hoi4-general

[primal timber]

no i think they'll fight over the province like normal

bit like a naval invasion

except from the sky

[frank briar]

ahh so the retreating guys will fight onto the province?

not just get insta deleted

thats actually pretty good

doing that trick in hoi2 was gamey as hell, but i still abused it

[primal timber]

i mean if you have enough paras you can encircle an entire army

assuming the

territory is right

so in a theoretical game where belgium is neutral and you have a ridiculous amount of paratroopers

you can just paradrop here and encircle a good chunk of the french army

[copper cobalt]

O.o

[fallow grove]

Paradrop in Paris is instan capitulation

Also why your map looks so dark

[primal timber]

chautemps when a bunch of germans land on paris (he has like 40 other cities to move to)

[tame rivet]

Guys how do I restock my carriers?

I have the planes

[primal timber]

'51

probably gonna start replacing all my mediums with moderns

[frank briar]

rofl

[primal timber]

my panzergrenadiers and my regular panzer divs are now equal

not sure what to do

ill just keep them around

[fickle cove]

that's actually how i capitulated france lol

well it took more than just paris

so i marched into orleans

and landed in lyon

basically i'm ass at the game so as germany i can't beat belgium (but i can beat netherlands, interestingly)

so it was a stalemate

so i just paratrooped in france, capitulated them, cleared all the units still in france, and cleared the rest of belgium

[primal timber]

same attack but pzgrs have higher defense

alright im bored

im gonna start ww3

[fickle cove]

but i lost the air war against britain :(((((((

i made a paratrooper landing in britain but it was quickly crushed

[primal timber]

perfect setup

its been a decade since the last war

lets have another

[clear dagger]

uh

oops

[primal timber]

take that

instantly gets called back in

[flat barn]

is the french front stable

[clear dagger]

yeah

i mightve broke the space-time continuum

[gaunt pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1319718430525624362/1415676451469922345/image-9.png?ex=68c4bbb0&is=68c36a30&hm=d1412dba565876f5ea2e4290e2a65798edd9237ab1e7fcad58e5e9bc4e7f5734&

[tame rivet]

Can someone help me defeat germany 🙏 😔

I am not screwed but alone France died 🥀

[grizzled zenith]

You can snipe Victory Points and make the enemy instantly capitulate or encircle their capital/cut off railways/capture supply hubs and make enemy divisions starve

How do you capitulate someone in HoI2?

[grizzled zenith]

In hoi4 you just take victory points

[last night]

Ts game makes me wanna eat my keyboard :^

[zealous remnant]

tbh biggest fun killer in this game is constant autosaving option when playing ironman, I want all achivements but its so frustrating when autosave constantly saves every 2 minutes, no matter what I do set autosave to year in-game its autosaves it every 2 minutes none the less its very annoying...

[last night]

Fr

[mellow jetty]

Yaay

[ornate marlin]

nothing to be proud of

[maiden inlet]

wdym nothing to be proud of

[tame rivet]

Guys I need help saving a campaign 🙏

My allies are commiting suicide

[maiden inlet]

lemme see the map

[tame rivet]

USSR invaded Poland instead of Germany, causing them to wage war against my entire faction (I am not at war with USSR, my allies are)
Portugal declared on Spain, and Spain joined comintern as well. Only good news are that Africa is completely secured

[maiden inlet]

...

[tame rivet]

Germany just launched into Norway while I was in mediterrarian, I am moving my fleet back to the mainland to fight their navy which finaly came from the hiding

[maiden inlet]

what country are you

[tame rivet]

UK

[maiden inlet]

thats a lot of border gore there

[tame rivet]

There is also a stalemate in Italy

I tried pushing up but didnt expect so much resistance

I am planning to naval invade around rome and cut off the entire army

Its only the fact that I cant kill these damn submarines

[sudden thistle]

How is ur saved screw

That’s a normal game

Except for Iberia

[mellow jetty]

I'll keep grinding ngl

[sudden thistle]

Naval invade more

Use air

Etc

[tame rivet]

The phony war last way longer

[sudden thistle]

Why motorized divs btw

[tame rivet]

In that period, I completely wrecked the german and italian navies

[tame rivet]

I am not really good with division templates

I just needed something fast with breaktrough

This is what I am using

[sudden thistle]

Tanks

[tame rivet]

I am making light tanks now, but its going to take a while until I have enough in the stockpiles to make divisions

[sudden thistle]

Ur the UK😭

What DLC do u have

[tame rivet]

No step back and the spies one

[sudden thistle]

U can put ur spies in Italy so it reduces enemy entrenchment

[tame rivet]

I am able to hold onto Norway as Germans cant supply the troops

[sudden thistle]

What’s ur tank design

Because lights suck kinda

[cedar lance]

hello yalls

[tame rivet]

I know, I have very little research done

I focused more on industry

[tame rivet]

Current plan is to go Sardegnia to Rome and encircle everything in Italy

because there is like 40 divs there

If I can pull that off with my motorized, they are screwed

[sudden thistle]

Ok

[tame rivet]

Finally US is in my faction

[atomic grove]

italy is spamming divs on mountain tiles

dont be surprised that its impossible to push

they might as well just invade rome

[tame rivet]

Dude

My allies

bro

I cant

Like Portugal took Sardinia

and I moved my naval invasion to start from there

I was holding norway too

then damn portugal capitulated because they are idiots

and now Norway, which was free and I was holding

is german and my army is stuck there

Literally cant make this shit up

[atomic grove]

every ai sucks at making efficient divisions

if u want a better ai then get a mod that does that

[tame rivet]

My biggest problem right now

Is the fact I see german ships operating and doing naval battles

[tame rivet]

and my fleet is not engaging them

[atomic grove]

if they are convoy raiding

use convoy escort

[tame rivet]

Bro is European president 😭

Bro is roleplaying himself in Hoi4

[atomic grove]

and use destroyers to kill subs

[tame rivet]

Destroyers?

[atomic grove]

yes

destroyers

ships

[tame rivet]

This aint gonna work aint it

wait nvm

those arent port garrisons

I got em...

Very hot

And they just declared on Soviets

[ornate marlin]

i know im only half joking

[sudden thistle]

No

Use NAVS

[tame rivet]

Its actually working

[tame rivet]

I just realized I was fighting with civilian economy all this time 😭

[pearl flume]

Germany bleeding

[misty fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-presidential-debate-huh-confused-gif-9508832355999336631

[south tendon]

order 227

[tiny iris]

Guys, what is some good Italy tips?

Because I hate playing it solely because of the milita divisions it mostly start with.

[tiny iris]

Soldier casulties btw. The population of the soviet union is probaly under 100m now.

[heavy vigil]

Air

Release libya as a puppet for africa supply

Or as collab government

[tiny iris]

Thanks, I heard the AI is ass at building air. Can you confirm?

[heavy vigil]

air is just do meta design or do nothing

So yeah because they dont do that it sucks

They design planes like irl airplanes

[tiny iris]

Ok, well thank you for the advice.

[tiny iris]

Yup, I didn't think it was physically possible to have a shortage of manpower playing the USSR.

[worthy widget]

I was just casually playing Poland, making Poland-Romania, all of the sudden I get declared on by the soviets while they are in a civil war and by the danubian federation... (Czechoslovakia, hungary, austria and bulgaria.)

I have 51 divs and no manpower what can I do?

Kinda crushing the soviets though

[south tendon]

when do allies usually help me?

its 1943 july i dont see any allies in europe

[tiny iris]

Well, you gotta understand how the AI behaves and when it attacks you. And if you're playing ahistorical. Don't.

I hate ahistorical.

[ivory hull]

rate the run

[worthy widget]

Im just going to try to hold polish lands, kill the soviets using stalin as a distraction and then crush the danubes ig

Its 37 btw

[south tendon]

my army might have some problem with defending

[worthy widget]

Just hold to 1944 then d-day will happen

And just spam inf

[south tendon]

ok

[south tendon]

i am

germans are like

30km away from moscow tho

[tiny iris]

Do I release Albania as a puppet as Italy or should I keep it?

[south tendon]

kalinin fell 🥀

[worthy widget]

I think there is a focus to release them and give em extra stuff

Which in my opinion you should do

[tiny iris]

Maybe, thanks.

[sudden grotto]

In old hoi4 tanks were created with oil lol, fuel wasnt a thing yet

[gilded dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/hold-up-hold-up-meme-fallout-meme-gif-3737350009659669155

WHAT

[rigid bear]

extreme japanese skill issue

[south tendon]

hmm

do my divisions just disappear if they lack manpower+equipment?

i had 2k infantries

theyre gone

2k infantry divisions*

[lapis snow]

yes

[south tendon]

its 1200 now

[lapis snow]

its called strength-deletion

[south tendon]

ic

is mefo gone for germany?

[atomic grove]

when playing as azad hind at the start of the civil war, if you occupy burma and then ask for peace, do you get to occupy burma after the war?

[misty fossil]

no

[misty fossil]

whos gonna tell them

[tame rivet]

🥹

[gilded dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/hold-up-hold-up-meme-fallout-meme-gif-3737350009659669155

[misty fossil]

bro boutta do normandy with line inf

(its gonna be a massacre)

[south tendon]

i was expecting allies to help me

and theyre getting invaded instead

[atomic grove]

italy is gonna lose that naval invasion and lose ireland

99%

[sudden grotto]

You are new so lol

We didnt have that "Fuel:0%" debuff

Good ol days

Just full attrition 🔥

[gilded dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-work-nasty-work-wow-thats-crazy-shock-gif-11238635769243460601

[south tendon]

🥀

[zinc rune]

Absolute Cinema

[lone sail]

A few years ago the allies where near Baghdad

[ivory hull]

rk+❤️‍🩹

[sudden grotto]

Were*

[bright verge]

Watched Demon Slayer yesterday

Absolute Fire

[sudden grotto]

The movie?

Dawg taht shit was peak

[bright verge]

yeah

[sudden grotto]

Animation 11/10

[bright verge]

Yeah

Peak

[sudden grotto]

Animators forgot their budget

[bright verge]

Kaigaku fight is sick

My Boy Zenitsu is class

[sudden grotto]

Akaza past was depressing ngl 💔

[bright verge]

Yeah

[sudden grotto]

The way he killed that fker

[bright verge]

F kaigaku

That bastard deserves it

[south tendon]

🥀

[gilded dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/reload-shotgun-dale-gribble-rusty-shackleford-king-of-the-hill-gif-1605028683175638604

[bright verge]

鬼滅の刃

[gilded dagger]

CHING BONG BING BONG BINGY BONG /j

[south tendon]

i didnt like too many flashback scenes but action n stuffs were pretty fire

maybe china will help me 🙏

[tiny iris]

I hate Italy's starting militias. Like actually. I was thinking they could atleaset be good defenders but nooooooo

I am so irritated. All they needed to dow as to hold the damn line.

[gilded dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/colts-indianapolis-colts-dashawn-dashawndontplay-comebackcolts-gif-12298488741851068567

[fallen vigil]

this is the fastest ive dealt with the GCW this is a new PR

[golden stag]

no

[fallen vigil]

guys i tried to get the girl in control but for some reason the old man is in charge

how do i fix this

i got an event londin in flames

so our kaiser died

[south tendon]

"a death is a tragedy a million is a statistic"

little bit more than a million but anyways

[tiny iris]

Yeah no, that is not a statistic. That is a collapse.

I'm sure Zhukovs attack will solve everything.

[south tendon]

im sure zhukov will capture berlin soon

[golden stag]

did you do modernise succession law?

[fallen vigil]

im dumb i forgot to

send a liasn

liason

i did the other one

im restarting

[golden stag]

LMAO

[tiny iris]

Stalin prob killed him when he saw the casulties.

[south tendon]

zhukov lost some territory too

[tiny iris]

How many divs are in that enicirclement?

[south tendon]

its not encirclement since moscow is still ours

[tiny iris]

Well, you're sorrounded at cut off from reinforcements.

[south tendon]

i moved all my divisions to moscow since every front was collapsing (zhukov will be shot for this)

[tiny iris]

Ok, thats good.

[south tendon]

1100

theyre mostly fresh soldiers tho

[tiny iris]

I'm gonna be honest, I do not think there are enough supplies to feed that army.

[tiny iris]

Template?

[south tendon]

6w

[tiny iris]

Never touch the USSR again😭

Nah but I'm sure like Konev or someone will launch a successful counterattack.

[south tendon]

sir but konev's army is encircled and gone

maybe i needed forts

are chinese winning or nah im not sure atp

[sudden thistle]

Who let bro cook

[south tendon]

1944 july

[sudden thistle]

Please tell me that wasn’t an actual game

[rigid bear]

holy skill issue

[fallen vigil]

late game allies are literally impossible to beat

only way to win as germany is a quick victory in 1940-1941

if usa joins

[sudden thistle]

Nuh uh uh

Nuclear Armageddon

[sudden grotto]

You Just Need air

[proud sparrow]

This is not the place for that, friend, I'll have to ask you to take that convo elsewhere

[soft yacht]

Ok

Mb

[proud sparrow]

Is all good, just a subject that could devolve into arguments about what is right or wrong, and this ain't the place for it

no need to apologize

[fallen vigil]

why tf am i losing if i have everyting better than them

[honest night]

Could be your range

Or that they have more fighters up than you

[soft yacht]

Understandable, thanks for the respect 🙏

[craggy trail]

Meowpoleon

[serene token]

What DLC subscription is worth it?

[fair horizon]

chat whats your favorite ship irl?

[fair horizon]

theres more stats if you hover over the other side and also probably the more planes

[gilded vessel]

am i ready to fight the germans?

[serene token]

No

More units

[sudden thistle]

More

[gilded vessel]

will i be atleast able to survive?

[sudden thistle]

What are in the divs

But I guess

[gilded vessel]

most of them are just 9 infantry with support arty and engineer + recon

calvarly recon deatachement

should i just remove recon?

[sudden thistle]

Recon is useless ngl

[gilded vessel]

well im winning the offensive but czechia and poland arent doing great

[sudden thistle]

That’s normal

Just push quick

[snow rain]

no because of these

[sudden thistle]

Oh I didn’t notice the stability 😭

[gilded vessel]

0% stability not too bad

[snow rain]

no stab (-20% output), no equipment in reserve, garrison issues (you're gonna get into a deathspiral), and awful units
You should only have inf on the whole front appart from special forces to attack (with good templates obviously)

essential tip : Swap your garrison law to local autonomy, if you're on mil governor since 1936 you're gonna suffer for a while

[gilded vessel]

im on local police force

i just was on a -5k support equipment deficit after switching garrison templates

[snow rain]

whyyyy

you're democracy with a lot of colonies

[worthy widget]

Any ideas?

[gilded vessel]

monarchy*

[snow rain]

then use civilian

only use local police on countries with big resistance buffs

[snow rain]

1st priority get manpower. NO OFFENSIVE WITHOUT IT

second, stop using last stand

3 - let the soviets kill each other and kill hungary, then the checz then bulgaria

[worthy widget]

pp, I just used last stand once

They all declared on me in 1 day

like what was I supposed to do

and the soviets are weak, and I need stalin to survive and keep another front going

[snow rain]

you did refuse something from them yes ?
also shouldn't have called in your puppet (except if they were called in because delcared on)

[worthy widget]

Stalin just capped, am I cooked?

They all just had war goals

[snow rain]

no, abandon romania, hold the line, don't push out
what are you producing and what templates are you using

[rare ingot]

im curious

is it possible to dry out planet manpower in hoi4

[snow rain]

ditch the recon and engineers
produce more guns, get guns 1939 asap
get some good air (check pins) and trains

[snow rain]

yes

[rare ingot]

never saw someone did a challenge like this

[worthy widget]

Imagine using air 🙄 anti-air on top

[rare ingot]

like rendering soviet to almost 0 pop

or usa

[sudden thistle]

It will take a long time

But yeah

[rare ingot]

I guess once you end war, you need to make war again ? so manpower pool; reset

im speaking beyond the 25% allow or so

so it reset the 25% counter with a lower pop pool

[snow rain]

you NEED anti air, if only to pierce ai tanks
if you don't have full air cover you'll need anti air anyway

[rare ingot]

can imagine doing this will render game toward 2000 era lol

my last byzantine game I did kill like 14m people just camping the balkan lol

war with everyone

usa did spam mechanize at some point and rekt me tho

[gilded vessel]

nice mexico just ruined my plans by declaring on the us and uk making the us join the allies 3 years earlier

[worthy widget]

Oh my days, just saved like 30 romanian divs from capitulation by requesting forces 🙏

[crimson ether]

uhm, has YT removed machiavellanstretegists channel??

I watched his videos yesterday

@pliant wagon whats up?

[fallen vigil]

DAMN

[worthy widget]

uh oh

[west owl]

Can my MacBook run this game?

I’ve got intel(r) iris(r) plus graphics (128 MB). And intel core cpu

[worthy widget]

Oh my days, as if the USSR, austria, hungary, czechoslovakia and bulgaria weren't enough... FRANCE IS NOW MY ENEMY ASWELL

[serene token]

I have a IC3 with 6GB of Ram

*8

[fallen vigil]

is this a good paratrooper template?/

[marsh ravine]

Have paralight

[dry kayak]

arty should block the capability of your paratroop to be dropped, but i can't remember if it works if the arty is in support

[marsh ravine]

Gives break

[fallen vigil]

it can

[dry kayak]

btw i should wait some special forces upgrades to enlarge the division

paratroop are good to unlock some small conflicts with a small encircle

[wanton whale]

🔥 timeout. Ignore my amazing English

[dry kayak]

also military police boost the infantry division

you can't l*ugh in this server bro

[wanton whale]

Yea, my bad guys. My bad

[dry kayak]

we are commanders ahahha

[limpid mantle]

RIP 💀

[wanton whale]

He laughed, ban him

[west owl]

Is that better or worse

[dry kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/run-running-escaping-fence-jumping-gif-12349703

[worthy widget]

Why are the soviets naval invading with 20 divs on 1 tile...

[wanton whale]

(I forgot turkey existed and they reached half of my country before I realised. However, I encircled their whole army in berlin)

[lone sail]

Shouldn’t Vichy be a puppet?

[dry kayak]

btw today i discovered how to use effectively the Hold command for fleets and carriers after 90hrs of gameplay

[wanton whale]

Democratic French union

[trail beacon]

based generals

[dry kayak]

i never saw turkey attack once in 90hrs

[wanton whale]

Lol

[dry kayak]

i buy materials from them until i decided that it's the time to annex their nation to my collection LOL

I Finally manage to win a game, defeating USSR, Brits and USA with the axis

[rigid bear]

depends

[dry kayak]

even though the Reich grows always 3x the rhythm of any other country

[dry kayak]

it's ok and basic 😄

add MPs for breakthrough and soft attack boost

then you can boost the division later in the game

[proud sparrow]

you triggered the hidden link timeout, since you're using a 3rd party client for emotes, the way they do it is by hiding a link like scam accounts do so you got bopped

[dry kayak]

oh good to know

[serene token]

What was your Intel Core again?

Also, the game is CPU heavy.

[worthy widget]

YESSSSSSSS I FOUND ALLIES

(Corfu (me) vs danube and ussr)

I have -40% ws because of bombing and casualties

just a few more months and it's over. Been at war since 1937 against almost all my neighbors

[flat barn]

any tips

[worthy widget]

push to encircle nieder- and oberschliesen

[snow rain]

cav recon is useless
logi as well
have hospital in there, make the paras 16w (8paras) if you have the force limit for it
add in support AA if dropping on contested area or under contested air/against tanks
add in light flame tank (only one to be paradroppable)
if you have a slot left you can add in light armor recon (if you have no step back so that you can design a tank with a lot of breakthrough, otherwise use rangers or nothing if you don't have Arms Against Tyranny DLC

[opal jetty]

Is there a mod that allows me to disband a faction i'm the leader of?

[lapis snow]

you don't need a mod to do that

[atomic spoke]

my romania so far

[fallen vigil]

you gotta do the cake achievement

if you dont got it yet

[atomic spoke]

???

[atomic spoke]

oh

[fallen vigil]

you just need hungary poland and soviets which should be fair easy

its considered a pretty hard achievement but seeing you dealt with a lot of countries early game the rest shouldnt be that hard

[atomic spoke]

maybe next time right now my plan is to knok out poland and soviet union fast and to build a submarine flett

[atomic spoke]

i have only 48 hours

[fallen vigil]

thats literally what the achievement about

just take hungarian lands aswell

[atomic spoke]

maybe i could do that.i have 2 months left till the germans attack poland

[autumn drift]

Cruiser submarines with two planes for patrol fleets

Set on not engage

[flat barn]

rip

[rigid bear]

0 manpower🔥

[fallen vigil]

i remember some guys czech game lasted until 1954 just holding out in the sudeten forts

[flat barn]

Same as france really

I can push germany as poland but when it comes to france its a no go

[serene token]

You gotta love coding in Linux.

[fallen vigil]

france is pretty easy my french tactic is

1. cas and air superiority is number 1 priority
2. extend maginot
3. you won

literally 100% success rate

[flat barn]

Bruh

[fallen vigil]

if you have air superiority you wont lose a battle

[flat barn]

I can never push

Its not about me losing

its just that i can never push

It becomes a death stack

With cas and air supremacy

[fallen vigil]

if you have air superiority they'll just melt btw

[opal jetty]

What do i need then?

All faction members to be at peace?

[flat barn]

Wtf?

[flat barn]

i wish

[serene token]

The hell is going on?

[flat barn]

I feel like france could do with an update

[fallen vigil]

its either that or your faction is just ur puppets

[flat barn]

It feels very stale and low effort

[fallen vigil]

well

[opal jetty]

I see

[fallen vigil]

its kind of accurate

[opal jetty]

Thanks

[serene token]

France sucks.

[fallen vigil]

well yeah

they sucked irl

[serene token]

Nuke France off of the face of the map.

[flat barn]

Stalin is rubbing his communist meat all over europe

[fallen vigil]

their governemnt sucked

[atomic spoke]

done

[flat barn]

they could have held

[flat barn]

always has

[serene token]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-boom-explode-gif-17383346

[fallen vigil]

you need the neighbouring polish and soviet states and that should be it i think

[lapis snow]

if you kick them all out you get the option to dismantle it in your political tab

[flat barn]

Europa battle royale

[atomic spoke]

bro i have to get extensive conscription and export propaganda movies for my stability

i got war economy not long ago

thats why

[fallen vigil]

there needs to be more choices to increase stability and war support

the current options arent enough

[atomic spoke]

their time will come soon

[lapis snow]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-gif-25861205

[fallen vigil]

poland is unironically the hardest since you need to defeat the allies

[atomic spoke]

im already at war with allies since i attacked bulgaria

[fallen vigil]

however if you have an amazing airforce you can just paratroop into the UK before june 1941 and you could win

[atomic spoke]

thats why i kepp 12 division to guard my sea border

[atomic spoke]

yeah my resources are ahh right now

[fallen vigil]

you didnt do the rubber processing research???

[atomic spoke]

did

i need tungsten and stell

[rigid bear]

excuses

[atomic spoke]

but im low on factorys

[atomic spoke]

or begginer issues

dawg i only hsve 50 hours

[rigid bear]

poor soul...

you will get there trust me

[atomic spoke]

hope so

[atomic spoke]

first time as germany i lost to poland

[flat barn]

i love when that happens

[rigid bear]

https://tenor.com/view/marin-kitagawa-marin-peak-my-dress-up-darling-its-peak-gif-18353529066937443852

[patent thistle]

what- how-

[rigid bear]

I think the swiss for focuses for that

or decisions

idk

I think last time I stepped on switzcherland was 1000 of gameplay ago

[patent thistle]

i didnt even go the fascist path tho-

[rigid bear]

you play as the swiss?

[patent thistle]

my friend wanted to torture me with historical switzerland or fr*nce

(dont question my sanity)

[rigid bear]

decisions decisions

why do you accept I wonder

[patent thistle]

i lost a bet thats why

[flat barn]

do you guys like it when you lose to luxembourg as germany

[rigid bear]

I would rather pop out balls and drag them on bbroken glasses than play switzcherland

[patent thistle]

hey, the alphine protectorate path can be fun

[rigid bear]

it really isnt

its just somewhat op

but its def not funny

[patent thistle]

i said "it can"

[rigid bear]

its just the least ass

the least terrible

the least bboring

[patent thistle]

its fun to build a navy as the most random ass nation thats why i do it

[patent thistle]

speaking of stupidly op btw

[flat barn]

yarharharhahrar

[flat barn]

unhistorically accurate

in nur nayme of thu saar

[worthy widget]

As Poland(-Romania), I just survived since 1937, and have capitulated in 1940: Austria, Hungary, Czechoslovakia, Bulgaria, USSR but have no way to reach France and end this pointless war.

😭

[lyric shell]

saar

[unique granite]

How can i get my troops over "there is no available land route to this province"? And also there is no sea connection and paras just dont work

[flat barn]

You cant

You arent meant to go into those spaces

[unique granite]

But im at war with them

[flat barn]

show me the map pal

[trim pike]

No external emojis

[rigid bear]

yeah I realiced that when I got one hour timeout

not with bad intention

but if they are not allowed you should set the rule on the server settings that no one can send external emojis

[sudden thistle]

it is a rule on the server settings

i cant send any

[rigid bear]

well I do and I got timed out xd

what I mean is that they dont even show

[rough void]

canon event 💔

[rigid bear]

I did to denmark

[patent thistle]

change my mind: historical switzerland is just VIK3 with extra steps

[grizzled zenith]

Didn't Vic3 suck?

[patent thistle]

i meant mostly with it being a economy simulator

[grizzled zenith]

Yeah war's the fun part

[patent thistle]

also yes that trade system bugged out there for some reason

could be because i play an older version

[sudden thistle]

vic3 is fun

hoi4 is better ofc but itsfun

[grizzled zenith]

Ok

[random venture]

hey is there any mod where baisically germany wins ww2 or ww2 lasts longer till the 50s or sum besides TNO and TWR since TNO is broken for me and i already played TWR

[flat barn]

ngl im getting bored of the hoi4 combat system

[serene token]

What is Poland: United and Ready?

[flat barn]

no idea to be honest

[serene token]

Its a Polish DLC from 2016 apparently.

Wait

[sudden thistle]

free dlc

be happy dont complain🗣️

[patent thistle]

pretty sure it was a free dlc

[sudden thistle]

how

[sudden thistle]

i dont think so

[opal jetty]

The button for dismantling faction is still grayed out after every member is at peace

[serene token]

I didn't receive it until I paid for the subscription.

[patent thistle]

learn navy, and release the dopamine

[random venture]

sad

[patent thistle]

when you sink the entire british navy

[flat barn]

i already have

its just light cruiser spam and hope the entire royal navy isnt there or else you did

die

[serene token]

Artillery only

[flat barn]

navy doesnt require skill

it requires spam and is decided from whoever has the most biggest navy

[rare ingot]

can dev fix the constant save game that take 10 second

each like 8 second

[patent thistle]

speaking of navy with the most random ass nations btw (prussia)

[flat barn]

How about a central american dlc for 20 $?

[rare ingot]

accurate lol

[opal jetty]

Is it possible to change faction ideology?

[patent thistle]

speaking of navy with the most random ass nations (old switzerland game)

[random venture]

hey are there any mod where baisically germany wins ww2 or ww2 lasts longer till the 50s or sum besides TNO and TWR since TNO is broken for me and i already played TWR (im askin till i find one)

[serene token]

Kaiserreich Cold War

[gilded vessel]

dang bro from a puppet?

44 divisions

[random venture]

i only found normal kaiserreich

[lone sail]

kalterkrieg

its called kalterkrieg

[serene token]

Ooh

[lone sail]

imperial germany won ww1 and ww2

[random venture]

BRUHHH

TNO and kaiserreic

are broken

for me

i hate this bruh

cant even fix this

[heavy scarab]

hungry hungary

[gilded vessel]

United kingdom of great britian and naval invasions

[heavy scarab]

literally

[rare ingot]

Pretty sure im about to get sandwhich there

yugoslavia is like the hams

[flat barn]

I want more civilian things to be added to hoi4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGtgWz1vaSM&list=RDxGtgWz1vaSM&start_radio=1

[rare ingot]

civilian ? maybe.. but war factory should be customizable for different type of war economy, just like tank, ship and p;lane are

also ressource should be revamp

every country has a little bit of everything if they dig enough

[grizzled zenith]

As Austria I had 90% of my army be from puppets and defeat Germany and the USSR using it.

[sudden thistle]

black ice

[gilded vessel]

what font does hoi4 use?

[bright arrow]

im sorry what?

does estonia even have a navy

and theyre not even at war with anyone

[flat barn]

Im going to go for a britlandic empire todaiy guiys...

🙂

[flat barn]

What type of dumbass wears a skirt in finland?

Do you want to catch frostbite?

[wanton whale]

Uhh, anime girls

[flat barn]

Naval chamberlain

[gilded vessel]

hes already naval invading sicily

[serene token]

I have all of the DLC's

What path for America is the best?

[flat barn]

I dont know

They are all pretty shit and bland like most paradox dlcs

[gilded vessel]

casual hoi4 playthrough

[flat barn]

what would hitlers favourite console be if he was still alive?

[sudden grotto]

Finns?

Actually

I saw some in rovaniemi wearing them

[flat barn]

in the middle of a snowing forest?

[sudden grotto]

Bud was with a simply Hoodie and skirt in -10

[sudden grotto]

Nah city

[flat barn]

and in time of war?

[sudden grotto]

Big ass Camo on fr fr

[gilded vessel]

senor gamer

[sudden grotto]

Average panzer enjoyer:

[serene token]

Average Call of Duty multiplayer player:

[sudden grotto]

Back in 2012 tho

[serene token]

Fair, because Call of Duty is terrible now.

[dusky wing]

GUYS JM RUNNING HOI4 ON MY PHONE

[gilded vessel]

jm?

[dusky wing]

I will send video

[gilded vessel]

im suprised it is running at more than 5 fps

[dusky wing]

It's a good phone

Really good

[gilded vessel]

isnt it like way harder to play like that tho?

[trim pike]

We did

U use an external client

Which attempts to bypass it

And automod detects the bypass

[storm forge]

NO ITS MY FRIEND

MY FRIEND DID THT

[dusky wing]

yea probably

runs better than my pc icl

😭

[gilded vessel]

your pc runs at 5 fps?

[dusky wing]

i posted it on reddit and they are asking me to do a world conquest

[dusky wing]

ehh it just runs slow

and fast

sometimes

idk

💔

[gilded vessel]

you should do a world conquest as danzig

[dusky wing]

HELL NAWW

[gilded vessel]

do you atleast have the dlcs?

[dusky wing]

I CANT EVEN DO A WORLD CONQUEST NORMALLY

💔

[dusky wing]

on my phone

yes

almost

all of it

not the recent ones

[gilded vessel]

you should try winning the spanish civil war as the carlists

[dusky wing]

😭 , i pretty trash

i will try

playing it on it first

probably will connect a keyboard

[gilded vessel]

its very easy i did it

[dusky wing]

ohh alr

[gilded vessel]

next try winning as ethiopia on a samsung smart fridge

[dusky wing]

😭

[tame copper]

How to release kashubia as germany without using commands?

[gilded vessel]

what did you use to be able to play steam games on your phone?

[dusky wing]

gamehub

[gilded vessel]

you should try to play hoi4 on bluestacks with gamehub

[wanton whale]

That one moment you break through the maginot with only infantry is so peak

[gilded vessel]

so you are playing on a phone on a computer

[cursive socket]

i have never seen this before

[dusky wing]

yea vro do you want me to have a nuclear reactor at home

[gilded vessel]

atleast it will power your toaster

[dusky wing]

yes 😭 , i will see if i can get my cooler onto my phonw

[dusky wing]

song name

[serene token]

Hmm

[wanton whale]

I was listening to some nightcore playlist, gimmie a second

[wanton whale]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaEjyEvTb18

[serene token]

I'm gonna die young alright.

[wanton whale]

🔥

[serene token]

Da hell?

[fallow forge]

axis too big </3

</3

[dusky wing]

thx

[wanton whale]

np

[serene token]

What should I go for on the Agency Upgrades?

[charred thistle]

why the chat dead

[rigid bear]

interesting

didnt know

apologies

[wanton whale]

I would send an image but it has a swastika on it

[fallow forge]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-liar-star-wars-lying-gif-8634649

lol all good

[lone sail]

???

[hallow orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1378068928105939189/1416128098751086703/73458b37b1579e53807481a7e4cedd51.mp4?ex=68c5b791&is=68c46611&hm=4a647ad8018c581aa1861e44abc2585c64ac0bdf1c974d29b7651f3b95a25947&

[fallow forge]

😭

[gilded vessel]

kingdom of norway is getting ready to conquer the world

[fallow forge]

this fight cannot be won

oh i won it

[gilded vessel]

reinforce meme

[sudden grotto]

Actual nordafrika rk?

[trail zinc]

guys dm me if u wanna join alt hist mp game

[fallow forge]

the game is unplayable

[sudden grotto]

🧢 if i fighted that as iran you can too

[fallow forge]

im fighting that as iraq..

[sudden grotto]

Thats Better tbf

Far more cores

[fallow forge]

• i meant performance

[sudden grotto]

Well...gl.

[fallow forge]

technically wise its do able

[trail zinc]

.

[random venture]

can yall recommend me some good unheard of mods

[fallow forge]

better goverment

[random venture]

i mean as in like game changing

like the fire rises

the new order

thousand week reich

[fallow forge]

it can be a game changerrrr

lol

[random venture]

nah

still in 1936

[fallow forge]

Stalemate: the Frozen War

[random venture]

and all countries are same

[random venture]

eyy

thanks

[gilded vessel]

RT56

[random venture]

i think

thats the one of the most popular mods

bro

[gilded vessel]

You think?

[random venture]

then why did u reply with it?

[gilded vessel]

beacuse its a good mod

[random venture]

did you even read the full sentence

[gilded vessel]

yeah

[random venture]

or did u skip the world unheard of

[gilded vessel]

what world?

[random venture]

road to 56 is not unheard of

its very heard of actually

[fallow forge]

germany is cooked

[gilded vessel]

Erm ackthually 🤓

[random venture]

ok?

you didnt read the full sentence ig

[gilded vessel]

i did actually

[wanton whale]

Yes

[random venture]

rt 56 is not unheard of bro

[gilded vessel]

i think you have never heard of one word in the english dictionary

called sarcasm

[random venture]

ok

[sudden grotto]

World ss?👉 👈 🥺

[wanton whale]

Maybe 👉 👈

[north tendon]

anyone wanna do a absurd ammount of players co-op germany later today?

https://youtu.be/NDRU98G6UIg

kinda like this

it looks very scuffed and funny

[sick viper]

truly glorious sweden

[sudden grotto]

Cmoooooon, there are so many rk...i want to see that gray europe

[pearl flume]

WDYM

[mellow jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/kungen-swedish-king-carl-xvi-gustaf-of-sweden-nee-jag-tror-faktiskt-inte-det-i-dont-actually-think-so-gif-16696756

[inland violet]

good norway

[gilded vessel]

did switzerland steal a state?

they can do that

oh yeah

[subtle imp]

who can teach how to play this game?

[gilded vessel]

you dont control the austrian state that switzerland stole

[inland violet]

kill swiss

[flat barn]

crazy world we live in

[pearl flume]

I think they did steal it

[flat barn]

let them be

[pearl flume]

I'm a Democracy

[gilded vessel]

yep

[gilded vessel]

he needs all core austrian states for decision i think

[grim merlin]

what a name

[inland violet]

should have kept adolf mate idk

[gilded vessel]

i agree

[inland violet]

hes the guy to kill the swiss

[north tendon]

anyone wanna mp in like 6 hours

[inland violet]

holy army

"During World War II, the German Army, or the Wehrmacht, had a total of approximately 13.6 million volunteers and conscripts serve in its ranks, though this figure varies"

almost there breh

[gilded vessel]

all adults serve

[inland violet]

they are fist fighting in that pocket

[pearl flume]

Who does the UK think they are 💀

I got like 40000 ships

[fierce mist]

How is road to 56 right now chat

is it still good

i kinda get bored of germany and the other big nations youve played 100 times ngl

[pearl flume]

I capitulated the USSR without taking Moscow 💀

[gilded vessel]

kaiserreich,great war redux,novum vexilium,fuhrerreich,the fire rises,rise of nations,the new order: the last days of europe

[gilded vessel]

so you got a 100% collab goverment and japan took vladivostok?

[pearl flume]

Nope

I just took everything around Moscow

[gilded vessel]

why

[pearl flume]

attrition was so bad they fortified city and I just went around

[gilded vessel]

you can just take the city if its encircled

[inland violet]

japan next

[gilded vessel]

so the japanesse did take vladivostok?

[gilded vessel]

hes democratic

[pearl flume]

They did

[inland violet]

BRO WHAT

crazy

wait ohh nvm

i thought japan was

[gilded vessel]

thats why he cant take 1 austrian core state to do a decision beacuse switzerland stole it

i think the european confederation

[inland violet]

Ukraine is chilling

[gilded vessel]

or something

[lethal ether]

luxembourg:

[inland violet]

its a op path imo

i played it in mp i have like 200 mils in 1940

kinda crazy

[inland violet]

turkey is happy also

[sudden grotto]

German resistance flag?

[serene token]

What is the best Operations you should do for a country?

[frank marsh]

rate this

[ivory hull]

bad

[frank marsh]

this does works btw

[ivory hull]

why use light tanks tho

[frank marsh]

april 1941 already pushing germany

[ivory hull]

they are just worse then mediums

[frank marsh]

i can produce them more

[ivory hull]

as ussr?

[frank marsh]

france

[ivory hull]

still do mediums

[ivory hull]

or even heavies

they are just better

[pearl flume]

Democratic Kingdom of Germany

[frank marsh]

heavy tanks is only for mp

their stats

[ivory hull]

medium tanks will always perform better

[frank marsh]

yea i know

[ivory hull]

light tanks just arent really worth it

[frank marsh]

but i can convert them from the start

[ivory hull]

a waste of ic

[frank marsh]

and do a lot of cheap tanks

[serene token]

Hey, what Agency Operations should I do?

[ivory hull]

wdym?

collabs

ig

[ivory hull]

infiltrate army if you want to know

[inland violet]

55/1

[frank marsh]

wth is your divisions man

[serene token]

Okay

[ivory hull]

ok so why do your divisions not have any strength

[pearl flume]

no manpower

[fierce mist]

You could argue that but at the same time good light tank divs vs ai divs would still crush them

[ivory hull]

then maybe delete some?

[fierce mist]

but medium is the best

[inland violet]

who do they think they are

[spare hollow]

66 soviet divisions encircled as sweden

[ivory hull]

anything will crush vanilla ai

[inland violet]

great

[fierce mist]

Är du svensk eller

[spare hollow]

I don't know what that means

[inland violet]

now just let them cap you

[fierce mist]

I asked if you were swedish in swedish

[spare hollow]

I'm not

[fierce mist]

Yeah

Sweden on topå

[pearl flume]

Done, got rid of like 500 divisions]

[wanton whale]

Never

[spare hollow]

That was 600k manpower btw

[inland violet]

Norge on top lapland dweller

[fierce mist]

Ah hell nah

Jävla norsk jävel

https://tenor.com/view/swedish-mean-girls-regina-gif-11672610

[cursive flint]

are there any pinned designs for tanks to use as germany for blitz?

[inland violet]

swedes are slavs

not nordic

[ivory hull]

just use 36w tanks

[cursive flint]

what is that lol

[ivory hull]

36 combat width, 10 medium tanks, 8 mechanized

[inland violet]

curse at me all you want but your just baltic

[lone sail]

?!?!??!!?

[fierce mist]

No Sweden is nordic

you dumb mf

[lone sail]

SWEDES ARE LITERAL NORTH GERMANS

[inland violet]

DNA not culture QPADM any swede

[gilded vessel]

the british accept all ideologies in their faction

[cursive flint]

how many divs should i be using for poland only? if you know

[fierce mist]

Swedes biggest enemy is norway people then danish

[lone sail]

SWEDES ARE LESS SLAVIC THAN GERMANS

[fierce mist]

https://tenor.com/view/klaus-schwab-wef-world-economic-forum-own-nothing-gif-5122760839113463625

[inland violet]

your ancestors mixed with russian and balts

[ivory hull]

just use however many you have, iirc the max veteran tanks as germany are 9

[inland violet]

your not white

[lone sail]

whiteness is a social structure

[cursive flint]

alright thanks dude

what about infantry

[fierce mist]

Well that isnt something to be proud of

[gilded vessel]

atleast like 1 or 2

[fierce mist]

i dont want to have russian in my blood

[ivory hull]

18w infantry with engineers and support artillery

[serene token]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-truth-nuke-walter-white-true-breaking-bad-truth-nuke-breaking-bad-true-gif-2370094217877194192

[inland violet]

random slavs face ironically tho

[cursive flint]

thanks

[inland violet]

yeah so you should self hate

[cursive flint]

and infantry? i always drop like 60+

[gilded vessel]

per template?

[ivory hull]

i think he meant armies?

[cursive flint]

no on the border i drop like 60 infantry divisions

[ivory hull]

i just put on 1 whole army group and just battleplan them

some cas

and battleplan

[cursive flint]

offensive line?

[ivory hull]

yea

[cursive flint]

alright thanks

can you maybe send me some division templates in dms if you got any

[inland violet]

Danes getting ready to kill swedes

[ivory hull]

lemme load up my game rq

[cursive flint]

alr thanks

[analog ivy]

austria didnt accept anschluss i hate alt hist 🥀

[cursive flint]

play historical lol

[sudden grotto]

Pretty pleeeeeease

[inland violet]

never alt hist

[sudden grotto]

Map mod?

[sudden grotto]

In my current game i got denied both Austria and sudeten lol

( i killed off yugo, czech, Romania and France in 1940 )

[ivory hull]

looks like tno

[fierce mist]

@inland violet I did some more research on swedish population and got dam

about 8,5 million swedish and about 2,2 million imigrants total pop 10,5-11 million (according to chatgpt)

Ouch

Now i start to understand even more shit

[analog ivy]

SAME

[analog ivy]

tno compatibility mod

[serene token]

Do Antarctica next.

[analog ivy]

im using a mod that fixes alt hist and makes the ai less dumb so ig thats why they are denying https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3140102724&searchtext=Non-Historical+Mode+Made+Actually+Playable

[inland violet]

dont worry we will win in the end

[fierce mist]

Sure! Here’s the translation to English:

• Swedes (“completely Swedish”) ≈ 7.7 million (73%)
• Immigrants / people with foreign background ≈ 2.9 million (27%)

At least i live far north of sweden where we chillin

i live in the middle of the forest

[analog ivy]

BTW FOR ANYONE NEW TO THIS GAME PLEASE DO WAR REPARATIONS EVERYTIME YOU PUPPET A COUNTRY YOU GET 75% OF THEIR FACTORIES FOR FREE

If you cant do anschluss just puppet them and take war reperations and resource rights, do this with every other country you want to puppet

as germany you can get 400 factories by 1939

[frank marsh]

gg

ez eu union

[violet raptor]

Which DLC do I need to have to play the latest Japan update or it isn't out yet?

[hollow path]

guys

come mp3