Eurovision 2024 chat

[slim sedge]

CROWN THE WITCH

[crisp idol]

Love Bambie

[royal vector]

CROWN THE WITCH

[wild hearth]

ESTONIA

[crisp idol]

CROWN THE WITCH

[young heron]

LMAOOOO

THE FACES AFTER LATVIA

[royal vector]

LMAOOOO

THE FACES OF LATVIA

DONE DIRTY

[slim sedge]

How big of a Union jack do you need

[wild hearth]

CROWN THE WITCH

[young heron]

that wink oh my god kill me

[royal vector]

I want this twink obliterated

[crisp idol]

Did Estonia have a flag or did I miss it

[candid lion]

The size of a post stamp

[crisp idol]

Oh LOL

[slim sedge]

This is pretty mid of a flag parade

[young heron]

is no one joining the vc or

[crisp idol]

FINLAND!!

[north owl]

UK SWEEP

US

WE GONNA WIN

[wild hearth]

Uk sweep!!!!

[copper night]

Perhaps this is divine punishment upon EBU for Käärijä not winning

[young heron]

finland is a vibe

[north owl]

If no one joins I'm gonna leave

[crisp idol]

Armenia is the underrated gem

[oak oriole]

I am late due to Penguins of Madagascar

[north owl]

being in vc screws my audio quality

[royal vector]

Btw Portugal is wearing a Palestinian designer’s dress

[crisp idol]

Oh we love that for her

[young heron]

that's why i'm asking if anyone's going to join

[north owl]

votes for uk

[crisp idol]

NEMO!!!

[oak oriole]

Did switzerland change their flag?

[royal vector]

NEMOOOO

BASED NEMO

[wild hearth]

ARMENIAAAAA

[royal vector]

BASED BASED BASED

[candid lion]

Early voting, because nobody votes based on the songs anyway

[crisp idol]

Abba time

[young heron]

i want switzerland to win now

[crisp idol]

YEAHHHH

[slim sedge]

This is a bad flah parade......

[crisp idol]

CROATIAAAA

[north owl]

I am backing uk so hard

[wild hearth]

what did nemo do I'm still on cyprus

[royal vector]

ok i hate slovenias song but that look is a serve

[young heron]

obligatory abba background music

[royal vector]

CROATIA

[wild hearth]

OH THERE THEY ARE

[royal vector]

king

KING

[crisp idol]

France 👁️ 👁️

[wild hearth]

RIK TIM TAGI WIN

[crisp idol]

I think France’s is the worst song of the automatic entries tbh

[young heron]

did belgium appear

[royal vector]

100% but he did have a speech for peace that was censored

[royal vector]

Did not qualify

[crisp idol]

Belgium’s not in

[crisp idol]

Aw really? Shame tbh

Song might be shit but artist is an icon

[young heron]

that wasn't 24 was it

that was so underwhelming

[celest basalt]

even the best of intentions are squandered by the EBU

[royal vector]

100%

[young heron]

they somehow managed to host the eurovision in the shittiest place ever

fuck malmö

[north owl]

yeah the vc wasn't working

[wild hearth]

Dutch flag spotted

[celest basalt]

they've played a game you win by not playing, and still made the worst move

[celest basalt]

NEDERLAAAAAND

[royal vector]

Everyone is cheering for Petra lmaooo

[slim sedge]

Yeah a very mid flag parade

[slim sedge]

Nothing is beating Liverpool and tel avive

[royal vector]

LMAO

[young heron]

gilmore girls mentioned, i'm leaving

[royal vector]

Petra knows her audience

[wild hearth]

petra appears to be worshipped as some kind of deity in sweden

[crisp idol]

Best tv show in the world 😭

Not right now guys

[north owl]

Wait
I haven't posted the shirt

[copper night]

What? 68th Eurovision? Now we must win

[north owl]

I love posting this

[young heron]

where's my favourite ESC artist, toru adachi

[royal vector]

“Best tv show in the world” guys not now

[wild hearth]

SHUM MENTION

[royal vector]

😭

[young heron]

which trophy's the best

[oak oriole]

They should bring back each country host reading out all the individual results

[royal vector]

I agree

[exotic knot]

remind me, how long does the voting process typically take? 1hr? 2?

[royal vector]

Was one of the hypest moments of past eurovision

[crisp idol]

Lines are opening

OPEN!

[royal vector]

You know what to do guys

[exotic knot]

oh thank god they speeding up voting at least moderately

[crisp idol]

I would vote but I can’t vote by text :(

[north owl]

Vote for UK
Vote for UK

[oak oriole]

Why. Are we good?

[north owl]

#UKSWEEP

[crisp idol]

UK’s is kinda okay

[wild hearth]

SAND

[royal vector]

SAND SWEEP

SAND SWEEP

[exotic knot]

I'll vote for a bin, I won't vote for a random song I'll forget in 48hrs

[crisp idol]

I love the staging but the song’s just sort of okay

[copper night]

Vote for finland
We must host next year

[north owl]

Idk how we are compared to the others I'm just doing a bit

[royal vector]

(I am voting for Croatia, Ireland, Estonia and Armenia)

[candid lion]

No, but if we win we get to host the 69th one

[crisp idol]

Doing god’s work with these choices

[wild hearth]

I love you

[north owl]

Honestly idk if I'll vote

[young heron]

this song contest is going to be boring

i'm calling it

[oak oriole]

That intro was kinda eh compared to the ones that show landmarks n stuff

[royal vector]

SWEMID lets go

[north owl]

The UK brought more tickets
#UKSWEEP

[crisp idol]

Gonna be honest there’s significantly less songs on my playlist than with the other years

[wild hearth]

Marcus and martinus look both 32 and 12

[crisp idol]

Rim tim tagi dim was the only one for a good while until I added doomsday blue

[young heron]

swedish justin bieber

[royal vector]

No Estonia???

Block me

[crisp idol]

I added them after!!

[exotic knot]

already decent start

[crisp idol]

Don’t worry we have a solid 4 songs now

[copper night]

I once again pity epileptic eurovision fans

[slim sedge]

I do hope they are singing about difrent girls

[crisp idol]

Cause I added Luxembourg too for the chorus alone

[royal vector]

You know what fuck it

[candid lion]

I wonder how much the audience can see given the shelving beside them

[royal vector]

Vote for Greece and Spain too

[young heron]

not even an epilepsy warning was there

[royal vector]

They deserve it

For slaying

[crisp idol]

Ooooo

[wild hearth]

ikea simulator

[north owl]

There was one on the BBC feed

[royal vector]

UKRAINE TOO

[exotic knot]

Graham said flashing images, though can't speak for other broadcasts

[young heron]

on the livestream it was officially a "fuck you"

[royal vector]

BIG MONEYBAGS

All of them are on the same level

[oak oriole]

They should fix that screen behind them

[dense ibex]

ah good i'm blinded

[royal vector]

Me when I throw my controller at my screen

[crisp idol]

Okay this is not as bad as I remember it song wise

[royal vector]

Its not bad its just whatever

[exotic knot]

this one is good, but it's nothing amazing. I get the feeling she might be hard to forget.

[young heron]

EXACTLY my reaction

[wild hearth]

good lord my retinas

[crisp idol]

Yeahhh

[slim sedge]

Fuck the epileptics

[crisp idol]

Go_a ref love it

[young heron]

gave off rufus du sol vibes without anything which made rufus du sol special

[royal vector]

Ok votes are casted: Croatia, Armenia, Spain, Greece, Ukraine, Estonia and Ireland

UKRAINE LETS GOOOO

BEAT THAT DEATH SPOT

[exotic knot]

ok this is actually ridiculous, cool it on the flashing images that add nothing

[wild hearth]

I can't fucking believe they put them in the death spot

[royal vector]

UKRAINE WIN AGAIN LETS GO

[oak oriole]

Up 2nd bad then?

[crisp idol]

Ukraine is beautiful tbh

[north owl]

I was thinking of voting UK if I was going to vote
Then I remembered that you can't vote for your own country

[wild hearth]

SHUM MENTION

[royal vector]

This is one of the most beautiful performances I have seen in Eurovision

Gorgeous

So classy

[exotic knot]

already better start

[dense ibex]

this outfit is neat though

[crisp idol]

Soooo pretty :)

[dense ibex]

no getting an arrow in the shoulder for this gal

[royal vector]

Literally just beautiful performance

[crisp idol]

Love the meteor shower look in the back tbh

[young heron]

obligatory singing on top of a rock for maximum impact

i like it

[burnt star]

God I LOVE Ukraine

[royal vector]

Alyona Alyona mother

[oak oriole]

I'd like to know how much they know about the arena all the visual stuff needs to be setup in ahead of time

[royal vector]

EARTHQUAKE

[young heron]

RAPPING????

[oak oriole]

Seems like that'd be important

[burnt star]

This is my top 3 this year

[exotic knot]

visuals are better, vocals are better. omg this is actually really good

[dense ibex]

i respect rap, but i also know its not for me, oh. eeeehh..?

[crisp idol]

Something something pretty staging

[proper heath]

I went to get something to eat and now I'm watching Dune?

[young heron]

my vote is cast

[royal vector]

SAND

SAAAAAND

[young heron]

they're getting it

[proper heath]

SAND

[high remnant]

Sand?!?!?!

[crisp idol]

Sand..

[proper heath]

This woman is actually Paul

[north owl]

Personally I can't wait to hear Ireland's entry

[crisp idol]

Ireland’s is great

[north owl]

I've heard good things about it

[crisp idol]

Defo in top 3 for me

[royal vector]

I am voting for both the song about the devil and the song about virgin Mary

[exotic knot]

I love rap when I don't understand the lyrics

[north owl]

The singer of it is trans right?

[crisp idol]

Someone described it as baby’s first screamo

[proper heath]

lisan al gaib!!

[wild hearth]

UKRAINE TOP FIVE

[crisp idol]

Yes!! Non binary

[royal vector]

LISAN AL UKRAINE

[north owl]

This is quality music

[royal vector]

Ok guys Germany is up next

Bathroom break

Go get a drink

[rancid tangle]

The Norwegian caster called germanys last few songs "sorrowful" (word she used)

😭

[proper heath]

I haven't listened to any song (I like keeping it a surprise until the finale)

[north owl]

I gotta remove my contacts and clean my glasses

[crisp idol]

Germany’s I’m a little biased cause there was another song I like that entered for Eurovision and wasn’t picked so.. I do not like this one

[north owl]

Thanks for the heads up

[proper heath]

I loved how he censored himself omg

[wild hearth]

he has a nice voice but it's the usual German radio pop song

[crisp idol]

It’s not bad honestly

Yeah

Also fire

[safe rain]

Reminds me of James Newman

[young heron]

"germany is up guys"

[proper heath]

FIRE

[exotic knot]

Immediately Ukraine is better

[crisp idol]

Oh yeah

[royal vector]

Car commercial music

[crisp idol]

Ukraine’s bangs in general

[candid lion]

The fire is pretty lit

[wild hearth]

all of us looking at the ebu

[royal vector]

This song would play in the back of a long shot of the New Nissan Centra

[north owl]

I see it

[dense ibex]

i wonder if fire dude is slowly toasting being near the fire

[young heron]

103.3 REAL ROCK RADIO

[crisp idol]

God why is that accurate

[wild hearth]

Jeep...find your run...music plays

[crisp idol]

I like his nails

[proper heath]

LMAO

[young heron]

did not notice the nails

[rancid tangle]

Shum is so goated

[crisp idol]

Just on the bridge part really

[proper heath]

There's like a cheetah running beside the honda jazz on a cliff edge or something

[young heron]

imagine dragons ahhh music

[royal vector]

“Chevy Silverado: for those who are not afraid”

[safe rain]

Truth

[paper sphinx]

I'm heavy behind but Sweden entering with Norwegians makes me chuckle

[crisp idol]

YEAHHHH

LUXEMBOURG

[proper heath]

Double the chances to win

[royal vector]

Luxembourg

More like

[rancid tangle]

that song won the Swedish song contest? OK lmao

[royal vector]

Luxemmid

[proper heath]

Where's Listenburg??

[exotic knot]

I dislike iplayer being behind, but I'll always appreciate zero buffering

[young heron]

luxembourg showing french people 💀

[wild hearth]

Australia has swapped to cheering on Cyprus because their singer is auzzue

[north owl]

So you think this will get no points from some country?

[crisp idol]

It might be mid but I like the end of the chorus

That said staging is um, something

[royal vector]

Israel is crazy over this one cos Tali is an Israel supporter

[proper heath]

THE GUYS GIVING SEXY LOOKS IS SENDING ME LMFAOOO

[burnt star]

I'm just saying, if Sweden wins one more time, I think it'd be REALLY fun to host Eurovision in like Halden or something

[royal vector]

Wait until you see the leopard

[proper heath]

They are mewing

[north owl]

I was on about Germany

[crisp idol]

The lighting is really pretty at the start of this

[burnt star]

Have it be like an "Allsang på grensen"

[royal vector]

Oh this is known

[rancid tangle]

Put it in Halden fengsel

[safe rain]

She is Jerusalem born

[proper heath]

THERES A LEOPARD?? what when

[wild hearth]

thing is known

[young heron]

the guys 😭

[proper heath]

REAL

[crisp idol]

The thought of the leopard is scaring me actually

[north owl]

iPlayer is like 1 minute or so behind

[crisp idol]

I hated that thing

[exotic knot]

yeah, 1min behind is accurate

[young heron]

i've got a single question

[crisp idol]

Neon pink bull goes harder

[royal vector]

Luxembourg dancers

[young heron]

how has that thing made it to the finals

[proper heath]

LEOPARD JUMPSCARE LMAOO

[crisp idol]

STOOOOP

FUCK ITS BAD

[royal vector]

WINDOWS MOVIE MAKER LEOPARD

[copper night]

Maybe we should just send Lordi next year

[rancid tangle]

Czechia and San Marino rn

[exotic knot]

in strictly musical terms, I'd put this 1 behind Ukraine

[dense ibex]

local lady surrounded by topless dudes is preyed on by a large leopard

[crisp idol]

San Marino’s this year was so bad I’m sorry

[wild hearth]

European men gripped by a shirt shortage this may

[royal vector]

She should lose on those effects alone 💀

[safe rain]

I've seen worse suggestions
Remember that time Denmark wanted to host in a prison?

[young heron]

this sends me

[royal vector]

STOP 😭

[proper heath]

THIS LOLL

[crisp idol]

NOT THE SIGMA NATION

[proper heath]

Sigma nation with the dancers too omfg

[copper night]

Eurovision moment

[crisp idol]

Uh oh

Here we go

[slim sedge]

.........

[royal vector]

I already forgot about this song

[slim sedge]

......

[royal vector]

Oh no

[wild hearth]

lady is crying at a song that would hold up in a primark

[crisp idol]

Hurricane time

[royal vector]

Anyway

[young heron]

THE DUDE LMAOOO

"OOOOHHHHH OHHHHHHH OHHHHHH"

[royal vector]

THE CENSORING

[proper heath]

You have to give it to them, 50% of their population was in this song rip lux

[royal vector]

LMAO

[sour current]

Ok it’s time

[rancid tangle]

Norwegian Caster said "and then we skip number 5 because Netherlands have been kicked out"

[royal vector]

THE CROWD IS SILENT

[exotic knot]

Israel next?

[wild hearth]

uh oh

[crisp idol]

Crickets

[proper heath]

Thank you Graham for the information

[young heron]

why does she look like her dog

[royal vector]

Anyway Imma stream Europapa while this plays

[crisp idol]

I feel bad for eden having to be the face of this

[sour current]

Yeah no

100%

[crisp idol]

It’s a good song too ffs

[slim sedge]

Fake cheering lol

[royal vector]

She was writing on missiles

[proper heath]

A bit of booing I can hear

[royal vector]

Whatever

STREAMING EUROPAPA RN

[rancid tangle]

Not great not terrible

[crisp idol]

Yeah

[wild hearth]

Graham is mentioning the protests

[young heron]

YEAH WOOOO YEAH WOOOO - 2 people

[crisp idol]

It’s like something that would get into the final but it wouldn’t win the final if it was another country

[slim sedge]

Peter id also racking on the Isreali delagation

[candid lion]

Did he?

[lament magnet]

Dutch tv has this noted as song 06 in the corner, lol

[exotic knot]

I would never include global contexts into how I view a song, but let's see how this sounds

[proper heath]

Yep

[royal vector]

EUROPAPA

EUROPAPA

[oak oriole]

Yeah we get it

[wild hearth]

P much what he talked the most about

[young heron]

she's got a good voice but the song just ain't it

[sour current]

Nojus we get it

[north owl]

So has the UK

[slim sedge]

Im to distracted by the fake cheering to listen to the song

[high remnant]

You are listening to a dong?

[royal vector]

Its genuinely so jarring how obvious it is

[sour current]

TO THE WHAT

[royal vector]

GOLDEN WIZARD STREAMS DONG

Georgia would be so proud

[rancid tangle]

Can we do something else than discussing israel and just listen to the silly songs??

[exotic knot]

This is solid, pretty good song that

[sour current]

alright we fucking get it the fake cheering can we talk about the fucking song now???

[crisp idol]

Uh oh the end

[royal vector]

Song sucks

There

[high remnant]

I thought we were talking about dong

[north owl]

Personally this song isn't my kind of thing but I can see why someone could enjoy it

[crisp idol]

^

[sour current]

No need for big words
Only prayer

[rancid tangle]

It's just kinda mid, but it's not terrible

[sour current]

Fuck I don’t follow it

I tried

[oak oriole]

Was a song tbh. Fine, sure.

[crisp idol]

Oooo Lithuania I like

[sour current]

Can’t type fast enough

[royal vector]

Now for a real song

[proper heath]

Average female ballad tbh nothing special

[sour current]

I was trying to live translate the song

[dense ibex]

Why did the gal be in a stargate

[exotic knot]

The vocals are great, but not something I'd want to listen multiple times

[sour current]

Lmao

[slim sedge]

Lithuania time

[sour current]

She was going through the Ireland American portal

[copper night]

Could probably do well with the juries. The jury kind of song

I hate the jury

[wild hearth]

Graham is mentioning booing from the semis

[rancid tangle]

I wasn't super fan of Lithuanias song

[crisp idol]

Go king go

[exotic knot]

YES, jury music, that's what that was

[crisp idol]

Nose cover man

[rancid tangle]

It's alright tho

[royal vector]

LITHUANIAN SONG ABOUT WANTING TO DIE

[rancid tangle]

Least depressed Lithuanian

[crisp idol]

Chorus scratches my brain well

[sour current]

Nojus you can say one songs good without dogging on the other one

But I agree this songs a banger

[slim sedge]

Look down look down

[north owl]

This guy looks chaddy

[sour current]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/361193082479443971/1071105598051057715/catvibe.gif

[proper heath]

I wonder if the nose clamp affects his voice

[wild hearth]

LUKTELK LUKTELK

[royal vector]

This song is super depressing

[crisp idol]

I don’t think it would

[royal vector]

Kind of a bop tho

[sour current]

LUKTELK LUKTELK

[royal vector]

I was surprised it qualified

But a lot of people love it

The beat is great

[proper heath]

Like if you hold your nose your voice sounds different

[dense ibex]

Oh this is bouncy,
hooded guys doing their fancy dancy foot work

[crisp idol]

That part of your nose isn’t blocking your airways

[proper heath]

BOUNCE

[safe rain]

He probably put one of those breathe easy strips under it

[crisp idol]

I think

[exotic knot]

Oh Lithuania is first for me, especially if the chorus goes hard

[rancid tangle]

Its not bad but it's deffo not a fav

[proper heath]

Oh yeah there's a bone there

[royal vector]

We are not the best Baltic this year tho

That goes to Estonia

[north owl]

This is a bop

[wild hearth]

UUUUUU JEAAA

[copper night]

Epilepsy timw

[royal vector]

the dance break is so good

[crisp idol]

The flashing lights are death but god I love the song

[slim sedge]

Top 10 energy

[crisp idol]

Hopefully top 10!!

[rancid tangle]

There's just something about Estonias song that won't let me like it, it's something with how they sing the chorus that I feel clashes with the song

[proper heath]

Good!

[copper night]

The red reminds me of virtual boy

[crisp idol]

I would be okay if it won

Okay quick break from songs awesome

[proper heath]

I don't think it's a winner for me

[royal vector]

He always looks on the verge of tears

[crisp idol]

Now I can go grab water

[royal vector]

Oh silvester

You poor boy

Give me a call

We can like

Talk

[proper heath]

Is it me or are Sweden super ego hosts lmao

[royal vector]

We can get some bankuchenas together

NETHERLANDS

[rancid tangle]

No vc?

[candid lion]

Did they just say "digger dong"?

[royal vector]

I am gonna hop on in a while

Doing chores rn

[exotic knot]

Hmmm... no, Lithuania second, wanted more from that

[royal vector]

Watching on tv while mopping up

Feel like a housewife

KARIN ASMR voice

[rancid tangle]

Can you not only discuss Israel this time and just focus on the actual songs? If got a bit annoying last time, as nice as it was overall

[steady blade]

It appears that by following the drama, I forgor to have dinner 💀

[wild hearth]

nojus housewife era

[slim sedge]

Old Eurovision lore

[royal vector]

I talked about it towards the end of the thing

A lot of people were discussing it

[rancid tangle]

I told you yesterday aswell, it's just a bit much yknow

[proper heath]

LORE

[celest basalt]

HUH?

[rancid tangle]

Yeah yeah but like

[safe rain]

Yes, but pretty damn good at it

[rancid tangle]

I don't really wanna hear abt it, I just wanna vibe

[crisp idol]

She is not dead yippee

[royal vector]

You can always talk about anything else

[proper heath]

They're eating it up ngl lol

[royal vector]

Its not like I am holding you at gunpoint

[slim sedge]

Now i wish i was alive to see her present

[wild hearth]

who's this old lady

[young heron]

hosts rn

[oak oriole]

Quick script update

[north owl]

A host of an older Eurovision

[rancid tangle]

I'm asking you to not talk about it, I don't wanna hear about it when I'm watching the show

[slim sedge]

Old presentor of Eurovision

[proper heath]

You're becoming what you don't want lmao we've moved on from Israel

[wild hearth]

Thank you, I was too busy shoving cookies into my mouth to lay attention

[royal vector]

No one is talking about Israel rn but you

[rancid tangle]

Not rn, I meant later in call

[north owl]

Israel was 2 songs ago

[proper heath]

Lets just say that's the end of that huh guys?

[crisp idol]

Petra cheering again les gooo

[proper heath]

I love music!!

[young heron]

LMAOOO SHE GOT RATIOD

[crisp idol]

Spain time!!

[safe rain]

Spain is pretty good this year

[crisp idol]

Spain’s is fun

[proper heath]

SPAIN

[royal vector]

Spain is great this year

[crisp idol]

Best of the big 5 imo

CHANEL

[proper heath]

Let's see what it is like you guys are gassing it up

[slim sedge]

Spain time

[safe rain]

Fair

[crisp idol]

UK’s is best in terms of staging though

[royal vector]

With all due respect, I am free to express myself and my opinions. I am sorry you just wanna vibe but at the same time, no one is forcing you to listen to me

[proper heath]

Guys can y'all just take this to dms

[north owl]

God I love Graham
It's kinda like he's watching the show with you

[royal vector]

This should have absolutely be a dm but whatever 🤷

[proper heath]

Graham is the best thing about Eurovision lmao

[candid lion]

There's not enough Graham

[crisp idol]

Let’s get graham to perform for the UK sometime

[young heron]

spain's a vibe

[crisp idol]

Oh wait no

Then he wouldn’t be able to host nvm

[north owl]

Oh is this the male nudity song

[wild hearth]

Graham should host every country every year

[onyx isle]

Did he say male flesh?

[crisp idol]

No

[royal vector]

Thus song is a banger

[proper heath]

Oh YES

[crisp idol]

That’s finland I think

[royal vector]

I voted for this one

Mother song is mothering

[proper heath]

Audience LOVE this

[candid lion]

Yeah

[crisp idol]

Go mother GO

[north owl]

This is pretty good

[royal vector]

COS ITS A CERTIFIED BANGER

[wild hearth]

SLAY GRANDMA

[royal vector]

If this won I would be over the moon

GO GRANDMA GO

[proper heath]

WOOOO

Voting for this for the men

[olive sable]

The use of graham is prohibited as we would simply make the entire rest of the competition get nil points

[crisp idol]

Cannot wait for my friend to come over to get a live reaction of Finland

[onyx isle]

itscerys lol but true

[slim sedge]

What is it with spain and Ass

[north owl]

What number is Finland again?

[copper night]

Maybe Käärijä was too early. This is the no-shirt year

[crisp idol]

Too good for his own good

[copper night]

17? I think

[royal vector]

The message of this song is also great

[safe rain]

ZORRA ZORRA ZORRA

[young heron]

if this doesn't become a summer hit

[royal vector]

Is about enjoying being a free woman regardless of your age

[young heron]

i won't understand

[north owl]

So we got awhile to go

[proper heath]

ESPANAAAA

[royal vector]

Zorra is like bitch or whore in spanish, but its like owning up to it

[crisp idol]

YEAHHHH

ESTONIA

[royal vector]

Like yeah I am a Zorra and what

[olive sable]

Estonia !!

[burnt star]

I really like Spains entry

[royal vector]

ESTONIA

VSAUCE

MICHAEL HERE

[young heron]

fyi, nothing will beat kaarija

[proper heath]

Estonia always smash, let's see what this is

[north owl]

Norton said it was like Vixen

[crisp idol]

I need to see Vsauce

[wild hearth]

IS IT OUR KINGS????

[olive sable]

Nooo graham

[young heron]

biggest estonian stage

[royal vector]

Literally it means Vixen

[crisp idol]

Longest Eurovision song title yeah?

[royal vector]

But its used as whore or bitch

[proper heath]

We can start drinking now guys Graham gave us permission

[crisp idol]

Here we fucking go

[young heron]

holy shit estonian vsauce AND pitbull

[royal vector]

This song is about trying to convince the police you are not doing drugs

Fucking amazing

[crisp idol]

PITBULL???

[candid lion]

Vsauce is getting into it

[crisp idol]

I didn’t even notice damn

Go pitsauce

[wild hearth]

is Graham going to pronounce nendest

[proper heath]

ESTONIA AAA

[royal vector]

Literally a part of the chorus says “I am not doing drugs, I just cant tell the difference between speed and vitamins”

Its so funny

[slim sedge]

Epic Rap battles of History

[dense ibex]

that is a deep voice

[proper heath]

LMAOO

[north owl]

Another good song

[proper heath]

Estonia always smash the strange songs

[royal vector]

Finally a choreography I can dance

[crisp idol]

My cat is scared from me doing the dance

[royal vector]

This song is probs my most listened song this year

[paper sphinx]

Vsauce time

[candid lion]

"Hey, Vsauce here. What is a drug?"

[royal vector]

Lithuania is in love with it

[young heron]

HEY

HEY

HEY

[crisp idol]

Croatia’s song last year was my most listened to song ironically

[royal vector]

They are also using a traditional baltic instrument

[crisp idol]

And now that’s probably gonna be the same this year

[proper heath]

Phones low on power guys so I'm gonna go charge it, I'll be back later!!

[crisp idol]

That was great

I loved that

[slim sedge]

Ireland tile

[crisp idol]

YEAHHHH

[north owl]

These guys have what it takes to win

[crisp idol]

IRELAND

[slim sedge]

CROWN THE WITCH

[olive sable]

Bambie!!!!

[crisp idol]

BAMBIE GOOOOO

[royal vector]

IRELAND

CROWN THE WITCH

[olive sable]

Lets go IRELAND

[safe rain]

🇮🇪 🇮🇪 🇮🇪

[royal vector]

listen to that CHEER

[crisp idol]

CROWN THE WITCH

[rancid tangle]

Luv me ireland

[royal vector]

I want them to be a god emperor of the universe

[wild hearth]

UUUUUUU JEAAAAA

[royal vector]

Is that too much to ask?

[rancid tangle]

Oopsie Norwegian caster accidentally misgendered bambie before correcting herself lol

[wild hearth]

wait I'm still on estonia

[royal vector]

Grimes if she was good

[paper sphinx]

Same

[copper night]

I preferred it when france did a druidic ritual

[north owl]

I wish the postcard played My Lovely Horse

[slim sedge]

Look at them go

[rancid tangle]

TRUE, HÉR VOICE ACTING SUCKED IN CYBERPUNK

[dense ibex]

well this is certainly eurovision

[young heron]

LMAOOO I REMEMBER THAT

my entire family was like "hold on did we vote for this"

[royal vector]

Guys why is my furniture floating

[slim sedge]

They be slaying

[crisp idol]

Alright guys I’m gonna go my friend has finally shown up

Enjoy Eurovision!!!

[rancid tangle]

All my crucifixes are shaking

[crisp idol]

As much as you can

[oak oriole]

I'll answer that once I've investigated this door that has just appeared on my wall. Hmm

[copper night]

Bayonetta reject

[young heron]

yeah i'm going to be honest

[north owl]

Honestly I kinda prefer the last song

[young heron]

i don't like this

[dense ibex]

im so distracted by the visuals i just realised i didnt really take any of the song in

[north owl]

This isn't the worst song I've heard today though

[young heron]

holy fuck the candles are floating as well?

[north owl]

That is a good outfit though

[candid lion]

I enjoy parts of it, but the rest is skippable

[oak oriole]

I think this counts as music

[slim sedge]

CROWN THE WITCH

[copper night]

https://youtu.be/H1lcGXwOqJI?si=uIHN0F_3LM3yJjrm

[north owl]

Honestly I'm warming to this

[olive sable]

Love will always triumph hate ❤️

[north owl]

I love the aggressive vibe

[young heron]

i remember, it was so fucking funny because the entire french population looked at each other at that moment and thought to themselves "did we fucking vote for that"

[north owl]

Ireland really picked a based artist

[oak oriole]

circle

[wild hearth]

CROWN THE WITCH

[candid lion]

Brought a hamster wheel

[dense ibex]

oh is the hamster wheel back

[young heron]

trade offer

[north owl]

Agent 47

[safe rain]

It's default male character #4

[sour current]

Don’t think it don’t say it don’t think it don’t say it-

47. I need you to infiltrate the Eurovision

[young heron]

he looks like a mii

[copper night]

The year of circles and shirtless men

[onyx isle]

He look kinda like pitbull

[north owl]

Agent 47 would go on stage at Eurovision if it helped him kill a target

[dense ibex]

i mean its not bad, but im not sure i understand circle

[candid lion]

And win

[young heron]

i'm only human after all

[burnt star]

Mandatory

[candid lion]

Containment

[dense ibex]

that tree is cool though

[slim sedge]

Your target is a singer at the competition

Choose to kill them how you see fit

47: kills them via rapping till they have a heart attack

[wild hearth]

I really want to know what dons's chestplate is made of

[oak oriole]

Titanium

[slim sedge]

Rubber

[olive sable]

UKSweep approaches...

[onyx isle]

Maybe leather

[north owl]

Peak

[royal vector]

Why is my grandma calling right after Irelands performance

MonkaS

[dense ibex]

wait no i wanted to see behind the scenes of people rushing to move the hamster wheel away

[royal vector]

GREEK ROSALIA

LETS GO

MARINA SATTI PRESIDENT OF GREECE

[safe rain]

Not a fan of this vertical letterbox stuff

[slim sedge]

Tiktok invades the songcontest

[wild hearth]

Oh it's time for our QUEEEEEN

[oak oriole]

which platform is this trying to imitate

[royal vector]

QUEEN

[dense ibex]

ew, get out of my fake social medias

[rancid tangle]

THE CAMERA MAN FOR THE 1 TAKE IS NORWEGIAN FROM NRK

[olive sable]

Any of them

[wild hearth]

I hope she's recovered from her fever

[royal vector]

Actually she majored in Cvntology at Mother University

[sour current]

Guys this is a disguise needed for a story mission that leads 47 into a private meeting with the target

[north owl]

Instagram ass presentation

[royal vector]

She deserves it

[rancid tangle]

I wasnt super fan of Greece this year, but it's not bad

[onyx isle]

It’s got a good beat

[slim sedge]

Apperently she ussaly sings Jazz wich means we could have had a persona style song out of her

[slim sedge]

Just saying

[royal vector]

Do it for Love

[north owl]

We were robbed

[candid lion]

It sounds good, I just wish I could look at it without getting flashbanged

[rancid tangle]

White man group, professor x, Jean luc Picard etc

[fair lodge]

That’s the Lithuanian guy with Marina?

[royal vector]

Swiss

[dense ibex]

guys the floor screen broke, can anyone get on that

[copper night]

Remember when USA tried Eurovision?

[olive sable]

Girl has destroyed the bitrate

[rancid tangle]

The no biney

They song was good

I liked

[fair lodge]

Oh so person not guy my bad my bad

[safe rain]

I remember staying up to 5am or something for it

[oak oriole]

Eh

[olive sable]

We're up guys

[royal vector]

QUEEN

QUEEN

QUEEEEN

[olive sable]

UKSWEEP

[slim sedge]

Dizzy guy time

[onyx isle]

Let’s go OLLY

[royal vector]

I want the UK twink obliterated

[north owl]

UNITED PEAKDOM

#UKSWEEP

[rancid tangle]

UK song, which means it's time to restock :3

[north owl]

FIRST SONG TO GET ONE UKILLION POINTS

[young heron]

bathroom break

[rancid tangle]

Can we pin this

[royal vector]

UK on Stage. Select options:
-Send intercontinental ballistic missile
-Send a threat to the Parliament

[north owl]

Wrong

[wild hearth]

I am now a strong independent Greek woman

[fair lodge]

Guys remember to watch It’s A Sin, much better performance than this.

[oak oriole]

Whoa we got our name split into four. Take that

[wild hearth]

UK UK UK UK UK

[young heron]

so is he

[rancid tangle]

Russian badger but emo

[olive sable]

Is it me or is it really quiet

[north owl]

I would give him 1000000 votes if I could

[young heron]

uk bathrooms are wild

[safe rain]

No, he's just not the greatest vocalist

[north owl]

Wait is he on the fucking ceiling

[oak oriole]

Bathroom has gone into hyperspace

[copper night]

The shirtless men never end
Is pantsless man soon?

[north owl]

Damn this is actually good staging

[dense ibex]

even by eurovision standards this is rather eurovision

[royal vector]

He looks like the average Eastern European teenager from a shit neighborhood

[young heron]

that's disgusting

when?

[copper night]

When windows95man and Lloyd Garmadon?

[royal vector]

He looks like his breakfast consists of a cigarette and an airplane sized bottle of vodka

[rancid tangle]

Vittu Finland

[dense ibex]

i enjoy the choreography and gravity stuff

[north owl]

So are we actually seeing dick in Eurovision

[fair lodge]

Shoutout to Eurovision thong contest

[rancid tangle]

He's like twink Chester Bennington

[north owl]

Anyway vote UK
#UKSWEEP

[royal vector]

@slim sedge dong

[slim sedge]

Trully dong moment

[high remnant]

Let's go eurovision dong contest

[royal vector]

Jennie seeing a skinny dude with shaved hair: holy shit linkin park

[olive sable]

He didn't have the mic pack fall out this time!

[young heron]

you get four guys like this and the twink

[north owl]

Omg the what I've done guys

[young heron]

THANK YOU EUROPE AND AUSTRALIA

HAHAHAHHAA

[rancid tangle]

I have Linkin parktism

[onyx isle]

I feel like we may have a chance of not coming last

[young heron]

yeah but have you listened to linkin park?

[safe rain]

HALLOW

[young heron]

whatever, in the end it doesn't even matter

[north owl]

If we don't win shit's rigged

[slim sedge]

EBU girl be back

[wild hearth]

UK SWEEP

[young heron]

your song's shit

[north owl]

1st or nothing, baby

[rancid tangle]

I see Chester on every sunset, and on the face of every baby

[oak oriole]

It's always rigged remember

[royal vector]

LYNDA

[young heron]

i hate this woman

[olive sable]

Exactly Jim

When does the UK win

[oak oriole]

Smol subtitles

[safe rain]

She speaks very highly of you

[high remnant]

Truth is, the contest was rigged from the start

[olive sable]

Estrogen is eurovision canon

[slim sedge]

........

[young heron]

martin estrogen...

[onyx isle]

What is happening

[north owl]

She's kinda annoying tbh

[slim sedge]

Could we have Petra sing this instead

[young heron]

it's the EBU...

[rancid tangle]

I prefer malin

[high remnant]

Anyway what has happend so far

[dense ibex]

big desk energy

[safe rain]

No because Sarah can actually sing

[rancid tangle]

Ok song is kinda catchy

[young heron]

can kendrick lamar diss this woman instead

[north owl]

This is not good NORTON

Nil points

[slim sedge]

I wonder if Martin aproved this song

[rancid tangle]

https://vxtwitter.com/timeimmemorial_/status/1787262862315929962

GÅTE

[candid lion]

If he's like the other sound techs I've met, absolutely not lol

[royal vector]

Kendrick Lamar next Eurovision diss

NORWAY

ACTUAL MUSIC COMING

[rancid tangle]

GÅÅÅÅTEEE

JADA

[north owl]

Thank fuck she's gone

[royal vector]

Should I spend another euro on Norway

[rancid tangle]

Yes

[royal vector]

Or should I abstain cos Jonas was rude to me that time

[copper night]

Gote

[rancid tangle]

I'm super cool, vote 4 me

[celest basalt]

apparently the EBU is having a crisis meeting about the netherlands disqualification

[royal vector]

This is a good argument

[royal vector]

Ok

ANOTHER EURO

for Norway

[candid lion]

The fact GÅTE don't have the Stargate prop is disappointing

[rancid tangle]

YAY

[royal vector]

This is for my teenage years Gåte

Thank you

[high remnant]

Bit late for that

[wild hearth]

GATE!!!!

[young heron]

holy fuck it's the lion king

[celest basalt]

yeah kinda smoothbrained

[rancid tangle]

Gåte is from the same place my mom. Is

[royal vector]

Norway messed up and thought Eurovision was about actually good music

[rancid tangle]

That's why we didn't send kvelertak

[onyx isle]

I can see that

[celest basalt]

finland with käärijä:

[young heron]

EXACTLY

[celest basalt]

italy got lucky once

[paper sphinx]

[young heron]

belgium with gustaph:

[slim sedge]

Top 5 energy

[north owl]

This goes hard

[rancid tangle]

Norway on top

[high remnant]

We have to decide what to do with the netherlands now......wait we did?!

[dense ibex]

I'm not sure what's going on but I guess I like it?

[royal vector]

This is too good for gay song contest

This is actual music

[slim sedge]

10 points from the Jury
340 points from the public

[young heron]

holy fuck that song bops

[safe rain]

You are Salvador sobral and I claim my five pounds

[north owl]

It's not like they can undisqualify him now

[rancid tangle]

Her dialect is too heavy for me to properly translate

[dense ibex]

what if the dude dropped and broke his guitar after throwing it in the air. or launched it into the crowd

[burnt star]

The classic tbh

[high remnant]

Yeah like what is the meeting even about

[royal vector]

Something about Salmon

ITALY

YOU DRAMATIC LITTLE FUCK

[candid lion]

The song ends with the sound of a guitar dying

[royal vector]

YOU ALWAYS DO SOME SHIT

[wild hearth]

When I'm in a slaying contest and I see norway

[celest basalt]

im glad joost is at least appreciated now

[royal vector]

Every single year

[north owl]

Man competition is tough

[celest basalt]

weird to say but

[royal vector]

Italy does some BULLSHIT

[slim sedge]

Ah yes the song that says Boredom is good actually

[paper sphinx]

Norway went hard

[royal vector]

This is a good song yeah

Give it up for the messiest country in the world

[young heron]

i liked it

but then the beat kicked in

[north owl]

"Oh there's a mango"
-Graham Norton

[slim sedge]

Is she wearing a difrent dress from the semi's?

[rancid tangle]

Italys singer looks like a female version of the cold ones producer that sint Scott and i cant for the life of me remember his name

[onyx isle]

I wouldn’t call that a dress

[north owl]

Man I'm oddly reminded of the ketchup song

[royal vector]

She is literally wearing pants bestie

[north owl]

Idk why

[celest basalt]

a mango

[royal vector]

She was singing imagine yesterday during the rehearsal

[slim sedge]

Tired brain from being disipointed all day

[proper heath]

We are back!

[onyx isle]

It’s not bad

[young heron]

okay it's pretty good

[proper heath]

Not winning material but I agree it's decent!

[royal vector]

Its good but not winner material

[young heron]

yeah there ain't no way it's in the top 5

but it's a pretty good banger

[royal vector]

Serbia is next

[young heron]

it's like

[candid lion]

Every song Graham goes "that one is tipped to do very well"

[young heron]

the junk food equivalent of music

[royal vector]

Most forgettable song

You will never be hand washing lady

Sorry

[rancid tangle]

Serbias singer is hot

[copper night]

When no pants and Lloyd Garmadon

[safe rain]

Italy always over performs in televote though, you need to remember that

[sacred adder]

Free my boy joost

[royal vector]

#Joostice

[rancid tangle]

Trueing

[slim sedge]

Bring magen margle lady back

[royal vector]

Malta was done dirty

[dense ibex]

club penguin iceburg....

[royal vector]

Snoo mimimimimi

Snoo mimimimimimi

[slim sedge]

Get some jackhammers lets flip this thing

[celest basalt]

the malta fish and chips incident

[north owl]

The song with nudity is next right?

[sacred adder]

ireland was amazing in my opinion, probably my favorite behind europapa but we cant vote that now...

[young heron]

i didn't like ireland's at all

[royal vector]

Mods kill him

[young heron]

it was the same thing as the french satanic ritual

[slim sedge]

If you wanna troll the ebu vote 05 anyways

[oak oriole]

Sorry I didn't like it much either

[north owl]

I enjoyed Ireland's vibe

[royal vector]

that was the best thing France has sent in the last 20 years

[celest basalt]

mods, warm up both sides of his pillow

[rancid tangle]

I believe so

[royal vector]

Mods, slightly moisten all of his socks

[high remnant]

Too far

[celest basalt]

no

[candid lion]

Do we know what happens with the 05 votes?

[rancid tangle]

Bambi thug is an icon and their performance was amazing

[slim sedge]

No

[young heron]

everyone in france was looking at each other like that during the performance

[proper heath]

Wait is 05 an option lmao

[safe rain]

Probably the same thing that happens if you vote 28

[royal vector]

Netherlands might be voting but not saying anything publicly

[sacred adder]

mods, give him one of those annoying skin wounds on his fingers that hurt like shit when u pull em

[oak oriole]

The 05 votes get transferred to "we're good to go"

[safe rain]

Give me a second I'll try it

[royal vector]

French hating its ethnic people

What else is new

[copper night]

Finally
The [Censored]man and Lloyd Garmadon

[royal vector]

Cha cha cha mention

[young heron]

MY MAN

[high remnant]

I like bambi because they are called bambi. Have not heard the song or seen the performance

[young heron]

MY MAN

KAARIJA MY MAN

[dense ibex]

windows 95 man. amazing name

[oak oriole]

good irc username

[royal vector]

I saw someone on tumblr yesterday saying this song was “too queer”

[proper heath]

These guys look like they have a banger

[paper sphinx]

Oh no

[celest basalt]

no matter how much they mention kaarija, they still didnt make him win - a crime

[proper heath]

WINDOW 95 MAN 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️

[rancid tangle]

Bro the whole contest is too queer, that's the point

[safe rain]

The answer was 'nothing'

[young heron]

aol ahhh name

[high remnant]

A gay song, in my song contest?

[dense ibex]

why did he hatch

[onyx isle]

Rave time

[young heron]

HAHAHAHA

[proper heath]

OH HE NAKEY

[copper night]

CENSOREDMAN!

[high remnant]

More dong?

[royal vector]

All finnish people live one day like butterflies but before dying they lay an egg with their exact clone inside

[copper night]

Feat finnish Lloyd Garmadon

[olive sable]

I can't believe it they turned him into Man

[north owl]

Best act name

[wild hearth]

have they seen the uk???

[royal vector]

I can appreciate the retro

[sacred adder]

the hat is iconic

[young heron]

holy shit streaking real?

[royal vector]

This is so 90s

[onyx isle]

Why do I kinda love this

[young heron]

HAHAHAH THE CAMERAMAN

[royal vector]

DICKS OUT FOR FINLAND 2024

[oak oriole]

I do like some good environmental censorship

[proper heath]

I THINK THERES A PATCH??? they slipped up there

[dense ibex]

oh my god the cartoony logic censors are excellent

[north owl]

Ok I hope these guys win

[proper heath]

This is like the Simpson movie

[young heron]

this can win the ESC

[royal vector]

DONG MUSIC

[rancid tangle]

They do not show cocker man device

[north owl]

Austin powers energy

[rancid tangle]

:(

[candid lion]

Send that to people who don't watch

[young heron]

I JUST SPAT OUT MY DRINK

[royal vector]

Why cant we see his hdmi cable :(

[proper heath]

HE'S ON FIREEE

[sacred adder]

WHAT IS THIS PERFORMACE

[lament magnet]

The music video of this from before eurovision is even more 90s. Worth looking up for sure.

[proper heath]

my winner

[young heron]

HOLY SHSIT

[sacred adder]

I AM DYING

[dense ibex]

okay i gotta say. this is my fave so far

give the man his pants

[royal vector]

I bet you my grandma is also gonna call me right after this one

[north owl]

Fuck It
#FINLANDSWEEP

[young heron]

explosive pants

[proper heath]

FINLAND SWEEP

[royal vector]

Sigh

Another euro for finland

[slim sedge]

More dong

[high remnant]

Gotta change your username now

[candid lion]

Did the BBC actually censor his shirt, or is it just actually blurry?

[young heron]

i thought finland was going to be boring after kaarija

[rancid tangle]

"odd that if they're gonna show off something on that body they chose the logo" THE NORWEGIAN CASTER IS AMAZING

[oak oriole]

Might as well call it there

[royal vector]

Portugal is based too bad song is boring

[young heron]

but this time it's done