hoi4-general

[simple citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/raining-smite-rainy-day-grey-bad-weather-gif-17246476

[solid dirge]

CHAT WE LOVE WHEN STEAM DOES VALIDATING FILES AND ITS AT 50% AFTER 2 HOURS

[random snow]

I just rocked japans shit

all of that for the price of 1 naval bomber

thats a good deal

[sudden grotto]

Facts ( i bought It for 3 bucks )

[elder pine]

i was gonna buy it but they made it free and i didnt realise it till i was tryna buy it

[sudden thistle]

I bought it like 1-2 years ago

Just buy it earlier fr

[sudden grotto]

Same...but i want It too 🗣️

[elder pine]

its free now so the ppl who paid basically lost their money

[sudden grotto]

My 3 bucks 💔

[sudden thistle]

I mean u paid to play it way earlier I guess?

[elder pine]

yea so much fr fr

yea

thats what the most ppl did

[sudden grotto]

Steam keys are still a thing lol

[elder pine]

yea fr tho

[sudden grotto]

• steam points

[sudden thistle]

It’s just paying for early access I guess

Idk why people have a cow about it

[elder pine]

ya know if they gonna add by blood alone to base

?

[lapis snow]

cuz many hoi4 players are broke teenagers

[sudden grotto]

In some years

[elder pine]

how long does that mean

[sudden thistle]

Ok I see how it is 😭

[sudden grotto]

10 years

[elder pine]

.some.

[sudden grotto]

Communists enjoyers huh

Bring victorian era again

Put them in underpaid industries

[elder pine]

talking abt communist theres a dlc comin which updates japan n stuff

[sudden thistle]

Yeah

[lapis snow]

just be born earlier like me smh

[elder pine]

and commie china

[sudden thistle]

November 20th

[sudden grotto]

Tahts the main hype for it

[elder pine]

lwk cant wait for what they do with it

[sudden grotto]

Goat

[elder pine]

by blood alone or arms against tyranny

@sudden grotto awsner

[sudden grotto]

Blood alone

[elder pine]

@sudden thistle what do u think abr ir

[tiny iris]

Helloooooooo

[sudden grotto]

They cooked with Italy, Planes OP designer

[sudden grotto]

Frederick III Still better-

[sudden thistle]

Tf does abr ir mean

About it?

[elder pine]

yes i mistyped

[sudden thistle]

By blood alone though

[tiny iris]

What?

[elder pine]

ok ig

[sudden grotto]

Abr Is the model of my Lenovo 320-15abr

[sudden grotto]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_III,_German_Emperor

[tiny iris]

I don't really care about German emperors. Sorry.

[sudden thistle]

Should I play Muscovy or England

[elder pine]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-kitkat-gojo-kitkat-nah-id-win-gif-15935116746961811112

[sudden grotto]

Yo pfp...

[elder pine]

kitcatttt

[sudden grotto]

Ryazan

[sudden thistle]

Hell no

But Muscovy ok

[tiny iris]

That's Willy Wonka.

[sudden grotto]

Lol

[elder pine]

https://tenor.com/view/hoi4-micromanage-gif-20717885

[sudden grotto]

As pskov form russia

[near schooner]

muscovy

[elder pine]

lwk muscovy

[sudden thistle]

I wanna play eu5 but it’s expensive and will def nuke my pc

[sudden grotto]

Pskov>>>>

[near schooner]

skill issue

[elder pine]

tell graphics card

[sudden grotto]

How much stats does that require

[sudden grotto]

Cpu*

[tiny iris]

HOI4 is the only game you'll ever need.

[elder pine]

[elder pine]

and cpu 🥀

[sudden thistle]

A lot

I think

Lemme check

[sudden grotto]

Mostly cpu

[near schooner]

and what if paradox publishes HOI5

[sudden grotto]

You aint going on 4k for eu5

[elder pine]

then fc paradox i aint spending another 100$ on dlcs

im broke

[near schooner]

same

[near schooner]

i only buy the subscription

[tiny iris]

No one will buy it. HOI4 is already perfect and the AI can be fixed with mods. Why would ANYONE buy 70 dollars for base game HOI5 then spend hundreds more on DLCs?

[elder pine]

e

1 sec

[sudden grotto]

7 7800 x3d 💔

[elder pine]

gotta check sum

[near schooner]

RX 580 mentioned (everything crashes)

[sudden grotto]

Fk me

[elder pine]

thats kinda gay

[sudden thistle]

So my pc from a Costco sale won’t cut it?

[sudden grotto]

Looks at server:

[sudden grotto]

Thats 200$+ cpu lol

[elder pine]

true

[sudden grotto]

Dunno

What do you have?

[near schooner]

fr fr (im one)

[tiny iris]

Rule 3. That word is bad.

[sudden grotto]

Its frick

You dirt minded

[tiny iris]

Still bad. Next time, say "Poopatron".

[sudden grotto]

Next time i Will "köölää pëëlä"

[near schooner]

fk doesnt actually mean something 🤷‍♂️

[tiny iris]

Like if I get angry at someone, I will call them a poopatron. That is the worst word I can say.

[elder pine]

umm

AMD Ryzen 5 5600 6-Core Processor 🥀

@sudden grotto

[near schooner]

ur such a meanie😔

[elder pine]

poopy guy

[tiny iris]

I know😈

[sudden grotto]

Gib

[elder pine]

do u have a worse one than me or wut

[sudden thistle]

Lemme dm u it if I find it

[sudden grotto]

Oki doki

[sudden thistle]

(I have the memory of a goldfish)

[sudden grotto]

Bro, i got an integrated 7th gen A9

It has 512

Mb

[elder pine]

e

[sudden grotto]

Shitty mhz

[elder pine]

xd

[sudden grotto]

Cant even reach 1k mhz

[uncut pollen]

(i have the memory of an Baby Goldfisch)

[sudden thistle]

L

[elder pine]

dis gud?3.50 GHz)

thats from my cpu

[uncut pollen]

Rude

[near schooner]

can i run it with a i5 8500😔?

[elder pine]

get a amd ryzen 11900 if it even exists lmao

[sudden grotto]

I think thats the minimum

[near schooner]

almost

its basically the same

[orchid lily]

why does lil young blood want to give me stuff 💔

[sudden grotto]

Get a Intel threadridder 9995wx 96 cores

[elder pine]

get a diddlecore 5700 temu edition

[orchid lily]

guys how do i gain naval supremacy? my fleet defeat the british one twice but i still dont have supremacy over the canal

[elder pine]

get air too might help

[orchid lily]

air?

💔

[elder pine]

air with naval bombers too

[orchid lily]

ill see what i can do

[elder pine]

it might help a bit

[near schooner]

what will air do bru

[sudden grotto]

Get air and Intel, they can help you a lot in gaing supriemacy

[split bane]

throw some spies into the UK and give them the Navy Intelligence upgrade

[orchid lily]

oh my God bro

can my allies do ANYTHING???

[quiet vessel]

who wrote holden caulfield?

[elder pine]

naval bombers 🙏

@orchid lily and get radar if u got it researched

[near schooner]

do scout planes even do anything?

[orchid lily]

2nd naval invasion attempt failed 💔

God i hope my fleet can sustain another attempt

[quiet vessel]

who u naval invading

[orchid lily]

England

[elder pine]

get air suprem and naval bombers trust me

[split bane]

They give you some intel before being shot down

[orchid lily]

brother

i have NO AIR

the one i already have is barely enough as is

[quiet vessel]

i have this one spot where i naval invade and works every time

[elder pine]

well then pp

[quiet vessel]

only 10 divs

[orchid lily]

first one failed because i couldnt capture a port

[elder pine]

well fc u then

u js need to pump out alot of ships to spam em out of there

[finite plume]

"Perfect"

https://tenor.com/view/table-mess-lmao-laugh-gif-5126644939264248578

NOT FOR US MODDERS

[elder pine]

and do 2 naval invasions

with max divs if u can

[quiet vessel]

i usually land 3 divs on dover and 2 on each tile around it to encircle it and the last 3 on the other port above

[tiny iris]

The 50 euro DLC will fix your complains.

[finite plume]

It literally can't -_-

And I don't use Euros

[elder pine]

lwk land right under scotland but a bit over london idk whats it called exactly where u should land

[quiet vessel]

why ts guy so formal🫩

[elder pine]

that works for me every time

[finite plume]

• Broken Nudger
• Engine limitations
• Lack of QOL code

[tiny iris]

I use kr but steam doesn't have the Swedish currency so if I want to buy something I have to look up how much Swedish kr it costs in Euros then set in the amount and buy it.

[quiet vessel]

i tried kaiserreich and i just dont get it

ill stick to my fun vanilla game

[tiny iris]

I love kaiserreich. Idk if you could tell.

[quiet vessel]

i just feel theres tons of useless mechanics and i cba to watch an hour long video

[finite plume]

He meant the Krona-

[tiny iris]

Thank you.

[hallow pike]

nope couldnt tell

had literally no clue

[split sable]

Just did Sea Lion.... JFC I dont know how people say it's easy...
I had 24 marines divisions with amphibious tanks and I still had to micromanage them all so they dont leave gaps
And brits throw tons of divs at you...
And taking every city is hell

[elder pine]

the brits usually have like 2 thirds of their army in other parts of the world

usually.

sometimes they do annoying shi

[hallow pike]

good for you i designed a motorized division with 4 artillary
and i had an army of motorized as TURKEY

[split sable]

I invaded them in spring 1941 and by that time Italy already took suez

[sharp sierra]

yea italy only took suez cause all the british troops are at home waiting to swarm your ass

[split sable]

maybe thats why they brough everything home

[sharp sierra]

ven when italy takes suez they always lose they can never stop the allied horde

[quiet vessel]

italy always seems to take the suez

[split sable]

tbf shouldnt be easy to take UK otherwise whats the point of the game

[hallow pike]

bc they lose it after 2 seconds

[sharp sierra]

my problem with it is that the uk's difficulty seems to be designed to stop players

[quiet vessel]

uk is just a thorn in your side mostly

[sharp sierra]

so german ai now really has no chance

[elder pine]

well yea thats the purpose

[lapis snow]

the point is to wrap up both fronts by end of 41 and sit back while Japan and the US slap eachother

[elder pine]

germany can beat uk if they got enough navy

(till usa comes)

[quiet vessel]

i always find it sad that pearl harbor isnt somehow in the game and they pnly go to war through phillipines

[sharp sierra]

same

[quiet vessel]

it also pmo when ive destroyed the allies but japans greedy ahh instantly declares on me for my colonies

[zinc light]

EaW really is something else huh

[loud shuttle]

so wonderful

[sour idol]

The true history of europe that gets censored

[loud shuttle]

yea they didnt include this in the history books

[sour idol]

Someone make a mod for modern day North Korea with a focus tree that allows this monkey (real thing btw) to assume the regime

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azalea_(chimpanzee)

[bright sinew]

goddd

i have never in 3.9k hours felt as strong as a nation as i have playing germany with its new tree in damn vanilla

[zinc light]

he's just like me fr fr

[bright sinew]

is germany stronger than the ussr's tree now(even if the ussr gets it all the way filled) if you do the right branches?

like i have what feels like

infinite tanks

infinite mechs

[sour idol]

Idk, i have hundreds of hours and still dont understand the game

[bright sinew]

i have 30k support equipment and about 300k infant-equipment

only thing that's disappointing about the gotterdamerung dlc(idk how spell) is that the afrikacorps is pretty terribly implemented and lame lol. either let me change the templates or dont bother adding them.

[sharp sierra]

theres probably a lot disappointing about it

most of its good

[bright sinew]

yeah i like all the new stuff for supports and stuff but uh, i was playing with a mod for a while that adds more support slots to templates, and having the reduced support slots is like

:/

[sour idol]

I was dissapointed from the start, no focus tree for finding @gartha

[sharp sierra]

yea

[bright sinew]

i wish i could actually use more of this shit lol

[sharp sierra]

its so dumb how its censored

i literally have dual citizenship there

[bright sinew]

whats gartha

[sour idol]

why is it censored

[sharp sierra]

idiot mods

[bright sinew]

srry for

[sour idol]

a-gartha

[bright sinew]

being dumb america

[sudden grotto]

Looks like kazakh focus tree in tno

[sour idol]

Wait is that how many nazis exist here 😭

[bright sinew]

...

wait

oh

its

its the stupid hyperborea shit?

im such a damn idiot

i thought that was a country

and they censroed it

LOL

[sudden grotto]

Ye

[sharp sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-fragrance-agartha-gif-15027791786242762726

[bright sinew]

my god

[sharp sierra]

hyperborea is a different thing i think

[sour idol]

yeah i didnt know people actually believed it too the point the words banned 😭

its similar

[bright sinew]

hyperborea thats the greek thing aint it

or is that the nord thing

[sour idol]

Its that esoteric stuff

[bright sinew]

idk i dont pay attention to nazi schizo larper lore

[sour idol]

same its all too much, if i wanted to im sure meth could help me

[bright sinew]

like i dont get it of all the things to align yourself with and pretend to be and larp as

why nazis

[sudden grotto]

Tahts more like a underground undiscovered earrh

[bright sinew]

why not larp as someone who won the war at least

like hell

[sharp sierra]

i dont think anybody believes that, its just fun

[bright sinew]

larp as a soviet soldier

or something

not a nazi

[sour idol]

Ud be shocked….

Whats worse is i find these people on roblox pain games

[sudden grotto]

What if, White rose fighter?

[sour idol]

paint*

[bright sinew]

Jesus

I've never heard of this woman

This is very neat

I neglect that I don't know many Soviet war heroes

[sudden grotto]

Woman? Hmm?

[gleaming iron]

it is 3 am and i am trying to make a hoi4 mod

[bright sinew]

wha

why did lydia litvyak

pop up when i googled that

White rose fighter

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lydia_Litvyak

[sour idol]

It is because we were born in america and we like to act like the soviets had like no part in winning

[bright sinew]

oh well its cool anyway

[bright sinew]

nah i dont act like that lol

i think people who think that one side could have won without the other are just stupid

it was a world war

global effort

it wasnt just fighting

[sudden grotto]

Ohhhh, not her, It was a german non violent org against nazism during their rule

[bright sinew]

it was also giving supplies, coordinating efforts to bomb things on specific dates to relieve pressure from the soveits and the soviets in turn coordinating their pushes to help us when we got in normandy etc

[sour idol]

oh i never thought u did, but ur average yankee from my personal expierences thinks america was like the savior of it all

[bright sinew]

could they have won alone maybe but like

at what cost lol

also the idea of nazis being able to win and hold it is a fantasy because

nukes

[sudden thistle]

Why didn’t the UK just appease Germany in the 1930s to prevent a world war

[sudden grotto]

Facts

[near schooner]

like probably the double of casualties

[bright sinew]

a better questaion is

[sudden grotto]

Chamberlain L

[bright sinew]

why didnt they just go spank the shit out of germany

when they marched into rhineland

chamberlain...

[sour idol]

Why didnt ur mother appease to ur dad so he wouldnt beat her?

[near schooner]

fr

[sudden grotto]

League of nations duhhh

[sudden thistle]

They should have appeased them more

[sudden thistle]

What did I do

[bright sinew]

loll

just wild

[sharp sierra]

yeah is that not a valid question

[sour idol]

Idk, thankyou for being my target

[sharp sierra]

she should of did that

[near schooner]

why didnt they just do that when a ethno nationalist came to power

[sudden grotto]

Because the Versailles was almost at his end for the dem zone, so It was useless to start a war over some years

[bright sinew]

huh, did not know this

[sudden grotto]

It should have ended in 1938 anyways

Waste of human lives

[bright sinew]

and like i will feel bad for germany to a certain extent because yeah versaills was uh

lol

but it doesnt uh

excuse the whole

"lets go kill everyone :)"

thing

(not saying anyone here said that but just in case...)

nazi larpers love to defend it in that context

[sudden grotto]

You are make the people look like they were all like hard core nazis

[bright sinew]

i dont mean to do that srry

[sudden grotto]

You are making*

[zinc light]

okay I finally unlocked my focus tree lmao

[bright sinew]

if i were hungry as shit and everything was screwd, and the rug pulled out from under me, id be listening to the silly man too probably

||not going to get political and comapre it to today||

[sudden grotto]

A One man choice doesnt mean taht all others agrees, Remember that most od the wehrmacht didnt know shit about the Crimes against humanity ( besides the One of the war )

[bright sinew]

isnt that just the myth of the clean wehermacht

dont know much about it tho

[sudden grotto]

There are US proofs for it

Some proofs even by people showing the atrocities to simple soldiers

I think

[bright sinew]

ye

was it patton or uh

what was he

the guy who had the soldiers go to the camps

and german civilians looked too

[sudden grotto]

Hardcore anticommie

[bright sinew]

oh yeah ik

lmfao

ive read his quotes

he was uhhhh

quite a guy

a uh

racist character

for sure

like i know it was prevelant but from what i understand, even for the time

[sudden grotto]

Average western man in the 40s:

[bright sinew]

he was off the charrrrts wasnt he

[sudden grotto]

Ngl this makes me Remember the cod WWII campaign

[bright sinew]

o lord

i only played waw

[sudden grotto]

Welp

[bright sinew]

was there a level in ww2 that had that

[sudden grotto]

Neither i did, i Just saw the full gameplay

[bright sinew]

waw was a damn good game lol

kinda inaccurate but damn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1pclrQnmyc

[sudden grotto]

Better than Vanguard for sure

[bright sinew]

"URAAA"

[sudden grotto]

Imagine being on a german train and the enemies drop japanese rifles

[bright sinew]

LOL

what

jesus christ cod

[fierce mist]

https://tenor.com/view/chest-bench-jay-cutler-train-training-gif-14747954085075566506

[gleaming iron]

wait how to make portraits like hoi4 style portraits?

[sudden grotto]

https://youtu.be/UwEc_vno1IA?si=3N3HaSRSsq2uipa7

[sudden grotto]

https://youtu.be/deApmn_OxWY?si=evenT0qCo1x7Jptm

[umbral agate]

i have learnt to do colabs

[gleaming iron]

THANKS

used grok ai. this looks ok ok

[sudden grotto]

You Need to kinda fix the whole potrait

For a higher quality

It looks like he Is in 240p

[gleaming iron]

because it is 240

[sudden grotto]

I am Just too good 🔥

[shut gazelle]

which minor country is fun?

[sudden grotto]

Doesnt convince me enough lol

[gleaming iron]

jk

[sudden grotto]

Belgium

[gleaming iron]

168p

[sudden grotto]

Man wha da hell

[gleaming iron]

156*

156x210

[shut gazelle]

democrat?

[sudden grotto]

Burgundy path

[umbral agate]

howdo i not get bummed rn

[gleaming iron]

nevermind i have to do it myself

grok is not good

[sudden grotto]

Tahts the size of a leader potrait

So

[gleaming iron]

exactly

hoi4 modding time

[gleaming iron]

make more troops and keep some at those borders

[umbral agate]

that is what i am doing

[wanton whale]

Juicy pocket

[umbral agate]

japan doesnt want to give me man power

[umbral agate]

should i retreat to the rhine?

[gleaming iron]

no

[cedar kite]

Uhh change garrison to the one that takes the most manpower and see you can ask again if they accept and then switch back the garrisons

[umbral agate]

k

japan defo needs that man power

is no man power alright?

i checked and i will get 2mil

[flat gazelle]

its over

[umbral agate]

i think so

im running mass mob

cuz i wanted to try mass mob germany

[wanton whale]

Soviets annexed Lithuania and I didn't realise, guess it was a mistake

[umbral agate]

they r just making fun of me at this point

[vocal mauve]

I need an active mp server, pls let me know if there's one

[gleaming iron]

can someone tell me how to replace a country's leader?

i want to replace british raj governement form non aligned to democratic and have narendra modi as the leader

[vocal mauve]

through events

[gleaming iron]

mod

[vocal mauve]

mod or focus tree

[gleaming iron]

mod

mod mod

[sudden grotto]

Starting date or ?

When

Btw

#modding

[gleaming iron]

right

[umbral agate]

i stabalised the front

[vocal mauve]

Bro lost half his core states

[umbral agate]

well

[gleaming iron]

1936

[umbral agate]

fair enoough

[gleaming iron]

im in modding now

[umbral agate]

enough

[vocal mauve]

what's your manpower count?

[umbral agate]

SOVIETS CAPITULATED

well

i have no garisons

and scraping the barrel

but i have 1mil

[vocal mauve]

at least you've done with the soviets

@umbral agate I always capitulate the allies in Singleplayer first

[umbral agate]

but like

its mroe challenging

[bronze mango]

And more fun

[vocal mauve]

may I ask what's happening in Spain XD

[bronze mango]

Killing off the allies early is so boring

[umbral agate]

i puppeted them

[vocal mauve]

I hate British naval invasions

It ain't fun

[bronze mango]

Garrison your ports

[vocal mauve]

I do but if the war drags on the invasions get stronger

[bronze mango]

And that is what makes it fun?

[umbral agate]

i release soviet as puppet

and they 'dont have enough man power'

[vocal mauve]

The peace treaty is the fun part

XD

[bronze mango]

Also after you beat the soviets you can focus on the allies again

[umbral agate]

when they have 10x my mp

[vocal mauve]

what's their conscription law?

[bronze mango]

I will either agree or disagree with you depending on what you do in said treaty

[umbral agate]

service by requirement

[vocal mauve]

player-led-peace treaty mod, than annex or puppet all others

[vocal mauve]

it might need a while, if it doesn't go up, you might be cooked

[umbral agate]

might?

if i did 1 colab i wouldve won

[ancient marsh]

rate my encirclement

[urban ivy]

tf

[bronze mango]

Oof

[sudden thistle]

How did bro do this

[sudden thistle]

Lmao

[bronze mango]

How did ir get that bad so fast

[umbral agate]

russia is my puppet

btw

[ancient marsh]

Stop pushing

[umbral agate]

my divs are max strength

[sudden grotto]

You know that they broke out of that? Lol

[ancient marsh]

stop pushing still

[umbral agate]

this is my div, it was supposed to be a fast war

[sudden grotto]

Btw rule break

[ancient marsh]

that is certainly a division

[umbral agate]

its not that bad bro

its mass mob

[bronze mango]

I think I know why you are losing...

[sudden thistle]

How do I find pc stats btw

[ancient marsh]

mass mob as germany

https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbzV3bW53MDQ5MjBsYTJ3dTZ0ZmpjdXZpM3ptZHh4MHl5YW52c20xOCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/rjR0bD0qu0kRPinnUg/giphy.gif

[umbral agate]

i wanted to try it

[sudden thistle]

It’s goated wdym

[sudden grotto]

Task manager

And click the second tab

[umbral agate]

yeah i did take all of europe with 0 tanks

without tanks i had inf air

[ancient marsh]

did

[vocal mauve]

that template tickles my balls

[ancient marsh]

or had europe

[bronze mango]

Yet another reason you are losing

[sudden thistle]

Why

[umbral agate]

well i dont have rubber

[vocal mauve]

only 15 mils on fightrers

[umbral agate]

that was from when i had my rubber

[sudden thistle]

It’s 70

And why basic airframe

[vocal mauve]

it sais 70 XD

[sudden thistle]

Upgrade it 💀

[ancient marsh]

this is like wasting a third of the factories

at least

[umbral agate]

i just realised that

[vocal mauve]

Brother has the right spirit but not the right military production

[ancient marsh]

And it’s basic planes

So u really are probably only barely beating the ai planes

[umbral agate]

as i said, it was supposed to be a fast war

[ancient marsh]

20 minute adventure

[umbral agate]

yes

[ancient marsh]

you should’ve still swapped when that possibility looked less likely

[vocal mauve]

Focus first more on fighters and upgrade them

[agile perch]

why wont my troop more quicker

i just started

[umbral agate]

well ima hop off

[vocal mauve]

What exactly dou you mean

[vocal mauve]

Next time use tanks

[agile perch]

i move my troop by clicking on it and then right click right

[ancient marsh]

or just soft attack

[agile perch]

and why does it take so long to can declare

[vocal mauve]

mountaneers with arty

[vocal mauve]

It's normal

[agile perch]

Bro how do i move my troop can u tell pls

[bronze mango]

Modern day mods should allow countries to go to war with no justification to be accurate

[vocal mauve]

U move them by right clicking but U already know this, but I'm not sure what exactly U're asking for

[agile perch]

its stuck like this

[sudden thistle]

unpause?

press space

[agile perch]

ok

[agile perch]

what now

[bronze mango]

Yo chat how do you jump in hoi4?

[sudden thistle]

alt f4

trust

[agile perch]

its supposed to be like this right 💔 ✌️?

[agile perch]

nooooo

[vocal mauve]

No press space

[agile perch]

oh shit my stuff was paused i think

💔 thanks

[vocal mauve]

and get the game speed on 5

[agile perch]

lemme see now

thank u dude

Ah i see now thank yall so much

yea ngl im a dumbass

[agile perch]

is it good i just built hella stuff

like navy stuff and allat

[dry kayak]

Half USA eats pizza, the other half black pudding: what you choose?

[agile perch]

good

[dry kayak]

i have the chance to release the Behemoth as a puppet: the Soviet Union

[indigo flume]

Pizza duh

British food is notorously bad

[dry kayak]

i went in GB a couple of times and the only smell i remember was the Curry smell everywhere

[bronze mango]

Man in the high castle if it was based

[indigo flume]

lmao

[dry kayak]

even the gulash made by the bavarians was curry taste

i was like "wtf" ahhahahaha

[sudden thistle]

these guys have been here the entire war

[random snow]

well this is a new one

OIL

[orchid lily]

Dear God

[errant remnant]

challenge difficult: What country is the player in this image

[umbral agate]

Italy cuz the ai never does anything

[errant remnant]

nope

[umbral agate]

Buhtan?

[errant remnant]

nope

this was one of my worse games ever

thats a decent hint

[slender pelican]

japan

[umbral bear]

is it not the imperial federation? you have supply issues in england

and the amazonas

yeah cause you also have supply in america and thats where else you are you're britain

[radiant bone]

[umbral bear]

that is so incredibly bad lol wtf am I seeing

[radiant bone]

My Portugese division about to head to China

[errant remnant]

Bros smart

Was wondering when some1 was gonna say the obvious one

[heavy vigil]

Why do you need 200 air attack

[feral lark]

so....

[radiant bone]

I don't, I was anticipating fighting a different enemy but this was how the die was cast.

[feral lark]

more air attack than soft attack is a.....choice

[radiant bone]

I was expecting to be fighting against Japan with no air force hahaha

[heavy vigil]

The japanese airforce also idnt that scary

You dont need that much air attack

[radiant bone]

Yeah

[feral lark]

...indeed

[glad mauve]

Hi

[feral lark]

[20:25:29][1959.12.31.01][id.cpp:242]: Failed to delete ref object 1566887:65534this might be a double free. smh paradox a double free? ever heard of valgrind?

[umbral bear]

the supply gave it away lol

[robust spruce]

Bro eu4 is so hard

How do u make a frontline

[errant remnant]

Ik i did that on purpose i can’t believe it took like 4 tries

[night lintel]

there is no frontlines iirc

[flat gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-jimmy-butler-paper-confused-gif-14478007832172093541

dont try to understand eu4 in hoi4 terms

its completely different

[misty fossil]

Its called ragebait

[misty fossil]

I told you to not buy eu4

well enjoy it now

[sharp sierra]

idc about any of these other paradox games

[real heath]

sup gang

[umbral bear]

why would I get mad over something so trivial? I don't think you know what rage bait means

I said it was bad not that I'm angry

[peak mason]

Good medium tank template?

[umbral bear]

for mp or singleplayer

[peak mason]

Single

[umbral bear]

join vc

helping lounge 2

[peak mason]

Do I gotta talk?

[umbral bear]

nah

[peak mason]

alright

No

Thanks

[umbral bear]

you also want to make sure you have air cover or your tanks will get destroyed by cas

[peak mason]

yea that’s true

[umbral bear]

armor engineering corps is a must for tanks especially if you make amphibious to supplement your marines on landings.

even just for infantry its good to have

[misty fossil]

No i dont know what ragebait means

[brittle cypress]

How do I micro my tanks in eu4

[misty fossil]

i throw buzzwords around because its funny

[misty fossil]

garrison order on an inaccessible state

it will let you move troops around freely while enjoying full planning bonus

[brittle cypress]

Sorry I meant ck3

[misty fossil]

i do wonder if spies affect that planning bonus

oh

[brittle cypress]

They do

[misty fossil]

nonsense

how

[brittle cypress]

You still need the frontline order for the planning bonus

The garrison order actually isn’t even necessary

[misty fossil]

you mean the garrison order

wha

[brittle cypress]

Just make a frontline and unassign the divisions from it

Same affect

You just don’t grind organizer on the general

[misty fossil]

i do get planning bonus with garrison order

i checked the tooltip

[brittle cypress]

Not if you don’t have a frontline set up

With an offensive order

[misty fossil]

i didnt have a frontline

it just works

[brittle cypress]

You’re actually lying

[misty fossil]

lmao

nope

[brittle cypress]

send a screenshot

[misty fossil]

lazy

[brittle cypress]

liar

[misty fossil]

im in bed bro

wdym

[brittle cypress]

so you’re just remembering wrong then

[misty fossil]

ill check when i boot up another game

[brittle cypress]

You don’t get planning unless you’re on a country who’s border you have drawn a frontline and an attack order

[misty fossil]

can you check it yourself

[brittle cypress]

I don’t need to I already know

[misty fossil]

real

[vapid bough]

when there are more germans defending italy than italians 💔

mussolini never beating the useless ally allegations

[wet plover]

Going on a fun “vacation”

It’s beautiful

All I need to do is win the war and I get back to this

[lusty sable]

did i go overkill?

[real heath]

nah

idk if its just me but in every historical game ive played for a while on r56 japan seems to be extremely weak

i do play with expert ai as well but, even without it they are sluggishly slow

[wet plover]

Is it time? For the invasion of the German Benelux!

[brittle cypress]

What

[real heath]

win+f12 💔

[wind swift]

Are there mods for different music?

[real heath]

id recommend ness ultimate music mod

its pretty inmersive

[misty fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/omerrv-snip-snipping-supertool-gif-19434006

[limpid mantle]

now try playing sheep ai (italy is still useless)

[real heath]

if i beat the game with expert ai on impossible and r56 am i ready for sheep ai

[robust spruce]

Yo is anyone here a eu4 expert

I need help

[limpid mantle]

you'll be ready to suffer, but sheep ai is more than debuffs

oh wait

[real heath]

i willingly played democratic austria joining the allies so

[limpid mantle]

i thought you said expert difficulty

then yes prob

[real heath]

i think i was on expert too

cant remember

did a playthrough as the us and another with germany, it was so bad

not impossible tho

[analog mountain]

@umbral bear bro it was just a joke why did u block me 😭

[misty fossil]

go to the eu4 discord

[heavy vigil]

Yeah

Just go to the workshop and look up music/songs

[wind swift]

Ty

[warped flint]

What should i do....

[opaque bough]

Yo lowkey I dont get the game, how to play it

[wet plover]

Weve made it to shore! Now to send reinforcements and secure Benelux

[heavy vigil]

You cant go democratic germany...

Its always gonna be monarchy now...

[opal nymph]

Kaiserreich, but form EU

[dusky burrow]

I thought you were some minor power trying to naval invade

You're the US?!

I guess it worked though

[wet plover]

Right I didn’t mention that lol

[weak schooner]

No u can go democratic compromise

[heavy vigil]

Yeah and be a constitutional monarchy

Which is still a monarchy

[weak schooner]

Can u even go full republic

Apart from socialist

[heavy vigil]

No

Only if you disable gotterdammerung lol

[opal nymph]

No, you still have Wilhelm 3

[near schooner]

why did they delete this

[opal nymph]

You never could

Unless you go Spartikus

Or however it is spelt

[near schooner]

but thats in gotterdammerung

[opal nymph]

Well you could never go republic of Germany without dlc

Ever

[near schooner]

and spartakus is still communist

[opal nymph]

It was always the monarchy compromise

[heavy vigil]

No

[opal nymph]

Technically a republic

[heavy vigil]

You get konrad adenauer

[opal nymph]

Reestablish free elections still has Wilhelm 3

[heavy vigil]

Without the dlc

[opal nymph]

Therefore not a republic

He is a spirit

[heavy vigil]

Sad

[opal nymph]

Like 5 or 10 percent stability

[near schooner]

a republic can be communist

[opal nymph]

That's what im saying

You wanted a republican Germany path

It would be Spartacus Germany

I believe they also allow democracy in that path

[near schooner]

no but im talking about a western "democracy"

[heavy vigil]

Many things are compatible but do remember not to discuss real life politics

[opal nymph]

Then parliamentary constitutional monarchy

Take it or leave it

Well actually

There is the Federal Republic of Germany

[near schooner]

well yep but i remember a specific democratic path i think im crazy

[opal nymph]

Germany had to go historical and die to allies

[warped flint]

Thats what i was thinking

[cedar lance]

omg

[opal nymph]

And then they go fascist because they keep inner circle mechanics and all other fun aspects of the historical tree

[cedar lance]

i have a stupid blood test day today

[opal nymph]

Well, time to see your health i guess

[warped flint]

Wait Kaiserreich eu? don't you have to be demorcratic

[opal nymph]

I dont think so

You can basically Mitteleuropa everyone

[cedar lance]

i dont like seeing blood and the needle

[opal nymph]

Turn away like I do

They dont force you to look

[cedar lance]

yes ik

i do always look away aswell

i look at my phone

[wet plover]

So uh this happened.

Luckily I can reload the save 😅

[cedar lance]

@opal nymph usually they take 1 blood sample

into 1 blood thing

[lusty sable]

peak

[dusky burrow]

Aeugh, did you forget to put up air cover? Also expand faster next time if you can so that you can get more troops

[warped flint]

Thats cool they modified this event

[wet plover]

I didn’t no, and I did that this time but uh.

Horrible photo quality mb

[wet plover]

I do not know how I’m still losing rn

[dusky burrow]

windows shift s btw

[misty fossil]

are you using a tv or something

i cant see anything on that screenshot

[dusky burrow]

Try getting Antwerp and Den Helder, you are in a pretty defensible position as long as you get supply

[wet plover]

Steam deck.

It’s a whole process to try and screenshot and send it on discord my thing is weird about it

[dusky burrow]

Then you can wait to build up planning

[misty fossil]

ur playing hoi on a steam deck

ok thats fair

how do you play hoi on a console

[wet plover]

I don’t, I have a keyboard and mouse

[misty fossil]

happened to me before LOL. landed my entire army of 72 divs into a single tile and lost all of them

needless to say i ragequitted

[misty fossil]

does the method of pressing f12, then copy the screenshot from steam work

you know how to do that right

[opal nymph]

Windows shift s

[wet plover]

It’s not that but for some reason discord doesn’t work on my WiFi and I have to switch to my hotspot which takes forever

[misty fossil]

oh rip

fair

[misty fossil]

or you can f12 then go here

[opal nymph]

Or click print screen

Either works

[misty fossil]

doesnt work if ur on fullscreen for some reason

TFR doesnt work on borderless

[opal nymph]

Alt tab solves all

[misty fossil]

tried

it just minimises the game

[opal nymph]

Or windows key to get out of it

Yeah

But you can do something else

[misty fossil]

i have 2 monitors

[warped flint]

Greece keeps trying to get me to invest in them

i say not this time just to waste their pp

[wet plover]

Gonna have to try a full offensive there tmrw than.

My battle plan was making success but failed because I had too low org and my troops just wouldn’t advance

[real heath]

its a screenshot of a meme of a screenshot

peak comedy

[gusty oracle]

theres levels to it

[real heath]

pisses me off when people dont f12+win

[gusty oracle]

what does that do

im not on windows rn

[real heath]

screenshot

[gusty oracle]

I see

I use win+shift+s on linux

[warped flint]

Poland got JUMPED

I got cores on these 2 polish states to

thats awesome

[humble wing]

Well It Reminds me of something but what?

And why do i feel like there should be less of czechia?

[umbral bear]

pranked

[gusty oracle]

theres like no germans ther I think its just prussian larp

[solemn bay]

I need that DLC, paradox, I'm parched

[indigo violet]

What is the mod you‘re using to get those provinces‘ white outline?

[warped flint]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2529585244&searchtext=White+tiles

[indigo violet]

Tyyy

[limpid mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/omerrv-snip-snipping-supertool-gif-19434006

[slim nexus]

Superkey

[limpid mantle]

running roblox on linux mint is so peak 💔

[warped flint]

I am sorta in a bad situation

[indigo violet]

O_o

Dw, von Rupprecht‘s counter attack will save you

[vernal isle]

Why does No one understand navy

[rain notch]

guys which dlc does this belong to?

[warped flint]

🙏

I was already struggling with the soviets now the latin entente had to attack me

[pine hazel]

I will buy used Phantom wallets with trading history

1 month old - 0.5SOL
2 months old - 1SOL
3 months+ for 1.5SOL

DM me

[sudden grotto]

Arms against tyranny

[sudden grotto]

Advertisment Is against rules

[rain notch]

thank you so much

[cedar lance]

hello yalls

[willow plume]

Hi 👋

[cedar lance]

wassup pevek

[uncut pollen]

Hiiiiii👋

[cedar lance]

hello flowi

[uncut pollen]

Hru?

[cedar lance]

im good hbu?

[uncut pollen]

Im telling a little bit sick

But everything is good

[cedar lance]

alr

i went to blood test today

[indigo violet]

I think I‘m gonna play some Austria later

[uncut pollen]

And?

[indigo violet]

Another Habsburg EU federation 🗣️ 🔥

[uncut pollen]

What did it say?

[cedar lance]

idk

[cedar lance]

idk yet

[misty fossil]

because they dont bother to learn it

which amuses me

[cedar lance]

hello read

[misty fossil]

since its not hard at all

hi marko

[vernal isle]

help me then xD

[cedar lance]

its marko or mrm

most people call me mrm

[misty fossil]

why dont you watch youtube tutorials

[misty fossil]

ill keep that in mind

[cedar lance]

alr

i do like the MD mod

a lot

[vernal isle]

bcs i cant focus xD

[misty fossil]

honestly thats on you

if you cant focus im not sure how you make it through school which is a lot harder than navy

[misty fossil]

people say it sucks but idk, never played it

[cedar lance]

alr

i do wanna send a LOT of aid annually to Ukraine in MD

[inner veldt]

my mappa mundi mod keeps getting crashed someone help

[vernal isle]

school was easy for some reason

[indigo violet]

I mean navy is quite easy, either you make a lot of submarines and naval bombers, light cruisers and destroyers, or just scratch the navy and use paratroopers :3

[vernal isle]

okay

thanks

[indigo violet]

Navy works surprisingly well when you just build light cruisers and destroyers all the time

• naval bombers

[cedar lance]

how much techs and equipments should i buy from other countries?

and should i negotiate licenses aswell?

[indigo violet]

I honestly never used that mechanic

[atomic grove]

yeah

just put the stuff that does the most damage

on every ship u have

[indigo violet]

It is funny tho buying the enemies equipment before you declare war on them XD

[atomic grove]

basically

[cedar lance]

yes XD

but i need em

for my army

as Estonia

[gaunt pawn]

@native elm

join vc

[humble wing]

What Is a good mod thst Is set in russo-ukranisn war

?

[gaunt pawn]

NOTHING

[native elm]

fiance called

cant

she is mad at me for drinking

[loud shuttle]

What if I advertise hoi4 dlcs

[loud shuttle]

Eastern Showdown

[humble wing]

Any other?

Because i find It kinda hard

[loud shuttle]

Across the Dnieper

[humble wing]

It crashes my pc

[loud shuttle]

Oh well then thats all I got

[humble wing]

Well then seems like i Need tò become a eastern showdown veteran

It you find anymore thst are good tell me mate

[sudden grotto]

The loophole in ze system

[amber finch]

do Hoi4 still gets updates?

[indigo violet]

Yes

[amber finch]

wonder what happens with the war if i play as Sweden? 😄

[cursive oxide]

My First save ever do I play on it?

[visual pasture]

[sudden grotto]

Poor reichsmarine

They Just wasted Money and time Just to be sunk by a bunch of guyanese lads

[orchid lily]

💔

[orchid lily]

My whole fleet got caught off guard and without screens

[cedar lance]

im gonna build MANY fleets of ships as ESTONIA

[amber finch]

will that turn out like in 94' ?

[cedar lance]

what

[amber finch]

M/S Estonia sunk in 1994

[cedar lance]

alr

[amber finch]

800 people died 🙁

[silent root]

oh hoi4 community what do I do in this situation

[visual pasture]

brazilian

[misty fossil]

Amazing you lost that many troops

its not that hard bro

just concentrate 3 tank armies and bulldoze them

[silent root]

I can't push

also I lost 4m they lost 98m

[misty fossil]

why not

[silent root]

oh wait I lost 10m

[misty fossil]

why are you using your tanks to defend

use them as a sledgehammer

[silent root]

No supply

[misty fossil]

Where’s your air

figured

[silent root]

I am attacking and doing encirclements

[misty fossil]

Open up a new front

[silent root]

no air

[misty fossil]

You’re the british

[silent root]

supermacy

[misty fossil]

why not

thats just skill issue

build air

[misty fossil]

you’re the british and you have no air?

new game it is

[silent root]

russia haves double my planes

[misty fossil]

honestly im not sure how ur not winning

show me your air

i mean plane design

[misty fossil]

that design is terrible bro

wtf?

christ

[silent root]

it is shooting down enemy planes

and its cheap

the terrible design''

[misty fossil]

2 axial jets, 1 self sealing, 1 drop tank, 1 air air radar, 1 armour plate and 4 hmgs

[misty fossil]

cheap yeah

[silent root]

Wait a minute how do I research air radar?

[misty fossil]

build some radar stations

[silent root]

where is it?

[misty fossil]

christ bro

its under the radar section

special project lol

[misty fossil]

this btw

build that instead

should be better because range helps a lot with air efficiency

[silent root]

I don't have the dlc dk

[misty fossil]

gottedammerung?

then just research radar

radar helps with air detection which improves your trading ratio

[silent root]

so u suggest this

[misty fossil]

and the plane modules on the bottom too

replace air radar with another armour so you have 2

also click that arrow