#sports_stuff

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solid kite
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Look at Saudi gp

lavish salmon
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19-19

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wait is there actually a Qatar race this year?

solid kite
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Yep

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23 races this year

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Was supposed to be 24 but China was cancelled

lavish salmon
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btw the tickets to see the race at COTA this year are like 75% markup from when i went 2 years ago

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900 is like a minimum for 3 day grandstand, plus 275 for parking pass, then all the fees from ticketmaster because why not

maiden prism
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That's so awesome and cool god I love that so much

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I'm glad I got to experience COTA before the price gouging

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And to my knowledge COTA is still meant to be the 'affordable/accessible' American circuit compared to Miami and Las Vegas so rip

lavish salmon
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right when it was popular enough to get a great weekend, 400k people, and also right before it was too popular for the price range

maiden prism
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What a coincidence

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But yeah no as long as COTA's prices stay below Miami and Las Vegas they can still claim to be the "cheap" one, even if they're price gouging

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It suuuucks

languid ivy
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SEAAAAAAATTLEEEEEE

mental cedar
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yukis car just disintegrated

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hes gonna be on the backfoot the whole weekend now

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oh my god this is chaotic

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quali is gonna be a mess we just got red flagged

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steam train

mental cedar
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onto quali in about an hour and 45 minutes

solid kite
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Anything interesting happen?

modern pelican
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DeVries crashed

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Caused a red flag

mental cedar
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well done baku

mental cedar
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props to aston for getting a p7-10 with tragic drs issues

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stroll didn't have drs throughout his quickest lap and alonso had problems on the main straight

rich geyser
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Jets eliminated

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I hate being a fan of canadian teams, it’s awesome

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Gotta love 2 star players going completely invisible tho

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Scheifele and Connor doing their best Victor Hedman 2022 stanley cup final impression

rich geyser
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Panthers forced game 7

lavish salmon
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dude if the bruins throw

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we cant have the best record ever lose

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not in every sport

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bruins please dont throw

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break the curse

rich geyser
lavish salmon
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I KNOW

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THEY HAVE TO BREAK THE CURSE

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2007 Patriots - 16-0 - lost in super bowl
2001 Mariners - 116-46 - lost in ALDS
2016 Warriors - 73-9 - lost in finals

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BRUINS YOU MUST WIN

rich geyser
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It would be funny if the bruins choked

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But it would be sad because Bergeron would retire after

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Pretty sure this is Bergeron’s last season no matter what though which sucks

rich geyser
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Should I buy NHL 14

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On ebay it’s like 5 dollars

languid ivy
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@hallow river how you feeling chief?

solid kite
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I’m no expert but last I checked there were only 2 drivers per team

mental cedar
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sargeant isnt starting

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DNS

solid kite
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I think that is supposed to be attached to a car

mental cedar
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max and george going side by side for like 3 corners straight was very anxiety inducing

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OH COME ON NOT AGAIN

solid kite
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The wheel alignment was fucked

hallow river
languid ivy
solid kite
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Tbf max had reason to be annoyed with George

modern pelican
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Yeah that's quite a bit of damage

solid kite
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Bro literally has a hole in his side pod

rich geyser
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LEAFS WON

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WTF

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19 YEARS

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AND THEY FINALLY WON A SERIES

rich geyser
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I love all the mad tampa bay fans lol

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nothing is better than watching tampa bay lose

mental cedar
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out of context f2

rich geyser
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oilers moved on to the second round today

solid kite
solid kite
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Race time baybee

modern pelican
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Ready for chaos part I’ve lost count?

solid kite
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Holy fuck that red bull speed

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Ferrari was doing probably 318-320kmh, max did 344 through speed trap with drs

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Anyone know what the yellow flag is?

mental cedar
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devries

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devries on track

solid kite
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What a move from nando

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Nando the race engineer

mental cedar
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common alonso w

solid kite
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What happened on the last few laps btw?

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I fell asleep like 10-11 laps before the end

mental cedar
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what is this bullshit

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why is it -16 (-20+4 to be specific) for a sprint dnf?

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also i know the race points haven't been counted in

lavish salmon
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Checo WDC

lavish salmon
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THE BRUINS WHY

lavish salmon
rich geyser
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BRUIN S CHOKE

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BRUINS CHOKE

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PANTHERS WIN

lavish salmon
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what the fuck

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get in shower while bruins are up 3-2
get out of shower to check score
panthers immediately score and win

rich geyser
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bergeron cried on marchand's shoulder and now i feel sad for the bruins

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for the first time post 2011

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😭

hallow river
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SMOKING THAT RATPACK BROTHERRRRRRR

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bracket so busted but i will always root for the guys who have the chance to follow through on the bit

rich geyser
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hahaha ill stop

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the jets got whooped too

hallow river
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yeah we all got humbled this weekend

rich geyser
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yeah

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especially tampa bay fans

rich geyser
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AVS ELIMINATED

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WHAT A WEEKEND

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SEATTLE MAKES HISTORY

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first team to beat the defending cup champs in their first matchup against them

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so about that prediction

hallow river
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best weekend ever

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i mean not really at all but god what a fun set of upsets

rich geyser
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and there's still a game 7 to be played

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tomorrow 8 PM EST

hallow river
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yupppp i'm hyped

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go devils baby

rich geyser
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i wanna see if the rangers will blow a 2-0 series lead 2 years in a row

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if they do then my cup prediction is wrong

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my cup final prediction is already wrong tho

hallow river
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me too lol

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but it's what the rags would deserve

rich geyser
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pretty much everyone's brackets were wrong after this weekend

hallow river
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it would admittedly also be hilarious if the leafs beat the devils round 2

rich geyser
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yeah

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if the rangers make it to the second round then the leafs season is over

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don't quote me on that

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wait the panthers are facing the leafs

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so whoever wins tomorrow faces the canes

hallow river
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oh nvm ur right

rich geyser
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I'm not ready for bergeron to retire 😦

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never thought i would be typing this out, but he should've at least got 2 cups

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like kessel

languid ivy
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Fuck

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I CALLED

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Seattle

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I FUCKING CALLED IT

maiden prism
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Saw Ocon almost run over a bunch of journalists though (not blaming Ocon or Alpine at all for that one, was just wild to witness even if I was half a sleep lol)

solid kite
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Tbf the only reason I fell asleep was cause I hadn’t had any sleep in the first place

maiden prism
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Pfff fair enough

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I watched it before bed and was already tiredcat_hehe

solid kite
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I got home that morning at like 2-3am and then woke up at 6-7

rich geyser
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rangers eliminated

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what is this reality we are in

rich geyser
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Reminder that Islander's buyout penalty for Rick DiPietro lasts another 6 years

hallow river
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the art of the deal, baby

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nobody's doing it like the blue and orange army

languid ivy
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What is this playoffs

rich geyser
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leafs tied 2-2 vs panthers

rich geyser
languid ivy
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Poetic if Toronto goes 3-1 and then lose

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The memes that will be had

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But i honestly think Leafs can make it to the SCF

solid kite
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Any of you guys seen the vowles verdicts Williams do now?

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I think they’re pretty cool

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And give an insight into how a race weekend would work

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For the driver

rich geyser
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here's hoping for an oilers leafs scf

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Also whats with nhl 23 franchise mode? I swear player-controlled teams are either really good or really bad.

languid ivy
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Oilers Leafs SCF would be a final of all time

mental cedar
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for the record i have no idea what this even means

solid kite
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Yknow what, doesn’t surprise me from Jerry or Joseph

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What surprises me is that Tom cruise somehow isn’t involved (so far)

solid kite
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I’m at Silverstone anyway so that should be interesting

solid kite
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What is wrong with Max’s head?

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Why is one of Logan’s arms separate from his body

modern pelican
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What the hell have they done lmfao

solid kite
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I just noticed both of Max’s arms have curves in them

maiden prism
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"Is the Ferrari driver Charles or Sainz?"
"Yes."

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Gasly's arm also looks wack as omg

lavish salmon
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it looks AI generated tbh

maiden prism
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Wait oh my god you're right

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THE FINGERS

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GASLY'S FINGERS AA

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There's only four fingers laughing

solid kite
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Can we also appreciate the disappearing bicep/tricep on lewis?

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His arm is large outside of the sleeve than the sleeve itself

maiden prism
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Absolutely incredible

solid kite
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God damn I’m looking forward to Silverstone

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The RAF Typhoon display team is gonna be there

maiden prism
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FP2 - Leclerc red flagged the session with less than 10 minutes, there's less than 5 minutes on the clock and the session's been resumed

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Fingers crossed all these cars lined up are gonna just do practice starts and not quali simulations otherwise panic

modern pelican
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CHAOS!!!

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(Maybe)

maiden prism
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Pfffff

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It seems like all was well, but there was definitely a bit of an indent in the barrier where the impact was

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Chock that up to an FIA moment, where unnecessary is the name of the game

modern pelican
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Yuuup

rich geyser
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looked back at some of don cherry's old coach's corners and I'm wondering how he wasn't fired sooner

maiden prism
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Mf Jeff Bezos on the McLaren pit wall and Elon Musk in the RBR garage

mental cedar
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actually?

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cant wait for one of them to wave the chequered flag 🗿

maiden prism
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Actually, yeah skull

mental cedar
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lots of track evolution

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fuck

maiden prism
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This is wild

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Lewis out in q2, bottas into q3

solid kite
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I’m still annoyed about stroll

maiden prism
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Hulkenberg out of q2?

solid kite
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I Just put him in my team

maiden prism
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Riiiip

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Yeah that was really weird

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Did not expect stroll to do that poorly comparatively

maiden prism
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Just gotta hope he can work his way through the field to net points

mental cedar
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you often earn a lot more points if your driver works his way up the field to a decent position

solid kite
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Bro I’m actually annoyed tho

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I Switched stroll and Bottas

mental cedar
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still a sunday to go

maiden prism
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Holy shit

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Red flag

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Leclerc binned it

mental cedar
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fuck meee

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that looked terrifying

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same place as when max went wide

maiden prism
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Yuuuuup

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Jesus Christ

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P1) Perez
P2) Alonso
P3) Sainz

solid kite
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Yikes verstappen in 9th

maiden prism
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This is a wild grid order now

deep laurel
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That’s an interesting grid

maiden prism
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I'm so glad there's so much runoff there

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That was such a nasty spin

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Fuuuuuck

mental cedar
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that second spin was weird

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like he intentionally spun so the rear would take the impact

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thats certainly some phrasing

maiden prism
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I get what you mean though

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I'm not sure if maybe it was just a desperate attempt to prevent the car from dealing with catastrophic damage

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Like you said, may have been trying to get the rear to take the brunt

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Wait this is also big for WDC fight between Perez and Max

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Can't believe I'm actually excited for Miami Grand Prix race

mental cedar
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same

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game on

modern pelican
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Turn 1 is gonna be spicy

mental cedar
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as always alonso is supremely happy to just be there

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full spanish speaking top 3

maiden prism
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And we love to see it

mental cedar
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love to see it

modern pelican
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Holy shit

mental cedar
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hey we said the same thing

maiden prism
maiden prism
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I love the presence of Checo fans in the US

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It makes sense but it's just always so pleasant

manic hatch
solid kite
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Here’s a fun fact for you guys

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Checo and lec have the same number of wins from lec poles

solid kite
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Imagine if nando leads into turn one

modern pelican
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I mean he absolutely could. He got the jump on Checo in Jeddah

solid kite
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Has there been any mention on Leclerc

modern pelican
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Not that I know of

solid kite
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Just curious cause didn’t he have a similar incident in Monaco and that fucked his gearbox

modern pelican
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Yeah surprised they haven’t changed it out of precaution

solid kite
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Probably don’t want a penalty for a potential issue ig?

modern pelican
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Yeah probably

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He’s crashed twice in 2 days, wonder if it’s gonna be a 3rd

solid kite
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Honestly? Charles needs to learn when NOT to push

languid ivy
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Guess who Sweden has again

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Coulthard 🤝 ABBA

Being a swedish staple

solid kite
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Who is the American woman?

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Oh! They did change the gear box and the floor @modern pelican

modern pelican
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Oh!

solid kite
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New floor and an old gearbox

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I love how there’s just some guy plugging his album as well

languid ivy
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Long interview with Stroll on Swedish tv

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Made stroll seem likeable

solid kite
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Hahaha

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Jackie Stewart just walking past security to get to roger Federer

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Who tf is that guy introducing the drivers

languid ivy
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Coulthard doing the ongrid interviews

maiden prism
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This presentation is so cringe lmao

solid kite
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God this driver introduction is…. Cringe

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Every at that grid knows who they are

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Everyone watching knows

languid ivy
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But what if

maiden prism
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Americans 🤝 Europeans
This presentation is
cringe

solid kite
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Who even is he?

maiden prism
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No one asked for this presentation other than the actual organizers pensiveBoy

solid kite
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Why did he hug Hamilton?

languid ivy
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I think jcole?

solid kite
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Why are there cheerleaders

maiden prism
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I think that was LL Cool J

languid ivy
solid kite
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Why is the military there

languid ivy
maiden prism
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Pretty well known rapper who mostly does hype pieces now

solid kite
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Kate why is the us military on the grid, did they have an oil leak on grid?

maiden prism
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Pffffff

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It's so funny cause like

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This doesn't happen in Austin and it's the yeehaw-iest fuckin place in America

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I mean, we get the national anthem but not everything else

languid ivy
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WILL I AM

solid kite
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I’m gonna be honest

languid ivy
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STAND UP

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STAND UP FOR THE ANTHEM

solid kite
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Why do you guys over complicate your anthem at sporting events @maiden prism

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You always do

maiden prism
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It's mostly just celebs that do it

solid kite
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Pfffftt

maiden prism
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Most sporting events have normal people and it's just very normal

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But every time a celeb does it they gotta make it all crazy

languid ivy
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Conpared to national anthems the american one is very bad

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Bottas with the mullet looking fresh

solid kite
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Honestly it is a very mid anthem

maiden prism
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Thoughts on the anthem aside

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This whole Miami vibe is so garbage

solid kite
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Wtf was that presentation tho man

languid ivy
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The fact the cheerleaders are standing legs spread makes me annoyed for sone reason

solid kite
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Why are there cheerleaders

maiden prism
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It should, they're not even paid well

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But that's a whole other thing

solid kite
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Kate you’re American, who is the American woman

maiden prism
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The one who sang the national anthem?

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I wasn't paying attention

solid kite
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No

languid ivy
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Feel like we can answer this with "MURICA FUCK YEA"

solid kite
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The woman with button and stuff

maiden prism
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Also mind you I'm watching the F1TV broadcast not Sky

solid kite
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Fair enough

maiden prism
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So we've got a British woman commentating rn

solid kite
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Ignore my question then

maiden prism
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Ironically

solid kite
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Probably Natalie

maiden prism
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I've heard the Sky commentary has been absolutely shit as well which

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Again I feel very bad y'all are locked to Sky or nothing

solid kite
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We have brundle at least

maiden prism
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Thanks Murdoch!

solid kite
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Tbh, I know there’s sky Germany, but I’d rather watch the British sky

languid ivy
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We have Coulthard

maiden prism
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It's been really fun having James Hinchcliff back for commentary, he's been such a highlight

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So much good insight

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Fun commentary and he meshes well with everyone else

languid ivy
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We have some ex f1 drivers

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Swedish that is

solid kite
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Apparently crofty is in some album now

maiden prism
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Interesting

solid kite
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Sky U.K. has like 3-4 former drivers iirc

languid ivy
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Sometimes we get Erikson

maiden prism
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Man this is so tiring cause like

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This isn't even nearly representative of American sporting events generally except for maybe the Superbowl

solid kite
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Brundle, Davidson, chandok and button

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Bruh what is vin diesel on about

maiden prism
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Weird ass characture that's not got an ounce of self awareness to overcompensate for how little turnout there is comparatively

solid kite
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Is he an actual driver?

maiden prism
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Thanks capitalism!

solid kite
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Or just an actor

maiden prism
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He's an actor, I don't think he's done racing events before

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Maybe offhand ones as a special guest, maybe some stunts, but no actual race series work to my knowledge

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Just another American name

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"You know the name, consume the product"

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etc etc

solid kite
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Honestly fast and furious is boring as fuck

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Why are there like 11 films

maiden prism
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I wouldn't know cat_hehe

languid ivy
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Wdym vin diesel isnt a driver

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Hello? Fast and the furious duh

maiden prism
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Pffff

solid kite
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Ah yes of course

maiden prism
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Presentation cringe aside, I can't believe I'm actually excited for this race

solid kite
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Honestly, same

maiden prism
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Even if it'll be Red Bull 1-2 it's still fight for the championship, with Alonso on the front row

languid ivy
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I didnt watch quali

maiden prism
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And probably some fun midfield battles given how close quali times were

languid ivy
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Give me a tldr

solid kite
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Hamilton drove into a wall for no reason in q2, and then blamed the team

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Leclerc binned it in Q3

maiden prism
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Leclerc binned it in Q3 causing a massive shakeup

Hamilton and Hulk didn't get into Q3

languid ivy
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Ah yes ofcourse

maiden prism
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McLarens didn't do so hot

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Bottas actually made it into Q3

solid kite
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Nah genuinely tho

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Has anyone actually seen the replay for Hamilton?

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He wasn’t even paying attention

languid ivy
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Why is hamilton so orange

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I mean neon

solid kite
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No clue

maiden prism
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The tailwinds caught a lot of people off guard in the same spot tbf

solid kite
maiden prism
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I don't think anyone expected there to suddenly be gusts when there weren't all throughout Q1

solid kite
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Or even turn normally

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He turned into the wall instead of going around the car

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Borderline dangerous for him to be driving at speed and not even noticing the car in front of him until he’s right up his arse

maiden prism
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I can't claim to know what goes on in dude's head, I'm just pointing out that everyone was going off and making some fucky decisions due to unexpected tailwinds cat_hehe

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Which speaking of

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Should be gusty today as well

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No rain, but there was drizzling last night so rubber and track conditions may be different today from yesterday

solid kite
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Nah it definitely wasn’t to for with the wind if you ask me Kate

maiden prism
languid ivy
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Miami dolphins perfect seaaon in nfl?

solid kite
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It seemed like he just wasn’t paying attention

languid ivy
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What does that mean

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Mr American

maiden prism
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You do have a knack for noticing things about Hamilton none of us seem to tbf :d

languid ivy
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What does it mean

maiden prism
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(affectionate jab)

solid kite
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I noticed things ok : ((((

maiden prism
solid kite
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Besides, it’s pretty easy to notice someone turning into a wall

languid ivy
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I noticed hamilton blinked and that means je hates cats

maiden prism
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I'm surprised 270,000 people managed to afford this weekend

languid ivy
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Must be atleast ONE Florida man who snuck in

solid kite
maiden prism
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Oh absolutely

maiden prism
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Rich people gonna rich I suppose

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It looks like a lot of people flew out for this too which

languid ivy
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GREEN FLAG

solid kite
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There’s definitely gonna be people watching from the bypass above the track as well tho

maiden prism
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I just really wanna see the demographics

languid ivy
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AND THEY OFF

maiden prism
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GREN FLAG

solid kite
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What

languid ivy
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They are NYOOOMING

solid kite
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Bro there is no way I’m 4 minutes behind what the Fuck

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WHY ARE YOU SO SHIT SKY

languid ivy
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Im sorry oracle

solid kite
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Wait no

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I’m being stupid

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And not able to tell the time

languid ivy
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Pffft

solid kite
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I’m definitely behind tho

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We’ve just started

languid ivy
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Should be like a minute delay

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Lap 2

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Now

solid kite
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I’ll message when I’m at lap 2

solid kite
languid ivy
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Yea seems to be a minute

solid kite
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What a move from max tbh

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Hamilton already struggling?

languid ivy
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I love when ham just

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Starts to complain

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No matter what

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Plan A minus 12

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Wtf Alonso

solid kite
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Fuck me

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12 laps early???

languid ivy
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Max so dumby fast

solid kite
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Those are pretty good moves from max tbh

languid ivy
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DRS TRAAAAIN

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CHOCHOCHOCHO

maiden prism
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Wondering if McLaren is hoping for safety car this race

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Considering they started on softs and have had to pit once already

solid kite
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Just had a heart attack with the yellow graphic for the medium tyre

maiden prism
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Pfff

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Can't believe commentators made an F1 playstation game reference

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"Max verstappen is treating this like one playing F1 on the PlayStation on easy mode"

languid ivy
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You cant deny that

maiden prism
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I can tho

solid kite
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I mean, he did blame the team for his own mistakes yesterday

maiden prism
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Saying the car doesn't feel right after taking a hit and complaining about hards on a track with different deg conditions than yesterday makes sense

maiden prism
solid kite
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Just an example…

maiden prism
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Besides we're only hearing what the broadcasters are choosing to broadcast

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Lord knows how much chatter happens from other drivers we don't hear

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Just seems silly to constantly point out

languid ivy
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No ❤️

maiden prism
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Yes 💛

languid ivy
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Maybe its just the way he does it and the fact that its usually what gets broadcasted

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So you just hear it more therefor think of it more

maiden prism
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Yeah that's a fair point

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We hear it a lot, so it sticks in our heads more, I just wanna talk about literally anyone else but Hamilton for once 😭

languid ivy
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Uh uh

maiden prism
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And it's always the people who aren't fans of Hamilton who talk about him the most and it's just like AAAAAAAA

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Get another topic!!!

solid kite
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Fuck you imma talk about Hamilton

languid ivy
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Tsunoda doing

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Yea

maiden prism
solid kite
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You can’t stop me > : ))))

maiden prism
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Oracle #1 Hamilton lover

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Confirmed

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:)

solid kite
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Nah

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I Sponsor redbull

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I cant

maiden prism
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Double agent

solid kite
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Triple agent

maiden prism
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Plot twist

solid kite
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Plot twist im just a bitch

maiden prism
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Uh oh

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May be a speed penalty for Sainz

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Lord

solid kite
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Kate pls

languid ivy
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Uhoh

solid kite
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I’m behind remember

maiden prism
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Oh I didn't realize

solid kite
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Stop spoilering the race : (((((((

maiden prism
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Wasn't paying attention to this chat earlier

languid ivy
#

We can React without spoilering what happend

maiden prism
#

Noted

solid kite
#

It’s like when you guys were talking about Leclerc binning it yesterday

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That hadnt happened for me so I was confused as fuck

maiden prism
#

Ah

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Yeah fair enough, I didn't really account for other people's broadcasts being behind

#

I don't even account for the fact that most don't have F1TV tbf which is on me

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but that's also cause I usually watch these races well after they happen

solid kite
#

Nerd

#

Nerdy nerd

maiden prism
#

tyre

languid ivy
#

Tyre

#

THEY sure go nyoom

maiden prism
#

Mmmm chunky rubber

#

Verstappen hard tyres: shredding themselves
Aston Martin @ Alonso, on mediums: we are extending

solid kite
#

Tbh rubber is my favourite

languid ivy
#

STRONG

#

Words mr russel

maiden prism
#

WHEEEE

solid kite
#

Very tasty

#

Oop penalty

maiden prism
solid kite
#

What happened with Russell?

maiden prism
#

Not sure

#

Didn't see it

#

Stewards are investigating ||Stroll Russell incident with leaving track and gaining advantage||

#

Gonna wanna see a replay

#

Nvm doesn't matter

solid kite
#

Alonso in

#

25 laps on mediums is good

languid ivy
#

NEWEWW

maiden prism
#

HardHardHardHardHardHardHardHardHard

#

Engineers really telling Max to pls let them figure things out cat_hehe

#

Wish more engineers would tell other drivers to shhh for a bit

solid kite
#

God newey is a miracle of engineering

maiden prism
#

We 👏 love 👏 Newey 👏

solid kite
#

Newey is fucking great

maiden prism
#

For example: Shhhh Stroll shhhhhh

solid kite
#

Has ocon pitted?

maiden prism
#

Nope

languid ivy
#

Alonso so fkn fast how

maiden prism
#

Max, Ocon, Ham, Hulk, Yuki, Stroll, Zhou need to pit

solid kite
#

Oof, the mic on the AM is a bit borked

#

Sounds like the older engines

maiden prism
#

||NANDOOOOO||

solid kite
#

Huh

#

The sky broadcast was static just now

languid ivy
#

Yeah same haha

maiden prism
#

Same with F1TV

solid kite
#

Wtf

languid ivy
#

Multi billion dollar company

#

Remember

maiden prism
#

Too busy giving joyrides to celebs to get proper cameras cat_hehe

languid ivy
#

Small indie production

#

ITS GETTING GUSTY IN HETE

solid kite
#

Where is the man who can see wind

maiden prism
#

🌬️

solid kite
#

Dude I love the camera for the Astons

#

It genuinely sounds like the older cars a bit

languid ivy
#

Ver - per - alo

maiden prism
#

Perez in a spooky situation

#

Perez gaining time on Max but when Max pits for mediums..

#

Perez gonna be sweating

languid ivy
#

Lewis got team ordered!

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Never thought id see the day

maiden prism
#

Get team ordered nerd

languid ivy
#

Our commentator was super sarcastic bout it lol

maiden prism
#

Pffff

languid ivy
#

PFFFFT HAMILTON

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Please

#

Lol

maiden prism
#

Ours are just like "Gotta be building confidence for Russell"

#

Yeaaaah that was salty from Ham even if he easily let Russell through without a physical fuss

languid ivy
#

Very funny

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Hamilton looking at bottas "Am i... You..."

modern pelican
#

Wtf is this?? Hamilton being team ordered?

maiden prism
#

Dude needed to be faster than George but wasn't, now he's lost time by letting Russell through

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It is what it is, Hammy boy

languid ivy
#

Get ordered hammster

maiden prism
#

MIDFIELD BATTLES

maiden prism
#

It is once again a painful day to be a McLaren fan

languid ivy
#

Is what i meant

maiden prism
#

Oh I know haha

#

I just feel bad Bottas is all the way in 14th

#

In context it's like insult to injury

languid ivy
#

Its part of the plan

#

Mullet will grow stronger back there

maiden prism
#

Mullet was too powerful for Merc

solid kite
#

I’m glad stroll has had a good number of overtakes tbh

maiden prism
#

Get those points, Oracle!

#

At this rate Russell's gonna finish 4th

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Dude's got speed

languid ivy
#

What is Leclerc doing

solid kite
#

Imagine merc pits Russell for fastest lap

#

And just bins it like Ferrari did last year in spa

maiden prism
#

Wtf is happening

languid ivy
#

HUUUUUULKENBUUUUUUUURG

maiden prism
#

HHHHUUUUUULK

languid ivy
#

Cant believe a ferrari is fighting a Haas

solid kite
#

Hulk wtf

#

Hulk with the fastest lap

maiden prism
#

||>hulk fastest lap

gets passed||

languid ivy
#

Hampit

maiden prism
#

Stroll, Ocon, Max left to pit

languid ivy
#

Max might not pit..

maiden prism
#

FIA changed rules so journalists can't be in the pit on last lap to avoid another potential catastrophe

languid ivy
#

Russel singing lol l

maiden prism
#

I'd be singing too if my underperforming car were up in 4th

languid ivy
#

Perez and Max take eachother out, alonso p1

#

True

maiden prism
languid ivy
#

You can tell merc is leaning slightly more towards russel this season

maiden prism
#

Also worth noting Max has built the gap between himself and Perez

languid ivy
#

Clean from Ham

solid kite
#

This is how we role

maiden prism
#

Hella clean

languid ivy
#

That was really nice

solid kite
#

Dude did they change the cameras? The engines sound beefier

maiden prism
languid ivy
#

bottas probably went on instinct seeing ham come from behind

manic hatch
#

wtf

languid ivy
#

Amd laid over

maiden prism
#

Which... is how it should be but it's refreshing that that's how it is

languid ivy
#

Yea

solid kite
#

Hiya Phoenix

manic hatch
#

oh i forgot i joined this thread to post a meme

maiden prism
#

Hi Phoenix!

solid kite
#

Nerd

manic hatch
#

i was like "wtf why am i here"

maiden prism
#

Zoooooom

solid kite
#

Join the f1 nerds

#

Join us

manic hatch
#

car 👍

rustic coyote
#

join us

solid kite
#

Same

languid ivy
#

Ver has nearly a 20 sec gap

maiden prism
#

R A C E L E A D E R
Y E T T O P I T

solid kite
#

Car 👍

languid ivy
#

Insane

maiden prism
#

It's nuts

solid kite
#

He’s really pulling an albon

maiden prism
#

Dude has turned his fuckin hards into mediums into softs

solid kite
#

He’s def gonna pit soon

languid ivy
#

Rip Perez's

#

Ham passed ocon too

#

I think

solid kite
#

FAKE MARINA

maiden prism
#

He's doing well on those mediums

solid kite
#

it’s the fake marina

languid ivy
#

-1.7

#

Whatever that means

maiden prism
solid kite
rustic coyote
#

they just couldn't get the track close to the ocean, so they were like "Fine, I'll do it myself"

solid kite
#

Just move the entire stadium

languid ivy
#

Nah behind

maiden prism
#

Hey how, to be fair a few weeks ago the marina did have water!

#

...But so did the rest of Florida

rustic coyote
#

that would cost more than the building the track

maiden prism
languid ivy
#

Amazing feedback russel

#

Thanks

#

Hulkenberg still fastest lap

maiden prism
#

Madlad

solid kite
#

What an piece of feedback

languid ivy
#

That was the feedback of all time

maiden prism
#

Definitely not James Martin

#

F1's got so many celebs this weekend they're getting them mixed up

languid ivy
#

Man what is this redbull

#

Ot aint fun anymore

maiden prism
#

Max buddy pal friend guy dude

solid kite
#

Tbh

maiden prism
#

You can pit at any time

solid kite
#

It’s always been like this

maiden prism
#

Chum you can

#

You can pit

solid kite
#

Max really is pulling an albon if he gets ahead enough

languid ivy
#

He has to pit righ

maiden prism
#

Aww Perez ||yoinked fastest lap||

languid ivy
#

Its a mandatory stop?

solid kite
#

Noooo hulks lap : (((

maiden prism
#

Yeah

#

He's gotta pit

languid ivy
#

HES IN

maiden prism
#

There he goes

#

INININININININ

languid ivy
#

Slow stop from redbull

#

Oooo this will be fun

maiden prism
#

AAAAAA

languid ivy
#

Stroll fastest lap

#

Max is chasing

maiden prism
#

Max is absolutely gonna pass Perez but

#

It's gonna be a fun chase

languid ivy
#

I dont see how max won't

#

Def

maiden prism
#

Better not hear any team order bullshit though

languid ivy
#

Yea

#

Let em race

maiden prism
#

Just let Max pass him naturally let them FIGHT

rustic coyote
#

yeah

solid kite
#

Oooooo

#

Let’s fucking go

languid ivy
#

LET THERE BE BLOOD

solid kite
#

RACE TIME BAYBE!!!!!

languid ivy
#

-dowobop

#

Probably

solid kite
#

Let’s fucking go

maiden prism
modern pelican
#

This is gonna be interesting

solid kite
#

Not pictured is nando preparing a high powered rifle to get a win

languid ivy
#

Still think the "gotta be top 10 for faatest lap" is bs

#

TIME TO FOGHT

#

Max

#

Versis

#

Checo

#

FIGHT

solid kite
#

Dude isn’t Nando 5/5 for podiums now?

#

Or is he 4/5?

#

I didn’t catch the end of Baku, I went to sleep

languid ivy
#

OH YOU MEAN ALONSO

modern pelican
languid ivy
#

I thought you meant lando

solid kite
#

Who do you think I meant???

#

I always refer to alo as nando

languid ivy
#

Fair

#

Lol bye perez

solid kite
#

God this battle

#

That was a good battle ngl

maiden prism
#

Tense for that moment aaaaaaaa

languid ivy
#

Ok woman

#

Calm down

solid kite
#

What

maiden prism
#

Solid defense from Perez, great respect from Max

#

Clean classic racing

languid ivy
#

They showed a woman in the crowd

maiden prism
#

And now I sleep

solid kite
maiden prism
#

Oh my god was that what that was? The screaming?

languid ivy
#

Yea

maiden prism
#

I thought that was coming from outside my house LOL

solid kite
#

Yikes

#

I see what you meant

maiden prism
#

I was like "who the fuck is going nuts out there"

solid kite
#

Screaming bloody murder

languid ivy
#

No that was on brosdcast

solid kite
#

I honestly thought it was my neighbour at first cause I looked away from my tv

#

Damn, sainz is gonna stay 5th so far

languid ivy
#

I switch to NHL now

#

Good-bye

solid kite
#

Nando is watching tv

#

What a mad lad

languid ivy
#

So uh NJD decides to go down 2-0 in the series to then blow out Carolina at home

maiden prism
#

I love how Nando is just happy to be here and is supportive of his team and teammate

#

Being in a good car has done wonders for his morale

solid kite
#

God I love the new nando

#

Reminds me of Bottas last year telling Zhou when to overtake

maiden prism
#

He really is a new man, isn't he?

solid kite
#

Yeah

maiden prism
#

We don't talk about 2007

#

We focus on now

solid kite
#

I think the GP2 engine would change anyone

maiden prism
#

Cause it is beautiful

solid kite
#

Cmon stroll pls

deep laurel
#

It’s great to see his genuine enjoyment in what he does

solid kite
#

Ngl

#

Imma have to vote max as DoTD

#

He’s had a hell of a race

#

9th to first and some banger overtakes during the race

maiden prism
#

I'd probs give it to either Russell or Max yeah

#

Russell because he's pulling performance out of a car that's been lackluster all weekend, Max because... well... he fast as usual

#

All in all this was an okay race I suppose

#

Aww poor Russell lmao

#

He got really fucking excited

solid kite
#

We’re that close to Perez? No, you’re nearly 30 behind

maiden prism
#

The excitement in his voice

#

"...no that's um that's Sargeant"

#

:(((

solid kite
#

Sounded like a happy puppy

#

God alonso is doing a good job this year

#

I’m very happy with him

#

Very proud of him

maiden prism
#

My Grammy jumpscared me with a text asking if I was watching the race

#

That's how you know F1's made it in the states

solid kite
#

God I can’t wait to see max win in person!

#

Wait it’s a street race next isn’t it?

#

Oop

#

The king of the streets returns maybe???

maiden prism
#

MAX VERSTAPPEN WINS THE ASslap

#

Nah but well played again to Max

#

He just fuckin fast

solid kite
#

I do think checo will win next time

#

cough cough Monaco

maiden prism
#

Apparently the Formula E race for Monaco was fun

solid kite
#

116 overtakes or something right?

maiden prism
#

Which makes sense, smaller cars around the circuit means there's an actual race cat_hehe

#

Something like that yeah

#

3 wide

modern pelican
maiden prism
#

Crazy stuff

#

Imola next though yeah

solid kite
#

Monaco is after imola right?

maiden prism
#

Mhm

solid kite
#

LETS GO NANDO

maiden prism
solid kite
#

god I fucking love am and nando rn

maiden prism
solid kite
#

Looking forward to Silverstone ngl

modern pelican
#

You should enjoy it

#

Great atmosphere

solid kite
# maiden prism

Wtf why is there a pig in the tracks, oh wait it’s vegas

solid kite
#

God imagine nando wins Monaco

maiden prism
#

Ha

#

@ the Vegas comment

#

Discord took forever to load the following messages

solid kite
#

Nando looks a bit wet

#

Or maybe it’s just the shadows on his overalls

maiden prism
#

It's also hot and humid af at Miami

#

Florida got that swampass weather

solid kite
#

Oh god no

#

Not this podium

#

Not this podium please

#

I hate this podium

#

Just put the podium near the track smh

#

Not the football helmets please

maiden prism
#

I'm sad cause like

#

I love Miami aesthetic but I hate rich capitalist aesthetic

#

So I see the colors of pink and blue and white and my brain gets happy, but then I see literally every other aspect and I get sad again

solid kite
#

Huh, every team has points

maiden prism
#

Oh nice!

solid kite
#

Not today

#

Just in General

maiden prism
#

Ohhh

solid kite
#

Albon was fairly close tho

maiden prism
#

Idc who it is

#

Idc who the winner is

#

Idc what team theyre rooting for

modern pelican
#

My fantasy team loves versstappen with the amount of points he's probably got today lol

solid kite
#

They don’t have football helmets!!!

maiden prism
#

Whoever's booing needs to stop

#

Ughh

#

Always gonna be a handful of people ig

solid kite
#

I’m just happy there are no football helmets

#

That was weird

maiden prism
#

Real

#

Also Alonso do be sweaty as fuck

solid kite
#

Also why tf did they need police escort last year

maiden prism
#

CHECO CHECO CHECO CHECO

solid kite
maiden prism
#

And to be fair the red bull drivers are probably just as sweaty, they just have suits that conceal it

maiden prism
solid kite
#

Yeah dark blue hides sweat better

#

I have a feeling 2026 will probably be the season the order changes drastically ngl

rustic coyote
#

it will definitely shake up the scene, even a little bit

maiden prism
#

Can't find very good sources on it though or a reason why

#

Probs just gives bored cops something to do to feel tough lol

solid kite
maiden prism
#

I'm not gonna touch that comment with a 10km pole cat_hehe

rustic coyote
#

yeah, it'd be safe to assume that the escorts were enacted to protect the drivers from crazy fans

solid kite
#

But yeah nah, I think 2026 will probably the year it all changes

#

Nando really do be sharing

#

Realistically though, I do think redbull will get the next few years right

#

Especially with how this year has gone and last year went

#

Anyway, imma get some water

maiden prism
#

AAAAA DJ KHALED JUMPSCARE

#

And a bunch of other big celebrities but

#

That one was the funniest one

languid ivy
#

I am now a AM fan

#

Friendship ended with redbull

#

Now Aston is my only friend

maiden prism
#

Understandable

#

This has unironically been my mood for the past while now

#

My team has continued to be bad so I'm just a fan of the racing itself

#

Can't be disheartened by big teams having off days when your team has had an off few years

deep laurel
#

Yeah I feel that

maiden prism
deep laurel
#

Me in my mclaren shirt watching the race lol

maiden prism
#

FELT

#

At least the merch is comfy

deep laurel
#

Hell yea

#

Got the hoodie as well it fits very nicely

solid kite
#

I wanna get some merch at some point ngl

#

Preferably before Silverstone

maiden prism
solid kite
#

If I get any pics from Silverstone I’ll share them with the server

maiden prism
#

Do itttt

#

I will hype them up as a tradeoff for all the pics I sent from Austin

solid kite
#

Gonna be borrowing my sisters camera as well

maiden prism
#

Oh you're taking an actual camera?? Lucky 😭

deep laurel
#

I wish I did that lol

maiden prism
#

The people who were sat behind us at Austin had a nice ass camera and were so chill

solid kite
#

Gonna practise before hand

maiden prism
#

Gotta get some practice in beforehand

#

Yeeee

solid kite
#

Since I’m getting to the U.K. the week before the race

rustic coyote
#

go to Stonehenge to practise

solid kite
#

Plus I have the entire weekend to test it as well

languid ivy
#

My friend is an AT fan

#

Specifically a yuki fan

#

Shes

#

Having it

deep laurel
#

Yuki barely out of the points again

solid kite
#

I still can’t get over Jackie Stewart fighting through body guards to get federers attention

maiden prism
#

Apparently Lando nearly ran someone over who was standing near the pit entry

#

FIA made a distinction that people couldn't do that and yet ✨

#

It's really gonna take someone dying for that to get enforced huh

#

And allegedly this was sometime during the race rather than after but this was during Lando's first put stop, but it just feels too close anyway, shouldn't be able to be that close to the entry point

mental cedar
#

hey

#

i dozed off 30 minutes before the race began

#

mom didnt bother with waking me up

#

is it worth watching the full race replay before the highlights

#

its 5 am rn

maiden prism
#

It was an okay race

#

There was stuff going on through the race but idk if you need to watch the whole race to get enjoyment out of it

mental cedar
#

noted

maiden prism
#

Basically it wouldn't be a waste of time to watch the full race but you wouldn't be missing out on anything nuts by watching only the highlights

mental cedar
#

i watched the highlights

#

yuki made up like 9 positions none of that was in the highlights wtf

maiden prism
#

It was hardly mentioned in the actual race either

#

Or really even broadcasted

#

F1TV commentators briefly mentioned it like "wait has Yuki made up several positions?"

mental cedar
#

ok i may have exaggerated it

#

it was 6 positions but still, good performance from him

#

stroll too but the AM was like the fastest car next to rb and maybe ferrari at miami

lavish salmon
#

panthers series sweep?

#

maybe its destiny

mental cedar
#

pretty good

maiden prism
#

Spicyyyy

mental cedar
#

so who's who in the fantasy league?

#

i think oracle racing team is well, oracle. not too hard to guess that one

maiden prism
#

Bop boys 👋

#

I think Charlotte is RAWE CEEK

mental cedar
#

why is this a thing

maiden prism
#

Gotta make it a ✨ spectacle ✨ and give the celebs something to do

#

Betcha Vegas will do the same thing with showgirls instead of cowgirls

solid kite
#

Def not

solid kite
maiden prism
#

That is a real possibility actually

#

Us Americans do love our flyovers at sporting events, it's one of the few times we can actually put our big boy air military planes to use cat_hehe

#

(and to be fair they're pretty cool, too loud for me tho)

#

Should make a Vegas spectacle bingo card

mental cedar
#

shoutout to "mammi"

languid ivy
#

Ah toronto

languid ivy
#

God the MEMES that will be had if Toronto gets swept

rich geyser
#

not the maymays

#

imagine if toronto becomes the new washington capitals

#

breaking the first round curse just to enter another curse

lavish salmon
#

the curse of the 2nd round sweep

solid kite
#

Yikes that’s expensive

languid ivy
#

250??!?!?!?!

noble crag
#

"wagyu"

maiden prism
solid kite
#

That’s just straight up ham

maiden prism
#

Austin had some delicious food for pretty reasonable prices

solid kite
#

That just looks like ham

maiden prism
#

Idk wtf this is but I hate it

#

It really is just ham isn't it

rustic coyote
#

fancy Japanese ham

solid kite
#

Nope just regular ham

rustic coyote
#

that is a scam then

solid kite
#

The ham in that sandwich probably didn’t cost that much

#

$42 is a scam

noble crag
#

for context, this is a wagyu steak

#

one of the highest quality cuts of meat in the world

solid kite
#

Yeah wagte us supposed to be pretty much marbelled