#sports_stuff

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rustic coyote
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don't do them dirty like that

solid kite
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Charlotte out here doing em dirty

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Where did crofty come from

rustic coyote
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just teleported there because of the presence of Alonso

solid kite
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God I forget how long alonsos been in the sport

rustic coyote
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yeah, it's crazy

lavish salmon
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even Lambourghini makes tractors

maiden prism
noble crag
modern pelican
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That was quick lmfao

noble crag
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BOBPODS

modern pelican
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bobpods!!!!

languid ivy
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boobpods

solid kite
mental cedar
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those AM bobpods look like a mashup of rb and ferraris design ideology

mental cedar
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jesus has gotten a haircut

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they showed the actual car for like 10 seconds but the only major differences in the livery are uh

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there's now a big ferrari badge on the rear wing which looks cool

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2 - none

languid ivy
mental cedar
mental cedar
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they're gonna drive the car too

mental cedar
mental cedar
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t h i c c

noble crag
mental cedar
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yeah that's totally HD alright

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actually yknow whats HD

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the 2023 alpine

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noble crag
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oh wow

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thats quite different

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16 to 19 is now one big flat out, meaning (old) turn 20 is very heavy braking

solid kite
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Not too bad tbh

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modern pelican
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Extreme weight saving lol

solid kite
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Of course

noble crag
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No paint no pods

languid ivy
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Reminder that the Bruins are currently 40-8-5

noble crag
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i love the livery

noble crag
lavish salmon
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ITS BLACK

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MERC DUB

mental cedar
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it's mostly naked carbon

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which is a cool aesthetic in itself

noble crag
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worst bit is probably the harsh cutoff between paint and carbon

solid kite
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Eh

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I’m not a massive fan of pure carbon

noble crag
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unfortunately, all 9 / 9 teams so far have exposed carbon

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and they're only gonna get more for weight shedding :/

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looks bad for the sport tbh

languid ivy
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See this is what happens when you pay average players 8x8s

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You get shit like larkin wanting 9

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(now i donthink Larkin should absolutely be paid, just not 9+. Maybe a good 5-7

solid kite
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I prefer the glossy black they used to have

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But just pure satin black is honestly kinda meh, it’s nice to see the black merc again but it’s not the W11

solid kite
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Like, Alfas livery actually makes it part of the livery

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Mercedes just don’t have a livery

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It’s almost like the original silver arrows

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Where they used to be white but turned silver cause of the weight issue

noble crag
maiden prism
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Everyone's talking about the livery but can I point out that their sidepods are once again not in line with either Ferrari or Red Bull (the latter of the two being what some teams are paralleling)

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Like, they've got sidepods this year compared to last year but they're not nearly as crazy looking or pronounced as other teams

noble crag
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minipods!

maiden prism
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Merc also said they fixed the issues of the car from last year and that it wasn't actually due to the lack of sidepods, but other mechanical issues they've now fixed

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Which is BIG if true 👀

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Also rocking a new rear suspension from what I've read

noble crag
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"Wolff said that, while the team did not believe the sidepods were critical to car performance, revisions were in the pipeline."

maiden prism
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Still pullrod but apparently reduces a lot of bouncing

noble crag
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"who fucken needs em" - toto

maiden prism
noble crag
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wonder how many teams just bring completely different cars to testing

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everyone gangsta till the ferrari rocks up with 4 sidepods

maiden prism
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Good question, wasn't the Haas pretty different on track from what they produced in testing?

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Last year I mean

maiden prism
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I've got no faith in McLaren this year so I gotta live vicariously through other teams rn

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I just want an interesting, close-points year this year pls

noble crag
noble crag
rich geyser
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There's no way in hell that McDavid should be making 40% (ish) of what Lebron James makes

mental cedar
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it's all just bare carbon fiber

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actually never mind like 1/3rd of the top is painted black

mental cedar
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could be something exclusive to just merc

solid kite
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Imagine merc actually didn’t have the livery ready

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And just rolled the car out as soon as it finished being constructed

noble crag
noble crag
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Formula E driver Lucas Di Grassi is speedrunning losing his seat

modern pelican
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Does he just want to see how much damage he can cause lol

maiden prism
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Social experiment ™

rustic coyote
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it is an innocuous poll, at least to my mind

noble crag
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he's spent the day complaining about taxes

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and doing "taxation is theft"

rustic coyote
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yeah, that ain't good for his image

noble crag
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alpine leaked their car on youtube before they showed it on live broadcast

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congrats

maiden prism
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Try YouTube Kids!

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An app made just for kids!

modern pelican
noble crag
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they did a test stream before the broadcast

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...forgot to hit private

modern pelican
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Omfg

noble crag
languid ivy
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Max appears to be in drive to survive

noble crag
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Can't park there sir

modern pelican
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That looks like a hitman level

noble crag
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Shoot the wire and the car falls on otmar szafnauer's head

deep laurel
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Must’ve hit a sausage kerb

noble crag
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the inspiration

modern pelican
solid kite
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Tbh, even tho I said the merc didn’t look too bad, I’ve realised it’s boring

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Like

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Even though the other teams haven’t really changed their liveries from last year

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Merc has just done… nothing

noble crag
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I heavily disagree tbh

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imo this looks absolutely stunning

maiden prism
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I'm glad they fixed the red INEOS to not be so red

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That part really bugged me in the previous liveries

languid ivy
mental cedar
modern pelican
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Oh no oh god

noble crag
languid ivy
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Seattles BHM

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Warmup jerseys

deep laurel
languid ivy
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Youre welcome

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noble crag
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....

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this is cruel

deep laurel
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Pain

languid ivy
rich geyser
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What the heck is going on in St. Louis

lavish salmon
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we elbraced the tank

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idfk

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its a joke

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2 of our best players for what?

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the potential of future mediocrity??

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fucking blues man

languid ivy
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best thing bout this

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Leafs will still leave 1st round

solid kite
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Honestly it’s just carbon

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Idk why people are treating it as the best livery

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It’s the absence of a livery

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I don’t understand why they didn’t just work the carbon into a livery instead of doing nothing other than a blue line along the bottom

noble crag
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I mean

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Black paint and carbon don't look that different

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and with the shape of the mercedes, it suits black well

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and the green / yellow accents and matching helmets pop very well

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it's not winning any awards for creative design, but aesthetically, it looks great

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(and the top of the car is all painted, not carbon)

mental cedar
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it's dangling on the edge between being minimalistically good looking and being mundane

solid kite
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Honestly, it just seems lazy. It’s like they were stuck last minute and decided to just stick some black paint on it and call it a day

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The W11 was nice because it wasn’t just pure black, there were accents of silver for merc engine cover design, and the black was a nice gloss black instead of a dull satin/matte black

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The W12 was better, a gloss black fading into silver at the back, keeping a similar design to the W11.

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The W13 was a return to the typical merc silver

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The W14 just feels like they used whatever they had next to them. Hell the thing doesn’t even look like it was actually painted, even the Ferrari is better cause it actually has colour to it

noble crag
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hits blunt alfa romeo haas make it happen

maiden prism
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The worst thing is that I can kind of picture that happening

deep laurel
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Halfa romeo

noble crag
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thats just not okay

deep laurel
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Now there’s Ron and neo

modern pelican
mental cedar
noble crag
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had a bike accident

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get well soon lance

noble crag
maiden prism
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Ouch

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Didn't Alonso also get into a bike accident before he came back to F1

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Fractured his jaw or something?

noble crag
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pretty sure I saw someone talking about that earlier

languid ivy
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@hallow river Barzal

hallow river
languid ivy
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Understandable

mental cedar
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ive got nowhere to watch F1 (live broadcasts) now

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the local TV company did a stupid and didn't renew their f1 broadcasting contract (which ended in Jan 2023)

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there's F1TV but i dont think im gonna be able to get that

languid ivy
mental cedar
languid ivy
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I have legal ways

deep laurel
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Is it an illegal way if I construct a road without permission

solid kite
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You guys hear about Grosjeans car going on display in Madrid?

modern pelican
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Oh yeah would he interesting to see

plush lake
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All waxed up ready for the weekend

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mental cedar
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the mclarens tunnel entry section has a hole

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of sorts

noble crag
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F1 testing starts TOMORROW MORNING

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(UK times)

modern pelican
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Setting the alarm

wise smelt
maiden prism
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It him

noble crag
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hey guys its flashback time

maiden prism
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TRUE

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I geeked out when I realized what was going on

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Stopped me mid conversation I was awestruck

noble crag
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:D

maiden prism
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Literally rewinded it just to hear it again

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Phenomenal work, 11/10 would support again

noble crag
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proposal: the nationality of the winner of the last GP gets to create their own version of the song

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Bottas has a miracle win, at Imola, Monaco opens to heavy metal

maiden prism
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Oh my god please?

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Please please

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I'd even just support more countries doing their own spin on it based on music from their culture, whether modern or from former time periods

noble crag
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yeah!

maiden prism
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That would be so sick to have their native instruments play the formula 1 theme

noble crag
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can you imagine how interesting some of them would be

maiden prism
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Yesssss

noble crag
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Me, as a european, is very heavily knowledge biased to western music

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I'd love to hear say, what traditional Chinese music is like

maiden prism
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F1 pls hire us

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We have great ideas

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I really hope we get more of that though, even if it's just every so often

noble crag
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yusss

maiden prism
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If a country wants to make their own version, let them!!

noble crag
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british GP they just bring back the old theme tune

maiden prism
noble crag
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how incredibly hype is this 60seconds

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or even better

mental cedar
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it's such a good rendition too

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i think it was originally composed for the 2019 mexican gp

solid kite
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Huh, there is already a red flag

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11 minutes in

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Aston Martin stopped on track almost immediately after it came out the pits

mental cedar
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yeah

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gp2 engine, gp2 engine, argh

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first real look at the rb

noble crag
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i just put mine on

languid ivy
noble crag
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still not back out on track kekw

languid ivy
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God that image is so memeable

noble crag
solid kite
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Wonder if we will hear anything about anyone sandbagging during this testing

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God i cannot wait for quali next Saturday

modern pelican
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Yeah that’s gonna be the time we figure out the order

solid kite
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Imagine Williams p3 time at the moment is actually representative tho

modern pelican
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Would certainly be interesting

solid kite
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Hope williams sees some more Q3’s

mental cedar
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ferraris nose indents at high speeds and then pops back out

modern pelican
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Goooood

mental cedar
noble crag
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Haas and Mercedes found loopholes to add winglets eyesshaking

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@modern pelican

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Fernando Alonso to sign for Alfa Romeo when

modern pelican
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Pffft

noble crag
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mclaren is just depressing

modern pelican
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Yeah :(

noble crag
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Alonso purpleeeeeeeeeeee

noble crag
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nyck de vries absolutely sending it on leclerc

mental cedar
noble crag
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Time for some bold predictions:

P1. Red Bull
P2. Mercedes
P3. Ferrari
P4. Aston Martin
P5. Mclaren
P6. Alpine
P7. Alfa Romeo
P8. Williams
P9. Haas
P10. Alpha Tauri

DRIVERS

P1. Verstappen
P2. Hamilton
P3. Leclerc
P4. Russell
P5. Perez
P6. Alonso
P7. Sainz
P8. Norris
P9. Gasly
P10. Piastri

modern pelican
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Ooo interesting

noble crag
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I think Ferrari will start 2nd, but get blasted past by Merc by europe

modern pelican
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Give me a lil to think about it and I’ll say mine

noble crag
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f1 fantasy opens on monday

modern pelican
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Oh shit yeah need to do that again

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Okay here we go:
P1.Red Bull
P2.Ferrari
P3. Mercedes
P4.Aston Martin
P5.Alpine
P6.McLaren
P7.Alfa Romeo
P8.Haas
P9. Williams
P10.Alpha Tauri

Drivers
P1.Verstappen
P2. Pérez
P3.Leclerc
P4.Hamilton
P5.Sainz
P6.Russell
P7.Norris
P8. Alonso
P9.Gasly
P10.Piastri

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Idk why but I’m predicting Hamilton and Russell to fight and get into some crashes

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And honestly I don’t think the Ferrari is gonna be great

deep laurel
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Aston in p4 constructors without either driver in the top 10 would be an interesting result

modern pelican
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Oops

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Hang on lol

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There, brain no work sometimes

deep laurel
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Nice

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I just found it amusing lol, no biggie

modern pelican
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Ye lol it wouldn’t of made much sense lmao

deep laurel
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It’s technically possible, but I wouldn’t put a bet on it

modern pelican
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Yeah that’s my problem when creating predictions, I always forget what I put for each one

noble crag
modern pelican
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I honestly can see something going wrong and Russell wanting to go for the glory

noble crag
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I don't think it's gonna go the way of rosberg/Hamilton, not under that car is clear top 2

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maybe in the last couple races

mental cedar
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that mclaren is in the mud

modern pelican
mental cedar
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expecting them to be at the very bottom at the midfield for the first few races of 2023 atleast

modern pelican
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Yeah it’s a shame

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Im thinking Aston is honestly a team to watch out for Ik it’s only testing but they genuinely seem good

noble crag
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I think mclaren will out develop Aston, maybe alpine

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and norris has the magical ability to drag a shitbox into p7

modern pelican
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Yeah honestly would not be surprised if he finished best of the rest

noble crag
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I think alonso will beat him to that

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...if reliability allows

modern pelican
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“GP2 ENGINE GP2”

noble crag
modern pelican
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I wonder if there's any chanches of another team taking him up

noble crag
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RB... he could walk into Perez's seat anytime he wanted, but trying not to become no.2 driver would be very hard

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Ferrari... maybe could take sainz's seat?

modern pelican
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Honestly don't think Ferrari would be smart with the whole situation...

noble crag
rich geyser
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Just got back from my local hockey team’s game

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They were down like 3-0 and came back to win 4-3

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Stuff was insane

noble crag
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1.1s slower

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faster over 1/3rd a lap

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it genuinely looks like this might have been an amazing move by fernando

modern pelican
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Fernando vs Verstappen for the title

noble crag
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alonso goes into 2007 mode

modern pelican
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Honestly tho it would be really interesting to actually see that fight

noble crag
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it wooould

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id love to see a race, where they take 12 F1 world champs and give them equal shitboxes

modern pelican
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I mean they both seem to respect each other so racing would probably be fair

modern pelican
noble crag
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Verstappen, Hamilton, Rosberg, Vettel, Button, Kimi, Alonso, Hakkinen, race round silverstone in mini coopers

modern pelican
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I would pay thousands to see that

noble crag
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monaco in reliant robins

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honestly it would be really funny to go to monaco one day in a car like that

modern pelican
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Pffft

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I’d give it a turn before they were all flipped

noble crag
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i dont think you could do the chichane after the tunnel kmac

rich geyser
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Meier and Jeannot got traded today

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And the Blues traded Barbashev

languid ivy
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What The FUCK IS GOING ON

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I see Tampa is doing a "Fuck the future"

modern pelican
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For the first time this year it’s race week 🥳

noble crag
modern pelican
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👀

deep laurel
mental cedar
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w

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it's such an awkward chicane

noble crag
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ITS RAWE CEEK BABYEE

modern pelican
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RAWE CEEK

solid kite
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RAWE CEEK is back let’s go

modern pelican
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F1 fantasy for the year

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noble crag
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two teams??

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thats new

mental cedar
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hmm

noble crag
mental cedar
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that's new

noble crag
mental cedar
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max as TD?

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ah

noble crag
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max will probably win bahrain

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hang on, no, imma rework this

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i dont think mclaren or alpine will do much useful race 1, id rather have sainz for likely top 4

mental cedar
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whats the base budget

modern pelican
noble crag
noble crag
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hey @modern pelican @deep laurel @wise smelt @maiden prism @mental cedar + anyone else interested

fancy making a server league? lil bit of fun competition

DM me if you want an invite (to stop bots)

deep laurel
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Sounds fun

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How many teams per person? I’d assume one but they let you make up to three

noble crag
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Uhhh I set it to just 1

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you can still have 2 outside it, but just do your main team for head to head against others

deep laurel
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Fairs

mental cedar
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3 really complicates things

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id prefer 1

noble crag
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if you want an inv pop me a dm, just to stop bot scrapers

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They've changed the power ups this season

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You get 1 of each chip per season

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the limitless chip is peepoflushed

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ALSO, side note, I can (I think only me?) see your f1 account name, if you join.

(I, of course, have absolutely no plan to do harm with this, or even acknowledge it), but just a heads up if you wanna use an account not in your real surname

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F1 forgot what text box size limits were so I made the best name

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noble crag
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oh shit

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thats stronk

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mclaren new meta

modern pelican
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Holy shit I'm gonna be rich in points

noble crag
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theres also dotd points

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the scoring is way more diverse this year

maiden prism
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I don't quite understand but sure @noble crag :d

noble crag
maiden prism
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Nope!

noble crag
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you get 100 mil dollars

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(many moneyz)

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you buy 5 drivers and 2 teams

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their price is determined by recent performances, and moves up and down

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the points system is convulted but basically (better performance over sat and sun = more points)

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aaand we're in a league together to see how many points we each have

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and compare teams and strategies and such

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you can swap drivers and teams every weekend

maiden prism
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Interesting

noble crag
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this is my bahrain team, for example

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maiden prism
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I will give it a shot. :d

noble crag
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if sainz drove into the wall, he'd probably go -0.5m

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if bottas snatched a podium, value go uppp

noble crag
maiden prism
noble crag
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if you've ever done fantasy football is like that

modern pelican
noble crag
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oh my god

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@modern pelican @maiden prism

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Hentai is now formula 1 canon

maiden prism
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第119回は、ラッパーのWILYWNKA、レゲエ・ディージェイのVIGORMAN、プロデューサー/トラックメーカーのGeGによる3人組ジャンルレス・ユニット"変態紳士クラブ"からWILYWNKAとVIGORMANが再登場。
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今回は、2017年11月...

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Found the track

modern pelican
languid ivy
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Hello im here to say that Zibanejad should have the C but rangers will not

lavish salmon
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hololive nascar

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LETS GOOOOO

noble crag
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amazing

maiden prism
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👀👀👀

solid kite
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My team

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noble crag
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P3: Albon
P2: Stroll
P1:

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cursed.

solid kite
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P3: Nando
P2: zhou
P1: Bottas

maiden prism
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P3: Logan Sargeant
P2: Lewis Hamilton
P1: KMAG BAYBEEEEE

modern pelican
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P3:Lance Stroll
P2:Logan Sargent
P1:Nyck De Vries

mental cedar
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stroll somehow gets on the podium while not being able to attend the race

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truly blessed

modern pelican
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He’d gonna show up halfway through and storm through the field

languid ivy
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McDavid hit 50 goals in 61 games

mental cedar
solid kite
mental cedar
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16 hypercars

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the innovative car in question in case you were wondering

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noble crag
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a flashback to sauber's past...

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noble crag
languid ivy
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Puljarvi gone

rich geyser
languid ivy
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For SCRAPS

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Puistola isnt bad

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But its the 4th overall pick, vs a 3rd rounder

rich geyser
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Better than “Future Considerations”

languid ivy
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1for1

rich geyser
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I’m like 3 years under the legal age in Canada

noble crag
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Just lie if they age-limit fantasy team

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it's not like they check or anything

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2 schools of thought

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modern pelican
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I'm uncreative with names

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I wanted to put El plan but surprise surprise it was took

noble crag
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my first was "GP2 Engine"

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Then that was taken so I went with the first wild f1 thought in my head

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RAWR CEEK BABY

modern pelican
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Everything I tried was taken lol

languid ivy
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KANE TI RANGERS

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL

deep laurel
noble crag
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someone make "Spain with a silent a"

deep laurel
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Should’ve made that my second team lmao

solid kite
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I Wonder if anyone can tell which is my team

noble crag
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you can't see eachothers team

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which is a shame

rich geyser
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Now that Kane is out of Chicago, what’s gonna happen to Toews?

solid kite
noble crag
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yeye

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shame eitherway

solid kite
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What in the fuck @noble crag

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noble crag
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lmao

solid kite
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Spurs out here making rocket league irl

noble crag
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welcome the 🅱️oy🅱️ops

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solid kite
#

New team let’s go

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Mercedes, Alfa Romeo, mclaren, bopboys

noble crag
#

poor oscar

#

ferrari stats.... x243

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lmfao

#

(guess the team!)

just the one 😌

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Will buxton has forgotten about Jenson Button

solid kite
#

Will Buxton confuses and amazes me at the same time

#

He seems clueless but sometimes he’s a wealth of knowledge

maiden prism
noble crag
#

FERNANDOOOOOOOOOOO

rich geyser
#

1,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

#

The best way to count

mental cedar
#

aston hype train

#

i hope it doesn't derail horribly

noble crag
#

remember when this happened

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mental cedar
#

main team

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subject to changes until q1, ofcourse

#

2nd team which I'll just abandon after bahrain and see how it does throughout the year

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languid ivy
languid ivy
#

QUICK LEAVES LA???

languid ivy
#

Also the SCRAPS Chicago recieves

languid ivy
#

So big trades that went down: Ekholm to Oilers for basicly nothing. Kane to Rangers. Fkn Rasmus Sandin to WSH for Gustafsson???!!

noble crag
mental cedar
#

stroll after hearing how fast the AM is

languid ivy
rich geyser
#

Coyotes alumni team looking pretty stacked

#

Datsyuk, Weber, Hossa, and Kane are on that team

#

Oh and Pronger too

noble crag
#

lmao

#

who's taking the dodgy sponsorships

noble crag
#

also!

#

dunno if this is useful for anyone here!

mental cedar
#

it's $30 a year for me

#

which really, really isn't a bad deal so it hurts even more when i cant buy it

mental cedar
noble crag
#

:D

languid ivy
#

JAKOB CHYCHRUN HAS BEEN TRADED

modern pelican
mental cedar
#

damn bot

#

ill sue

#

i wanted to send the strolled gif but the bot wont lemme

modern pelican
#

😔

mental cedar
languid ivy
lavish salmon
#

fellas i bought my tickets to the Bruins vs Canadiens

#

and of course ticketmaster scammed me put of an extra 43 bucks ok top of the ticket cost

#

but im still going

solid kite
#

Something is missing

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modern pelican
#

Hmmm

solid kite
#

I figured it out

#

It’s the Number, it’s missing number 14

modern pelican
#

Ooooh yes that’s it

solid kite
#

Smh Aston

#

What is it with the last few years missing a person on the grid at the start

modern pelican
#

Yeah actually lol

noble crag
modern pelican
#

Oh no....

noble crag
modern pelican
#

I love the internet sometimes

noble crag
modern pelican
#

Lmfao

#

Oh yeah! This arrived today and it’s safe to say I’m very happy with it

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deep laurel
#

Nice 👀

noble crag
#

BAHRAIN TIMES

mental cedar
solid kite
#

Huh neat, I can watch a bit of FP1

#

Also

#

Am i the only one who finds it ironic that people are complaining about constantly hearing the Dutch national Anthem

#

Like we haven’t heard the British national anthem on repeat for 7 years

noble crag
#

bouncy ass podiums

#

2 hours till fp1

modern pelican
#

Oh it’s good to hear that intro again

solid kite
#

God I can’t wait till July

#

Looking forward to Silverstone

modern pelican
#

Hell yeah

solid kite
modern pelican
#

Ye

solid kite
#

Where did you sit?

modern pelican
#

Vale grandstand

languid ivy
solid kite
solid kite
#

Aston seem pretty promising Ngl

modern pelican
#

Yeah it’s impressive how much better they’re looking

modern pelican
#

Lance Stroll WDC incoming

noble crag
#

Stroll reporting he can't get the line right due to his injury :/

modern pelican
#

Apparently he’s taking his hand off the wheel at some points

#

I honestly don’t think he’s fit to drive and they’ve rushed it

noble crag
#

he physically has to take his hand off the wheel to reposition it

#

that's... not safe

#

if a driver can't take the racing line consistently

modern pelican
#

Absolutely not

#

I think quali is gonna be interesting tho 👀

solid kite
#

Think stroll rushed it tbh

rich geyser
#

trade deadline day

#

Max Domi to the stars

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Vrana to St Louis, Namestnikov to the Sharks then the Jets, Quick to Vegas, Lazar to NJ, Bonino returns to Pittsburgh, and some more deals that could happen

#

oh and Zac MacEwen to LA with Brendan Lemieux to Philly

noble crag
rich geyser
solid kite
#

What happen

rich geyser
#

Stecher is now a member of the Flames

#

the deadline has passed

languid ivy
#

TRADE DEADLINE

noble crag
mental cedar
#

stroll should not be allowed to race for his own safety

#

he was having difficulty climbing out of the car on his own and needed assistance from one of the garage engineers

solid kite
#

Honestly I agree

#

If anything you could argue for the safety of others as well

mental cedar
#

notable changes: the drivers are instead arranged according to last year's WCC order, it's shorter and removes some of the unnecessary bits, 2018 intro music

solid kite
#

Bruh stroll really shouldn’t be racing Ngl

#

You can see how much stroll has to change his steering compared to nando

#

Bro literally has to take his hands off the steering wheel

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mental cedar
#

lads

#

how good of a source is overtake fans for watching live f1 broadcasts

modern pelican
#

Im not too sure

#

Green light! Here we go

#

I genuinely can’t tell who’s gonna get pole here

noble crag
#

ferrari got ONE CORNER

#

and their car Is falling apart

modern pelican
#

Good to see we’re back to normal

#

Red flag

noble crag
#

hulks tyres fucked

#

ferrari made out of lego smh

modern pelican
#

That’s not going to be good

#

Imagine if they didn’t fix it in time and he gets knocked out q1

noble crag
#

mclarens, RB and Hulk were on laps out, softs wasted

modern pelican
#

Oh god…

#

Ferrari master🅱️lan

#

I love how we got about 5 mins into the first quali and there’s already chaos

noble crag
#

there are four teams in this!!

modern pelican
#

Wtf has happened with RB

#

This is mental

#

Something is not right with that red bull

solid kite
#

Norris and sargeant had the same time

modern pelican
#

Omfg

#

Gasly is out wtf

solid kite
#

Norris did it first tho

#

Williams seems pretty good Ngl

rustic coyote
#

also Magnussen

noble crag
#

Hulk 0.7 faster then kmag

modern pelican
#

That was insane

noble crag
#

those first runs

#

everyone going faster then faster

#

was mental

rustic coyote
#

Piastri was like almost 5 tenths slower than Norris

noble crag
#

norris outdriving the car again

modern pelican
#

Norris doing what he does best

noble crag
#

the onboards with the mclaren looked awful

#

genuinely might be the 9th car

modern pelican
#

That’s really sad

rustic coyote
#

yeah, they are very troubled

noble crag
#

Gasly lap yeeted

modern pelican
#

Not looking great for Alpine

noble crag
#

Piastri be wishing he went with the Williams

modern pelican
#

This has the potential to be an insane season

#

As I say I just don’t understand what’s happened between testing and now

noble crag
#

fucking hell max

modern pelican
#

Okay yeah uh I may take back what I just said 😅

#

How tf has Norris got that shitbox in p10

noble crag
#

Stroll half a second off alonso

#

Lando pushing a car that doesn't deserve to be in q2 into p11, goat

modern pelican
modern pelican
noble crag
#

ferrari 😭

modern pelican
#

Traditions

#

Is that a mechanical problem or smth else I wonder

#

That was an interesting quali

rustic coyote
#

yes

mental cedar
#

merc sandwich

#

from AM

modern pelican
#

Yeah what happened with merc lol they were getting good times in Q1 to like 6th and 7th

#

My fantasy team is loving life apart from Gasly

noble crag
noble crag
modern pelican
#

Lando deserves so much more

noble crag
#

give him the other aston

#

lando nando wombo combo

rich geyser
#

Jon Jones or Ciryl Gane tonight

#

Also Grosjean on pole for tomorrow’s Indycar race

noble crag
rich geyser
#

Wait

#

There we go

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solid kite
#

Decided to watch some If the F2

#

Fuck me That was a Drive and a half from all the Podium Sitters

#

Theo porchaire Finishing 20s ahead of Boschung, who weht from 10th to 2nd with am 11 second gap to 3rd, maloney, who Drove from 16th to 3rd

noble crag
#

Ferrari master 🅱️lan

#

@modern pelican

modern pelican
#

Ffs Ferrari it’s the first round….

noble crag
#

literally get 2 for a season

#

theyve used 2 in bahrain

modern pelican
#

Gooooooood

noble crag
#

meanwhile the FIA have now disallowed victory laps

#

P1 is not allowed to drop through the grid after the flag and must return immediately to the pit lane, ans be the first to enter

#

rules for the sake of rules lmao

modern pelican
#

Boooo

noble crag
#

FERRARI PLS

#

@modern pelican I wonder if this was the real reason he only did 1 lap

modern pelican
#

Lmfao

#

Master 🅱️lan

languid ivy
#

lul swedish broadcast has this

#

"Since 2005"

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Team chefs... principals?

noble crag
#

Horner couldn't stop cooking

modern pelican
#

Clarkson on the grid 👀

noble crag
#

"shouldn't you be planting seeds"

mental cedar
#

clarkSoOOOONNN

languid ivy
#

Get clarkson of the grid

#

Unless its kelly

potent flume
#

Remember if you miss anything press your red button

modern pelican
#

Puncture????

#

Nvm

noble crag
#

ONE LAP and the Aston are fighting kekw

modern pelican
#

Good start

languid ivy
#

Lewis STRUGGLING

#

MAYBE IT WAS JUST THE CAR

#

/joke

noble crag
#

MCLAREN

mental cedar
#

bautiful overtakfrom alsoko

noble crag
#

that was amazing racing between them

mental cedar
#

piastri has issues?

#

lmao

#

😭

noble crag
#

Ocon trying to collect 1 of every penalty

modern pelican
#

Ocon is not having a good time

languid ivy
#

Alonso be like "I'm fast af"

modern pelican
#

Love how Aston aren’t telling Alonso stroll hit him

deep laurel
mental cedar
#

niiicely done from stroll

#

we need more data from nando

languid ivy
#

JESUS THE ASTON IS FAST

noble crag
#

now that was an overtake

#

beautiful

modern pelican
#

Fernando my god

languid ivy
#

Reversed tho

#

The Aston is FAST

#

Like holy hell

#

(I didnt watch any of the testing nor saw any results of it)

mental cedar
#

oh my god

#

what a move

languid ivy
#

Alonso MASTERCLASS

#

The ol 1´2 punch

#

That was BEAUTIFUL

#

the Aston is.... competative this year?

#

El Plan in effect?

modern pelican
#

FERRARI MASTER 🅱️LAN

languid ivy
#

What

#

Wheres the ferrarir

deep laurel
#

On the side of the circuit

languid ivy
#

Im now a Alonso bandwagon

noble crag
#

shame it's not a full sc

languid ivy
#

OH

#

I WAS BVEHIND

#

FERRARI

#

I see now

#

i was like "Wdym on the side?"

mental cedar
languid ivy
#

you used to call me on your cellphone

deep laurel
languid ivy
#

Ocon

#

Alonso podium taim?

#

SPANISH BATTLE BABEY

#

YEEEEHAW

#

Alonso racing

modern pelican
#

Holy shit

mental cedar
#

fuck yeah

#

fuck.yeah.

languid ivy
#

El plan

#

Alonso be like "I nEVER LEFT"

noble crag
mental cedar
#

i know who im gonna vote for dotd now

languid ivy
#

omg itd be so funny

#

If we all did

deep laurel
#

Lmao true

#

I so want to vote alonso though

languid ivy
#

he has been driving well

mental cedar
#

bring it home nando

languid ivy
#

bring what home? a tractor?

deep laurel
#

A gp1 engine

languid ivy
#

Ok im sorry Haas and Alpha tauri look so similar from afar

#

I could not tell they were different teams

#

So max 3rd wdc?

solid kite
#

Alonso has driven so welk today

languid ivy
#

Indeed

#

Aswell as Gasly

noble crag
#

gasly p20 -> p9, great race for him

modern pelican
#

Wow. What a race

noble crag
#

FERNANDOOOOOO

languid ivy
#

"60s is the new 40s"

#

Zhou fastest lap

#

wait you have to be top 10 to get a point for fastest lap??

#

Thats BS

noble crag
#

yeah

#

Zhou pitted lap 56, then stole fastest from gasly

languid ivy
#

But still BS you need to be top 10 to get a point

#

NICOOOOOOOOOO

noble crag
#

and doing constant fast lap attempts

#

and getting lapped several times over

languid ivy
#

Ah

#

Still bs

modern pelican
#

I really hope the rest of the season is like this cause like wow that was good

noble crag
#

...except at the front

#

p1 and 2 were depressing by the time we reached sector 2

modern pelican
modern pelican
noble crag
#

The fraudulently sponsored RB team take the lead after round 1, followed by a draw between the bops and the CEEKs

modern pelican
#

Oh shit it’s actually kinda close

mental cedar
#

the points haven't been updated since quali

deep laurel
#

I was about to say that seems like an insanely low amount of points compared to the scoring system of last time

noble crag
#

oh

modern pelican
#

Gonna be interesting to see how it changes

#

I think i'm gonna get a few bearing in mind I've got gasly and his p20-p9 stunt

noble crag
#

lots of overtake points

#

all 5 of mine got points plead_love

modern pelican
#

Idk if Lando or Nico is gonna get any points tho

noble crag
noble crag
#

Since 2017, the winner of race 1 FP2 has always won the title

since 2017, the winner of race 1 has always come second

max won the race, alonso won fp2

#

alonso wdc incoming

rich geyser
#

Anyone else heard of those cheating accusations against Thomas Ronhaar?

languid ivy
#

Weho

noble crag
#

race points on the board!

modern pelican
#

Im not last! I’ll take it

#

I 100% need to switch out Lando

#

Maybe Hulkenburg as well cause that Haas isn’t looking good

rich geyser
#

How do the Sabres and Senators have a shot at the playoffs

maiden prism
#

NANDO!!!!

noble crag
noble crag
noble crag
#

Remind the F1 Channel posts these, very interesting look into drivers feeling after the race
https://youtu.be/fgTHWkA5cEA

YouTube
FORMULA 1
Every Driver's Radio At The End Of Their Race | 2023 Bahrain Grand ...

Listen to what every driver had to say as they finished their first race of the season!

For more F1® videos, visit https://www.Formula1.com

Follow F1®:
https://www.instagram.com/F1
https://www.facebook.com/Formula1/
https://www.twitter.com/F1
https://www.twitch.tv/formula1
https://www.tiktok.com/@f1

#F1 #BahrainGP

▶ Play video
noble crag
modern pelican
#

Ah I forgot you can’t post gifs. insert naked gun face palm scene here

noble crag
noble crag
noble crag
modern pelican
#

Lmao

wise smelt
#

Not in F1 fantasy leagues but someone explain to me why you shouldn't just pick this set literally every race weekend

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noble crag
#

how many points did you get race 1

wise smelt
#

I didn't have a team, just logged on to check it out for the first time so idk how many they'd have gotten

noble crag
#

(also, points are not linear by position)

#

Alonso scored more then max, gasly more then sainz

#

okay, yeah, that team would have beat everyone here :p

wise smelt
#

apparently that team would have 295 pts with 2x boost on max

noble crag
#

yeah

#

but points are for things other then final positions + reliability

#

if i think max will go pole -> p1 -> drive into the distance
and i think leclerc will go p2 in quali, get a 10place PU penalty, then recover to p2

#

leclerc will be worth more

noble crag
modern pelican
#

That god damn alpine lol

#

I need to review my team for Saudi

noble crag
mental cedar
#

the fantasy meta getting stale and predictable isn't anything new

#

but i wouldn't wanna bet everything on my team on 2 teams

mental cedar
modern pelican
#

👀

mental cedar
#

so redbull is getting upgrades by either next race or baku

#

and that

languid ivy
#

Yeay yeah but what aboit the Astons?

#

They looked fast

#

Atleast Alonso

noble crag
#

https://twitter.com/FIAclowns/status/1633001004441403394

FIA (@FIAclowns)

In conjunction with @Heineken and the @fia, @Max33Verstappen will promote alcohol free driving in Jeddah.

Such is the supremacy of his Newey designed @redbullracing RB19, Verstappen will take a drinks break for a 0.0% bottle at his pitstop before rejoining the race in the lead.

Twitter ·
noble crag
#

saw a tweet suggesting this years aston is faster then the 2022 RB18

languid ivy
#

👀

noble crag
#

Adrian was staring closely at the mercedes last race

#

mans probably solved their problems in his head, just for fun

#

this madlad doesn't even need a wind tunnel

#

he draws a car with a pencil and emulates the wind in his head

languid ivy
#

This looks like heavy rain

modern pelican
#

I’m like 90% sure he’s just an alien at this point

mental cedar
#

he reminds me of gordon murray

#

i aspire to be as big brained as them

noble crag
#

"it's fucked lads"

modern pelican
#

Taking the Haas way

noble crag
#

"whoops"

noble crag
#

the optimal team for bahrain, was 299 without the chip

#

fucking twitter embedding

modern pelican
#

Shit wished I kept my boost on Alonso

maiden prism
#

Ft

#

Felt

#

Idk how DRS boost works

noble crag
#

gives 2x points

#

Once per season you can use a 3x

#

its one of your 6 power ups you get

#

each good for 1 race

noble crag
mental cedar
#

id rather use my 3x when a driver gets a streak going

#

which will be max in 3-4 races

noble crag
#

yup

#

ideal is like, max on a streak

#

quali p1

#

10 place grid penalty

#

wins the race

mental cedar
#

on a sprint weekend too

#

best case scenario

noble crag
#

ooh yes

mental cedar
#

list of penalties

image.png
#

MSR were the overall winners at the daytona 24

#

pretty rough stuff

maiden prism
solid kite
#

Seems interesting

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mental cedar
languid ivy
#

You know what

#

Its a SLApping colour

noble crag
#

God I really want to see Max V Fernando

noble crag
#

...the mclaren lost the lead because it turned its pit limiter on randomly on the straight

rich geyser
modern pelican
noble crag
modern pelican
#

Didn't see that one 👀

languid ivy
#

Heres your reminder that the Bruins are currently 49-8-5 in the NHL

noble crag
#

@maiden prism COTA nascar race features Kimi AND Button

maiden prism
#

YOOOOOO

noble crag
#

March 24 - 26

#

I am JEALOUS

#

$125 for weekend grandstands at nascar cota... probably 2 - 3x that for the f1

noble crag
#

Video of Russell, apparently the F1 drivers all have a WhatsApp group chat with occasional banter, and they ruthlessly kick out former drivers

mental cedar
#

ive seen a couple of memes on this

noble crag
#

RB19 + Fred Vasseur + Lando + Russell + Piastri + £1 for catering

Alternately, swap Vasseur, Lando, Russel for Verstappen+Perez+Mike Krack

modern pelican
#

RB19 + Mike Krack + De Vries + Perez + Alonso with £2 for catering 😎

noble crag
#

if you could have multiple from one row

Verstappen + Lewis + RB19, and Mike Krack can be TP + Reserve Driver

modern pelican
#

Ah sure throw him in the car I’m sure he’ll be fiiiiinnne

noble crag
#

we should make monaco fun by giving Car 1 to all the team principals, and Car 2 to a random Formula 4 driver

modern pelican
#

Lmfao
CHAOS

noble crag
#

I like how British F4 has all those interesting tracks

image.png
modern pelican
#

Toto team radio: “NO CHRISTIAN NO THAT WAS SO NOT RIGHT”

noble crag
#

then the last one....

modern pelican
#

Pffft

noble crag
#

oh hello there

image.png
modern pelican
#

👀

noble crag
#

ah, they also have normal infield tracks :p

#

@modern pelican im going to watch British F3 in april :D

#

local race tracks are so cheap, and amazing racing

modern pelican
lavish salmon
#

my goat

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mental cedar
#

hello chat

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#

have this overly dramatic press release from mercedes

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modern pelican
#

“We fucked up lol”

potent flume
#

what did they do

solid kite
#

Good question

#

They made a mediocre car and are acting like it’s the end of the world

modern pelican
#

I don't think merc know how to deal with having 2 mediocre cars in a row lol

potent flume
#

zak brown would kill to get the merc car

noble crag
#

Zak brown would kill to get 7/9 of the other cars on the grid

#

Williams included

lavish salmon
#

well merc committed to a design that they now realize is not optimal

#

they basically wasted their money

potent flume
#

Bottas is smiling

mental cedar
#

i rarely laugh because of just mere images on the internet

#

this is an exception

languid ivy
#

BRAZIL NUMMERO UNO

#

Energy

noble crag
#

monaco pre-quali going well

mental cedar
#

this takes mean speed and top speed into account