hoi4-general

[sudden thistle]

That’s how Italy works lol

[orchid lily]

And then I have to invade Britain on my own cuz Germany is too busy in Russia

[orchid lily]

AND THEY DON'T EVEN WIN

[slim nexus]

Can Italy go heavy tanks by any chance

[safe wing]

As expected from the tno community

[sudden thistle]

No

[safe wing]

Don’t

[orchid lily]

I usually go medium tanks and are barely able to upkeep them

[safe wing]

I go special forces as Italy

[orchid lily]

And heavy tanks are way down the army focus tree

[slim nexus]

Not necessarily

[sonic sand]

hes a russian patriot.

[slim nexus]

36 chassis just as strong

[orchid lily]

Yeah but in early game you cannot give tanks a lot of factories as italy

Else your main infantry equipment will suffer a lot

[slim nexus]

You only need like 12 factories on heavies

[safe wing]

<@&846894118219022336>

[orchid lily]

Something something the jews

This is me irl btw

[safe wing]

Most smart far right user in this server

[ripe slate]

@sonic sand@sonic yokeEnglish only

[sonic sand]

he was speaking in russian

which is the only thing he understands

[orchid lily]

Based

[sonic sand]

so i was politely telling him to bug off in his native language.

[calm crag]

.

[safe wing]

He was saying anti Semitic stuff too

[sonic sand]

^

[ripe slate]

Ill read it back

[sonic sand]

and his entire profile is filled with

putinist symbols

[ripe slate]

true, I see

[gilded pike]

a putinist

[slim nexus]

Disgusting behavior

[sonic sand]

such as the Z,O,V

[gilded pike]

🙏🙏🙏🙏

[ripe slate]

Ill action, lemme read those messages first

[sonic sand]

so i called him a terrorist in russian.

:3

[gilded pike]

imagine being putinist in the big 2025🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[safe wing]

Cringe

[sonic sand]

🙏 imagine falling for kremlin propaganda in the big 25

[sudden thistle]

Yknow what’s better than that

[safe wing]

Also cringe

[gilded pike]

fr🙏🙏

[sudden thistle]

Being a hoi4 player 🔥

[ripe slate]

Please dont feed and bait trolls

[gilded pike]

ofc vro💝

[sonic sand]

not really feeding them.

[safe wing]

Reminds me of that now banned greek guy Learsi

[sonic sand]

also @ripe slate this is uh nsfw.

i think?

[safe wing]

Who was a total pro kremlin hack that liked the white movement and ironically hated Nazis

[fiery goblet]

ok i wanna invade venezuala but idk what i can do about htis

[safe wing]

Given who most of the whites served after the civil war

[flat gazelle]

i sure do love playing afghanistan

[sonic sand]

his profile is also talking about Aryans

[safe wing]

The nazis cough cough

[gilded pike]

and burbons

idk who that are

[sonic sand]

the people who make bourbon. (probably)

[gilded pike]

mb

[safe wing]

It started because he wanted Constantinople back because I brought up EU4 byzantium

[fiery goblet]

how the hell do i get naval supremecy

[agile tundra]

im curious

[sonic sand]

who you playin

[safe wing]

About?

[agile tundra]

why are the admins so slow at deleting nsfw

[sonic sand]

as am I

[meager valley]

Are these not basically the same projects? Wonder how they’ll function alongside eachother

[safe wing]

Most of them are in college from what I know

[agile tundra]

are they first joining the nsfw server or watching the edit

or what

[sonic sand]

man i see a slur in that second one

[agile tundra]

tru

[sonic sand]

this would be funny

[meager valley]

They’re busy ig

[agile tundra]

so true

they are busy watching nsfw

[safe wing]

And this is why I don’t play TNO

[agile tundra]

i agree

[fringe shell]

wtf is going in manchuria

[sonic sand]

no truer words have ever been spoken

[sonic sand]

the manchus

[cedar lance]

im gonna attack USSR on many fronts as Estonia

[fringe shell]

their capital jehol moved location for few times

[meager valley]

Worst example was when it took them 25 mins to delete this NSFW spam someone was doing

[sonic sand]

that happens sometimes

[safe wing]

I am never going to touch that mod unless someone pays me 1 billion dollars

[sudden thistle]

If the UI/eco wasn’t shit I would play it

[sonic sand]

TNO has the OFN in it right?

idk these three letter factions that make no sense

[meager valley]

Shouldn’t that make them more resistant? No longer have chopped teenage brain

[safe wing]

Yes but that guy was from that server

The tno server

[agile tundra]

wanna know why

since many of the admins are in school

they take time to watch it

[sonic sand]

i know. people who larp as the OFN on a geopolitical minecraft server

[agile tundra]

the first admin who sees it

pings the others

[sonic sand]

most annoying group of idiots i have ever come across.

[agile tundra]

and when they all have watched

[meager valley]

Nah like there was a dude spamming every channel with like gore/fecal stuff

[agile tundra]

then they delete

[sonic sand]

HOLY

[meager valley]

Lasted 25 mins before he got banned

Like it was up that long 😭

[ripe slate]

Thats a funny theory but no

[sonic sand]

WHO MAKES THAT WTF

[sonic sand]

thats just a theory

a gameeee theory

[agile tundra]

it isnt a theory

[sonic sand]

🤯

shocking news

[fiery goblet]

guys how to gain naval supremecy pls tel

[sonic sand]

who you playing

[fiery goblet]

german empire ww2

i want invade venezuala

[sonic sand]

so

[fiery goblet]

but usa protect it

[sonic sand]

you gotta build boats

lots of boats

with guns

[meager valley]

Build 4 1938 carrier with max deck

[sonic sand]

on the boats

[fiery goblet]

dont boats alr have guns

[cedar lance]

should i attack USSR on MANY wide fronts as Estonia?

[foggy onyx]

anyone wanna play hoi4 with me and my friend?

[sonic sand]

no

[fiery goblet]

but idk where to make boats

[sonic sand]

i would but im not at home

[sonic sand]

on the

production tab

you should see a blue anchor

click on it

[fiery goblet]

i have two boats

[sonic sand]

do you have Gotterdammerung no right?

[fiery goblet]

no

ill buy it tmmrw

idk

[sonic sand]

if you're poor

and want to play all dlcs

[fiery goblet]

im playing road to 56

[cedar lance]

i need a answer to this

[slim nexus]

Alright

[sonic sand]

use the subscription until you get enough cash to outright buy the dlcs

if you want to enjoy the DLCs before

but it will ruin your current game when you download it

[fiery goblet]

dont i only need gotterdammerung or everyone of the dlcs

[prime socket]

Hi guys

[sonic sand]

its more fun with all of them

[sonic sand]

go ahead

not saying its a good idea

[fiery goblet]

ill never be rich enough to get all of them

[safe wing]

What if Hitler declared war on Hitler

[sonic sand]

there is a monthly subscription

[slim nexus]

Hey homie

[fiery goblet]

ye i cant do subscriptions tho

[sonic sand]

which is 10$ a month iirc.

or 19 for 3 months

[cedar lance]

alr

[safe wing]

Better alt history than tno

[sonic sand]

if you lose its not my fault

[prime socket]

Ok guys, I need to go to the bar

[sonic sand]

time it up with barbarosa

[cedar lance]

dw i wont lose

[sonic sand]

peak

[sonic sand]

famous last words

[cedar lance]

ill start my own OPERATION BARBAROSSA

from many wide fronts

[sonic sand]

"nah i'd win" (gets mowed down by machine guns)

[safe wing]

I had to quit my Italy game because everyone joined the Axis

[meager valley]

What if Japan and Germany invade Russia at the same time

[safe wing]

Japan and China

Were in the axis together

[sonic sand]

i mean

[meager valley]

Like new Japan can focus Russia instead. Bro imagine they times their invasions together

[sonic sand]

why not?

[cedar lance]

alr

i will WIN dw

[safe wing]

Realisticly Japan would get as far as lake Baikal

[cedar lance]

ill recruit a LOT LOADS Of DIVs as Estonia

[fiery goblet]

my mom wont allow it

[sonic sand]

just get a steam gift card then.

[meager valley]

New Japan can ally KMT and focus Russia

Soviets would be so cooked

[sudden thistle]

My emperor, we have lost 300k men on the assault for those 20 trees

[safe wing]

That’s what happened in my last game

[fiery goblet]

yeah thats what ive been doing but im only gonna get a 40 dollar one per 5 months

and no way thats enough

[safe wing]

Except both were in the axis

[sonic sand]

its 20$ for 3 months

[fiery goblet]

hm

[safe wing]

Trotskyist USSR didn’t stand a chance

[cedar lance]

ill just Keep recruiting units divs and templates
as Estonia

[safe wing]

They were fighting 5 majors me, Germany, Uk, China, and Japan

[fiery goblet]

okay so for naval supremecy what ship do i need with what guns

and how many

[sonic sand]

without Götterdämmerung

you gotta have just more ships than they do

in all the water

so

just build as many ships as you can

[fiery goblet]

oh ok

with full decks like these?

[sonic sand]

yeah

then

you just gotta like

click the water you want them to go to

[fiery goblet]

how do i get more of these things to put

[sonic sand]

and set them to patrol

[fiery goblet]

so its not just grey

[cedar lance]

hello

[sonic sand]

you need more dockyard buildings

[fiery goblet]

naval dockyard?

[cedar lance]

should i make a NEW TEMPLATE with only full infantry and name it: REGION THEATER?

[fiery goblet]

okay so whats stopping me from making an industry thats unstoppable other than time

nvm man germany is too hard for me i rather just play a little balkan country instead like romania

[fringe shell]

wait what

i played as soviet union with trotsky

i helped danubian federetion with axis

regno del sud spawns and for some shitty reason im at war with danuubian federetion

[sonic sand]

skill issue ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[fringe shell]

hoi4 ahh

[cedar lance]

i wanna overrun the ussr with sheer manpower and the best tech and equipment

[fringe shell]

why

[slim nexus]

thats hot

[safe wing]

This literally happened in my last game too

Though Germany did have advisors sent to the KMT before 1937

[fringe shell]

hell nah

[safe wing]

They pulled out the advisors after Germany dropped China in favor of Japan

[dire oyster]

a.

[unkempt pivot]

Came back after a long hiatus (I finally have a machine again that can run HOI4 lol), decided to play Democratic Netherlands

[fringe shell]

thanks germany

contest me

over this province

and won

and leave it free

[unkempt pivot]

(The little entente isn't helping much)

[sudden thistle]

💀

[delicate mica]

lowkey id love to see a league of nations mechanic added

[sudden thistle]

If they attack you are cooked

[frank igloo]

dev diary nationalist china when

[unkempt pivot]

I might just attack them with the EU (AH, Denmark, Sweden, Ireland) bc they will be too carried away with the Soviets touching Romania and those ex-yugo states.

[meager valley]

Earliest next week

[fringe shell]

shiet

im cooked

[frank igloo]

wansui

the three principles will be implemented

wansui

[safe wing]

hey

I had Germany, Monarchist UK, KMT China and Monarchist Japan all join the same faction

[spark parcel]

currently tryna conquer poland

[safe wing]

all to take down Trotsky

[brittle cypress]

Trotsky on his way to survive like 3 assassination attempts in a row

[worn gyro]

Ong

I live pita bread

Whilst forming rhomaiki

[gilded pike]

FINALLY

AFTER ONE WEEK

HOI4!!!

[safe wing]

he got defeated because he had to fight 5 majors

I was Monarchist Italy

[spark parcel]

poland

if you arent those who know 🧌 then the territories of poland besides german reich are kingdom of romania who is my ally

[vague lion]

@sharp bough

[graceful crater]

Moliseno

@sharp boughhacker toxic earaping in vc

[vague lion]

User Moliseno ID 1409902318802964570 is being Toxic, Screaming N word, and hating with earrape in VC.

[trail zinc]

<@&846894118219022336> @sharp bough is a hacker and racist

[worn thistle]

fr

[paper vine]

Hes Hacking

[hot patrol]

DONT BUY DLCS!!! just get the subscription for 3 months, and disable renewal, nearly 200 dollars is outrageous

[trail zinc]

buy it instead

[hot patrol]

what

[solar tundra]

Okay as Canada i got the british to help me invade the united states

the allies are on my side

[meager valley]

Temporarily until they want resource rights

[meager valley]

What if you own them already

[slim nexus]

But it is worth it for the amount of content and hours you can put into it

[meager valley]

RIP USA

[craggy trail]

[sudden thistle]

https://youtu.be/8WUMhgDINDU?si=aUCrsDF6X8RNSacG

Literally

[solar tundra]

i went to war with the germans before they invaded netherlands and then the allies joined in and i used that to make pacts with all of them and got them in my war against usa :3

[hot patrol]

well done ig

[meager valley]

Wait who are you

[solar tundra]

And they're giving me guns

[solar tundra]

Canada

[meager valley]

Oooh

[hot patrol]

mate you get all the dlcs for 6.69 pound for 1 month and you can always cancel

[meager valley]

It’s kinda hard fighting the US as Canada

[solar tundra]

Still I have little fuel and not much men

But the Soviet union is also on my side

[meager valley]

Soviets lowkey flood a lot of units in

[slim nexus]

I have already got them all, and you need more than one month to enjoy it all so.....

[fair horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/hornblower-pellew-royal-navy-historical-god-save-the-king-gif-2136908778306472228

[meager valley]

Should build up your rail across country

[hot patrol]

subscription for 1 month is 6.69£, all the dlcs are 170£. you could have 25 months of the dlcs for cheaper if you didn't pay for all of them, and you can get better value for longer subscriptions

3 months is 13 i think

6 is like 20

[slim nexus]

Take it up with the marketing team homeboy

[hot patrol]

i'm just recomending stuff

[sonic sand]

Can't believe they deleted my hoi4 photo.

[mild plaza]

@sonic sand no modern politics

[sonic sand]

People were arguing isreal Palestine earlier today

[meager valley]

Average political discourse since forever

[sonic sand]

Yeah thats fair

[fair horizon]

someone else breaking rules isnt justification to break them yourself, stop being disingenous

[sonic sand]

Im not trying to be. Mr minimod.

I just genuinely thought it wasn't a rule.

Given the nature of hoi4

[mild plaza]

Thats also not allowed. So you can ping the mod team if you see it

[sonic sand]

Well there was a mod member active at that time im chat doing nothing.

Soooo

[craggy trail]

Helper/tech team? They don't really do moderation

[sonic sand]

Blue role

[craggy trail]

[sonic sand]

Was moding a russian guy speaking russian

[mild plaza]

DM me a message link to the convo and I'll have a look

[slim nexus]

nice duck

[sonic sand]

I mean I don't care to see them punished

[quiet yacht]

The unmatched powers of british borders

[safe wing]

what the hell is this

[misty fossil]

chinese people's empire

[safe wing]

a Communist Chinese Empire

[sonic sand]

Taiping rebellion part 2 holy Boogaloo

[spark parcel]

this been going for like a few months now

[mild plaza]

No modern politics. Ty

[safe wing]

reminds me of the Mladorossy movement

[misty fossil]

o

rip

[safe wing]

if anyone knows what this was

[spark parcel]

AND YET REXIST BELGIUM HAS 0% TOWARDS CAPITULATION

[fair horizon]

how much panpower you got left?

[safe wing]

bascailly the Russian Empire with Soviet goverence

[fair horizon]

oh nvm you're germany

[safe wing]

it was created in the 1920s

[fiery goblet]

why arnt my troops training

[mild plaza]

No manpower

[spark parcel]

what is panpower

[fiery goblet]

???

[spark parcel]

PANPOWER

[sudden thistle]

Manpower lol

[craggy trail]

Then you likely have no equipment

[mild plaza]

Then no supply

[sonic sand]

Mfw

[fiery goblet]

Is this bad

[sonic sand]

Yes.

Very

[fiery goblet]

whats wrong with it

[safe wing]

@misty fossil

[sonic sand]

Basically you need 16 thousand guns

[fiery goblet]

oh

[misty fossil]

if i say anything about it kat will immediately ban me

[fair horizon]

when you're playing another game and typing during a boss

[craggy trail]

That is why you can't train new divisions. You are out of infantry weapons

[fiery goblet]

but im lit producing as much as i can

[vapid bough]

the lost Ustase division in Africa charging into a German tank as their final act

[craggy trail]

You need way more factories

[spark parcel]

ok good czech forces moved into belgium

(czechia is my ally)

[fiery goblet]

is this enough

[sudden thistle]

Why not German forces

[spark parcel]

Both

[craggy trail]

So either you stop your offensive and wait for a while till your small arms stockpile gets better or build more military factories

[spark parcel]

it's just that belgium will be conquered faster I think

[craggy trail]

I wouldn't recommend converting your civilian factories into military factories

[spark parcel]

I'm kinda confused, how does airforce work?

[sonic sand]

I find it weird that we can talk about Hitler openly but not modern day things.

[craggy trail]

You build an airforce for superiority

[tepid crown]

Click the wing, assign a mission, put over air zone

[sonic sand]

Click the plane icon

Click the area you want the plane to go

Then there should be a button on the top

And you have a few options

Air superiority

Interception

Close air support

Logistics strike

Bombardment

And naval stuff

[fair horizon]

poor guy is playing romania 💀

[sonic sand]

You should click on air superiority and close air support

[vapid bough]

me watching the French do their economy tree instead of fixing their country

[sonic sand]

A stable economy is a stable country more times than not

[fiery goblet]

if germany loses im dead right

[fair horizon]

not when losing paris will cause them to capitulate

[sonic sand]

I would like to see a hoi4 mod that has germany do a classic european peace

With france

And Britain

[visual pasture]

Democratic path

[sonic sand]

No

Like after the fall of paris

Peace talks happen

Germany takes the iron provinces of france

And England is pushed out of the war

[visual pasture]

If conditional surrender worked at all

[sharp sierra]

hoi4 mod about toy army men

red green blue tan

[simple citrus]

guuuys

[sharp sierra]

bug countries

[simple citrus]

can i restore monarchy as finland in rt56

[ruby cliff]

Are there any paratrooper templates pinned somewhere?

[uneven portal]

please dont

converting civs to mills isnt gonna help whenbur total factory count is what? 23?

[fiery goblet]

what i do

[simple citrus]

open the command console and type in "annex fra"

[fiery goblet]

will i win

[simple citrus]

you will win some time

[tepid crown]

What will it cost you?

[simple citrus]

and you will able to release france as a puppet

[uneven portal]

annex all, call it a world conquest then start a new game

easiest way to win

[simple citrus]

annex all is boring i love annexing single countries because hehehe hahaha i'm awful at this game :DDD

[uneven portal]

@craggy trail

[fair horizon]

nice try EaW player

[craggy trail]

🐴

[tepid crown]

Try playing “Defying the axis” mod. Lmao

[uneven portal]

average cavalry enjoyer

[craggy trail]

You can have the weird looking dog model

[simple citrus]

it's scary

i don wan dat shi

[fair horizon]

bro wtf is that

[tepid crown]

Furry

[uneven portal]

this looks hot

[craggy trail]

Or whatever this dragon model is

[uneven portal]

this looks hotter

installing eaw rn

[fair horizon]

blue spyro

[simple citrus]

??????

[craggy trail]

Or this one

[uneven portal]

wheres ur capital?

"oh the mountains"

[fair horizon]

show us more models floofy

[simple citrus]

what the fukc

??????????????????????????

[uneven portal]

i want to say something but its probably considered nsfw so i wont

[simple citrus]

thank god

[craggy trail]

I would have to eliminate you for that, so best not to

[uneven portal]

they should make this the afghanistan cavalry model when u take the heavy cavalry focus

[sonic sand]

hello

[craggy trail]

It's like when you are a little kid and you want combine two toys together to make some abomination

and both pieces unexpectedly fit together

[sonic sand]

no.

[sudden grotto]

@patent thistle is that your average game ? 11h run ?

[sonic sand]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-productive-gif-3572549

[sudden grotto]

when your micro is so bad even teh AI is mad at you

[uneven portal]

i imagine german comp mp mains to respond with one of the German voicelines when u call them

[craggy trail]

https://tenor.com/view/derpy-derpy-hooves-mlp-my-little-pony-clap-gif-15401120

[fiery goblet]

is ussr easy

playing as it

[uneven portal]

dont go ahist

[random needle]

Should I do restore the Kaiser or otter strasser

I may do Kaiser’s for the achievement

Achiments

[uneven portal]

dont civil war at all

[random needle]

Its pretty easy

As you can steam rook

[sonic sand]

civil war is so bad

unless

[random needle]

Roll your neighbors

[sonic sand]

you wait till

germany

[uneven portal]

no it's not

[sonic sand]

does Barbarossa

[sonic sand]

as white russia?

you get no

time

[solar tundra]

The usa beat me :(

[uneven portal]

ok ur just shit if u cant win a civilwar as a player

[uneven portal]

no

like trotsky

[sonic sand]

i can

im not shit at the game

[flat gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-jimmy-butler-paper-confused-gif-14478007832172093541

genuinely wdym

[sonic sand]

after the civil war

[fiery goblet]

what i wanted to play as monarchist russia

[sonic sand]

when I played at least

i got Barbarossaed

within like 4 months

[uneven portal]

he probably rushes the focus that ignites the Civil war gets stalins paranoia too high

[uneven portal]

well u dont

[sonic sand]

no...

i don't

[fiery goblet]

is lithuania ez to form baltic

[sonic sand]

the civil war itself is

easy

[sudden thistle]

U clearly do suck at the game

Ts should NOT take until 1941

[uneven portal]

thats what i said

LMAO

[sudden thistle]

Well I can’t read

[sonic sand]

ah.

[sudden thistle]

All I know is hoi4 🔥

[fiery goblet]

but to play hoi4 you require to read

[uneven portal]

yes ur diagnosed with hoi4ians disease

[sonic sand]

it was a while ago

so...

[uneven portal]

u dont when ur a seasoned veteran

[sonic sand]

i was probably a lot worse

[sonic sand]

numbers

[sudden thistle]

Just like remember everything

[uneven portal]

the only reading youll be doing is reading the loss count of the soviets

[gilded pike]

guys

HOW COULD I GET THE AUSTRO HUNGARY ACHIEVMENT

BRUUUUUUUU

[sonic sand]

basically

turn off Götterdämmerung

because then you can join the axis

@gilded pike

[gilded pike]

alr

[uneven portal]

what does it need u 2 do

[safe wing]

Turn off hist

[sonic sand]

beat the axis

beat the allies

[uneven portal]

ok well u can do that alone

[sonic sand]

control parts of france, germany, italy and palistine (alongside all the former states and area controlled by austria hungary)

as hungary

[gilded pike]

what is with steam wrong

hell no

[uneven portal]

ok invade ger while they barb and sealion the allies

[sonic sand]

you have italy on your other side.

[uneven portal]

italy folds under zero pressure

[sonic sand]

and romania, bulgaria and yugoslavia

[gilded pike]

germany declared me war in 1938

i wasnt even ready

no chance

[sonic sand]

within striking distance of your capital

[sonic sand]

yes

that happens

[safe wing]

I can play Italy pretty well

[sonic sand]

if you have the czechs

[uneven portal]

yeah thats why u do it when they barb

[sonic sand]

germany will attack for Sudetenland

[uneven portal]

yes but we're talking sp mate

[gilded pike]

yh

[safe wing]

IK

[simple citrus]

tetotetotetotetoteto

https://tenor.com/view/kasane-teto-teto-kasane-pearto-triple-baka-triple-baka-teto-dance-gif-14219668400298611625

[safe wing]

Had this happen last night

[sonic sand]

then midway through if you survive romania will attack

[uneven portal]

Germany is so weak early game though

[sonic sand]

and yugoslavia will get taken over by italy

[sonic sand]

you start with 9 troops and you take about 90 days to be able to have the manpower to train more.

[gilded pike]

i actually invaded yougoslavia and romania

[safe wing]

The Italian empire rules the waves @sonic sand

[sonic sand]

more like 160

[gilded pike]

and one month after ger attacked

[uneven portal]

germany cant do shit if it's in a war by 36 or 37

[sonic sand]

it outnumbers you 4-1

[uneven portal]

austrian mountains

hello

[sonic sand]

they don't attack austria

[uneven portal]

well u do

[sonic sand]

they attack Czechoslovakia

[uneven portal]

let them have it

[mighty ruin]

Does steam work for yall?

[safe wing]

UK lost 4 carriers

[gilded pike]

nah

[safe wing]

Can’t confirm

[sonic sand]

it lasts for 6 months

[gilded pike]

bro

[sonic sand]

and then they declare further

[gilded pike]

steam servers are smth

[mighty ruin]

Steam broke itself 💔

[sonic sand]

and now you've lost all your level 7 forts on the border

[mighty ruin]

Lil bluds can hunt hackers but cant work properly

[sonic sand]

and the only thing that lets you understaff the border

[safe wing]

This happened when Silksong came out

[uneven portal]

if u xant beat ger as hun doing Austria-Hungary thats on you, youre the same person that finishes the white russian Civil war by 1942

[sonic sand]

i can beat ger as ah

ive done it before

[mighty ruin]

Ye

[safe wing]

Also I think its maintenance

Steam does maintenance every Tuesday

[mighty ruin]

True

[sonic sand]

im just saying its not a cakewalk.

[gilded pike]

so guys, should i turn off gtd first?

[uneven portal]

it literally is

the ai is stupid

[sonic sand]

and disabling Götterdämmerung is easier.

[gilded pike]

ok]

[uneven portal]

unlessbur on sheeps mod or something

[sonic sand]

it puts 4 troops per tile.

[mild plaza]

Its usually at around 6-7 pm CET

[sonic sand]

and refuses to attack poland

[safe wing]

Ah didn’t know that part

[quiet vessel]

egypt will hold!

[gilded pike]

guys im in

[mild plaza]

I think at least. Makes sense tho since valve is in the US so it gives them time to fix it if it does go wrong

[gilded pike]

step by step

what should i do

[safe wing]

Thoughts on Italy ruling the ways Chatkat

[fair horizon]

horrible monster

all those ships :(

[flat gazelle]

bruh thank god

[sonic sand]

im pretty good at the game for someone with 150 hours okay?

[flat gazelle]

i was worried that something happened to me

[mild plaza]

They rule the med. Not yet the waves. But very cool

[sonic sand]

not perfect

[meager dock]

Guys ima save the dutchies from the german anslaught

[safe wing]

Doesn’t help that the UK has to fight Japan

[gilded pike]

@sonic sand im in, step by step what should i do to get the austro hungary achievment

[safe wing]

And block Germany from Sealion

[drowsy quarry]

The end...

[mild plaza]

GDR updated how Hungary forms Austria-hungary so it might actually be easier. Unless thats part of the free update

[sonic sand]

go down the path

[gilded pike]

ik ts

[sonic sand]

basically

[gilded pike]

nothing changed

like befor gtd

[sonic sand]

gdr slaps you with being unable to join the axis.

it slaps you with a focus that just changes your name

forces you to puppet the states rather than annex them outright

[mild plaza]

It also makes forming austria hungary less RNG

[sonic sand]

with la resistance

its not that bad

[mild plaza]

Since before the chance of czechs refusing was pure rng

[sonic sand]

just @gilded pike get a spy agency run diplo pressure in austria and Czechoslovakia

or

[gilded pike]

k

[sonic sand]

inversly

you can get one running in germany

so that you can know when they're doing demand Sudetenland focus

which boosts the chance of the czechs joining to like 90%

also while you're there

do the bled agreement

and before you demand territories do reconvene the imperial railroads

@gilded pike

[gilded pike]

do i do a referendum in austria?

[sonic sand]

yes

if they refuse

invasion

[gilded pike]

i can js restart

[sonic sand]

the run isn't fully dead

you can invade and do it that way

[gilded pike]

k

[sonic sand]

capital isn't very far

[mild plaza]

I just realized the entirety of steam is down. Thats not supposed to happen even during maintenance

[sonic sand]

and they don't have many troops

[sonic sand]

indie dev after releasing their new game

[mild plaza]

Silksong moment

Its starting up again it seems

[gilded pike]

should i turn fascist? @sonic sand

[sonic sand]

no

[gilded pike]

why

[sonic sand]

it doesn't matter as long as you have good relations with germany

[gilded pike]

btw version is 1.15.3

[sonic sand]

you can join the axis

i don't think they changed it since i installed gdr

[gilded pike]

ok

[sonic sand]

once thats done

and you are in the axis

build a small army

[gilded pike]

after what?

[sonic sand]

and invade yugoslavia

[gilded pike]

annexation?

of both

[sonic sand]

czechia and austria

[gilded pike]

ok

[sonic sand]

and after you join axis

[gilded pike]

well

i see

[sonic sand]

invade yugoslavia

[gilded pike]

with germany?

[sonic sand]

if

the brits and french drop their guarantee

if they don't

[gilded pike]

they wont, i would do it in time

trust me

[sonic sand]

do the demand Transylvania focus

its crucial you aren't at war with the allies when you do this

you're going to ask france to mediate

which means if the romanians don't give up their land

[mild plaza]

Non aligned can join most factions either way

[gilded pike]

why france

[sonic sand]

france loses their guarantee if romanians refuse

[mild plaza]

So romania loses their guarantee from them

[gilded pike]

ok

[sonic sand]

after that you get to wait

don't join ww2

until you leave the axis

[gilded pike]

yippe

[sonic sand]

anyways

once barbarossa fails

declare war on italy

[gilded pike]

what abt allies

[sonic sand]

you just don't join the call to war

you're basically only in the axis so that you aren't invaded

before you can prepare your invasion

anyways

justify your wargoal on a province you actually want

look at them off the wiki idk them by heart

then farm warscore for as long as possible

[gilded pike]

ok

[sonic sand]

if you have extra guns

send em off

to every nation you can

to get bonus war score

specifically to nations with high warscore already

because it lowers theirs if they accept lend lease

(its a good idea to join the allies when they invite you)

then you do the thing

and beat the germanys and italians

take as much as possible

build as many troops as you can

and if you're feeling patient wait for the allies to eventually collapse

[gilded pike]

how would they collapse

[sonic sand]

usually through like

civil war

theres also an event

that forces the allies to disband

[patent thistle]

mf i had games that are going like 22hs long

[sonic sand]

or part of the allies

[patent thistle]

11 is nothing

[fringe shell]

why did i do

why

[mild plaza]

I think you might need to upgrade your pc if hoi is running that slow. Unless you're playing till like 1960

[gilded pike]

lets ghope

actually

[sonic sand]

improve relations

don't forget to improve relations

and if you can sign an nap

@gilded pike

[gilded pike]

who is a nap

[sonic sand]

non agression pact

[gilded pike]

alr

[sonic sand]

basically thats going to give you the best chance

i also suggest

you get a national advisor that gives you another spy slot

[sudden grotto]

peak umployed moment

[icy crescent]

Consider taking Austria by Force too.
Instantly getting rid of Trianon.
And Austria just got like 6 divisions.

[patent thistle]

i actually do have a job, i just sometimes leave the game on and forget it-

[sonic sand]

you do it

if they refuse

[gilded pike]

😭

[patent thistle]

ALWAYS demand a referendum

[sonic sand]

we will see how united they really are

declare war

[icy crescent]

And keeping Trianon?

[sonic sand]

take the capital asap

[sonic sand]

its free land if they accept

[patent thistle]

you get rid of it with war, i do it usally with yugo

[sonic sand]

🤦

thats a reset.

[gilded pike]

but u said nap

[sonic sand]

yeah because its like a 90% chance

they agree with one

that was just very very unlucky

[patent thistle]

czechoslovakia, austria and your home force are usally enough to deal with yugo alone

[sonic sand]

until romania and germany

stab in back

[icy crescent]

If you go the war option, you can get War Economy when sending an Attache to Spain.
Sooo this is my argument not to do the Referendum.
But that's my playstyle.

[patent thistle]

usally you rush austria hungary free stuff

[sonic sand]

yes.

[patent thistle]

and after that i go for romania and yugo

usually

[mild flame]

what yall think

[fringe shell]

second regno del sud moment

and they aren't my puppet

[sonic sand]

regno del sud forming while im invading from the north through austria

[fringe shell]

nah

wtf

HELL NAH

they didnt asked or nothing

[sonic sand]

exactly like that!

[fringe shell]

they just took my teritory

[sonic sand]

lmao

[fringe shell]

no military acces no shit

[sonic sand]

AHAHAHA

[fringe shell]

and they arent at war

[sonic sand]

no way

and

best part

you can't take italian territory owned by RDS

[fringe shell]

and 0% capitulated

and it isn't even their core

[flat gazelle]

just removed 80 achievements from myself

well not 80 tbf

only around 50

mainly because i did most of them a few years ago following a guide so i want to try get them myself

[willow plume]

Annex all crashes my PC sometimes

[fringe shell]

okay guys you see this litle piece of shit

this is neutral serbia

german released it

[willow plume]

Bordergore be like

[fringe shell]

after figthing with me for it

so i can attack it

[fervent minnow]

just type annex ser (or whatever its called) in the console lmao

[fringe shell]

but it can join "allies"

[fringe shell]

iam on ironman

[fervent minnow]

is it on ironman

oh

welp

[fringe shell]

so

should i attack it

[fervent minnow]

and you're playing as...?

[fringe shell]

sovietws

[fervent minnow]

i see

[willow plume]

How strong are they?

[fringe shell]

look full sytuation

[fringe shell]

2 division but

[fervent minnow]

aren't you already at war wiht the allies?

[willow plume]

Ok they should be easy to deal with

[fervent minnow]

yeah, you are

just go kill them

[keen terrace]

Should I invite estonia to the pan-slavic workers congress

[fringe shell]

there is everywhere this shitty alliance

[fringe shell]

nah with axis

[keen terrace]

Why is he mogging

[fringe shell]

allies are my allies

[fervent minnow]

Why is london red then

[fringe shell]

for now

[fervent minnow]

Fascist UK?

[simple citrus]

hm i wonder what did they pick

[fringe shell]

nah monarch

edward VII

*VIII

[fervent minnow]

and you're at war with them? their capital is red

[fair horizon]

GOD SAVE THE KING

[fervent minnow]

at least i see it as red

idk might be my eyes

[fringe shell]

i mean

[simple citrus]

hm

[fringe shell]

im cooked

[fervent minnow]

right click them rq just in case

you never know

oh

OH

they are in the axis

hold on wtf China doing in the axis bruh

[willow plume]

Ur winning as Ethiopia?

[fringe shell]

man

[simple citrus]

why tf are us in danubian federation

[simple citrus]

i won alr

[fervent minnow]

might as well be called the weltaxis at this point holy

[willow plume]

Is that also rt56

[fervent minnow]

you're cooked bo

bro*

[fringe shell]

axis cap austria left french french joined us us took faction

[simple citrus]

yea

[simple citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/skrillex-electrocuted-electrocute-electrocution-bangarang-gif-11891465766745845470

[willow plume]

I tried rt56 once but it wouldn't load properly for some reason

[barren depot]

i hate u

[fringe shell]

that how i felt when i saw china joining axis

[simple citrus]

at the last days of war italians had more casualties than us!!!!!!!

[barren depot]

u gave hungary all transilvania

[fringe shell]

nah

it was before

before i puppeted thme

[barren depot]

romania strong and powerful

[simple citrus]

i had like 86 and they had

90

🥳

[fringe shell]

real power

[barren depot]

run by ai btw

[willow plume]

What difficulty did U do it on and How'd U do it?

[barren depot]

when i get in romania playtrough i get 800k soldiers

[simple citrus]

encirclements

and uh

um

[keen terrace]

Is this a good div

242 soft attack

[fair horizon]

romania has got to be the WORST country ive ever played

[fervent minnow]

get the motorized out

[barren depot]

u didnt try balkan dominance

[simple citrus]

i'm ashamed to tell difficulty i'm playing at

[fringe shell]

i mean their focus tree is ass checks

[fervent minnow]

swap the mot arty for normal arty

[willow plume]

Arty is bad from what I've heard

[keen terrace]

Should I replace them with normal arty

[keen terrace]

Alr

[fervent minnow]

and put one arty instead of 2

yeah

[fair horizon]

dont need motorized if you dont go full motorized

[simple citrus]

i think people will clown me for that

[barren depot]

really good if u go balkan dominance

[fair horizon]

theres not a single positive about them

[simple citrus]

the rest is pointless

[fringe shell]

i mean comparing it to hungary

[willow plume]

U get lots of oil though?

[simple citrus]

they have a monarch

:DDD

[barren depot]

romania best they just cope

[fervent minnow]

wait what

romania has a monarch?

[fair horizon]

oh yeah ill use that oil with all my like 14 steel for tanks

[fringe shell]

wtf is ts

[simple citrus]

well uhh

HAD

🙁

[fair horizon]

perhaps ill build a grand fleet to just sit in the black sea

[fervent minnow]

yeah thats the word here

had

[simple citrus]

god damn that securitate

[barren depot]

carol II was very bad romanian leader

[willow plume]

Can't U import steel?

[simple citrus]

but they had Mihai too

he was uh

[fair horizon]

with what industry? your tree doesnt give you anything and caroll's wife is going to ruin your economy

[barren depot]

he just accepted the soviets like a good boy

[simple citrus]

a leader of the state

technically

[barren depot]

there is industry tree

[fervent minnow]

bro the new japan focus tree's hirohito management part they added is pretty much just Hitler's inner circle imo

[simple citrus]

🥷 as if you'd reject them bruh

[fair horizon]

bro its like 6 factories total

[barren depot]

between preserve greater ro and balkan romaniance

[willow plume]

Yeah ok then Ive never played Romania before tbh

[barren depot]

atleast do a little protest

commies suck

[fervent minnow]

i'm yet to see one that enjoys playing romania on hist

[barren depot]

here

[fervent minnow]

are you romanian by any chance

[barren depot]

yes

[fair horizon]

liar

[fervent minnow]

ok makes sense

[willow plume]

So is Romania inbetween being a minor and a major

[simple citrus]

you're getting demolished either way

[barren depot]

romania best

[barren depot]

dosent matter

[fair horizon]

its like a minor thats worse than bhutan

[spark parcel]

pole land

[barren depot]

https://tenor.com/view/romania-flag-gif-europe-gif-27418081

[willow plume]

Ehh it can't be that bad

[fair horizon]

play it

you're garuenteed to get invaded by mr hitler or mr stalin

[barren depot]

https://tenor.com/view/romania-romania-mare-great-romania-muie-ungaria-gif-18991022

[fair horizon]

and neither are reliable

[fringe shell]

i mean you can get invaded by them

[fair horizon]

you barely have an industry to build a military

[sonic sand]

man idk

[willow plume]

Build forts

[barren depot]

do balkan dominance

ally hitler

[fair horizon]

like you'll be lucky to have enough guns for your infantry

[barren depot]

invade stalin

[willow plume]

Defending when U have forts is much easier

[barren depot]

ez win

[simple citrus]

hiter

[willow plume]

This

[simple citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-stare-gif-10183112911298969236

[barren depot]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-harder-cope-gypsy-crusader-ratio-gif-23365230

[fair horizon]

bro you dont have the industry to build factories where are you getting the ic to build forts

[barren depot]

you can build 6-7 factories

[willow plume]

Bro level 1 forts aren't that expensive

[fair horizon]

by 1940

[barren depot]

still good

[fringe shell]

joining hitler on historical and not capitulating allies before 41 its gg when us join nobody have navy

[fair horizon]

you do realize it removes a fort level for every extra tile attacked from right?

so 2 tiles attacking your level 1 fort negates it completely

[gilded pike]

@sonic sand sry im kinda tired of hungary, im gonna do achievment later

[simple citrus]

haha 67

[willow plume]

Ehhh still

[simple citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/6-6-7-6-7-meme-6-7-memes-6-8-gif-14239599670513322648

yo who tf is dis guy bru

[willow plume]

I doubt it's as bad as ur saying

[fair horizon]

play it

[simple citrus]

he's lwk in every gif

[fair horizon]

its horrible

[fringe shell]

french got deported

[fair horizon]

oh also you have virtually zero manpower

[simple citrus]

i deadass hate him

[barren depot]

over 40 playtroughs with romania

[barren depot]

LIARRRRR

800k manpower op

[simple citrus]

every single time when i see his sorry ass doing some weird shit from memes

i go js like

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-stare-gif-10183112911298969236

[fair horizon]

like i thought australia had no manpower but romania was horrible

[barren depot]

did u do sentinel of motherland

[fringe shell]

this part is something else

[barren depot]

never crack down on extrimism

ur losing ur best marshal

[fair horizon]

i was forced to go down the fascist tree

[fringe shell]

my puppet

[barren depot]

go facist later on u do balkan dominance

[fair horizon]

because germany turned my government fascist