An ongoing story

[chrome kiln]

dam that took a turn

a dark one

[fallow chasm]

(You said common sense!!! (Remember the Common Sense Police...) )

[midnight siren]

(Oml)

[fallow chasm]

(IKR)

(And the fact he used parenthesis meaning it's not in-universe of the story......)

(But rl......)

[ivory bobcat]

(Yep, you got the little detail)

[midnight siren]

(New head-cannon ig)

[fallow chasm]

(Um)

(WHAT)

[chrome kiln]

(implying he owns a meme rifle to kill pandas)

[fallow chasm]

(And stairs cannon...)

[chrome kiln]

is m

[midnight siren]

Is m

[chrome kiln]

lol

[fallow chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-obi-wan-kenobi-shocked-what-shock-gif-18841460

[chrome kiln]

(imma change my server user, bc it gets confusing, telling you guys so you dont get confused)

[midnight siren]

(Alr)

[compact ridge]

What is happening😭😭😭

[fallow chasm]

(Wdym)

(We will continue from here, right????)

[midnight siren]

Yes

After the uh…

Political

Incident

All of a sudden her palisman (who is a bird. And her name is Flapjack- I MEAN [looks around for random item in house] Quill…) suddenly disappears

Quill and Feather

That’s a cute combo

[ivory bobcat]

(Bro, this is the 3rd time you've cried out of confusion, do you need help?)

[compact ridge]

Yes

The lore is broken

[midnight siren]

That’s not new information

[ivory bobcat]

That's also part of the lore

[chrome kiln]

mostly because some people are getting sidetracked

and bc of THE STAIRS

https://tenor.com/view/stairs-po-panda-kung-fu-panda-gif-14173389

[ivory bobcat]

That's also an integral part of the lore

[spiral cave]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-gif-25265377

"these fools don't even know they're at war with Pakistan"

[midnight siren]

It was an accident guys 😭

Please don’t make it a dank meme

[ivory bobcat]

It's all connected!

Max0r knew about it all along!

[spiral cave]

https://tenor.com/view/max0r-gif-21223036

[fallow chasm]

Lorebius is hungry for lore

[compact ridge]

I’m hungry for sense

[fallow chasm]

You won't find much over here...

[midnight siren]

I suggest you leave because everyone here has lost their final brain cells.

[compact ridge]

@fallow chasm write me an official synopsis

[fallow chasm]

I can do that
Hold on

[midnight siren]

You’re actually making him write a plot synopsis-

Oh my goodness

[fallow chasm]

Yep

[fallow chasm]

I've gotchu, buddy

No, but now seriously I will in the future make an organized one...

[compact ridge]

I’ll work on it sometime too

[chrome kiln]

cant you collaborate in google docs?

[midnight siren]

Yeah you can

[stray glacier]

(Im away for one day and the whole reality collapses….. and it wasn’t even my fault this time)

[ivory bobcat]

Not really, I still have the same ammount I had before starting

Insanity is fun

[stray glacier]

Lost them long time ago bud and I’m still here

Well this isn’t completely true

If got this friend group and we kinda share one brain cell it seems like

[fallow chasm]

Yeah, 'cause you can't have an amount of something be lower than zero...

[ivory bobcat]

Nope, it's actually cause my braincells are over positive infinity, making them impossible to diminish

[fallow chasm]

YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY DUMBNESS

I have learned this power that can lower the intelligence of people around me

[ivory bobcat]

Alas, I am immune to your power... Perchance

[unkempt lantern]

Damn this story still going

[fallow chasm]

Yep

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-captain-rex-cant-stop-now-cannot-stop-now-cant-stop-gif-21916997

[compact ridge]

(sigh)

I’m gonna right down the story so far

For the lore

[compact ridge]

Ok I’ve written 5 chapters of the story

I started at the beginning of the chat and made it to May 3

It got really confusing so I took a break

WAIT IVE BEEN DOING THAT FOR AN HOUR?!

WHEN I COULDVE BEEN MORBING?!

[ivory bobcat]

You could have been earning money

[chrome kiln]

Oh my

I mean well, that about 10 days

Progress!

[compact ridge]

Nah it’s like a month and a half

[compact ridge]

Now I’m up to May 20

Sometime I’ll send some screenshots of the different chapters

It will be very epic

[fallow chasm]

(Continue from here)

[meager mortar]

(What’s a palisman?)

[stray glacier]

But then quill’s half brother named bill comes and kills quill with a bamboo stick

[fallow chasm]

(It's basically the stuff that is craved to make to a magic staff. It's from The Owl House)

(And the staff is alive)

[fallow chasm]

(Oh, and, and the living form of the palisman is an animal/creature, in Feathers' case, a bird)

[fallow chasm]

(I'm confused, didn't Quill already die? #1088496432870338670 is confusing though)

[meager mortar]

(Ok thanks)

[stray glacier]

Well it’s time then to reveal my plan

I have been trapped here for so long

I have learned to read through your () protection

And now I will unleash my hatred

I, the head of the tva, anti-stair kung fu panda and ruler of the world, declare me the boss of this thread

You can’t cooperate since I can see your plans and will know what will happen

Im not inevitable

Im invincible

[compact ridge]

Chapter 1 of the Ongoing Story lore drops on Friday on #1115404021772075109

[midnight siren]

Yaaayyy

[midnight siren]

NO

😭

IM NOT READY

FLAP 😭

[umbral ermine]

And then grogu comes and steels the KRAGLE

[midnight siren]

Give him a special role

He is the Lore Keeper

[fallow chasm]

YES

YEAH

[chrome kiln]

im making a movie poster for the story rn

[chrome kiln]

done

[stray glacier]

Hahaha

[chrome kiln]

ye

[fallow chasm]

wow
I love it
XD

[umbral ermine]

Good job

XD

[compact ridge]

Chapter 1 of Ongoing Story Lore drops on #1115404021772075109 at 12:15

PST

So in 12 minutes

[meager mortar]

Also MEE6 made some posters

#🤖bot-fun message

[meager mortar]

(Cyberpunk style)

[midnight siren]

Oh my god 😭

[meager mortar]

#🤖bot-fun message

[fallow chasm]

(WHY IS FEATHER PAKISTAN)

[chrome kiln]

because of the incident

[midnight siren]

I didn’t mean to 😔

[fallow chasm]

IT WAS AUTO-CORRECT

IT IS THE MASTERMIND BEHIND EVERYTHING

[midnight siren]

Indeed

[chrome kiln]

haha

[chrome kiln]

and these ones too

[fallow chasm]

Bro where's the persons' head

AI SMH

[ivory bobcat]

As previously stated, we have dismissed this claim

[fallow chasm]

Nice try buddy

Not this time

(The story needs to make sense to some extent)

[ivory bobcat]

AND I, THE ANCIENT ONE, AGREE AND WITHDRAW MY POWER FOR THE TIME BEING

[fallow chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/cut-takayuki-yamada-toru-muranishi-the-naked-director-thats-it-gif-16549106

He literally said you can't cooperate

[ivory bobcat]

WELL MORTAL, DO YOU WANT THE STORY TO CONTINUE OR NOT?

IF YES, UNDERSTAND THAT I WILL NOT INTERFERE

[fallow chasm]

.

[ivory bobcat]

YES, THE REASON I WILL NOT INTERFERE... NOW CONTINUE THE STORY...

[fallow chasm]

Okay than

[midnight siren]

Are you feeling alright?

just with the capital letters and bold letters-

[ivory bobcat]

YES, I SHALL GO BACK TO MY LAIR NOW...

Ahem, so I'm back

[midnight siren]

Welcome back

[stray glacier]

(To me it does)

[stray glacier]

for the sake of this timeline and the next I will do the same too

[fallow chasm]

BRRRRR

[midnight siren]

RAHHHH

[ivory bobcat]

(same)

[meager mortar]

(How do you do the bold text?)

[midnight siren]

** around the words

But without spaces

And on both sides

[meager mortar]

like this?

[fallow chasm]

Yes

[fallow chasm]

If you want these ones than put # in the beginning of the text

[meager mortar]

this?

Ah

Thanks

[chrome kiln]

you can also do ** at the beginning and end

[midnight siren]

yep

[compact ridge]

#what?#

Cy what’re you talking about

[meager mortar]

this

[compact ridge]

this

Ohhhh

I didn’t have a space

[stray glacier]

this

[stray glacier]

(Where did we end of before we started discussing # this)

[fallow chasm]

(Continue from here)

[strange crescent]

Then a new country named Hogwarts appeared out of nowhere and in Hogwarts there was a dictator with a massive army that wanted to rule the entire multiverse

[stray glacier]

Is this man maybe called “kang the conquerer”?

[fallow chasm]

(@Ongoing Story Tellers
#1115404021772075109 )

(In case you haven't seen #1115404021772075109 yet)

[chrome kiln]

or his name is ______

and he is a real person

[fallow chasm]

Only known as the Shadow

(Oh, and please parenthesis when your message isn't an addition-part of the story...)

[chrome kiln]

(if you think feathers mistake was bad, gif duck brought WWII into this)

[fallow chasm]

(How is it WWII???)

[chrome kiln]

("a dictator with a massive army")

(idk sounds familiar)

[fallow chasm]

(Bro, did you ever watch any not-documentary movie/series?)

[chrome kiln]

(That's a thing, like a sitcom between the countries where they have a good time!??!)

[fallow chasm]

(The last part of the story ^^^)

[fallow chasm]

(What? Wdym?)

[chrome kiln]

(what would a non documentary be like?)

[fallow chasm]

(A film that isn't a documentary... SMH A film that doesn't have the features of a documentary.... SMH)

(A film that is directed...)

[chrome kiln]

Oohh like a reansctment

[fallow chasm]

(How on earth does one seriously ask what a non-documentary film is?)

[chrome kiln]

(idk)

( i know what one is just never use the term non-documentary in my daily life)

[fallow chasm]

(Oh)

(Well, that's a useable term)

[fallow chasm]

^^^^^^

[fallow chasm]

The Shadow and his forces has been banished, powerless, at the hands of an enigmatic entity, the Dreamweaver, but no more, soon, the Shadow shall rise again .

[meager mortar]

But so will the…

[midnight siren]

Peak storytelling))

[fallow chasm]

(Epic parenthesis fail)

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fall-ground-drop-oof-oop-die-play-dead-gif-18928206

(LOL)

[fallow chasm]

Palisman

[midnight siren]

It was intentional))

would you prefer me doing this?//

[ivory bobcat]

The time has come

An Ongoing Story XV: We Forgot the Rest

After Nonsene Productions Inc. bought the Ongoing Story franchise for 72 morbillion buckaroos, a new movie was made, set 35 thousand years after the events of the previous ongoing story.

The story begins with the great great great great x10^45 great grandchild of the protagonist Mike, who has arrived at his new job in an underground facility

He enters the tram to go to his office

"Good morning and welcome to the Black Mesa Transit System. This automated train is provided for the security and convenience of employees of the Black Mesa Research Facility personnel. Please feel free to move about the train or simply sit back and enjoy the ride."

[fallow chasm]

We are in the middle of the story

You can't cut a story off in the beginning/middle

[ivory bobcat]

Yes, I'm making a side story as the original is released

This is a parody

"After CYclop and Captain Lego spoke, the story resumed it's course from the awkward commercial break"

[fallow chasm]

Oh.. OK..

[stray glacier]

and then the train drives into a cheese hole and everyone dies because they didnt have money to continue the story

[ivory bobcat]

The camera zooms out, and shows the main character of the real movie watching this really crappy parody

[chrome kiln]

did you just tie in half life without expecting anyone to notice?!

[meager mortar]

(And Portal/Aperture, since they’re both in the same universe)

[chrome kiln]

(yeah but he said black mesa, meaning it would be unlikely that it combines aperture, considering that the companies are rivals)

[midnight siren]

The real character is furious because this parody exists

Out of rage they throw a bowl of noodles at the tv screen

[serene sail]

The tv furrows his brow, and stands up to angrilly charge over to The Real Character.

[midnight siren]

@fallow chasm I was not lying when I said that she’s a peak storyteller))

[serene sail]

so nice

[midnight siren]

The real character stood there like 🧍

[serene sail]

The tv starts growing angrier by the second it draws nearer and nearer. It shouts with the rage of a bull, "Where's MY MONEY!?"

[midnight siren]

“Why do you want money 😭. You always glitch out when I need you the most T-T” the real character cries

[serene sail]

The tv stops in front of the main character and huffs. The spot in the middle of his screen, where there was a presumed dent, was actually a nose ring. The tv sighs and whimers, "I'm sorry... I'm having a really dark phase right now..."

[midnight siren]

(The TV’s having a goth phase fr fr)

[serene sail]

(sympathy to the emo tv 😔 )

[midnight siren]

The real character stood there, and felt a twinge of sympathy but they scoffed and said “SIKE” before throwing another bowl of noodles at the TV and running upstairs

[ivory bobcat]

(I definitely expected someone to notice, props for getting the reference)

[ivory bobcat]

But suddenly, while he's walking up the stairs, he slips and falls down the stairs

Yelling: "NOT AGAIN!!!!"

[meager mortar]

And then Kermit in a full suit of armor (minus the helmet) catches him and puts him back on his feet

[ivory bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-frog-scream-scared-yell-gif-4656338

[midnight siren]

(NOT YOU TOO-)

[fallow chasm]

(YES HIM TOO-)

[fallow chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/the-apprentice-anakin-palpatine-gif-14403785

https://tenor.com/view/emperor-star-wars-good-goooooood-evil-gif-12447951

[chrome kiln]

(now that half-life is cannon,) kermit is wearing gordon's suit

[midnight siren]

(YOU’VE POSIONED HIM WITH YOUR THE STAIR FALLING
DISEASE)

[stray glacier]

And gives him a charm of protecc

That can summon baby Yoda to protecc him against stairs

[fallow chasm]

(Only, from a certain point of view)

[meager mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/848727046086983680/1118177723286814860/image.png

[midnight siren]

WAAIT WHA-))

[fallow chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/brooklyn-nine-nine-terry-jeffords-why-b99-brooklyn99-gif-21715381

(I regret making this!!!!)

(I never should've made ongoing story)

(People here are crazy)

https://tenor.com/view/the-owl-house-hooty-i-will-be-haunted-by-my-actions-forever-hoot-hoot-gif-25304735

[midnight siren]

You will

hoot hoot

[fallow chasm]

Hoot hoot

[stray glacier]

But she gets destroyed by the FBI for being an unidentified space station

[ivory bobcat]

Then NASA reclassifies her as a gas giant

[midnight siren]

Oh my))

[fallow chasm]

(Bro what)

https://tenor.com/view/brooklyn-nine-nine-jake-peralta-tell-me-why-tell-me-why-gif-20063752

[midnight siren]

AINT NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHEE

[fallow chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/brooklyn-nine-nine-jake-peralta-tell-me-why-tell-me-why-gif-20063752

Ain't nothin' but a mistake

cough sorry

cough cough

[stray glacier]

They decide they can’t destroy it so they let lebron James dunk it into a black hole

[fallow chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-star-wars-ewan-mc-gregor-prequel-oh-not-good-gif-17288988

[stray glacier]

And so it started spitting everything out because that’s how white holes work

(White holes exist…. In theory)

[serene sail]

It then started spitting up basketballs, and a basketball match between atoms began.

[meager mortar]

And Lebron James won it

[chrome kiln]

micheal jackson lore

[ivory bobcat]

Ayo hold up

[stray glacier]

then he turned the white hole back into a black hole to contain your mom and jumps into the black hole to keep your mom from escaping

[ivory bobcat]

He's jumping in the black hole now? The heck?

[calm needle]

He and your mom then have a brutal battle and they destroy the back hole in the process

[fallow chasm]

(Bro what 😭💀😭💀)

[chrome kiln]

(was the back hole part intentional?!?

[ivory bobcat]

(I assume the battle takes place in Uranus)

[calm needle]

Well they fight while they are in the black hole and then they destroy it because as they fight their punches create a reversal of the anti-matter particles which then destroys the black hole

[calm needle]

yes

[stray glacier]

This causes the basketballs, your mom and lebron James to get launched through the hoops of Saturnus into the sun

[fallow chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/brooklyn-nine-nine-terry-jeffords-why-b99-brooklyn99-gif-21715381

[chrome kiln]

a slam dunk is called, and your mom and lebron wonder,"who said that?"

it turns out it was the watcher the whole time

[stray glacier]

They can’t wonder cuz they dead

[chrome kiln]

um, not in this reality

[stray glacier]

Nooooo what have you done!!!!!!!!

Bzbzbb Biep biep

This is the head of tva and I’m here to take down this timeline…… again

[stray glacier]

(Start from here)

[ivory bobcat]

NO

YOU AGREED TO NOT INTERFERE

[stray glacier]

That’s not me that’s the TVA he is controlling me ** bbbzbzb** you can’t stop me

I am the head of the TVA and I will safeguard this timeline

[midnight siren]

Why do I seriously doubt that//

[stray glacier]

Shut

Feather is officially declared nothing

[fallow chasm]

Hey, language

https://tenor.com/view/captain-america-marvel-avengers-gif-14328153

[midnight siren]

Excuse me.//

[fallow chasm]

has*

ahem

[stray glacier]

Thank you my apprentice for this correction

[fallow chasm]

Oh hell nah

[stray glacier]

(Hahahahah)

[meager mortar]

The Watcher looks on in horror at the rapidly devolving chain of events

[ivory bobcat]

THE ANCIENT ONE IS CONFUSED AT THE EVENTS THAT HAVE TRANSPIRED

[compact ridge]

Lorebius is also confused

[stray glacier]

tva kills everyone with the help of infinity stone ultron from the what if show cuz they annoy him

[midnight siren]

I would be as well. I’ve lost track of reality 😔

[ivory bobcat]

HAH, YOU FOOL

DELETES DARTH PANDA AND TVA

[chrome kiln]

HAH, YOU FOOL

presses undo

[fallow chasm]

USE CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[compact ridge]

¿POR QUÉ?

[spiral cave]

PORK

[compact ridge]

Pork is good

I want a pulled pork sandwich rn

[chrome kiln]

dam now im hungry

[ivory bobcat]

YOU CAN'T PRESS UNDO IF YOU DON'T EXIST ANYMORE!

[calm needle]

I AM THE GUARDIAN OF ALL REALITIES. I WILL CONVERT EVERYTHING BACK TO THE BEGINNING OF TIME TO RESET THE STORY AND LET IT BEGIN ANEW

[ivory bobcat]

NO, CYclop IS, YOU ARE AN IMPASTA... AND WILL BE BANNISHED!!!!

[calm needle]

oh lol i forgot

but whats even going on?

[ivory bobcat]

Idk

[fallow chasm]

(We will go back to the previous story soon, for now we're in an alternate future...)

[ivory bobcat]

(this is the Dark Universe)

[calm needle]

its kinda like what if but messed up

[fallow chasm]

(You can just do what you want but try not to go too crazy, yk..)

[ivory bobcat]

wait till we get to the part that the MPA didn't want to rate

[calm needle]

story descends into madness soon after

[ivory bobcat]

Famous last words

[chrome kiln]

since when did i not exist

im so confused

[ivory bobcat]

I confused you with the other confusion

[fallow chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-confusion-gif-10824788

[stray glacier]

Legolas used confusion on general potato

What wil general potato do

Fight. Catch
Items. Run

[chrome kiln]

Fight.

wait no

nvm

Items.

i choose anti confusion granade

[stray glacier]

Items.

Super defence XXX
Heat death of the universe
Confusion begone
Reverse exorcisme
An arrow

Which one do you want to use @chrome kiln

[chrome kiln]

Confusion Begone

[midnight siren]

What the heck is going on ))

[stray glacier]

( Pokémon battle)

@chrome kiln used confusion begone

What will @ivory bobcat do

Fight. Catch
Items. Run

[ivory bobcat]

plugs in cheatboy

All of them

[stray glacier]

What…. BZb biep brup boopooop

Nintendo ds galaxy reboots

Do you want to return it to factory standards?

Yes. No

[ivory bobcat]

Wait hold up, weren't we using a gameboy?

[stray glacier]

Yea but u crashed it by using a cheat boy

So now it became a ds

But just pick an option

Definitely don’t pick yes 😉

[chrome kiln]

No

is my option

[stray glacier]

Yea but @ivory bobcat gets to choose

[stray glacier]

(Pls pick yes cuz I got a fun storyline for that)

[ivory bobcat]

Yes

[stray glacier]

The galaxy has been reset to factory standards

[ivory bobcat]

Lmao

[stray glacier]

There once was a boy

(You can’t stop me)

[ivory bobcat]

Who was tall

(can't stop me either)

[fallow chasm]

Nah I'm actually done....
I'm raising my hands..

[compact ridge]

Ur giving up on the ongoing story??

[fallow chasm]

No

[compact ridge]

Shoot

[midnight siren]

Did we reset the story or something-))

[chrome kiln]

yes

a factory reset

[spiral cave]

and loved Morbius

[ivory bobcat]

"Timeline Breach Detected"

AH WELL, HERE WE GO AGAIN

The galaxy has been reset to previous save point

[spiral cave]

The save file was corrupted

[fallow chasm]

(Oh Morb dang it)

[chrome kiln]

There was once a young boy

[stray glacier]

Who fell down a pair of anti-stair kung fu panda

[fallow chasm]

(OMG I just realized Mufasa fell down the stairs-)

[stray glacier]

(so did palpatine)

[fallow chasm]

(OMF)

[chrome kiln]

(and the stormtrooper)

https://tenor.com/view/storm-trooper-star-wars-fall-falling-asleep-stairs-gif-15350937

[fallow chasm]

(And Vader, but that we already know & remember)

[chrome kiln]

(haha)

[compact ridge]

The boy died, beginning the plot

(Deja vu?)

[stray glacier]

The anti stair kung fu panda we’re plotting against the stairs to destroy them all once and for all

[fallow chasm]

Hahaha

You said it..

[umbral ermine]

And then he travels the galaxy in a flying gaming setup to get the one item that can destroy all stairs in the mutiverse

[midnight siren]

And that one item was a magical arrow

I was gonna say feather but-//

[stray glacier]

But there is only one person that can shoot this arrow

And that is @ivory bobcat

[compact ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-of-the-ring-legolas-gandalf-gimli-gif-25530379

[fallow chasm]

(Peak storytelling in years!!!!)

[fallow chasm]

Ahh, yess

[ivory bobcat]

Legolas shoots the arrow at the stairs and they vaporize

[stray glacier]

Now the anti stair kung fu panda can rest

[midnight siren]

The entire multiverse is now in peace. No more stairs, no more falling down and gaining fractures. It was all over.

[fallow chasm]

Balance,was restored

I always made antagonistic AND protagonists fall down the stairs for balance

Now that there are no stairs, I don't need to worry about the balance, (because 0 to 0 is also balance....)

[midnight siren]

true))

Is this the end of ongoing story?

damn it))

[fallow chasm]

(Wait, didn't why did you delete the "but then...")

[fallow chasm]

(We are in a time out anyways until the timeline of an Ongoing Story goes to order so for now we're in an alternate-future...)

But then..
a new enigmatic entity appeared

[midnight siren]

what))

[midnight siren]

and their name (yes they are non-binary) wasss

[fallow chasm]

The Senate

I mean-

[umbral ermine]

It is peak storytelling lol

[midnight siren]

The senate it is then

[fallow chasm]

This (non-binary) enigmatic entity is known as "Xalithar." Xalithar embodies mystery, wisdom, and unimaginable power, captivating all who encounter it with its enigmatic presence.

[midnight siren]

Holy))

[stray glacier]

And they fall down some elevators to hell

And are now stuck there

[fallow chasm]

(Lmao)

[ivory bobcat]

(😂 )

[meager mortar]

They look for the escalator out of hell

And not the stairs, because people kept falling down stairs

[ivory bobcat]

But suddenly, the escalator is destroyed by THE DOOM SLAYER

https://tenor.com/view/holy-laughter-doom-laugh-zoom-gif-17636231

"You will not escape from me, heathen!" he yells in the subtitles, cause he doesn't speak

[fallow chasm]

(Lol, okay)

[stray glacier]

Then something goes boom

But we don’t know what yet

So I have one free card to make something explode during this story

[midnight siren]

We should all get one free card))

[meager mortar]

The free card explodes, temporarily breaking up the fight

[chrome kiln]

good plan

i mean

good plan))

[fallow chasm]

(Lmao)

(Feather)

(Look)

[chrome kiln]

no its
lmao))
feather))
look))

the escalator then escalates into an explosion

[meager mortar]

(Wasn’t it already destroyed though?)

[midnight siren]

Ikr))

Screw normal parentheses))

[chrome kiln]

yes))

[wise gorge]

But through the power of plot armour shrek saves Legolas from the explosion

[fallow chasm]

(Why the heck is Shrek here(

[stray glacier]

Then shrek explodes

We now know what the random thing was that exploded

[chrome kiln]

why not

[stray glacier]

Well he isn’t anymore

[chrome kiln]

☹️

[stray glacier]

Now @ivory bobcat is charged by ea to buy the dlc for the next 30 years of his live

If he don’t pay 69420 dollars he will die within 24 hours

[ivory bobcat]

But Legolas suddenly notices he had no EA games to pay the dlc for, and sues EA for 71100769 dollars and 42 cents

https://tenor.com/view/phoenix-wright-ace-attorney-lawyer-fortnite-dance-miles-edgeworth-gif-24784086

[midnight siren]

Oh my

Wow

[stray glacier]

But he couldn’t afford the lawyer so the lawyer turned on him and made him pay the money to ea

[fallow chasm]

(Lmao)

[fallow chasm]

But then I
King Cythorne
Came to he his lawyer

(Trust me Legolas, I have experience...)

[stray glacier]

You have no rights here

Says big Chungus

[fallow chasm]

gasps

kicks you in the face

[stray glacier]

To bad for you

I am immortal

[fallow chasm]

"I have my rights you should know"

[stray glacier]

you got zapped out of existence with the infinity gauntlet

[fallow chasm]

I kicked "big Chungus"

[fallow chasm]

Haha doesn't work on me

And you, my friend

https://tenor.com/view/odin-unworthy-marvel-gif-14530123

[stray glacier]

Then the kung fu panda appears

And he kills everyone with stairs

[fallow chasm]

Of your powers

https://tenor.com/view/unworthy-odin-thor-banished-gif-7940163

[fallow chasm]

Simply no

This makes so sense

Even for #1088496432870338670

Stairs are gone

And "stairs the old enemy of Fu"

From all the ways to kill everyone, you choose stairs
SMH

Just do /kill everyone or something

[stray glacier]

No

Cuz I have the high ground Anakin

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-i-have-the-high-ground-gif-4939538

[ivory bobcat]

Legolas says "lol no" and summons the Ancient One to fix the story

THE STAIRS ARE GONE, REDUCED TO ATOMS

AND LEGOLAS WINS THE LAWSUIT, CAUSE I SAID SO leaves

[chrome kiln]

then as legolas leaves the court, he is stopped by Patrick Bateman, and his lawyer, Saul Goodman

[ivory bobcat]

Legolas says "I call bs, Saul was my lawyer!"

[chrome kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/my-reaction-to-that-information-saul-goodman-saul-goodman3d-better-call-saul-breaking-bad-gif-25801565

[ivory bobcat]

There is a commotion in the court room, and man with glasses stands up... "My name is Matt Murdock, and I am Legolas's other lawyer. Mr Saul, would you care to explain why you've betrayed my client?"

[chrome kiln]

Gustavo Fring (you can call him gus) pops out of the jury stand to explain why saul betrayed legolas

Legolas is shocked after Gus explains that Saul simply just likes Patrick Bateman better than legolas

[ivory bobcat]

Walter White shows up in the background and says "Bateman is not the better, I AM THE BETTER!"

[chrome kiln]

I AM A SURGEON

[meager mortar]

The entire jury (except Gus) has no idea what’s happening

[chrome kiln]

bc Gus is a genius

[fallow chasm]

You misquoted do you will die
You should have just not added Anakin

[spiral cave]

I am a surgeon

[compact ridge]

I am a surgeon, Dr. Han

https://tenor.com/view/the-good-doctor-dr-han-jackson-han-daniel-dae-kim-sigma-gif-9436279290490012423

[stray glacier]

But then big chungus and his lawyer, buzz lightyear, appear and charge Legolas with assault on big chungus and 1st degree murder against stairs

[wise gorge]

But then Legolas pulls out an uno reverse card

And shows everyone that he is actually a Sith Lord trained in the art of uno reverse cards

[stray glacier]

Then dababy comes in to eat the uno reverse and then removes the power of it

[meager mortar]

The judge shouts for everyone to sit down

This is still a court

[ivory bobcat]

"In the next episode of Outlaw and Disorder:"

The Boy gets up from his seat and exclaims: "Ah crap, episode just ended, what am I gonna do now?"

He turns off the tv and goes outside

[meager mortar]

As soon as he steps outside, a meteor almost falls on him

(It missed)

[midnight siren]

It hit his house though

His house is now crushed by a massive meteor

[fallow chasm]

The stairs in the house 😔😔😔

[chrome kiln]

the what?

(stairs dont exist anymore)

[ivory bobcat]

(Bro, the lore, the stairs are gone)

[stray glacier]

The boy, named Murphy, doesn’t care and continues to walk down the street while cars are crashing around him and a cat falls of a building

[stray glacier]

(Don’t you guys know who Murphy is)

[meager mortar]

Everything that can go wrong, will

[chrome kiln]

(milo Murphy?)

[ivory bobcat]

(Eddie Murphy?)

[spiral cave]

MILO MORBIUS

[stray glacier]

(Yea that guy)

[chrome kiln]

ah ok

the stuff breaking around him gave it away

[stray glacier]

Yea

[wise gorge]

OOOOOOOOH milo Murphy

[wise gorge]

Sad best chat ever and no one uses it anymore

[fallow chasm]

First, I'm honored, second, u sure about that? People are crazy here

[wise gorge]

Honestly not really no one uses it

More like

It has just been a bit inactive recently

[fallow chasm]

Everyone are crazy here

I meant their minds are crazy...

Including me

[wise gorge]

Said John as he lit a tree on fire while riding a unicorn

[fallow chasm]

You said it's the best chat while everyone in this chat are crazy

[wise gorge]

Yes

[fallow chasm]

Well,everyone in this server to that point

Almost everyone in this server

[wise gorge]

Yea

It’s chaos

I love it

The stories make no sense

[fallow chasm]

Ahhh, yess, chaos 👍

[fallow chasm]

Believe it or not but we used to have good writing

[wise gorge]

O

For some reason the chat started to die down at around the time I joined

And now not many people use it anymore

[fallow chasm]

Nah, it was destined to happen

[wise gorge]

Yea

[fallow chasm]

Especially after people started breaking the universe for no reason

[wise gorge]

Yea

It went from a scientist and a secret agency

To bob ross is a ninja, pandas are evil and the world is destroyed but it is fixed now and Steve jobs is a lawyer but now it is all characters from breaking bad but is makes even less sense then that and half the messages don’t even make science and you have to read it about 50 times before it makes some sort of sense

The last one isn’t what happened

It’s just what it felt like

[fallow chasm]

Wait did you read it all :0

[wise gorge]

I tried to

[fallow chasm]

Dang

[wise gorge]

But then I realised how much there is

[fallow chasm]

You know that's a lot

[fallow chasm]

Yeah

[wise gorge]

Hmm I can’t tell what’s wrong here

[fallow chasm]

Holy

[wise gorge]

He decides it would be a good idea to go to a nasa base

[stray glacier]

He arrives when nasa is testing their nuclear powered space station

[wise gorge]

Everyone looks over at him looks of terror on their faces

[stray glacier]

But then nothing happened

Because it crashing wasn’t the worst thing that could happen

Instead it got hijacked by aliens

That then enslaved everyone

[meager mortar]

But Doofenshmirtz shows up and somehow saves everyone from the aliens

Then he falls down the stairs even though there are no stairs, because he was standing near Milo Murphy

[meager mortar]

#1115404021772075109 so much that a second thread was created to summarize it

[compact ridge]

No that would be #1037774839550849045

[midnight siren]

Guys what happened

We need to make this story more confusing

[compact ridge]

People realized that #1037774839550849045 is a way better channel

[spiral cave]

Smh self promo

Speaking of self promo

#1037805401565040721

[compact ridge]

Fr the best cult on the server

[ivory bobcat]

It's a weird ass cult to be fair, but a funny one

[chrome kiln]

the story starts for the 7th time

"there was a boy"

but it changes

he was short

short enough to dodge the bullet

[fallow chasm]

(No way #1088496432870338670 what if timeline :0)

[chrome kiln]

(yes)

[wise gorge]

And then milo Murphy turned into his true form: a shrek-morbius-dolphin-SpongeBob-hybrid-thingo

[chrome kiln]

we started a new timeline

[wise gorge]

O

[stray glacier]

In the new timeline the kid is called Anakin

And he works for this weird dude called Watto

Even though he is a child

And Watto might be a pedophile we aren’t sure about that either

[ivory bobcat]

(Ayo wtf?)

[wise gorge]

Hey

That’s a rip off of marvel

Definitely not Star Wars

[stray glacier]

Then Watto dies

Cuz we gotta keep the channel PG

[ivory bobcat]

After he dies, there's a brutal shot of a dude getting charred to death

Turns out that's Anakin too

But he dies in this one

[chrome kiln]

then in rage, anakin, while being burned alive, throws a baguette at someone, therefore turning them into "THE DOT"

[meager mortar]

…

I guess it was a canon event

[stray glacier]

Then for the lack of sense in this story a talking bear appears

[ivory bobcat]

Not just any talking bear

Yogi Bear

https://tenor.com/view/yogi-bear-smarter-than-the-average-bear-walking-gif-17937632

[spiral cave]

YOGI

[stray glacier]

And then yogi resurrects Anakin using ancient eldritch magic and a non-descript feather

[ivory bobcat]

(Feather reference?😱)

[fallow chasm]

(Yo no way 🙀🪶)

[wise gorge]

But then yogi’s pc dies… bUt ThIS WaS hIS cAnNon eVeNT

[stray glacier]

Newly resurrected Anakin now has control over death and live and makes the non-descript feather into a discord user named @midnight siren

[wise gorge]

But Elon musk disagrees and thinks that leaves are better so he burns @midnight siren

[stray glacier]

(What no)

Then Elon musk dies to Anakin and @midnight siren is resurrected

[meager mortar]

Then Mark Zuckerberg is mad that Anakin stole his kill

So he tries to get Anakin to agree to a cage fight

[fallow chasm]

But Anakin was not having it

And Zuckerberg lost focus and turned into his true form, a lizard alien.

Anakin looked at him

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-anakin-skywalker-hello-ugly-hello-hi-ugly-gif-22136506

[stray glacier]

Then Anakin resurrects Elon musk and has him fight with the lizard alien

[chrome kiln]

elon musk starts an ai uprising vs mark zuckerberg, who is now godzilla

[fallow chasm]

(Wait-, when did he turn to Godzilla-)

[chrome kiln]

just now

this starts the plot for the third pacific rim movie

[fallow chasm]

So what if I just-

[chrome kiln]

oh no

[fallow chasm]

/kill Mark Zuckerberg

[chrome kiln]

/;summon client{gordan freeman}

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-breaking-bad-gordon-freeman-walter-white-get-real-gif-25294153

[midnight siren]

Wahooo))

[calm needle]

Now what?

[midnight siren]

Everyone dies.

The end.

[fallow chasm]

I am working on a story that will fixed the ending

So just go do you

[wise gorge]

They died because they fell down the st- uhhh… elevator shaft

[midnight siren]

Rest in peace ongoing story

Hah

[compact ridge]

Weirdest ah channel I ever did see

Rip

[chrome kiln]

used to make sense, until the multiversal timelines

[fallow chasm]

Exactly

[stray glacier]

Sowwy

[chrome kiln]

it was my fault too

[fallow chasm]

Ahem

[surreal panther]

Then I appear

[calm needle]

and then you disappear

sadly

[surreal panther]

I then reappeared and I break it down

[wise gorge]

Dis wad de bast diddly darn channel I ever dun did diddly darn dot ded doot dat fiddly fat yat yot yiddly yarn seen in mah whowe lafe

[chrome kiln]

ghost ping

oooo

[wise gorge]

OOOOOO

Spoopy

[stray glacier]

Ooooh everything disappeared

[wise gorge]

Ooooo I forgot to take my antipsychotics

OOooOoOO a baby at Niagara Falls is telling me to chuck him over the railing

[chrome kiln]

i just saw that meme

he can swim 👍

[wise gorge]

Lol

Fr fr

[ivory bobcat]

Meanwhile in the Generic Productions Headquarters:

"Hmm, this franchise seems abandoned, we should buy the rights to it and make more Ongoing Stories"

Narrator: And so began a new era, the era of the Next Ongoing Story

[meager mortar]

An Ongoing Story the Next: the Story Goes On

[stray glacier]

There once was a boy

[compact ridge]

He fell out of a plane

[stray glacier]

He went splat, right on the doorstep of Shrek

[meager mortar]

Donkey walked over to investigate

[ivory bobcat]

"What's this boy doin' here, did he fall out of the sky or somethin'?"

[dusky charm]

donkey then died of cancer

[ivory bobcat]

Shrek, in his depression, became a psychologist and went to work in a strange land.... Neverland

[dusky charm]

In Neverland, he finds a disease called cancer and died

[ivory bobcat]

(From now on cancer and other deadly diseases are banned from the story)

After dying he gets up and talks to Peter Pan, who's now a very prolific criminal alongside his accomplice Wendy

[dusky charm]

Then donkey also awakens and goes with him to Neverland, where he finds Shrek and Peter Pan fighting Anakin and Obi-Wan, all with lightsabers, who have the high ground

[stray glacier]

Then Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on their back

[meager mortar]

Then both Jackie Chan and Obi-Wan fall down the stairs

[stray glacier]

(Really? Nobody got the reference?)

Then the stairs get nuked by the tva for breaking obi wan’s plot armor

[fallow chasm]

(Ain't no way you guys are still going on. I guess I'll get back on my summary)

(Please don't break the multiverse 🙏😅)

[dusky charm]

Then the TVA nuke Anakin because he gets the High Ground, and Shrek goes down the stair to fight Jackie Chan with his lightsaber, and Jackie Chan beats him by looking at him, and he falls to the ground, and then inton a green abyss, which eventually takes him to his Swamp

[ivory bobcat]

But it turns out... It was not his swamp after alll... It was the swamp of the Swamp Thing

[dusky charm]

Swamp Thing then saw Shrek in his swamp, and tried to bite his head off, but then Batman appears and and uses his Batrocket-launcher to blow up swamp thing, and the Shrek starts playing his Shreksaphone

[ivory bobcat]

Swamp thing talks to Batman: "Bro wtf, not cool at all", and starts vibing with the Shrektunes

[meager mortar]

Batman also vibes with the Shrektunes

[dusky charm]

Then Jackie Chan and everyone else in Neverland teleport to the swamp and they all vibe, except for Obi-Wan who's sad that he no longer has the High Ground. Then, because of this, he turns to the Dark Side and electricutes everyone with his Force Lightning

[ivory bobcat]

Suddenly, a portal to another dimension appears, and a figure identical to Obi-Wan appears, however this was not him.... It was LARRY KENOBI

https://tenor.com/view/auralnauts-larry-kenobi-gif-26283608

[dusky charm]

Larry Kenobi then challenged Obi-Wan to a dance fight, in which no-one wins, but they make another portal where KENOBI KENOBI comes out of and continue to dance fight with. The fight goes on forever and there are now an infinete amount of Kenobi's in the universe

[ivory bobcat]

(Larry wouldn't do that tho)

[dusky charm]

(But he from another universe and can)

(And he wants to become the ONE KENOBI)

[ivory bobcat]

(He is literally Obi from another universe yes, but he wouldn't eat him... He'd challenge him to a Dance Fight™️)

[dusky charm]

(Oh, ok srry)

[ivory bobcat]

(Np)

Obi-Nobi (Larry) proceeds to get high on Death Sticks and jumps into the swamp headfirst

[dusky charm]

The SWAMP THING then tries to save him, but the other KENOBI's stop him and he gets eaten by the swamp on accident. They see it as one less competitor!!!

[stray glacier]

Then George Lucas erases the script and says “I think we should proceed from here”

(You can’t stop me from breaking the fourth wall)

[meager mortar]

Jackie Chan and Obi-Wan look at George Lucas angrily

[stray glacier]

George Lucas then gets support from Stan lee, who uses the power of Lego marvel to turn into the hulk and kill Jackie Chan

[dusky charm]

Then George says "Well, we should've gotten that on camera, oh well. Kenobi's, I know want u all to stop dance fighting and start eating each other".

Obi Wan Kenobi "Ummmm, I don't think that's what they would actually do, sir" George "I don't care this is my story and it's going to be a masterpiece just like my good old days with Indiana Jones and Star Wars"

"And I'm going to call it "'Wars Star!"'

[ivory bobcat]

Jackie Chan then dusts himself off, gets up and looks at the camera and says: "Hehehe, I can't die" wink

[dusky charm]

George "Good. We needed to show ur death. Lights, camera, action!"

[fallow chasm]

(#1115404021772075109)

[stray glacier]

Then Jackie Chan dies for real because he, in fact, was not immortal

[ivory bobcat]

Jackie Chan then comes back on set, leaving everyone flabbergasted, turns out the Jackie Chan that died was an IMPASTA!

[dusky charm]

Then, the kenobi's say to george "skrew this. im gonna work on Morbius 2: It's Morbin Time. Im sure they'd need another ector to play Morbius' brother, Michealangelo Morbius". Then all of the Obi-Wan's disappear, but then Stan Lee says that he can use Chris Pratt instead, and. so Chris Pratt comes on to voice Emmet from the Lego Movie to replace the Kenobi's. Geoge says "Perfection"

[stray glacier]

Then Sony says they can’t make morbius two because they spend much on spider man 2

[dusky charm]

But then Stan Lee gave Sony an infinite money glitch in his bank account, giving them enough money to make Morbious 2

[stray glacier]

Then suddenly the whole morbius cast died to an item called “imperial virus bomb” which ate up their matter and being, making it impossible for them to respawn

[dusky charm]

But all of the Kenobi's came to play all the cast in Morbius 2, so there's an infinate amount of people to play the cast of Morbius

[ivory bobcat]

Then Nute Gunray shows up and says: "This is getting out of hand, now there are ∞ of them"

[stray glacier]

And then, you’ve guessed it, the One Who Remains shows up, creates the TVA and streamlines all of the timelines into one

Now there is only one kenobi and nobody to play in Morbius 2

[meager mortar]

The boy from the beginning is back because of weird timeline reasons

[stray glacier]

And he is named max

[ivory bobcat]

MAX STEEL

[dusky charm]

Max Steel then decides he wants to create Morbius 2, so Sony greenlighted the movie and it happened, with the new director, and star, being JARED LETO! They only needed 2 people to play the cast because it was on the incredible budget of $200 Million, and most of that was for special effects. An entire team was hired, and another cast was hired and then Morbius 2 released in 2025, and made 12 Trillion dollars in the box office, making it the highest grossing movie of all time!!!!!!

[dusky charm]

(You can't stop me making Morbius 2 in this universe!!!!)

[ivory bobcat]

After Morbius 2 released and broke the record, James Cameron rereleased Avatar again 23 times in a period of 2 years, earning 135 Trillion in total, making it the highest grossing movie of the high grossing movies of all time and forcing the Critics with the threat of rereleasing it again to give it a 10/10

[dusky charm]

Sony couldn't have this, and then used 1 Trillion dollars to delete all versions of Avatar, including Avater 2, in and out of theatres, and forces the Critics to give it a 1/10. Then they release Morbius 2 into cinemas 2500 times, and it made over 2 Quadrillion dollers (and yes that's an actual number), making it the highest grossing movie forever, and also making it the best movie ever, as it was so good that every critic gave it an 100/10.

[ivory bobcat]

Angered by this, Disney then sent a squad of mercenaries to destroy the Sony headquarters and burn all the copies of Morbius 2, however when they tried Michael "Morbing" Morbius showed up and Morbed all over them.

[dusky charm]

Then Disney had to sell all their IPs as, because Morbius did so well, no-one was watching their movies anymore and they became bankrupt. Sony bought most of them and then recreated the MCU, with Morbius as the face of it. Also, MCU now stands for Morbius Cinematic Universe.

[ivory bobcat]

(I KNEW IT, I KNEW THIS WAS EVENTUALLY GOING TO HAPPEN)

[dusky charm]

(It was always going to happen! It was this story's destiny to end up here!!!!!!!!!)

[meager mortar]

The boy (Max) leaves Earth on a spaceship because he can’t be on a world where Morbius is the highest-rated movie

In the spaceship’s database, he finds the boy from the first ongoing story…

It’s his uncle

[dusky charm]

(But he wouldn't do that because he wanted to make and be apart of Morbius 2, and it being the highest grossing and highest rated movie was a dream come true for him)

[meager mortar]

The TVA made it so this version of him doesn’t (they used a different version from the original)

Because the original died

[dusky charm]

The original who???

[meager mortar]

The nephew

[dusky charm]

oh ok

[meager mortar]

Not the uncle, sorry

[dusky charm]

But then the TVA realised that they had made a mistake and brought him back to Earth, where instead he lives his happiest life

But Max realised there was something missing. He knew that there ha to be one mre thing to go along with Morbius 2, and that was a religion! So he created the Morbible Bible Studies, a religion where you worship the almighty JARED LETO AND MORBIUS!!!!!!!! It's the perfect religion that everyone wanted and needed

[meager mortar]

He Who Remains disagrees with the TVA, so he hits the undo button

[dusky charm]

But then the other Kang variants, also known as the Council of Kangs, votes He Who Remains out and kills him. Then they hit the undo undo botton, which brings everything back to normal (my previous message)

[stray glacier]

If it brought everything back to normal then we start again with: There once was a boy

[ivory bobcat]

Who fell on a lady

[stray glacier]

The lady then died cuz the boy was obese

[ivory bobcat]

This boy then went to North Korea, and became the supreme leader

[dusky charm]

I meant back to MY PREVIOUS message before

[stray glacier]

but thats not normal

[dusky charm]

The one with the roundrew reaction on it

[stray glacier]

so if we go back to normal we start again

[dusky charm]

in this case it is

No

[stray glacier]

it isnt

normal is: there once was a boy

[dusky charm]

Back to normal is back to the roundrew reaction

[stray glacier]

if you know you know

[dusky charm]

huh????

[stray glacier]

you havent been here as long as the others here

normal is: "there once was a boy"

[dusky charm]

ok. we'll go with that then

[stray glacier]

then he opens up North Koreas borders, causing Russia to collapse for reasons uknown (fill in reasons in next message)

[dusky charm]

Because he was too obese, so when he stepped into Russia it collapsed

[ivory bobcat]

This kinetic impact of gigantic proportions caused an earthquake in China, where Winnie the Pooh was quickly asking Uncle Sam for help

[dusky charm]

Uncle Sam then gave him the help by flying him out of China, and onto Mustafa, where Obi-Wan and Anakin are fighting, buit this time Anakin has the High Ground

[fallow chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-2099-canon-event-2099-across-the-spiderverse-atsv-gif-16753366998388919145

[dusky charm]

bro just appears

[meager mortar]

Spider-Man 2099 tackles Anakin so he gets the low ground, thereby keeping the canon intact

[ivory bobcat]

Then he contacts all the spider-men at once to stop the timeline rupture caused by Winnie the Pooh, all while Uncle Sam calls his nephew... Captain America

[dusky charm]

But then the TVA come in and kill Captain America because it dosen't work with the timeline. Also they fight Spiderman 2099 and the other Spidermen because they think they don't know what they're doing

[ivory bobcat]

The TVA gets destroyed by an alternate version of themselves from the futureverse who are allied with Miguel, who erase every timeline trace of the previous TVA making it impossible for them to intervene at all. However, Captain America died anyways

(The alternate timeline TVA are OP as heck, so let's just move on to a different group instead of the old TVA from now on)

[dusky charm]

(Makes sense) Then the alternate TVA decides that there's one thing missing... Morbius 2: It's Morbin Time!!!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/morbius-morb-nation-morbius-sweep-its-morbin-time-gif-25781394

(YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM MAKING MORBIUS 2 IN THIS UNIVERSE!!!!! IT IS INEVITABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[ivory bobcat]

(IT'S A CANON EVENT)

[stray glacier]

(There is no alternate TVA)

(Learn your marvel lore)

The real TVA then prunes the the fake TVA and erases the timeline with Morbius

[dusky charm]

(I KNOW MY MARVEL LORE!!!!!! LEGOLAS SAID THERE WAS AN ALTERNATE VERSION OF THEM, NOT ME!!!!!!!)

Then the real TVA realises that the other TVA was right and restores Morbius 2 in all it's fame and glory!!!!!

[dusky charm]

(Also the 'real TVA' can't prune the alternate TVA as Legolas said that the alternate timeline TVA are OP)

[stray glacier]

(Clearly not because the TVA can’t bring people back from being pruned)

There was an imposter among the TVA and then they unexisted Morbius 2 and 1 forever

[meager mortar]

(Except Loki came back from being pruned…twice)

(But I guess that’s not the TVA)

[dusky charm]

(Yea, but the TVA's an entire orginisation. You can't prune an entire orginisation, unless you have a REALLY BIG prune stick)

[dusky charm]

But then the timelines started collapsing because of it, so they were forced to put back in Morbius 1 and 2, and then 3, in all of their fame and glory

(IT'S THE MORBTRILLOGY)

[spiral cave]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-why-hes-the-goat-the-goat-bigfellerjake-skippe-space-i-think-gif-26908844

[dusky charm]

https://tenor.com/view/goat-greatest-great-patterrz-amazing-gif-22947854

[stray glacier]

(Yea they used a special stone or something)

[stray glacier]

But then O.B. fixes the temporal loom and they prune Morbius 1, 2 and 3 again and then erase everyone’s memory so it will never be created again

[dusky charm]

Even with the temporal loom fixed, the timelines were still collapsing, so He Who Remains had to make the hard decision to put back Morbius 1, 2, and 3 in all their fame and glory, and also making it a Canon Event in every other universe, and making it permanent with nothing able to destroy the Morbtrillogy, which, if they were destroyed, would destroy every universe.

[stray glacier]

(The One Who Remains is dead remember)

From now on Morbius is on the list of banned topics

[dusky charm]

(Sorry meant alternate He Who Remains that takes over the TVA

[stray glacier]

Just like stairs and interstellar panda

[dusky charm]

From now on NOT having Morbius is banned

WE NEED MORBIUS!!!!

[stray glacier]

(There is no alternate, because of how their discovery of the multiverse works)

[stray glacier]

You might need it, but we don’t

[dusky charm]

Sorry I meant ALL THE KANG VARIANTS

[dusky charm]

Nah. Also Tom Morbin needs it

[stray glacier]

(All those variants, except for a couple, are in a council, and they are ruled by the three most powerful members, but none of them have actual power of the timelines

[stray glacier]

Yea well got his thread then

[dusky charm]

here it is

[stray glacier]

That was his first and only message on this channel

[dusky charm]

Ok, so the ENTIRE COUNCEL OF KANGS make it happen

[stray glacier]

All the people that are here except for you and Tom morbin have been here from the start or shortly after that

[dusky charm]

Also you the one that rewrote the entrie universe by convicing me that normal is the start, so technically you created this

[stray glacier]

The whole whole Morbius bullcrap came later

[stray glacier]

Agreed, so I can say there is no Morbius

[dusky charm]

yeah, so I had to re put it in

[spiral cave]

What’s wrong with morbius 🤨

[dusky charm]

No there is still Morbius

[stray glacier]

It never was here and never should be here

[dusky charm]

THANK YOU!!!!!

[stray glacier]

A lot

[spiral cave]

Morbphobic

Tread wisely

[dusky charm]

MORBPHOBIC!!!!!

[stray glacier]

You can say all you want

This channel stays Morb free

[dusky charm]

NO!!!!!!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/morbius-morb-about-it-morb-about-it-gif-26392226

[stray glacier]

You know that this channel got resurrected, but that ever since you started the whole Morb thing I’m the only one talking in the thread

Everyone immediately quit after that

[dusky charm]

Fine no Morbius. What do you want to do insead of Morbius then??? Also they didn't stop talking, it was just that we had a really long fight about Morbius

[stray glacier]

Yea but in the history of this channel that doesn’t matter

People keep on coming in to ruin a fight between two people

[dusky charm]

ok

[stray glacier]

But we’ll start with: there once was a boy

[dusky charm]

That boy then went to Corosaunt, where he tries to become a Jedi under the training of Master Yoda

[dusky charm]

(Sorry I'm new-ish and don't know how things work)

[ivory bobcat]

(Heh, learn your marvel lore mortal, I made it up)

AS I AM THE ONE ABOVE ALL!

YES, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

(And until CY takes back the mantle)

[dusky charm]

(HAH!!! THANK U!!!!)

[stray glacier]

(Shit you got me there)

Then Legolas trips and falls down……. The interstellar stairs

(If you are bringing back interstellar gods im bringing back the stairs of doom)

[meager mortar]

The stairs, being interstellar, are light-years long

[stray glacier]

Legolas falls for eternity and to escape from his miserable existence, he will be watching Bombastic videos until he reaches the end of the stairs, which will start doomsday

[dusky charm]

But then Legolas figures a way out of the stairs, which is that there's a little hole in the stairs that he can go through to make it out, but he has to time it right. After a few meters of anticipation, he sees the hole and goes through it, being the first person to ever get out of the INTERSTELLA STAIRS!!!!!

[meager mortar]

He falls onto the interstellar escalator

[dusky charm]

But the interstellar escalator's to slow, so Legolas jumps off of it with ease, becoming THE ONE ABOVE ALL again

[stray glacier]

Then Legolas just dies because funey

[dusky charm]

Then Legolas revives himself and becomes immortal

[stray glacier]

Then interstellar panda awakens from his slumber to get this universe back in order

Legolas and the interstellar panda, also known as the anti-stairs kung fu panda, fight for eternity while live goes on everywhere else

Meanwhile there was a boy

[dusky charm]

That boy was known as the Interstellar Emperor who's been controlling the universe this entire time, and helps the Interstellar panda and legolas to destroy the Interstellar stairs, who are his arch nemesis!!!

[ivory bobcat]

who was called Joe

[compact ridge]

The ground shakes. Women and children scream. Cracks open in the ground. A booming voice echoes across the realm. “JOE MAMA.”

[stray glacier]

But then the interstellar emperor was joever

And then candice stepped in

[dusky charm]

Candice was also know as CANDICE NUTS!!!!, and was a nemesis to JOE MAMA!!!!

[ivory bobcat]

Then the boy says: "OOOOOH... Any way the winnd blows.... I DON'T WANT TO DIE!"

[dusky charm]

(Wait, but I thought Joe/Interstellar Emperor was the boy?)

[stray glacier]

(Yea but the boy dies)

[ivory bobcat]

(Exactly, it is tradition)

[stray glacier]

(Yes, just like breaking the multiverse)

[ivory bobcat]

(And stairs)

[dusky charm]

(Ah makes sense) Then the boy dies because it's tradition

[broken parcel]

the boy then became a ghost

the boy revived

[ivory bobcat]

And after he revived, he got shot by Samuel L. "Mother####er" Jackson, and died

[broken parcel]

the boy survived the bullet he was wearing a bulletproof vest

[dusky charm]

But then Samuel L. Jackson then got out his purple lightsaber and sliced the boy in half

[fallow chasm]

But the boy was made out of Besker in this timeline

[dusky charm]

So then Samuel L. Jackson then pushed the Boy into the Interstellar stairs, where he falls down for eternity and DOSEN'T find the little hole in it.

[broken parcel]

the boy fall downs the little hole

[dusky charm]

And then he lands on the Interstellar Escalator, where the Interstellar Panda speeds it up, meaning that a cage was also put around him, an electric one which was getting smaller and smaller by the minute until he would have a slow and painful death.

[stray glacier]

But they boy didn’t agree with his existence so he reforms all of existence

There was a boy

[dusky charm]

This boy was not human

[ivory bobcat]

He was an amogus

[dusky charm]

Who could eat people, and each time he ate someone he got a little bit bigger, like in Snake.io

[broken parcel]

you mean slither,io

[dusky charm]

no, snake.io
https://gulper.io

[dusky charm]

Morb

oops, wrong server

[fallow chasm]

But then a monkey shaped building fell out of the sky which turned black (during the day)

[swift fog]

Then the monkey shaped building turned into a giant monkey

[fallow chasm]

and the monkey said whaaaaaa

[stray glacier]

Then all the Orks came charging because they thought a Whaaaaaaagh was being called

[ivory bobcat]

A squad of Space Marines witnessed the mess with utter confusion

[dusky charm]

Then a giant atomic lizard (Godzilla) came and killed all the orks before attacking the giant monkey (King Kong)

[fallow chasm]

But then he slipped and fell down the stairs right into Hollow Earth breaking his neck

[stray glacier]

Then hollow earth got turned inside out

[dusky charm]

And then Jeffery (A mutant version of santa clause) started throwing present bombs and eating the world's supply of cookies, making him so big that people mistaked him for Galactus

[broken parcel]

then christ our saviour kills him while god ye rest ye merry gentlemen by pentatonix plays in the background

[dusky charm]

But Jeffery had cloned himself the day before, and now an infinate amount of them are running around and eating the entire universe

[fallow chasm]

But then all of existence decided to kill itself

[dusky charm]

Then Jeffery went back in time and convinced all of existence to not kill himself, and they became best friends, and now all the Jefferies work with all of existence to defeat they're enemies

[meager mortar]

And they play Minecraft together

[ivory bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-serious-stare-suspicious-gif-5319823

[fallow chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-huh-meme-gif-27557281

[midnight siren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1027661905583673444.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[dusky charm]

hehehaheha

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-gif-5535732

[stray glacier]

Then minecraft gets discontinued because Disney bought it

[broken parcel]

then steven jobs ghost comes down from heaven and posseses disney

[surreal panther]

And I break it down Fortnite style

[midnight siren]

yall we need to reboot ongoing story again

This is a new story

There was once a chaotic person

[meager mortar]

And it was impossible for this person to fall down any stairs

Not even escalators

[compact ridge]

NO

NO STAIRS

[ivory bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/stand-by-please-stand-by-gif-5682066

Oookay then, let's start that over again

There was an old man

[midnight siren]

Who lived in a small house across a river

[meager mortar]

THAT’S WHAT I’M DOING

I’m making it so there can’t be any stairs

[ivory bobcat]

SHHHHH, the story has restarted after minor technical problems, you can continue from the "house across a river"

[midnight siren]

You tried, but the word “Stair” triggers bad memories for him, thanks to Cy, coughcough

[dusky charm]

And the old man accidentally tripped into the infinete stairs cough cough cough, ummmmmmmmm, i mean infinete chairs

[midnight siren]

sigh

[ivory bobcat]

Said the old man

[midnight siren]

while he crossed the river to head to town

[toxic bay]

the old man tripped on a rock

[dusky charm]

and continued to fall down the infinete chairs

[midnight siren]

STOPPP

[dusky charm]

he never stops falling

[stoic timber]

Until

[dusky charm]

until he dies

[stoic timber]

A brutal

[dusky charm]

a brutal death from old age

[toxic bay]

with lots of explosions

[dusky charm]

Which are on an atomic level and are WAY too small to matter

[rigid fable]

But add up to make a huge explosion

[fleet geyser]

Called cheese

[dusky charm]

but cheese became actual cheese and then became centiant and chose not to explode

[brittle pasture]

Cheese

[wise gorge]

The cheese created a clone army and invaded the world

[dusky charm]

But then Galactus ate that world, and moved onto a planet called RobotArmLandiosamigo

[toxic bay]

the planet was filled with clones of iron man

[dusky charm]

and all the iron men died from being eaten by Galactus

[fallow chasm]

who then tripped down the stairs

(Bwahahaha the stairs strike again)

[dusky charm]

Then Galactus falls into infinite, and so did the rest of the Multiverse, until there was nothing left but stairs

[fleet geyser]

Stairs

[dusky charm]

infinite stairs

[midnight siren]

I’m gonna revive this let’s try and make a coherent story for once

a river flooded a nearby village in the forest idk