good for you?
#hoi4-general
zinc light
safe wing
Because I was forced to like it
zinc light
we furries gotta stick together 🤝
safe wing
good for you?
Not judging you for liking it
simple citrus
Because I was forced to like it
aw
zinc light
I've like never seen the show, but this mod, it's pretty great
safe wing
I've like never seen the show, but this mod, it's pretty great
True
simple citrus
we furries gotta stick together 🤝
i lost a bet once and had to come to school once with paws ears and a tail
simple citrus
i lost a bet once and had to come to school once with paws ears and a tail
am i qualifying as a furry
zinc light
i lost a bet once and had to come to school once with paws ears and a tail
imagine having enough money to buy a partial
safe wing
I watched Happy tree friends back in the good ol days
simple citrus
imagine having enough money to buy a partial
i asked my hb he gave me sum money
safe wing
Which was the 2000’s
zinc light
nah man I grew up with Breadwinners 💀
zinc light
i asked my hb he gave me sum money
hb= homeboy or hubby?
simple citrus
then he found out his grandfather was killed for being a jew
flat gazelle
move their fleat away
simple citrus
then he found out his grandfather was killed for being a jew
he stopped being a nazi then
safe wing
he stopped being a nazi then
I saw that
safe wing
or i will use grand battleplan doctrine
I use grand battleplan doctrine too
simple citrus
I use grand battleplan doctrine too
orchid lily
what should i try for my next playthrough?
orchid lily
i wanna play italy again but i feel like it would be boring
safe wing
I really hope we don’t fight for. 26 years and we both get demolished by a third person
robust spruce
my great grandfather served in Japan in ww2 so I now have to play Japan Everytime just to end my mysterious great grandpa
safe wing
i wanna play italy again but i feel like it would be boring
Imperial Germany
simple citrus
im not good enough for minors yet
i as a minor myself can assure that you're perfectly suitable for minors
simple citrus
whaqts wrong with that...?
i uh
orchid lily
i as a minor myself can assure that you're perfectly suitable for minors
why am i specifically suitable for minors 😭
safe wing
why am i specifically suitable for minors 😭
Less to worry about
heavy vigil
its like the best doctrine
safe wing
no one uses it on youtube so i uh thought uh
I use it alot
heavy vigil
superior firepower :DDD
is just worse than gbp
simple citrus
I use it alot
you're not on youtube
flat gazelle
first naval battle and we got owned
simple citrus
is just worse than gbp
y :(((
safe wing
you're not on youtube
GBP and MA are the goats
orchid lily
Less to worry about
I want to try Britain but I feel like it would be too easy
safe wing
I want to try Britain but I feel like it would be too easy
Which path
simple citrus
I want to try Britain but I feel like it would be too easy
yea what abt the fleet and colonies managing
safe wing
Most fun is the Kings party
orchid lily
yea what abt the fleet and colonies managing
Fleet managing is easy bru
simple citrus
I actually don't know the British paths
communists facsicts democrats and monarchists
simple citrus
your welcome
orchid lily
I've barely got any hours on this game and I don't understand why everyone stresses over navy so much
flat gazelle
But if u play on veteran it’s hard to get supremacy
why would i play on veteran
heavy vigil
But if u play on veteran it’s hard to get supremacy
its the exact same
it doesnt affect navy at all
safe wing
I've barely got any hours on this game and I don't understand why everyone stres...
In my case I overthought it
robust spruce
why would i play on veteran
what do u play on
safe wing
Veteran is unfun
simple citrus
I've barely got any hours on this game and I don't understand why everyone stres...
on my first playthrough ever i thought navy was as useless as aviation
robust spruce
Ye ik
simple citrus
on my first playthrough ever i thought navy was as useless as aviation
i didn't use it
neither aviation nor navy
flat gazelle
what do u play on
the defeault one
simple citrus
and i used default division schemes
orchid lily
and i used default division schemes
Real players make a shitty template once and use that for literally everything
safe wing
Naval German Empire when I get home?
simple citrus
i ended up losing to ethiopia
i was so slow they kinda like managed to naval invade rome
simple citrus
i was so slow they kinda like managed to naval invade rome
because i lost all my army in asmara
orchid lily
because i lost all my army in asmara
I lost so much because I couldn't understand why spamming 60 divisions wasn't working
(no supplies)
orchid lily
My divisions had 1% org and 1% equipment
simple citrus
i remember how i lost to germany as finland once
random parrot
I managed to do my first barbarosa ever under the winter of 41, no guide.
really proud of my self
flat gazelle
we could actually hold
safe wing
Marine or mountaineer doctrine as Italy
random parrot
althought 0 manpower
orchid lily
I got so mad I just pulled up console and spawned 600 divisions, "LET'S SEE WHO WINS NOW" and I STILL got my ass kicked because all those divisions had literally 0 supplies and organization
safe wing
Because Im gonna spam 10/10
marine mountaineers
sudden thistle
Marine or mountaineer doctrine as Italy
Paratroopers
safe wing
Paratroopers
Done that before
orchid lily
Paratroopers
Paratroopers are lame and tarded
simple citrus
I got so mad I just pulled up console and spawned 600 divisions, "LET'S SEE WHO ...
lmfao i remember losing as austro-hungary to czechoslovakia having console and superiority in everything
safe wing
Problem is transport plains are expensive
simple citrus
lmfao i remember losing as austro-hungary to czechoslovakia having console and s...
they kinda got budapest and vienna while i was trying to get out of an encirclement in pressburg
safe wing
I only use paratroopers for roleplay purposes
Like take and hold important supply depot
orchid lily
Marine or mountaineer doctrine as Italy
Mountaineers are really good yes but tbh you're not gonna use them that much
sudden thistle
I only use paratroopers for roleplay purposes
lapis snow
italy can do both mountaineers and marines since it gets a special forces branch from the focus tree
orchid lily
I guess they'll come in handy if you invade France but after that they're pretty much useless for the rest of game
lapis snow
only issue is xp
safe wing
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1256683504746369075/1263582822434865284/t...
I dropped them behind Istanbul and cut off the bulk of the turkish army as Italy one time
orchid lily
only issue is xp
XP isn't that big of an issue
lapis snow
crap advisors, more template changes to make
orchid lily
crap advisors, more template changes to make
Italy advisors are alright
lapis snow
I guess they'll come in handy if you invade France but after that they're pretty...
do you have AAT? Only non-dlc special forces could ever be seen this way
marines and mountaineers are some of the most powerful units in the game
flat gazelle
god im trying to save this somehow
safe wing
10/10 marines and mountaineers shred from what I heard
orchid lily
I say go marines so you have no issues invading stuff like Gibraltar England Sardinia etc, plus marines can come in really handy because you can do neat encirclements in Algeria or Egypt if it has to come to that
flat gazelle
i have 163 ships
orchid lily
marines and mountaineers are some of the most powerful units in the game
Not saying mountaineers are bad not at all but they don't see their full potential from what I played
safe wing
i have 163 ships
Oh
orchid lily
do you have AAT? Only non-dlc special forces could ever be seen this way
Idk bro I pirated the game 💔
lapis snow
F
flat gazelle
ig i'll just have to wait until they burn all their mp
bronze mango
Like take and hold important supply depot
Real
orchid lily
ig i'll just have to wait until they burn all their mp
It will never happen
They somehow never run out of manpower
flat gazelle
i really got stuck on combat a few years back because i reeally dont get it, neither we nor them have org but they somehow can keep pushing
lapis snow
ig i'll just have to wait until they burn all their mp
nah, wait until they burn org and then counter attack, focus on cutting off the south west and crushing it. Push with the tanks, hold with the inf
bronze mango
Thats how they were used in Normandy and Arnhem
I know, although I personally don't even use paratroopers
patent thistle
welp. china speedrun?
safe wing
I know, although I personally don't even use paratroopers
Same they were only used by 4 major nations
flat gazelle
i really got stuck on combat a few years back because i reeally dont get it, nei...
tho i changfed my 9/1 to just 9 inf and our org is better now
safe wing
USA, UK, USSR and Germany
orchid lily
Germany and ussr used paratroopers?
bronze mango
Germany and ussr used paratroopers?
Yes
safe wing
Germany and ussr used paratroopers?
Germany did in Belgium and Crete
flat gazelle
okay this is nice
orchid lily
Germany did in Belgium and Crete
Oh yeah Crete
safe wing
USSR did early war primarily
lapis snow
has never heard of the Faellschirmjaeger or the VDV
wtf
flat gazelle
wait line arty actually sucks???
safe wing
And a little bit during the late war
safe wing
wait line arty actually sucks???
Yeah
patent thistle
welp. china speedrun?
.
lapis snow
wait line arty actually sucks???
its balls
safe wing
Always has
warped flint
horsie fast
bronze mango
wait line arty actually sucks???
Yes
flat gazelle
and we dont melt randomly
safe wing
Im gonna let Admiral ackbar say my opinion on line artillery
orchid lily
okay this is nice
This was my first real big encirclement
halcyon pasture
i need more breakthrough i think
flat gazelle
HJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
istg about half a million died in a SECOND
the instant i right clicked they all despawned
i actually thought they escaped somehow
dense axle
🥱
warped flint
Why are these 2 ships refusing to go into my main fleet
orchid lily
Why are these 2 ships refusing to go into my main fleet
Have you tried saying please?
vital garden
theyre constantly trying to push back
deleteallunits eng
warped flint
Have you tried saying please?
I haven't, ill try now
dense axle
US stacked 45 divs in wake, and i killed them all
thats about 600k casualties in 2 weeks
orchid lily
Why are these 2 ships refusing to go into my main fleet
Let's see your main fleet
warped flint
No ones home
orchid lily
No ones home
Bruh
But when I INVADE BRITAIN
THERE ARE LIKE 30 DIVISIONS ON EVERY TILE
flat gazelle
No ones home
just wait 2 days
sudden thistle
Skill issue ngl
orchid lily
I should have probably tried landing in a nowhere place like Scotland
safe wing
Skill issue ngl
More of a Luck issue
warped flint
flat gazelle
theyve been trying this for a year now
flat gazelle
warped flint
then I brokethrough and am now snaking
haughty basalt
skill issue germany
safe wing
470k americans for 60k brazilians
Fun fact: the USA only diverted 15% of its resources to fight Japan in WW2
safe wing
We with the USSR and UK had a Germany first policy
haughty basalt
What year is this
1958
lapis snow
i have 24 inf to hold 😭
You’ll want to keep the front short then, use the coasts the create small encirclements if possible
Should make it easier to push north
warped flint
warped flint
god can they stop spamming sooo many divs
What year is it ?
flat gazelle
What year is it ?
1942
haughty basalt
skill vs spam
uncut pollen
Somehow i have beaten xinjian
uncut pollen
Without any Equipment
lapis snow
uncut pollen
This was Kind Of my Situation
flat gazelle
and the airforce is slowly getting made
the invasion took a year
but mannn it was sooo worth it ngl
so satisfying to finally get it done
vital garden
is that communist brazil
flat gazelle
is that communist brazil
yeah
rapid ridge
It has begun
slim nexus
It has begun
Your native language is spanish?
rapid ridge
Ye
flat gazelle
time to finally move the front here
slim nexus
Where are you from?
warm palm
Give us automatic research NOW!!!!!😡 😡 😡
warm palm
Give us automatic research NOW!!!!!😡 😡 😡
Even a roblox knockoff of hoi4 has it
flat gazelle
i have the highest war score 😭
i just need the soviets to not cap until i get the allies to cap
then i can get the germans while theyre distracted
robust spruce
I only have 287 hours on hoi4
snow mulch
Guys they haven't mentioned coal after they first announced it is it still coming in the Japan DLC?
rapid ridge
This is what happens when you participate in the wrong war
wind swift
Can you choose which dockyards build ships? E.g. can I hull ships in the Mediterranean instead of the Atlantic if im Germany and control southern France?
wind swift
This is what happens when you participate in the wrong war
Gooooaaaaalllllllll ⚽️
flat gazelle
Can you choose which dockyards build ships? E.g. can I hull ships in the Mediter...
clicl on that thing here
you can choose a port
wind swift
Thank you!
flat gazelle
please just cap already ffs
high cosmos
best run so far
split sable
as germany is it worth it to attack ussr before france? Is it "easier"?
vital garden
as germany is it worth it to attack ussr before france? Is it "easier"?
no
attack the smaller poorer ones
split sable
cuz my plan is:
- dont do ribbentrop
- get baltics
- get yugo and romania (for oil)
This way should much faster towards moscow/ leningrad
but if cap France quickly still can do this probably
flat gazelle
also got australia
now i can either get the axis out the way now or attack japan while they're still busy with china
zinc light
okay I finally got the grasp of EaW Abyssinia
I gotta fix the famine ASAP, I also can't get rid of slave uprising if I dont have enough manpower. I was wondering why it stopped by itself
flat gazelle
guys is this enough??
high cosmos
as germany is it worth it to attack ussr before france? Is it "easier"?
no since france is easy to cap all you need is paris and a couple towns and there army is a joke once you get past belgium
uncut pollen
also damn the reichkomisarats are bugged
Idk😭
flat gazelle
wth happened here
flat gazelle
lets hope this will be enough for the axis
fair horizon
Give us automatic research NOW!!!!!😡 😡 😡
fair horizon
lets hope this will be enough for the axis
bro just go to 10% and battleplan germany
i beat the axis with 9/2 mountaineers by battleplanning lmao
flat gazelle
my game crashed
fair horizon
austria took a great many (4m) brazilian lives
fair horizon
paradox please corrupt his save it would be so funny
dusky burrow
lets hope this will be enough for the axis
Why garrison so high
flat gazelle
because i own half the world
fair horizon
cringe
flat gazelle
jesus the germans have 300 divs with 4 mil manpower
sharp sierra
only 300
fair horizon
just encircle a few hundred of them
dusky burrow
because i own half the world
I see, do yourself a favor and start phasing in light tanks into your garrison
keen terrace
fair horizon
I see, do yourself a favor and start phasing in light tanks into your garrison
ew no
just do regular 50w horses with mp
safe wing
my game crashed
I had this problem with fall of the republic last night
sharp sierra
sparse ass lines then you get to belgien nordranckriech riechkommisarrait which has 20 divisions per tile because of the stupid ai defense prioritization of minor faction members
dusky burrow
just do regular 50w horses with mp
But that is their current garrison and they are using up 600k men
Presumably current garrison
fair horizon
But that is their current garrison and they are using up 600k men
yeah thats fine they're on 5%
next step is going to give them 6m manpowerso
look at the core pop of over 100m
flat gazelle
sharp sierra
core poop
flat gazelle
the reichskommissariat borders make me so mad
fair horizon
I don't know what have I caused at iberia
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CAPITALS?
dusky burrow
What do your tanks and Marines look like?
sharp sierra
reichscummysussygyatt
halcyon pasture
❤️
fair horizon
guys is this enough??
small fleet 🥀
sharp sierra
and these are my tank divs
i thought u knew how to play the game
fair horizon
and these are my tank divs
dusky burrow
my marines dont exist
You have one main front, and that is crossing the channel
flat gazelle
i thought u knew how to play the game
wtf made you think that
im ass
i have 0 clue about templates at all
dusky burrow
You can send 140 divisions which will certainly overwhelm
sharp sierra
sharp sierra
the best time to plant the tree was 20 years ago the 2nd best time is now
dusky burrow
By the way 300 divisions is not a lot
fair horizon
bro didnt even get the free research in his mil tree 🥀
flat gazelle
thats a fair point they could be useful for japan
dusky burrow
Especially when we are talking abouta world spanning empire
flat gazelle
By the way 300 divisions is not a lot
yeah thats true
i forgot that i have that myself
dusky burrow
Do they at least have amtracs?
flat gazelle
bro i dont even know what that is bruh
its singplayer any decent tank div melts the ai anyway
sharp sierra
dusky burrow
bro i dont even know what that is bruh
You could and should get some spies into Germany
That will give you an rough indication of troop numbers
sharp sierra
flat gazelle
i was in the axis
also i have a bigger airforce so everything should be fine
in 120 days ill have a wargoal on france
dusky burrow
Those are not good in hoi4
Get the amphibious module and design your tank around that
near schooner
bro i dont even know what that is bruh
apcs but they can drive in water
sharp sierra
Those are not good in hoi4
flat gazelle
the entire world has fallen and japan still cant beat china
sharp sierra
near schooner
bye bye painter
near schooner
the entire world has fallen and japan still cant beat china
japan classic
dusky burrow
the entire world has fallen and japan still cant beat china
Sichuan is just a nightmare for Japan to take
Or anyone in fact in any period of history
rose prawn
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CAPITALS?
because there are so many nations
rose prawn
anarchist spain
flat gazelle
bro thats ME 😭
wait wtf
i was
in the axis
and i was justifying on vichy
who were also
in the axis
craggy dove
what are some good nations that dont need so much micro and stuff in 4 speed MP? Countries with not massive navy, hard early wars and alot of colonies like UK
sudden grotto
what are some good nations that dont need so much micro and stuff in 4 speed MP?...
Afghanistan
craggy dove
is civil war doable in 4 speed MP?
flat gazelle
fair horizon
and i was justifying on vichy
were they in the axis or just a german puppet?
flat gazelle
flat gazelle
were they in the axis or just a german puppet?
independent and in axis
zinc light
this is officially the best mod ever made
(yes he spins in-game)
nahhh the music starts playing when you hire him
flat gazelle
this will be so fun
zinc light
this is perfect
umbral agate
am i cooked?
sharp sierra
ur game isnt but u are
fair horizon
TRUE
vapid oasis
I gotta say, playing an allied nation that joined mid-late war has to be the most lowkey boring experience one can have, next to playing a country that was just plain neutral.
Like, it's mid 1941 as mexico but i can't historially join in until 1942
flat gazelle
why are you even playing historical mexico in the first place
vapid oasis
idk, was bored
flat gazelle
260k to 3mil 😭
fair horizon
260k to 3mil 😭
IRELAND 💪
vapid oasis
Guess I don't feel like playing the evil axis nations or gambling with alt history paths
Which is a shame because I need to get better at warfare
inner ocean
reinstalling the game, my mod list is over 50gb
fair horizon
WHY
flat gazelle
okay this is getting awkward
safe wing
you scared of Iraq?
flat gazelle
the germans are perma pushing and we cant even regain org somehow
they aint really pushing us tho
safe wing
they aint really pushing us tho
why are you fighting the axis now?
fair horizon
thats just what the german ai does
safe wing
catch me up to speed
fair horizon
i think they get ridiculous planning bonuses or something
vapid oasis
the germans are perma pushing and we cant even regain org somehow
just sit back and let them bleed men, once they run out of stuff you can push back
safe wing
i think they get ridiculous planning bonuses or something
well yeah
crystal marsh
okay this is getting awkward
can i ask what graphics mod youre using
fair horizon
yeah but they never stop attacking lol
flat gazelle
can i ask what graphics mod youre using
tno map mod
flat gazelle
why are you fighting the axis now?
i gotta get the world conquest achievement
flat gazelle
just sit back and let them bleed men, once they run out of stuff you can push ba...
they aint never running out of manpower
fair horizon
their industry is too good to run out of equipment too
safe wing
i gotta get the world conquest achievement
why as communist Brazil though
flat gazelle
okay i found a braindead way
fair horizon
why as communist Brazil though
because commie brazil is broken
flat gazelle
i just also use the plan
safe wing
I feel like Monarchist is better because you can possibly get cores on Portugal
flat gazelle
holding without attacking back isnt working
flat gazelle
I feel like Monarchist is better because you can possibly get cores on Portugal
commie gets cores on entire latin america
flat gazelle
safe wing
because I never played them TBH
vapid oasis
kissinger's nightmare
safe wing
because the Empire of Brazil is more intresting
to me at least
maybe I should try them out someday
communist Brazil that is
flat gazelle
safe wing
Anyways I'm gonna play Monarchist Italy
flat gazelle
this isnt as fun as it was in the beginning
dusky burrow
Nice you landed
flat gazelle
it was never gonna be a problem
the problem is the 400 division axis deathstack
thats permamently pushing
dusky burrow
the problem is the 400 division axis deathstack
That's a job for the tanks
What dlcs do you have
flat gazelle
all of them
safe wing
Dino Grandi led and Monarchist Italy can get some good research bonuses
sharp sierra
just get more units
flat gazelle
supply is already not that great
sharp sierra
is it mostly dogwater infantry
vapid oasis
time to start a new run as Austria then. And I'm going to Make Austria Great Again (through either fascism or monarchism)
safe wing
I'm gonna abandon Ethopia
flat gazelle
alr ill just let them bleed out
only just now noticed
6mil already
and they cant push me at all
fair horizon
and they cant push me at all
look at all that cas
sharp sierra
ew
flat gazelle
atp its just sad
sharp sierra
atp its just sad
ur not being pushed back just wait
vapid oasis
which path is easiest to establish the austrian/austro-hungarian empire? Fascist or Monarchist?
flat gazelle
ur not being pushed back just wait
thats what i meant
sharp sierra
o i see
flat gazelle
sometimes i can just click the plan for a second just to make a little bit of gains and mess them up more
fair horizon
yeah?
flat gazelle
their navy doesnt exist anymore
wind swift
Iran loves me but still embargo me. Is their any way to change that without war?
fair horizon
rate the borders guys
awful
dusky burrow
rate the borders guys
Strange
fair horizon
look at how bloated and distended bulgaria is
flat gazelle
rate the borders guys
disgusting and criminal
dusky burrow
Lmao bessarabia be like
dusky burrow
look at how bloated and distended bulgaria is
Eating Ottoman Empires will help with that
dusky burrow
i can't give bessarabia back
I see
simple citrus
Eating Ottoman Empires will help with that
i'm doing the yugoslavia path not the byzantine restoration path
flat gazelle
1 mil manpower
sharp sierra
they probably have ahuge gun deficit
rapid ridge
It has begun...
flat gazelle
i really need rubber
fair horizon
i really need rubber
dont you own malasyia?
flat gazelle
dont you own malasyia?
japan does
fair horizon
aint that portugal?
simple citrus
simple citrus
aint that portugal?
Macao is a bit different from Hong Kong
flat gazelle
seriously why do they keep trying
fair horizon
Macao is a bit different from Hong Kong
eh they're both in china
simple citrus
Also which path is that for australia? america one?
i dunno i didn't check i was struggling to push 5 disorganized undersupplied hreel dovospn with 40 divisions with 100 org and full supplies
simple citrus
i dunno i didn't check i was struggling to push 5 disorganized undersupplied hre...
greek divisions*
hreel dovospn bru 😭
fair horizon
chat which country should i play?
near schooner
SPARTAKUUUS IN BERLIIIIN
simple citrus
SPARTAKUUUS IN BERLIIIIN
commie
fair horizon
DIRTY STINKIN COMMIE
safe wing
alt history germany paths from weakest to strongest are Communist, Democratic and Imperial
flat gazelle
god the germans did kinda decimate my airforce
near schooner
alt history germany paths from weakest to strongest are Communist, Democratic an...
imperial zzz democratic and communist better
safe wing
imperial zzz democratic and communist better
uh huh then why can I get cores on Austria, Sudatenland, and all of europe
flat gazelle
still the same thing
safe wing
still the same thing
I get to form the EU
halcyon pasture
i just noticed super heavy tanks and land cruisers give suppression. time to put them on garrisons
near schooner
wait u can form eu as imperial?
safe wing
safe wing
wait u can form eu as imperial?
yes
near schooner
wut
safe wing
and you get the Galactic empire flag
near schooner
i thought it was only for democratic
flat gazelle
germans on 250k manpower
safe wing
i thought it was only for democratic
I thought the same too
flat gazelle
the clock's ticking
fair horizon
I HATE THE IMPERIAL CONFEDERATION
safe wing
until I saw someone do it
fair horizon
ITS THE WORST FOCUS IN THE GAME
why do my dominions have to exist IF I OWN THEM AND THEIR LAND?!q!?!??
simple citrus
chat which country should i play?
fair horizon
inb4 they spawn 8 million out of nowhere
simple citrus
IM NOT PLAYING THE DUTCH
YOU VILL PLAY THE NEZERLANDZ
YOU VILL EAT ZE SPICES
YOU VILL ZAIL
YOU VILL OVN WATER AND BE HAPPY
ripe slate
Vaar je mee
met de VOC
fair horizon
i hate the language
simple citrus
also is that mymy?
the other version of this song i got on my pc is too quiet
simple citrus
the other version of this song i got on my pc is too quiet
had to use this one
safe wing
its barely improved imo
Its improved alot
fair horizon
its like really dumb german
simple citrus
<a:catdance:919084986827698196> Vaar je mee
met de VOC
safe wing
European Union is formable by the German empire now
simple citrus
its like really dumb german
german is like really dumb dutch without funny sounds
simple citrus
german is like really dumb dutch without funny sounds
and without english elements
fair horizon
german is like really dumb dutch without funny sounds
dutch is an abomination made by the british comprised of a german trying to speak french in an english accent
simple citrus
all hail the netherlands
near schooner
European Union is formable by the German empire now
amd why not by the communist germany 
simple citrus
dutch is an abomination made by the british comprised of a german trying to spea...
you mistook netherlands for belgium
fair horizon
amd why not by the communist germany <:haHaa:911393398211117107>
dw they dont let commie france do it either
flat gazelle
soon our air will be back
safe wing
amd why not by the communist germany <:haHaa:911393398211117107>
They get the prolaterian union
fair horizon
you mistook netherlands for belgium
send this dude to exile in japsterdam right now
near schooner
i remember a mod that added kpd focuses to germany and you could create a socialist world republic
safe wing
German empire gets the Galatic empire
simple citrus
dw they dont let commie france do it either
simple citrus
is this better
it's not dutch atleast
hello
anyone here
????
is this song more than anyone here can handle
heavy vigil
you didnt get a response for like 30 seconds
fair horizon
i dont like it
heavy vigil
relax
fair horizon
wait nvm beat goes hard
sharp sierra
no it doesnt
fair horizon
chat is eu4 without dlcs fun?
simple citrus
you didnt get a response for like 30 seconds
i'm terrified
i uh
um
what
should i use commands to fix this abomination of a border
fair horizon
should i use commands to fix this abomination of a border
no leave it
flat gazelle
iberia is collapsing
simple citrus
no leave it
these borders make me wanna kill myself
fair horizon
these borders make me wanna kill myself
conquer all for the british empire
sharp sierra
its weird how music ever developed into edm and super soulless overproduced stuff
flat gazelle
2 million just died in 1 pocket
fair horizon
2 million just died in 1 pocket
battleplan germany
simple citrus
its weird how music ever developed into edm and super soulless overproduced stuf...
or this
fair horizon
alright chat do i play spain or england in eu4?
simple citrus
alright chat do i play spain or england in eu4?
byzantine
sharp sierra
the gta ring tone sounds good
simple citrus
the gta ring tone sounds good
fym gta ring tone that's a song from gta 3 radio
bump to the music or sum shi
sharp sierra
well it sounds ok compared to the russian minion edm thing you sent
simple citrus
well it sounds ok compared to the russian minion edm thing you sent
russian minion edm
hnngmkfdgbjdsvihujb
is this better (i lowkey dont know what is this)
sudden thistle
chat is eu4 without dlcs fun?
No
sharp sierra
jewish folk music sounds good
fair horizon
is this better (i lowkey dont know what is this)
this is not what they listen to in moonglade
safe wing
jewish folk music sounds good
Can confirm
simple citrus
jewish folk music sounds good
hava nagila
sharp sierra
and the jewish sound that the russian folk music took chapters from is like peak music
south aurora
Is there a mod that lets you sell warships on the international market?
sharp sierra
idk that might be hard to program
cause ships are technically units and not stockpile
fair horizon
paradox should really let you sell them smh
simple citrus
rate dis
fair horizon
set a price based on module and stuff
safe wing
Have any of you listened to Farya Faraji?
simple citrus
fuh is that
sharp sierra
skrillex music video
sharp sierra
skrillex is kind of a god but his musics pretty trash
simple citrus
skrillex music video
skikleks
sharp sierra
cant stand the high pitch vocal thing these songs like
safe wing
https://youtube.com/watch?v=B_JY76xXrVM&si=D4pItyw5P2rU6PzJ
Gladius Rōmae imperī sum,
Ubi’st nostrum imperium?
Nē plōrā, mater Rōma,
Dēnuō flōrēbis, !
sharp sierra
at work ive been tortured with edm house music crap for like a year and a half
coworker music
safe wing
at work ive been tortured with edm house music crap for like a year and a half
Listen to my own music at work
I have a long list of songs
simple citrus
at work ive been tortured with edm house music crap for like a year and a half
fine no more high pitch
near schooner
whats the best naval mio for germany?
sharp sierra
im in a kitchen and anyone can get on the bluetooth
flat gazelle
another one
safe wing
whats the best naval mio for germany?
What ships
sharp sierra
usually the manager whos in first before evryone else
near schooner
What ships
light cruisers
safe wing
light cruisers
The white and green one
fair horizon
safe wing
I forget its name
fair horizon
chat im going to play britian again
simple citrus
Listen to my own music at work
music at work
flat gazelle
bruh
near schooner
this one?
sharp sierra
fine no more high pitch
sorr but ill never say music like this is good cuz i just dont get anything from it
fair horizon
music at work
aussie BANGER
safe wing
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dL7fyfl0JOI&si=TJTOFYdIXCesJGW2
This song is a banger too
Perfect for playing the Western Roman Empire or Visigoths in attila total war
simple citrus
aussie BANGER
i for some reason am in love with australia and everything abt them although not being even british
flat gazelle
another one
fair horizon
MEH
fair horizon
https://tenor.com/view/echidna-anime-gif-18161374
bro i saw the name of that gif and i thought you were posting lost ark stuff
safe wing
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dL7fyfl0JOI&si=TJTOFYdIXCesJGW2
@fair horizon , @sharp sierra , @simple citrus this is my favorite folk song atm
fair horizon
<@166010254901903363> , <@1216585632391106742> , <@766301976757272616> this is m...
not rule brittania dont care
simple citrus
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dL7fyfl0JOI&si=TJTOFYdIXCesJGW2
i prefer this one tbf
i love greek monarchy
safe wing
i prefer this one tbf
1500 years too late
fair horizon
BELLA CIAO
safe wing
And Aeitus is better than Mussolini
simple citrus
i love greek monarchy
i could even kill for a restoration of someone somewhere
fair horizon
KING TIME
simple citrus
i could even kill for a restoration of someone somewhere
excluding theocracies
sharp sierra
fair horizon
is there any dams in britian?
simple citrus
excluding theocracies
fcuk islamic emirate of afghanistan
halcyon pasture
M.I.O designer when
fair horizon
also big al do you like how the byzantine emperor got vikings to fight for him? 
simple citrus
also big al do you like how the byzantine emperor got vikings to fight for him? ...
brits had aussies, zealanders, hindus, africans, boers and irish fighting everyone for them
O.o
fair horizon
half of those are part of the empire doesnt count
simple citrus
yall do you think germany should've kept silesia, pomerania, east prussia etc after ww2?
sharp sierra
yea
fair horizon
no range aircraft 🥀
flat gazelle
i mean atp i just feel bad
fair horizon
yall do you think germany should've kept silesia, pomerania, east prussia etc af...
i like the look of it better but apparently the soviets didnt
simple citrus
i like the look of it better but apparently the soviets didnt
germany without eastern territories looks kinda circumsized idk
simple citrus
i mean atp i just feel bad
i remember how i closed an encirclement of like 120 yunnanese divisions during chinese civil war as qing empire
slim nexus
germany without eastern territories looks kinda circumsized idk
Fax brotha spit yo stuff indeed
flat gazelle
what even is this game
sharp sierra
simple citrus
Fax brotha spit yo stuff indeed
i know ball twin 🏀
sharp sierra
sharp sierra
theyre actually super easy to reinforce meme
flat gazelle
gritty leaf
thats what im doin
flat gazelle
rapid ridge
See hoy mine isn't close
rapid ridge
what the hell
gritty leaf
mine is on the far nw of czech border
flat gazelle
smh ill have to finish italy before dealing with germany
gritty leaf
I think its my fps mod actually
flat gazelle
what it will be after i close this
15.2 😭
1.5mil troops right there
my favourite nation
safe wing
my favourite nation
That exists?
solemn bay
I am just a sliiiiiight number off from maximizing the production cost
fair horizon
which one do i pick for the wallace simpson thing?
fair horizon
I am just a sliiiiiight number off from maximizing the production cost
take the AA off its a waste
safe wing
which one do i pick for the wallace simpson thing?
Insist
solemn bay
take the AA off its a waste
How so?
fair horizon
cost more
solemn bay
Fair enough, I will then
fair horizon
plus your battleships should deal with the enemy air anyways
solemn bay
True, and I'm gonna load up my cruisers with AA anyway in the future
fair horizon
i like 1940 cruisers with full dual purpose main batteries
sharp sierra
if were talking about boats then i like your mom the best
halcyon pasture
fair horizon
if were talking about boats then i like your mom the best
shut up you use anime mods 😡
sharp sierra
i turned that crap off after 10 mins dont even joke lad
fair horizon
also how do i get more nonaligned support as britian?
craggy trail
sharp sierra
fair horizon
chat how do i level my spies without them getting murdered?
north spoke
will demanding stuff from yugoslavia ever work or will the AI reject me?
fair horizon
it works sometimes
north spoke
is there any way to increase my chances or is it just rng
fair horizon
savescum
north spoke
I generally play Ironman but il probably switch off so i can save
sharp sierra
it might be seeded at start of game
and u can also save scum iron man games
just copy the file
north spoke
true
but that seems like a lot
so im just gonna play ironman off
i play with mods usually anyways
sharp sierra
well if u ver want a stupid achievement
safe wing
The only mods I use are graphics mods
Like better map visials and buffs and debuffs having symbols
near schooner
mass assault or gbp?
fair horizon
funny city name for those who know
fair horizon
mass assault or gbp?
mobile warfare
sharp sierra
mass assault or gbp?
no doctrine >
near schooner
mobile warfare
fair horizon
bro doesnt like tanks
sharp sierra
bros got xray vision for grippers 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀
https://tenor.com/view/barbershop-haircut-quarter-dance-performance-broadway-gif-6682505804563670052
flat gazelle
might be my craziest ever
sharp sierra
yea its a lot
dusky burrow
might be my craziest ever
Concentrate your tanks onto one tile and attack from like 4 directions
flat gazelle
all taken into custody of course
flat gazelle
Concentrate your tanks onto one tile and attack from like 4 directions
i usually do that just couldnt be bothered this time and set up a frontline
peak mason
I wanna learn how to play navy ngl
sharp sierra
steam autism sale is on and there isnt a single game that i wanna buy
fair horizon
I wanna learn how to play navy ngl
its easy, just play a minor with a half decent navy and try to beat one of the major power's navies
try norway
peak mason
Yea but idk the basics I just know how to spam subs
flat gazelle
bro why cant i set up a nuclear raid
flat gazelle
no green air
no but that would be only important when launching
i cant even set up the raid
safe wing
steam autism sale is on and there isnt a single game that i wanna buy
Get empire at war
fair horizon
did you research the bomb? do you have strategic bombers?
safe wing
Or rome 2 total war if you feel like it
flat gazelle
did you research the bomb? do you have strategic bombers?
nah bro im trying to do a nuclear raid without a nuke
bruh ofc i have it
and i have stat bombers
the raid just disapears after setting it up
fair horizon
bright sinew
its 1946 and the soviet union never attack me(as germany) when i wound up ignoring them "to beat the allies first"
uh, pic related, i wound up deciding my plan for this game was going to be
'beat the allies first' = "push them out of europe, then africa(i should have a fleet by now[i did :D]), then india and finally kill japan in asia, while building forts all over the eastern front and stacking an omega army there to push it, and just delay that war screw it. who needs it. lets see what happens"
well nothing but me kicking everyone's ass as the holy roman empire is the end result
fair horizon
nah bro im trying to do a nuclear raid without a nuke
i mean you might not be done with the project because you get a nuke sometimes from the project before its actually done
bright sinew
i had 340 and it took around 105 to destroy all of britain's navy
just had my entire navy park in the baltics and train the whole game, giving them all the plan z ships i was making, and then just had them go hog wild in the english channel and naval bomb(i didnt have enough divisions to invade britain)
should i just go attack the soviets?
lol, ive never had a game go this schizo
fair horizon
bro you can invade britian with like 10 mcdoubles
bright sinew
i could but i dont really want to
thats just mean
or well
hell
i forgot i actually made a plan for it lol
i just didnt do it
they're all kinda just staring at them, menacingly
i just dont want to go invade britain, and fight all of the dday armies - and the ussr end up bashing me in the ass
flat gazelle
just bombed linz
slim nexus
Kinda cringe ngl
fair horizon
bomb london
buoyant radish
what is a good template for Africa? i've been playing a lot of african and middle east countries, but i don't have a good template for them
heavy vigil
i just dont want to go invade britain, and fight all of the dday armies - and th...
people are scared of vanilla ai d day?
bright sinew
people are scared of vanilla ai d day?
not really scared per se just... i like
guaranteed victory
guaranteed eassssy victory
so i just delay as long as possible while building uberarmies
then i declare or go in
i dont have the uber army yet for britain
so im just going to stare at them
what the hell are they going to do? nothing
heavy vigil
guaranteed victory
same usually
bright sinew
i mean
its that
or games just last like what
an hour?
boring.
i want long game with battle plans in singleplayer, where i slowly build up supply and push with the seasons for fun
helps me not get ridiculous casualties
bright sinew
lol that aint nothin ive had wars go into 1950-1956
because i just delay and hold off until guaranteed victory
1960 is too far
bright sinew
that's a bit of an exagerration
flat gazelle
just gotta deal with them now
bright sinew
damn latin america in europe
wish theyd let you just
name the shit yourself
imagine
flat gazelle
im gonna deal with japan tomorrow
and finish the run
400 day justifications for turkey and switzerland will be fun
bright sinew
its primarily a cpu bound game
so like
mods that reduce the amount of divisions
are pretty much your best bet
or just a mod that sets minors to train less
there's also a bug in vanilla (unless they patched it) where like
the ai will train divisions even if it has no equipment for them, and it will try and force deploy them, just to have more, so it just spams divisions
making the problem worse
near schooner
the soviets had been in a civil war since 1937
north hazel
the soviets had been in a civil war since 1937
Cool trick when this happens is to declare on the Soviet Union. Their reduced surrender limit, defection events and extended frontlines will make it a walk in the park
You won't be able to annex everything but its funny lol
shut gazelle
steam autism sale is on and there isnt a single game that i wanna buy
buy outlast
nimble bane
I’m gonna be trying man the guns for the first time, any tips?
drifting igloo
would you Invade this ? ? Nearly everything is a fort
nimble bane
Land or coastal?
nimble bane
Then I would not because I’m kinda bad at naval invasions
drifting igloo
Then I would not because I’m kinda bad at naval invasions
Plus you have to fight the ussr too
nimble bane
How do you send scene shots so fast?
nimble bane
What’s the hot key for it?
drifting igloo
idk i have it open in case i need to screenshott
fair horizon
apparently im missing something because even though i have 1.2k planes and cant send voluenteers
clear dagger
is he a robot why does he look like that
drifting igloo
is he a robot why does he look like that
hes dead on the inside... he meet Stalin
and hes stalling to talk
near schooner
What’s the hot key for it?
win + shift + s
nimble bane
I caped Ethiopia on march 4
drifting igloo
wtf Germany won't go to war with me
buoyant radish
is this guy a child, i cant tell
fair horizon
its his son
halcyon pasture
serene token
near schooner
wunderwaffe ahhh
fair horizon
anyone got a good heavy fighter design?
near schooner
bruh
analog bloom
safe wing
anyways I'm gonna play non hist as Monarchist Italy
