for your koster needs (temporary thread)
#f1-koster
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THE FLOOD GATES ARE OPEN.
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What is this thread for?
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What is this thread for?
Gentlemen......
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A short view
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Back to the past....
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Thirty years ago...
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Niki Lauda said:
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"Take a trained monkey...
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"Take a trained monkey...
place him into the cockpit.......
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..and he will learn to drive the car"...
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..and he will learn to drive the car"...
Thirty years later.....
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Sebastian told us:
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Sebastian told us:
"I had to start my car like a computer....
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It's very complicated."...
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It's very complicated."...
And Nico Rosberg Said....err.....
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he pressed during the race,...
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I don't know in what race
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I don't know in what race
the wrong button on the wheel......
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Question.. ( @rigid haven PS Im going to kill you)
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Question.. ( <@!144476078377795584> PS Im going to kill you)
for you two both. (Galactic stop breaking the chain)
vivid cypress
Is formula 1 driving today too complicated with 20 and more buttons on the wheel
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Is formula 1 driving today too complicated with 20 and more buttons on the wheel
....are you too much under effort, under pressure?
tight fossil
what is this
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Gentlewen 
, a short view 
back to the past. Thirty years 3️⃣0️⃣ ago, Niki Lauda 🇦🇹👴🏁
told us: “Take a trained wonkey 🍌🐒, place him into the wockpit 💺☸️ and he is able to drive the car 🏎️🏎️🏎️.” Thirty years 3️⃣0️⃣ later, Sebastian 🇩🇪👱🏁
told us: “I had to start 🔑 my cwar 🏎️ like a cwomputer UwU 🖥️💻⌨️🖱️
. It’s very complicated ❓🤔❓.” And Nico Rosberg 🇩🇪👱🏁
said, err, he pwressed during the race 🏁🏎️, I don’t remember 😕 what race 🏁🏎️, the wrong ✖️ button 🔘
on the wheel ☸️. Question ❓
for you two 👱👨 both. Is Formula 1 1️⃣🏆🍾 driving today too complicated 🤷♀️🤷♂️ with 20 2️⃣0️⃣ and more ➕ buttons 🔘🔘🔘 on the wheel ☸️, are you too much under effort 😰😥😰😥, under pressure 
? What are your wishes 🙏🙌🙏 for the future, woncerning technical program, errrm, during the race 🏁🏎️? Less ➖ buttons 🔘, more? Or less ➖ and more ➕communication with your engineers. 🏎️📣🗣️💬
UwU version official release
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WHAT ARE YOUR WISHES FOR THE FUTURE?
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WHAT ARE YOUR WISHES FOR THE FUTURE?
......concerning technical program, errrm......
abstract dust
during the race?
ripe fog
ban those who broke the chain, including me
tight fossil
or less
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and more
glacial cedar
Or less communication
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with your engineers.
vivid cypress
END SCENE EXEUNT.
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Gentwemen 🧑👨👱🧔👴, a showt view ☀️😎 bawck tuwu the past. Thiwty yeaws 3️⃣0️⃣ ago, niki wauda 🇦🇹👴🏁🏎️3️⃣🏆 towd us: “take a twained monkey 🍌🐒, pwace him intwo the cockpit 💺☸️ awnd he iws abwe tuwu dwive the caw 🏎️🏎️🏎️.” thiwty yeaws 3️⃣0️⃣ watew, sebastian 🇩🇪👱🏁🏎️4️⃣🏆 towd us: “i had tuwu stawt 🔑 my caw 🏎️ wike a computew 🖥️💻⌨️🖱️🖨️💽💾💿📀. It’s vewy compwicated ❓🤔❓.” awnd nico wosbewg 🇩🇪👱🏁🏎️1️⃣🏆 said, eww, he pwessed duwing the wace 🏁🏎️, i don’t wemembew 😕 whawt wace 🏁🏎️, the wwong ✖️ button 🔘😱 own the wheew ☸️. Question ❓❔❓❔ fow uwu two 👱👨 both. Iws fowmuwa 1 1️⃣🏆🍾 dwiving today too compwicated 🤷♀️🤷♂️ with 20 2️⃣0️⃣ awnd mowe ➕ buttons 🔘🔘🔘 own the wheew ☸️, awe uwu too much undew effowt 😰😥😰😥, undew pwessuwe 🏋️🏋️♀️? whawt awe youw wishes 🙏🙌🙏 fow the futuwe, concewning technicaw pwogwam, ewwwm, duwing the wace 🏁🏎️? wess ➖ buttons 🔘, mowe? ow wess ➖ awnd mowe ➕communication with youw engineews. 🏎️📣🗣️💬🗯️📈📉📊📋➡️👩💻👨💻👩💻👨💻🛠️🔧
abstract dust
Can you repeat the question please?
tight fossil
Can i ask who the question is to
glacial cedar
Who's that question to?
vivid cypress
Can you repeat the question please?
glacial cedar
Well done boys
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Can you repeat the question please?
It was for me and nico, You didn't listen.......
glacial cedar
We shall repeat the ritual tomorrow /s
vivid cypress
there will be no tomorrow™️
glacial cedar
It was for me and nico, **You didn't listen**.......
Can you repeat the question?
vivid cypress
Can you repeat
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Can you repeat the question?
Gentlemen......
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Gentlemen.....
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A short view
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A short
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Back to the past
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Thirty
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Gentlemen
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Niki Lauda
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A short view
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Said:
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"Take a trained
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A short view
Back to the past (we in some loop now)
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Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us
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Thirty years later
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Gentlemen.
rigid haven
A short view
tight fossil
Gentlemen.
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Back to the past
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Too complicated
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Gentlemen
rigid haven
A short view
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Back to the past
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Back to the past
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Gentlemen
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It's very complicated
tight fossil
Can you repeat the question?
glacial cedar
More or less Jensons Buttons?
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A trained monkey
vivid cypress
Who's that question to?
tight fossil
more or less?
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Niki Laud
rigid haven
See, you weren't listening.
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Who's that question to?
It was for me and nico, you didn't listen
vivid cypress
less buttons, more?
tight fossil
race engineers
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can you repeat the question?
vivid cypress
take a trained monkey
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more buttons
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Gentlemen.
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waxen hazel
Is this how F1 conferences usually go?
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take a **trained monkey**
And put him in the car (this is going downhill)
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Under pressure
tight fossil
a more or less Niki monkey told us comlicated 30 years ago
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Is this how F1 conferences usually go?
Yes, welcome to F1-Koster, the realistic simulator of a F1 Conference.
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Future concerning
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a more or less Niki monkey told us comlicated 30 years ago
Hello Jaden Smith
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Future concerning monkey buttons
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Future concerning monkey buttons
Sebastian, Take a trained monkey
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More or less and more
rigid haven
Ant reading my mind
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new profile picture
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Two both
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Take both Lauda and Monkey on a wrong button
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Every time the chain is broken you have to restart from the beginning
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Gentlemen
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A short view back to the past
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Sebastian told us I had to start my car
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A view back short past the to
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Gentlemen
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Gentlemen, my car is a computer
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A short view back to the past
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Gentlemen
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A short view
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back to the past
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Thirty
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years
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Gentlemen
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A
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A short
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A short
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FUCK
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BRUH
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LNMAO
rigid haven
Gentlemen
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A SHORT
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VIEW
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Back
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TO
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THE
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PAST
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THIRTY
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THIRTY
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YOU
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NOOOOOOOOOOO
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AWDNBIOHAWJDNAWDKJWANDKJWANDAWDJNKAW
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GFDI
vivid cypress
Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us: "Take a trained monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car." Thirty years later Sebastian told us: "I had to start my car like a computer. It's very complicated." And Nico Rosbeg said, err, he pressed during the race, I don't remember what race, the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you to both. Is formula 1 driving today too complicated with 20 and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future, concerning technical program, errrm, during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more comunication with your engineers.
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We're all in purgatory now
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MENTLEGEN
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GENTLEMEN
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A
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SHORT
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Gentlemen
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YOU
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YOU
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SON\
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OF
hardy adder
Rip to koster…we shall now say the concluding prayers🙏🏽🪦
vivid cypress
AYO
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GENTLEMEN
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A
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SHORT
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WHY
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Ayo gentlemen
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Gentlemen.
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A
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Short
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View
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back
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To
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The
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past
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Thirty
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years
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gn _W\
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ADHAWLDJHALKDAWNDKA
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LADIES
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A
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LONG
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It's lights our and away we fo
rigid haven
Charles, before I start my question, I have to remind you of high praises – no doubt you have had more good races than bad ones, but if we stick to the less good races with bad luck and mishaps, such as Baku, where the Ferrari hit the barriers, in Bahrain where you lost the lead due to an engine problem, in Austria where you were caught by Max and Monaco, your first home race, was very disappointing with last place and probably the low point, in Hockenheim, it was a mistake of the driver and last in Brazil, the finish after a hard battle with your teammate. Now, my question to the pop star of Formula 1: what was your best race among your worst races? Can you give us, please, a ranking regarding your five not so good races, starting with the worst? I’m a polite person or man, please excuse this question, but I still hope for an answer.
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Gentwemen 🧑👨👱🧔👴, a showt view ☀️😎 bawck tuwu the past. Thiwty yeaws 3️⃣0️⃣ ago, niki wauda 🇦🇹👴🏁🏎️3️⃣🏆 towd us: “take a twained monkey 🍌🐒, pwace him intwo the cockpit 💺☸️ awnd he iws abwe tuwu dwive the caw 🏎️🏎️🏎️.” thiwty yeaws 3️⃣0️⃣ watew, sebastian 🇩🇪👱🏁🏎️4️⃣🏆 towd us: “i had tuwu stawt 🔑 my caw 🏎️ wike a computew 🖥️💻⌨️🖱️🖨️💽💾💿📀. It’s vewy compwicated ❓🤔❓.” awnd nico wosbewg 🇩🇪👱🏁🏎️1️⃣🏆 said, eww, he pwessed duwing the wace 🏁🏎️, i don’t wemembew 😕 whawt wace 🏁🏎️, the wwong ✖️ button 🔘😱 own the wheew ☸️. Question ❓❔❓❔ fow uwu two 👱👨 both. Iws fowmuwa 1 1️⃣🏆🍾 dwiving today too compwicated 🤷♀️🤷♂️ with 20 2️⃣0️⃣ awnd mowe ➕ buttons 🔘🔘🔘 own the wheew ☸️, awe uwu too much undew effowt 😰😥😰😥, undew pwessuwe 🏋️🏋️♀️? whawt awe youw wishes 🙏🙌🙏 fow the futuwe, concewning technicaw pwogwam, ewwwm, duwing the wace 🏁🏎️? wess ➖ buttons 🔘, mowe? ow wess ➖ awnd mowe ➕communication with youw engineews. 🏎️📣🗣️💬🗯️📈📉📊📋➡️👩💻👨💻👩💻👨💻🛠️🔧
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IT'S LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE GO ☠️
glacial cedar
I haven't laughed this good in fucking ages 
vivid cypress
Someone make a yt video
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Lentlegem!
tight fossil
SIR LEWSI HAMILTON
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Sir Livsey Hamilton
hardy adder
Our concluding prayers are now finished. In the name of our lord koster? Amen🙏🏽🪦💐
tight fossil
amen
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Gentlemen
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Mental gen
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itals
vivid cypress
He's back! And this time it's Lewis Hamilton!
glacial cedar
But here comes Sebastian Vettel!
tight fossil
But whats happened
hardy adder
Krashtappen
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A long blind forward to the future. 1/30 seconds yet to happen
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Nico said that he pressed a long Vettel on a Button
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Kimi raikonnen, having to defend from lastname and lastname
tight fossil
and a monkey told him niki years short view
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Kimi raikonnen, having to defend from lastname and lastname
Wholesome family moment
glacial cedar
and a monkey told him niki years short view
r/stroke
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Ok so is Sebastian Vettel the trained monkey?
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Ok so is Sebastian Vettel the trained monkey?
Yes
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Lentalgem, a short stroke back to the future
glacial cedar
Actually that fits in the timeline
vivid cypress
AND SEBASTIAN VETTEL TAKES THE PODIUM
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I don't remember what race
tight fossil
MAX VERSTAPPEN. YOU ARE THE WORLD CHAMPIOn. THE WORLD CHAMPIOn
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Gloves and steering wheel
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Yes yes I know what to do
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For what?
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Oh my god! What did we just do?! WE WON THE F***ING RACE YEAHHH OH MY GOD
rigid haven
No kimi, you will not have the drincc!
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Gentlemen
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I don't know the season or what is the reason I'm standing here holding my microphone
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Too much under effort
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No kimi, you will not have the drincc!
Is it draining the bottle?
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The wrong button
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Dear Lord, what a sad little life, Jane. You ruined my night, completely
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MAX VERSTAPPEN. YOU ARE THE WORLD CHAMPIOn. THE WORLD CHAMPIOn
JENSON BUTTON IS A GRAND PRIX WINNER.....GET IN THEREEEEE
tight fossil
oops
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Question
rigid haven
GET IN THERE CHARLES!
tight fossil
Dear Lord, what a sad little life, Jane. You ruined my night, completely
hmmm?
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GET IN THERE CHARLES!
BA BUM BA BUM BUM BA BA BA BUM BUM BUM
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Grazie regazzi
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Grazie regazzi
That is podium man, that's a wrap!
tight fossil
Bono my tires are gone
Lewis Hamilton sets the fastest lap of the race so far
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Say a little player for Niki Lauda
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Gentlemen
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A
tight fossil
Grazie regazzi
grazie a tutti
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Gentlemen
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A
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A
hardy adder
Say a little player for Niki Lauda
🙏🏽 amen
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Ladies
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Gentlemen
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A
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Q
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Short
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MANUL YOU
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Gentlemen
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A
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Short
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View
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Back
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To
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The
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Past
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30
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Years
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Ago
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Ago
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FUCK
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Gentlemen
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Ok i give up on the F1-Koster Cult
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Ok i give up on the F1-Koster Cult
it's been a good run
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People
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My fellow petrol consumers
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My fellow petrol consumers
POWERRRRR
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My fellow hybrid lifeforms
hardy adder
My fellow petrol consumers
Petrol sir? You are expensive these days…
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Gentlemen, a short view back to the past: 30 years ago Ant tried to get a bunch of trained monkeys to Koster post in sequence
Gentlemen, a short view into the future: 30 years from now Ant is still waiting on that bunch of trained monkeys to Koster post in sequence
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My brothers and sisters in Koster
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t
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N
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l
vivid cypress
Hmmm
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g
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This is going to be interesting
waxen hazel
One of them does not belong
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Tle
earnest pagoda
OK, everyone, one letter at a time. you can't do more than one. Let's go
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Fuck
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G
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G
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T
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l
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E
vivid cypress
I owe the last person of the kolter sentence 10 buckaroos if the phrase is completed in 1 word sequence. DM me if you get to it
You have 12 hours until <t:1648803840:F>
earnest pagoda
no no start again each time we do too many.
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G
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e
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N
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Gentlemen
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A
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short
rigid haven
Gentlemen
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A
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GENTLEMEN I WANT A SHORT WALK BACK TO THE PAST
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view!!! not walk!!
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When this channel didn't exist yet
earnest pagoda
Ant, I think your money is safe
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When it comes to the last word
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No
earnest pagoda
1 word at a time!
Gentlemen
vivid cypress
Everyone will fight over it
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If you see someone else typing then don't type. Can't believe we're actually coordinating
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EVERYONE WE NEED A COACH
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TO PRACTICE
It's not Friday yet, come on
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WHO'S OUR COACH
waxen hazel
WHO'S OUR COACH
You
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you have 12 hours
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@rigid haven SAY FOR US A MOTIVATIONAL SPEAK.
earnest pagoda
We can do it right now
just don't say anything other than the next word. If you see someone typing, don't type
Gentlemen,
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Gentlemen
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a
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Short
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View
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back
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To
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the
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past
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30
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years
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Ago
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Niki
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Lauda
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delete
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askhdlfji;adhksbfa;
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no
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OK OK here we go
tight fossil
pls
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If you see someone typing just don't type. Then wait for them to post then respond
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DISCORD DIDN'T TELL ME SOMEONE WAS TYPING
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delete is not fair
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Gentlemen,
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A
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Short
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View
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Back
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To
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Guys
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Patience young padawans
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We need to organise
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Gentlemen
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a
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short
abstract plinth
Here to save ant some bucks
tight fossil
erwoiybvewbv
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Fuck
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REDACTED No!
tight fossil
WHY
earnest pagoda
ok it's Squirrel - Micky - Manul - Speed - kwik in that order. let's go
Gentlemen,
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A
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Short
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ok it's Squirrel - Micky - Manul - Speed - kwik in that order. let's go
No cheating
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Gentlemen
vivid cypress
It's not really @abstract plinth
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No cheating
It's not cheating it's hard working
earnest pagoda
ok it's Squirrel - Mickey - Speed. ignore any other messages
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If you see a post wait 20 seconds
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Gentlemen,
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A
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Short
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view
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Back
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To
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the
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The
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BP youre dying tomorrow morning
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I've never laughed so hard
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from a ladder fall
tight fossil
ill crucify the next person to mess it up 🥲
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Gentwemen 🧑👨👱🧔👴, a showt view ☀️😎 bawck tuwu the past. Thiwty yeaws 3️⃣0️⃣ ago, niki wauda 🇦🇹👴🏁🏎️3️⃣🏆 towd us: “take a twained monkey 🍌🐒, pwace him intwo the cockpit 💺☸️ awnd he iws abwe tuwu dwive the caw 🏎️🏎️🏎️.” thiwty yeaws 3️⃣0️⃣ watew, sebastian 🇩🇪👱🏁🏎️4️⃣🏆 towd us: “i had tuwu stawt 🔑 my caw 🏎️ wike a computew 🖥️💻⌨️🖱️🖨️💽💾💿📀. It’s vewy compwicated ❓🤔❓.” awnd nico wosbewg 🇩🇪👱🏁🏎️1️⃣🏆 said, eww, he pwessed duwing the wace 🏁🏎️, i don’t wemembew 😕 whawt wace 🏁🏎️, the wwong ✖️ button 🔘😱 own the wheew ☸️. Question ❓❔❓❔ fow uwu two 👱👨 both. Iws fowmuwa 1 1️⃣🏆🍾 dwiving today too compwicated 🤷♀️🤷♂️ with 20 2️⃣0️⃣ awnd mowe ➕ buttons 🔘🔘🔘 own the wheew ☸️, awe uwu too much undew effowt 😰😥😰😥, undew pwessuwe 🏋️🏋️♀️? whawt awe youw wishes 🙏🙌🙏 fow the futuwe, concewning technicaw pwogwam, ewwwm, duwing the wace 🏁🏎️? wess ➖ buttons 🔘, mowe? ow wess ➖ awnd mowe ➕communication with youw engineews. 🏎️📣🗣️💬🗯️📈📉📊📋➡️👩💻👨💻👩💻👨💻🛠️🔧
rigid haven
I know this is a shitposting channel, but let's not actually threaten people.
earnest pagoda
OK, who is actually willing to give up the next five minutes to do this?
primal roost
I'm sorry if you wanted to just have your private party you could've gone to group DMs 😾
earnest pagoda
i am
earnest pagoda
@primal roost you want in?
primal roost
nah I'm good
earnest pagoda
ok
bright field
we need to train hard
earnest pagoda
Squirrel - Mickey - Speed it is
wispy torrent
Tbf half the fun is in the random desire to get the next word
hardy adder
Y’all got it
bright field
A
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Short
earnest pagoda
view
tight fossil
back
earnest pagoda
@tight fossil whyyyyyyy
bright field
from a ladder fall
tight fossil
<@!617426575914303514> whyyyyyyy
I MESASAGE CFISTt
wispy torrent
Less Buttons? More? Or Less? And More?
hardy adder
A
earnest pagoda
I MESASAGE CFISTt
do you want in on the rotation? otherwise don't message please
vivid cypress
What you decide to do with the 10 is up to you, if you want to share it with your 'teammates'
tight fossil
do you want in on the rotation? otherwise don't message please
i always was
wispy torrent
Communication with your engineers
hardy adder
Start now
tight fossil
10 what
hardy adder
I’ll start
bright field
10 buckeroos
earnest pagoda
NRS - Squirrel - MIckey - Speed - kwik, in that order
hardy adder
Gentlemen
earnest pagoda
a
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short
hardy adder
Gentlemen
earnest pagoda
NRS WHYYY
wispy torrent
Ladies
earnest pagoda
start again @hardy adder
NRS - Squirrel - MIckey - Speed - kwik, in that order
hardy adder
Gentlemen
earnest pagoda
a
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Short
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View
tight fossil
back
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to
earnest pagoda
the
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Past
tight fossil
30
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Years
earnest pagoda
ago
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Niki
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Lauda
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told
earnest pagoda
us
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Take
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a
earnest pagoda
trained
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Monkey
tight fossil
place
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GFDI
earnest pagoda
him
rigid haven
That was the best one yet, though.
earnest pagoda
ok ok we got it
bright field
yeah it was so good
vivid cypress
No comments, no edits. RAW TEXT
wispy torrent
Seriously though, just be patient. Don't post the next word if you have it loaded
earnest pagoda
it's just there are unreliable team members....
abstract plinth
Spell out "Thirty"too
tight fossil
earnest pagoda
@hardy adder ....
wispy torrent
Take time to type it all out
primal roost
there literally are voice channels for out-of-band communications
earnest pagoda
@tight fossil ....
wispy torrent
VC is cheating
hardy adder
It’s scary seeing so many people typing
bright field
squirrel REALLY wants those 10 bucks
wispy torrent
I believe
earnest pagoda
just stick to the rota and we can do it
abstract plinth
There are easier ways to get 20 bucks
wispy torrent
Just go slooowwwww
hardy adder
Gentleman
earnest pagoda
Squirrel - Mickey - Speed - NRS - kwik.
If someone messes up, Speed fills in after 20 seconds
wispy torrent
Slower than the Hilliams
vivid cypress
Gentlemen
earnest pagoda
Gentlemen,
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A
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Short
hardy adder
view
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back
primal roost
message deletion cheating detected
hardy adder
to
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Gentlemen,
earnest pagoda
STick to the schedule!!!!!
hardy adder
A
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Gentlemen
tight fossil
a
earnest pagoda
short
bright field
view
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Back
hardy adder
back
earnest pagoda
Squirrel - Mickey - Speed - NRS - kwik.
If someone messes up, Speed fills in after 20 seconds.
Gentlemen,
bright field
A
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Short
hardy adder
View
tight fossil
View
earnest pagoda
kwik read the schedule!!!!!!
Squirrel - Mickey - Speed - NRS - kwik.
If someone messes up, Speed fills in after 20 seconds
tight fossil
oops
earnest pagoda
Gentlemen,
bright field
A
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Short
hardy adder
View
tight fossil
Back
earnest pagoda
to
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The
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Past
hardy adder
Thirty
tight fossil
Years
earnest pagoda
ago
bright field
Niki
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Lauda
hardy adder
Told
tight fossil
Us
earnest pagoda
"take
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a
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trained
hardy adder
Monkey
tight fossil
, place
earnest pagoda
him
bright field
in
wispy torrent
to
vivid cypress
hardy adder
The
tight fossil
cockpit
earnest pagoda
and
earnest pagoda
wait any broke it
waxen hazel
Also into is a single word
vivid cypress
It's wrong
earnest pagoda
This is the official fia.com version:
Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race - he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?
hardy adder
We did nice
waxen hazel
Also you should make a spreadsheet
hardy adder
🥲
earnest pagoda
no "trained", and "into" is one word
wispy torrent
Yeah I tried to save it by making into into in to
formal bear
No punctuation violations either
vivid cypress
Don't worry about the punctuation
That's too mean
Playing the devils advocate here
MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR WORDS AND SPELLING RIGHT
wispy torrent
Huh, the copypasta is wrong
ornate fern
Wow this is crazy
hardy adder
Ikr
waxen hazel
My ladders, I'm afraid to say this will take longer than 12 hours
earnest pagoda
ok just go off this official version: Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race - he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?
Squirrel - Mickey - Speed - NRS - kwik, if someone misses, after 20 seconds Speed fills in.
Gentlemen,
bright field
a
ornate fern
Short
hardy adder
short
primal roost
Playing the devils advocate here
**MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR WORDS AND SPELLING RI...
but playing the devil is so much more fun 
bright field
lol
ornate fern
A
tight fossil
why
waxen hazel
earnest pagoda
david noooo
bright field
speed was the one to replace and it's gone
waxen hazel
No speed
tight fossil
nooo
formal bear
Squirrel losing his mind
earnest pagoda
but this is a mob
vivid cypress
tight fossil
wait
wispy torrent
I was getting the other copypasta ready
tight fossil
1 more
earnest pagoda
this is worse than the Ferrari strategy room
hardy adder
We shall 
start
earnest pagoda
Ant you have driven me to insanity
primal roost
just try again in four hours when the server is asleep
wispy torrent
More communication with your engineers
tight fossil
1 more try
hardy adder
Order again?
waxen hazel
just try again in four hours when the server is asleep
Good idea
earnest pagoda
sigh let's do it
hardy adder
Last time!
vivid cypress
Side note
wispy torrent
Think HRT
vivid cypress
If someone interrrupts you
tight fossil
can you guys feel good about yourselves going to sleep tonight knowing you failed this
vivid cypress
You have all reason to hate them
Your progress will be reset if someone interrupts you.
So there's a bit of speed involved and stratagy involved.
I will not interrupt unless something is wrong...
tight fossil
I think not
earnest pagoda
ok thank you Ant!!! that makes it better
ok just go off this official version: Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race - he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?
Squirrel - Mickey - Speed - NRS - kwik, if someone misses, after 20 seconds Speed fills in. If Speed is not there, I will fill in.
wispy torrent
Ok
bright field
Gentleman, A short view back to hating our lives, Thirty minutes ago, we had a objective: Take a trained group of people, and make a chain that actually works.
earnest pagoda
if someone interrupts witha. correct answer, we move on as if that word was filled correctly, and mvoe to the next slot in the rota
wispy torrent
Just
earnest pagoda
Gentlemen,
bright field
a
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Short
hardy adder
View
tight fossil
Back
earnest pagoda
to
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the
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Past
hardy adder
Thirty
tight fossil
years
earnest pagoda
ago
bright field
Niki
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Lauda
hardy adder
Told
tight fossil
us
earnest pagoda
"take
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a
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Monkey
hardy adder
, place
tight fossil
him
earnest pagoda
into
bright field
the
wispy torrent
Cockpit
hardy adder
And
tight fossil
he
earnest pagoda
is
bright field
able
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To
hardy adder
Drive
tight fossil
the
earnest pagoda
car"
bright field
Thirty
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Years
hardy adder
Later
tight fossil
Sebastian
earnest pagoda
told
bright field
us
wispy torrent
I
hardy adder
Had
tight fossil
to
earnest pagoda
start
bright field
my
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Car
hardy adder
With
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nooooooo
wispy torrent
EYYYYYYYYYY LMAO
rigid haven
That was so good
ornate fern
I believed in you guys
earnest pagoda
i thought we were going to do it!!!!!
hardy adder
I was wrong?
ornate fern
You were so close
wispy torrent
I don't remember what race
waxen hazel
Guys this is food progress
bright field
NRS just turned right and crashed into the wall
wispy torrent
He pressed the wrong button
hardy adder
Smh
primal roost
43/124 words
earnest pagoda
just copy the text document I sent...
wispy torrent
It's very complicated
ornate fern
Turned right in a left hander
formal bear
NRS just turned right and crashed into the wall
Pulled a Latifi
wispy torrent
Rosberg said that
waxen hazel
Turned right in a left hander
Based cornerjnf texnx
ornate fern
Pulled an Ericsson under safety car
wispy torrent
Is Formula One?
tight fossil
dont be disheartened
earnest pagoda
ok just go off this official version:
copy this into another window
Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race - he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?
Squirrel - Mickey - Speed - NRS - kwik, if someone misses, after 20 seconds Speed fills in. If Speed is not there, I will fill in.
wispy torrent
Twenty and more Apparently we're not doing the trained part
earnest pagoda
Gentlemen,
bright field
a
earnest pagoda
no it is correct.
vivid cypress
No it's incorrect
earnest pagoda
everyone thinks it is 'trained'
vivid cypress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDOQBUawXik
I will be using this as src. Ums, stutters uhhs erms are optional.
listen
0:09
earnest pagoda
well the FIA transcript is wrong then...
bright field
well the FIA transcript is wrong then...
everything is wrong about that question
tight fossil
everyone thinks it is 'trained'
it is trained
primal roost
"take a trick monkey"
earnest pagoda
i don't think he said 'trained' there,, he kinda stubmled and then went straight onto monkey
wispy torrent
I FUCKING KNEW HE SAID TRAINED. THE UWU VERSION IS CORRECT
earnest pagoda
Ant, surely the most official source is the FIA transcript
vivid cypress
We know the FIA can be incorrect
wispy torrent
It's like the dead sea scrolls
bright field
Ant, surely the most official source is the FIA transcript
Nothing is official
everything is wrong
earnest pagoda
ok let me quickly listen to the question and see if there are any other issues
then we go again
wispy torrent
The uwu is the Greek to the original Aramaic
ornate fern
What if
vivid cypress
I will be using the interview as a source
ornate fern
What's there rate limit on discord
vivid cypress
'errrms and uhhs' are optional
bright field
i'm benching myself
retiring from f1-koster untill further notice
wispy torrent
Gentlemen 🧑👨👱🧔👴, a short view ☀️😎 back to the past. Thirty years 3️⃣0️⃣ ago, Niki Lauda 🇦🇹👴🏁🏎️3️⃣🏆 told us: “Take a trained monkey 🍌🐒, place him into the cockpit 💺☸️ and he is able to drive the car 🏎️🏎️🏎️.” Thirty years 3️⃣0️⃣ later, Sebastian 🇩🇪👱🏁🏎️4️⃣🏆 told us: “I had to start 🔑 my car 🏎️ like a computer 🖥️💻⌨️🖱️🖨️💽💾💿📀. It’s very complicated ❓🤔❓.” And Nico Rosberg 🇩🇪👱🏁🏎️1️⃣🏆 said, err, he pressed during the race 🏁🏎️, I don’t remember 😕 what race 🏁🏎️, the wrong ✖️ button 🔘😱 on the wheel ☸️. Question ❓❔❓❔ for you two 👱👨 both. Is Formula 1 1️⃣🏆🍾 driving today too complicated 🤷♀️🤷♂️ with 20 2️⃣0️⃣ and more ➕ buttons 🔘🔘🔘 on the wheel ☸️, are you too much under effort 😰😥😰😥, under pressure 🏋️🏋️♀️? What are your wishes 🙏🙌🙏 for the future, concerning technical program, errrm, during the race 🏁🏎️? Less ➖ buttons 🔘, more? Or less ➖ and more ➕communication with your engineers. 🏎️📣🗣️💬🗯️📈📉📊📋➡️👩💻👨💻👩💻👨💻🛠️🔧
For reference
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Gentwemen 🧑👨👱🧔👴, a showt view ☀️😎 bawck tuwu the past. Thiwty yeaws 3️⃣0️⃣ ago, niki wauda 🇦🇹👴🏁🏎️3️⃣🏆 towd us: “take a twained monkey 🍌🐒, pwace him intwo the cockpit 💺☸️ awnd he iws abwe tuwu dwive the caw 🏎️🏎️🏎️.” thiwty yeaws 3️⃣0️⃣ watew, sebastian 🇩🇪👱🏁🏎️4️⃣🏆 towd us: “i had tuwu stawt 🔑 my caw 🏎️ wike a computew 🖥️💻⌨️🖱️🖨️💽💾💿📀. It’s vewy compwicated ❓🤔❓.” awnd nico wosbewg 🇩🇪👱🏁🏎️1️⃣🏆 said, eww, he pwessed duwing the wace 🏁🏎️, i don’t wemembew 😕 whawt wace 🏁🏎️, the wwong ✖️ button 🔘😱 own the wheew ☸️. Question ❓❔❓❔ fow uwu two 👱👨 both. Iws fowmuwa 1 1️⃣🏆🍾 dwiving today too compwicated 🤷♀️🤷♂️ with 20 2️⃣0️⃣ awnd mowe ➕ buttons 🔘🔘🔘 own the wheew ☸️, awe uwu too much undew effowt 😰😥😰😥, undew pwessuwe 🏋️🏋️♀️? whawt awe youw wishes 🙏🙌🙏 fow the futuwe, concewning technicaw pwogwam, ewwwm, duwing the wace 🏁🏎️? wess ➖ buttons 🔘, mowe? ow wess ➖ awnd mowe ➕communication with youw engineews. 🏎️📣🗣️💬🗯️📈📉📊📋➡️👩💻👨💻👩💻👨💻🛠️🔧
For pain
earnest pagoda
OK this version is actually correct @wispy torrent
bright field
Gentwemen 🧑👨👱🧔👴, a showt view ☀️😎 bawck tuwu the past. Thiwty yeaws 3️⃣0️⃣...
inb4 we try to do the uwu version
earnest pagoda
ignore emojis, ignore ehhh, ewww, etc., and replace the words so they are correctly spelled
who is in the team now?f
bright field
i'm off.
wispy torrent
Emojis obligatory
hardy adder
Ohhh wike is like not with
ornate fern
You can do this guys
bright field
i want to check statsf1
tight fossil
shall we begin
wispy torrent
I'm in
ornate fern
It's vewy compwicwated
earnest pagoda
David you in?
hardy adder
Mickey
ornate fern
Nah
earnest pagoda
NRS you in?
hardy adder
Bet
ornate fern
I'm the fan on the grandstand
hardy adder
Mickey?
ornate fern
Payed big money to see this
earnest pagoda
ok. The order is Squirrel - NRS - Speed - kwik. If anyone is not answering after 20 seconds, speed writes. if not, then i write
wispy torrent
Are you too much under effort?
hardy adder
A
wispy torrent
Short
tight fossil
view
earnest pagoda
back
hardy adder
To
wispy torrent
the
tight fossil
past
earnest pagoda
Thirty
hardy adder
Years
wispy torrent
Ago
tight fossil
, Niki
earnest pagoda
Lauda
hardy adder
Told
wispy torrent
Us
tight fossil
"Take
earnest pagoda
a
hardy adder
Trained
wispy torrent
Monkey
tight fossil
place
earnest pagoda
him
hardy adder
Into
earnest pagoda
and
hardy adder
He
wispy torrent
Is
tight fossil
able
earnest pagoda
to
hardy adder
Drive
tight fossil
the
wispy torrent
Car
hardy adder
“
wispy torrent
For the future: concerning
hardy adder
Thirty
tight fossil
years
earnest pagoda
what do you mean why?
wispy torrent
Ant already said it was dead after I had to fill in
earnest pagoda
oh we're not allowed to have people message twice/
ornate fern
Ohh you can't do multiple messages on your own
wispy torrent
Yeah it was the one flaw in our plan
hardy adder
Do we get a pass?
earnest pagoda
ok. The order is Squirrel - NRS - Speed - kwik. If anyone is not answering after 20 seconds, speed writes. if he cannot write because he just went, then i write.
a yellow flag reaction means the substitute has to fill in
a max emoji means be careful, tricky section ahead - check the emoji transcript
hardy adder
It looks like I’m typing but actually waiting for my turn
earnest pagoda
Gentlemen,
hardy adder
A
wispy torrent
Short
tight fossil
view
earnest pagoda
back
hardy adder
To
wispy torrent
The
tight fossil
past
earnest pagoda
thirty
hardy adder
Years
wispy torrent
Ago
tight fossil
Niki
earnest pagoda
Lauda
hardy adder
Told
wispy torrent
Us
tight fossil
"Take
earnest pagoda
a
hardy adder
Trained
wispy torrent
Monkey
tight fossil
, place
earnest pagoda
him
hardy adder
Into
wispy torrent
The
tight fossil
cockpit
earnest pagoda
and
hardy adder
He
wispy torrent
Is
tight fossil
able
earnest pagoda
to
hardy adder
Drive
wispy torrent
The
tight fossil
car"
earnest pagoda
Thirty
hardy adder
Years
wispy torrent
Later
tight fossil
, Sebastian
earnest pagoda
told
hardy adder
Us:
wispy torrent
I
tight fossil
had
earnest pagoda
to
hardy adder
Start
wispy torrent
My
tight fossil
car
earnest pagoda
like
hardy adder
A
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Computer
tight fossil
It's
earnest pagoda
very
hardy adder
Complicated
wispy torrent
And
tight fossil
Nico
earnest pagoda
Rosberg
hardy adder
Said,
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Err
tight fossil
he
earnest pagoda
pressed
hardy adder
During
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The
tight fossil
race
earnest pagoda
- I
hardy adder
Don’t
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Remember
tight fossil
what
earnest pagoda
race -
hardy adder
The
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Wrong
tight fossil
button
earnest pagoda
on
hardy adder
The
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Wheel
tight fossil
Question
earnest pagoda
for
hardy adder
You
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Two
tight fossil
both
earnest pagoda
Is
hardy adder
Formula 1
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Driving
tight fossil
today
earnest pagoda
too
hardy adder
Complicated
wispy torrent
With
tight fossil
twenty
earnest pagoda
and
hardy adder
More
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Buttons
tight fossil
on
earnest pagoda
the
hardy adder
Wheel
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Are
tight fossil
you
earnest pagoda
too
hardy adder
Much
wispy torrent
Under
tight fossil
pessure?
wispy torrent
FUCK
earnest pagoda
ASDFHKJASDHGL;ADFS
hardy adder
It’s fine continue
earnest pagoda
nooooooo
tight fossil
ill see myself out
earnest pagoda
arghhhh
ornate fern
Oh man
hardy adder
Under
there
wispy torrent
concerning technical program
primal roost
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1CJYGe-BJvDYtLCfT5hVy4CMxfjSc-jn3AoJEzi1IsTk/edit#gid=863980679 there you go
hardy adder
Under effort under pressure
vivid cypress
Amazing attempt.
earnest pagoda
Man we came close
idk if I can do this anymore
but I don't think I can give up either
tight fossil
I have failed you all 😟
wispy torrent
said, err
hardy adder
Pitty points?
earnest pagoda
Ant you have game theoried us into cooperation
ornate fern
Basically Max's Jeddah quali lap from last year
hardy adder
It takes a lot
earnest pagoda
we go again or what?
wispy torrent
i don’t wemembew
vivid cypress
hardy adder
Dyslexia is just like g force except in your eyes
ornate fern
Ant looks like your money is safe
earnest pagoda
kwik are you still in?
tight fossil
sure
earnest pagoda
ok
primal roost
I split the copypasta by number of people in that google sheet, all you gotta do is go down that list and copy paste your column in
wispy torrent
Ant is the house in Vegas
hardy adder
I have rehab for my meniscus in a bit…So one more for me
Then I have plans for the rest of the day…
We can do dis
wispy torrent
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1CJYGe-BJvDYtLCfT5hVy4CMxfjSc-jn3AoJEzi1I...
Koster posting by numbers
vivid cypress
It's amazing what measures people would go to
ornate fern
All this for $2,5
wispy torrent
I don't even want the money I'm just here for the fun of it
primal roost
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Speed - 2
Kwik - 3
Speed fills in after 20 seconds, when a 
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