#f1-koster
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Sebastian
told
Us:
I
had
to
Start
my
car
like
A
computer
It's
very
Complicated
And
Nico
Rosberg
Said,
he
pressed
during
The
race
I
don't
Remember
what
race
the
Wrong
button
on
the
Wheel
Question
for
you
Two
both
Is
Formula 1
Driving
today
too
complicated
With
20
and
more
Buttons
on
the
wheel
Are
you
too
much
Under
effort
under
pressure
? Press
Jeddah'd again
How the fuck
what are you doinggggg
How?
gonna cry

I was going to allow this
OK, you know what, I'm sorry to be ruthless.
kwik and NRS you've messed up each once
you'll still get 25% of the money
but speed and I can do this
I know it
just alternate bro
...
The copypasta and the cheat sheet weren't matching so I went with the copypasta
โฆ
speed said 20
Remember you can NOT fill in for each other if you're only two
We didnโt
I'm sorry guys
I fixed the sheet, sorry for the bugs
kosterposting is a ruthless business
Easy, just don't make a mistake
Gentlemen,
A
short
View
back
To
the
Past
Thirty
Years
ago
Niki
Lauda
Told
us
Take
a
Trained
monkey
Place
him
Into
the
Cockpit
and
He
is
Able
to
Drive
the
Car
Thirty
Years
later
Sebastian
told
Us
I
Had
to
Start
my
Car
like
A
computer
It's
very
Complicated
and
Nico
Rosberg
Said
he
Pressed
during
The
race
I
don't
Remember
what
Race
the
Wrong
button
On
the
Wheel
Question
For
you
Two
both.
Is
Formula 1
Driving
today
Too
complicated
With
twenty
And
more
Buttons
on
The
wheel
Are
you
Too
much
Under
effort
Under
pressure?
What
are
Your
wishes
For
the
Future
concerning
Technical
program
During
the
Race
Less
Buttons
more?
Or
less
And
more
Communication
with
Your
engineers?
Reviewing
- Walter Koster
Referred to the stewards
Thank you to everyone who helped us achieve this.
this is a monumental moment for the server
The end?
I think this is it
Drive through penalty Car number 217
I'd like to thank everyone back at the factory
bp, David, kwik, NRS
to all you kids out there, believe in your dreams
I'd like to thank Ant
I'd like to thank Walter Koster
this is the greatest moment of my life
Kostew is deawd awand wew kiwwed hiwm
Fail
oof
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ALLA THE TIME YOU HAFTA LEAVA THA SPAYCE

One missing word
which word?
'And' 'the'
where?
where
It's the press conference question that just keeps going...and going...
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Lol
ant you are sadistic
Gentlemen
just rewatched, I cannot find a missing 'and'
It's after this
there is a missing 'the' before "the technical program"
there's a missing "the" before "technical program"
it's a missing 'the' not 'and'
jinx
Sorry I meant the
and Ant, is "Formula 1" one word or two?
FUCKING COPYPASTAS RUINED THE RUN
One word
I'm leniant on that
no edits, no mistakes
we know the whole thing
@wispy torrent after you my friend
there already was an edit
So wait, what is the transcript. I'm working from the copypasta
Sheet1
Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us: โTake a trained monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.โ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us: โI had to start my car like a computer. Itโs very complicated.โ And Nico Rosberg sai...
but be careful
I fixed a bunch of bugs
fixed
oh and spell numbers like 20 fully
I think Ant dislikes that
thank you so much bp
you have more than redeemed yourself ๐
ok @wispy torrent let's schumi-barrichello this
Before we start then is the Koster by numbers accurate?
you can be MSC if you want
You guys have way too much time on your hands
you're watching us ๐
a
Short
view
Back
to
The
past
Thirty
years
Is it too late to save ant money?
Alright I'll shoo myself
You fucked their chain
Eh, they got enough time
Mentlegen, A short view back to the past, 30 cigarettes ago
It is pretty funny ngl
Gentlemen,
Less buttons?

JENSON BUTTONS
Are you still doing this?
Trust us to end up with the Freitas of Koster Directors instead of the Masi
it's delicious
we had it, were so close
Koster limit violation
We came so close to touching greatness. My only wish is that those who come next go one step further.
Lmfao I broke him
You did
There's no penalty points in here right?
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury
Or are you both approaching a race ban?
Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty minutes ago, Ant said: "Take a trained monkey, place him in front of the keyboard and he is able to copy the pasta."
Penalty points get wiped after 12 seconds
Dear Lord, what a sad little life, Jane. You ruined my night, completely, so you could have the money, but I hope now you spend it on getting some lessons in grace and decorum because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on.
@vivid cypress can I ask you who is this question for????? you didn't say who it was for!?!
Did the truck have positraction TM though?
he said, you just didn't pay attention
Can you repeat your question?
a
Dear Walter Koster: my hopes for the future are for F1 drivers to have higher APM than Starcraft pros
I want full on keyboards
Zerg rush T1 Monza
there are too many buttons in my keyboard
Just fyi, when you all finish this completely ||Ant will tell you to check the date||
I want less and more communciation with my discorders
I mean there is a time limit to prevent this disorder
I didn't even realize that noooooo
it wasn't april 1 thirteen minutes ago
Oh i see it now
ok i actually have to go

Congratulations
Imma do the F1 equivalent of take my base and make it fly to the corner of the map while the enemy has no AA
Also anyone here got assetto?
Wroom
no
need a few racers
When?
Next week
Can a trained monkey drive the car?
Sunday
Car?
If they don't punt
RSS Formula Hybrid 2021
Yes, but not very well
30 years ago Niki Lauda said they could
fun fact
Aw, shame
My pc still is in police custody for some reason, and probably not gonna return before next mid april
USER Antoan#0001 (ANT [CFD <3]) UNDER INVESTIGATION: CREATING A SHITPOSTING THREAD AND GAINING AN ADVANTAGE
Mental advantage
okay we can't measure that so
Reputational advantage
It wasn't a lasting advantage so it's cool
Anyways if you want to, gimmie a DM
anyway if you do end up trying again and using the spreadsheet please ping me when you stumble upon the typo at "conceming," thanks
We're the McLaren of 2007. Look really good doing it but ultimately DSQ
Also copying someone else's work
And someone is probably going to beat us to it on their own
Wouldn't mind a trip to Shanghai to make a massive blunder though
i'll happily be alonso in that scenario haha
Gentlemen
A
Short
View
Back
To
The
Past
Thirty
Years
Ago
, Niki
Lauda
Told
us
"take
A
Trained
Monkey
Place
Him
Into
The
Cockpit
And
He
Will
Gentlemen,
A
Short
View
Back
To
The
Past
Thirty
Years
AND ITS LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE GO
BLUE FLAGS BLUE FLAGS
gentlemen
A
short
View
back
We saved ant money, good job
REDACTED I SWEAR
Don't swear, stay civil 
Gentlemen
No, I'm just addressing you
Sorry who was your question to? You didn't say who the question was to!
"Yeah, you know what? Here's a message for Charlie! Fuck off! Honestly, fuck off!"
.. gentlemen
A
Short
View
So was Koster when he asked his question but he didn't mind
107% rule isn't applicable in case of force majure
i.e. the trolling done by redacted
Whay
Sorry, money savings operations by redacted *
Gentlemen
Gentlemen
๐ป ๐ฎ ๐ช ๐ผ
They were on the take
not again
Anyone can unarchive it by replying, I think.
