#Haiku thread

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sacred garnet
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Post your haikus here.

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Haiku thread

pastel rover
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Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

mossy oyster
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Rosberg closes door.

"You have to leave a da space!"

Alonso enraged.

novel igloo
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Keep pinging the mods
Never learning my lesson
When will i get banned

limber swallow
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I still couldn't make a one that i like more than my first one, let me find it back first

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Excellent idea
interesting endeavour
look forward to see

somber turtle
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Susuka GP

Alpine getting worse and worse

God I hate Rossi

mossy oyster
unborn stratus
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時雨時
エフワン戻る
季節かな

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5/7/5 with seasonal word

plush fox
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i love mick schumi
but his end is looming, sad
latifi goater

somber turtle
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coco read the rules please coolVergne

untold vessel
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日本GPだ
マックスはチャンピオン
どうも。フェッラーリ

limber swallow
plush fox
bold solar
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Charles Leclerc on wets
"Something wrong with my left breaks"
Car oke. Question?

odd anvil
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I should rethink
Stop posting about Tom Pryce
Talk more about 2022 F1

somber turtle
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coco broke the rules

Rule eleven exactly

such power abuse

untold vessel
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グググググ
グググググググ
グググググ

limber swallow
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imagine race day
to discuss exciting race
we use haiku thread

plush fox
limber swallow
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just you wait sunshine
just wait but it's looking good
du bist welt meister

novel igloo
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Schumacher in wall
Gunther getting very mad
Hulkenback next year?

odd anvil
somber turtle
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Dominating Max
Could be boring to the fans
Says 7 times champ

edgy kelp
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some really good stuff here lol

limber swallow
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hulk-en-back-next-sea-son ?

sacred garnet
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Haiku threads are cool
Although a bit chaotic
Welcome to race week

plush fox
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guys will mick have a
seat for twen-ty-twenty-two hm?
share your thinking

unborn stratus
limber swallow
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i love you coco
but you are insane if you
want to ask twitter

odd anvil
edgy kelp
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If you ask me
Do not bother with twitter
Its a fucking rabbit hole

plush fox
limber swallow
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4-7-7?

odd anvil
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Johnny Servoz-Gavin is 6 syllables by itself BRUHHH

somber turtle
odd anvil
unborn stratus
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(字余り, one extra letter, is a thing in haiku)

limber swallow
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we need to think of
hilarious end result
for breaking the rules

somber turtle
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haiku thread is great
this should be here every week
give rc a raise

odd anvil
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Jacky Stewart
Johnny Servoz-Gavin
I can't say their names

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4-6-5

limber swallow
untold vessel
plush fox
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can we have a new
tanka chAnnel please
hard to speak haiku

unborn stratus
odd anvil
plush fox
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ok then but can we
post tanka in the cool
haiku channel ok?

limber swallow
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is a gif haiku?
how to count the syllables
by number of frames?

edgy kelp
somber turtle
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coco continues
to break rules repeatedly
gifs are not haikus

edgy kelp
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i purposely did it, i know the rules lol

plush fox
sacred garnet
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Coco. Stop posting
GIFs in the haiku channel
This ain't general sarcasm

limber swallow
odd anvil
untold vessel
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I last wrote haiku
weekly many years ago.
It's useful today.

limber swallow
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is it just me here
that's slowly losing my mind
my brain is haiku

odd anvil
somber turtle
autumn surge
somber turtle
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oh no I forgot
to disable ping again
this system is dumb

limber swallow
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we are all stuck here
there is no escape from this
let's become haiku

plush fox
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i love f1 race
A british, blimey george cries
because of the mick

odd anvil
untold vessel
autumn surge
limber swallow
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i wish on race day
this thread still exist for us
exciting to see

odd anvil
autumn surge
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Do you know who's cool?
Rubens Barrichello, dude
Best Brazilian.

somber turtle
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Amazon insights
would improve immediately
if dropped in haiku

edgy kelp
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Aquri dont ping coco
Now you stand out among everyone
Nicknamed Consequences of Pinging Mods

autumn surge
plush fox
edgy kelp
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thats prolly the most accuarate one here

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that haiku

odd anvil
limber swallow
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don't bring up rubens
such action shall summon you know who
too many syllables

somber turtle
plush fox
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immediately
im-me-dia-te-ly

odd anvil
edgy kelp
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Dry tomorrow
formula one cars fast
We all watch F1TV

edgy kelp
untold vessel
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Gentlemen, a short
views back to the past. 30
years ago. Niki Lauda

novel igloo
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It is raceweekraraceweekwe raceweekceraceweekek now
Finally back in Japan
Max wins on Sunday

plush fox
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i love guy named
rubens barichello mhm
he is my idol

somber turtle
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Schumacher's driving
like it's the race of his life
"crikey" replies George

limber swallow
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Barrichello thread
This be Barrichello thread
Let's all praise Rubens

plush fox
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barichello ba
barichello barichel
barichello ba

fleet tiger
untold vessel
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Some former drivers
may quietly asking himself
"Is his career over?"

somber turtle
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Haiku chat is dead
Honestly twas' pretty good
I would rate 5 stars

limber swallow
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we shall revive it
during tomorrow's FP3
imagine the sight

novel igloo
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Will people wake up
early Saturday morning
just to see practice?

limber swallow
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then maybe qualy
we shall all do our very best
to protect haiku

untold vessel
novel igloo
autumn surge
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This was pretty fun
I'd rate it 5 from 7
It's a perfect score

fleet tiger
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I regret my choice
To only sleep between FPs
Caffeine I need

limber swallow
novel igloo
limber swallow
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do both choices, we can
make yoda haiku we will
now your turn it is

novel igloo
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Grand Prix who will win?
on Suzuka track we'll see
Which driver best is

fleet tiger
untold vessel
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Mick Schumacher said
Water spray in his front
send car to barrier.

untold vessel
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New day what is this
What is going on at track
and driver market

limber swallow
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Look forward to see
If Doohan faces the same fate
Few years down the line

untold vessel
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Oh Mick, my poor Mick
AT seat was taken by Nyck.
Haas and Williams waits.

novel igloo
untold vessel
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Gunther Steiner
Saying Mick yesterday crash
was self-inflicted

untold vessel
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Vettel in Q3.
Alonso also Q3.
What year, this quali?

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Am I only one
who still writing Haiku
in quali session?

fleet tiger
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Appears to be so
Poom is lonely in chat
I'm here to partake

true dust
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Three milliseconds
Max maybe a penalty
Seb loves Suzuka

untold vessel
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Mein Gott, muss das sein.
Seb said goodbye to this track.
I wish he stay.

novel igloo
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Verstappen on pole
Lets see what the stewards say
Can he keep the place

limber swallow
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Not that it matters
With the kind of pace he has
He can still just win

true dust
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Charles stopped him last time
Extend the fight to Austin
Just for the drama

untold vessel
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With all due respects,
I skip Americas
Have life in Monday.

sacred garnet
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Reprimand, Max has
So Verstappen's still on pole
Who will win the race?

unborn stratus
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Fucking FIA
Can go fuck themselves
Fucking FIA

true dust
untold vessel
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Max Verstappen
You are two-time world champion!
“Yes, haha, Woohoo!”

sacred garnet
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Weather looks like rain.
How much, and when, I wonder?
We must wait and see...

autumn surge
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Please don't rain too much,
for I'd like to see a race.
Please be a light rain

twin blaze
fleet tiger
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That's not a haiku
Follow the regulations
Or you'll get bonked

sacred garnet
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And so it begins...
Barrichello is unleashed.
Anarchy, I say.

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I hope I wake up
In time for watching the race.
Hope this ages well.

fleet tiger
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Just set one alarm
Or maybe a couple ones
I have 5 alarms, yikes

somber turtle
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Ocon got P5
They're beating mercedes now
I don't get this team teamrole_alpine

true dust
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My guy it’s Alpine
You think the engine will last?
No points for quali

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lol I just woke up
for once the race time suits me
3pm feels weird

untold vessel
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Is this raining now,
Is this F1 Fantasy?
Weather now, blimey.

untold vessel
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Doo-ooo, Do do dooo
Dooo Dooo, Dooo, Dooo… Dooo, Doo Doo.
Doooo, Doo Doo DOOO Dooo!

limber swallow
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What is that green thing
Is that a Rolex billboard?
A weird sight to see

untold vessel
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Did Vettel jinx himself,
by saying early farewell
to this grandiose track?

limber swallow
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It seems in this year
Every time he has good races
He gets taken out

fleet tiger
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Is that the end now?
Red flag, no cars out on track.
See you next year JPN 😭

untold vessel
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Aaargh, grumble grumble.
Harumph, grumble, tut tut tut.
smh my head.

true dust
spiral spoke
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Formula 1 race
Lap 3 of 61
Red flag; duck replay

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"Truck on track", he cried.
Under investigation:
"fuck around and find out"

fleet tiger
spiral spoke
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Yuki Tsunoda.
"HRC" on car noses.
Sad Japan noises.

untold vessel
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Let us get going.
Give us a shot, we will see
raceable or not.

spiral spoke
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The race is a go
Actually, red flag. Restart,
hold up, okay fine, wait,

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"You think you're no good?
Try being a wet tyre," they fart,
blinding in their wake.

sacred garnet
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The race will restart?
I hope we see some action.
Stay safe, everyone.

untold vessel
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Give yourself stretch
Sitting long is unhealthy
Be active, you all

sacred garnet
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Making coffee now.
Time to get caffeinated
And be energised

leaden crescent
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Playing Snood to wait
The rain is unbearable
but my Game Boy works

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Painting my Gunpla
It is almost time to sprint
The outlines shall pop

sacred garnet
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They say Max is champ,
But all their graphics are wrong.
What will happen now?

limber swallow
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FIA backtrack?
Or double down and create
Bullshit to justify ?

untold vessel
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What the heck is this
So the race had continued.
and they get full points.

autumn surge
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Did not expect this.
The rules are quite confusing.
Also, I need sleep

leaden crescent
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The Game Boy is dead
My batteries have ran dry
No more Snood for me

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(ok this one will be serious)

The trials and pains
But the Dutch boy takes the stand
The world applauds well

sacred garnet
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Haiku thread was cool,
But it - like all else - must end.
More poems next year?