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#2024 Japanese GP Haiku Thread
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2024 Japanese GP Haiku Thread
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And away we go!
Wait, what's that towards the back?
It's Stroll, he's spun round!
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And verstappen wins!
One minute gap to second,
Two more to third place.
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Hulkenberg on pole
Sauber botches a pit stop
Sargeant in the points
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Ferrari hopeful,
Could challenge Red Bull, maybe?
Nope, Verstappen wins!
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A shoutout to Jacksfilms btw, for forever engraving in my head that jingle that teaches you the rhythm of how a haiku should sound
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Vettel bee hotels
second turn buzzin' corner
bees bees bees bees bees
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Tsunoda at home
And with him Iwasa-san
In free practice 1
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Vettel bee hotels
second turn buzzin' corner
bees bees bees bees bees
I feel like you’re into bees aren’t you ?
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Japanese Grand Prix
Who will win? I guess we’ll see
Red Bull, Alpine, me?
I winning fr
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Suzuka is back
What an incredible track
Max Verstappen wins!!!
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Spring cherry blossoms,
Pink Alpine at Suzuka?
Nope, only carbon.
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Mountains watch, fans cheer,
Sushi, sake, speed combine,
Fernando smiles, wins.
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I feel like you’re into bees aren’t you ?
yes indeed I am
but I stay away from them
being stung is bad
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Japanese F1 fans,
dedicated ladies, gents,
some even with DRS hats.
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Ayrton and Alain
Came together this Grand Prix
In 1990
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Japanese F1 fans,
dedicated ladies, gents,
some even with DRS hats.
WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE
Too many syllables there
Not a real haiku
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Well I fuckin try, I'm not a bloody native, not to mention that according to https://www.haikusyllablecounter.com/, it was 4-7-5
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Bruh did you not read
RC explained it up top
That's a paddlin'
4-7-5, bruh?
You did 6 7 and 8
not even close bruh
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Well I fuckin try, I'm not a bloody native, not to mention that according to htt...
first two lines were great
but the last is much too long
fifteen plus the link
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You see, this is why
I never do anything
outside comfort zone
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Dezent post Shiba
Leave the man alone for now
Verstappen winning
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To be fair to him
RC fucked it up as well
Last line there is six
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Red Bull Brakes Person
Better Practice A Lot More
Before Japan Race
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Acronyms, numbers
might destroy your haiku when
Syllables pronounced
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this is a haiku
about oscar piastri
I love good pastries
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Acronyms, numbers
might destroy your haiku when
Syllables pronounced
Perhaps, I reject
your reality, Wyngs, and
substitute my own
Anyway, this loads
my extreme smooth brain too much
so I take my leave
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Gentleman, a short
view Back to the past. Thirty
years ago Nicki
Is able to drive
the car" thirty years later,
Sebastian told us
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I had to start my
Car like a computer it’s
Very complica
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ted. And Nico Ros
berg said that during the race
- I don’t remember
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Too out of the loop
To continue the bit here
GO GET EM LANDO
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best track in the world
in october or april
hope it doesn't rain
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ted. And Nico Ros
berg said that during the race
\- I don’t remember
what race - he pressed the
wrong button on the wheel. Ques-
tion for you both: is
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Daniel succeeds
In picking up his first points
And plus ten seconds
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more buttons on the
wheel, are you too much under
effort, under pres-
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programme during the
race? less buttons, more? or less
and more communi-
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Cation with your en
Gineers? -Can I ask you who
This question is to ?
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Who do you want to
answer it? Who's it to? He
said, it's for Nico
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And myself you did
N’t listen can you repeat
The question ? crowd laugh
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Gentlemen, we have
done it. Best question ever
asked is now haiku
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if only we did
it in one take :( fantasy
remains unfulfilled
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Always there is next
year, just as maybe next year
is Ferrari's year
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It's Yuki's home race
He wants to finish P1
He needs to stay calm
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Japanese islands
Suddenly Formula 1
Beyond the Badger
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Engines roar, hearts race,
Japan's curves embrace speed's grace,
Victors find their place.
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Though my bio is
No haiku comes to mind Ex-
-cept Yuki P1
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Engines roar, hearts race,
Japan's curves embrace speed's grace,
Victors find th...
That's a good one
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FYI, haiku should also have a "kigo" a word that hints and describes a season. probably out of tradition stemming from how Japan goes through all the seasons and traditionally separates the year in 24 different seasons
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Japan next and for
Williams a question do you
race one car or two
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If I am not mis-
Taken you have too many
syllables line two
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seven I have in
my eye but who knows I may
be syllable blind
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It may depend on
Pronunciation, so close
Enough I suppose
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Japan next and for
Albon a question do you
race car one or two
An alternative
wording to appease my fans,
I hope it's better
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