Discord Union Pres Election

[verbal bay]

Well this doesn't seem like much of an election

[daring night]

I can endorse without dropping out

[radiant hawk]

ITS BIASED

[oblique ocean]

Well then just Ellie dropped out

[rigid fog]

It's an American election

[daring night]

absolutely is

[daring night]

Of course the AMERICAN did the election..

[silk mango]

Hey i never wanted it to be a two horse race

[oblique ocean]

Well it is

[radiant hawk]

THREE HORSES

[oblique ocean]

I mean technically

[daring night]

a crippled horse isnt a real candidate

[radiant hawk]

ADD ME IN

[daring night]

you cant add to a poll after

[oblique ocean]

You didn’t sign up

[daring night]

stupid discord

[radiant hawk]

ILL SIGN UP NOW

[oblique ocean]

You missed the deadline

[silk mango]

The API they use doesnt allow it

[daring night]

if I win I will redo the entire vote

[radiant hawk]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

im too hangry for this

[hybrid berry]

I think this may be an actually rigged vote

Like by the definition

[oblique ocean]

Against me

[oblique ocean]

I’m losing

[visual wave]

Damn Ellie dropped out

[oblique ocean]

You must recast your vote

[radiant hawk]

I WANT TO DROP IN

[rigid fog]

How about we use a reaction?

[oblique ocean]

You can’t

[visual wave]

My vote is gone

[oblique ocean]

That would allow people to vote twice which would be a pain to work out who did

[radiant hawk]

AND WHY NOT

[rigid fog]

And who cares if someone votes twice?

[oblique ocean]

And if people voted twice I would remove both of their votes

[oblique ocean]

Me

[hybrid berry]

How would you vote twice with a reaction, I'm confused

[oblique ocean]

This is American voting

[silk mango]

Maybe all turn it down a notch it is all for laughs in the end....

[oblique ocean]

Y’all don’t get rank choice voting

[hybrid berry]

Mhm

[rigid fog]

Could vote in the poll and then add the reaction

[radiant hawk]

so who here is running

[silk mango]

#1220771985412591667 message

[rigid fog]

We could just ask people politely not to vote twice.

[daring night]

Me wizard rat

if i win, we redo the election

[surreal wedge]

I think it means voting for two different people

[hybrid berry]

I WISH TO CHANGE MY VOTE

[radiant hawk]

i was gonna put a poll up and then forget about it until someone says something

[daring night]

you can

[hybrid berry]

Am i allowed to do that

[oblique ocean]

Yeah that’s what I meant

[rigid fog]

Yes, and that's what would happen

[silk mango]

You can tecnicly

[hybrid berry]

Hm

[rigid fog]

The reaction would be for someone not in the poll

[oblique ocean]

No

[daring night]

its really 1 sided towards wizard

[daring night]

rat why are you making this such a serious thing

you cant even enforce it

[oblique ocean]

Cus i take my shitposting seriously

[hybrid berry]

uh

[daring night]

so do I but I dont annoy others with it

[hybrid berry]

[oblique ocean]

uwu

[daring night]

mist its not a big deal if you want to cahnge your vote

[silk mango]

Gonna get ready for bed

Yall please dont fight over discord elections of all things please

Thats not the Genpub i love

[daring night]

I think this should bne the last election

people are taking it too seriously

[surreal wedge]

Yeah, don't disappoint the future president

[oblique ocean]

I mean I’ve been doing aggressive campaign as a meme

[oblique ocean]

Honestly

[radiant hawk]

boom im so smart

[oblique ocean]

Yeah that’s better

[surreal wedge]

We could use a website for ranked choice voting...

[radiant hawk]

too much work

[surreal wedge]

[hybrid berry]

Strawpoll

[radiant hawk]

whats with these votes guys...

[surreal wedge]

Wizard has political experience I'm sorry

[verbal bay]

Lol

[radiant hawk]

sigh.

i guess thats fair.

[verbal bay]

Don't say that this is fake news

[radiant hawk]

wizard can i be vp if you win

[daring night]

nojus is VP

you can be the court jester probably

[oblique ocean]

Chat what the fuck

[radiant hawk]

SIGHHHH

[hybrid berry]

Never a promotion

[oblique ocean]

Fake news

[radiant hawk]

i had to add myself L=

[oblique ocean]

Wizard was never a ceo

He’s a fraud

[daring night]

he literally is

the ceo of a whole county

[oblique ocean]

Fraud

[radiant hawk]

hes the ceo of belgium

[oblique ocean]

Lies

[radiant hawk]

proof where

hm

[surreal wedge]

Rat, do you have a plan?

[oblique ocean]

Google ceo or Belgium

[daring night]

your accusing him

[oblique ocean]

I will unban :3

[radiant hawk]

unban who

[daring night]

in your AMERICAN legal system, the burden of proof falls on YOU

[radiant hawk]

UEAH

[surreal wedge]

This is horrible, you're supposed to say that you have concepts of a plan

[radiant hawk]

GET IT FISH

[oblique ocean]

I have plans in the works

Trust

[hybrid berry]

Arthur, I have a plan! I just need some time....Just some time.

[radiant hawk]

my plan is everyoe gets a free food of their choice

[daring night]

a singular food

[rustic stone]

?
How did this become active?

[hybrid berry]

What is it with triple a games and characters that have plans

[daring night]

Rat made a flawed election

jester made a less flawed election

[surreal wedge]

If Rat's Dutch then I wanna be the lumbago guy

[hybrid berry]

You got kratos and you got dutch

[oblique ocean]

@silk mango provide proof you are Alexander de croo

[radiant hawk]

I serve the people

[daring night]

Rat you are accusing. The burden of proof falls on you

[oblique ocean]

I don’t know who goldenwizard is

[silk mango]

Alexander de Croo is not the CEO of Belgium hes the acting PM

[daring night]

im talking in the legal system

you are accusing

so the burden of proof falls on you

[oblique ocean]

Nerd

[hybrid berry]

I do think an argument can be made that as a golden wizard he has the power to transmute lesser materials into gold which will destroy the gold price

Honestly

[oblique ocean]

Exactly

[hybrid berry]

It'll affect the trout population

[daring night]

your the one talking about "oh this election is valid because america"

[oblique ocean]

The economy will be in shambles

[oblique ocean]

[surreal wedge]

Unbanning colon three will have an even worse impact on the economy, there'll be unprecedented demand for :3, with no one able to work in the :3 mines

[oblique ocean]

Chat I can’t believe you all would betray me like this

[radiant hawk]

vote for me and you get a sweet treat of your choosing

[oblique ocean]

I will import :3 until we have the opportunity to make our own

[surreal wedge]

I wanna change my vote now wtf :(

[oblique ocean]

How could you do this to me Mira

[hybrid berry]

The free cookie plan always works

[radiant hawk]

do it

[hybrid berry]

I was with the cookie party last election and we came in like 5th place

[radiant hawk]

freedom

[oblique ocean]

I will give you 2 treats of your choosing

[surreal wedge]

I'm sorry, but Wizard has experience and Jester has cookies

[oblique ocean]

I have more cookies

[radiant hawk]

not only cookies

i have all of the sweet treats you want

[oblique ocean]

I have a Willy wonka style chocolate factory

[surreal wedge]

[oblique ocean]

That makes all sorts of candy

[radiant hawk]

😼

[surreal wedge]

Very convincing arguments from all sides...

[oblique ocean]

I will read steel ball run before it’s officially translated

[radiant hawk]

i will make you laugh by telling jokes and doing silly jigs

[surreal wedge]

I REALLY like silly jigs

[daring night]

my argument is that the water levels will rise and if you vote me I get more power over time

[oblique ocean]

I am funny just by existing

I’m a silly rat :3

Look at me

How could you not trust this face

[radiant hawk]

narrows eyes.

[surreal wedge]

[oblique ocean]

Exactly

How could you not trust a face like that

[silk mango]

Ight ima sleep yall again dont start actual fights over this

Its for laughs
Do make political jokes do
Gnight

[surreal wedge]

Have a goob eep

[oblique ocean]

This is a very good example of how a political system only has power if people believe in it

[hybrid berry]

the worldbuilding in this earth shit is so cool

[oblique ocean]

True

A vote for me is a vote for miku

[daring night]

if I get elected, I will make Genpub great again

[oblique ocean]

(She’s gotten better since endorsing the takeover and imperialism of Japan)

[daring night]

project 2027 will make the oceans rise above the surface

[oblique ocean]

Holy crap
Donald trump

[daring night]

only fish shall remain

[oblique ocean]

Hello Peter

Welcome to Fortnite

[surreal wedge]

I forgot the two of them actually met

[oblique ocean]

Wait did they actually?

That’s funny as fuck

Chat if you vote for me while goldenwizard is asleep it’ll be an epic funny prank

[surreal wedge]

Yeah, I forgot which episode it was, but it sucked

[radiant hawk]

wrong, as i am hatsune miku's priest

[oblique ocean]

Miku is my running mate

[surreal wedge]

I am against Miku.

[radiant hawk]

you..

[oblique ocean]

She supports anarchocommunism

[hybrid berry]

if you vote for me its a vote for parkour civilisation (i'm not running)

I just really wanted to say that

[surreal wedge]

I'm voting for Mist

[daring night]

can I take this

[surreal wedge]

I would choose the beef

[daring night]

A vote for me is a vote for parkour civilization

[hybrid berry]

real

[oblique ocean]

A vote for me is a vote for family guy

[surreal wedge]

Based actually...

[daring night]

when the water levels rise the Humans must go into the air

[daring night]

vote me then

[oblique ocean]

Brian from family guy is my political adviser

[oblique ocean]

I disregard everything he says and hit him with my car once a week for the meme

[surreal wedge]

[oblique ocean]

I will blow up Hawai’i

[surreal wedge]

Hawaii's cool though

[oblique ocean]

I will blow up Florida

I will piss on the moon

[surreal wedge]

Maybe...

[oblique ocean]

How do you like that Obama

I’m pissing on the moon

I’ve come to make an announcement

Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass mother fucker

He pissed on my fucking wife

And he said his dick was this big

[daring night]

the moon isnt real

moron

[oblique ocean]

I will legalize being gay in genpub

They’ve been tricking you they’ve been making you be straight this whole time

[oblique ocean]

I’m gonna be honest I didn’t expect mods to vote in this

I thought mods were gonna shut this down if anything

[daring night]

it is legal

Mira literally is gay

[oblique ocean]

They’re lying to you

It’s actually illegal

[daring night]

the voices are telling me your lying

[oblique ocean]

I will legalize gay people

[daring night]

and the voices havent been wrong yet

[oblique ocean]

The voices are wrong

[daring night]

so why should I trust you and not them

[oblique ocean]

Cus I’m a rat

I go squeak

I’m trust worthy

Have I ever lied to you

[daring night]

and the voices have been trust worty too

[daring night]

YES

[oblique ocean]

Nuh uh

[barren musk]

I'm not voting for you because I disagree with your campaign promises

[still shale]

I JUST WANT MY MEATBALLS

[barren musk]

My personal choice is Wizard

[oblique ocean]

Vote for me

[oblique ocean]

Vote for me and I’ll do taco tuesdays

[visual wave]

We already do taco Tuesdays

[silk mango]

so uhm........
the poll is a week long eh

[daring night]

of course the wizard and magician are working together smh

you and your arcane secrets

[silk mango]

my company sells Arcane books if you really wanna know these "secrets"

[daring night]

are any of them piscomancy

[silk mango]

we dont deal with fish magic sorry

[daring night]

piscis=fish in latin

fish magic

[daring night]

NOOO

[daring night]

Any aquiomancies?

[silk mango]

water magic we do have yes

[daring night]

you have water but no fish magics smh

Next youll say you dont even have a full necronomicon

[silk mango]

we are not fighting with atlantice again

one PR scandel was enough

[daring night]

how does atlantis relate to pr

[silk mango]

theyre CEO recently bought all the patents to it

[daring night]

Oh

Now I can never learn piscomancy

fuck the ceo of atlantis

I need a fucking necronomicon to rip the lads soul out

king of the fish thinks they can keep all the magic at the top and not give it to the commonfish

[daring night]

They will fall to the proletariat

fish communism

[oblique ocean]

Chat I think I’m cooked

I’m the only other prevelant candidate

But that doesn’t mean that much

Unless I get more votes in the finals

[daring night]

fym finals

rat this was the vote

[oblique ocean]

In American voting systems there’s an election to pick the 2 most prevalent candidates and then an election between the two

It’s a bit more complicated but that’s the gist

[analog summit]

I wish to run for President

I have the smarts, fame and goodwill to get the job done

I think that’s a convincing pitch

[daring night]

No.

We arent doing that shit

[daring night]

The polls are biased and already fully set up (they werent even advertised😭)

[daring night]

Basically rat wanted an "election" and rigged it and is still losing to wizard(this is propaganda; vote for whoever lmao)

[analog summit]

I demand a recount

My popular support is undeniable

[daring night]

@oblique ocean

It was demanded

You have to

[oblique ocean]

I don’t even run it now

[daring night]

L

(this is because it fucked the cmapaign up)

[analog summit]

Ok, I’m president then

[daring night]

No

wizard is winning

[analog summit]

I love democracy

[daring night]

idk whos actually running it

Sorry

[analog summit]

The name doesnt lie

[daring night]

I wish i could help more

[analog summit]

Election Interference

[cedar swift]

I would've swept the election but I chose not to partake in order to make it easy on you all

[daring night]

True!

[wide jetty]

WAIT

HOLD UP

why am I not in this

Why didn’t I get to participate

[oblique ocean]

Missed the sign up date

You can still vote

[barren musk]

The sign up date with no formal announcement

[daring night]

a FLAWED ELECTION? by an AMERICAN?

impossible

[barren musk]

About as shocking as a school eraser, I know

[narrow raft]

Wait, we're electing again?

[analog summit]

I am running, vote for me

The name doesnt lie

[barren musk]

The only 2 running canidates due to poor planning are Rat and Wizard

[silk mango]

evryone is free to vote for who they want to

Rat was the one who planned it tbf

[daring night]

and me kinda

But I just joined cus i thought its be funny

[worthy schooner]

Ghost fish from Australia for gen pub president

[daring night]

Prime minister*

smh

[charred pagoda]

chat vote rat

[charred pagoda]

no vote rat

[daring night]

Rat is the one eating all the dogs in springfield

[daring night]

it PERSONALLY ate them all

[oblique ocean]

Crazy ass statement

[daring night]

its proppaganda

[uncut spruce]

I heard there was a rt server election going on I would like to meet who’s running. Don’t look at my username.

[oblique ocean]

Hello

[uncut spruce]

Hello president person

[oblique ocean]

Hello minizilla

Why do you have a gun

[uncut spruce]

No reason

I am not hired by your redacted in the rt server election or anything

[oblique ocean]

Oh dear

You wouldn’t shoot Hatsune miku would you

[uncut spruce]

Double it what I got paid and I’ll kill the who hired me twice

[oblique ocean]

Deal

Here’s 2 dollars

[uncut spruce]

OK, I’m gonna kill the other president candidate

Because hatsune miku paid me two dollars

[oblique ocean]

Based

[barren musk]

I would vote for a corpse over the Miku Party tbh

[uncut spruce]

The Miku party paid me two dollars. They are a better party..

[analog summit]

Vote for myself

[silk mango]

vote for whoever you want

[oblique ocean]

Vote for the miku party

We have pizza

And glover for the Nintendo 64

[still shale]

IT'S A TIE

[oblique ocean]

Oh shit

[uncut spruce]

Time to take out golden wizard

[still shale]

i was promised meatballs

[oblique ocean]

You will get your meatballs

[daring night]

Rat

This is so flawed lmao

unironically

Half hte people who voted the first time

probably dont even know

that theres a rematch

American politics arent ideal politics just vbecause thye happen to be american

and american politics are better then this because theres every single person in a 30 mile radius telling people to vote

[oblique ocean]

These were the rules I set at the start

So I’m following them

Because if I didn’t I’d arguably be more corrupt

[barren musk]

Nice that neither votes were announced to anyone in the channel

[oblique ocean]

Pinging @.here would ping mods as well as tons of people that don’t chat here anymore

[daring night]

and that trhese rules were never mentioned

[oblique ocean]

So why the fuck would I do that

[oblique ocean]

I mentioned them at the start

[daring night]

Find 3 people who actually found and remember them

[oblique ocean]

If y’all are gonna complain you can just not participate

[daring night]

rat

this is constructive criticism

if you cant take it fyd

Im saying

this was flawed due to lack of communication\

use that

or just be an ignorant little shit

[oblique ocean]

How the fuck else am I supposed to notify everyone

[daring night]

Consider talking about it for more then a day after you got the idea before the voting starts

most people who wanted to be candidates literally could not join

[daring night]

also rat

[oblique ocean]

Y’all are taking this way too seriously

[daring night]

this is the wrong poll

lmao

we did a new one, remember

[oblique ocean]

This was a shitpost to begin with

[daring night]

ah yes

from the person who harassed people to vtoe for htem

[oblique ocean]

As a joke

[daring night]

me giving constructive criticism isnt "taking this way too seriously"

it feels like you just cant take it

[oblique ocean]

I said from the start that I was gonna be a shitposter making fun of how real life politicians act

[oblique ocean]

It didn’t come off that way

[daring night]

and multiple people expressed discomfort with this

[barren musk]

It's poorly made as shitpost ngl

[daring night]

Including wizard saying "hey, feel free to vote for whoever, dont feel pressured by rat" like 12 times

[oblique ocean]

I made it clear that I was doing a bit but okay

[daring night]

not to me

[oblique ocean]

Whenever I’m like overly aggressive I’m usually memeing

[daring night]

and I was one of the few people who knew this was happening

like at all

[daring night]

find 2 people besides yourself who was aware of this

wizard clearly wasnt

most of the people voting werent

and I certainly wasnt

[oblique ocean]

Mira,iggy,sandwich,marina,Zoey

That’s 5 and I can keep going

[daring night]

in any case

thios is the actual poll

you agreed it was better

[daring night]

.

[oblique ocean]

Yes but it’s also ending in a full ass week

[daring night]

so was yours when it started

[oblique ocean]

I made the poll 3 days long

[daring night]

and this one takes 3 more days to finish

your point?

[oblique ocean]

I planned for the first one to take 3 to build traction and get awareness so that I could do the finals in only 1 day

[daring night]

nobody was even aware therew ould be finals

[oblique ocean]

I STATED IT AT THE START

[daring night]

show

[still shale]

i don't know what's going on

[daring night]

rats mad at constructive criticism

atleast, I tried to be constructive

maybe im fucking autistic again

[daring night]

where

[daring night]

also all of these people are in the other server

[oblique ocean]

I remember posting it but I must’ve forgotten to state it when I revised the rules

[daring night]

where yout alked about it

[oblique ocean]

That’s on me

[oblique ocean]

Zoey isn’t

[daring night]

before hand

and talked about an rtgame election

lol

[barren musk]

Other server? What?

[daring night]

I thought she was lmao

[oblique ocean]

We have a private server

[daring night]

again it barely matters

there arent any privaleges

[oblique ocean]

Not for the election just a general friend hangout space

[oblique ocean]

Then why do you care so much about it

[daring night]

but this kind of thing was just made in a way to divide people (gess what, thats what teams do psychologically)

[daring night]

thats why teams and groups have labels

to divide people

thats the reason

[oblique ocean]

This was made as a shitpost????

I wasn’t trying to start shit I was just doing a stupid joke???

[daring night]

you didnt do it intentionally

its the us system being flawed

but still

[still shale]

so very confused

[daring night]

you should be aware

[oblique ocean]

Yeah well it’s the only one I know

[daring night]

people will take it seriously

[oblique ocean]

I don’t know how other legal systems work

[daring night]

and if you do stupid shit

they will get mad

[daring night]

fair enough

[oblique ocean]

But I’m damn competent at American law

[daring night]

Guess what:
Sports is exactly the fucking same

[oblique ocean]

fuck Ohio state

[daring night]

Nobody gives a shit who wins until the sport intentionally manipulates everyone into caring

[oblique ocean]

No it’s just tribalism

[daring night]

until people fucking refuse to talk to people who like a different team

[daring night]

yes

[oblique ocean]

no the fuck they don’t

[daring night]

but the organizers are aware of it

and aware it gives them profit

[daring night]

I know like 12 people in australia

[barren musk]

What the hell is going on

[daring night]

and australia is way less serious

[oblique ocean]

I know a Red Sox fan who’s dating a Yankees fan

[daring night]

lmao

[daring night]

some people being intelligent doesnt mean the majority is

[oblique ocean]

Dude the whole people hating each other for being on different teams is a minority

[daring night]

Its a damn loud one

[oblique ocean]

Sure it’s the majority in politics but politics is like serious shit

At the end of the day football is less important than politics

Which is why politics is so radicalized

While football is mostly just a YEAHHHH TOUCHDOWN

more than anything

[still shale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1158980059680489572/1285060584324468746/attachment.gif

[oblique ocean]

Where as politics is fuck the other side

I know what the fuck I’m on about fish

[daring night]

wait those are 2 differenty fucking teams

red sox is baseball

yankees is fucking hokee

[oblique ocean]

Yankees is baseball too

[daring night]

what the fuck

why are they using the same names

[oblique ocean]

No the fuck they aren’t

[daring night]

but not teh same names for every sport

[oblique ocean]

New Yorks hockey team is so inconsequential that I don’t even remember the name of their hockey team

[daring night]

is it football then

or soccer

whatever you call it

[oblique ocean]

But I know it’s not the Yankees

[oblique ocean]

No

It’s their baseball team

[daring night]

the fuck

Why do I know its name then

[oblique ocean]

Wait no hold on I’m stupid

I’m pretty sure they have 2 baseball teams in New York

[daring night]

THE FUCK

[oblique ocean]

Kind of like how California has 3 football teams

[daring night]

American sports

[oblique ocean]

Yes

[daring night]

is so fucking stupid

[oblique ocean]

They’re complicated

[daring night]

stupid*

"only 1 team per state, except for the exceptions" is crazy

[oblique ocean]

You don’t have to be a dick about it

I’m a sports fan

[oblique ocean]

There was never a one team per state rule

If that was a thing college football wouldn’t be a thing

[daring night]

me saying "this seems arbitrary as fuck" isnt being a dick

[oblique ocean]

You called it stupid

Not arbitrary

[daring night]

college has 1 team per sport per university

[oblique ocean]

Yeah

If that rule was the case there would be one football team per state

Instead of per college

Which is fuckin stupid

[daring night]

whats the division then

in professional sports

[oblique ocean]

There really isn’t one

[daring night]

that says some states get 2 teams

then its arbitrary

and so stupid in my opinion

[oblique ocean]

There’s no rules saying a state can only have 1 team

You’re acting like your misinfo is fact

[daring night]

so lets get rhode island 83,493.102,583 teams

[oblique ocean]

There’s no fucking rules on teams per state

[daring night]

i never said there was

[oblique ocean]

Not enough room in the state for that many

[daring night]

thats also arbitrary

[oblique ocean]

Yes you did???

[daring night]

why do they need room in teh state

why cant they practice out of state

why cant they practice out of country

[oblique ocean]

HOW PRACTICAL WOULD THAT BE

ITS NOT

PRACTICING OUT OF STATE WOULD REQUIRE A SHIT TON OF TIME JUST TO GET THERE LET ALONE PRACTICE THERE

[daring night]

so then

whats the split

that says some states have multiple

teams

[oblique ocean]

Why are you arguing about sports when you know nothing of them

[daring night]

because im trying to learn about them

how the fuck am i gonna learn when you dont answer

[oblique ocean]

Do research instead of talking out your ass

[daring night]

fair enough

but who the fuck am i gonna trust

the aussie internet regarding AMERICAN shit

[oblique ocean]

the nfl???

[daring night]

I dont even know what that is

[oblique ocean]

Pirate the football game or something

[oblique ocean]

National football league

[barren musk]

National Football League

[daring night]

how is that gonna let me learn

[oblique ocean]

Watch it enough and you’ll learn it

[daring night]

ill learn the players maybe

but that isnt gonan teach me any of the rules

[oblique ocean]

The game is pretty self explanatory

[daring night]

or why states only have 1 team

[barren musk]

It can help but it varies from person to person

[daring night]

whcih is really the only thing i care about rn

[oblique ocean]

… we literally just went over the fact that that’s not the case

[daring night]

sory

why *some states only have 1 team

[surreal wedge]

New Mexico has none, which is why we're the best

[oblique ocean]

Most states only have one team because it’s fucking expensive to own a team let alone multiple

[daring night]

PEAK

[daring night]

okay so its a budget thing

[oblique ocean]

Yes

California and New York are rich as fuck

[daring night]

some places have more budget for sports so they can get 20 teams

well thats the answer then

[oblique ocean]

So they can afford multiple teams all with good players

[daring night]

Remember: during the cali gold rush, the people who made money were the lads selling picks and shovels

just autism fact

[surreal wedge]

Oh wow, California has 3
And they all suck ass 🤭

[daring night]

how the fuck did we get to sports

[oblique ocean]

Mmmmmmm gaslighting the working class into thinking they can hit it big just to scam them

[daring night]

in too autistic to debate

[oblique ocean]

Idk

[daring night]

no it was working class people

[oblique ocean]

True

[daring night]

selling to toher working class people

they bought picks and shovels and upmarked them

[oblique ocean]

Oh well more power to them

[daring night]

bewcause nobody brought picks and shovels

[daring night]

100%

[oblique ocean]

Smort

[surreal wedge]

Selling out the proletariat, classic class traitor move

[daring night]

But capitalistically peak

[surreal wedge]

I agree

[daring night]

anyways

[oblique ocean]

I love sports

[surreal wedge]

This is why I voted for Wizard

[daring night]

what the fuck were we talking about before sports

[oblique ocean]

I love hockey and basketball and football and baseballs alright

[daring night]

wizard isnt adhd....

[surreal wedge]

My president could never love sportsball

[oblique ocean]

Shhhh let’s not go back to that

[daring night]

okay

i genuienly forgor

[oblique ocean]

Good

[daring night]

im too autism

[oblique ocean]

I was about to blow a gasket genuinely

[oblique ocean]

Mira you are no longer peak

Sports are cool

[surreal wedge]

I used to play soccer, that one's alright I guess

They're so boring though

[oblique ocean]

Of course you did

[surreal wedge]

What's that mean😡

[oblique ocean]

:)

I was the star runner on my rugby team for a few years there

[daring night]

football>football\

sorry

REAL football> american football

[oblique ocean]

Rugby is way more fun to play than to watch

[oblique ocean]

Says the fucking prisoner

[surreal wedge]

[daring night]

im not a fucking prisoner

[surreal wedge]

You're true, but soccer's the better name

[oblique ocean]

Australia is a prison colony

[daring night]

WAS

[oblique ocean]

Is

:)

[daring night]

we told the UK to fuck off

and they did

no war required

[hybrid berry]

[oblique ocean]

The prison has just become created by your own government now

[hybrid berry]

what's going on here

[oblique ocean]

I have no idea anymore

[daring night]

I thought the us had more prisoners

but maybe im wrong

[hybrid berry]

also why are you guys talking in here ain't this the presidential chat?

[daring night]

no clue

[surreal wedge]

Final presidential debate, this time about sports

I think

[oblique ocean]

I was memeing on the quality of life in Australia has done a stock market and plummeted

[daring night]

no its between rat and wizard

[daring night]

same with in the us?

[hybrid berry]

ohhh MESSIIIIIi or whatever sports fans say

[oblique ocean]

It’s really not

[daring night]

SUIIIIII

[oblique ocean]

Americas quality of life is improving right now

[surreal wedge]

I love when they kick the foot ball and then yell FOOT BALLLLLLLLL

[oblique ocean]

If only slowly

[daring night]

we should probably change channels

[oblique ocean]

FOOT BALLLLLLL

[daring night]

or go to the priv server

[oblique ocean]

Perhaps

[native hinge]

wait what, why is this thing on again, is there other election? 😭

[oblique ocean]

Yes

Politics have returned to genpub

[native hinge]

OH it's a gen pub thing

gotcha, I thought for a moment the Discord Professors Unionized again, my bad

[oblique ocean]

No they didn’t

[oblique ocean]

They will stay in the basement forever

We learned to feed them more and now they don’t try to escape

[oblique ocean]

WOOOOOOOOO

[silk mango]

wait

you did another poll and didnt tell anyone

dude

uncool

[oblique ocean]

The first one was a tie

And like 20 people voted

[daring night]

why didnt you tell anyone though

including THE OTHER PERSON

[oblique ocean]

Yeah that’s fair

It was still close

[silk mango]

it was not

[daring night]

it would've been another tie if wizard alone voted

[silk mango]

not that i actually care all that much but literally cheating is kinda a dick move my lad

[daring night]

and this vote is way more telling

[oblique ocean]

Ahem

[daring night]

yeah r

[oblique ocean]

It was a tie

[daring night]

saying it once

does not explain that there was gonna be a secondary vote

also primaries is a very american term

primary usually means first

[silk mango]

(cuz its latin for 1st)

[daring night]

primary vote usually means initial vote

first vote

not final lol

[oblique ocean]

Yeah exactly

Which is why I called the first one the primaries

[daring night]

so you saying "remember to vote for the first vote" tells people ther'll be a secondary?

[oblique ocean]

Yes

[daring night]

idk mate

[daring night]

rat

not everyone is american

not everyone innately understands

that US voting is as flawed as it is

[oblique ocean]

Most people should understand the word primary

[silk mango]

ya really should have told me you did a second poll mate

anyways injoy your nickname

[oblique ocean]

Fair

Sorry about that

[daring night]

so if I say "remember to do the first bit of your homework" that immediately tells you to also do the second and third part that was never mentioned

[oblique ocean]

Yes

Remember to do the first bit of your homework implies you will be doing multiple parts of it over multiple days

[daring night]

but you never said there would be a second

or expalined the second

this is like when my teacher told me to write an essay then got mad when i didnt write 3 essays

[oblique ocean]

Cus I assumed people knew what the word primary is

[daring night]

knwoing primary isnt knowing what a primary vote is

[silk mango]

anyways
lets end it there

dont turn the Presedency into a Monarchy or dictatorship and enjoy your term

[oblique ocean]

I will not

If you so desire you can be vp

[silk mango]

nah

[oblique ocean]

Christ auto correct

[daring night]

least rigged US election fr!

[oblique ocean]

sigh yeah

[daring night]

truly was a 100% accurate representation

[oblique ocean]

That never happens in American politics

We have the electoral college

Trump didn’t win the popular vote in 2016

[oblique ocean]

He won the electoral college though

[daring night]

intentionally making the truth vague so people dont know who to vote isnt used in US politics?

[daring night]

whats the point of popular vote then

[oblique ocean]

I was talking about the electoral college

[oblique ocean]

It’s literally just for senators to gauge how the people they represent feel

[daring night]

😭

rat

[oblique ocean]

And then they get to choose which electoral college votes go where

[daring night]

why is the us so flawed

[oblique ocean]

Based on that

And they can ignore it to a degree

[oblique ocean]

I don’t know

American politics everyone

[daring night]

me when 99.99999% of people say they dont want John Taxtherich to win (the politicians dont like taxes)

[surreal wedge]

And it's still the best...

[daring night]

how

[daring night]

smh mira in america their eating the dogs

their eating the cats

[surreal wedge]

And it's still the best...

[daring night]

also is that

what is that pfp

[surreal wedge]

Alien Teto

[daring night]

whos teto

[oblique ocean]

She’s like miku but red

[daring night]

oh

im colorblind

[daring night]

so miku

[oblique ocean]

Sorta

She has a different va

[rigid fog]

This election was already American enough, no need to make it even more American

[oblique ocean]

It’s alien teto

[barren musk]

I for one, support this revolution

[native hinge]

what's happening lmao

if y'all hating the American electoral system, I'm with the revolution hell yeah 💥‼️

[analog summit]

Rigged!

[tawny siren]

Just like real life the voter turnout is astonishingly low

[narrow raft]

We were voting again?

Why does nobody ever tell me

[barren musk]

It wasn't related to the Discord Professors

[wide jetty]

We should do another election but on November 5th

[barren musk]

How long would a Genpub presidential term be

[oblique ocean]

I am still President

[barren musk]

For how long would a Genpub presidential term be

[silk mango]

would be a nice destraction ngl

debate on the 3rd?

[low citrus]

how about we just. don't. because irl politics is bad enough.

[rustic stone]

I could end this bit right now

[daring night]

lHonestly might be for the best considering what happened last campaign /gen

[barren musk]

All the more reason to do a satire of it in my book

[daring night]

satire implies the author and audience understands its satire

thats hard to control in something like this

[barren musk]

Alright then, pisstake will do

[daring night]

It being a pisstake is what was an issue the first time

[barren musk]

A lack of mutual understanding, was the issue

I need start reading what I am about to post in future

Etiquette and an understanding is all that is needed for a good improvised pisstake

[daring night]

fair enough

[cedar swift]

I'll run in this election

since it's the day after my birthday and if you could vote for me it would really help me out C:

[silk mango]

oh come on i know irl politics are bad rn but i would like to not be constently reminded of the fact that my home nations national security is once again restting on americans not being stupid

is that so bad

[sand wave]

new election? :3

[hoary wraith]

Can I nominate my uncles dog for new dictator?

I think he’d do a semi-decent job

[daring night]

what is his policy

[hoary wraith]

idk he kinda stupid so he probably dont have any

[worthy schooner]

A puppet huh

Deal

[analog summit]

I think we're about due for a new election

[silk mango]

i think Rat's term ends after new years so we can elect a dog then

[analog summit]

Good

[hearty oak]

right, another election?

[broken bloom]

we should elect someone who will weaken the power of president to little more than a puppet in favour of a strong parliament

and then elect rat

[still shale]

elect me so i can forget i'm president and stare at a bug i found for a while

[astral agate]

Guys I think we should elect RT he'd make a good streamer

[analog summit]

Elect me as I am pretty chill

[worthy schooner]

Make this dog a puppet

[rigid fog]

Let's elect Kermit the frog, I've heard he's a really good puppet

[silk mango]

i should honestly just pull a musk and buy the politions at this point

or black mail

[analog summit]

Everyone, I possess exactly zero morals!

Vote for me

And I am very open to being bribed

[hoary wraith]

hes ready to step into his role as president

[wide jetty]

He has the role

[daring night]

New president just dropped