shadow plinth
both my stability and war support are at 50
#hoi4-general
dusky burrow
Oh, uh...
slim hatch
Support me by putting this on loop and forcing yourself to enjoy it
U get to watch someone suck at hoi4
Thats cool!
sharp sierra
theres a whole skeleton inside you
fair horizon
you can
id reccomend some other country but if you wanna learn how to play with basically nothing its not a bad one imo
midnight flame
What about sweeden
I was playing it but I couldn't invade anyone cause I was democratic
fair horizon
sweden can be good, good resources and tree imo
you'll have to switch to fascist or communist if you wanna invade other people indiscriminately
midnight flame
But that's probably gonna take until 1939
fair horizon
yes
midnight flame
Oh ok
I think I might try sweeden
I want to build a massive army but I constantly have low manpower
fair horizon
minor nations have problems like thayt
you should focus on building good divisions rather than a lot as a minor
midnight flame
I want to make Napoleonic style divisions
6 infantry 3 Calvary 1-2 artillery
Keep in mind that might sound dumb cause I'm a beginner and I don't know the nooks and crannies about HOI4
sharp sierra
yea theres a lot of stuff with the division template
doing something like that and having an effective unit might not work out the best
magic tinsel
was this always here?
halcyon pasture
Would an OP Luxembourg use land cruisers to hold?
heavy vigil
whats up chat
bleak minnow
hello i am sharing a strategy
misty fossil
hello i am sharing a strategy
hello sharing a strategy i'm dad
bleak minnow
hello
coral gorge
🔥 rare to see such a big and broad Entente
midnight flame
I ruined my country
I broke sweeden into communists and Monarchists
While trying to conquer Denmark
So yeah
jaunty zinc
gg fellas it was fun
craggy trail
whats up chat
dusky burrow
🔥 rare to see such a big and broad Entente
Noooooooooooooooooo
But where would I flee
heavy vigil
<a:Waveyboi:970257308611407902>
hii floof
im trying to make decorative houses but it looks kinda bad idk how to improve it rn :(
heavy vigil
nvm the roof is just too thin
heavy vigil
Is that an old version of minecraft?
yeah
theyre too close together but should be fine
midnight flame
Sweeden split into Communists and royalists
I am at 50 percent communism as a royslist
If I turn communist does that mean that The "Royalists" and Communists will unite?
craggy trail
im trying to make decorative houses but it looks kinda bad idk how to improve it...
I had to wait 9 months for an heir
sturdy sand
how to play.
worldly oasis
I cant do naval invasions
craggy trail
I cant do naval invasions
Do you have naval supremacy?
indigo violet
Do you have naval supremacy?
The hoi equivalent of "Is your router on?"
heavy vigil
Like a hundred times better than whatever I can build XD
it uses very basic materials im sure you can as well :)
spark parcel
im loading into the game for the first time am i cooked
drifting igloo
Mmmm I got the sea forts to stop the germans i think their about to be level 8... it was hell to hold them off
spark parcel
im loading into the game for the first time am i cooked
the closest game i played to hoi4 before is roblox rise of nations and i know nothing about hoi4, i sure am cooked
spark parcel
Mmmm I got the sea forts to stop the germans i think their about to be level 8.....
why did you spoiler it
drifting igloo
idk
indigo violet
Mmmm I got the sea forts to stop the germans i think their about to be level 8.....
Naval mines.
drifting igloo
Naval mines.
i went civ Greed
indigo violet
And i would focus on building coast forts in important locations like your ports
If the enemy lands in a non port region they are an easy kill
drifting igloo
If the enemy lands in a non port region they are an easy kill
Even if they land... i don't have the units to break them...
indigo violet
How many you got?
drifting igloo
i have 40 units of normal inf
indigo violet
I mean it should work out, how much is your deficit?
hollow skiff
how to play.
This man needs help bruh 😭
tiny iris
I hate school. I just wanna stay home and play HOI4.
indigo violet
Just group them into guarding the ports tbh
indigo violet
I hate school. I just wanna stay home and play HOI4.
Tell me about it, I would rather do that instead of working too XD
drifting igloo
I mean it should work out, how much is your deficit?
I'm playing with some mods...
craggy trail
indigo violet
Show me the logistics tab, and buy steel from sweden or a nation you dont need sea access for
German navy might be able to cook your convoys despite the royal navy
indigo violet
I'm playing with some mods...
I also doubt you need that much AT against the german ai so you can divert some of those factories to either infantry equipment or make some naval mine laying planes
drifting igloo
the A.i made space Marines
drifting igloo
I also doubt you need that much AT against the german ai so you can divert some ...
wait planes can lay mines
indigo violet
wait planes can lay mines
Yes
indigo violet
the A.i made space Marines
Shouldnt matter too much tho
tulip isle
finally I learned how to do naval Invasion
drifting igloo
Hoi4 is a hard game..
heavy vigil
Even if they land... i don't have the units to break them...
theyll be encircled tho
also norway gets cheaper tanks
drifting igloo
also norway gets cheaper tanks
it was denied by the A.I ... i tried to trade
heavy vigil
it was denied by the A.I ... i tried to trade
?
you need to ask sweden
for a single tank
not for the large amount
just for 1
drifting igloo
oh
tulip isle
Hoi4 is a hard game..
that's why I love it.
indigo violet
for a single tank
You think he could do a license production thing maybe?
heavy vigil
You think he could do a license production thing maybe?
no cuz you get modules
improvised armor improvised turret
the turret sucks
indigo violet
Ohh
heavy vigil
the armor is -30% cost to tank instead of riveted -20%
for 30% hardness which is whatever
indigo violet
Tbh i never played norway, except one time as monarchists.. not fun
heavy vigil
ive played most countries
drifting igloo
what templates are cheap anti tank for norway
heavy vigil
Сралик
english only. #server-rules
drifting igloo
what templates are cheap anti tank for norway
im sorry for posting it here
indigo violet
ive played most countries
Which is the hardest in your opinion?
heavy vigil
Which is the hardest in your opinion?
uuhh western sahara
drifting igloo
Which is the hardest in your opinion?
democratic Luxemburg....?
heavy vigil
can only be released after the spanish civil war
no resources no build slots no factories
distant barn
@chilly holly
drifting igloo
can only be released after the spanish civil war
:0
heavy vigil
you get some formables though
but that doesnt really make up for your lack of everything else
and the fact your game starts so late
indigo violet
I think my hardest game so far was monarchist finland
Because i wanted the hidden burgundy colour
heavy vigil
finland isnt that hard
slim nexus
No nations is tbf unless ur playing like Tibet or whatever
rose parcel
Slavakoczechia
indigo violet
The desert countries i. e. Iran, Iraq and Afghanistan are the worst in my opinion
I hate sand
heavy vigil
The desert countries i. e. Iran, Iraq and Afghanistan are the worst in my opinio...
try bolivia
terse topaz
is steam down?
drifting igloo
is steam down?
i ate it .... im sorry
heavy vigil
bolivia is technically still pretty strong
with advisors and formables
but it sucks
willow plume
try bolivia
no access to the ocean though
indigo violet
try bolivia
I‘m gonna be real I never touched south america
Still bought the dlc but never touched it
heavy vigil
I‘m gonna be real I never touched south america
let bolivia be the first so you experience the wi
worst
indigo violet
😭
spark parcel
i think im losing against ethiopia in the tutorial 🙏🥀
tired ice
Slavakoczechia
New dlc?
rose parcel
i think im losing against ethiopia in the tutorial 🙏🥀
Now try again in 2000 hours and you'll do 10% better
spark parcel
15% towards ethiopia capitulations? 🥀
spark parcel
15k hours minimum to beat Ethiopia
lets just hope you mean't ingame hours
marsh ravine
indigo violet
The game gets way easier at 1,5k hours
spark parcel
Is yugoslavia peak yall?
indigo violet
No.
rose parcel
The game gets way easier at 1,5k hours
I think you accidentally added a comma
indigo violet
I said easier
rose parcel
15k hours minimum.
indigo violet
Not that you will be good at it
rose parcel
No you're shit until you hit 15k
spark parcel
Is that a mf albanian flag?
WAIT I ACCIDENTALLY CHOSE ALBANIA CUZ IT'S BALKAN
indigo violet
COSTA RICA???
spark parcel
https://tenor.com/view/albania-heart-locket-love-gif-10159499668458955942
average albanian
spark parcel
COSTA RICA???
BRO I THOUGHT THATS CROATIA
rose parcel
BRO I THOUGHT THATS CROATIA
Release and play jamaica
indigo violet
🇨🇷 🇭🇷
rose parcel
indigo violet
Their country code is .hr
rose parcel
spark parcel
Their country code is .hr
i mean i thought before that 🇸🇮 is serbia
rose parcel
Let's just call them yugoslavia
indigo violet
Nothing bad could ever come of that
rose parcel
This idea will cause no problems right
indigo violet
rose parcel
spark parcel
https://tenor.com/view/are-we-blind-rogue-one-krennic-discord-reaction-gif-89417...
that's me on every message
rose parcel
Can't wait for slovakoczechia release
indigo violet
Can't wait for slovakoczechia release
indigo violet
Raaaah
spark parcel
Can't wait for slovakoczechia release
Slovakoczechia.
spark parcel
https://tenor.com/view/scream-love-poland-gif-10918710646251769391
🇵🇱
tepid moon
Belgium peace deal
misty fossil
i think im losing against ethiopia in the tutorial 🙏🥀
greetings, losing against ethiopia in the tutorial 🙏🥀
you finally woke up
misty fossil
you just bought the game didnt you
heres what i suggest you do
turn the game off
and watch people play the game on youtube
figure out if you reallllllllly want to play hoi4 or not
if not, refund
if you do, watch a youtube tutorial (ping me and ill send you some)
tepid moon
i think im losing against ethiopia in the tutorial 🙏🥀
2 generals armies under field marshal. Send all, ALL army into Ethiopia and planes. 24 division army in north, rest in south. 1 fighter squadron and 1 cas squadron in south, rest in north
misty fossil
hoi4 is a game that has a massive learning curve
you can refund the game within 2 hours of booting it up
im being honest here
tepid moon
Ill find a very good tutorial
misty fossil
i just dont want him to regret buying something he doesnt like
happened to me and eu4
took me 140 hours to realise i dont like the game
...and i bought all the dlcs for eu4
idk your money not mine
tepid moon
@spark parcel https://youtu.be/QvHT121_lWQ?si=_PejWpFw1b1DwIK0
misty fossil
thats all i have to say
misty fossil
<@1409461727061344276> https://youtu.be/QvHT121_lWQ?si=_PejWpFw1b1DwIK0
i would probably not trust that
nevermind i would trust that
tepid moon
Its good tutorial
misty fossil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbpWbSD6hEY&pp=ygUSaG9pNCBnZXJtYW55IGd1aWRl this one covers the basic mechanics, watch this after you finish xcan's recommendation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV2tDbNYstc&t=970s&pp=ygUSaG9pNCBnZXJtYW55IGd1aWRl this one covers meta strategies, watch this last
huh
tepid moon
Its good tutorial
Might be a bit outdated tho, but should be good
misty fossil
if he only has the base game my heart goes out to him
might as well not buy the game at all
and go play like solitaire or something
heavy vigil
figure out if you *reallllllllly* want to play hoi4 or not
thats what i did for like 5+ years (i didnt have a computer)
heavy vigil
xd
indigo violet
Love playing poland, just being a hedgehog around warsaw and krakow, killing millions of germans and stealing their equipment
Best fun one can have
spark parcel
Love playing poland, just being a hedgehog around warsaw and krakow, killing mil...
hedgehog
rose prawn
willow plume
hoi4 is a game that has a **massive** learning curve
this is 100% true
im only just starting to understand after like 300 hours
tulip isle
figure out if you *reallllllllly* want to play hoi4 or not
At first, I hated Hearts of Iron IV, it looked like a chore and not fun at all. But after watching some YouTube tutorials and playing through the tutorial myself, I’ve fallen in love with it. I’m still a newbie (9.7 hours in), but I’ve already defeated Ethiopia, the Kingdom of Albania, and Yugoslavia.
misty fossil
900 hours and im still learning new things about navy
misty fossil
At first, I hated Hearts of Iron IV, it looked like a chore and not fun at all. ...
you sound like a chatbot
sorry if that sounded rude
misty fossil
oh thats respectable then
well those 3 countries offer zero resistance
the hardest part is dealing with the UK
tulip isle
900 hours and im still learning new things about navy
today I learned Navy Invasion
misty fossil
and i was figuring out how to design naval cas
turns out best anti ship plane design is 2 engines, 3+ AP bomb locks with zero defensive modules (i recommend strategic material module thing to cut down on resources cost)
because only agility is factored into how many planes get shot down
simple citrus
aw man
spark parcel
this game seems peak rn
simple citrus
is there a new update
eaw april fools upd
spark parcel
what country is that?????
could as well bea random ahh mod
simple citrus
eaw april fools upd
the herald and the beast one
willow plume
today I learned Navy Invasion
very nice
simple citrus
guess who i played as
misty fossil
could as well bea random ahh mod
yeah i spent 500 hours in that random mod
misty fossil
guess who i played as
senturya?
the only wc nation thats actually fun to me is kaiser kattail path
because you get to fight a world formable nation
misty fossil
otherwise its just simply mopping up one after another
misty fossil
talarayi
...?
never tried that
which option did you pick in settings
i think there are a couple i havent tried
simple citrus
...?
that one empty ass country in the south-eastern zebrica
just above schoppenboers realm
misty fossil
azir?
simple citrus
just above schoppenboers realm
a.k.a. dutch south zebrides
misty fossil
oh feathisian south zebrides
wait
i dont remember that country then
i never paid attention to it
misty fossil
i dont recognise magibing and talarayi
well
i know of the golden tenochtitlan city that blows up all the time but not the nation itself
how do you get that nation
vale pasture
When modern DLC being added???
willow plume
When modern DLC being added???
modern dlc?
like the cold war
thatd be quite fun to play ngl
vale pasture
modern dlc?
like their own take on ww3 or yea the cold war
willow plume
althought rt56 already exists
vale pasture
thatd be quite fun to play ngl
so many fun tree’s to pick and I bet HOI4 can make tons of money from it
Fighting proxy wars is better than world wars IMO
vale pasture
so many fun tree’s to pick and I bet HOI4 can make tons of money from it
Imagine liberalising Rhodesia early as Garfield Todd
That would be so cool
willow plume
garfield todd?
obsidian token
is this hong kong
willow plume
Fighting proxy wars is better than world wars IMO
well u can already send expeditionary forces
and volunteers
vale pasture
garfield todd?
He was a Rhodesian prime minister in the 1950’s who pushed for more liberal ideals
Such as equality and
equal land ownership
and a joint native-European lead nation
however Rhodesian’s didn’t like him because of his equalisation policies + the parliament was biased so native votes didn’t really count as much as white ones
Due to the biased policies Rhodesia had
so he lost his role to Ian smith who then declared unilateral independence a few years later
vale pasture
ive heard of ian smith before
very bad man
I despise him
And don’t worry, I’m not a Rhodie-boo
willow plume
they were defeated by mugabe right?
vale pasture
And don’t worry, I’m not a Rhodie-boo
I’m very much against the nations politics
vale pasture
they were defeated by mugabe right?
Forced into what could be seen as surrender, yea
willow plume
yeah wasnt rhodeia for white supremacy
vale pasture
they eventually pursued talks in 1979
vale pasture
yeah wasnt rhodeia for white supremacy
yes
willow plume
bruh
vale pasture
Not as much as South Africa
But
Rhodesia was sanctioned as the UN believed they would go apartheid like South Africa if they got enough moneys
Also because the UK didn’t recognise their independence because their decolonisation policy at the time was that all natives have control of the nation
willow plume
so south africa and rhodeia were super racist
vale pasture
Also because the UK didn’t recognise their independence because their decolonisa...
And that it was stable (ZANLA and Dissident operations started late 1950’s I think)
willow plume
which lead to them becoming economic pariahs
misty fossil
When modern DLC being added???
the fire rises
vale pasture
so south africa and rhodeia were super racist
Yea but Rhodesia was more discreet
misty fossil
check that mod out
misty fossil
oh
vale pasture
An actual modern
willow plume
which forced them to undo their racist policies
misty fossil
millenium dawn
vale pasture
Where a lot is political gameplay
vale pasture
which forced them to undo their racist policies
yes
vale pasture
South Africa fell in the 1990’s due to internal issues tho I think
Nelson Mandela clapped them
willow plume
apartheid ended in like 1993
vale pasture
TNO
Ik getting TNO soon, I have drained my parents wallets this week so im holding back
misty fossil
Nelson Mandela clapped them
didnt mandela die in prison
vale pasture
didnt mandela die in prison
I think so but he led a lot of restate
willow plume
whats tno?
vale pasture
resistance and he’s still cherished as a good dude in historical talks so
vale pasture
whats tno?
The new world order
It’s basically
Germany won ww3 so
Cold War but with Germany too
Pretty epic concept, I wanna play taboritsky larp and re-unite Russia with monarchists
misty fossil
REMAIN CALM.
THE REGENT ENDURES.
ALEXEI LIVES.
THERE IS MUCH TO BE DONE.
vale pasture
which lead to them becoming economic pariahs
Rhodesia had a pretty good anthem tho
It was the odes to joy but they tweaked the lyrics so it was about Rhodesia
misty fossil
Rhodesia had a pretty good anthem tho
doesnt beat oceania's anthem
vale pasture
A bit like the EU did
vale pasture
doesnt beat oceania's anthem
🤔
vale pasture
It was the odes to joy but they tweaked the lyrics so it was about Rhodesia
Fun fact, Zimbabwe has tensions (to this day) with the EU because the EU’s anthem is the odes to joy
and Rhodesia anthem was also odes to joy
misty fossil
tensions over nothingburger
willow plume
were they allied with south africa?
vale pasture
Even tho odes to joy is mainland European, has nothing to do with Britains or Boers so idk why Rhodesia made it their anthem
vale pasture
were they allied with south africa?
Covertly yea
There was weapons smuggling and minor investments I think
and loans etc etc
vale pasture
There was weapons smuggling and minor investments I think
Supposed to be discreet but where else would they get L1A1 rifles from with sanctions by the UO
UK
Idk why apartheid didn’t just recognise Rhodesia, they had enough sanctions
misty fossil
Even tho odes to joy is mainland European, has nothing to do with Britains or Bo...
because europe
willow plume
wait so whyd they lose?
vale pasture
wait so whyd they lose?
Lots of economic pressures, their army was probably getting weaker and weaker
and overall
Ian believed they couldn’t sustain the nation into the 1980’s
and he knew South Africa was bound to fall
So he was surrounded by enemies
no recognition for decades
very minimal supply lines
so he just opened up discussion between dissidents and the UO
Then Lancaster accords were signed
vale pasture
very minimal supply lines
He tried saving Rhodesia slightly in 1979 when Zimbabwe-Rhodesia was formed but they decided that wasn’t good enough
so they went to the UK for negotiations
and then Rhodesia accepted Lancaster accords
willow plume
oh so they werent economically self sufficient
vale pasture
oh so they werent economically self sufficient
I guess yea
Like they were at the time but they knew it wouldn’t last
willow plume
yeah economic autarky isnt good policy
cedar lance
hello yalls wassup
vale pasture
hello yalls wassup
hello
misty fossil
@vale pasture why did you send me a friend request?
vale pasture
yeah economic autarky isnt good policy
and they only really developed white neighbourhoods
misty fossil
i dont know who you are
vale pasture
<@1092212637732970556> why did you send me a friend request?
Idk
vale pasture
i dont know who you are
Sorry
misty fossil
yeah sorry but i dont usually accept requests from strangers
vale pasture
It’s fine don’t worry
misty fossil
alright
willow plume
yeah sorry i dont know u that well
heavy vigil
yeah sorry but i dont usually accept requests from strangers
you accepted mine...
misty fossil
because i had known you for a year
heavy vigil
we havent even met irl,,,
willow plume
why does this game autosaves every millisecond
its better than losing all of your progress
spark parcel
its better than losing all of your progress
manually save bru its that easy
spark parcel
I SET IT TO "NEVER AUTOSAVE" AND IT CONTINUED TO AUTOSAVED
spark parcel
either that or it just lags for some reason
indigo violet
Activate ironman mode and set it to save like half a year
spark parcel
Activate ironman mode and set it to save like half a year
i am on ironman mode
spark parcel
You can change it to never too. 😌
indigo violet
Dont know why you would do that but eh
willow plume
how realistic is hoi4?
indigo violet
Would be shitty to loose all your progress because of it
spark parcel
Would be shitty to loose all your progress because of it
would be shitty to let the game stop every 4-5 seconds for 1-1.5 seconds
indigo violet
would be shitty to let the game stop every 4-5 seconds for 1-1.5 seconds
You might be overexaggerating there a little no?
willow plume
yeah autosave isnt that bad
indigo violet
If you set to like half a year or yearly it really isnt an issue
And i rather deal with my game stopping every now and then rather than loosing my progress
I wonder what would happen, if you do Space marines. But like with actual marines…
cunning sorrel
# even at never
is your pc a genuine potato
cedar lance
hello
worldly oasis
Try making marines and invading with them
Tried as well, didnt work
spark parcel
8% towards ethiopia capitulation 💀
slim nexus
how realistic is hoi4?
Logistics when naval invading make no sense
You take a city = infinite food
vale pasture
how realistic is hoi4?
I mean u can literally turn around American politics within a year
And make sure they join ww2 as soon as it starts so
I’m not sure about it being the most realistic game lol
tulip isle
AIN'T NO WAY BRO thinks im gon help him 🥀 🥀
misty fossil
why does this game autosaves every millisecond
set it to save every month
and
pro tip from a veteran
make a savefile every time you are about to make a major decision
ie declaring war
spark parcel
pro tip from a veteran
i read veteran as vatican
misty fossil
how realistic is hoi4?
its like a couple hundred thousand lines of codes
toxic thorn
how realistic is hoi4?
It’s not made to be realistic it’s a WW2 sandbox game
willow plume
It’s not made to be realistic it’s a WW2 sandbox game
i mean it does feel reasonably realistic
i just conquered ethiopia
how do i improve compliance and lower resistance
toxic thorn
how do i improve compliance and lower resistance
Don’t put it on martial law try to find one that makes resistance go down and compliance go up also spy agency
indigo violet
Think italy had a special one for colonies
toxic thorn
Think italy had a special one for colonies
It does
Italy has a focus that gives them free spy agency
Also compliance boost
indigo violet
Making me wanna play italy over here smh
willow plume
Don’t put it on martial law try to find one that makes resistance go down and co...
ok
so dont use "brutal oppression"
misty fossil
so dont use "brutal oppression"
i want people to cooperate with me
tries to brutally oppress those people
wonders why people refuse to cooperate
willow plume
so whats the best option?
misty fossil
local police force
generally
if democratic go local autonomy
if communist go liberated workers
spark parcel
I'm gonna try conquering luxembourg as germany 🥙
zenith charm
so many divs i cant see anything
indigo violet
so many divs i cant see anything
POV: you play tfr
zenith charm
axis MIGHT just suck
spark parcel
I'm pro 😂🎉
clear dagger
AIN'T NO WAY BRO thinks im gon help him 🥀 🥀
tulip isle
I'm having tummy ache 🙁
sudden thistle
I'm having tummy ache 🙁
Hoi4 will fix it
tulip isle
Hoi4 will fix it
my mommy told me its bc im spending to much on that darn war crime.
unreal raft
more war crime is better
zenith charm
peak hoi4 really
safe wing
what should I add to this template
flat gazelle
peak hoi4 really
what is happening on the spanish border tho
safe wing
USSR went Trotskyist and Trotsky didn't die for once
zenith charm
what is happening on the spanish border tho
spain completed its focus to declare war on fascist nations
and they declared war on germany the same day i puppeted them
so it made me join the war even tho germany wasnt fascist anymore
and since romania was a puppet of mine but i freed they called in the allies
and so spain joined japan
despite me literally declaring war on nationalist spain and anarchist catalonia to help the republicans
bright arrow
Guys when do you think hoi4 is gonna fix the desert in Lybia staying as a part of Italy instead of whoever controls the coast?
slow nova
paradox doesnt give af
They gives a lot every year
slow nova
Guys when do you think hoi4 is gonna fix the desert in Lybia staying as a part o...
Even in EU4 Is like that
frank estuary
Does anyone know the shortcuts for increasing and decreasing time speed on a 60% keyboard?
safe wing
Guys when do you think hoi4 is gonna fix the desert in Lybia staying as a part o...
its not important TBH
bright arrow
Thats an L mentality
Something that takes like 5 min to fix and makes the game look better
indigo violet
Something that takes like 5 min to fix and makes the game look better
If only there was a mod to help you with that.
-# its toolpack
gritty hazel
/START
flat gazelle
its so funny to me that denmark still didnt finish their civil war
flat gazelle
If only there was a mod to help you with that.
-# its toolpack
something that easy to fix shouldnt require a mod lmfao
hasty thistle
letting ai finish the job cuz i aint doin all that "Saved it before turning on human ai xd"
finite merlin
💔
flat gazelle
we are so nice we allowed stalin to come back and rule our collab governament there
slim nexus
I might be cooked
I’m playing Qing imperial authority in kaiserredux, and Japan declared on me when I was unprepared
flat gazelle
btw, commie path of germany is the most op in hoi4 ig
nah
flat gazelle
historical germany is more op
finland can be more op
commie germany is just boring
cedar lance
hello yalls
slim nexus
Alright
empty jay
is it true that the Paradox community is incel-like, or is that just a negative stereotype?
slim nexus
I’m playing Qing imperial authority in kaiserredux, and Japan declared on me whe...
Cooked status confirmed
flat gazelle
is it true that the Paradox community is incel-like, or is that just a negative ...
the word is censored here so that should say enough
seriously tho, i'd say its 50/50 probably
empty jay
interesting, thanks for the information!
cedar lance
who here is gonna buy the Expansion pass 2?
gilded pike
should i play kx or kr first?
cedar lance
should i play kx or kr first?
uhm idk your choice
gilded pike
uhm idk your choice
im asking everyone btw
cedar lance
alr
slim nexus
im asking everyone btw
Damn 🤣
empty jay
KR to get the lore and basics of the history, KX for when your tired of it. I think...
gilded pike
KR to get the lore and basics of the history, KX for when your tired of it. I th...
ale
alr
i heard germany was reworked in kr
slim nexus
It’s fine they white peaced and let me take Korea
But more importantly is my sweet thunder dragon empire safe?
gilded pike
It’s fine they white peaced and let me take Korea
who did u start with, so u got qing imperial authority? manchuria?
slim nexus
But more importantly is my sweet thunder dragon empire safe?
Bhutan is yes
slim nexus
who did u start with, so u got qing imperial authority? manchuria?
It’s kaiserredux, it’s in the middle of where the kmt would be in vanilla
safe wing
what should I change
gilded pike
It’s kaiserredux, it’s in the middle of where the kmt would be in vanilla
ok, thx
slim nexus
Bhutan is yes
This is excellent news to enjoy with my coffee
slim nexus
This is excellent news to enjoy with my coffee
They haven’t done anything yet tho
I think the Asia submod I’m using gives them a focus tree
slim nexus
They haven’t done anything yet tho
That's their thing, peaceful people - intimidating name
They’re national populists 😭
safe wing
what should I change
hello?
slim nexus
They’re national populists 😭
I might have to give that mod a go, at least it keeps the UI the same
slim nexus
I might have to give that mod a go, at least it keeps the UI the same
You kinda need submods otherwise it’s so slow
steady thorn
what should I change
if ur trying to do mountaineer divs dont mix them with marines
steady thorn
if ur trying to do marines hit the 50% ambph capacity and fill rset with mech or mountaineers
slim nexus
You kinda need submods otherwise it’s so slow
Oh 🫠 it's fine I'll find them and test around
shut gazelle
what does org do?
meager valley
what does org do?
It’s effectively a divisions health bar
Recovery rate is the rate the health heals back
shut gazelle
It’s effectively a divisions health bar
does it also effect the divisions attack?
or only defense
spark parcel
i got austria as germany
slim nexus
i got austria as germany
well done champ
meager valley
does it also effect the divisions attack?
It’s legit just a health bar. So if it can effect attack as the higher it is, the longer you can attack. But that’s ignoring piercing, armor and breakthrough
slim nexus
What is this game why did Mongolia join the pan Buddhist national liberation front
shut gazelle
I got a lil difficulty invading afghanistan as iran but its cuz I dont have supplies and I dont have any org
meager valley
alr thanks
When making divisions. Combat width is very important. Each tile on the map, effectively has its own terrain. And combat width fits into them differently
So shouldn’t just consider ORG/ATK
shut gazelle
When making divisions. Combat width is very important. Each tile on the map, eff...
this is what I use
spark parcel
should i invite hungary to the axis? 🤔
a notification says i can invite hungary to the axis
shut gazelle
should i invite hungary to the axis? 🤔
nah
annex them
they got a lot of alliminium
spark parcel
annex them
alr bro was planning to annex czechoslovakia but alr
shut gazelle
alr bro was planning to annex czechoslovakia but alr
can annex both
thats the whole point of playing germany
annexing europe
👍
slim nexus
What is this game why did Mongolia join the pan Buddhist national liberation fro...
So Tibet and Mongolia are fighting half of the warlords in china
What is this mod
lmao
meager valley
So Tibet and Mongolia are fighting half of the warlords in china
What mod?
meager valley
lmao
That’s so messy my god lol
I wonder how China will run in the new dlc
With it getting mega border gore
meager valley
Kaiserredux and an Asia submod
Worth playing?
slim nexus
That’s so messy my god lol
It’s even worse cause I own the legion cities
slim nexus
Worth playing?
Yeah
meager valley
Used to like Kaiserreich but it got kinda chopped. Kaiserredux seems more true to what it was
meager valley
It’s even worse cause I own the legion cities
Bruh
spark parcel
conovo bro france and uk allied
gilded pike
@slim nexus is kx actually fun?
slim nexus
<@456226577798135808> is kx actually fun?
As china yeah
gilded pike
As china yeah
in general
slim nexus
Yeah
gilded pike
kk
spark parcel
meager valley
We are cooking
Border gore goes hard
slim nexus
Border gore goes hard
That’s because I didn’t have enough war score to take ONE tile 😭
meager valley
That’s because I didn’t have enough war score to take ONE tile 😭
Warscore always butchering the map fr
slim nexus
Warscore always butchering the map fr
Real
Within four months of the game starting Germany invaded Poland lmao
halcyon scroll
world peace have been attained
tulip isle
some scammer tried to message me on steam and said "I reported you accidently"
halcyon scroll
slim nexus
some scammer tried to message me on steam and said "I reported you accidently"
They did that to me too but used the wrong pfp in the image of “my account”
narrow girder
man i love paradox i bought man the guns and they are gonna make it free im sure that im gonna get my money back
slim nexus
It’s already free
narrow girder
amazing
the most greedy company there is
even ea is better
bought waking the tiger too
slim nexus
the most greedy company there is
You forget Ubisoft exists
crystal marsh
has a calendar for the dev diaries been released yet
sonic sand
dunno
crystal marsh
man i love paradox i bought man the guns and they are gonna make it free im sure...
thats why you buy the dlcs in order
old ones first, so you get to profit the most before theyre made free
tulip isle
They did that to me too but used the wrong pfp in the image of “my account”
I'm a little scared
what if i really get banned in 24 hours?
is it true or am I panicking
noble garden
tulip isle
I'm a little scared
okay its fake, on picture, the moderator name is Mr. Raisin 😂
slim nexus
is it true or am I panicking
It’s fake dw
crystal marsh
is it true or am I panicking
what would you get banned for
oh
yeah no its a scam
dont worry
go troll the scammer
waste his time
slim nexus
They always get my account location wrong in the scam too lmao
tulip isle
my steam acc is like 6 years old, its like a child to me. if i lost i would be depressed for forever.
slim nexus
They always get my account location wrong in the scam too lmao
It’s in Chongqing but they always have it as America lmao
slim nexus
my steam acc is like 6 years old, its like a child to me. if i lost i would be d...
Same
Mines 4 but still
tulip isle
I would rather lose my bank account.. but not steam
slim nexus
real 😭
safe wing
I would rather lose my bank account.. but not steam
I would rather loose neither
slim nexus
I have no money in my bank so I’m fine to lose it
safe wing
I have no money in my bank so I’m fine to lose it
I have a ton of money ATM
tulip isle
I would rather loose neither
same but if i had to choose.
slim nexus
I have a ton of money ATM
Good for you 😭
tulip isle
I have no money in my bank so I’m fine to lose it
I only have 30 euro on my bank acc. I sell courses, so I barely earn money.
safe wing
Good for you 😭
my point is I would rather loose neither
slim nexus
I only have 30 euro on my bank acc. I sell courses, so I barely earn money.
I’d die if I had 250 yuan rn tbh
That’s roughly 30 euro
Yuan is through the floor rn
tulip isle
there where I live 30 euro will barely get you dinner for 3 days.
devout trench
Yuan is through the floor rn
What happens when you remove Hirohitos chins
slim nexus
What happens when you remove Hirohitos chins
Huh
slim nexus
there where I live 30 euro will barely get you dinner for 3 days.
Where I’m at for college that would barely get you lunch for one day
Ireland moment
visual pasture
nice peace deal uh....
slim nexus
nice peace deal uh....
please stop that is gross to look at
uneven portal
so uh how?
uneven portal
Where I’m at for college that would barely get you lunch for one day
30 euro here could get me like a week's worth of meals
slim nexus
should i puppet luxembourg or annex it?
annex please
uneven portal
also hi fellow Irish man
slim nexus
also hi fellow Irish man
I’m Chinese 😭
gaunt charm
The AI is so done 💔 why did they leave the most important part of the front empty
slim nexus
30 euro here could get me like a week's worth of meals
Not in the north 😭
soft fulcrum
I’m Chinese 😭
wow
slim nexus
oh but ur in ireland
Yeah 😭
uneven portal
the first time I've heard a Chinese be in Ireland
soft fulcrum
the first time I've heard a Chinese be in Ireland
fr
uneven portal
wtf
slim nexus
the first time I've heard a Chinese be in Ireland
a chinese 💀
There’s a lot of Chinese in Belfast 😭
uneven portal
fr
I swear Irish people are so hard to come by
there's one every million discordians
ripe slate
Ireland doesnt have that much population IIRC
soft fulcrum
I swear Irish people are so hard to come by
lol
uneven portal
yes
ripe slate
Possibly still from that time the British took all their food IIRC
uneven portal
Ireland doesnt have that much population IIRC
we have liek
slim nexus
For the north it’s just over 1 mil
uneven portal
5? million
ripe slate
Thats as much as like 💀 Denmark 💀
slim nexus
5? million
Yeah
indigo violet
Only 5 mil?
slim nexus
6 if you count the north
flat gazelle
bruh
uneven portal
Thats as much as like 💀 Denmark 💀
yeah bro but atleast we're not emptier than Australia
flat gazelle
theyre buying their own planes from us
soft fulcrum
theyre buying their own planes from us
slim nexus
Im. Emptier
spark parcel
chat should i puppet or annex austria
uneven portal
now
spark parcel
chat should i puppet or annex austria
actually idc
slim nexus
chat should i puppet or annex austria
A nex
spark parcel
chat should i puppet or annex austria
actually asking should i satellite or annex is kinda dumb
uneven portal
Already was gonna do that
stop it
spark parcel
actually asking should i satellite or annex is kinda dumb
imma just play by myself
uneven portal
Johann Hiedler will be mad
uneven portal
actually asking should i satellite or annex is kinda dumb
yes because puppet is the only right option
spark parcel
Johann Hiedler will be mad
Who?
slim nexus
Id annex if i was germany, hungary, czechia, switzerland and puppet if i was italy, yugoslavia
spark parcel
Id annex if i was germany, hungary, czechia, switzerland and puppet if i was it...
hungary 💀
OH NAH
atomic grove
i feel like paradox just gave up on properly naming random puppets that basically no one will find
flat gazelle
why would you even consider puppeting austria as germany
slim nexus
OH NAH
This germany borders + ww1 polish borders and owns czechia and alsacelorraine/maginot line is my favorite german borders no more or less
Amd danish part
sudden thistle
stop existing when
That’s not very nice
flat gazelle
spark parcel
That’s not very nice
it was a joke
nova snow
How'd you achive that?
safe wing
why would you even consider puppeting austria as germany
I usually annex them as Imperial Germany and Nazi Germany
vapid bough
I evac'd Breda along with my AA and this is what happened after I'm gone
safe wing
because I get cores on them
simple citrus
yo guys is there a six day war mod
sonic sand
why would you even consider puppeting austria as germany
yes.
sonic sand
yo guys is there a six day war mod
oh hi
sonic sand
wait you're a girl?
simple citrus
i just got home
sonic sand
huh.
simple citrus
wait you're a girl?
nah
flat gazelle
wait you're a girl?
sonic sand
https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849
man i dunno
simple citrus
pronouns
oh damn i think i missed something
much better
sooo is there a six day war mod for hoi4
spark parcel
omfg united kingdom i hate you
sonic sand
omfg united kingdom i hate you
this is like a cannon event
safe wing
sooo is there a six day war mod for hoi4
closest thing I can think of is probably like the cold war era mod
simple citrus
sooo is there a six day war mod for hoi4
israel for some reason looks much better with the sinai peninsula
simple citrus
closest thing I can think of is probably like the cold war era mod
that one uh where playing as roc is the worst experience ever
sonic sand
(or if your faction is nonaligned/democratic)
safe wing
if you're not in a faction
it should be more regional
like the UK should 100% Guarentee France if Germany wanted to attack them right away
simple citrus
that one uh where playing as roc is the worst experience ever
as in iron curtain mod
sonic sand
like the UK should 100% Guarentee France if Germany wanted to attack them right ...
they only got into ww1
flat gazelle
israel for some reason looks much better with the sinai peninsula
looks even better not on the world map
sonic sand
because the germans went through belgium
safe wing
looks even better not on the world map
typical leftist drival
I support the two state solution BTW
fiery goblet
is the german imperial path ez?
sonic sand
somewhat
safe wing
UN mandate
you know how many conflicts have been in that reigon since 1200 BC right?
simple citrus
i support the no state solution
i support ones who bring more stability and progress to the state
fiery goblet
easier than german reich?
sonic sand
if they can't do shit peacefully no one gets it
sudden thistle
omfg united kingdom i hate you
U can just ignore them usually
safe wing
yes.
and what makes you think the UN who are woefully incompetent could do anything about it
orchid lily
U can just ignore them usually
Until they call half the world against you
sudden thistle
you know how many conflicts have been in that reigon since 1200 BC right?
At least 3 conflicts
safe wing
At least 3 conflicts
way more
spark parcel
i hate gerd von rundstend
when i think he's like the peakest peak cuz he can handle 72
sudden thistle
Until they call half the world against you
Port guard 🔥
safe wing
7 wars between the Ptolomies and Seleucids
fiery goblet
great template right
sonic sand
fight eachother forever?
sudden thistle
great template right
Show the rest of it
fiery goblet
Show the rest of it
thats all i could afford
sudden thistle
thats all i could afford
No
cedar lance
my enemies As Estonia deserve PAIN and NO MERCY
sonic sand
thats an old problem too
its mostly nonexistant anymore with the newer generation
sudden thistle
The actual stats
orchid lily
since the 500's at the very least
Tbf the balkans only really started fighting each other after being freed from ottoman rule
sonic sand
Tbf the balkans only really started fighting each other after being freed from o...
and have mostly patched things up...
i know albanians and serbs who are friends and they will trash eachother from time to time
safe wing
Tbf the balkans only really started fighting each other after being freed from o...
I thought they had a bunch of wars in the 1200 and 1300's after Byzantium collapsed
orchid lily
I thought they had a bunch of wars in the 1200 and 1300's after Byzantium collap...
Yeah but that was only like
safe wing
because Serbia, Bulgaria and the Ottomans tried to fill in the power vaccum
orchid lily
A warmup
sonic sand
balkan war
safe wing
and Basil II's Bulgarian campaigns
orchid lily
Venice, Austria, turkey and Poland usually kept them. Under control
fringe shell
most normal spanish civil war
sonic sand
most normal spanish civil war
seems legit
simple citrus
balkans should be uh um
federalised yugoslavia should be restored
greece should take all the ionian coast and northern epirus
turkey should be absolutely dissolved and carved up between armenia and greece
bulgaria can keep northern macedonia
romania should stay like it is
and no one cares about what hungary wants or needs
flat gazelle
smh none of the achievements left to do seem easy/fun
simple citrus
greek anatolia forever wooo!!!!
flat gazelle
balkans should be uh um
federalised yugoslavia should be restored
greece should...
ww3 speedrun
safe wing
greek anatolia forever wooo!!!!
thats never going to happen again
last chance for that to happen was in 1922
simple citrus
thats never going to happen again
i wish turkey never happened again
safe wing
i wish turkey never happened again
thats almost 1000 years of history
the only way it couldn't have happend was if the Turks didn't migrate west
flat gazelle
jesus wtf is this nation
safe wing
which was inevitable
flat gazelle
thats never going to happen again
simple citrus
thats almost 1000 years of history
of genocides, oppresion, stagnation and hate towards everyone except for turks*
safe wing
because of other steppe nomad pressures and changing climates in central assia
simple citrus
turkey doesn't deserve it's own state in europe
safe wing
so they packed up and went west
safe wing
turkey doesn't deserve it's own state in europe
10% of it is in Europe
tiny iris
I am never playing HOI4 again. Played Albania. Joined Comintern. Allies didn't gurantee anyone so Germany took Poland and benelux and Greece without them joining in. Then defeated the ussr and defeated me. The allies also gave the axis military access.
sonic sand
>10% of it is in Europe
and i have now created a heated debate about racism
paper echo
are steam servers down or what?
tiny iris
On historical btw.
cedar lance
who should i declare war on first and attack first as Estonia?
sonic sand
who should i declare war on first and attack first as Estonia?
ussr
gaunt charm
who should i declare war on first and attack first as Estonia?
the other baltic states
safe wing
and i have now created a heated debate about racism
If I get banned or muted I'm blaming you
sonic sand
why?
paper echo
who should i declare war on first and attack first as Estonia?
latvia and lithuania
sudden thistle
who should i declare war on first and attack first as Estonia?
Tibet
orchid lily
ethnic cleansing was normal with Balkan wars!
What even is the point of fighting wars if you can't even ethnically cleanse a few cities?
sudden thistle
sonic sand
What even is the point of fighting wars if you can't even ethnically cleanse a f...
i never said that
safe wing
I'm peacing out
orchid lily
i never said that
I did
flat gazelle
actually no I'm blaming Qookie
wtf do you mean
sonic sand
anyways
cedar lance
i will show no MERCY to my enemies as Estonia
flat gazelle
i said one thing
sonic sand
UN mandate for that area
safe wing
wtf do you mean
yk what you said
cedar lance
i will bring death pain and destruction to the ENEMY
safe wing
UN mandate for that area
that would work for 2 seconds
flat gazelle
which wasnt even 100% serious
simple citrus
What even is the point of fighting wars if you can't even ethnically cleanse a f...
what's the point of having territories in anatolia if you don't give turks taste of their own medicine
flat gazelle
and you keep arguiung with someone else
yet you blame me for the discussion
wtf
im not even taking part
safe wing
im not even taking part
fair
but yeah this convo is getting cringe
the one I'm trying and failing to not take part in
simple citrus
y'all what's your opinion on turkish state
orchid lily
Anybody here plays the battle cats?
safe wing
y'all what's your opinion on turkish state
it existed since 1071
safe wing
thats not an opinion
IK I'm not gonna anwser it because it because I have alot of turkish friends on this server and irl
sudden thistle
Wha
flat gazelle
???
simple citrus
it existed since 1071
i asked for your opinion not for the date of formation of this abominable state
slim nexus
Unpopular opinion: Besides researching for howitzers and using motorised artillery the artillery branch is completely useless
safe wing
i asked for your opinion not for the date of formation of this abominable state
knowing where this convo is heading no
flat gazelle
then just dont reply at all bruh
safe wing
then just dont reply at all bruh
fair
orchid lily
then just dont reply at all bruh
This guy knows what he's talking about
flat gazelle
you're a grown man you can control yourself and not reply to a discord ragebait message
calm crag
Yo I am super new at the game, got 2 hours anyone wanna play?
simple citrus
Yo I am super new at the game, got 2 hours anyone wanna play?
don't play this game little one
it will consume you
orchid lily
Yo I am super new at the game, got 2 hours anyone wanna play?
I would but I can't play online
slim nexus
Beating hoi4 makes you into a man
simple citrus
it's not worth it
slim nexus
Forget what this person is saying
safe wing
but fr I'm gonna peace out until chat gets back to normal
cedar lance
Call 911 YOU CALL 911!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
orchid lily
Beating hoi4 makes you into a man
I've done like 3 campaigns up until now and I've lost all of them
mild musk
Beating hoi4 makes you into a man
not if you beat it as german reich
north spoke
Here is today's hot take: historical Germany doesn't have as much content as it should
orchid lily
I've done like 3 campaigns up until now and I've lost all of them
- one as Germany unhistorical but that was so incredibly easy and boring I quit halfway
mild musk
Here is today's hot take: historical Germany doesn't have as much content as it ...
the focuses it has now are overpowered as shit, it doesn't need more
slim nexus
not if you beat it as german reich
Any nation is easy for a world conquest besides like Tibet and all minors like it
Minor nations for reference
mild musk
Any nation is easy for a world conquest besides like Tibet and all minors like i...
germany is exceptionally easy
mild musk
AI in the game is buns overall and expert makes it rigged asf
orchid lily
I've done like 3 campaigns up until now and I've lost all of them
All 3 as Italy and everything goes nice and sweet until Germany declares on half the world and we get naval invaded on 6 different beaches at once
And I HAVE TO DEFEND ALL THE COASTS
sonic sand
that would work for 2 seconds
how so?
orchid lily
Because Germany thought invading the ussr while we have like 3 other open fronts is a very good idea
mild musk
And I HAVE TO DEFEND ALL THE COASTS
italy is very thin, you can defend all the coasts easily
sonic sand
any fighting gets you kicked out of the holy land
orchid lily
italy is very thin, you can defend all the coasts easily
Brother
mild musk
just assign ur army orders to coast defense and u can stack up to 72 divisions in a single army
orchid lily
I have to defend ALL OF EUROPE
mild musk
I have to defend ALL OF EUROPE
germany defends coasts himself and italy is covered in strong alps
orchid lily
Germany cannot be trusted with defending itself
orchid lily
germany defends coasts himself and italy is covered in strong alps
Germany CANNOT be trusted defending itself
sudden thistle
Sheep's mod is where shit gets real
Ur still bad at it 💔
safe wing
Since chat is calming down Italy is easy
slim nexus
Ur still bad at it 💔
Indeed that mod is impossible
sudden thistle
Nuh uh
sonic sand
Since chat is calming down Italy is easy
erm nuh uh
slim nexus
Yuh huh
sudden thistle
I literally battleplanned it a while ago
safe wing
erm nuh uh
Just puppet nations and intergate them later
slim nexus
I literally battleplanned it a while ago
Mountaineer good air Germany ain't skill worthy my friend
sudden thistle
Air superiority is just a myth
sonic yoke
разрабы жиды
sonic sand
Just puppet nations and intergate them later
🤓 counter argument nuh uh
sudden thistle
Mountaineer good air Germany ain't skill worthy my friend
I didn’t do air or mountaineers
I lowkey forgot to make air
orchid lily
When I play as Italy I have to defend ALL of the French coast, German coast, sometimes Spain AND win all of north Africa, capture Malta Gibraltar and Cyprus and the Levant to have a chance at winning
calm crag
Yo, anyone wanna play with me? Im new and trying to learn how to play.
sonic sand
разрабы жиды
this is antisemitic