hoi4-general

[urban ivy]

historical

or non hist

[dusty ridge]

hist

[urban ivy]

cause usa should be able to have heavy fighters over your area

the "standard" design would be to replace one extra fuel tank for an armor plate

germany can do 2 armor plates but they have range MIO

iirc ussr doesnt have a range mio

[dusty ridge]

what about this?

in multiplayer

in 1943

[misty fossil]

that design is diabolical

[dusty ridge]

i made this against a player and after 1.5 year he lost all of his aircrafts

[misty fossil]

ussr doesnt have a range mio

really

huh?

[fallen vigil]

THEY HAVE BEEN SPAM ATTACKING ME SINCE FEB 1937 HOW DO THEY STILL HAVE SUPPLIES

[dusty ridge]

yeah

[misty fossil]

0 fuel

not enough equipments

letting them entrench themselves was a bad decision

once you landed you must commit to the attack

Why do you only 124 factories with 30 divisions

are you still on civilian economy

oh its early 38

[misty fossil]

i should try that then

[dusty ridge]

this made the cas 200

[lethal ether]

just get more divisions there?

[dusty ridge]

2000 of them

[west sequoia]

why does road to 56 not have any extra plane design tiers

why cant i design intercontinental bombers and mothership planes >:(

[sudden grotto]

And they Say tact cas arent worthy 🗣️ heretics

[dusty ridge]

bro

cas is the key of winning against germany

[trim pike]

23 org 💀

[dusty ridge]

am super bad in divs temp

[trim pike]

Its ok

Ur not doing bad

[rustic furnace]

Im sure its fine

[dusty ridge]

if there is anything i can edit just tell me

[misty fossil]

Fewer tanks

[urban ivy]

cas is the key of winning the game

[trim pike]

Nah its ok let it be

[dusty ridge]

these are the planes i used against germany

[urban ivy]

T_T

[dusty ridge]

.

2 things:
1/my planes are strong
2/germany's planes are dogshit

or

[tiny blaze]

how to play poland

[dusty ridge]

one of them is the truth

[tiny blaze]

i wanna play poland

[safe wing]

*ai planes are dogshit

[serene token]

Y'all know any good division templates?

[dusty ridge]

its player

[urban ivy]

ai planes are dogshit

[west sequoia]

die

[tiny blaze]

nie

[west sequoia]

get rolled over in 1939

[serene token]

Do 30 minutes in hel challenge.

[urban ivy]

do u have a certain path in mind

[dusty ridge]

his a player

but i will show you his planes

[urban ivy]

do u want to play the strongest path?

do you want to play the "historical" path?

[urban ivy]

aint no way

[west sequoia]

here's how my last poland game went

[urban ivy]

his planes are actually worse than yours

[urban ivy]

give me his discord im gona give him templates to beat yo ass

[dusty ridge]

damn

he play this game since 2016

[flat barn]

stop

let hitler win

[dusty ridge]

and his planes are shit?

[flat barn]

he wants whats best to the polish person he said

he promised them good things

he said he would treat them nicely

and that everyone to the urals he would take care of and give happy lives

[serene token]

He just wanted to give them a glass of juice.

[flat barn]

yes

he was going to be nice to them

[urban ivy]

doesnt mean he knows meta

he sure did at some point

cause i see drop tank

[dusty ridge]

i just asked him and he said its like mass production planes

[flat barn]

Watch as german soldiers peacefully liberate the oppressed poles from themselves after their evil dictator had forced the nation to attack a german radio station

[serene token]

I've watched a lot of Hoi4 videos throughout the years, and I still don't know a lot when I first started.

[urban ivy]

one thing he does know

[flat barn]

@west sequoia

[urban ivy]

he just doesnt know meta designs

cause stuff changed

[cosmic cradle]

No more siege of Budapest

[urban ivy]

that's correct

he who has green air wins the war

[dusty ridge]

my planes is owning the skies

i have 15k and he have 25k

[west sequoia]

sup

[arctic plaza]

rate the encirclement ig

[flat barn]

4/10

[west sequoia]

8/10 quite good

[flat barn]

most troops have lost their value and are half strength and its not too many for the ussr but its still a decent portion of divisions

[dusty ridge]

@urban ivy what about this?

[next wigeon]

36 width!

Thats the meta atm is it not?

[serene token]

I don't think so.

[next wigeon]

35w then

[dusty ridge]

i dont know wha i know is combat width should be more than 36

[urban ivy]

less tanks more mechh

9 tanks 9 mech

or 9 tanks 8 mech 1 armor meme

or 9 tanks 8 mech 2 motorized aa

the width should be 36 not 34

[dusty ridge]

should it be mixed? i mean heavy tanks and heavy destroyers?

[serene token]

Hehe, meme

[urban ivy]

heavy tds for main battle tank

[serene token]

Give me a Beavis and Butthead driving a tank to Moscow meme.

[urban ivy]

normal heavy tank for armor meme

[next wigeon]

Driving in my car, right after a beer!

[serene token]

Driving in my tank, right after taking that one German drug.

[urban ivy]

drunk driving in the past was easier

[urban ivy]

cause cars werent that fast

[serene token]

Drunk Riding.

You're drunk while riding a horse.

[urban ivy]

no

drunk driving

way cooler

[dusty ridge]

is this good?

[next wigeon]

They didn’t have acceleration but were still reasonably ok

[urban ivy]

u need to change the supports

[next wigeon]

Id still take a 1940s car over a Tesla

[urban ivy]

yea definitely

the trucks not going above 30km/h

[proud tapir]

22k losses for the close to 900k-1 mil axis losses to me.

yeaaaah, i dont want to see barbarossa

[serene token]

CyberTruck

[dusty ridge]

remove the super heavy?

artillery

[proud tapir]

i mean i do, but i just dont think they are ready after not being able to push west

[serene token]

I feel like playing Payday 3 now.

[proud tapir]

[flat barn]

hi

[next wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/sfm-soldier-tf2-meme-american-gif-24728385

[proud tapir]

ah, 1 million officaly now

22k to 1 mil casualty ratio

So peak

Like bro, you are NOT the ubermench you think you are. You cant fight the WALL

[proud tapir]

peak

[serene token]

When you can't even say, my name.

[urban ivy]

yea right

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-sfm-supercomputerquest-super-computer-teamfortress2-gif-17566953950604234636

[dusty ridge]

This tank will grind Stalin Line

[serene token]

The Fire Rises be like:

[next wigeon]

Use mph Euro person

[urban ivy]

literally the whole planet uses the metric system cant u be normal

give up the imperial ambitions it's over

[serene token]

NEVER

[next wigeon]

But the Sun never sets on us 😢😢😢

[urban ivy]

yea whatever

[next wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/red-coat-gif-21571148

[urban ivy]

keep measuring stuff in squirrels per cheesecake

[next wigeon]

Acktually its called a Chain and ish 22 yards 🤓☝🏻

[urban ivy]

bullets per school

guns per burger

i dont know what else you use

[dusty ridge]

it should be work if i made this with medium tanks?

[next wigeon]

Im not American yeh

[serene token]

Burgers per CIA Assassination attempt.

[urban ivy]

no because u can't use high velocity 3 cannon

[next wigeon]

All the Commonwealth still uses it

[trim pike]

No

[urban ivy]

no

it's only 3 countries

no?

it's myanmar

[next wigeon]

UK still uses it. We have signs in MPH

[trim pike]

Malaysia what???

Oh

💀

[urban ivy]

like south park's saddam hussein said

"iran iraq what the hell is the difference"

=)))))))))))))))))))))))))))

that;s the colony name

[urban ivy]

blud watched too much tiktok

[next wigeon]

WE MIXED!

[serene token]

I googled the image.

So your argument is invalid.

[next wigeon]

Can we start a petition for the maps to rename Myanmar back to Burma

[urban ivy]

us still calls them burma

[next wigeon]

100% agree

[urban ivy]

the empire is being conquered

[next wigeon]

Rhodesia was literally more advanced than modern day Zimbabwe

[terse ether]

rhodesians

[urban ivy]

💀

so u do agree

[urban ivy]

that the british empire's mission was to civilize

to bring civilization

[rose siren]

60/40 i would say

60 procent agree

[next wigeon]

But the tiny hat club doesn’t want that 👀👀👀

[terse ether]

yeah sure

[rose siren]

https://tenor.com/view/makes-sense-cowboy-hat-gif-22744368

[urban ivy]

what's that

dont ask

never ask

[next wigeon]

I can not say

Mods will ban me

[urban ivy]

i gotcha nvm bro

[next wigeon]

😔

[terse ether]

wow

conspiracy theories in my hoi4 server

[urban ivy]

juice?

[serene token]

Hey, I follow that guy.

[proud tapir]

Schizo posting*
Actual conspiracy theories are more credible

[urban ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/amen-eric-cartman-south-park-s8e4-the-passion-of-the-jew-gif-22284081

[next wigeon]

Tiny hats big noses

[terse ether]

you'll get banned

i'm just saying

[next wigeon]

Ok im done

https://tenor.com/view/1984-movie-projector-gif-19435282

[normal tapir]

ngl doing a naval invasion on britain wasnt as hard as i thought itd be (im not playing as germany though)

[proud tapir]

Bayblade

[next wigeon]

Paradrop is easier isnt it?

[urban ivy]

it isnt hard

all u need is airplanes

[normal tapir]

this is my first time doing it idk

[next wigeon]

Oh nice ☺️

[urban ivy]

tiny hats templates?

[normal tapir]

ignore the fact its 1957 and i nuked london right before doing it but that doesnt matter 🥀

[next wigeon]

STOPPPP YOULL HAVE ALL OUR PAGER PHONES BLOW UP!!!

[proud tapir]

Ngl gng, hyperborea edits are literaly just skibidi toilet for people between the age of 12 and 16

[urban ivy]

that + bots = the internet

[proud tapir]

I mean yeah?

i am

im 16

But im just glad i never had that phase in my life

[urban ivy]

oh shit minors

im out of this conversation

[next wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/out-disappear-bye-vanished-gif-4932063

[terse ether]

is that a

TNO REFERENCE

[modern bison]

yeah its funny

but like

i dont believe in it

[terse ether]

[insert tno copypasta]

[modern bison]

obv

[next wigeon]

But some people believe Yakub was real 🤦🏻‍♂️

[timid kiln]

Can someone plz tell me again why infantry troops can't be transported by plane? I'm sue this has been asked before...

[urban ivy]

holy shit this is my grandpa

[next wigeon]

Bc they aint special forces

U need a paratrooper template

And u need to make sure the little parachute has a little tick on it

[timid kiln]

I have paratroopers, but I'm asking if we've already taken the foreign airfield and want to land troops at the airfield to begin a forward assault..

[fallow grove]

Lol

[timid kiln]

I know how to do it, just asking about transporting non-paratroopers....thanks for the responses!

[terse ether]

you cant

[low holly]

@everyone

[timid kiln]

Thanks...just wanted to know if they explained why we can't

[proud sparrow]

you really think that perm wouldn't be disabled here? lmao

[terse ether]

you dont transport troops, you paradrop them

[timid kiln]

Thanks

[next wigeon]

nice try

point for effort

[rose siren]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-aksuali-veli-vel-nerd-nerd-emoji-gif-11908435316515627035

[urban ivy]

he underestimated your mod powers

strike him with ur hammer

[rose siren]

the legendary ban hammer

[urban ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/embrace-mod-mod-abuse-mod-power-embrace-the-mod-power-gif-418807711978659568

[rose siren]

i was almost cooked

[urban ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-gif-6270882099652994376

[next wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/power-hayden-christensen-star-wars-revenge-of-the-sith-annakin-skywalker-gif-5266504

@proud sparrow :

[urban ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-tf2-tf2-heavy-disappointed-angry-gif-14766632079650971369

[sharp sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-fragrance-agartha-gif-15027791786242762726

[proud sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/ping-why-did-you-ping-me-ahh-gif-16240320629758666782

[rose siren]

[urban ivy]

@proud sparrow
'

[next wigeon]

cause u underestimated his power

my bad

[sharp sierra]

anyone know anything about swiss achievement none shall pass being broken

[next wigeon]

pinged the wrong guy 😭

[proud sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cruelmalibu-chucky-knife-stan-twitte-gif-24408045

[urban ivy]

fake ahh

[rose siren]

growing in you the dark side is, young padawan

[next wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/goodnight-gif-22352156

[proud sparrow]

ok fr tho, let's stop pinging me, I'm working my other job rn I gotta focus

[next wigeon]

alr good luck!

[slim nexus]

GUYS

watch me slowly cooking as poland

check the years of the screen

[sharp sierra]

how long does it take to send an image

[slim nexus]

first

then this

then this

now this

[next wigeon]

what divs u using

[zenith charm]

what did lithuania do to you

[slim nexus]

bad ones

9 inf art ant enginer and reccon

gbp right

[next wigeon]

no planes?

no shite tanks???

[sharp sierra]

replace recon with rangers

[sharp sierra]

first mountaineer doctrine is only 60 points

[slim nexus]

nah

I do not have that dlc

[slim nexus]

do not have em

[sharp sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/diddy-blud-diddy-gif-16820390887287528746

[slim nexus]

do you think I menage to kill hermany before ussr dclare on me?

[sharp sierra]

probably

[urban ivy]

oh no

[serene token]

Nah

[urban ivy]

how did u annex lithuania

[sharp sierra]

maybe lithuania randomly declared

[halcyon current]

why wont my Millennium dawn mod work

[serene token]

I'ma say four words that will scare the average Hoi4 player.

[urban ivy]

why won't u work

is the better question

[serene token]

I love my girlfriend.

[sharp sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-gif-404774522279670130

[rose siren]

'i love my femboy' you mean

[urban ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/run-panic-gotta-blast-oh-no-leave-gif-14877392

[sharp sierra]

his clanker gf

[serene token]

Nah.

[terse ether]

woah

[urban ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/your-language-is-offensive-watch-your-mouth-zach-galifianakis-gif-13885320

[terse ether]

thats racism

[serene token]

Whoops

Uh

Clankers suck.

[terse ether]

WOAH

[sharp sierra]

you bigot

[terse ether]

chill bro

[rose siren]

the girlfriend in question

[terse ether]

we might have some ais on here

[rose siren]

https://tenor.com/view/gorlock-gorlock-waking-up-neon-gif-17285062773623957782

[serene token]

I thought you can curse.

[terse ether]

thatll get offended

[terse ether]

you cant say racial slurs

[urban ivy]

are u shaming transgenders

that's not very nice of you

[serene token]

Nah.

[rose siren]

what transgenders??

[urban ivy]

the one presented in ur gif

[terse ether]

guys take it to #off-topic

or chak will nuke you

[urban ivy]

it's about hoi4

wdym

[terse ether]

hes watching yall prolly

[rose siren]

idk who that is

i just searched big girls in gif

[urban ivy]

I wish to express my commitment to ensuring that all individuals consistently adhere to the boundaries established by the governing rules and regulations.

oh shit @chak is online again

[slim nexus]

there is a focus tree for that

if you continue the dictatorship

[serene token]

Nah, I support Anarchy, especially in Ethiopia.

[slim nexus]

in the APRIL COSTITUTION

[urban ivy]

so u actually did that instead of sanation right

damn

[slim nexus]

I did sanation

[sharp sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/aniphobia-hecu-based-gif-25238325

[urban ivy]

u didnt do sanation right

[slim nexus]

but I just continued with the dictatoship

no I didn't

[urban ivy]

cause u would have had ur field marshal as military theorist, field marshall and country leader

and chief of army

[sharp sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/elon-musk-elon-dance-elon-musk-dance-elon-musk-dance-gif-doge-father-gif-25352951

[next wigeon]

thats the man who done the funni salute

[serene token]

Are we allowed to talk about modded Hoi4 runs on here?

[urban ivy]

roman salute?

[urban ivy]

yes

but not modern politics

or post ww2 politics

or leaders

or anything

[next wigeon]

LITERALLY 1984

[urban ivy]

ikr

we shouldnt discuss politics because @chak will get engry

[next wigeon]

we cannot learn and avoid the same mistakes if we do not discuss them

[serene token]

I'm doing a Texas run in Old World Blues.

[next wigeon]

thats my view anyway

[sharp sierra]

lets check el alamein on wplace

[next wigeon]

check New Dehli on wplace 😭

[sharp sierra]

yea its funny

[next wigeon]

found this in Stalingrad

funni clock man

[serene token]

Alexi lives

https://tenor.com/view/crying-crying-boy-listening-to-music-music-headphones-gif-12065362834235824624

[halcyon current]

what is this

[somber arrow]

This ain’t related but this took a while

[sharp sierra]

wreck location of hms repulse and prince of wales

[serene token]

https://tenor.com/view/bravo-gif-gif-8524601943548603280

[serene token]

Is this the reddit deal they do every year?

[sharp sierra]

its its own website

wplace

[serene token]

Ooh

[next wigeon]

i found my waifu in France

[sharp sierra]

heres musashis wreck but nobody has drawn anything

of substance yet

[sturdy ore]

for you guys who is the actual sucessor of rome

[next wigeon]

Italy

[serene token]

Found the funny German symbol in Berlin after like 2 minutes.

[sturdy ore]

fair

[south ether]

Byzantium after their fall

[gilded vessel]

oh well i just lost half of my army due to diplomatic pressure not working

[next wigeon]

who is attacking the maginot 🙄

[south ether]

But modernly either italy or Russia

[south ether]

TNO burgundy

[sturdy ore]

hellenes are byzantium's heirs not rome descendance

[urban ivy]

wyhat the fu is this

[serene token]

Found the Courier.

[south ether]

Technically they are both

[sturdy ore]

nope

[south ether]

Byzantium's heirs and descendance

[next wigeon]

someone also wasted their time on building a stronghold 🙄

[south ether]

Since Byzantium was the heir of rome

After the western fall

[sturdy ore]

byzantium was not the heir of rome they were literally rome(eastern roman empire)

[next wigeon]

how tf is Russia

[sturdy ore]

greek religion was mainly orthodox orthodoxism started 800 years after rome fell

[serene token]

Man, so much bad stuff on there.

[sturdy ore]

greece is descendant to byzantium

not roe

rome

[south ether]

True

[next wigeon]

the vatican has more legitmacy then Russia

[sturdy ore]

also russia ain't no heir to rome

[south ether]

The byzantine nobles flew in russia after Byzantium's fall

[sturdy ore]

by the time slavs existed romans were long dead

[serene token]

Not if I have a play in it

Lol

[south ether]

Actually by your same logic they weren't dead

[next wigeon]

thats like saying Argentina is the fourth reich since notrious geramn officials fled there

[south ether]

Since Byzantium was still around when moscow was there

[sturdy ore]

russia like greece is heir to byzantium

not rome

[south ether]

No, since moscow inherited the byzantine culture

[south ether]

Nope, since Byzantium is the roman empire itself

Brb

[sturdy ore]

and don't get me started on ottomans or germans they share little to no culture with romans

[next wigeon]

btw why did Napoleon claim to be Romes successor

[sturdy ore]

france actually pretty close to rome

[fallen vigil]

guys how many transport planes do i need to put in an airport per paratrooper?

[terse ether]

everyone did

[flat barn]

the ottoman empire was the last roman successor

[rose siren]

because they were from germanic tribes

[flat barn]

third rome was the ottoman empire

[rigid elk]

Why is al qaeda, the houthis and yemeni gov in a 3 way civil war

[sturdy ore]

get a load of this guy

[flat barn]

the ottoman empire was roman

[terse ether]

you cant discuss that here

[rigid elk]

Bro im playing md

[sturdy ore]

by that logic kazahstan is roman also

[flat barn]

yes?

[terse ether]

still

[fallen vigil]

third rome is the ottoman empire though

[terse ether]

ask in md server

[flat barn]

thats what im saying bro

[granite pawn]

I let a hoi4 game run for like 6 hours and i ended up coming back to this.

[flat barn]

idk why robustus doesnt understand that

[fallen vigil]

whos the third rome then

[sturdy ore]

give me one good reason why ottoman is rome;s sucessor

[flat barn]

idk who else it could be

[flat barn]

constantinople

[rigid elk]

Wait deadass thats historical??

[flat barn]

culturally similar

[fallen vigil]

watch some dumbass say russia

[flat barn]

the flags are both red

[flat barn]

lol

[fallen vigil]

alr thats

[terse ether]

houthis and yemen yes, idk about the other

[sturdy ore]

i'ma start replying to each one of those claims

[fallen vigil]

that kinda doesnt make sense

GUYSS guys how many transport planes do i need to put in an airport per paratrooper?

[flat barn]

50

[rose siren]

nahh never and they never had rome in their control also

[simple plank]

wait thats the purely evil man!!!

[flat barn]

the ottoman empire could just replicate rome by building duplicate but they were so roman so they didnt need to.

[terse ether]

45 transport planes per division in the order with a minimum of 50 transports

[simple plank]

10

[south ether]

Bak

[terse ether]

you can just use 50 if u do 1 division per order

[south ether]

Bakfaa

[rose siren]

bruv

[sturdy ore]

1- constantinople:Constantinople was CONQUERED by the ottomans not inherited from the byzantines 2- culture:culturaly turkey has nothing to do with hellenes and even less with romans they not only don't shar religion politics or even a similar group but they are not even european 3- both flags red:most of the flags at the time were red

[terse ether]

the ottomans fought the romans to establish their country

what are yall talking about

[rigid elk]

How can invade algeria if its desert should i paratroop divisions in cus i already attempted to naval invade they got that shit locked down

[sturdy ore]

fr

[flat barn]

1. constantinople was a true intergrated turkish city
2. turkey is european and very roman
3. turkish flag / ottoman flag looks just like the ottoman flag

[sturdy ore]

it's like saying germany is roman's heir

[flat barn]

it was

[terse ether]

the ottomans litterally destroyed the last of the romans 😭

[flat barn]

the ottoman empire and the holy roman empire was both the heir to rome

[flat barn]

no it was a civil war

they inherited rome

[uncut pollen]

In my city there just some boring flags

[flat barn]

trust

[south ether]

Turkey isn't european nor roman tho

[terse ether]

no it wasnt 😭

[flat barn]

yes it is

[south ether]

Are you fr ragebaiting?

Dude

[terse ether]

i think he is

[south ether]

Turkey geographically speaking is in asia

[rose siren]

the HRE was not holy, not roman and not even an empire (by definition)

[flat barn]

you just say that because you are getting mad and want an excuse to denounce my arguement at the same time

[next wigeon]

my city, London, just has football badges

[south ether]

Culturally and ethnically comes from the steppers of Asia

[uncut pollen]

Rip

[next wigeon]

nah i dont mind

im a Tottenham fan 🤭

[sturdy ore]

1- just because constantinople was intergrated into the ottomans doesn't means it was originally ottomans is like saying mongolia owns beijing just because it was mongolian at some point 2- turks migrated from far east asia through anatolia even the first turkic state started in anatolia not eastern europe 3- it only thing that roman and byzantine flag has in common with the ottoman or turkic flag is the color

[south ether]

Dude that's like saying that Spain is middle eastern just because they inherited many things from the arabs

🥀

[flat barn]

yes

spain is asian and the turkey is european

wake up

[sturdy ore]

germans are a VERY different group from latins the reason romans fell in the first place were of germanic conquest

[south ether]

Yeah ok that's ragebait

🥀

[sturdy ore]

he trolling

[flat barn]

technically speaking

[sturdy ore]

ik that ragebait

[uncut pollen]

Im a dynamo dresden fan

[flat barn]

no it was a civil war

the germanics wanted rome too

[next wigeon]

never heard of them

[sturdy ore]

you dont know the meaning of civil war do you?

[next wigeon]

they Bundesliga 3?

or LIga 3

[south ether]

✌️

[uncut pollen]

Bundesliga 2

[uncut pollen]

And they have won a match against armania bielefeld today

[sturdy ore]

only romans sucessors are greece and italy

[uncut pollen]

That made me happy

[sturdy ore]

i wont hear no other opinions

[flat barn]

turkey

[next wigeon]

we made Man City our dog yesterday

[south ether]

Turkey can't be european by religion, culture despite they had an "westernization" and ethnically speaking

[next wigeon]

at the Ethihad too

[sturdy ore]

stfu

[flat barn]

blue - european
green - asia

[south ether]

Anatolia isn't european blud

[uncut pollen]

Nice i hoped they barked and made sit

[flat barn]

northern africa is secretly asian and they have not been telling you this for a long time

[flat barn]

yes you are right

[next wigeon]

they did

[flat barn]

it is roman

[next wigeon]

ill dm u the highlightd

[south ether]

Ragebait 🥀🥀🥀

[uncut pollen]

Nice

[south ether]

101%

[sturdy ore]

this guy is ragebaiting

[sturdy ore]

let little turk believe his dreams

[flat barn]

you are ?

greek

[sturdy ore]

no

[flat barn]

greek propagandist

[terse ether]

europe isn't defined by religion

[flat barn]

turkiye is more roman than greece

[terse ether]

iberia and sicily were muslim once

does that make them not european

[flat barn]

yes so true

[sturdy ore]

yo he trolling

IT'S RAGEBAIT GNG

[next wigeon]

by force

[flat barn]

iberia and sicily are not roman

[terse ether]

WE FOUND THE TURK

[flat barn]

so

[terse ether]

i know

[flat barn]

they are african

[sturdy ore]

SICILY IS LITERALLY LOCATED IN ITALY

AND ROMANS WERE ITALICSS

[flat barn]

no

[sturdy ore]

DUMBAHH

[flat barn]

ottomania

[terse ether]

you fell for the ragebait

[sturdy ore]

you ragebaiting

[south ether]

I said that because Europe is majorly christian rn, but you're right

My fault gng

[flat barn]

similar flags yes?

[terse ether]

lmao

dude we know you're turk

[sturdy ore]

not even the same shade of color

[flat barn]

coincidence i think not

they are both red

[terse ether]

https://tenor.com/view/turkish-man-gif-14733745593859528159

[south ether]

I can confirm as an Italian

[flat barn]

@median juniper

he called me slur

[terse ether]

https://tenor.com/view/tag-turkish-car-happy-dance-gif-17367602

[flat barn]

ban him please

[terse ether]

@flat barn rn

[south ether]

Real

[terse ether]

bro pinged the least active mod

[flat barn]

hello

[next wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/kurds-kurdish-flag-kurdistan-flags-flag-gif-15384832

[south ether]

🥀

[flat barn]

my friend

[terse ether]

thats not a real slur

[south ether]

Based

[flat barn]

please defeat this greek propagandist

we were having a peaceful talk

[sturdy ore]

i am not eveng greek

[flat barn]

about why the hre and ottomans are roman

and he is being racist

[rose siren]

iberia and sicily are part from europe

[flat barn]

this is very mean

maybe book him a geography class too

[terse ether]

thats what i said vro

[flat barn]

its a spin on bad word

[sturdy ore]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-rage-bait-lol-lmao-gif-3554026694133497645

[proud sparrow]

I'm just gonna say this once, let's change the topic back to the game

[flat barn]

im not

[proud sparrow]

please and thank you

[flat barn]

hey

racial slurs are banned right?

[terse ether]

thats what i'm saying

[flat barn]

please respond

[terse ether]

go to #off-topic for stuff like this

[flat barn]

its clear what hes meaning here

[proud sparrow]

of course they are

stop bypassing the filter.

[flat barn]

haha yes this never even went into play

[urban ivy]

clearly european values

im sorry @proud sparrow

[proud sparrow]

change the subject.

[urban ivy]

i wouldnt want to upset u @proud sparrow

[flat barn]

@proud sparrow

racism

[urban ivy]

ok @proud sparrow i will change the subject

[flat barn]

you know what he meant

[south ether]

Navy is difficult

[flat barn]

punish him

[next wigeon]

bro allow it lmao

[flat barn]

justice will be done

[next wigeon]

ur upset over a word that dont exist

[proud sparrow]

stop posting it.

[flat barn]

and hes upset that the ottomans are roman

[south ether]

Ril

[flat barn]

will you take action over it?

[terse ether]

navy is easy

[rose siren]

dont ping him so much, he is working

[south ether]

Stop ragebaiting

[next wigeon]

Ottomans are mongols

[south ether]

Not as it was meant

[flat barn]

this is debated

[south ether]

No

[flat barn]

ottomans are also the successors to the mongols in a way

[south ether]

This is ragebait

[terse ether]

wrong channel to debate

please stop

[proud sparrow]

if you keep pinging me and make me have to keep coming into chat to remove it, how can i action him?

Get back to HOI as a topic and let me handle the above

[flat barn]

yes i am

[flat barn]

okay thank you but he deleted his racial slur

[next wigeon]

@flat barn lets move this to #off-topic

[terse ether]

enough larping as an angry nationalist turk

[flat barn]

its over now

[serene token]

Hmm

[next wigeon]

ok good

[flat barn]

i could easily pass as a turk

[serene token]

My Ancestors are Irish and Scottish so

[next wigeon]

my ancestors are Anglo Saxons

[serene token]

Oh

[next wigeon]

nah im kidding

Half Irish Half British

[south ether]

Better than fr*nch

[rose siren]

https://tenor.com/view/beer-time-gif-13925797647488075878

[flat barn]

and gr**k

[south ether]

Greeks are based gng

[flat barn]

turks are better

[rose siren]

omg not this again

[terse ether]

what about serbs

[south ether]

Fr

[terse ether]

ikr

[rose siren]

that are just balkan russians

[slim nexus]

What he was dealing with

[rose siren]

so based

[next wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-st-patricks-day-pattys-gif-20780561

[flat barn]

bad

turk better

albanians are better

[next wigeon]

he was a Turk Nationlist

[flat barn]

than serbs

[south ether]

Average nationalist turk

[slim nexus]

Atataturk

?

[south ether]

🥀

[next wigeon]

no @flat barn is

[south ether]

He is

He doesn't even live in turkey

🥀

[next wigeon]

how much u wanna bet he lives in an apartment in Berlin

[south ether]

Yet he is a nationalist

[proud sparrow]

If you wanna talk about nationalities and whatnot, take it to dm's

This is the place to discuss HOI

[next wigeon]

sorry Chak

[south ether]

Apologies

[terse ether]

fun fact: adolf hitler is alive

[next wigeon]

pov: Chak watching this chat to make sure nothing starts again

[rose siren]

i hope that they dont disturb you to much for your work 🙏

[deep relic]

Also john f kennedy

[proud sparrow]

let's not

[terse ether]

i'm not lying

[slim nexus]

Why thay is wrong?

[proud sparrow]

you know why.

[slim nexus]

It is just a popular discord meme

[proud sparrow]

man, you know you can't bring up modern politicians, even as a meme

[terse ether]

oh, i forgot

sorry

[slim nexus]

How much old we can go with em?

Like then one of the 70s are okay?

[proud sparrow]

the person in it is very much not allowed here, for obvious reasons.

[proud sparrow]

anything after the period of the game is disallowed.

[flat barn]

Rome 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷

[next wigeon]

HES STARTING AGAIN

[proud sparrow]

which means anything post 1945-1950 is disallowed

[flat barn]

We need a mod that allows this

[shut gazelle]

how to invade uk early as soviet union

[flat barn]

Third rome for russia but not for the turkiye 😂

[proud sparrow]

how early are we talking?

[slim nexus]

Justify war goal

[shut gazelle]

like 1937-1938

[flat barn]

the game ends in 1947

[shut gazelle]

I know first norway

but after that idk what to do

[flat barn]

@shut gazelle you cannot invade so early

you cant physically do that

[slim nexus]

Manually justify

[flat barn]

if you can find a way to ally the strong turkey then you will win

they are a great ally to have

this does not look like hoi4 and turkey

[shut gazelle]

turkey is like italy ngl

[rose siren]

https://tenor.com/view/dungeong-gif-3654754744145897317

[slim nexus]

https://youtu.be/xOKZ0BmakwE?si=A_l8ioCVFUNqKF0l

[proud sparrow]

yeah, you're going to have to manually justify on them but logistically you're going to have to do a lot that most players aren't capable of doing in the first place unless you can micromanage literally everything perfectly

[flat barn]

yes in the sense that turkey has the
legitimacy that italy does to rome

[sudden grotto]

[bright matrix]

Seller

[rose siren]

nerd

[bright matrix]

Trade

[proud sparrow]

Server is english only, this is the server for HOI, not to make money

[flat barn]

spices

[sudden grotto]

Huh i ma gonna blitz you fr fr

[next wigeon]

politics meme

[slim nexus]

Historically speaking ye because the est roman empir survived a lot more than the west one

[bright matrix]

Oh

Is Hoi4 a strategy game?

[slim nexus]

No

[flat barn]

Yes

[bright matrix]

Or history

[slim nexus]

A fps

[sudden grotto]

Fps shooter

[slim nexus]

Fps game

[rose siren]

ofc you want that, i am not surprised

[flat barn]

Ottoman empire integrated rome and became its inheritor

[rose siren]

its like minecraft

[sudden grotto]

Freaky.

[sudden grotto]

Eww

Delete this heresy

[bright matrix]

Vinicius White

[next wigeon]

its like fortnite

[rose siren]

bruh i dont mean it in that way

bruv

[stray pike]

HOI 4 IS THE BEST GAME EVER, RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bright matrix]

No

[proud sparrow]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/394360/Hearts_of_Iron_IV/

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[stray pike]

GLORY TO THE PARADOX GAME DEVS FOR BLESING US WITH THIS AMAZING GAME

IVE SPENT MY LIFE ON THIS GAME

GLORY TO HOI 4

[next wigeon]

imagine paying full price

[stray pike]

GLORYYYY TO PARADOOOOOOX

[proud sparrow]

I am not sure why someone would join a HOI4 server without knowing what it is

[stray pike]

WHAT!!

[proud sparrow]

we have sales very very often

[stray pike]

did i fr go up in price by 10

[bright matrix]

This?

[next wigeon]

ik that, i brought mine on sale last year

[sudden grotto]

Bud the battery lol

[stray pike]

what the hell bro

why is it 50 now

it was 40 when i bought it

[stray pike]

CHARGE YTO PHONE

[rose siren]

welcome to paradox hahahahaha

[bright matrix]

I have almost 400 hours. This game is addictive.

[stray pike]

hahahhahahhahaaaaaaa

[proud sparrow]

steam changed their regional prices a little bit ago, but also 3 dlc's were integrated into the base game so the price went up a bit

[next wigeon]

rookie numbners

[stray pike]

bro navy will take you 900 to learn

MINIMUM

[next wigeon]

i have 1100hrs

[sudden grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/arstotzka-my-beloved-arstotzka-my-beloved-glory-to-arstotzka-gif-8957388993587194961

[bright matrix]

I already know navy

[stray pike]

which ones

[stray pike]

no

[rose siren]

why do you ask then what game this is

[bright matrix]

I know how the navy uses it

[stray pike]

glory to the federation

[next wigeon]

worst fictional country

[stray pike]

i didint ask

[stray pike]

fr

[bright matrix]

I only make submarines, submarine cruisers and destroyers and convoys

[proud sparrow]

Waking the tiger, together for victory and the other one, I forget the name off the top of my head, but its the 3 dlc's from before Man the Guns

[bright matrix]

I do 20 width divisions

[stray pike]

wait what are the dlcs for? like i mean what countries

[rose siren]

ow bruh it wasnt meant for you but for the other guy

[next wigeon]

best fictional country:

[stray pike]

all good, cuz u @ me thats why i said it, all good tho, ghost is cool

[rose siren]

depends on which dlc you talk about

[stray pike]

britania rules the waves

[bright matrix]

I miss being able to donate territories just like in aoh3

[stray pike]

the ones that were aded to vanilla

[next wigeon]

ALL HAIL BRITANNIA! ALL HAIL EMPEROR LELOUCH

[rose siren]

that was my mistake, sorry

[bright matrix]

I wish I could, like Poland, hand over the Polish corridor

[proud sparrow]

uhh, the pacifics, germany and the dominions/UK iirc

[stray pike]

THE UK??? LIKE THE UHHH, OSWALD MOSLEY STUFF???

[stray pike]

RULE BRITANIA, BRITANIA RULE THE WAVES, BRITAN SHALL NEVER NEVER NEVER BEEEE SLAVES

ip grabber

[rose siren]

we live in a period in which politicians arent very popular

[stray pike]

and belive me

you have

my simpathy

[indigo geode]

hello!

[next wigeon]

Code Geass' map is heavily inspired by 1984

[rose siren]

in this server it is: we live in a server in which politics arent allowed

[stray pike]

@rose siren i was a total oswald mosley fan back in the early stages of my hoi 4 suffering, like in 2023

[stray pike]

and belive me

we want them

like its ironic

a strategy game that turns most hoi 4 player nationalist

doesent allow politics

no issue in that

its just ironic

[rose siren]

i dont know so much about him, only the speech

[stray pike]

he was the leader of the british fascist party and like a writer too

he did other stuff

forgot what tho

[rose siren]

yea i know that first part

[stray pike]

he aparently did yoga

but

thats a theory

A GAME THEORYYYY

[bright matrix]

History

[trail zinc]

Ernst röhm reigns surpreme

[rose siren]

and he also tried politics again around 1960 but that is all i will say because of the rules

[next wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-homelander-meme-sigh-anxiety-attack-gif-26227579

[rose siren]

you cant ping the staff like that

[stray pike]

oh

my bad

i cant find the rules

like the tab thingy

[next wigeon]

ping TommyKay if u want

[rose siren]

it is by the server guide

[stray pike]

hes in this server?

[next wigeon]

duhhhh

[stray pike]

oooh ok

tnx

[proud sparrow]

#server-rules

dont ping people randomly

[opal nymph]

@opal nymph

@opal nymph

What if it was myself

[rose siren]

https://tenor.com/view/luntry-gif-26563186

[stray pike]

mb

sorry bout that

[opal nymph]

Guys, why do I see a hammer shaped shadow behind me

[rose siren]

because its time for the hammer...

[proud sparrow]

Did you ask yourself to ping yourself? If not, guess I gotta ban him...

[rose siren]

the ban hammer

[next wigeon]

hammer and sickle time

[rose siren]

nah not that crap

[next wigeon]

ik im jk

[stray pike]

the brit is turning communist

[next wigeon]

HOW DARE U ASSUME THAT

[stray pike]

we must rally the nationalists (event on uk in hoi 4)

[rose siren]

no he didnt ask him himself

wow what a brain fart

[uncut pollen]

and france

[next wigeon]

I LUV OUR NIGEL

[stray pike]

most normal event when u do 1 focus

pov: france after 1 focus

[uncut pollen]

idk why they do that but it realy anoyes me

[opal nymph]

I asked in my mind

[proud sparrow]

but did your inner monologue say it was ok.....

🔪

[stray pike]

LOL

best mod

[next wigeon]

my hoi4 games often end up like Wolfenstein

[stray pike]

my games end up like the yugoslav civil war

except the croats are muslims, the serbs are catholci and the bosniaks are buddhists

[opal nymph]

It was the one that did all the thinking

[stray pike]

am i allowed to ping tommy?

[next wigeon]

someone should make a Wolfenstein The New Order mod

[stray pike]

or is he also a mod

[proud sparrow]

guess they didnt have permission

[slim nexus]

No

[proud sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-fuzz-shame-gif-26273082

[opal nymph]

wait hol up

[stray pike]

LOL

[stray pike]

say your prayers

youre going to the navy dungeon

youre gonna learn how to use navy

FOR EVER

[opal nymph]

I already know navy for the most part

Don't you see the badge

[stray pike]

damn it

can u teahc me?

[uncut pollen]

ig they are broke and need money

[stark coyote]

Did yall prayed today?

[opal nymph]

Wait, I have a quick set up thing

[uncut pollen]

yep

[next wigeon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/nGbSbAuU88c?si=fJ7caCqo8N4f7MUg

[uncut pollen]

2 times

[opal nymph]

3 ship branches. Capitals, screens, subs

Capitals are your big ships: carriers, battleships, battlecruisers, heavy cruisers.

Screens are your small ships: light cruisers and destroyers.

Subs are submarines and they are there to raid convoys and pick off capitals with no screening protection.

Screens defend capitals and other capitals defend carriers.

Screens are affected by light attack, capitals are affected by heavy attack and aircraft usually. Subs are targeted by screens.

Your capitals are your strongest ships usually and the Carriers should have a lot of deck space for naval bombers/naval CAS. The other capitals should have a lot of heavy attack and anti air. Screens should have a lot of light attack, especially the light cruisers. Destroyers I use prioritize torpedoes (which is how screens attack capitals) and depth charges to sink subs.

You want to group up your surface fleet into 1 task force usually and have the Subs in a separate fleet with many task forces to raid convoys.

Sub spam is best done with Sub 3s using snorkels/tiles and the best torpedoes and engines you have.

[stark coyote]

Well done

[stray pike]

real

[wild sparrow]

Spam.

Mods, ban this guy.

😏

[stray pike]

mods

[uncut pollen]

thanks!

[opal nymph]

Do I look like canned meat

[stray pike]

cut off his fingers

NOW

[stark coyote]

Damn

[stray pike]

yes

but the good kind

[wild sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/a-level-pol-a-level-politics-politics-a-level-sixth-form-gif-22992582

[slim nexus]

Ain't God make me control my own life

[proud sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/probable-spam-puddingtastesbetter-gif-11567557196929881401

[slim nexus]

He gave us free will

Now it's his buisness

[rain blade]

think so

[stark coyote]

Fair enough 😭

If yall didn't prayed

Germany will stomp all the AI in ur next game 🔥

[wild sparrow]

God gave me free will to argue with strangers on the internet.

[slim nexus]

Bring it on

[opal nymph]

Warsaw Trap

[wild sparrow]

Counter argument: USSR.

[stark coyote]

God gave me free will to get into politics subreddits and ragebait

Thank you lord

[slim nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/e-qui-la-situazione-cambia-la-situazione-cambia-qui-la-situazione-cambia-cado-dalle-nubi-checco-zalone-gif-21849623

[stark coyote]

[wild sparrow]

[wild sparrow]

Counter counter counter argument: I don't speak Belgian.

[slim nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/metti-il-braccio-cosi-gif-24895864

[uncut pollen]

yeah and i was away with the curche youth

[stark coyote]

Counter counter counter counter aegument:
I don't speak belgisn neither, but im pretty sure than that is Italian 🗣️🔥

[slim nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/fabio-fazio-esageriamo-che-tempo-che-fa-gif-24877970

[wild sparrow]

99% sure that's like African, mate.

[stark coyote]

Accurate

[opal nymph]

IS THAT A MODERN POLITICIAN?!

D:

[stark coyote]

Oh no

[proud sparrow]

dont make me say it

[slim nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/bisio-crozza-putignani-non-siamo-omosessuali-gif-15192515

[stark coyote]

Legens says Chak can appear

Oh he did

[opal nymph]

Remember about Chak's Razor

[wild sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-dancing-bad-dancing-white-people-gif-8193014

[opal nymph]

Any attempt to change Rule 2 will be scrapped

[slim nexus]

Tofay Chal have a lot of work