hoi4-general

[proud tapir]

thats why you need Germany and flank Romania trough Yugoslavia

[fringe shell]

but they gonna join germans

[snow rain]

motorise the supply lines

[snow rain]

bruh

[proud tapir]

oh i usualy declare on Romania and Yugoslavia mid 1937 ish or whenever im ready
Since all the guarantees on Yugoslavia drop

[snow rain]

that's like one of the most important thing you must get regardless of builds

[proud tapir]

you can declare on them and also fight against Romania because they guarantee Yugoslavia

[fringe shell]

yeah but iam idiot

[snow rain]

don't stand in a no supply zone until then

[fringe shell]

i justify on us

to generate

world tension

but i forgot to cancel it

[flat gazelle]

yeah i dont think germany can do anything atp

[fringe shell]

so everything is guaranted by uk

[flat gazelle]

medium tanks are just too goated

[umbral agate]

how do i get carlist spain to spawn

[proud tapir]

DONT declare on Romania first
Always declare on Yugoslavia to get Romania in the war otherwise you fight the allies

[covert hinge]

finally

[fringe shell]

template

[covert hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/mongolian-gif-24685364

[proud tapir]

And make sure the guarantees dropped on Yugoslavia

[flat gazelle]

i use this one every run

[proud tapir]

Best Hungary tip is also to go fascist

[covert hinge]

I FINALLY DID IT

[proud tapir]

Horthy is cool and all, he has drip

but like

[covert hinge]

I DID SOMETHING

I TOOK TIBET

AFTER 4 YEARS

OF FIGHTING THEM

[snow rain]

at least make it 32 width and use all support companies :(

[proud tapir]

Fascist Hungary is wayyyyy easier because you can declare early and eat up Yugoslavia and Romania

[covert hinge]

also are you sure these dudes didnt just have infinite manpower

[proud tapir]

plus join the axis in like 37

[covert hinge]

where did they even get infantry equipment from

[fringe shell]

hungry chinese mans

without guns

[covert hinge]

guys

[snow rain]

no, they just have a lot of pop and high conscription law

[covert hinge]

operation barbarossa

[covert hinge]

oh

[proud tapir]

yikes, as commie China i was a bit at fault for the USSR dying because i asked for help in Manchuria

[covert hinge]

who could i invade now

[covert hinge]

crazy

[fringe shell]

wow

[covert hinge]

insane

[proud tapir]

i declared total victory as China after Japan died because i didnt want to fight Germany after i realized the allies are unable to land in Europe

[fringe shell]

my divisions stand on front but arent doing anything

[proud tapir]

that would just be a headache

[covert hinge]

how much y'all saying my next gameplay

uh

[sudden thistle]

The German puppets

[covert hinge]

afghanistan

[proud tapir]

aahhh the

reichkommersa

however you spell it

[sudden thistle]

Ja

[proud tapir]

German is funny

Do i get that trough focuses or decisions?

Or both

I forgor

[covert hinge]

guys dont ask about my agency's name

[proud tapir]

i oughta do that to ease up on my garrisons

[brittle cypress]

Communist kolchak

[sudden thistle]

Both

[proud tapir]

alr alr

thx

[covert hinge]

im not communist......

-# maybe

[proud tapir]

Save some guns for the rest of us

✌️

im scared, i dont want Italy to die like they did when i played imperial Germany

[proud tapir]

They lost Rome in 1939 that time

[fringe shell]

how TF did this happened

[covert hinge]

guys

should i send equipment to the ussr

what is the ussr genuinely doing

[flat gazelle]

lovely borders

[fringe shell]

which year romania is joining axis?

[snow rain]

after they lose bessarabia usually but since you went ahist it probably changed

[fringe shell]

when they will join im gonna loose

[covert hinge]

not sure if the ussr is surviving ts one

[sudden thistle]

Help them

Trust

[covert hinge]

no

[sudden thistle]

Mongolia will win

[fringe shell]

you know youre cooked when german tanks instantly push your 7 division full strenght and supply off the tile

[covert hinge]

what if i betray them

it is

@snow rain should i start a new game

[snow rain]

if you feel like you can't help or can't do anything anymore sure

but don't play as mongolia

at least choose a country with focuses

[covert hinge]

afghanistan

[gilded pike]

today

yay

but i wanted to do no more patritions

i went romanova path

too much cores, i forgot

so need to replay

[covert hinge]

i need crusader kings III

is it easy to play

[gilded pike]

idk

didnt play it

[covert hinge]

wdym you dont know

wait

[flat gazelle]

love the fact that if the germans annex vichy than france just loses savoy

[covert hinge]

OH I JS REALIZED

[fringe shell]

WOW its working

[gilded pike]

ye...

[gilded pike]

u doing achievment?

[fringe shell]

nah

[gilded pike]

ok

[fringe shell]

i just wanted a chill and cool game

[gilded pike]

cuz if yes, u couldve turn off gtr

[fringe shell]

not destroyed by the shitty germans

sucking balz

[gilded pike]

fr

[covert hinge]

new gameplay gng

[jolly wedge]

hello @iron berry did you like the fanfic that i wrote

[cunning stratus]

good luck

❤️

[snow rain]

can't you choose a begginer friendly country to play as historical so you don't get overwhelmed with imprevisible stuff ?

[gilded pike]

with who...

[snow rain]

also, afghanistan is a shitty country if you don't know how the game wxorks

[fringe shell]

how tf i loosed cracow it was green buble

[jolly wedge]

@iron berry hello?

[gilded pike]

i hope staling and hit?

[jolly wedge]

dm me

[snow rain]

green doesn't mean you're winning

[jolly wedge]

u wont get any of it

but uh gl

[quaint kettle]

Why is my game starting in 32 bits?

[snow rain]

it means you're loosing less org than the enemy

[fringe shell]

yeah but 99 green buble

[covert hinge]

nvm im bored of hoi4

[covert hinge]

no

[iron berry]

oh you're in this server?

i didn't actually read it

[snow rain]

if the enemy has 100 org and you have 10, no matter the color of the bubble, you'll still lose
and that's not counting the reinforce meme, the CAS or armored divs

[iron berry]

goddamn guess I need to expand my block list

[thorn storm]

interesting

[iron berry]

or see if I can explain to the mods here how you guys are mentally ill

[fringe shell]

why tf my puppet have wargoals on all allies

[cursive oxide]

Hello

[thorn storm]

[jolly wedge]

🥺

[snow rain]

focuses

[cursive oxide]

Maybe from a focus?

[jolly wedge]

gl w that

[thorn storm]

i jst got here

[jolly wedge]

can u ping him again

[fringe shell]

ahh yes best moment for this focus

[thorn storm]

im not involved 🥀

[jolly wedge]

im joking

[thorn storm]

sobs

[iron berry]

@thorn storm the tldr is that this eavo guy is part of a group of people from another game who think it's extremely funny to run coordinated harassment campaigns occasionally

we have banned them but they still float around the fringes and bother people

[thorn storm]

oh dear

[jolly wedge]

💅 ✨

[thorn storm]

what does tldr mean again

[jolly wedge]

too long didnt read

[cursive oxide]

What is it I can't load it

[thorn storm]

ohh

[jolly wedge]

i thought i told u already

[thorn storm]

i forgot..

[fringe shell]

which one

[thorn storm]

im not familiar with that abbreviation same with cba 🥀

[jolly wedge]

anyway i js lurk here

[thorn storm]

[cursive oxide]

The 2 you send

[jolly wedge]

the only interaction we've had in maybe like 2 years is me sending this fanfic to him

[thorn storm]

what game

[jolly wedge]

its the mons game bro

[thorn storm]

wow you guys known each other for a while huh

[thorn storm]

oh yea showdown right

[iron berry]

yeah :/

[jolly wedge]

yes

[thorn storm]

i tried playing once

[slow nova]

HEARTS OF IRONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN 4

[cursive oxide]

My old ass fhone can't load this to

[thorn storm]

i did NOT understand

[thorn storm]

better luck next time

[jolly wedge]

🥀

[fringe shell]

thank you its gonna help

[slow nova]

soviets aren't monarchist

why they are sending divisions

[thorn storm]

alright bro 😭😭😭😭😭

[fringe shell]

yeah but they hate germany

[cursive oxide]

A bit

[slow nova]

it was ironyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[thorn storm]

isok u got a laugh outta me for that one

[cursive oxide]

Also how you losing you have more divs

[fringe shell]

aint no way

[cursive oxide]

[fringe shell]

italy ai

[cursive oxide]

[fringe shell]

is the best ai i have ever seen

[cursive oxide]

AI wil take over the world
AI....

[thorn storm]

headache..

[inland bough]

bruh how do i not suck at hoi4

[sudden thistle]

By getting good

[inland bough]

how do i getting good

[sudden thistle]

By not sucking

But uh

[inland bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/648167194471170059/1153060261876469810/attachment-22.gif

[sudden thistle]

Watch some tutorials

Listen to people

[inland bough]

i had air supority and my divisons were well supplied

[sudden thistle]

Just watching genuine gameplay helped me learn

[inland bough]

and i cant even invade france

[sudden thistle]

Good divs?

[inland bough]

the basic

😭

[sudden thistle]

Did you make tanks?

[inland bough]

yes

[sudden thistle]

Then clearly not good tanks

[inland bough]

how do i make good tanks

[sudden thistle]

Show the tanks you use

[sudden thistle]

💔

Do10/8s

10 tank 8 motorized

[sudden thistle]

Do 3 person turret

Uh

Get 2 secondary turrets

And I forgot the 4th

[inland bough]

what should i do for cas and fighters

[sudden thistle]

Small cannons* in the modules

[sudden thistle]

3x HMG, E3
Armour plates 2x and self sealing if u want

[brittle cypress]

But you have the kgb and a hammer and sickle?

Interesting

[keen vale]

guys is there is a mod to play from 1936 to 2000+?

[sudden thistle]

CAS is E3 and max heavy bomb locks with armour plates, drop tanks, and dive breaks

[maiden ore]

if i declare on yugoslavia as austria hungary, and its guaranteed by romania, and romania by france, will i have to fight the french aswell?

because i didnt declare on romania

[sudden thistle]

No

Only Romania/yugo

[maiden ore]

ok imma try it

[covert hinge]

how did it go

[maiden ore]

germany wanted sudetenland so i will have to deal with them first i think

[flat gazelle]

mao china is actually fun in 2025??

i did not expect that

[dusky burrow]

Wait until November I guess

Maybe it changes for better or worse

https://www.reddit.com/r/hoi4/comments/1o1isx7/what_is_cold_weather/ RIP

[flat gazelle]

i mean i dont even have to fight japan if i dont want to

at least for now

[safe wing]

You have to If you want Manchuria and Hebei back

[buoyant lodge]

is this a good economy for germany

start of 43

[safe wing]

Assuming Japan is going historical of course

[brittle cypress]

No

[buoyant lodge]

what can i improve?

[brittle cypress]

You just don’t have enough factories for 43

[buoyant lodge]

i'vve been making a ton of forts

[brittle cypress]

Wh

Why?

[feral lark]

The rest of America, mostly. Also Hawaii and a handful of other islands.

[buoyant lodge]

because i am the impenetrable fortress

i'm non-expansionsit

i've only been influencing other nations

turning them fascist

[balmy iris]

no dlc moment

[buoyant lodge]

i have the götterdammerung dlcv

[flat gazelle]

pacifist nazi germany bruh what am i seeing 😭

[brittle cypress]

If you’re playing Germany historical you should have more factories than that in 41

It looks like you just said you haven’t conquered anyone though lmao?

So I guess

idk

[buoyant lodge]

i have uh

97 medium tank divisions

[finite plume]

Mmm, some delicious border gore to start the day

[buoyant lodge]

the ussr has a large inf army

also why r my tanks attritioning?

[finite plume]

Because they're all stacked on one single province 🥀

[dusky burrow]

Yeah don't put all 56 tanks in one place

[buoyant lodge]

does that actually matter

[finite plume]

Yes

[dusky burrow]

Also your tank divisions are tiny

[finite plume]

That's like putting 1M people in a place that can only support 50

[dusky burrow]

4 tanks and 2 mech per division?

[finite plume]

They're gonna start starving

[flat gazelle]

bruh

[patent thistle]

i just gifted a friend of mine hoi4 because i still had a key laying somewere from a giveaway i won

[buoyant lodge]

should i thicken it up?

[dusky burrow]

In either case you can't possibly get like the 100+ supply needed in one tile

[covert hinge]

gang

[patent thistle]

yes,

[covert hinge]

who shouyld i play as

[finite plume]

Truly a revolutionary army

[patent thistle]

yyes

yes

[covert hinge]

(i only have 1k hours 😢)

[dusky burrow]

Yes, consolidate these into 28 tank divisions and then add more mech

Your division would have 8 tanks and 10 mech in it

[quaint kettle]

War started in Dec 1936, it’s May 1937 (ignore German empire I set every nation to a random path)

[covert hinge]

who are you

poland

or usisr

[dusky burrow]

And don't forget to add flame tanks and hospitals as well

[dusky burrow]

I think they're the USSR judging by the arrows

[quaint kettle]

USSR

[quaint kettle]

“Mom I want winter war”

“We have winter war at home”

Winter war at home:

[obsidian token]

@tsarsheepofbulgaria

[balmy iris]

yo who ever wants to do historical hoi4 hop in mp1

[flat gazelle]

im so glad that sinkiang somehow refused to join the united front

[patent thistle]

.

[quaint kettle]

POLISH CIVIL WAR NOOOO

[buoyant lodge]

they're still attritioning?

or is it just bc they're exercising

[fervent minnow]

theyre all in the same tile dude

of course they're attririoning to high hell

[buoyant lodge]

it's 6 divs?

[fervent minnow]

youre also exercising them

when you exercise it automatically lowers the org

and because youre also stacking them

attrition

[buoyant lodge]

oh i see

thx

[fervent minnow]

yup

np

[sudden thistle]

💔

[quaint kettle]

POLAND CALLED IN GERMANY THE HELL

[dusky burrow]

Try rushing them all down

[quaint kettle]

GERMAN NAVAL INVASIAN OF LENINGRAD

[dusky burrow]

Oh no

Never mind

[quaint kettle]

HUNGARY JOINED

[dusky burrow]

That's still too small

[fervent minnow]

rump it up to 30

what's the tank design

[buoyant lodge]

tank design...?

[fervent minnow]

yeah? like where you put the guns and whatnot

do you have no step bac k

[buoyant lodge]

i don't

[dusky burrow]

I did say 8 tanks and 10 mechanized

[fervent minnow]

ah ok

[buoyant lodge]

aight i'll need to get some xp rq to do that

[dusky burrow]

Oh I see

Good luck

I would add mech first

[balmy iris]

join mp 1 for big bucks

epic historical new/semi pro

hoi4

gameplay for sigma

[quaint kettle]

Only time hoi4 players will hear that

[sonic sand]

nope.

every time.

they have something too small after making it bigger.

like

[green root]

How do I make good templates, is there a up to date video anyone can send me please?

[sonic sand]

infantry make a 9x9 brick

*3x3

[sudden thistle]

9x9

[fervent minnow]

you kinda have to figure it out yourself there are many opinions

[sudden thistle]

lol

[fair horizon]

learn what the stats mean and then build off of that (cas and green air)

[fervent minnow]

but i would use a 3x3 inf and 1 arty

as infantry

[sonic sand]

yeah

[fervent minnow]

with engineer and supportt arty

[sonic sand]

learn how to use combat width and what all the stats mean

[green root]

I more so need to figure out how to make tanks

[fervent minnow]

if you cant produce enough arty cut it

[fervent minnow]

30 width is where you should be

[sonic sand]

do you have Götterdämmerung?

[fervent minnow]

do it like 8 tanks to 10 motorized/mechanized

[green root]

Yes

[fervent minnow]

no step back?

[green root]

Ok thank you do the tank types matter?

[green root]

Yeah

[sonic sand]

so heavy tanks

[fervent minnow]

alright yeah

[sonic sand]

are well

[green root]

I’m not exactly new just haven’t played in a long time

[sonic sand]

hard to destroy

obviously

[buoyant lodge]

medium tanks are pretty mobile and strong

[sonic sand]

but they're slower

[fervent minnow]

it should be something like 4 tanks in two rows and then 4 mech in the other two

[sonic sand]

hes got that right

[fervent minnow]

and keep on adding until you round it up to 30 width

[sonic sand]

and light tanks are speedy but paper thin

[fervent minnow]

its hard to explain it in text

[fair horizon]

yes and no, heavies are the best but have terrain negatives. mediums are the jack of all trades, lights are fast and have way less terrain negatives but statwise are the worst

[sonic sand]

basically

yeah

[green root]

Ok thank you all

[fair horizon]

if you negate the terrain negatives for heavies they go hard

[green root]

Is there any specific metas for tank designer or just do what looks best stat wise?

[fervent minnow]

no problem mister united kingdom

[green root]

How do I do that in designer?

[sonic sand]

and heavy tanks are best defensively vs lights which suck

but if you only got light tanks

then use em

[fervent minnow]

below the stats you'll see terrain buffs/nerfs

[brittle cypress]

Singleplayer mediums are something like this

[fervent minnow]

in the designer

not the designer

the division

mb

[fair horizon]

cant do it in the designer you need to use support companies that help like rangers, armored engineer, and flame tanks

[sonic sand]

just keep whatever tank type you have uniform in the template

[subtle elm]

am i cooked? im playing as poland trying to get the bear in charge of the nation but for that i need to control italy

[green root]

Yeah ok I just wanted to know if it was in tank designer or divisions

[brittle cypress]

Something like this is quite good

[green root]

I see thabks

[fair horizon]

500 breakthrough? 🤮

[sonic sand]

with your graphic mod i can't tell what on earth is going on.

[brittle cypress]

💀

[sonic sand]

is that like ironic?

[fair horizon]

bro only has 500 breakthrough as germany 🥀

[subtle elm]

literally everyone is in the allies

[brittle cypress]

Breakthrough is a myth

[sonic sand]

lock in vro

[brittle cypress]

(Joke)

In singleplayer at least

you don’t need that much

[subtle elm]

frfr

[sonic sand]

breakthrough doesn't exist.

[subtle elm]

just do only arty

works all the time

[brittle cypress]

Peep the template chat

[sonic sand]

man idk why but building railway guns is busted for defense

[brittle cypress]

(I stole this)

[sonic sand]

peak fiction

[brittle cypress]

It gives like a huge negative enemy attack modifier

[fair horizon]

now thats a division worth using

[sonic sand]

yeah

[fair horizon]

WAIT A MINUTE

WHERES THE HEAVY ARTY?

[subtle elm]

in ww1 mod

[azure palm]

We love it

[sonic sand]

you're building roads?

[balmy iris]

90275261990662150

[sonic sand]

just roads?

[buoyant lodge]

which one should i do

[azure palm]

Yeah I dont know why....

[buoyant lodge]

i seek to replace mr h

[subtle elm]

average civ greeder:

[buoyant lodge]

oir should i

hm

[sonic sand]

both

i have a mod that removes mutually exclusive focuses :3

[dusky burrow]

Most normal template

[brittle cypress]

Loyalty is very strong

[umbral agate]

spain has now be exlied to central africa

[dusky burrow]

Do it if you're running out of resources

[sonic sand]

don't be dissin Artillery 1936 A like that

[fair horizon]

wheres iowa

[dusky burrow]

But otherwise no

[subtle elm]

thats actually so broken

[fair horizon]

also leave nebraska at 0

[azure palm]

I kinda am

[dusky burrow]

I see

[sonic sand]

it breaks the game

because

its not just for me

[azure palm]

somewhere

[sonic sand]

its for the AI too

[fair horizon]

blud cant even point out iowa on the map 🥀

[subtle elm]

Anschluss as monarchist germany 🔥

[sonic sand]

go communist after going facist

[sudden thistle]

Iowa is right here

[sonic sand]

russia having 3 civil wars

[sonic sand]

no wait its that little island next to the iowonian sea

the one at the very end of the unmarked landmass

[buoyant lodge]

hmmm v ery mysterious why the fascists are getting bigger and bigger in the UK

[sonic sand]

iowa

[azure palm]

why? Should I be able to do that?

[sonic sand]

this actually happens

quite often

[fair horizon]

mr mosely is whispering in churchill's ear like wormtongue

[subtle elm]

never happens for me

[sonic sand]

super lategame

post ww2 ending

[dusky burrow]

don't make me ill-annoyed

[subtle elm]

on ahistroical uk always goes communist

[subtle elm]

for me

[sonic sand]

no La resistance

cringe

[fair horizon]

la resistance cringe

[sonic sand]

nuh uh.

[azure palm]

a lot easier though

[indigo violet]

Sometimes they go fascist

[fair horizon]

oh boy cant wait to research 5 things to get an extra spy and never touch the thing again

[sonic sand]

thats exactly why not having it is cringe

[azure palm]

makes sense

[fair horizon]

$15 btw

[sonic sand]

I actually use spies in my playthrough

[fair horizon]

show us your spy agency upgrades rn

[subtle elm]

fr having a button to just throw a country into civil war with no prep sounds very balanced

[sonic sand]

usually i get civilian, diplo training, comando training and anti partisan

oh and psyc warfare

[fair horizon]

thats right

researched 5 things and then didnt want to play with the agency upgrades anymore

[sonic sand]

i may do codebreaking later on tho for those juicy bonuses

[buoyant lodge]

if i get nukes before the ussr

can i just nuke him into capitulation

or how does it work

[sonic sand]

anti partisan goes up to 4 levels

[fair horizon]

nope

[sonic sand]

nukes cannot go into capitulation

[fair horizon]

nukes are borderline useless

[sonic sand]

unfortunately

its why i have a mod called nuke into capitulation

permanently installed

[azure palm]

I'm not sure about their ideology to be honest

[sonic sand]

(besides if im doing achievement runs)

[sonic sand]

ahhh stalinism

[untold sphinx]

lore accurate stalinism

[dusky burrow]

I think you should surrender at Appomattox

[sonic sand]

(i have angered all tankies to ever exist)

[sudden thistle]

I’m saving that

[buoyant lodge]

i hate when i have to shower, that means i can't play hoi4 for like 30 minutes bruh brb

[fair horizon]

lises

hoi4 players dont shower

[gilded pike]

first time launching kx

xd

[gilded pike]

its in kr btw

[subtle elm]

peak mod

sadly rats too strong

[fair horizon]

whats kx?

[gilded pike]

kaiserredux

[sonic sand]

ka is er dux

[fair horizon]

whats that

[sonic sand]

kaiserreich

but

[gilded pike]

mod

[sonic sand]

worse somehow...

[fair horizon]

whats a mod?

[gilded pike]

schiso kaiserreich

[gilded pike]

a modification

[tiny iris]

I have been playing this one hoi4 Bulgaria game. For 5 hours.

Its 1948

I am invading the USSR

I already took Germany

[sonic sand]

if its not 11 hours you're not doin it right

[fair horizon]

i dont have any mods installed my country leaders have always been on a mewing streak

[sonic sand]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-crazy-crazy-emoji-emoji-crazy-emoji-are-you-crazy-gif-17566518746599549444

[tiny iris]

Its 10 pm😭

School is tommorw

[sonic sand]

timezones are so cringe.

just

use one time

its simple really

[fair horizon]

CST of course

[sonic sand]

just have it be day everywhere

[sonic sand]

what are you on

GMT

[fair horizon]

CST the only timezone that matters

clearly you're inferior if you're on any other

[sonic sand]

GMT is where the timezones start.

[fair horizon]

i dont make the rules either thats just how it is

[sonic sand]

sad

[tiny iris]

The USSR has taken 12 million casulties. And that is soldier casulties.

God knows how many civillians have died.

[fair horizon]

gotta pump those numbers up

[tiny iris]

How many men do they have😭

[fair horizon]

how many civilians do they have?

[gilded pike]

like 200m smh

[tiny iris]

They still have a minimum of 350 divisions.

[fair horizon]

dont forget stalin was for equality too

[sonic sand]

too many

[tiny iris]

I am not getting sleep tonight

[gilded pike]

if u gonna do encirclement every minute, they gonna still have it

[tiny iris]

I think every military aged men in Bulgaria is dead

[gilded pike]

scraped barrel?

[tiny iris]

I get like all my manpower from captured Russian territory

[tiny iris]

All adults serve

[gilded pike]

do scraped barrel xd

[fair horizon]

smh they're hardly even trying

[gilded pike]

everyone

[fair horizon]

come little timmy, is time for you to kill communist

you are grown boy now

[tiny iris]

I have already killed 12 million Soviet soldiers

It barely made a dent

[fair horizon]

scrape the barrel

[gilded pike]

btw

15.53 m was as roman empire

hehe

11.92 m had soviets

[dusky burrow]

Those are heavy heavy casuatlies

[gilded pike]

ik

[tiny iris]

I have to ask my allies for men because I got none left

[fair horizon]

thats only for garrision purposes

[sonic sand]

yeah

consider

downsizing your army

or

halting your push inwards

[tiny iris]

I did

[sonic sand]

for the time being

[fair horizon]

bro hes bulgaria hes gonna have to delete it 🥀

[tiny iris]

My marshals and generals are great defenders

[sudden thistle]

hear me out

push more

[sonic sand]

no

not hearing you out

[simple citrus]

guys uh

[buoyant lodge]

back from showering

it's time to grind

[simple citrus]

is signal company any useful

[sudden thistle]

W?

[tiny iris]

Shiny pink color username person tells me to do something, I'll do it.

[gilded pike]

ofc w

[buoyant lodge]

completed the first focus but won't be able to complete any more

[sonic sand]

huh

[gilded pike]

WHO HAD 35 M CASUALTIES???

[sudden thistle]

🔥

[sonic sand]

no please don't

[gilded pike]

soviets

ik

[sudden thistle]

ragnarok

[sonic sand]

they're only shiny and pink

because

[tiny iris]

Imagine not only paying for HOI4 and spending your day playing it, but also paying for boosts for the hearts of iron discord server.

[sonic sand]

they boost the server

[sudden thistle]

could have been like 100m more but i got bored

[gilded pike]

ah ok

[sonic sand]

this

[sudden thistle]

i havent played hoi4 at all this week

[buoyant lodge]

couldn't be @sudden thistle

[sudden thistle]

im improving

except now

[tiny iris]

Could never do that.

[buoyant lodge]

which one should i pick

[gilded pike]

which boosts

[sonic sand]

this is like an alcoholic saying "i haven't drunk this week"

[sonic sand]

graphite

[simple citrus]

purified graphite

[ancient marsh]

graphite

[buoyant lodge]

why

[sudden thistle]

god forbid i like a game

[simple citrus]

better moderator

[sonic sand]

i think its possible that

[ancient marsh]

physics wise? idk
game wise? graphite makes them build nukes faster but cost more ic

heavy water makes them slower but cost less ic

[sonic sand]

yeah

[ancient marsh]

and you're locked into the one you pick

[simple citrus]

nuk boms yay

[tiny iris]

It feels like I met you before a long time ago in another server. You and everyone else dogpilled me.

[sonic sand]

nope!

[tiny iris]

Maybe its just the pfp.

[sonic sand]

shy guy

is

a very popular character

[tiny iris]

But its the exact same pfp

[sonic sand]

dude i chose like the 3rd one off google

[simple citrus]

rate my template guys

[gilded pike]

guys!!! at what lvl do soviets stop attack? as poland

[tiny iris]

Ok, I think I just got confused cuz of the pfp.

[sudden thistle]

level?

[sonic sand]

9/183

[gilded pike]

pls translation

[gilded pike]

yh

[sudden thistle]

level what

[icy crescent]

You mean fort level?

[gilded pike]

ye

[sonic sand]

uh

what

[tiny iris]

Is that Swedish?

[simple citrus]

support aa and art, engie, hosp, signal comps 3 batallions of inf

[sonic sand]

just build 7 forts, on rivers or mountains

[gilded pike]

ts

[ancient marsh]

soviet ai will attack regardless just farm off them

[sonic sand]

whyyyy why do people do this?

[ancient marsh]

garrison your coasts ofc

[sonic sand]

its so cringeeee

[tiny iris]

Sweden is in NATO. That means NATO symbols are Swedish.

[gilded pike]

bro not

[simple citrus]

welcome to sweden

[tiny iris]

The nordic langauge is so wierd.

[icy crescent]

The AI kind of refuses to push into everything higher than lvl 5, I think.
Or less attacks. Germany doesn't really like going into the Maginot for example.

[buoyant lodge]

will bombing someones facility make them declare war on me

[simple citrus]

huh

[sonic sand]

welcome to sweden.

[gilded pike]

they stopped attack at 5 lvl forts

[tiny iris]

Yes, that is Sweden.

[simple citrus]

i don't remember turning that on

mb one sec

[sonic sand]

turn it off and its

so much easier to understand

[icy crescent]

You cannot bomb sth you are not at war with.

[gilded pike]

here

@simple citrus

[buoyant lodge]

oh

[simple citrus]

found it alr

[sudden thistle]

they attack lvl 10 too

[sonic sand]

i would love a paradox game thats a mix between hoi and europa universalis set in ww1

[simple citrus]

sooo

[sonic sand]

something with a much more personal feel on the battles

[sonic sand]

austria hungary, pre GDR

[simple citrus]

have you ever heard of prt sc button

[thick kettle]

WHAT

[sonic sand]

but before they change the name to austria hungary

[quaint kettle]

Cba

[quaint kettle]

Ik

[sonic sand]

gray

[buoyant lodge]

what will mass-nuking the USSR do

will they be weaker?

[sonic sand]

give them a bunch of debuffs

sometimes

and take away

[thick kettle]

it's litearlly 1937 wtf

[sonic sand]

like 5 troops

[buoyant lodge]

can it start a civil war

[thick kettle]

what's going on in my ahistorical vro

[sonic sand]

no

you can start a civil war

by starting a civil war

and through focuses

[simple citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-stare-gif-10183112911298969236

[gilded pike]

no they don't

[gilded pike]

veo

vro

[icy crescent]

Nukes reduce some stability and warsupport and most likely damage factories of the state.

[sudden thistle]

yes they do

[sonic sand]

yes.

[quaint kettle]

How do I get rid of political paranoia

[sonic sand]

as the soviets?

[buoyant lodge]

dang i just wanna tear the USSR apart

[quaint kettle]

Yeah

[sonic sand]

its

in your options tab

[gilded pike]

i played as poland and built 5 lvl forts, they didn't attack

[simple citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/go-fuck-yourself-fuck-yourself-neon-genesis-evangelion-evangelion-gif-25967403

[sonic sand]

you gotta use

[simple citrus]

this is the only way twin

[sonic sand]

political power

[simple citrus]

❤️

[sudden thistle]

ok

[quaint kettle]

I hope you get beat by Denmark. As the nazis

[simple citrus]

i don't play as nazi germany

[quaint kettle]

Got 989 of it

[simple citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-stare-gif-10183112911298969236

[sonic sand]

hit the decision button

[quaint kettle]

Who you play then

[sudden thistle]

why do u have 989

[sonic sand]

and press the options

[quaint kettle]

Cuz

[buoyant lodge]

would it be a perfect time to strike if the USSR is at war with the allies?

[sonic sand]

PLEASE USE YOUR POLITICAL POWER

PLEASEEEE

[simple citrus]

everything besides nazi germany

[icy crescent]

^ same

[buoyant lodge]

can i see ongoing wars

and the casualties

[simple citrus]

bronana peel

[quaint kettle]

Ok

[sonic sand]

falsify reports

is one

i assume you have

no step back

[quaint kettle]

I have

[quaint kettle]

Yes

I

Do

(/nr)

[sonic sand]

ok

[sonic sand]

what?

[sonic sand]

you too!

you have

1800 political power

[quaint kettle]

Not rude

[sonic sand]

oh

@quaint kettle found it?

[simple citrus]

yea

anyways

[quaint kettle]

Forge satisfactory production reports?

[simple citrus]

rate the template

i need to know if that division template capable of withstanding anything

[icy crescent]

I'd say too many support companies for not enough men.
I would either add more battalions or reduce less support companies.
Get some fancy Mountaineers. :o

6/10

[simple citrus]

k so get rid of signal and add mech inf

gotcha

[icy crescent]

Sure.
Hospitals is a nice touch, because Greece doesn't have much pop.
Signals is just a bit weird.

[simple citrus]

better?

[brittle cypress]

you need to progress down to this focus

[sonic sand]

yea

[icy crescent]

Dang. Eh.
We need an Infantry Template Expert for that.
Because the armor stat is so low, it gets pierced.
The Hardness is somewhat nice.
Maybe safe the Mechanized for tank divisions.

[flat gazelle]

carried china here

[fringe shell]

this hurts my eyes

[flat gazelle]

btw does the peace deal still exist?

the one after pushing japan out

[quaint kettle]

Will do

Gonna declare on Germany first

[brittle cypress]

No that’s

What

[tiny iris]

The ussr still has a minimun of 2 million manpower even though they suffer 14 million casulties

I hate my lifw

I just wanna sleep

I am never playing as Bulgaria again

Guys, should I call it quits?

[simple citrus]

this is why kaiserreich is the best mod

[tiny iris]

Its 1948

[simple citrus]

you can form yugoslavia there

and annihilate everyone

[sonic sand]

i mean

just wait a little

[simple citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/itsover-wojack-gif-4367840179675491690

[tiny iris]

If you go to my profile, you see the hours of my suffering on this game

Today

[fringe shell]

germany how

[hasty linden]

road to 56?

[fringe shell]

nah

[tiny iris]

help

[fringe shell]

vannilla

[hasty linden]

bc it often happens there

[hasty linden]

damn

[tiny iris]

HOI4 has destroyed my life

It has ruined everything

[hasty linden]

how many hours do you have in hoi4?

[fringe shell]

looks like shit

[tiny iris]

400

over 400

[hasty linden]

dang

i only have

uh

too much

🥀

2k

[simple citrus]

yeah

[simple citrus]

i got like 140 by this point

[fringe shell]

wth front with allies and front with me

[simple citrus]

maybe 150-155 even

[simple citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-stare-gif-10183112911298969236

atp all you can do is just pause the game

type in tag sov

delete all their divs

type in tag bul

[fringe shell]

nice

[simple citrus]

and wait

[flat gazelle]

bruh can the damn nationalists just take the white peace

[fringe shell]

good job uk

[tiny iris]

I have a better idea. I pause the game and click "Exit Game". Then delete this save file.

[atomic spoke]

help

[simple citrus]

atleast make soviets suffer before you go

watch them crumble

get your speck of happiness

[atomic spoke]

why does it tell me that i have no divs asignet and 0 transport

[simple citrus]

reich player

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-stare-gif-10183112911298969236

[tiny iris]

Of course

[tiny iris]

Anyways, last time I play Bulgaria in my entire life.

[wheat copper]

what is the best way to win the GCW in Götterdämmerung?

[hasty linden]

not enough transport tec?

[simple citrus]

?

[mild girder]

Everyone shows screens so I drop mine

[hasty linden]

you need to research the second one to get more than 10 naval invasion capacity

[simple citrus]

tf

[atomic spoke]

699 transports aint enough?

[hasty linden]

anyway rate this encircelment i made a while ago in gwr

[simple citrus]

why did you release pakistan

[safe wing]

Attack attack attack

[simple citrus]

why did you uhm

[hasty linden]

i am not talking about convois

[simple citrus]

um

[atomic spoke]

also got green seas in english channel

[wheat copper]

kkkkk

[simple citrus]

why did you give entire ethiopia to fcuking aussa

[safe wing]

Cut the Nazis in two at the czech border

[mild girder]

why not, mughal is based

[simple citrus]

no

[safe wing]

Underrated empire fr

Favorite Indian tech
Group nation in eu4

[simple citrus]

what's ur opinion on nuclear gandhi

[hasty linden]

anyone 😔?

[mild girder]

I retired to do the focus

[safe wing]

Funny bug that became a canon feature

[simple citrus]

mmm french

[mild girder]

the best

[hasty linden]

yes i must destroy them (in game ofc)

[simple citrus]

why stop within the game limits

[hasty linden]

i don´t wanna be banned

😔

[simple citrus]

1984

[hasty linden]

true...

[fringe shell]

its gonna help af

[icy crescent]

Luxembourg Jumpscare.

[fringe shell]

it hurts my soul

historical

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-peak-this-is-fucking-peak-peak-gif-9818841776131764942

[quaint kettle]

Truly communist INTERNATIONAL

Dang

Wait

[simple citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/go-fuck-yourself-fuck-yourself-neon-genesis-evangelion-evangelion-gif-25967403

[fringe shell]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1394105667022880858/1423075041704415373/RDT_20251001_1451316259457691129071199.gif

nice

[simple citrus]

republic of georgia
semi-constitutional monarchism

[slim nexus]

My college professor mocked me for playing hoi4 cause he hates the game and saw it in my library

[split bane]

???

How does your prof even know about it

[slim nexus]

He’s only in his 30s/early 40s

[split bane]

Is this a "my teacher played CK3 to teach us about the Crusades" moment but he really hates Hoi and wouldn't do that ever

[slim nexus]

He’s a massive history nerd

I’m doing a game development course ofc he’ll know it 😭

[split bane]

Why does he hate the game? Mad cuz Bad? does he think it's not accurate enough?

[slim nexus]

He played it back when it just came out

[tiny iris]

vhbjcjevj

Mean language

Super mean

[split bane]

I mean, did he tell you why he hated it?

[slim nexus]

He just said he didn’t like Germany’s focus tree 😭

[slim nexus]

He also said I look like the type to play it which like what does that mean 😭

[split bane]

Does he not know about GDR? Like if he played it when it first came out ofc he's gonna think it sucks but even after WTT it was pretty acceptable

[split bane]

You look like you don't pull

[slim nexus]

I have a gf 😭😭

[slim nexus]

He never payed attention to the dlc

[split bane]

Never said you couldn't, I just said your prof might think you don't look like you can pull

[meager valley]

They said the same about me Bro. They hate us cus they ain’t us

[slim nexus]

Tbf he knows I have a gf cause she’s in my college class lmao

[split bane]

Ok I'm running outta reasons to justify this man's thinking pattern

[slim nexus]

He just hates hoi

ig

He keeps scaring me in hallways 😭

[slim nexus]

Real

[meager valley]

Projecting 😳

[meager valley]

GDR was peak on release

Unlike GOE 😭

[lethal ether]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-oh-really-lies-why-you-always-lying-stop-lying-gif-7432913009127585308

[brave steeple]

such a nice suit ngl

just like that usa leader hates germany

[slim nexus]

I was speaking to this guy who plays hoi4 in my college class earlier and he was surprised I play it cause woman, and he was so annoyed when I told him I was gay 😭

[brave steeple]

.

i would send a gif but its somehow against the rules 💔

[lethal ether]

https://tenor.com/view/rainbow-spongebob-imagination-gif-12015809800411973479

[slim nexus]

He was indeed delusional

[thick kettle]

lobotomy

[brave steeple]

wjat

what are ze icons

the map doesnt even look that bad

[slim nexus]

How did the roc get over there and how did the prc do that now

[paper echo]

you should ask him what his fav chinese warlord is.if he doesnt say xibei san ma dont ever talk to him again

[brave steeple]

they just invaded them i asume

[slim nexus]

All my homies love the Ma Clique

[paper echo]

fr

[slim nexus]

Ma Bufang moment

[paper echo]

ma bufang on top

they better buff my man ma bufang in the next dlc

[slim nexus]

He’s one of the reasons the game got banned in China 😭

[paper echo]

he is just so good for them

they cant handle him

[slim nexus]

He fled to Saudi Arabia

[orchid lily]

time for my THIRD campaign as Italy

hopefully i actually learned something from my first two and don't die miserably

again

[dusky burrow]

You practically won the game

[paper echo]

what path are you doing

historical?

[orchid lily]

duce path

[paper echo]

so historical

[orchid lily]

but im playing with non historical ai

[paper echo]

damn

non hist ai is ragebaiter final boss

[orchid lily]

idk it's more fun imo

[brave steeple]

made zero progess 1% complete must take paris

[paper echo]

it is fun until all commie nations form a big ass faction which you cant defeat because they dont stop printing units

[split bane]

Even if I did pull I would be too oblivious to even know

[meager valley]

Same ngl 😭

Didn’t start paying attention till after college and realized how many opportunities I missed

[orchid lily]

i'm still not too sure about the template im gonna use, they really confuse me

[paper echo]

i just use a 3x3 inf with support artillery and engineer company