hoi4-general

[eternal aspen]

woah

[atomic spoke]

😭

[eternal aspen]

ain't this against the rules to say gng?

[slim nexus]

Fair

[daring geyser]

yeah obviously

[safe wing]

plus I'm not going to do the alternative because Paradox games have lost their magic

[atomic spoke]

Shh

[quiet vessel]

dont cry mate

[safe wing]

not the first time I abandonned a genre

[daring geyser]

why ask this?

[atomic spoke]

Let's make Hoi 5

[oak flower]

maybe they will be nice and do it also on black friday

[safe wing]

because Christa was doing it

[quiet vessel]

i'm sure paradox would be devastated at your departure

[safe wing]

and I'm friends with them

[eternal aspen]

no, they never do

[atomic spoke]

We are gonna 5x the stuff that we could do in hoi 4

And 3x the buttons

[eternal aspen]

if they do then it's for the weekend only

[safe wing]

they woudn't care TBH

[atomic spoke]

Whiel ading rtx armour packs

[oak flower]

😭

[safe wing]

like Activision didn't care when I dropped Call of Duty

[quiet vessel]

🤯

[quiet vessel]

🤯😤

[atomic spoke]

Bro did not drop call of duty🙏

[eternal aspen]

im gonna crash out

fixing 1 pixel in the province map

[safe wing]

last Call of Duty I played was Black ops 2

[eternal aspen]

breaks every single other province

[safe wing]

I have replayed the older world war 2 ones

[slim nexus]

Praying I get a job where I applied to

[safe wing]

but yeah it was all downhill after Black Ops 2

[safe wing]

get a manufacturing one

[atomic spoke]

Hadolf Aitler haven't been online for 20k hours maybe he foolin the internet like marlon and me

[safe wing]

like me

[quiet vessel]

please censor that word some people are sensitive in this server😭

[slim nexus]

I’m a game developer

[quiet vessel]

where did hitler last jork it

[heavy vigil]

you guys ever try to find a video but you forgot the name and its entirely in japanese

[safe wing]

didn't know

[obtuse yew]

How I fooled the German reich

[safe wing]

mb

[slim nexus]

And I don’t wanna work in a factory in China (the China part is key cause I’m in China)

[safe wing]

fair

I forgot

[atomic spoke]

Temu Factory cycle bro

[obtuse yew]

No I don’t like the Japanese kinda

[slim nexus]

It’s fine dw

[atomic spoke]

Lowk they all look the same

[quiet vessel]

2.6 hog cycle ahh

[slim nexus]

I have kids I don’t wanna do ts

[heavy vigil]

but their music bangs

[atomic spoke]

Hate that shi

[heavy vigil]

im vibing

[safe wing]

rare W hoi4 player

[slim nexus]

Yeah yeah yeah first married and hoi4 player with kids fr

[obtuse yew]

White girl pop music is better

[safe wing]

Shyy would like to chat with you

[obtuse yew]

I feel like I’m gay

[heavy vigil]

i dont listen english music

[slim nexus]

Divorced dad rock better

[quiet vessel]

scraping the barrel

[daring geyser]

yeah ok you have my music taste

[sharp sierra]

never call it that again

[atomic spoke]

Japs made the most disturbing things 80 yrs ago and after they switched to anime and helo kitty to make us forget.(Kinda worked)

[quiet vessel]

green day is the best band in the world

[slim nexus]

You don’t even know what band I mean

[sharp sierra]

which band then

[heavy vigil]

oh i find all my japanese music exclusively through JSDF edits

[slim nexus]

Soad and korn

[sharp sierra]

💀

[quiet vessel]

i saw korn live

[atomic spoke]

Divorced dad music better

[heavy vigil]

tac can confirm

[sharp sierra]

whats divorced mom music

[slim nexus]

I might be seeing soad live next year

When they go to England

[slim nexus]

Bon jovi

Abba

[quiet vessel]

also saw weezer when i saw korn😭

[slim nexus]

😭

[atomic spoke]

Yo so how do you "beat ur shi as a girl"

[daring geyser]

casey listens to songs exclusively with random ahh military edits in the backgrounds

[slim nexus]

Queens of the Stone Age and acid bath are touring with soad next year

[atomic spoke]

I need some context

[safe wing]

I dislike Weezer but my parents like them for some reason

[slim nexus]

Never ask me this again

[quiet vessel]

im devastated sum 41 broke up

😭✌️

[atomic spoke]

Yo so how do you "beat ur shi as a girl"

[daring geyser]

casey could be listening to "i will always love you" by whitney houston with the japanese imperial army in the background

[heavy vigil]

not true thats only for western and japanese pop

[slim nexus]

Dawg

[safe wing]

rule 1 of life nothing lasts forever

[atomic spoke]

As if i had that in my byo

[slim nexus]

I need to draw again

Might draw loji from tfr

[atomic spoke]

Draw me

[quiet vessel]

i saw oasis gng is that tuff

[obtuse yew]

Little dark age ✍️ ✍️

[daring geyser]

i can't even talk about my music taste its all over the place

[daring geyser]

was peak in 2021 but i overheard it

[safe wing]

same

[atomic spoke]

Tuff is when u share ur white tear to others

[heavy vigil]

i cant share half my music taste here because itd be political 😞

[quiet vessel]

meet me down at tesco disabled toilet

[slim nexus]

Real

[quiet vessel]

real deal

[obtuse yew]

Richard wagner 😋

[quiet vessel]

its dodgy saying i like green day seeing as we said the current american president was a fat bastard many times

[slim nexus]

The only non political song I know off the top of my head that I listen to is an old Mongolia song about genghis khan

[atomic spoke]

Rammstein

They be cookin

[heavy vigil]

thats pop music who cares

[quiet vessel]

67 clash royale emote😤😤✌️

[safe wing]

Iron Maiden the Trooper

[quiet vessel]

du hast

amerikaaa

[daring geyser]

those three playlists are all made by me 😭 and i have a lot more

[quiet vessel]

deutchsland

[atomic spoke]

Deutchland

[slim nexus]

The name will prolly get flagged as it’s close to a slur so I won’t say it

[quiet vessel]

used to play du hast on guitar hero on the wii

[atomic spoke]

Bubba

The russin bubba

?

From the csrton?

Cartoon*

U know?

[sharp sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/alice-in-chains-happy-new-gif-24334269

[safe wing]

I know them

[sharp sierra]

in my opinion its the greatest music its my favorite

[safe wing]

valid opinion

[sharp sierra]

jerry cantrells solo music is great too

[quiet vessel]

why have rhcp gotten so popular suddenly

[obtuse yew]

no idea what type of music this is called

[hasty owl]

Probably not the word red

[atomic spoke]

Id share some shi but ill get insta 360 no scope baned

[normal zinc]

Why do i have a notification from this room?? Lol

[atomic spoke]

I did

So remember when ur great great great grandfather stole an apple from my great great great grandfather

U gotta pay broksi

[normal zinc]

Ah. The cosaack poland question? Right

Thank you

[raven lava]

Does anyone really play the 1939 start? I did as Italy and it seems really easy I just plowed through Greece and France and captured basically all of Egypt and Im not particularly good at the game

[normal zinc]

It is told thtough geberations in my family that the apple was delicious and that your family is terrible and smells like butt 🙂

[safe wing]

no

[normal zinc]

[daring geyser]

no cuz it kinda stinks

i swear the devs barely touch the 1939 start since 1.0

[daring geyser]

they only change it to adapt for the dlcs thats it

[normal zinc]

You mind if grab this pic?

[atomic spoke]

Get yo unemployed ahh to work

Lab made kid

[hasty owl]

Who asks to steal something?

[atomic spoke]

Talk shi abt my family

U luky this server has rules

[normal zinc]

Me apparently. His great great great grampa is still sour after mine took his apple without asking first.

[obtuse yew]

I play it when I don’t want to waste my 5h

[atomic spoke]

I start in 1936 an conquer france in abt 1hour and 30min

As germany

[bright arrow]

1939 only if you want to hinder yourself as the Allies against Germany, but for some reason the devs have not taken care of it very well

For some reason Siam is Fascist and joins the Axis

[atomic spoke]

1939 germany consumer goods on mefos are 71% while i had them on 25%

I don't even wanna see the abomination they did

[bright arrow]

Play as 1939 Poland or France and you are gecooked

France doesn't even have equipment to field its troops

[normal zinc]

I dont think ive ever played historical germany or ussr. I just dont like being addy or joe s.

[bright arrow]

And is straight up using divisions with 1 single tank and nothing more

[atomic spoke]

As poland might as well just bend over to germany and wait for their ahh to get busted

[obtuse yew]

I imagine myself as Stalin

while playing

[hidden spruce]

@heavy vigil what you doing rn

[atomic spoke]

Shh

[heavy vigil]

music

[atomic spoke]

Close

[hidden spruce]

Mhm

Can relate

[heavy vigil]

no nsfw please.

[atomic spoke]

He responded slow so my prediction won

[atomic spoke]

Kk

I wanna be mod too

This server might colapse in one hour but that's not the point

[hidden spruce]

@heavy vigil what u listening to

[bright arrow]

This channel is very unmoderated tbh

[obtuse yew]

Server getting banned speedrun

[bright arrow]

Ive seen plenty of crazy stuff

And its still probably somewhere up in the chat

[safe wing]

yeah if the mods did there job properly

[obtuse yew]

Yeah you don’t wanna be in a vc ever

[quiet vessel]

they do

[safe wing]

not*

[quiet vessel]

if they didnt youd still be getting battered

bet

when me and bro nuh together and it makes a sentiant nuh monster so we gotta use our dihh cheese to suffocate it and kill it

[oak flower]

Is isthereanydeal legal? Can you rely on it?

[bright arrow]

I wonder if the p**** videos are still up somewhere, i remember them being posted quite a while back and i don't remember they ever getting deleted

[atomic spoke]

Lowk we should do a sword fight

My dih so long that i can scratch my back with it

[quiet vessel]

my dihh so long i can tap my own shoulder

[oak flower]

?

[safe wing]

@mild plaza NSFW stuff

[quiet vessel]

such a snowflake

[atomic spoke]

Ye

[quiet vessel]

i bet this guy is fun at parties

there's a reason you're a grown ahh man and on discord

please think about your life choices

[atomic spoke]

Parties and dis guy in the same sentence💔

He prob reports ur for herasement now too😂😭

[quiet vessel]

😪✌️

[heavy vigil]

dont engage with bait

[atomic spoke]

🔋🥹

[hidden spruce]

Y’all are on discord too btw

[safe wing]

can you at least do something proper

[quiet vessel]

me or him

[quiet vessel]

bro shut up honestly

[safe wing]

like ban them for posting nsfw and being degens

[bright arrow]

[quiet vessel]

nobody likes you🫩✌️

[hasty owl]

Who?

[safe wing]

I could say the same fore you

[atomic spoke]

Cuz they all like u fr fr

[quiet vessel]

this guy the fun police😭

[safe wing]

not you Bubba

[atomic spoke]

I like him

[quiet vessel]

my nuh bruh

[bright arrow]

Careful, you might get banned for giving the mods work

[quiet vessel]

🥹

[atomic spoke]

Zesty ahh

[heavy vigil]

this is true /j

[safe wing]

<@&846894118219022336>

I'm getting really sick of this

[hasty owl]

That emoji is kinda hot

[quiet vessel]

they all ignoring u homie

[atomic spoke]

Even the devs don't care abt u

[quiet vessel]

'im getting angry' ahh

[safe wing]

yeah I know

[quiet vessel]

absolute humiliation

[atomic spoke]

Ragebait lowk failed

Might aswell just accept it

[bright arrow]

Be more like the CNT-Fai

Embrace the anarchy

[hasty owl]

Stupid idea

[safe wing]

@ripe slate for the love of god

[ripe slate]

Got it

[atomic spoke]

Uhh finnaly after i pinged all the mods blodline they responded

[quiet vessel]

blud called the whole mod squadron and one finally arrived

[ripe slate]

Yes, that site only has official stores IIRC

[atomic spoke]

🤣

[quiet vessel]

and ONLY deleted that message

sorry to break to you homie but they dont care abt yo whining ahh

[atomic spoke]

Discrimation fr fr

[safe wing]

they said this too

[quiet vessel]

they even got more lives than you to actually care less

[quiet vessel]

the mod already said they dont care

😭😭😭

[digital aurora]

Does anyone actually convert battleships into carriers? Or just cruisers?

[eternal aspen]

guys what stat decides what divs are put into a defensive battle? would it be defense?

[oak flower]

👍

[ripe slate]

Thats just an opinion though?

[lethal ether]

they said “i”, isnt that what free speech is?

[atomic spoke]

That's the evolved teacher pet

[safe wing]

huh I thought it was hate speech

I guess I was wrong

[bright arrow]

I can't tell if this is a practical joke lmfao

[quiet vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/superman-gif-23544200

[eternal aspen]

no, that's different

[hidden spruce]

3rd is: we have write this down mashup at home

[ripe slate]

Its a bad opinion, but its still just an opinion

[obtuse yew]

No attack stats

[safe wing]

true

[atomic spoke]

Bad ?

Why abd

[quiet vessel]

all good now daddy's said you're wrong

[eternal aspen]

but @atomic spoke did say verbatim "nga" instead of saying the proper slur

[atomic spoke]

Best opinion

[atomic spoke]

Yes

[eternal aspen]

in defense, if i'm defending

[eternal aspen]

and here's proof? @ripe slate help?

[lethal ether]

wait wait wait, you thought somebody mentioning femboys was hate speech.. the real question is what were YOU thinking 🤔

[daring geyser]

😭 fr, sad its not on spotify

[obtuse yew]

Then you look at the stats of defence and organisation

[atomic spoke]

Me and bubba

[obtuse yew]

Too much sexual activity

[safe wing]

I have a friend who is a femboy

[digital aurora]

I wish I could tell my units to form an echelon, so I could keep my offensive units behind the main defensive line so they have full stats for a counter attack

[eternal aspen]

so if a tank div had 400 defense, and infantry has 800 defense,t he inf should be prioritized, right?

[atomic spoke]

@quiet vessel understood?

[bright arrow]

Neither of those was a femboy

[woven mason]

GUYS ALMOST

[hidden spruce]

frfr

[atomic spoke]

Bro has "friends"😂

[bright arrow]

Thats why it was deleted

[safe wing]

do you have friends outside of discord?

[lethal ether]

#relatable me too lets trauma bond

[slim nexus]

Definitely not a hoi4 player then frfr

[ripe slate]

Stop arguing

[atomic spoke]

Fr

[quiet vessel]

innit guys

stop the violence

[atomic spoke]

I other ways

[quiet vessel]

whats going on here then lads

[ripe slate]

🔫 Im no longer asking

[quiet vessel]

unbelievable

[hasty owl]

S...s...sorry daddy

[atomic spoke]

I know some belorusians tech guys

[lethal ether]

Cease arguing. 😡 😡 💔 🥀 🗣️ 🔥

[safe wing]

just ban them they are a lost cause

[quiet vessel]

wage slave guy leakedp

[ripe slate]

🤨 📸

[digital aurora]

Also as the Soviets is it best to puppet Finland? So I don’t have to deal with that portion of the front? Because I find it quite easily to attack Finland, especially once their lines buckle and my LT divs can most fast

[quiet vessel]

😪😪😪

[safe wing]

how about get a job

[quiet vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-gif-27464673

[woven mason]

I ALMOST GOT 30 MINS OF HEL IM 1/3 THERE

[bright arrow]

What is this? Hoi4 general ahaha?

[hasty owl]

Why you want everyone banned?

[obtuse yew]

It depends on what is attacking against you if a enemy infantry is attacking your high armoured tank it will not do anything even though your tanks defence is low

[lethal ether]

i think a timeout is a more suiting, appropriate and thoughtful punishment 📝 🔏 🖊️ 🖊️ 🤔 🦉 🥨

[bright arrow]

Did bro ping the mods again?

[safe wing]

dude they are repeat offenders

[hasty owl]

No punishment

[quiet vessel]

this guy like the little prince

[digital aurora]

Gosh couldn’t be my bad kind sir

[eternal aspen]

yh ik that, asking to win an argument over what causes the issue

[quiet vessel]

'ohh guardian' ahh

[lethal ether]

then repeat punish them

[quiet vessel]

of what? offending you?

[lethal ether]

they offend they get punished

[safe wing]

nah of being assholes

[lethal ether]

you dont see someone in real life getting kicked out of the planet from harassing somebody twice

[quiet vessel]

silencing the press

[ripe slate]

Please do not feed the trolls, just ignore them

[bright arrow]

Not the Clash royale rage baits ahhhh

[obtuse yew]

So?

[safe wing]

IK

[lethal ether]

Cease Arguing Right Now.

[ripe slate]

This guy got the right idea

[slim nexus]

My cough is back ugh

[quiet vessel]

Halt all contradictions at once.

It's despicable behaviour.

[ripe slate]

So guys, HOI IV, huh?

[safe wing]

my mom has a cough rn

[quiet vessel]

Truly immature for such a civilised community.

[heavy vigil]

bad game

[woven mason]

IM SO CLOSEE

[lethal ether]

when will hoi4 introduce other planets

[safe wing]

bad game

[slim nexus]

HoiV when

[bright arrow]

I prefer stelaris

[safe wing]

I prefer eu4

[hidden spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-cat-is-this-bait-cat-is-this-ragebait-gif-10902073105296387701

[lethal ether]

we need space era

[slim nexus]

I prefer hoi3

[hasty owl]

When you download a mod

[ripe slate]

I think HOI IV is the best PDX game Ive tried

[quiet vessel]

cities skylines 2??

[woven mason]

i only got hoi4 lol

[bright arrow]

Paradox hasn't tried once

[ripe slate]

I prefer Simcity 💀

[safe wing]

eh too rigid

sorry ODK wrong reply

[ripe slate]

over Cities SKylines 1 at least, havent tried 2 much

[lethal ether]

mods are overrated

[quiet vessel]

so am i

[ripe slate]

Mods are underrated

[slim nexus]

You ain’t ever getting a new simcity game

[hasty owl]

They are like 50% the value of hoi4

[quiet vessel]

sim city 2000❤️

[ripe slate]

You at least should have a mod to fix peacedeals

[lethal ether]

theres like 5 good mods and the rest are repetitive and boring

[safe wing]

that's not hoi4 exclusive

[slim nexus]

It’s like wanting a good cod game or stellaris 2

[lethal ether]

(not including quality of life)

[quiet vessel]

i want more vanilla+ mods not where hitler pooped on a different day therefore changing the course of history

[heavy vigil]

this modding business is too hard im gonna rot my brain with some japanese war thunder vids

[woven mason]

I GOT 800K KILLS ON GERMAN, I JUST NEED 1M MORE FOR ACHIEVEMENT

[safe wing]

Rome II and Medieval II Total War are unplayble to me without mods

[hasty owl]

Depends on if you use total overhaul mod like black ice with lots of new mechanics

[lethal ether]

you deserve a cookie

[safe wing]

Black Ice is tedious

[lethal ether]

black ice is an eye sore in my opinion

[bright arrow]

Casey for Moderator of the year award!

[lethal ether]

darkest hour is better

[woven mason]

this is needed for mental support

[quiet vessel]

nooo

[lethal ether]

hoi4 on mobile when

[woven mason]

never

[quiet vessel]

you can with that nvidia thingie

[hasty owl]

Like 2035

[lethal ether]

i cant play hoi4 on my iphone 17 pro max 😢 😢 😢

[safe wing]

if you want a good historical overhaul mod that does a good balance between gameplay and historical accuracy try divide et Impera for Rome 2

[woven mason]

im surronded

[slim nexus]

When hoi VI releases

[quiet vessel]

6777

[slim nexus]

No.

[woven mason]

SOOON

[lethal ether]

hoi67

[quiet vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-clash-royale-emote-wizard-afro-disco-gif-8246801327980923816

ts too funny

[safe wing]

Playing Poland

which path?

[lethal ether]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/951442989320904714/1416791880129187970/image0.gif

[safe wing]

Sanatation Right, Castle, or Left

[lethal ether]

-9989 aura

[woven mason]

30 MINS OF HEL

srry caps

[safe wing]

that was my back up guess

[slim nexus]

Stop sending people kissing

[woven mason]

ima js stream somewhere

[woven mason]

fr

[bright arrow]

I was about to say if the gay guys have to go the lesbians must too

[lethal ether]

<@&846894118219022336> can we get odk to stop sending innapropriate lesbian and gay gifs

[hollow pulsar]

Hi, where, and what?

[hasty owl]

Oh no

[hollow pulsar]

Care to give context? :)

[slim nexus]

ODK keeps sending gay men and gay women kissing and deleting it

[lethal ether]

@hasty owl but he quickly deleted them

[woven mason]

700K MORE

[safe wing]

can confirm

[hollow pulsar]

Oh that's okay, I have access to the message logs.. One second..

Not that the gifs are okay.

[bright arrow]

I was appealing to equal rights when it comes to deleting posts

[hollow pulsar]

I mean that they're deleted.

[ripe slate]

@hasty owl@quiet vesselKeep it on topic and appropriate

@hollow pulsar^^ Its these 2

[lethal ether]

what

[ripe slate]

Also hi, Shion~

[woven mason]

500k MORE KILLSSS

[hollow pulsar]

Hallo!

[safe wing]

how is college Shion

[hollow pulsar]

But please, keep the spam to a minimum and stuff appropriate, as sad as I am to say this, we are not a lesbian discord server.

[safe wing]

its me Big Al BTW

[ripe slate]

😭

why did you rebrand

[bright arrow]

Dam so many mods i have never seen at once

[safe wing]

I'm damn near full time employed

[hollow pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/mulan-all-of-china-knows-gif-4205818911751445716

[safe wing]

and I saw this image in a video and it reminded me of myself

[slim nexus]

I just got a job

[hollow pulsar]

It's going alright! Hit a roadblock with falling behind on some assignments but midterms are this week, so if I can jump those hurdles I'll be back on track me thinks

thanks for asking :>

how are you?

[safe wing]

I didn't entirely rebrand btw

[hollow pulsar]

in this economy? eyy nice

[safe wing]

good

[slim nexus]

I’m in China so there’s jobs

Tencent moment

[bright arrow]

Theres jobs everywhere technically

[hollow pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thousand-yard-stare-thousand-yard-stare-cat-ptsd-cat-soldier-cat-war-gif-9110270742088459827

[woven mason]

400K MORE KILLS

[ripe slate]

Damn youre now in charge of PDX (jk but they do own 10%)

[slim nexus]

500 more hoi4 dlc now frfr

[hasty owl]

Where is your pfp from?

[bright arrow]

You just have to make the people currently occupying them go away somehow

[heavy vigil]

hi shion

[hollow pulsar]

Call of the Night - Anko Uguiso

[hollow pulsar]

meowdy :>

[lethal ether]

let me guess youre a specialized metal connector presser, more commonly known as buttons organized in a compact shape, commonly reffererd to as a keyboard

presser*

[hollow pulsar]

we're all button pressers if you think about it

[lethal ether]

i roll shawarmas

[slim nexus]

I’m a game dev yes

[lethal ether]

i aint press no buttons

[hollow pulsar]

how'd you just type

[bright arrow]

You press hams together

[lethal ether]

the voice thing

duh

[slim nexus]

Voice to text

[lethal ether]

see he knows it

[slim nexus]

She*

[hollow pulsar]

yes but how'd you send it

[slim nexus]

I said send frfr

[lethal ether]

hey siri send text

[hollow pulsar]

it doesn't work on Discord

[woven mason]

100K OR SO MORE KILLS FOR 30 MINS OF HEL

[hollow pulsar]

to my knowledge

[woven mason]

2ND ATTEMPT LOL, HAD 1 TEST RUN

[lethal ether]

have u tried it or something

🤷‍♂️

[hollow pulsar]

fuhrerbunker screaming must be intense rn

[woven mason]

yeeessss

[woven mason]

EASY

[lethal ether]

[woven mason]

i died

but it does not matter

[slim nexus]

Never understood why hoi4 puts the achievements in the left corner

[woven mason]

I GOT ITTT

[bright arrow]

They could make them pop mid screen

[woven mason]

fr

[bright arrow]

The steam achievements are much more satisfying

[slim nexus]

Or they could’ve put them on the normal side like every other modern paradox game

[bright arrow]

Because they pop with a blrump

I had to play Communist Italy for an achievement and the tree was so boring omg

[ember trellis]

I wrapped up the remaning Chinese and Japanese achivements this weekend

[woven mason]

just got 30 mins of hel

[bright arrow]

Commie Italy basically should be renamed to the United States of Africa + Italy

[slim nexus]

I hope they cook with the new China stuff

I don’t have high hopes tho

[bright arrow]

Cuz their entire tree revolves around annexing africa and getting cores in it

[ember trellis]

I mean they have with japan and communist china

[slim nexus]

I mean what they’ve shown isn’t final, and even then it could be poor to play

[ember trellis]

true

[slim nexus]

I only care about communist China tbh

[bright arrow]

They get wargoals against Ethiopia and Liberia as part of their "end colonialism" focus lmao

[ember trellis]

it will be a fun challenge

[slim nexus]

At least they got the party name right

It’s rare for a western game to do that

[bright arrow]

Hmm, knowing the devs i hope they dont pull an Austria scenario

[eternal aspen]

Anyone here know ANYTHING about modding the game, like total overhaul moddinh

[slim nexus]

I haven’t done it in a while 😭

[slim nexus]

Like they normally call it the ccp not cpc and it pmo

[eternal aspen]

Could I trouble you for some aid in finding what's causing my game to crash

[slim nexus]

I’m not smart when it comes to modding the game 😭

[eternal aspen]

😭

Same

I get worse every time I try

[slim nexus]

The one thing I learned was to not use vsc

I personally use Zed

It’s free and just came out on windows

[eternal aspen]

vcs isnt bad to use, lots of huge mod teams use it

[slim nexus]

Yeah but the 2026 version crams ai into everything

[eternal aspen]

But im getting issues with actually making stuff work atp

[eternal aspen]

People will find a way to fix it, plus iirc it needs github to work

[serene inlet]

i fixed india

[slim nexus]

Or Microsoft account and It basically forces you to sign in now

[eternal aspen]

Ah, idrm that ngl, I would rather stick with VCS and find a way to bypass the clankers than to use smth new

[slim nexus]

Fair

The good thing with Zed is that like

It has the hornets for vsc

Hotkeys*

[eternal aspen]

Wdym?

Ah!

[slim nexus]

Autocorrect moment

[eternal aspen]

Lol thats fair

[slim nexus]

It’s better on your cpu too

https://zed.dev

[eternal aspen]

Ion even use hot keys on vcs

[eternal aspen]

Bro this has AI integrated, like chatGPT

It would never be good for hoi4 code

[slim nexus]

It’s optional

[slim nexus]

It is good I’ve used it

Apple and Amazon and cloudflair use it lmao

[eternal aspen]

And it made code that like, doesnt shit the bed?

[slim nexus]

I mean you don’t need the ai in it

[eternal aspen]

Ah

[slim nexus]

But it can help fix stuff

If you have the plugin

[eternal aspen]

My main issue is, hoi4 shit itself bc apparently an = doesn't belong in a position that vanilla hoi4 used

[slim nexus]

Did you read the documentation

[eternal aspen]

I copied it from the vanilla file

[slim nexus]

odd

[eternal aspen]

It has 1 thing different, and thats the provinces, since I only have 8.7k not 9.4k+

[slim nexus]

interesting

[slim nexus]

This lets you run and debug stuff with one hotkey too btw

[eternal aspen]

Once I finish making my supper I'll show what I mean

[bright arrow]

#modding Probably better for this kind of long convo

[eternal aspen]

Yh, we can move there

[slim nexus]

It’s like 8:40 am I might gts

[eternal aspen]

Valid take

[mellow spire]

The thing is, I ain't fast enough with 7 civs at start

[eternal aspen]

Highs in the mid 50's

As is 55°F isnt chilli

[tall finch]

is there any multiplayer servers rn for alt history i have no mic

[hasty owl]

There is an alt history channel

[fair horizon]

i hate it

wheres the negative supply zones?

[sonic sand]

tzar nicolas! tzar Nicolas! the Germans have surrounded petrograd!

[dusky burrow]

I was able to take both Petrograd and Moscow as the Ottomans

And nearly take Bordeaux

[sonic sand]

its my first time ever playing the great war

[dusky burrow]

That said, you can go on for a long long time

[sonic sand]

AHHH

HAHAHHA

[eternal aspen]

there's alr a mod for that

check out the star wars mod

[fair horizon]

thats called stellaris

[charred spoke]

Whatever happened to that hoi4 mod that was meant to have the hunger games world or smth

[true needle]

im going to play every state independant

wish me luck

[azure crescent]

thanks ai you made 4 Sweden's

[fair horizon]

good luck

[eternal aspen]

your game will die before 1940

[true needle]

not if I expand fast enough

[eternal aspen]

you'd have to go really fast

[true needle]

I just need to focus entirely on military factories

[eternal aspen]

mil greed yes

[true needle]

pump out as many troops as possible and always be justifying on someone

[eternal aspen]

bc statistically 50% of the AI will civgreed

[fair horizon]

if they even have a civ

[true needle]

just not sure if I should immediately attempt to go fascist or if I should get a few mils first

[eternal aspen]

go communist

for the free 500 men from the karl marx painting

[fair horizon]

karl marx zombies*

[true needle]

afaik you can immediately core conquered territory in ESI, but unfortunately last I checked you dont get the factories for some reason

[eternal aspen]

idk, maybe to prevent 500 or so factories for free from conquering russia

[fair horizon]

i made a meme for the rt56 mod team

(i will not forgive this transgression against the mobile warfare players)

[dusky burrow]

mobile warfare 😭

made even worse

[fair horizon]

give me back my half of the australian army already rt56 😭

i cant afford to cripple my "economy" for 5% more recruitable

[dusky burrow]

Criple?

[fair horizon]

well yeah i spent half my building slots on civs or dockyards

[true needle]

nvm im not playing ESI anymore

half the planet declared war on someone and I sat with my game paused for 10 minutes while the game turned into a slideshow with all the war declarations

[fair horizon]

lmao

[hollow pulsar]

so proud of myself

[glass cairn]

i have a 2025 macbook air, with the m4 silicone chip and 16gb of memory, and im wondering if hoi4 will run good or not on this device before i buy it

[hollow pulsar]

Macbooks generally don't run games like HOI4 well iirc

[glass cairn]

ive been looking into it

[eternal aspen]

Im so excited for the new DLC to change doctrine

It gonna be actually so fun to see new metas

[charred spoke]

I'm lwk excited to see the realism larps that mods will be able to do

[heavy vigil]

woah so cool

[devout trench]

What CPU and GPU?

[gusty oracle]

do yall think its ok to use bypass focus command to bypass a wargoal focus that requires peace when im in a forever war?

[heavy vigil]

do whatever makes you have fun

[signal hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[inner ocean]

I love how Hispanic these white supremacist are in this loading screen

[glass cairn]

i have thr m4 chip and 16gbs of ram

[craggy trail]

https://tenor.com/view/derpy-derpy-hooves-mlp-my-little-pony-clap-gif-15401120

[inner ocean]

like do they know?

[gusty oracle]

well I cant have fun without this

[heavy vigil]

` ff

for focuses

[devout trench]

Can you run eu4?

[inner ocean]

based outcome for California

[glass cairn]

never tried it this if i get hoi4 this would be my first paradox game

[devout trench]

What games have you played that are high requirements

[inner ocean]

Cascadia went ethnonat 🙁

#crucifyatomwaffenmembers

[dusky burrow]

why do you do this to us

[viscid stirrup]

100% of the jellyfish mapping will civgreed

[viscid stirrup]

is that markiplier?

[inner ocean]

they are literal demons and should be treated like it

[dusky burrow]

Indeed

[glass cairn]

hoi4 would be the first high requiremetn game i get

[inner ocean]

why TF are Anarchist doing bank heists with Atomwaffen, how did they not shoot at each other?

[fair horizon]

cause none of them ever held a gun

[inner ocean]

the red starbucks vanguard just needs a lil more experience

B-52 bombers are now bombing major cities in Cascadia

bombing targets are set to all

[fair horizon]

the b52 has another 100 years in it

[inner ocean]

they will figure out a way to take it into space at this point

[opal nymph]

Horseshoe Theory?

[fair horizon]

space yamato b52

[inner ocean]

yea but one group wants to kill everyone not white and the other wants to kill all the rich people one is wayy objectively worse than the others, although I suppose they both want to tear down the current system violently

[inner ocean]

quadruple the space forces budget

[opal nymph]

The year is 3025

Against alien threats, the United States provides the United Nations Global Defense Force with its refitted B52s to bomb the xenos back to where they came from

[fair horizon]

but not enough for new equipment*

[inner ocean]

of course not, that would cut into the profit incentives

[fair horizon]

think theres some m16s lying around from vietnam they can use

[fair horizon]

better hope they look like mass effect aliens

[inner ocean]

yea just give them a bunch of meth and theyll be fine

[fair horizon]

and not battarians

[deep solstice]

I just had one single panzer division

smash through leningrad

and run like a 50 miles into the soviet union

in a straight line

without dying

what a chad

[fair horizon]

give that division a medal

[deep solstice]

I named him panzer boy

them*

[inner ocean]

send him on a suicide mission to Vladivostok

[deep solstice]

gotta change the REAL name

honeslty

with the rate I was moving him

he was literally insta-killing single infantry divisions

he mightve made it

[inner ocean]

if they make it, they are the greatest unit to ever live

[fair horizon]

to stalingrad on one tank of gas

[inner ocean]

they will make Alexander weep

[deep solstice]

speaking of stalingrad

funny times

italy doing something

in this economy

[fair horizon]

long romania 🤮

[deep solstice]

ZERO

progress.

the peoples republic of spain

just eats casualties

and keeps pushing

youve inflicted 1 million casualties

IVE INFLICTED 1.5 MILLION

AND YOU STAND THERE

😭

the soviet union not so much

so

theres

this little

thing

WHY DID I NOT SEE THIS

💔

eh its not core territory tho

so I can just take over the USSR and that'll go with it

do I leave the giant USSR mass that is rapidly growing

[inner ocean]

I have a unit like that, they were the vanguard during the Californian civil war and encircled the entire California State Milita during a desperate phase during the war, now in the Cascadian reunification war they are about 150 miles away from the nearest allied division they are tasked with Seattle, I even named them as well

[deep solstice]

they seem cheery

wish I wouldve seen the GIGANTIC USSR mass

I control canada and the US btw

Im german reich

so

im fried

they are gonna take ALL that.

and the United STATE of america (the civil war that happened) joined japans faction

so

they arent gonna help

🥀

[inner ocean]

just a bunch of anarchist on the back of Toyotas with AA guns strapped to the back like its Iraq during ISIL

[inner ocean]

I need to play vanilla again

ive only really played TNO/TFR recently

especially TNO since cold war proxy conflicts is more up my alley than grand strategy

[tulip thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/my-little-pony-derpy-hooves-muffin-eating-gif-17843730646952618510

[tulip thorn]

Derpy zeppelin is crazy

[inner ocean]

holy shi they did it

[tulip thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/mlp-my-little-pony-derpy-derpy-hooves-1000-yards-stare-gif-7762550659989792279

[sharp laurel]

i have strategic bombers why it still says i need 10 strategic bombers to drop nuke

[tulip thorn]

Do you have 10 strat bombers

[sharp laurel]

yes

[devout trench]

Do you have them in reserve

[sharp laurel]

i placed them in the airfield

[fair horizon]

OWB mod zepplins be like

[devout trench]

You gotta deploy 10 more

Trust

[sharp laurel]

didnt work

[inner ocean]

who tf is this larper

bro cannot be wearing all that and be named Marcus Smith lmao

[hasty owl]

Looks like what your doing is working

[bright matrix]

Como

[opal nymph]

TFR is truly one of the most schizo mods I have ever played

Even Red Flood is quite tame compared to it

[bright matrix]

How do I understand military TFR requirements?

There are so many military units and equipment that I uninstalled the mod

If anyone sees this message, send it to me privately, and if anyone from Paradox sees this video, please do it in Brazil's geography, and add more federal states please.

[opal nymph]

Mechanization good but expensive

That's all I know

Get AA or you get shredded

[bright matrix]

Is it worth doing a motorized and mechanized division or just mixing the two with a tank?

[opal nymph]

I just use default templates and add some more AA to them

At least the offensive divisions

[bright matrix]

God bless you, I wanted to know tips to evolve in MP and SP

[opal nymph]

For singleplayer, prioritize soft attack, breakthrough, hp, and org

MP is replace soft attack with hard attack

[bright matrix]

Is there a hoi4 + rdr mod?

[opal nymph]

Those seem like 2 incompatible games but they made a fallout mod

But in RDR, you only play within the US

Not a fragmented one

[bright matrix]

🥀💔 They are creating hoi4 mod of TWD

[opal nymph]

Hoi4 is a game of nations

[bright matrix]

Ricky grimes doo da games

[opal nymph]

Well i assume there are factions fighting each other

[heavy vigil]

hi jonathan hru

[opal nymph]

Im alright, you?

[heavy vigil]

im good ty

[bright matrix]

Yeah man, I wish hoi5 was a mix of Hoi4 and Victoria

[opal nymph]

Id go insane

[bright matrix]

And 3D battles would be interesting

[opal nymph]

I tried Vic3, realized I needed to major in economics, and stopped playing

[opal nymph]

Wdym 3d battles

[bright matrix]

Can you actually see your units battling and advancing on the front, would that be possible or would it be too heavy for the game to process?

[opal nymph]

Do you turn off unit models or something

[heavy vigil]

you want no computer to be able to run the game

awesome

[bright matrix]

Bah

[heavy vigil]

my computer is really good and i still hear it making noise when i load up vicky 3

[bright matrix]

Brij

Bruh

[opal nymph]

Hoi4 is a war game

[bright matrix]

You can't swear

[opal nymph]

Vicky is an eco game

I just want to have fun with wars

[bright matrix]

I think it's a bit lame, you can't send ultimate

[opal nymph]

And not manage an entire economy

[opal nymph]

Danzig or War

[bright matrix]

Oh ok, me playing as Brazil and dominating Europe.

[opal nymph]

Secure Leningrad

[bright matrix]

This doesn't make sense

[heavy vigil]

its like hoi4 civgreeding dlc game

[opal nymph]

Around Maginot

[bright matrix]

I know, but ultimatums other than Focus

[opal nymph]

Well, there are your ultimatums

You want land?

Justify for it

[bright matrix]

I think that if I were to create a mod, it would be better to have one that didn't just have Focus, because that's quite generic, TNO-type mechanics would be interesting.

[opal nymph]

And ultimatum feature would probably be abusable or just a lame version of justify war goal

[bright matrix]

I really like strategy and FPS games

[opal nymph]

Eww, TNO mechanics

[bright matrix]

Yes

[opal nymph]

People still like to abuse boost party popularity if they dont have DLC

Because it is an absolutely busted feature

[bright matrix]

Shitpost

[opal nymph]

Huh, the filter didn't catch that

[bright matrix]

Aimeusuquinhodemurucuja 📌

He's tough😈

[bright matrix]

What

[opal nymph]

Usually the filter takes out any messages with a swear in them

[brittle cypress]

shitpost

shit

[bright matrix]

Ok

[heavy vigil]

shit isnt a swear word directed at someone else usually so it isnt filtered

[marsh ravine]

yo

[heavy vigil]

hi jondonbongonton

[fickle thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/peace-out-gif-22295199

[buoyant kayak]

What is happening

[remote spruce]

Hi there

[trim pike]

Did yall see the hoi4 mp lobby

Like today

[indigo violet]

No, why?

[trim pike]

Can u see it rn

Idk if its still there

[indigo violet]

I only see historical mp and ahistorical mp

[trim pike]

Oh it must have stopped then

[eternal aspen]

Average TNO slop

[warped flint]

No

tno is peak

[eternal aspen]

I really hope youre joking

[warped flint]

No

[eternal aspen]

TFR is better, and both are mid

[warped flint]

eh

tfr is lowkey buns imo

[eternal aspen]

If I wanted to read an article of someone i'd open Wikipedia ngl

[eternal aspen]

Tfr sucks balls

[indigo violet]

Bro has one sided beef

[eternal aspen]

Like its a good mod, but its somehow bad at the same time

[dusky burrow]

Heard that conquering Finland is much harder these days

Nice job

[warped flint]

I quite literally just walked in with barely any resistence

they were dumb and were naval invading with like half their army

[sleek frigate]

hey does anyone know when the next sale is

[coarse marlin]

Hello goys

[misty fossil]

is there a guide for general grinding?

as in what traits do i grind for what general

[dusky burrow]

oh

[misty fossil]

how many guys

what traits i get

etc

[warped flint]

kazakhstan is next

this inf is to op

[misty fossil]

iirc i have to get an offensive guy, panzer/inf/combined arms expert

[dusky burrow]

no support companies though 😭

[misty fossil]

so thats at least 3 generals and 1 field marshal, all of them with adaptable

[warped flint]

sunglasses

[warped flint]

yeah im to lazy

I maxxed buffed germany

and made borrman win

[dusky burrow]

Well work now will make things easier later on

[misty fossil]

@heavy vigil scroll down

[heavy vigil]

How many guys is up to how many guys youd like i guess geez

That sure is a question to ask on hoi official

[misty fossil]

what does that mean

[heavy vigil]

These

[misty fossil]

what happened to von kluge

[misty fossil]

why are both of them field marshals

[heavy vigil]

Extra trait slot

[tulip thorn]

He had a glow up

[heavy vigil]

Haircut btw

[warped flint]

LMAO

1100 SOFT ATTACK

[tulip thorn]

Inflated stats are awesome

[misty fossil]

how do you get reconnaissance trait

what does "flank or be flanked" mean

[warped flint]

Oh nooooo

[misty fossil]

does it mean to attack from the side

[heavy vigil]

yeah

multiple tiles

kinda bad trait as well

[fickle thicket]

tno reference?

[warped flint]

yes

[fickle thicket]

peak

[misty fossil]

how do you disable auto upgrade

nevermind figured it out

[heavy vigil]

grind on panama or grind on mexico?

[viscid stirrup]

hello chat

[viscid stirrup]

bro add a support hospital and research the support tech, itll increase trickleback and war support to above 100%

[misty fossil]

trol

[tulip thorn]

Epic

[heavy vigil]

eugh

[heavy vigil]

did you get vets before the war?

[heavy vigil]

you can just get more

its rlly not hard

like

dont even need to fight

SFP moment :(

[fair horizon]

is that argentina?

[upbeat schooner]

are light tanks worth making?

[heavy vigil]

guatemala

just beat mexico

free justifications on tho

cuz i wanna be non aligned instead of fascisrt

[fair horizon]

is the formable good?

the central american one

ive wanted to try it once but like horrible location

[severe fossil]

is he dead or

why is he black and white

[heavy vigil]

hist immersion mod (i like my black and white people)

i dont even do it for immersion i just think the portraits look clean

[solemn bay]

Tank so bad I got negative breakthrough bruh

[grizzled yarrow]

this is too good

[fair horizon]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO POOR COLOMBIA?

[heavy vigil]

killed them

[fair horizon]

:(

[heavy vigil]

why :(

i killed mexico first if that helps

[ripe slate]

🫂

[heavy vigil]

id go for the US but having 0 manpower makes it rather unappealing

[viscid stirrup]

man the new mxico dlc is so peak

[heavy vigil]

ok i remember why i dont like SFP now

your manpower just dies

[eternal palm]

🤯

Insane

No stats means more losses

[heavy vigil]

No you do get more stats

Your hp is just so low

[grizzled yarrow]

holy border gore

[rich steeple]

got 100 hours on hoi4 (mostly play germany) i took poland freance uk usa and was gonna beat ussr but usa keeps on coming back any tips?

[eternal palm]

Could be worse

[sudden thistle]

Show screenshot?

U prob forget to kill like Brazil or smth

[rich steeple]

i had no choice tho

[heavy vigil]

Show

[rich steeple]

i had all my divions on mexico than ussr attacked i had to swiftly move them

[rich steeple]

ok

[grizzled yarrow]

poland js randomly came back from the dead and blocked my way to berlin

[sudden thistle]

Bruh

[rich steeple]

can i delay attack from ussr

[sudden thistle]

They keep coming back because Mexico is retaking the US land

[eternal palm]

Warsaw uprising lol

[sudden thistle]

No

[rich steeple]

if i give ussr some polish land trough focuses molotov contract will they not attack

[grizzled yarrow]

If Norway leaves the allies il have such an advantage over then

[sudden thistle]

Mostly yes

[eternal palm]

I doubt Soviets will attack ever

They rarely do

And if they do, it's really bad for them

Their stab and ws just dies

[grizzled yarrow]

And they got the red army modifier

The only thing that keeps me from ending the war 4 years early

[eternal palm]

That's really minor

[rich steeple]

i stopped the game here cuz im to lazy to take usa back

got 5m casulties on ussr

[grizzled yarrow]

While the allies deal with japan il upgrade my army and turn on them cuz im evil or sum

[cobalt imp]

is japan being updated in the dlc

[eternal palm]

Yes

[cobalt imp]

any other countries?

[eternal palm]

China

And all the warlords

[cobalt imp]

are any features coming like in gotterdamerung there were raids nukes etc

[sudden thistle]

Philippines

[eternal palm]

Factions are getting a rework

So are islands

[sudden thistle]

Navy is too

[cobalt imp]

THANK GOD

factions so annoying

[cobalt imp]

oh yeah thats big

navy has huge potential in hoi4

[sudden thistle]

I love my 3 day long naval battles

[paper echo]

now youll finally be able to make a faction without needing to invite someone

[cobalt imp]

navy is very anti-climatic

like 12 years of sacrificing half of ur industry for 1 battle

[paper echo]

navy is just spamming light cruisers and training them

and it destroys ai navies