#Baldur’s Gate 3
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Who needs support when you can just BOOM your enemies
I’m supporting the corpses of my enemies into their graves after I beat them to death with my all martial party
Why is everyone suddenly so horny
in this thread? in game? both?
Yes
Just met Karlach and this is the only person so far that Lae'zel likes
Lae'zel you can just say you are gay
shes great
Aw man I feel bad for her
Just finished tactician mode. Final fight was hard but not in the fun way
final fight was really easy because funny globe of invulnerability
that and some dimension doors and boom, relatively easy win
just make sure that ||you distract the mindflayers somehow, else they stun ya||
but because I (major endgame/final boss spoilers spoilers) ||made my Tav became a mindflayer, he got 4 attacks a turn as a barbarian, and was eviscerating basically everything cause funny perma mind sanctuary||
Igner the Smart did well in my tactican run, only edged out by Laezel cause funny githyanki racial bonuses as fighter
Level 7 of Jack of all Trades
Only got Barb, Wizard, Druid, Monk, Bard
Left to acquire
I did the hireling method, now going for getting 100 gold for Bard-ing. Then that gives me all the trophies apart from honor mode.
Me after getting all the trophies:
Im curious how effective this is in combat
With my current build im essentially a utility fighter
With level 2 spells
so just an echo knight lol
Kinda yeah geh
I like how I can just pickpocket Withers to just be able to change my class whenever I want
Actual echo knight would’ve been sweet
mods
Us console peasants don’t have mods
ending todays work in the game after just entering act 2 and doing some fights within the opening areas... looking forward to an upcoming fight that is easily one of my fav in the game
i like the big horde battles i find, those are super fun ||even the portal defense one, once you know what is coming its kinda fun to see how you can endure it and just shoot all the damn spells and bombs youve got, a unique encounter i have an affinity toward for sheer absurdity of the situation||
but the one i describe isnt the one im meaning heh, the other one of the area
There’s always the horde fight of ||fuck everyone in last light in, we’re breaking that shield||
act 2 has some super fun fights tbh
cant think of any i really hate... while act 1 has a whole area that i despise even being in lol
ok but im not into getting my neck bitten by Astarion
Your loss
I like gale not him lol
Just gotta get that sweet +1 tho
fucker bit me like a mosquito
he needs to be swatted
Is Gale just a hoarder trying to steal my magic items
my brother in christ you have 3 attunement slots
He likes eating boots!
Let him eat them
I can't decide who the most normal person in the party is
so is shadowheart
That's doesn't? Make it normal?
they are just being mean girls to each other
Lae'zel talked shit about everyone except Karlach and that is so funny to me
He's like a standard lawful good guy
Wyll has a devil sugar mommy
Casual day on the sword Coast honestly
This Teifling is a proud warrior
like
Lae'zel do you just have a thing for muscly women
you can say you do
I remember that lol
it is kinda funny
I thought Karlach had a bunch of cool body piercings and then I realised they were heat vents :(
mood tbh,
shadowheart isn't racist, she's literally telling the truth with "The gith have a problem with everybody else" seeing as there is not a single encounter in the game where a gith isn't being a complete shit to other people
like as a culture the gith look down on all non-gith, seeing them an nonpersons and thus perfectly valid to kill for literally any reason up to and including boredom.
granted they're not much better to eachother
but still the gith suck
act 1.5 creche spoilers: ||Remember that the creche in the mountain pass was settled by the gith going "Oh look a nice and peaceful monastery, let's kill everyone who lives there and move in." They're basically just bandits with a religion||
firm githyanki disliker here
not like githzerai are much better tho
They're just a bit more chill
"you're so mean laezel, unlike me" GORL YOU TORTURE PEOPLE FOR A LIVING
arent the Githzerai not nearly as agressive as the Githyanki?
is everyone in this game bisexual
not just in the sense that they are all romanceable by the player
Wouldn’t shock me if they all were tbh
i think in terms of real preference astarion is supposed to be gay
karlach is canonically bi and poly
shadowheart had a heavily implied to be gf
gluten free?
leslie is definitely a down to slut it up woth whorever
Gale was at very least straight
gale and wyll both give me straight boi vibes
But for gameplay they be bi
everyone is playersexual
True
but yeah i think karlach is the only one with confirmed sexuality
'cus she has a wet dream if you play as her
I think its funny yall mention laezel has dialogue thirsting over karlach, I think every gal has something about her lol
How ya rank each cgaracter on just fav tk least favorite, of the main party members, aka no Minthara and such
ez
Least for me is prob Shadowheart. Solely because her early game attitude and cockiness/secrecy and such is just a personality that personally grates me
Late game I like how she grows but early game is always rough for me
best to worst:
Shadowbae
Karlach
Leslie
Asstarion
Gay
Wyll
shadowheart is my ride or die
Its not the worst personality in the crew... but its just a personality I cannot stand personally
Which that i can understand yeah
she never came off as cocky to me tbh
I like Karlach she needs a hug
high and mighty? that's leslie
but she can't really so... :(
"These tieflings are all so pathetic i've a mind to kill them all myself"
like fuck off
she grows on you eventually as she gets better
Gale wants to hoard my magic items and disguises it as a rare affliction he has
also he talked shit about my druid magic
sick of pretentious wizards smh
but for several playthroughs i killed leslie because she annoyed me
My list is most to least
Karlach
Gale
Wyll
Laezel
Astarion and Shadowheart kinds tied i guess
you killed Lesbian?
astarion is a tory but he's funny so i can forgive it sometimes
Astarion is just a bad guy lol
he's a pompous pale twink
And I just have a personal bias for shadowheart, but again I love her growth over the game
Astarion
yeah, tory 😛
why'd you bite my neck you dumb slut
Its solely early game that ruins her for me lol
vampire rules, has to go for the neck
karlach is just a neurospicy (and generally spicy) puppygirl and i adore her
gale is.. meh
he's just some guy who for some reason is willing to listen to his ex telling him to kys
please do not call people neurospicy
why not? It's one of my favourite self descriptors
has some fukin group co-opted it or smth now
:(
because if so i refuse to yield to them
i will not let bigots steal another fun word
Karlach and Gale are my fav just cuz they have the most fun personalities, like id love to be irl friends with them. And also I like the whole arc of essentially regret Gale has, and even tho I probly am like the most asexual person ever, I just like the way karlach is "imma live life the way I want and enjoy it to its damn fullest"
karlach is so wholesome
also i like to envision after her 2nd upgrade just using her as a space heater on cold nights all snuggled up under a blanket
idk y'all i just like tieflings
Wyll i like cuz while yes he's boring, hes got heart to him, always trying to do the right thing and has no regrets of the darkness hes let in solely to help people in need
now interestingly, part of that is why i hate him so much
he insists, constantly, that he has no regrets
but still fucking whines about it so much
That and he has some Goofy reactions tk things, yall see his reaction to (act 3 spoiler) ||the clowns awful puns||
I mean he doesn't regret it cuz hes used it for good, but hes also got a god awful boss commanding him around and such still, like I can kinda understand it. And I think its more a case of "yeah this sucks i hate it, but i did it for a good reason"
But no I get it heh
like i can understand "shitty thing for good reason"
but "I'm going to insist i don't regret it but also constantly bitch" means he's banned from the party
if you can put up with her for long enough to go through the creche, then a bit
she can get vaguely better
Reason laezel is above the other 2 bad ones is solely her growth and some of her intricacies with her writing. Like she's horrible early game yeah, but later on she becomes much more good. Also I watched a vid that was reading in on her character and it opened my eye a bit more
but she's always a bit of an ass
the only one i really dislike atm is Astarion
that's entirely because he bit you
he gives me
"I can't be evil, I'm gay!"
vibes
Namely the fact that technically she shoulda abandoned you immediately, gith should really only care for themself. But she went out of her way to assist you and bring you to the creche, in her mind, the ONLY way to CURE you, when thats supposed to be a thing only Gith should use
nah, he's perfectly okay with being evil and he owns it
Yeah that too
But im just sayin shes bending her own moral code to help you guys out, when she technically shouldn't be
lemme put it like this for you fuchsia,
there is one thing you need to take astarion for
Murder
like, i literally will never play without doing this every run
in the creche, you can do A Bad Thing that causes Problems
leave him behind to suffer from the problems
I may know what you talk about
and when you get him back you get the Best dialogue in the game
I have the twink in my party purely because sneak attack early game is pretty good
as soon as the others start getting extra attacks he's out
||is it the egg?||
||"Apparently there's a difference, somewhere between a nice summer's day, AND THE FULL CONCENTRATED POWER! OF THE SUN!||
Oh no wait wcratch that, I know what it be lol, I saw the vids
I really need to on a separate run activate that lol
I do it every time,
But for my Jack of all trades run I needed the thing down there
literally every single dialouge option is funny
And doing the quest got me xp
you can still get it
you get the xp for doing the quest
you don't have to use the thing tho
thinking about jack of all trades durge
No I just hate fighting through it every time
Just ||blow it up then||
It has good growth for laezel if it occurs, but only 1 fun fight i genuinely enjoy
The rest are miserable
Also except the acid room... that ones fun to shove the enemies into lol
Its such an absurd difficulty spike
I had less trouble with the dang ||duergar fortress battle with Nere. Without getting backup from the one guys forces||
I was only like... 1 level higher too, i wasn't insanely stronger
Huh
The ||duergar ambush|| actually destroyed my party lol
I felt the difficulty spiked there
Both are spikes for sure
But creche is much bigger
Tho ill always say it, the bossfight at the end is so much fun, still super difficult, but it feels like the most balanced tough encounter there, even on Tactician mode
Genuinely a fight I look forward to whenever I suffer through the area
especially cuz shadowheart ruins it lol, spirit guardians my beloved
no idea how ||I made it out of the Gnoll cave at level 3, Karlach is just too good. I ended up camping there and whenever I left it was just immediately combat.||
clerics go brr
Which class should I take next for my Jack of all trades run
Barb, Bard, Druid, or Monk
Wizard is last for sure, cuz it gonna give me nothing
anyways when's that winged tiefling mod coming out
I would’ve started with bard purely because with jack of all trades you wouldn’t specialized in combat with anything in particular, so you could at least try to talk your way out of things
But for grabbing next, barbarian does give you rage for at least halved physical damage but no spells while raging
Reason I didn't, I went fighter solely so id have prof with everything
It was that or barb, but decided fighter at the time and its worked super well
Then I went cleric, cuz I wanted healing capabilities and light domains Warding Flare
Cleric is also one of the few level one subclass classes
Exactly heh
I knew going in id prob take cleric early, and light felt the best cuz disadvantage is good anytime in the campaign
Unlike say rogue sneak attack which at level 1 is only good early on
Cuz only a d6
Warlock is good early too but no scaling for eldritch blast sadly
Yup
Surprisingly my character has managed to be p good in combat as a fighter
But I also keep his actions usually for utility things
Just be the spell scroll/fancy arrow guy
Its a p good build tbh, id like to try and redo it again but without the multiclassing, would be fun to try and develop an actually good build of this lol
Likely would be a fighter cleric rogue, fighter probably BM, Cleric of Light, Thief rogue for 2 bonus actions so I can shove the enemy twice or heal a person twice
I wanted to try a Skyrim playthrough, aka, stealth archer lol
Thief rogue ranger combo easy
Thief gives 2 bonus actions so ya can sneak attack, hide, dash to hiding spot easy
Ranger gives you a fighting style at 2 so that removes having to dip into fighter for it. Unless it stacks 🤔
Boo, it doesn’t
Nah, I’ll probably do a spell playthrough if anything. I’ve done cleric, fighter/rogue, and fighter/barbarian
I just wanna say I love astarion with my entire asexual heart not because he is stunningly beautiful or sassy but he goes through an amazingly written character arc that made me cry so I will protect and defend him until the day I die 😤
Yes act 1 astarion is a bastard and uses and manipulates Tav for his safety, fool on us for falling for it, but when you get his approval high he opens up and trusts you more as an ally and doesn’t need to use anyone
Anyway that’s my spoiler free rant about astarion. In my next playthrough I’m 100% romancing Gale because he is the right choice he has a cat and a library and act 2 romance spoiler || conjured us into celestial beings to fuck ||what girlies doesn’t want that
Everyone’s kinda a bastard in act 1
Very true
I remember messaging someone exactly saying “I hate gale and shadowheart is a bitch”
What’d Gale do to you
I mean I don’t really like him but it’s just because he’s so squishy in combat
He’s the squishiest lol
Idk I found him obnoxious about being a wizard
And fucking eating my magical equipment
Gale is a homie and everyone else sucks
My go to party is astarion gale and shadowheart
I feel bad for not spending quality time with everyone else
I got caught in that gale astarion love triangle too
Only romanced Karlach for the trophy. I just don’t talk to my party outside combat
for me its like
wyll
karlach
shadowheart
laezel
astarion
gale
Love them all though some just resonate with me more than others
for kicks and whatnot halsin's at the bottom jaheira/minsc are in between karlach and shadowheart and minthara is everywhere all at once
i find minthara's disney villain evil funny in a similar way to laezel and astarion but the game actually commits to her evil in a way that makes it hard to see her depth
Gale is the nicest guy ever even from act 1
Should've respec'd him into bard lol
Hes a pop star in my current run
Love him
It feels kinda wrong to change the classes of the characters to me
Other than Laezel, all their classes seem integral to their character
Wizard is also the most mid spellcaster
Not really good at anything
But not bad
I guess divination is really good tho
It sucks and I’m hoping she ditches Shar soon so I can change it without having a disconnect between class and story
Heh
For me its
Gale
Astarion
Shadowheart
Wyll
Halsin
Laezel
Jaheira
Minsc
Jaheira and minsc are obviously low cuz they're barely there and I haven't played bg1 or 2
Just realised I didn't put minthara but I've never gotten her before anyways
Only if you pass a dc 30 persuasion check
I'm not kidding
You need to pass that to get the best ending for her
haha L he loved my bard's magic
i felt like she would kill me if i said no
too late, I was scared for my player characters safety
ahahaha
she did sound kind of fucking crazy and i wasn't about to say no to the person with a big sword
That’s an amazing idea
im just so fucking confused, my relationship is overwhelmingly neutral with her what the fuck is she on
how the fuck is my relationship with gale the best one
hes not gonna make moves is he oh god
Haven’t used Wyll st all really and he tried to dance the night away with me
I’ll respec everyone, especially shadowheart. Trickery domain is some ass
I don’t think I’ve used a single trickery domain spell for her
Unless inflict wounds is trickery
It’s not, just a cleric spell
yeah bg3 is like that
companions are hella horny
funnily enough if you deny laezel ||she just goes whatever and says she'll fuck astarion instead||
youngest in the party moment
ok so she told me she wants to bang, and now she's holding a knife to my throat
is this uhh
part of it
THE TIMING😭
Karlach would never
Reading this is definitely reaffirming my decision to romance Karlach whenever I start my play through lmao
She’s a beast in combat from what I’ve heard and she’s got the personality of a golden retriever, what’s not to love?
Wyll seems taken by his sugar devil, Gale is just trying to steal my magic items.
Shadowheart seems... mysterious, but in a tryhard way. Who names themselves Shadowheart
Gale only needs like 3 magic items, and you can just give him all the trash brand of the absolute pieces
the buffs given to martials in bg3 makes them really fun
i genuinely dont want to play a martial in 5e now unless i can use cool stuff from this game
dont click act 3 spoilers
Started a new playthrough. I pushed the spider matriarch into the underdark hole to kill it. Also interrupted Raphael’s first encounter, trying to get his armor in act 1
They patched that exploit out
Well they patched the one where you get it in multiplayer
I don't actually know about singleplayer
Guess I’ll find out when I get there
It 100% still works solo. You have to non-lethal knock Raphael out in your camp but you can just loot the armor and some money off him on top of 1400 exp
Ooo nice
Might try that on another run
playing as a gith Sorcerer is real busted
Free medium armour and profiency in most weapons
Didn't realise the racial traits were this good
I’m on my weird storm playthrough. Multiclassing into like 3 things
Planning sorcadin or sorlock
I'll wait to multiclass till like level 5 tho
Because sorcerer takes a while to get powerful
Can't delay those level 3 spells
Yeah. My final I think is 6 Tempest cleric/4 storm sorcerer/2 evocation wizard
oh god what happens if im in a relationship with both Lae'zel and Karlach. Nothing good i assume
i got the romance dialogue for Karlach and then went over to stop stuff happening with Lae'zel
she did not give me the opportunity to tell her no
so
uh
LMAO asterion is too real
Wild magic sorcerer would be crazier
Crazy but not synergistic
Man minthara didn't show up again what the heck
This is my like 4th playthrough now
I don't understand how the heck your meant to do it
I knock her out with non lethal and make sure she isn't dead
I know she didn't die because I didn't got her tadpole
And yet she still isn't in act 2
Just went back to act 1
She's still there knocked out what the fuck
spaghetti code i fear
Were you trying to get her without killing all of the druids grove?
So they only leave if you actively participated in tiefling slaughter. If you want to keep them but also leave minthara available you basically need to ignore the entire goblin camp for all of act 1. Don’t side with either faction
They’ll unfortunately still kill all the tieflings eventually but you won’t have participated which they’re ok with
That's kinda non negotiable
The tieflings have some key npcs I want alive
Dammon, zevlor and Rolan
Hmm
no
the new patch makes it so you can knock her out and still finish the grove questline
Ah, convenient. My method must’ve been the old method
yeah minthara got some mercy
Ah yes this is what I was actively trying to do
which is good because she's a riot
But it is heavily bugged even after a month
With the size of the game I’m not surprised there’s still some weird stuff floating around
I've seen so much convos on YouTube with her I want her as a companion alot
it really is tbh
went smoothly on my second playthrough but she and halsin still share a tent
Like looting Raphael in act 1 is still a thing, so I’ll enjoy the rest of the act with my 23 AC
wait does that give you the helldusk armor early
Got to level 8 in the jack of all trades run and took bard
Got it via insulting a rich person to death. I think its fitting since I took vicious mockery afterward for a cantrip lol
In my haste to bum rush Raphael for his act 1 armor I completely forgot to handle Karlach
I have decided to make a gith bard
Who’s wig did they steal?
Wait I’ve just had a proper look at him, I’m howling that’s too funny
i love the moustache
and the name as well
its part of the reason i wish owlins were in the game so i can make a weird owl
So physically in moonrise towers but mentally not there
oh i killed her lmao
But she died during the fight with ketheric
And I revived her
But she entered the shadow realm I guess
Reloading the save fixed it so whatever
Everyone did on their 1st go
I still respec’d her to healing paladin class
But Vow of enmity is so good tho
She was the mvp in the fight
She did like 90% of the hp
Hasted paladins are even stronger then hasted barbarians
Yes she was good for exactly the ketheric fight
Oh wait true she gets an extra 1d8
anyone know if you can still steal the deva mace from the deva that spawns in act 3
i want to get an op weapon for minthara
think that was patched. other option:
- summon a cleric hireling
- get them to level 10 for divine intervention
- pick the weapon option for it
I'm also a fan of the trident you get from the djinn in the carnival
Shadowhearts hair is red for me
what did you do????
Either a glitch or she was super doused in blood
Hm
Drows actually look sorts good with the astral touched tadpole?
I was expecting it to make my drow pc really ugly
But they look ok
I don’t know how it looks on a Dragonborn yet
tbh it actually looks decently good
though I believe this image was before the change to the eyes in a recent patch
I did not intentionally give my character “sex eyes” but here we are
LMAO
Yeah I know
lol
slayer form
Yo, why the fuck can shadowheart just not hit anything or hold concentration. Like every other character is fine but she’s especially terrible
the reward for killing karlach is so fucking funny
like.
wyll you killed karlach congrats here's a coat to reward you!!!!
and the coat is awful
It’s not if you need some good clothing for your unarmored defense characters
What if I told you, you can kill Karlach, revive her and then chop her head off and recruit her?
Watch the video to see the hilarious results, I'm left wondering if Larian will eventually patch this out.
UPDATE: It got patched out with patch 4, sad!
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And everyone will just be racist towards your Drow so you’ll never hear anything about being ugly
True!
Atleast minthara likes me
Too bad her romance is bugged because i didn't slaughter every tiefling and druid
Also i dunno if it even works in co op bg3
I couldn’t even find Minthara even though I knocked her out
Missed out on a tadpole for nothing
you had to not let her get aggroed by halsin or join a fight your currently doing
she's bugged currently so that she only appears at moonrise if you steal something in front of her and then knock her out
Dang
She didn’t agro with Halsin but I knocked her out when she fought me when I said I wouldn’t join the grove
For anyone doing some warlock multi class stuff:
the deepened pact feature of the Pact of the blade (which gives you an extra attack with your pact weapon) stacks the extra attack from other classes. Extra attacks don’t stack, but that one’s not technically even though it is. So if you take at least 5 warlock/5 paladin or 6 bard with college of swords, you can just have 3 attacks. If you do the first spread you could grab 2 fighter for action surge and more attacks
Huh
Dang now I really would've liked if this game had hexblade
I know you can mod the subclass in but it's just not the same
mods are cool though
mods are sexy
mods let me play a star druid
alright im blowing up the steel watch
these suicidal gondians deserve it
i've had enough of tryna save them all
who was going to tell me Githyankis lay eggs
i let them kill themselves since they seem to desire that. you can just cast speak with dead on the dude with the password lol
But if I blow it up then the epic deep gnome street gang will like me
The choice is obvious
wait what street gang?
The iron hand gnomes
You get a huge nuke to blow up the fsctory with if you find them
Like 50-120 damage
huh. I just did the manual self-destruct
ill have to find them in my Durge playthrough
Ooo yess
Seems fitting for a durge considering blowing the factory up kills everyone inside
Oh Im just getting started in my campaign of mass murder. Cant wait to betray the grove
Im playing an evil gnome bard for my Durge run
Oh BTW they only appear
If you do something in act 2
Otherwise they are mysteriously absent from act 3
Did you not go to the crèche in the mountain path?????
Why can’t they
so you're telling me if I accepted Lae'zel's invitation there would be an egg in camp
how does that work we are both women
You should be asking why it’s never been confirmed or denied if Dragonborn lay eggs or not
Nah Githyanki can just choose who can get pregnant
I mean it comes with living in a brutal society where you literally have to die fighting mind flayers to be accepted
if their young come out in an egg why do they need to produce milk
or are they monotremes
Well platypus need to too
like platypuses and echidna
do githyanki sweat milk from their armpits
like platypuses
also keep in mind that only a few gith can lay
so most of them are just free to bang whenever and wherever
yep
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I didn't realise she gave a fucking lecture on the topic
what does Githyanki omlette taste like
wow she really is down to bang anyone
but to be fair her argument makes sense
People should be more concerned that Dragonborn may not lay eggs
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Boos...
In case anyone missed this
itd be so funny if you could use the gith egg as camp supplies and laezel just leaves after
im getting good at timing the dialogue skip so in his intro he says:
"Hi, I'm Gay-"
I bit his arm off which really speeds up the intro part
Lost our honor mode playthrough due to Gale exploding somewhere else
Kinda fucking stupid but we didn’t know ||Gale’s orb detonates after 3 long rests if he’s dead somewhere in the world.||
uh
he explicitly warns you?
or did the game glitch and not tell you
He doesn’t explicitly say “hey, I’m a living nuke if I’m dead too long” he’s just kinda vague about it. And to be fair, this was like 10 hours ago in a playthrough we got to do once a week
the follow-up to Wyrd Al'Githyankovic
NOOOO
You gotta admit it’s very comedic to just blow up on the other side of the country basically without expecting it
We were way in the underdark and he was dead by the portal you find him at. I was not expecting party wipe
FUCK I missed the blacksmith in act 1
is everything still good for fixing the infernal engine or nah
Hes in act 2 unless you did the funny to all the tieflings
Well
You wouldn't have karlach if you did that
i don't miss out on stuff do i?
No?
Just do act 1 as you would usually
He'll appear in act 2
I did the same thing
Got wyll and karlach after the tieflings left
I forgot what stuff Dammon sold since he was dead in my last 2 playthroughs
the best heavy armour in the game?
well contested with helldusk
but i think it's better then helldusk if you have heavy armour profiency imo
obviously helldusk is better if you can't equip it lmao
You can always equip helldusk, that’s one of it’s perks
Weirdly, if you’re wearing helldusk it doesn’t count as armor for the bracers of defense?
that's why people call it the best armour yea
but armour of persistence is kinda better
Ah, that one. Yeah it slaps
oh wait really?
ooo i have a high ac build idea
i'll have to try that
Go for best AC build. A comfortable 48 AC with everything
Do you think Serum is like diet blood for vampires
serum?
After one turning ansur with a hasted sharpshooter fighter + mind sanctuary
I think I have outpaced tactician
It is time for me to try honour mode for the first time
I'm so gonna die in a dumb place like at the withers temple
yeah I think I will do like a 4 fighter team in honour mode
because I think that would be uber powerful maybe
funfact: haste is nerfed to how it works in 5e in honor mode, you only get 1 extra attack from it
yeah that's why i wanted to try it
tho im gonna be honest the game forcing me to follow meta sounds kinda lame
i might just try it later when i can form an 4 player group to do it
since doing it with friends sounds like it would be actually fun
https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Devilfoil_Mask if you get 4 of these you can have a +4 to strength for your whole party
these objects are funny
naaaah
if you had 10 party members with these masks on btw I would assume many of them will literally die from the mask
because a 0 in any stat I believe = death
Plasma?
That’s if blood has been treated with anticoagulants
Oh
the liquid part of blood is just water if you centrifuge it?
im pretty sure anyways
not a biologist
Honor mode playthrough 2nd attempt continued:
We bungled summoning Lunk so we can’t get the headband of int, but we managed to take out the goblin camp without constantly reviving dead party members during
But we do have the setup for act 1 helldusk armor so that’ll be sweet
You can also make a lot of underdark easier by either reanimating the Bullete or phase spider before wandering around
Also found out ypu can just chase him out into the main area if you use spirit guardians
Nice the best act fr
Act 1 is also pretty good
But act 3 allows the games mechanics to fully open up
To me kinda the issue I has is it both feels so big yet also so empty
Maybe I am not searching that hard but idk
But thats my thoughts on the main city although the little stuff I have found is very cool
I mean compared to act 1 at least I don't see it as the peak of the game
Although as said there are still really cool thing
Like for example ||Razahdhajrhajhs tower, house of hope, the throne, the steel watchers around the city that I destroyed with their boss being killed because he reached 0 in a stat||
And probably a few others to find
Oh yeah ||the murder mystery quest was also very cool||
Is razamith really that hard to say?
Oh
And its funny to me misspelling them horribly
Anyways yea ||the house of hope is my favourite quest||
Also love Bombing the steel watch
Yeah it was interesting
And also I accidentally uh
Instant killed the boss
Because I didn't realise this but at the start of the battle I used one of the drain stat abilities
And it killed him
Is it a glitch?
Fairly sure its intended
Since thats what happens when you reduce a stat to 0
The ability drain bringing it below 1 was
Oh I didn't use ability drain
It should have just gone down to 1
I used devourer intellect
Yeah I realised
Can't you just when you get access to it
Full party of it
Then use it on all the bosses to kill them in like 5 turns
Don't think there's enough tadpoles
At max
You need 3 to get it
So 12 tadpoles
I assume so
Because I don't think they do
It makes me feel overwhelmed honestly
There’s so many NPCs and buildings I can’t tell what I’ve been to or who I’ve talked to yet
I always save all the tadpoles I find in acts 1 and 2. The astral tadpole that makes you half illithid gives you all the first layer powers, saving you 5 tadpoles (or more)
Act 3 does have some cut content. From what I’ve heard, there was also supposed to be an upper city area (not just as the final area) and a more satisfying story end for Karlach
I mean that kinda happened with the after party stuffs? ||if you send karlach back to avernus, with either you or wyll, they get a 'lead' on a potential solution to karlachs heart burn and are actively starting to seek it out while basically playing DOOM||
They get refunded
If you used them pre astral tadpole
Yeah...
Yeah but you don’t get to actually play in Avernus which would’ve been cool
unrelated, but Ive been having different friends make my honor mode characters each time I try honor mode, today we have 'The Baddest Bitch'
hes a human fighter who looks like he had his 5 year old daughter do all of his makeup
hes also the dark urge
I thought itd be funny to do dark urge for honor mode, seeing as I havent done it normally
It would make Orin easier but act ii will suck if you actually do the durge storyline
itll be fiiiine
I might end up sneaking into the house of Hope btw much later on, I will not fight funny man, but theres a few magical items in there I wanna yoink
I forget: does Raphael only get upset if you steal the hammer or is it the act of merely going there that angers him?
tbh im unsure
We’re still going to attempt to fight him in our honor mode playthrough cause I need those monk gloves from Hope, assuming she doesn’t die
Apparently if you planar bind him he’ll kill his minions and you can even long rest before
I saw someone lure most the enemies outside the room onto the bridge, then use Arcane Lock on the door so they had 10 turns to clear out the few enemies left in the room and use a long rest potion
You could also use the rune powder bomb if you’re feeling lucky
Good ol barrelmancy
Need to only destroy 3 pillars. If you break all 4 he stays in ascended form
holy shit auntie ethel fucking gags the party during her boss fight with vicious mockery
CALM DOWN MAAM
You can go there for the helldusk gauntlets
But taking the good stuff like the constitution amulet or hill giant gloves gets him on your case
We’re getting on his case regardless; his fault for having good shit in his house
I’d love to use the gauntlets on my monk because tavern brawler op, but I really want hope’s punchy healing gauntlets
If they did I sure can’t tell
My only perspective on tavern monk has been honor mode
And it’s still pretty fuckin powerful
This game is like crack
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yes, but hes funny in that he breaks free after 1 round, instead of 10
might be a tactician/honor mode thing
Level 9 finally in my Jack of all Trades run, only got Barb, Wiz, Monk left
If you want to know, disarm the traps for the two set your stat magic item then its all fine
You can disarm the traps. Circumventing this
I know disarming prevents fighting, I just wanted to know how much you could take without fighting. I need the gloves from keeping Hope alive anyway
Oh ok so everything besides the hammer
gale has now renounced his love of magic and has become the man who smashes people
he really is the perfect man 
though i think wild magic barbarian could've been cool since it would've still been thematic
RIP Gale, you’re sacrifice will not be forgotten o7
and now astarion will get through the shadow cursed lands by himself
I believe he can do it
yeah level 4 im sure this will be fine
dont forget too im playing honor mode
That is if the otherworldly shadowy spirit demons don’t get him first
also gale got piercings

Can’t wait to actually start my play through, my only plan for it so far is to protect Karlach at all costs lmao
I definitely want to do a Dark Urge play through as my second one
oh yeah im doing a dark urge run for honor mode lol
The only reason I still haven’t start my play through is cause bg3 is by far the longest game I bought for Christmas and I wanted to finish all the other ones first but I’m close to being done with all the other ones which is nice
I’m on my fifth solo playthrough
astarion has made it to moonrise
im sure theres nothing wrong thatll happen here
at level 4
I’m sure everything will go just fine 🙂
minthara aint got feet
Lmao

unfortunately I accidentally sold her underwear after beating her to a pulp in the goblin camp and stealing all of her clothes
so its a tad akward
Lmao
I gave her some rather shitty armor, but I would like to get her properly kitted out
actually apparently gale had plate armor in his back pocket
so its all good now
And get her some new underwear while you’re at it hehe
funfact: I just got astarians 'oh im a vampire scene', after reaching moonrise
also unrelated, it appears halsin and minthara live together now
realizing that the shadow cursed lands will be kinda awful lol
minthara died and got shadow cursed and I nearly lost both Karlach and my Durge to the shadow curse as well
unrelated, but astarion got teleported to the entrance of the underdark when I left camp as well
yeah hes just there
Yeah Halsin and Minthara occupy the same camp spot since you usually only get one or the other based on druids grove outcome
Apparently after they make it so you can always get Minthara if you knock her out without it bugging they plan to have a choice between her or Halsin in your camp
Now what they should do is undo whatever they did to shield bash to make it not work
tomorrow I will attempt grymforge when I am able too
also the lute + astarion looks like vanellope from wreck it ralph kinda, thought I should mention that
damn the absolute
This was the first fight I struggled with
Granted it was tactician at level 4 and not level 5 but
these guys have wiped my party in both tactican and balanced at higher levels, not a chance in hell im gonna risk losing my honor mode run by charging my level 4 party into hell like that
thats why gale became a sacrifice for them
I somehow won after a wipe and a shitton of savescumming
Basically if I got paralysed I reset the save
And man it would be so easy if I went at level 5
Access to spirit guardians, fireball
An extra attack
yeah when I went against them in tactician I had the blood of Lathandar
I do not currently have it now however
Fairly sure the only magic items I had were uncommons
As I didn't stealth past them
Tbh the reward was very worth it
Gloves of dexterity, a legendary, the under mountain sword
Getting past them
oh okay
you should have just exploded the creche if you couldn't fight the gith honestly
that's what i did
I have not gone to the creche yet
needed a deugar
so I made a bootleg shadow heart
also apparently withers puppets the hirelings so withers is cosplaying as basically dwarf shadow heart
epic cheese btw, for the nere fight, if you have a duegar run in while invisible, shove someone off of a cliff into lava, and then turn invisible once more and run, the one who you pushes dies in lava while the rest are like "oh wow that just happened"
Must've been the wind
You could also just long rest a couple of times and he dies from poison gas
That locks you out of the bombs in act 3 tho
Wait it doesn't actually
I think you can get multiple bombs if you free the deep gnomes in act 1 tho
most engaging balthazar fight
knocked on the door while invisible and opened it, and all the dark justiciers and balthazars crew are now duking it out
I've seen this cheese before lol
It's pretty cool
Kill yurgir instead
Oh right you don't actually have wind walk yet
I was about to suggest it
meet "Lae'zel"
needed a duergar for perpetual invisibility and this is who I got now
previously it was "Shadowheart", but im in act 2 now and have her in the party
I’m currently working on a Heat build, we’ll see how that goes.
cries in house of hope
Speaking of, I need to do that today
Started my play through today and I’d say it’s going well so far, found a cute doggo, killed some mf’s inside a crypt and two nut jobs following the Absolute I think they said after they tried to kill me for no reason. And started the grove section of act 1 (btw am I good to take a long rest now that I’ve started it or would that screw me over in some way?)
Long rests is how some of the plot has to advance.
I think I might have screwed up getting wyll
Cause I didn’t talk to him after the goblin fight
Goddammit
Nevermind, looks like I’ll still get him, just not his quest unfortunately
you can long rest as many times as need be with no consequences other than a few events that trigger after specific interactions not in camp
Okay cool, good to know
and most of the "bad" ones only really come if you do ||dark urge||
I see, guess that means my second play through is going to be fun I guess 
Ethel on honor mode has weird magic surge, which lets her summon more copies of herself whenever a spell is cast. This includes her own copies casting hold person, or any of your spells
When I was finally able to attack after 3-4 turns of being stuck in hold person we beat the shit out of her
I have yet to do ethel, which is a bit weird cause im halfway done with the shar temple
im also going through the underdark rn just doing funny things
accidentally upset the myconoid colony last time I played and I killed both sovereigns and then fled for my life with the funny duegar character I had after everyone else got wiped lol
but now they all chill
for how I upset them, astarion was wild shaped into an owl bear and fell ontop of the spored duegar they had, and they all wanted to commit murder
but whats weird now is despite murdering both of the leaders, they still seem to be happy with me
HE SAID THE FUNNY
I accidentally became BOOALs chosen
You can smash that for a club that does the same thing
interesting my armor is worth -1 gp
Jack of all trades run. I'm at final boss of act 2, im genuinely more excited and having more fun this run than my initial one, that lies unfinished cuz I just lost the drive of the campaign
But somehow this meme one i tried im more invested in the endgame with lol
uh oh
the girls are fighting :((
ok yikes shadowheart
"can I do that Lae'zel, can I turn my back on you?"
bitch you are holding a knife to her throat
Also what happens if you choose Wyll as your origin and just go to withers to change your class
Your telling me Gale fucked a god
nice
Assuming withers lets you change origin character classes, nothing. The game’s relevant character dialogue will progress as though you were still that class
yeah
though if you would have a dialogue option that was class based, you could use it in a conversation with a npc
my current honor run is a mess btw, the only 2 characters who havent been respeced yet are Minthara and Karlach
Gale and Shadow heart are both barbarians
Astarion is druid
Lazeal is a wizard
my tav/durge has been Bard>Rogue>Sorcerer>Cleric
Wyll i havent touched lol
I have a hireling that was a warlock turned wizard turned sorcerer turned druid
Paying withers is merely a suggestion
also unrelated but I accidentally slaughtered half of moonrise towers cause I tried to sneak into the wardens room
all but one of the prisoners died (not wulbren)
Minsc + Jaheria = Kronk + Yzma
hell yeah
Just stopping by to say Barcus Wroot is the best. That is all
:(
omnomnom
never have I been more stressed in a combat encounter, didnt even need to do this one either
that being said, I think I way overprepped for it lol
turns out having 3 spellcasters, including one who can double as a melee-r, and a barbarian made it not too awful, the portal got hit I believe only twice by some bow guys
how do you get the hotbar to extend vertically?
press the plus here
thank you friend
you know whats better than 1 owl bear?
Ironically the fight im going into has an owlbear (shadow) as well
halsin and minthara now live together
Imagine getting a pleasant looking interface
-me on console
If you take the Tough feat the HP increase also applies to wildshape. I think on my first playthrough Halsin had 140 HP as an owlbear
neat, Ill probably take that as their next feat then
cause they are only level 8 atm
halsin is in my camp how do i get him to fight in battle
also considering resetting to get minathra
or just use a mod to resurrect her
you have to complete an act 2 sidequest otherwise he just bums around for a bit
In fact the exact one Jimbo just did
'lift the shadow curse', you gotta get through that and basically complete it, otherwise halsin go bye bye
he will join you about part way through it, but if you dont complete it Im pretty sure he goes bye bye in act 3
also unrelated, but I almost just used 760 camp supplies in one night on honor mode
and also unrelated (durge late act 2 spoilers) ||didnt murder karlach, thats cool||
I also learned you can take funny woman with you to the end of act 2, did not know this in my first 2 runs of the game
and if you do so you can drag her along into act 3
you mean jaheira?
if so she's a companion
I know that, but she comes and fights with you against ketheric
as a controllable npc
man i sure do love fighting J.K. Simmons and disarming him of his weapon so he has to just start menacingly punching me for 2 damage
truly the most Baldurs Gate 3 thing
I tried to disarm him, but apparently you cant command undead
and lazeal was a barbarian
yeah you need battle master i think
i was very disappointed i also tried to do that to another thing that be around the fight with him and... never worked sadly but it woulda been funny
i do plan on doing this to every boss i can tho here on. because the funny
Beating up Raphael in camp for act 1 helldusk armor again
lmao what
I’m sure it’s not intentional that you can do this. But if you interrupt his initial conversation with you (like attacking him with a character not stuck in the cutscene), the only place he’ll show up again to talk about it is going to the mountain pass (past the githyanki squad). If you cast Silence on him no one can talk while you just wail on him. Toggle non-lethal since that’s the only way to knock him out. You can keep hitting him unconscious while the silence is up to farm money and booze
And also get a legendary armor like
2 acts earlier
Making it so you can in total get 3 legendaries in act 1
I thought about doing that in my honor run but decided im going legit
ive only glitched one thing and thats because the game bugged out on me again and I couldn't reload it
I somehow destroyed one of the bookshelves in the temple of shar, the one containingthe book to get the spear of night, and I didn't want to lose shadowheart (who is acting as my druid), and she wouod have gone hostile if I didnt just feign death on her and drag her into the shadowfell with me
why didnt he teleport back to hell? is he stupid?
it has a verbal component
We’re taking full advantage of everything we can for honor mode
My 24 AC monk for act 1 👌
i should probably be further by now but im 47hrs in to BG3 and im not out of act 1 yet, i can move on but ive enjoyed exploring everything and doing quests while solving everything on my own, ive only had to look up something once, ive not played such a good game in years
Yes
Like objectively yes Raphael is stupid
||Why didn’t Mystra just kill the Elder Brain? Is she stupid?||
She is
1358 Time of Troubles
Tbh I spent 40 hours in act 1 then skipped most of act 2 and am now doing act 3
There’s not a lot going on in act 2 compared to 1 and 3
Honestly in terms of quests
Act 3 is kinda unfortunately barren for side content
Hell I even looked on the wiki if there really is just not much to do and yeah I was correct
Although its really interesting walking about baldurs gate
nuh uh
you just have all of it available to you from the get go
and you have to have done questlines throughout the game
I mean compared to act 1 at least
To me I feel like there isn't much to do besides well... ||Ansur, seeing the hag again, companion quests, house of hope, nightsong area, the murder mystery or do murder trial which is kinda related to main story... Also siren, still enough to do but compared to act 1 it feels like way less, although overall way cooler|| and main story
did you find jaheira's family?
or go find the guild
same for me
or go fight the standoff between the zhentarim and the guild in rivington
or go to the iron throne
those are some random examples
i don't understand saying act 3 is devoid of side content when its packed to the brim with it
like while wandering i randomly found a fuckin necromancer
and he had a full sidequest
stuff like this i didnt even see until my second playthrough
Thats required I thought?
Also saying there is a lack of it compared to act 1
But the quality is way better
Yeah I've done the stuff related to the guild
And uh... The only party members I have are minthara. Astarion and lae zel
Everyone else is gone
Really goes to show that yeah
I should have sided with emerald grove
I would have so many companion quests
nah not at all
WELL THAT EXPLAINS WHY ACT 3 FEELS EMPTY
lol
Yeah thats probably it
Will say though although less smaller interactions
The quality is great, ||The murder mystery, rjaajaksjsjajajaliths towrr and house of hope so far are my highlights of act 3 and probably the entire game||
There was supposed to be an entire upper city area, not just going there for the final fight. And a more satisfying resolution of Karlach’s storyline
im really looking forward to one of the bosses of act 3, im well aware the boss theme slaps and ive listened to 3 seconds of it... but i wanna hear it in its moment for the first time i truly get to take it in
not gonna spoil it for myself hehe
speaking of said boss, I found a funny reddit me-me about it and the stronk (strong monk)
||https://www.reddit.com/r/baldursgatememes/comments/1afpsjy/how_my_fight_went_with_raphael_after_hearing_how/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3||
do NOT i can gurantee if you wait for it in context the moment it will absolutely bang
so now that ive died horridly to myrkuls avatar in my honor mode run, Ive decided to start anew, and I will be trying to create the most powerful party known to man
my Tav/Durge will be a storm domain/tempest sorcerer, and attempt to literally oneshot things
Astarion will become the most powerful archer known to man and obliterate armies with only a few arrows, with the powers of ranger and rogue
Lazeal will become a powerful fighter, thats kinda it lol
and Karlach will become an unstoppable monk, known only as the stronk
ive heard only the like first 5 seconds and that was enough to make me stop
i care so deeply about video game osts so i have to take it as serious i can lol, i did the same for the entire PMD remaster because i knew it would hit all the better to hear it as i got to the points in the game, and god... Sky Tower was worth it. i imagine the boss will be similar feeling lol
1 level away from this achievement
I just need to get 1 level of Wizard and its DONE
Then its just a matter of beating the game as a victory lap lol. And also will be ironically be the first time I beat the game
What.
Well I don't know what you expected??
You got rid of like 75% of the game??
Where tf did shadowheart even go and also gale??
Also dang can't imagine missing dammon's stupid op armour on my first playthrough
The thought of it always stops me from doing an evil playthrough
I spared the nightsong and she just decided to leave, no option for me to keep her in the party
Gale left because I failed a speech check at the goblin camp
Or after the massacre
She can just leave?
Yeah idk what happened
Did you never use her or smth?
I used her the entire game till that point
I got the lance yeah
Huh
I let her do what she wanted
And she spared the nightsong
No check needed at all
She just said fuck you, you ruined my chances or something then she left
Stayed in my party aswell
Or course not exact words but like
Who is she again?
You'll just not have shadowheart
Boss from shadowhearts quest
Ok, but is there any way to find it without looking up on the internet
Also what op armor?
And it would be marked on your map
