hoi4-general

[neat kayak]

when i am allied with AI they are super braindead

[sudden thistle]

sheeps mod makes the AI smart

[neat kayak]

but when i fight them

[rose siren]

that is just deadly

[neat kayak]

CONSTANT REINFORCE AND PIN

[rose siren]

i thought you to😭

[grizzled yarrow]

Now how do i beat the ussr with a much weaker army 🤔

[uncut pollen]

was willst du? hast du demenz oder was? (es tut mir leidwenns falsch rüber kommt)

[flat barn]

me when britain doesnt defend home islands

[rose siren]

...

lol

[uncut pollen]

to the guy

that says weird stuff here

[grizzled yarrow]

First guy i see invading uk as ussr

[rose siren]

you said something about interest in that deleted message i think

[uncut pollen]

i did not

[rose siren]

i understand this lol

[rose siren]

my mistake then sorry

[uncut pollen]

TO THE GUY THAT SAYS WEIRD STUFF IN GERMAN HERE

[neat kayak]

can someone explain this to me

[tiny juniper]

isn't that what px are doing

[neat kayak]

i am too brain dead and frustrated to understand it rn

[sudden grotto]

You become leader of the faction

[tiny juniper]

HOLY SHIT A HOI4 YOUTUBER JUST DIED

[neat kayak]

how does britain has 5M mp

[rose siren]

yea yea i know but i understand it with my little german that i knoa

[flat barn]

soviet w

[sudden grotto]

Whoo?

[rose siren]

??

[flat barn]

Paratroopers

[tiny juniper]

Rae Lil Black

[flat barn]

thats not a hoi4 youtuber

[neat kayak]

i wanna know how britain has more mp than me

[sudden grotto]

The converted?

[neat kayak]

i have 2M in field britain has 1M in the field

HOW

[tiny juniper]

yes

[flat barn]

they dont

2 million is higher than 1 million

[neat kayak]

I am deleting this game

[sudden grotto]

Fake

[flat barn]

britain does not have more mp than you

[neat kayak]

100 divisions of this template still not enough

HOWW

[sudden grotto]

Why you jocking about death lad

[neat kayak]

THIS IS ABSURD

[snow rain]

too big

[stark coyote]

Show me how to say weird stuff on german 🔥🔥🔥

[rose siren]

time for a ban

[stark coyote]

Damn, who?

[snow rain]

50 combat width = only one div enter each combat = you get reinforced memed out of every single one

[sudden grotto]

He Is Just messing

[rose siren]

its cap lad

[sudden grotto]

Around

[stark coyote]

Oh

Bruh

[neat kayak]

i want to take the faction

[uncut pollen]

i better not

[snow rain]

never exceed 36 combat width at the highest

[tiny juniper]

nobody. My friend tricked me and told me the name of a corn star

[stark coyote]

😔😔

[neat kayak]

this is my main template

[stark coyote]

Yall just gaslighting me

[sudden grotto]

Well ex- because She converted and deleted all of her work

[wild sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/beating-mymy-ongezellig-maya-gif-12561838824666866057

[snow rain]

line arty in space marine bruh

[sudden grotto]

Voc.

[tiny juniper]

no, it's still there

[snow rain]

just use a regular medium instead of spaa and you won't need the line arty for stats

[tiny juniper]

Brazz came up when I looked for her

[wild sparrow]

VOC indeed.

[neat kayak]

that's how i play

[rose siren]

a lot of people think that german is a dirty language for speaking it but it is a beautiful language

[neat kayak]

i don't like investing into an airforce

especially when my enemy is germany or the US

[sudden grotto]

Bro VOC Song started lol

[neat kayak]

which outproduce me to dust

[snow rain]

you don't need SPAA for no air build tbh

[uncut pollen]

it is

[stark coyote]

Real

[neat kayak]

better be safe than sorry

[wild sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_xUIDRxdmc

[snow rain]

also, if doing space marines at least use all the support company slots smh

[uncut pollen]

a pretty language

[wild sparrow]

I blame this.

[rose siren]

is your main language german?

[tiny juniper]

inzwhiegehheiz!!!!

[safe wing]

Better be the band Korn

[uncut pollen]

yes

[tiny juniper]

no

[safe wing]

Not the food or the other thing

[tiny juniper]

the other thing

[stark coyote]

Im leaving, im about to start precalculus class 💔💔💔💔💔

NOOOOOOOO

[flat barn]

hi

[uncut pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/heinz-madsen-heinz-madsen-bgt-wgt-gif-15071422

[rose siren]

ohhh nice, i needed to learn it because belgium has 3 main languages

[stark coyote]

ICH ZEIT EUCH ALLE AN 🗣️

Wenn die Soldaten is all Ik to say in german

[sudden grotto]

My honest reaction

[safe wing]

Oh god

[wild sparrow]

-# "Ich frage euch: Wollt ihr den totalen Krieg?!"

[rose siren]

i had french for 8 years and german for 3 years and my german is better because it is way easier to learn

[rose siren]

damn, good luck

[sudden grotto]

Pourquoi tu ne parles pas le Francois ?? 🗣️

[uncut pollen]

IM GONNA TIME YALL🗣️

[flat barn]

Hi friends

[rose siren]

je deteste la française

[uncut pollen]

go get him mods

[sudden grotto]

Pourquoi? C'est un langue Tres formidable

[rose siren]

comment ca va? ca va bien?

[uncut pollen]

im learning french

[rose siren]

isnt it une langue?

[sudden grotto]

Tout va bien, et tu? Ca va?

[uncut pollen]

oui et toi ca va?

[wild sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/loona-loona-helluva-boss-helluva-boss-rude-finger-middle-finger-gif-13818453108905619278

[sudden grotto]

...

[rose siren]

je suis très bien

[rose siren]

idk it was 3 years ago since i had french

[sudden grotto]

J'aime l'onion fruit a l'huile

[rose siren]

i am in uni now and we dont use it here

[sudden grotto]

J'aime l'onion parce le bon

J'aime l'onion fruit a l'huile

[lethal ether]

fr*nch

[sudden grotto]

J'aime l'onion x3

Oh pas camerades

[rose siren]

j'adore svetlana

[sudden grotto]

Oh pas camerades

On pas on pas on pas

[sudden grotto]

[rose siren]

est tu un croissant?

[sudden grotto]

Someone make this lad eat idnian street food

[wild sparrow]

Mooooods! Phineas and Ferb are speaking French in HoI4-general!

https://tenor.com/view/phineas-and-ferb-candace-screams-haha-funny-gif-23224687

[sudden grotto]

Je suis. Un wallmart bag

[rose siren]

nah i hate that

[deft agate]

I just got a "Stalin Assasinated" Event and hes replaced by Gorbachevs grandpa or something

[rose siren]

snitch

[sudden grotto]

Oh souvien tu 🗣️

[deft agate]

Lavrenty Berya

Why are there so many random Russian guys that can rule the USSR

[crimson minnow]

they broke through

[uncut pollen]

idk

[flat barn]

Congratulations! You will now be switched to indian quality hygienics !

[wild sparrow]

Oh, so Paki-

[hybrid solstice]

hai wawas

i have a el problem

[vestal grove]

NAPOLEOOON

[hybrid solstice]

im trying to play with my friend and it says that we have mismatching versions

[narrow wagon]

may be mods

[hybrid solstice]

how do we fix it?

[hybrid solstice]

he has all the mods that i have

[vestal grove]

Generic guy

[wild sparrow]

One too many s** mods.

[narrow wagon]

maybe the playset is not up to date

[vestal grove]

Maybe outdated version on mod

[flat barn]

ive been over-hoi4d

idk who to play anymore

[worthy hinge]

el salvador meta?

[heavy vigil]

Uhhh

The tank isnt the worst thing ever

The division

[worthy hinge]

is peak ik

[heavy vigil]

Why not just copy your inf

Add a tank to it

3/1

Less xp spent too

[worthy hinge]

cause then i can be a grand 1,1km faster

[heavy vigil]

Also why no wheels on the tank

I dont think that speed matters

[worthy hinge]

dont have wheels

[heavy vigil]

You dont have early truck tech?

[worthy hinge]

no

[heavy vigil]

Sad

[worthy hinge]

i dont belive in cars

[heavy vigil]

I will warn you

When going for tank el salvador

Theres a threat to your build

A point which blocks and ruins you

[worthy hinge]

cars

[heavy vigil]

There exists one (1) marsh tile in southern mexico

That is genuinely crucial to pushing them

Ive been down this road 😔

[worthy hinge]

ok

i still have infantry

[neat kayak]

It's incredible how the ai can flood a goddamn tile

[clear dagger]

yeah its only like a 6th of my army xp before barb happens

[brittle gazelle]

you artillery the soviets into submission right

[sudden grotto]

Imma write this down rq

[clear dagger]

im the soviets not the germans

[limber jackal]

so as it turns out the soviet union is a joke to kill and i just declared wayy too late every time and that's why it looked like sheeps mod ussr

amazing

how strong can a single country get in a year??

[clear dagger]

very

they can get even stronger if you wait till 64

[limber jackal]

64?

[clear dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/100-yard-stare-1000-yard-stare-stare-staring-staring-meme-gif-18404030142962634873

[limber jackal]

who declares in 64

[clear dagger]

me when you finally kill every other major power as luxembourg

then watch as the soviet factory count goes from 400 - 500 - 700 - 900 - 1300 - 2400

[limber jackal]

ive never beaten the soviet union

now it finally makes sense

it's all cause i declared too late

cuz rn this is a joke

[clear dagger]

what year do you declare?

[limber jackal]

42-43 💀

[clear dagger]

💀

[limber jackal]

and bro

everyone thought i was insane

or doing smth wrong

or awful at the game

yet it turns out

i declared at the wrong time

meh

it was my fault anyway

that does mean im awful at the game

we ignore that part

[clear dagger]

just do cav only habsburg poland

[limber jackal]

i encircled 30 soviet divs

:D

[clear dagger]

you can get ussr dead by 1940

[limber jackal]

its so satisfying watching them die

[clear dagger]

and germany by 39

[limber jackal]

how??

how the hell can you kill the ussr and germany in about 1 - 2 years

[clear dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/winged-hussars-gif-22445757

[limber jackal]

as POLAND

bro this is an onslaught

i feel bad for the soiets

soviets

do i calm down my offensive cuz i feel bad

[clear dagger]

i got involved cause winter war lmao

i got finland into my faction

ussr crumbled

[limber jackal]

i once did eu as the netherlands and beat germany

bro i love encircling divsv

its so satisfying

to watch them die

BRO ITALY

STOP STEALING MY WAR SCORE

WITH THE FACT IM IN THE GREEK WAR

[clear dagger]

lol

[limber jackal]

im doing literally all the work 😭

[clear dagger]

gonna have italian norway and urkaine

[limber jackal]

i never go for scandanavia

ngl

unless its road to 56

i dont see the point

in delaying my uk attack

or france attack

holy bro i declared 2 months ago 😭

how is this so easy

its like im snatching candy from a child

i havent even had any reason to micro

this is all battleplan

[clear dagger]

then you see the 2 million men coming back from siberia to defend moscow

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-scared-meme-gif-17957807826502066848

[limber jackal]

nah im winning this fr

[brittle gazelle]

usa is on my tail now as germany

[limber jackal]

get canda

canada*

and it'll be easy to kill them

or mexico

[brittle gazelle]

theyre doing the giant awakes

[limber jackal]

actually

both are good

[brittle gazelle]

i dont have UK yet, that I want first

[limber jackal]

get uk

its vital

puppet the canadians btw

so they have troops to fend off the us

oh wait

us is in the allies

which means you cant go into peace deal

well you're cooked unless you pull off a miracle

[neat kayak]

This is the most garbage game i've ever had

the allies land and steal italy while i deal with full power axis

at least only two achv left

[limber jackal]

this is a jjoke

my infantry beat the soviet tanks

how??

[clear dagger]

are their tanks full strength?

[limber jackal]

didnt check

i was just surprised

prolly not tho

[clear dagger]

well my polish cav can also annihilate them

which is weird

considering cav got peter griffined when machine guns came out

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-peter-griffin-dead-death-pose-falling-off-the-stairs-gif-12021772962162421355

[limber jackal]

all hail cas

cas my goat

[fair horizon]

any div when green air

[cunning stratus]

hey fellas if the HOI4 launcher isn't working what can I do to fix it.

[uncut pollen]

Its telling you a massage

[flat barn]

hi...

[limber jackal]

i forgor to save my germany game after beating the russians for the first time 😭

[sudden grotto]

Restart the whole game by forced interruption

[flat barn]

if ur on debug make sure you close the error log

[rose siren]

Damn

[limber jackal]

meh

atleast i won

[flat barn]

or else it still thinks the game is running

[limber jackal]

i killed uk us and ussr

[flat barn]

yay

good job

[limber jackal]

thx!

[flat barn]

what year did u cap them

also

check ur autosave

[heavy shell]

I once played Australia and I helplessly watched as the allies lost to axis in 1960, I did all I could

[sharp sierra]

mustard spotted at kiel harbor

[flat barn]

ok

[flat barn]

damn

1960

[heavy shell]

80 hour game

[sharp sierra]

wilhelmshaven

[flat barn]

looks like a shit hole

[sharp sierra]

heres scapa flow

[sudden grotto]

Why It looks like the Bismarck?

[dusky burrow]

The Germans at the bottom be like:

[sharp sierra]

heres gibraltar

[safe wing]

Wwi

[sharp sierra]

ok this ones funny

hoi4 reference

[flat barn]

one of the only sane places

[sharp sierra]

theres undertale cancer everywhere

and transgender shit

[rose siren]

Love that ship 🤗🤗

[flat barn]

yeah i know

[flat barn]

so much slop

i wish it'd die already

[safe wing]

Bro what? 💀

[sharp sierra]

i want it to keep going

[flat barn]

loads of random lgbtq flags

its associated with everything on the maps

zoom in

[safe wing]

So?

[rose siren]

You like that dont you

[flat barn]

?

what do you mean so

[safe wing]

Its a free for all

[flat barn]

hes just pointing out that theres lots of it

[sharp sierra]

yea like i wish there was actually cool things in their place

[rose siren]

Like?

[flat barn]

yeah its just gay flag and undertale spam

[sharp sierra]

like historic things or cool cultural references

[flat barn]

i like the battle ships

and country flags tho

[flat barn]

the hoi4 monty reference was cool

needed some more stuff in tho

[jovial bough]

Do yall ever wonder if some people know Hitler as the HOI4 guy?

[sharp sierra]

alice in chains 🎵

[safe wing]

IK him as the failure instead of the fuherer

[rose siren]

Only the austrian painter that cant paint

[rose siren]

Also true

[safe wing]

Alice in chains

Nice

[umbral agate]

what does master impasct do

[flat barn]

who do i play

[heavy vigil]

Click top left

Randomize country

No filters based on interesting or not

[vestal grove]

Polane

Poland

[flat barn]

how do i win on historical

[vestal grove]

Ultra historical or just the setting

[uncut pollen]

Well does it choose a country with an uniqe focus tree or every countrd on earth in 1936?

[vestal grove]

Unique focus

[heavy vigil]

Every, but interesting is with tree

[flat barn]

How do i win as poland on historical?

[vestal grove]

Yes but like do you want to do historical poland or just win on historical

[lone sail]

Make Kaiser Wilhelm immortal

[rose siren]

Be good

[lone sail]

He’s the goat

His son is mid

[flat barn]

win

[craggy dove]

am I safe from allies if i declare on italy?

[flat barn]

yes

[flat barn]

How did you do it?

[vestal grove]

I answer in 1 min

Brb

[karmic bolt]

What is this mess bro?!?!?!?

[inner jewel]

I love doing the democratic fascist path

now I just need to wait until the UK lets me start my naval invasion :)

[flat barn]

try paratroopers too

[inner jewel]

I tried

they have troops on every tile though for some reason

idk why

[flat barn]

you'll need lots of ca

cas

and fighters

[signal slate]

фу дорого мне не нравится

[loud shuttle]

wrong channel bud

[rose siren]

Hold a defensive behind the river

[signal slate]

i'm hitler

[rose siren]

And for soviets, i just had luck

[signal slate]

hi

my uncle his dead for play hoi4

[uncut pollen]

Dont forget to get the inner circle

[inner jewel]

I managed to get todt but can’t get the rest bc not fascist

[uncut pollen]

Damn u should have done speer or goebels

[inner jewel]

Yeah I wanted to switch but misclicked

[uncut pollen]

Also by who did you got defeated?

Since france gives me the weimarer repuplic

[buoyant flume]

Hi

[west sequoia]

hi

[safe wing]

Hi

[west sequoia]

whats a good division template for poland

[urban ivy]

why tf would anyone do this 😭

[inner jewel]

France

[urban ivy]

18 mountaineers

[west sequoia]

last time I did 9x inf, 1x spgAA, 1x spgART, i think ill try 8x inf, 2x arty, 1x spgAA

[urban ivy]

literally

18 mountaineer

support engi aa hospital rangers flame tank

[inner jewel]

European union

[urban ivy]

why not do the mittleuropa stuff then

[inner jewel]

Bc this gives me a ton of justifications

[urban ivy]

where u can diplomatically puppet france and annex with 50% compliance

[west sequoia]

can you form the eu

[inner jewel]

I wanted to take out the UK early but that’s not working out :(

[urban ivy]

and basically anybody else in europe

[inner jewel]

Yes

[urban ivy]

u literally only need to spend some pp to turn ppl into puppets

and then simply just annex

and u get 50% compliance

unlike what u re doing rn

[inner jewel]

Yeah but is that fun?

I’m just goofing around

[umbral agate]

if i get rid of himmler for someone else would i keep the agency buffs?

[frosty solstice]

i couldnt get japan to surrender via that nuke thing because i didnt get rid of their ships. The only way i could do that was by bombing their ports since they had 0 ships deployed. Somehow they were making as many ships as i was destroying in their ports

[jovial bough]

Yes, btw get Hess

[umbral agate]

why?

what abt goring for efficeiency

[urban ivy]

u should have let speer do that mutually exclusive focus

[umbral agate]

or hess for funds

more building slots tho

[urban ivy]

hess is very good for the MIOs

and also the building speed

himmler is kinda useless tbf

[umbral agate]

but i get alot of mill speeds

with todt

[urban ivy]

goebbels should have been ur last one to get

cause he s only good for war support and stability while at war

[urban ivy]

u get todt

[jovial bough]

You shouldve went with Goring when Todt finnished his first focus tree

[urban ivy]

when u get the event when he starts that exclusive focus

[zinc rune]

They forgot their radios

[urban ivy]

u choose speer to continue

u only use the industrial concern given by todt

u dont further upgrade it

[jovial bough]

Paradrop

[urban ivy]

you should have done: todt, hess, goering, goebbels
and select SPEER to finish the plan started by todt

u re still allowed to keep the MIO TODT gave u

[umbral agate]

i lost a slot for my spies when i removed himmler

[honest glacier]

isnt the raj supposed to leave the allies when i do the timur path

[flat barn]

hi

[west sequoia]

is grand battleplan still the best doctrine

[flat barn]

no

second

[safe wing]

For tanks yes

For infantry no

[flat barn]

mass assault is the best for infantry

[west sequoia]

who uses infantry

[flat barn]

pick up yur mosin ivan and goooo wahahaha!

[flat barn]

people who like to have a country

[sudden grotto]

Poor lads

[supple raft]

Does anyone know what generals get removed from Italy when you go down Monarchia di Italia?

[rose siren]

Ohhh you still awakr

[stark coyote]

Sleep dawg

[stark coyote]

It's like Purge the Party from Dino Grandi or u don't have idea?

[supple raft]

I'm not entirely sure, specifically the focus power to the king

[stark coyote]

Shit, sorry man, but Im not entirely sure

[safe wing]

hire the monarchist advisor and get 25% monarchy support

you get the monarchist advisor from convene with the council

[deft agate]

I don't think thats an indian buddy

[indigo flume]

Bro has the anime mod

[rose siren]

I am going to sleep now

Gn

[safe wing]

good night

[stark coyote]

Night bro

[sudden thistle]

whats wrong with that

[indigo flume]

Many many things

[worn coral]

guys

is there any way to make germany not go on war with the allies?

[stark coyote]

I don't like it, but I wouldn't judge tbh

For tastes, colors 🔥🔥🔥

I don't think that has an English translation and looks good 💔

[indigo flume]

I judge

[stark coyote]

They are pretty much railroaded to fight allies with almost all the paths

[indigo flume]

Always

[stark coyote]

Don't

That makes u

Now u r not a

[worn coral]

almost all

not all

[stark coyote]

I say almost because democratic im not sure at all, but it's It's almost sure that it does

On the other hand, the commie path will end up fighting allies after a while too

So yes, all of them lead tl war with allies dawg

[wary wigeon]

Hello

[sudden grotto]

Just hitted midnight, obv

[wary wigeon]

I just wanna play a good kaiser redux alt

[clear dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/katyusha-moskau-slav-russian-russia-gif-18061388680465120617

[wary wigeon]

Last stand and things go good

Also katysha song is goated

[clear dagger]

is that a sabaton reference

https://tenor.com/view/sabaton-history-wawa-cat-winged-hussars-gif-1548064404993932937

[wary wigeon]

I don't care the song is good I hear with battle of Wuhan or erika

[quasi pewter]

https://whydonate.com/fundraising/help-me-visit-my-dying-grandfather-in-the-uk

i know we arent allowed to share links in the channel but this is the only way i know how to share something online to people, if anybody can donate or atleast share the post , thank you very much 🙏

[slim nexus]

im gonna call it here

[clear dagger]

sweden is only there because they promised they would rename Minecraft to Mienkrampft

[ivory hull]

get reichskommisariats plus

[worn coral]

wait

i dont see anything too out of the usual

i just see that the soviets are kinda bigger and so is china

[undone vale]

i love vic3

WHAT are these borders 💔 ✌️

[sudden grotto]

Is colored puppets compatible with Ironman?

[lethal ether]

why not just paint your monitor

[sudden grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/forrest-gump-iq-genius-army-gif-20234117

[supple pawn]

that's a little unusual for a hoi4 game

[undone vale]

its victoria 3

[worn coral]

guys

[scenic moon]

What

[worn coral]

how do i reduce fascist support before doing rally the wehrmacht

[scenic moon]

You straight up go for civil war

[worn coral]

yea i know what happens

but i wanna know if its possible to reduce fascist support before

[supple pawn]

wow! that' crazy

[lunar oracle]

are the afghanistan achievements all this bad or do i just not know the method

[lone sail]

I love the ww1 era

[digital ingot]

Could someone

Ping my twice

I wanna get to 1k pings

Just in this server

😭 😭

Regret my like choice s

[fallen vigil]

guys whats the most fun achievement to go for?

[clear dagger]

hello fellow nw player

[stark coyote]

Mughals

[stark coyote]

What's the point tho? You wont get more troops or support

[fallen vigil]

no shot im playing as india in that shit dlc 🤣

worst experience of my LIFE

[stark coyote]

South Africa

(Yes, im leading you to suffering)

Out of jokes, do u have Soviet Union ones?

[fallen vigil]

i probably never played as the soviets

however i bought the dlc

[icy crescent]

Many seem to fail this one.

[stark coyote]

Try Soviets

They are peak

[fallen vigil]

yeah i have that

im talking about some hard but fun ones

[stark coyote]

Austria

[fallen vigil]

how tf do i prevent germany from invading me

[fallen vigil]

genuinely no matter how hard i try

[boreal canopy]

What are you playing?

[fallen vigil]

yeah amma try that

[woven narwhal]

how did i not sink a single pride of the fleet or shot an ace bro

[stark coyote]

That's kinda hard if u don't play Ahistorical and Germany do civil war

[boreal canopy]

You don't want to, I assure you

[stark coyote]

It's tedious and a long run

[fallen vigil]

also beating italy as ethiopia

is suprisingly

easy

[stark coyote]

Yes

Italy AI is so braindeath 💔

[icy crescent]

It's difficult without DLC tho.
Because you start with less troops.

[fallen vigil]

but ethiopia is so bad because idk what to do after that

like genuinely no content

no factories

your practically cooked

[woven narwhal]

form the solomon empire

you get pretty strong

[stark coyote]

Maybe you can try to do Manchukuo

[woven narwhal]

in 1944 cough cough

[stark coyote]

Forming Qing China and beating Japan is peak

[brittle gazelle]

whats the best way to reduce a subjects autonomy

[fallen vigil]

is communist ethiopia fun?

[brittle gazelle]

i need to finally annex austria

[woven narwhal]

land lease

[fallen vigil]

lend lease convoys, trains

[stark coyote]

Building or sending lend lease

[stark coyote]

Bro what's that pfp 😭😭😭😭

I didnt realized until now

[fallen vigil]

guysss is communist ethiopia fun

[stark coyote]

No idea, never tried it before

[brittle gazelle]

building things on them?

[stark coyote]

Yes

[brittle gazelle]

oh hell yeah

[fallen vigil]

amma hunt for danish achievements then

[stark coyote]

Ill keep doing Mughals

[brittle gazelle]

i need to reduce austria by another ~1,500

[stark coyote]

Probably it will end up in a World Conquest 💔

[stark coyote]

Send trains and convoys

[brittle gazelle]

alright

already sent a bunch of shit (like 1,200 worth) earlier to get em down a bit

ill just send them nearly all my convoys

[brittle gazelle]

will i get them back when i annex? :3

[stark coyote]

Yes

[brittle gazelle]

good

now i just need to figure out how to get 300 political power

[buoyant fractal]

is there a way i can get cores on german-speaking land like austria and the sudetenland like with nazi germany? or should i just release them as puppets?

[sudden grotto]

Did you justify on them manually?

[stark coyote]

Use liberated work something garrison law

The communist one

[sudden grotto]

That shit Is OP lol

[stark coyote]

Liberated workers I think is the name

[sudden grotto]

Legit It makes you love communism

[stark coyote]

Fr, it's soooo good

[stark coyote]

🤨🤨

[fair laurel]

Communism is when lots of manpower

[buoyant fractal]

poland (danzing and poznan) by manual, austria by event, czechoslovakia from declaring on me

[west sequoia]

make a faction and invite austria to it, you will get an event allowing you to annex them for free and giving you cores on their land

[buoyant fractal]

what if they are my puppet

[sudden grotto]

You should have cores on Austria if It was by event

[fair laurel]

You can make one with a puppet

[sudden grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/comunisto-dogo-gif-15433861177915232836

[stark coyote]

Commie Ger have to invade

[buoyant fractal]

they refused the ultimatum and it auto declared

[sudden grotto]

F

Austrians are not germans fr fr

[buoyant fractal]

i also have liectenstein for some reason

oh yeah

they were garunteeing austria

silly liectenstien

[fair laurel]

You mean luxembourg?

Or liechtenstein

[sudden grotto]

Lol?

[buoyant fractal]

no

[buoyant fractal]

liechtenstein

[fair laurel]

Are you playing modded? They aren't in the game

[sudden grotto]

Liechtenstein Super Power protects small weak austria

[buoyant fractal]

rt56

[fair laurel]

Ah alright

[sudden grotto]

Obv lol, we dont have Liechtenstein in vanila

[lone sail]

which is worse, this or meyer

[fair laurel]

Some people confuse them yk, had to make sure

[sudden grotto]

Lol

[stark coyote]

Göring Meyer is just top tier humour

[lone sail]

whos goring

its hermann meyer

[stark coyote]

Oh right, messed up

Hermann Meyer

[fair laurel]

Göring is also a hermann

Close enough

[sudden grotto]

Lol

[lone sail]

Its meyer, not goring

[sudden grotto]

His name Is Hermann Goering thats what he was saying

[fair laurel]

I missed the joke then

I feel like a failure

[lone sail]

not anymore

[sudden grotto]

Giraffes are hearthless creatures

[lone sail]

if an enemy bomber could reach the ruhr, then i am not goring, i am meyer

[fair laurel]

Appreciate it

[lone sail]

close enough

[fair laurel]

I understand now

[sudden grotto]

And Bro decided to fail both in that and dunkeque lol

[stark coyote]

Pretty much

[lone sail]

mussolini has a navy version

[stark coyote]

Accurate asf

[buoyant fractal]

who the hell is this

[sudden grotto]

Neutral enemy of fdr

He Was in the election of 1940

[fair laurel]

-5% tension is massive

[sudden grotto]

I think

[stark coyote]

Its the opposition guy for 1940 election if Im not wrong

[stark coyote]

Bro said it before and I didn't see it

[sudden grotto]

I am Always two steps ahead.

[buoyant fractal]

any second now...

[lone sail]

i rarely play nazi germany

[sudden grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/luffy-shanks-shanks-luffy-laugh-shanks-gif-7692033861802898004

[lone sail]

i always bring back the kaiser

[fair laurel]

Yeah stanisław ain't getting anything

[lone sail]

i wish the military dictatorship had wilhelm 2 instead of wilhelm 3 as the national spirit

[fair laurel]

I rarely even play germany

[worn coral]

guys

[fair laurel]

Always minor nations

[worn coral]

how do i win the civil war

[lone sail]

https://tenor.com/view/walajuku-walajukuevans-you-need-to-leave-angry-old-lady-mad-old-lady-gif-22723554

[sudden grotto]

Which one

[supple pawn]

minors are more fun to me too

[worn coral]

german

[supple pawn]

majors are just too easy

I want a challange

[buoyant fractal]

that was quick

[sudden grotto]

Cut off the germans in Bavaria and encircle them, and then its free real estate

[lone sail]

germany is a minor, after the civil war it might as well be

[fair laurel]

The satisfaction of becoming a superpower from a minor nation is so great

[worn coral]

where is bavaria

[supple pawn]

not at all

[lone sail]

(i have a major skill issue)

[supple pawn]

it's just very easy to play as majors

[sudden grotto]

Dude...south germany...?

[fair laurel]

Division wise yes, but you keep all the industry

[supple pawn]

yes and it's much more challanging and fun

[misty fossil]

Hell

[lone sail]

true

[supple pawn]

as germany I can easily take over the world

[worn coral]

ok

[worn coral]

ill open a pit

[sudden grotto]

Tonk

[supple pawn]

there's no challenge

the only nation that's hard for me is france if I limit myself with not building forts

[fair laurel]

I usually play minor minor nations

[stark coyote]

Ok, play Sheep's Mod

[fair laurel]

Mongolia and such

Dominican republic

[buoyant fractal]

yoink

[sudden grotto]

Thats like saying to the gulag but irl

[supple pawn]

playing against ultra optimized AI is too much for me

[woven narwhal]

i play nazi germany on civilian with strenghten axis

[supple pawn]

I have 800 hours not 80000

[sudden grotto]

W pfp

[stark coyote]

Oh

[sudden grotto]

Legit balls of steel

[silent root]

how do I even form mandate of heaven now

[supple pawn]

tough guy

I could never

[woven narwhal]

and loose to poland

[stark coyote]

Maybe more focus tree

[supple pawn]

I always play civilian diffculty america with all allied nations strengthened and axis ones weakened

[silent root]

what else do I need?

[stark coyote]

Your pfp is a tank or a plane?

[supple pawn]

and then I delete all german buildings

[stark coyote]

Not sure

[silent root]

oh wait I can form it

[supple pawn]

tank

[silent root]

Finaly ill get the achievment

[stark coyote]

Taiwan

[stark coyote]

Light tank?

[woven narwhal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/709590570338877491/1020239672322048041/ezgif.com-gif-maker_1.gif?width=546&height=741

[supple pawn]

armored car

did you know armored cars are meta now

[stark coyote]

It seems like it

But not totally sure

[fair laurel]

Noooo my niche unit

[supple pawn]

everyine's using them

I played a multiplayer game with my friends and they were yapping about the armored car amphibious tank meta

[stark coyote]

Bruh

[misty fossil]

I know someone called dakota

[fair laurel]

Are they legit good though?

They have like 1 armor

[sudden grotto]

And no org

[fair laurel]

If they has org like motorised they would be okay i think

Like a poor mechanised

For early game

[supple pawn]

ok sorry it was amtraks and armored cars

[woven narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1371849796662329376/1396584251675115571/togif.gif

[serene inlet]

is communist germany a good focus tree

[stark coyote]

Yes

[safe wing]

Meh

[stark coyote]

Left path

[safe wing]

kaiser is better

[stark coyote]

Right is kinda limited and boring imo

[sudden grotto]

FDJ Will keep playing for the whole game

[serene inlet]

yeah true i wanna do kaiser again

[fair laurel]

Other IFA wartburg songs are fire too

[sudden grotto]

Volkfest in ukraina id fire too

[fair laurel]

Exactly what i was thinking

Great minds think alike

[sudden grotto]

Fr fr

[serene inlet]

can i take britain as communist germany

[sudden grotto]

Im deiste KGB Is good too

[sudden grotto]

Obv

[serene inlet]

i mean like

is there a focus

idk

anything that helps

or am i gonna have to take 10 billion years justifying

[fair laurel]

Lower difficulty helps

[fair laurel]

It ain't even that bad

[sudden grotto]

Dw they Will come to you eventually

[serene inlet]

can i even take france

go around the maginot line

or is take only kaiser and historical

[fair laurel]

Make your own adventure

[sudden grotto]

Dude 💔

[serene inlet]

no but like

i don't wanna have to justify

[sudden grotto]

You get war goals dawg

[fair laurel]

By the time you get the focuses you would justify two or three times

[sudden grotto]

Its obv

Check the focuses

[supple pawn]

There's no hidden focuses

[fair laurel]

I hate how germany gets all the new stuff and 35 day focuses while the old relics are 70 days long, it can't be that hard to change focus lengths

[serene inlet]

only against austria and italy i reckon

[supple pawn]

Turkey

Australia

[fair laurel]

Portugal

France

[sudden grotto]

Dawg Who plays them? 💔

[sudden grotto]

No?

[buoyant fractal]

all bc of luxembourg
i think we got this in the bag

[sudden grotto]

You get massive war goals in the hegemony one

[fair laurel]

How do you have two polands

[supple pawn]

guys remember to put fuel drums on your heavy tanks

[buoyant fractal]

one is soviet controlled and the other is controlled by me

soviet one is basically belarus but we dont talk abt it

[fair laurel]

Interesting

[buoyant fractal]

i might as well annex my poland since they arent contributing to anything

[lone sail]

cool leader vs cool flag and cool name

[limpid field]

Cool leader+a new cool formable vs cool flag and cool name

[lone sail]

i usually do kaiser for kleindeutschland and dictatorship for grosdeutschland

[fair laurel]

Tough choice

When playing other nations i usually go for the cooler leader, rest works out itself

[lost hemlock]

i love hoi 4 sometimes

[fair laurel]

Watch out for jerusalem

Tough opponent

[lost hemlock]

the funniest part is that i got dragged in becuase i invaded columbia

when they were neutral

and as we all know the ai is magic

[fair laurel]

That's what you get

I hate stuff like that too

[lost hemlock]

so it joined the allies a couple days after i declared war

[fair laurel]

Like saudi arabia joining japan because yemen invaded them

[lost hemlock]

also according to this game theres two second world wars going on rn

[fair laurel]

So two victory days?

[lone sail]

THATS WHY HES THE GOAT, THE GOAT

https://tenor.com/view/thats-why-hes-the-goat-the-goat-bigfellerjake-skippe-space-i-think-gif-26908844

[deft agate]

New type of acoustic unlocked

[worn coral]

i completely destroyed the german reich

then i killed hitler

is there a way to convert germany to democracy?

[deft agate]

Orders with no units assigned buddy

Get to it

[lost hemlock]

its fine i have the superior american technology

[sudden grotto]

Isnt that a german?

[deft agate]

Reichskommesariat

[sudden grotto]

Ohhhhh, you choose the german officer ig

[deft agate]

I ran out of ideas

[deft agate]

No im playing Norway

You become Reichskommesariat if you Get rid of Vidkun Quisling

[sudden grotto]

So you get puppeted at your own Will lol

[deft agate]

I got to Invade Denmark

Im doing my part ahh

[worn coral]

wait

what the hell

i dont have any civilian factories

[fallen vigil]

guys wheres the communist danish path i cant find it 😭

[sudden grotto]

what is europe cooking? 💔

[deft agate]

What's Austria in

[sudden grotto]

Allies

[deft agate]

Thats too Gay Pink

[sudden grotto]

They are democratic with fascist Uk lol

[deft agate]

Not ally pink

[sudden grotto]

Huhh??😭 🙏

[deft agate]

did i just see a angry German

[stable trench]

yeah not much to check off ngl

[sudden grotto]

It must be your mind

[deft agate]

I guess its because im hitler top guy

[ebon wolf]

if I get comminism influence, how do i stop it?

[deft agate]

Hoi4 trying to get me to learn how to read

[sudden grotto]

Summon finnish people

[stark coyote]

Ban communism

[stable trench]

true

[stark coyote]

Or Anti communist raids

[deft agate]

Best Decision

[stark coyote]

Dayum

[sudden grotto]

Lol

[stark coyote]

Too late to ban

[ebon wolf]

I banned before influence

[stark coyote]

Just get the support, eventually it will fall

[ebon wolf]

wdym

[stark coyote]

At that point you cant prevent it

[fair laurel]

If there is a lot of commie support it grows slower i think

[stark coyote]

Since it gives 0.10 but u only take down like 0.5 or something like that

[ebon wolf]

well it doesnt matter anymore, Stalin started ocupying me

[fair laurel]

The thing is, they start the revolution to try and improve unstable and weakened countries

So the instability backfires

Even if there is a new government most of the issues remain

But this is hoi4 not political discussion

Though the line between them is very thin

[sudden grotto]

no goth can compare to hungarian thiccness.

[spring hedge]

top ragebait images

[ebon wolf]

What do you like about the communism?

[spring hedge]

red is good color

[sudden grotto]

Dont make It political man

[fair laurel]

The manpower, since we are talking about hoi4

Right?

This is the hoi4 channel after all

[sudden grotto]

i am cooked fr fr

[lone sail]

what is falkenhausens mission

[fair laurel]

China

He helps china

If you recall him they lose access to him as a general

[spring hedge]

italian civil war is always ruining my life bruh

im trying to form austria hungary

i took yugo alr, italy about to cap

BAM

civil war!!

yugo comes back, taking the territory i occupied

somehow italy forced me into a war with the allies

literally why

this has happened to me like 3 times

[faint yew]

@subtle adder

[spring hedge]

they always have a civil war that balkanizes the country and brings me into 30 new wars somehow

[lone sail]

how to recall him

[fair laurel]

Not sure

I never play germany

I assume when you fight china or your ally does

[sudden grotto]

Damn, giving away territory for your service must be the peak of flex

[fair laurel]

Something with war

[fair laurel]

One man worth as much as a whole city

[sudden grotto]

1 german Is worth 1M chinese lol

And a port city

[fair laurel]

Germany is worth everything atp

I'm seeing ghosts

[edgy elm]

guys sumthing went wrong ith my historical game in iron man mode

why did the communist change shade of red

and why are they at war with me

(im playing nationalist spain)

[fair laurel]

There is an anarchist uprising i think

[ebon wolf]

Idk, ask Stalin

[edgy elm]

i think stalin is dead

[fair laurel]

Nationalists, anarchist, and republic

[edgy elm]

the anarchist turn red

[fair laurel]

They were always red, right? And democrats yellow

[edgy elm]

i guess igotta join the germans

[ebon wolf]

thats good

[edgy elm]

no i mean like they went communist

full commune of spain

and the carlist happened

i beat them with 10 divisions

[sudden grotto]

Its all in your head dw

[fair laurel]

I see germans in the chat

Is it because i'm polish?

[sudden grotto]

Lol

Ig so

[stark coyote]

@sudden grotto , Bukharin or Zinoviev?

[lone sail]

are the poles going to get sandwitched?

[stark coyote]

LIKE IN REAL LIFE 🔥🔥

[lone sail]

they said yes

should i

[stark coyote]

Yes 🔥🔥

[lone sail]

but that would ruin border

[sudden grotto]

Bukharin

Zinoviev looks like that alcholic unc we all have

And says the most schizo ideas you ever heard

[stark coyote]

That is the photo of him during the purges

I don't understand why Paradox used that one for the portrait

[sudden grotto]

Ig because it was a 1936 photo

Do ypu like this One Better lol?

[stark coyote]

😭😭😭 Get a normal one dawg 😭

[sudden grotto]

Dude they all look bad its not fault lol

I aint the pbotographer

[stark coyote]

Kinda real

[fallen vigil]

guys someone help i was playing as ethiopia and suddenly italy got a civil war and i cant attack the light green

[stark coyote]

Most of his nore recents pics are ugly asf

This is him younger

[sudden grotto]

This One better

[stark coyote]

Restart, there's nothing to do at that point

[stark coyote]

Damn, it doesn't even look like him

[stark coyote]

What type of army our GOAT Bukharin will do for my glorious USSR?

[sudden grotto]

Full tanks.

I want to see SPAA all over russia

Milk trucks

[stark coyote]

Got it

[sudden grotto]

I want them to rule lol

[stark coyote]

[dusk heart]

gng im playing kr and i just saved the ottomans from death with my two volunteer bulgrian divions

[stark coyote]

MW or GBP L?

[sudden grotto]

Damn zinoviev dies with no son?

[stark coyote]

Dont know

[sudden grotto]

Tanks so ig mw?

[stark coyote]

Alr

[stark coyote]

Why? U r Bulgaria, destroy them 🔥

[sudden grotto]

Damn Imagine being trotsky, legit all your 4 sons die and mostly die due to stalin

[dire hornet]

bro picked the worst time to switch sides

[dusk heart]

gotta get allies somehow

[sudden grotto]

Dayum 💀 molotov almost lived 100 years

Bro lived the whole ussr from begin to fall

[stark coyote]

Bukharin or Rykov?

[sudden grotto]

Molotov

[stark coyote]

Well

Yes

[sudden grotto]

The diplomat