#Haiku thread
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Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
Rosberg closes door.
"You have to leave a da space!"
Alonso enraged.
Keep pinging the mods
Never learning my lesson
When will i get banned
I still couldn't make a one that i like more than my first one, let me find it back first
Excellent idea
interesting endeavour
look forward to see
Susuka GP
Alpine getting worse and worse
God I hate Rossi
i love mick schumi
but his end is looming, sad
latifi goater
coco read the rules please 
日本GPだ
マックスはチャンピオン
どうも。フェッラーリ
you too need to read
because that is not haiku
please speak in haiku
english only here
cannot speak japan in
this sacred chatting
Charles Leclerc on wets
"Something wrong with my left breaks"
Car oke. Question?
I should rethink
Stop posting about Tom Pryce
Talk more about 2022 F1
coco broke the rules
Rule eleven exactly
such power abuse
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グググググググ
グググググ
imagine race day
to discuss exciting race
we use haiku thread
truth you are speaking
kind sir be blessed \🙏
speak more facts please
just you wait sunshine
just wait but it's looking good
du bist welt meister
Schumacher in wall
Gunther getting very mad
Hulkenback next year?
What rules, What Laws?
Here in r/formula1 Discord
Latifi is all
Dominating Max
Could be boring to the fans
Says 7 times champ
some really good stuff here lol
hulk-en-back-next-sea-son ?
Haiku threads are cool
Although a bit chaotic
Welcome to race week
guys will mick have a
seat for twen-ty-twenty-two hm?
share your thinking
Trust me on this
Ask twitter if this is a
Good haiku or not
i love you coco
but you are insane if you
want to ask twitter
No they're not
Just because i can't say
Servoz's Full Name
If you ask me
Do not bother with twitter
Its a fucking rabbit hole
not based not based not
not based not based not based not
not based not based not
4-7-7?
Johnny Servoz-Gavin is 6 syllables by itself BRUHHH
asking Twitter is
generally really bad
that site's pretty cursed
it's 5-7-5 but it's impossible to talk smack without looking like Absolute's messages
(字余り, one extra letter, is a thing in haiku)
we need to think of
hilarious end result
for breaking the rules
haiku thread is great
this should be here every week
give rc a raise
i meant dear @edgy kelp's
that was four seven seven
not five seven five
Your Presentation.
Please go do it for degree.
Let others have fun.
can we have a new
tanka chAnnel please
hard to speak haiku
Oh, didn't see that
Ah i apologise
Fawkes get gud scrub
/s
ok then but can we
post tanka in the cool
haiku channel ok?
is a gif haiku?
how to count the syllables
by number of frames?
i wasnt conforming to any rules lol
coco continues
to break rules repeatedly
gifs are not haikus
i purposely did it, i know the rules lol
a gif is not a
haiku, it is not a
gif is not it cuh
Coco. Stop posting
GIFs in the haiku channel
This ain't general 
let's all bonk GuyFawkes
he is asking to be bonked
let's fulfill his wish
GuyFawkes, please don't
Bro stop being a outlaw
Only i can do that (5-7-6 hehe)
I last wrote haiku
weekly many years ago.
It's useful today.
is it just me here
that's slowly losing my mind
my brain is haiku
Yes, cope and seethe
I'm also losing my mind
Pls help i don't want this
I can only think
verses 5-7-5 long
please just make it stop
It is not just you
We're all losing our minds here
Slowly, but surely
oh no I forgot
to disable ping again
this system is dumb
we are all stuck here
there is no escape from this
let's become haiku
i love f1 race
A british, blimey george cries
because of the mick
Inb4 Stealth arrives
And we also get drunk too.
Drunk and no brain, yay.
That is mind training.
like how F1 driver train their brain.
AWS says so.
If Stealth arrives here
We'll all be fucking hammered
That could be quite fun
i wish on race day
this thread still exist for us
exciting to see
Oh Please no, god no
I can't do haiku like this
Let alone while drunk
Do you know who's cool?
Rubens Barrichello, dude
Best Brazilian.
Amazon insights
would improve immediately
if dropped in haiku
Aquri dont ping coco
Now you stand out among everyone
Nicknamed Consequences of Pinging Mods
"would im-prove im-me-di-at-ly"
I count 8
sob sob sob sob sob
sob sob sob sob sob sob sob
sob sob sob sob sob
Hey! That doesn't count eck.
Only stealth has the powers
To say such words lol
don't bring up rubens
such action shall summon you know who
too many syllables
Im-me-diat-ly yes
at least that's how I say it
don't diss my haiku
immediately
im-me-dia-te-ly
Let me just call him
Stealth, who won in Germany
In the F1 season of 2000
Dry tomorrow
formula one cars fast
We all watch F1TV
He screamed while winning
Was his name Rubens?
Here comes Stealth
Gentlemen, a short
views back to the past. 30
years ago. Niki Lauda
It is 

now
Finally back in Japan
Max wins on Sunday
i love guy named
rubens barichello mhm
he is my idol
Schumacher's driving
like it's the race of his life
"crikey" replies George
Barrichello thread
This be Barrichello thread
Let's all praise Rubens
barichello ba
barichello barichel
barichello ba
Fun that you say that
Awaken stealthman we shall?
It's his time to shine
Some former drivers
may quietly asking himself
"Is his career over?"
Haiku chat is dead
Honestly twas' pretty good
I would rate 5 stars
we shall revive it
during tomorrow's FP3
imagine the sight
Will people wake up
early Saturday morning
just to see practice?
then maybe qualy
we shall all do our very best
to protect haiku
I for one did not
wake up to watch FP1.
It was 10am.
Six in the morning
Is when I'd have to wake up
Fuck that not worth it
This was pretty fun
I'd rate it 5 from 7
It's a perfect score
I regret my choice
To only sleep between FPs
Caffeine I need
score of 5/7th
is it with race or without?
my mind wants to know
"Caffeine I need"
speaking like Yoda you do
Star Wars or Haiku?
do both choices, we can
make yoda haiku we will
now your turn it is
Grand Prix who will win?
on Suzuka track we'll see
Which driver best is
Must follow the regs
Syllable cap hits us hard
Copy Yoda I must
Mick Schumacher said
Water spray in his front
send car to barrier.
New day what is this
What is going on at track
and driver market
Look forward to see
If Doohan faces the same fate
Few years down the line
Oh Mick, my poor Mick
AT seat was taken by Nyck.
Haas and Williams waits.
Haas is Mick's best chance
the Williams' seat is reserved
for Florida man
Gunther Steiner
Saying Mick yesterday crash
was self-inflicted
Vettel in Q3.
Alonso also Q3.
What year, this quali?
Am I only one
who still writing Haiku
in quali session?
Appears to be so
Poom is lonely in chat
I'm here to partake
Three milliseconds
Max maybe a penalty
Seb loves Suzuka
Mein Gott, muss das sein.
Seb said goodbye to this track.
I wish he stay.
Verstappen on pole
Lets see what the stewards say
Can he keep the place
Not that it matters
With the kind of pace he has
He can still just win
Charles stopped him last time
Extend the fight to Austin
Just for the drama
With all due respects,
I skip Americas
Have life in Monday.
Reprimand, Max has
So Verstappen's still on pole
Who will win the race?
Fucking FIA
Can go fuck themselves
Fucking FIA
max max max super
max max super super max max
and fastest lap too
Max Verstappen
You are two-time world champion!
“Yes, haha, Woohoo!”
Weather looks like rain.
How much, and when, I wonder?
We must wait and see...
Please don't rain too much,
for I'd like to see a race.
Please be a light rain
It's the true 2009 FIA Formula One World Champion
Close friend of Jenson Button
it is Rubens Barrichello!
That's not a haiku
Follow the regulations
Or you'll get bonked
And so it begins...
Barrichello is unleashed.
Anarchy, I say.
I hope I wake up
In time for watching the race.
Hope this ages well.
Just set one alarm
Or maybe a couple ones
I have 5 alarms, yikes
Ocon got P5
They're beating mercedes now
I don't get this team 
My guy it’s Alpine
You think the engine will last?
No points for quali
lol I just woke up
for once the race time suits me
3pm feels weird
Is this raining now,
Is this F1 Fantasy?
Weather now, blimey.
Doo-ooo, Do do dooo
Dooo Dooo, Dooo, Dooo… Dooo, Doo Doo.
Doooo, Doo Doo DOOO Dooo!
What is that green thing
Is that a Rolex billboard?
A weird sight to see
Did Vettel jinx himself,
by saying early farewell
to this grandiose track?
Is that the end now?
Red flag, no cars out on track.
See you next year JPN 😭
Aaargh, grumble grumble.
Harumph, grumble, tut tut tut.
smh my head.
Last line syllables
Agree with the sentiment
But one too many
Formula 1 race
Lap 3 of 61
Red flag; duck replay
"Truck on track", he cried.
Under investigation:
"fuck around and find out"
I made a mistake?
How can that be, no! no! no!
Duck replay, very fast!
Yuki Tsunoda.
"HRC" on car noses.
Sad Japan noises.
Let us get going.
Give us a shot, we will see
raceable or not.
The race is a go
Actually, red flag. Restart,
hold up, okay fine, wait,
"You think you're no good?
Try being a wet tyre," they fart,
blinding in their wake.
The race will restart?
I hope we see some action.
Stay safe, everyone.
Give yourself stretch
Sitting long is unhealthy
Be active, you all
Making coffee now.
Time to get caffeinated
And be energised
Playing Snood to wait
The rain is unbearable
but my Game Boy works
Painting my Gunpla
It is almost time to sprint
The outlines shall pop
They say Max is champ,
But all their graphics are wrong.
What will happen now?
FIA backtrack?
Or double down and create
Bullshit to justify ?
What the heck is this
So the race had continued.
and they get full points.
Did not expect this.
The rules are quite confusing.
Also, I need sleep
The Game Boy is dead
My batteries have ran dry
No more Snood for me
(ok this one will be serious)
The trials and pains
But the Dutch boy takes the stand
The world applauds well
Haiku thread was cool,
But it - like all else - must end.
More poems next year?
