#Celeste: the hardest trans allegory
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Hi
No, rename it to "Celeste: The Underrated Game" because its funnier
You can rename it
Celeste: the underappreciated game
Alternate idea I just got was "the hardest trans allegory"
Celeste: Funny Trans Game
Celeste: the hardest trans allegory
I dont think ill change jt anymore
Pretty sure the mods will get involved if I do

Anyways lemme just put something in here in case people ask
Damnit cant do that actually
Celeste:the game
Celeste is a lifestyle
Anyways if you wanna try modded celeste theres a guide to setting it up at this link
https://everestapi.github.io/
And modded celeste is really fun
Fr
I've sunk like 300 hours into the game, and two thirds of that have likely been modded celeste
Only around 50 for the main game, took 2600 deaths
10000+ here
Now im doing stuff several times harder than the hardest level in the game
So much practice ...
I love it though
Only part I hated was Hotel, it annoyed me so much lol
If modding didnt fuck over my switch I would do it
But I will wait until the new console before I mod
Hotel is generally considered to be really hard cause of the cycled
Its C side took me by far the longest
celeste is literally me, im glad she managed to climb madeline
Every other C side was easy un comparison
the difficulty spike when playing it for the first time is insane
Yeah
Hotel broke me the most, especically the summit's version of it
i have yet to finish farewell
was burtal
Celeste was genuinely the best €20 I have ever spent
Do it its amazing
And if you like the struggle definitely mod it
i am mad at myself for buying it on sale for 5€
biggest steal of my life id literally buy the ost on steam to compensate
or id gift the game to a friend
idk sometimes it seems like modded celeste is too focused on frame precision over other forms of difficulty
In the modded community maps who's only trick is frame ir picel precision are generally considered bad
Input difficulty is much better and more fun
that's... not a very different category of difficulty tbh
And a lot of the stuff that are difficult to time (like dream hypers) generally have a rythm to them you get used to eventua6
Input difficulty as in, a lot of stuff in succession
yeah, not a very different category of difficulty at all
puzzle difficulty ig?
There are maps like that but its not the main appeal of the game usually
Honestly how I felt about the chapters
High end puzzle maps usually combine the tight movement with puzzle elements
i guess the biggest frustration for me is that the hardest maps only ever have one "right" way to solve them, and there's not as much room for improvization on the side of the player
Thats fair. Personally i find the difficulty of pulling that of to be fun but I see why you might not
also you can't mod the switch version, the version of the game i'm most comfortable with
Best platformer I ever played
Let me just give you a bit if info
In the modded community we rank stages based on difficulty across a few ranks:
Begginer
Intermediate
Advanced
Expert
Grandmaster
Grandmaster+1
Grandmaster+2 etc.
Each of these can also be further divided into low, middle, and high subcategories.
Same to me
Farewell is high intermediate
Im currently doing mid expert levels
Im nit sure but a good half of the gamr is begginer
What's the hardest chapter
It goes to intermediate I think around chaoter 6 or 7
Including b and c sides
I'd say everything up till like chapter 5 onwards
Farewell, hardest room is probably something in the C sides and I still dont think its higher than high intermediate
Tbh I feel mirror temple is the most underrated chapter
My god
I loved mirror temple
The hardest challenge: farewell golden strawbery (basically beat farewell without dying) is considered a medium difficulty golden
Theo got done dirty
I really like the Theo crystal parts
It was very interesting, try to play the entire game with a Theo crystal? It's so interesting
Can boost off him mid air
Pretty sure people have done that
I like the cool tricks you can do with this human
I think I honestly prefer Theo cube to the farewell jellyfish
That human is so versatile as a cube
Stun demons with this cube human
Ehem.
Super dash, hyper dash, wave dash, reverse and extended variants of all of those, ultra dash, wall climb, wall jump, spike jump, corner jump, dream hyper, core hyper ...
would have been cool as a gimmick if you had Theo on some parts mirror Madeline with platforming puzzles. Shorta like a water boy and fire girl
The fact I'm sure you remembered them all
Just some names of the tech you learn as you progress trough the modded difficulties
You learn them quickly cause theyre used a lot
I only know like half of those
And even half of that I only know the names of and not their function
Honestly farewell pufferfish I do not miss lol
Sadly I don't have a pc
Starwberry jam collab is an amazing start, teaches you the tech and stuff
I would put some clips of my beating some expert rooms but ive sadly lost all of them
It so pretty as well
Maddy thorson looks like my Irish teacher in first year
I'm proud of you
No
Now go do all the b sides
And chapter 8
And chapter 9
And chapter 8 B
And All the C sides
And all the golden
And the moonberry
droub no
oh you can never get me to do a golden
let the poor girl rest
except like, 1A
as someone whos doing mid expert levels you do not need to do anything harder if you dont wanna
i def want to get c9, csides and moonberry done
those are the easiest goldens
appart from 1A and 2A
I should do those goldens tbh
(chapter 9/farewell spoilers)
i should continue with farewell ngl
i just kinda left the a side goldens alone but I really wanna get back into the game and start getting better again
im on expert lobby, highly reccomended
hardest trans allegory ever
i seriously just want to get farewell done for the ||end screen||
..fuck i almost did it
oh no im already pretty far in lol
Oh
im glad my thread seemes to have gotten some people to pick up the game again
Yeah beating farewell is one of these things I really want to do before the year ends haha
Yes maam
If only i could get it 🥲
That being said my ass is not doing farewell
I struggled on summit already
doing the B sides helps, and you cant really progress in farewell past a certain point unless youve done them
You're gonna have to do core anyway first
Core is a nice time though
What is it with video game levels named "core" always being great
thats a very deviside statement
personally i do not like core mechanics that much
cycles in general i dont like
also should I find a way to record my screen on arch linux so I can take clips of some of my celeste gameplay?
omg arch besties
I'll see but my laptop is really bad so obs may be a bit too heavy for it?
yeath thatll work
ill see if I can lower it to 24 or something too
You should be able to
Fair
welp im certain im close to finishing farewell
i mean yeah ive been at those
im continuing either later today or tomorrow - ill have to do some work now so i have got to see if i even have time later today
forget about what i said, i have not been at those
I just arrived at those and holy moly im scared haha
Hurray
@oak thicket two clips I made today while doing a bit of practice cause im rusty from not playing for a long time
both maps are from the strawberry jam collab
ive said it once and ill do it again
modded celeste is insane
The thing is that these arent even hard rooms :3
Ill play a bit more later today to show you some of the harder ones from the map on the right
okay I have a bunch of stuff now @oak thicket
what why is the audio delayed
apparently thats just on my client
okay ig
sorry if the audio is delayed on your end, im still figuring out how to make these on linux
its all a bit fucky at the moment
(farewell spoilers)
||i hate that room lmfao, i got so far only to have it be ruined by one wrong dash||
ok im giving it a few more tries, im determined to finish this, help my heartbeat
you can do it!
also this room was hell and I hate it and I dont wanna ever do it again
Also if you wany some tips I can try to help
my reaction when i finally got to the end was so fucking insane
anyway when does my estrogen arrive
im hoping to do the c-sides next, which ones should i be the most scared of
CONGRATS!!!
3C was the worst one for me
Also I just wanna tell you something before you do the C sides
Do you see the big timer at the top lef tof the screen here? And then the smaller une under it? The smaller one is how much time I had spent on that map up to that point. When I started doing that room it was at like 1h 30mins or 2 hours
So dont get discouraged if you fail over and over again
Its pretty much how high level celeste is done
yeye
after all im just in the third room of 1c after 40min
and now im probably out of practice because i just came back from lunch haha
Yeah the C sides go by fast
Also, you should get into modded, I think youd like it
Like 3 or 4
yep
"surely the difficulty spike at 3c cant be THAT bad..."
enters 3C
yeahhhh
almost to 300h on celeste
still less than the 500 i have on animal crossing new horizons lol
When I first started on Celeste I struggled a lot with the controls
I play on keyboard
It's mainly because I've never seen any game make such a use of the C key like Celeste does
Nowadays I prefer to play platformers with the C key
It's just natural
same
I still cant use keybpard lol, analog feels more natural to me
Fair
I do still struggle with dash directions too
I think it's hillarious though how I started playing Celeste at the time I started figuring out my gender
It really is the hardest trans allegory
frfr
I proceeded to make this with my steam replay then
Great game can't wait for the next game by the devs
I should check mine out
this strawberry was so difficult like omg
for context each time a bubble spits me out thats me manually pressing the dash button
im at c4 rn and i just sit there wondering
"oh is there a pixel perfect gap between those spikes"
What 😭
I mean, probably but thats not what youre supposed to do
Yeah fun fact I got across the room in the first attempt after I sent this message LMAO
Youre so true
i have only 3c, 5c, 7c and 8c left
although im working on 7c rn
i already tried 5c and got almost as many deaths as in 4c in just the first room alone 💀
i never liked chapter 5
Yeah 5c is a bit rough too
arghhhhhhhh
ehy is this game so difficult
can't even make any progress in 30min
make it even worse with the fact that I can NOT control my anger
I already took one for a month xdddd
Okay yeah you might just need to keep trying then
Nothing you can really do appart from that I think
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completed in 5 hours :)
using keyboard is incredibly difficult
also..... canonically ||madeline is in a relationship now|| :))
perspective is wack but it's still very very fun to play
No spoilers lol
how to spoiler tag
You put text in between four vertical bars||like this||
👍
gameplay is still very celeste-like despite very different movement design, controls and the fact that it's 3d
im shaking
now do the c side
Congrats
oh ive done them all lol its the berries im doing
wait do c sides have golden berries
im on 200 berries rn
oh shit celeste forum!
now i can share that ive finally made it to summit b side. love this song
also may have gotten into celeste speedrunning just against myself. its so fun to be fast at this game
i did some speedrunning too! my personal best was around 55 minutes i think :)
i spent a while on speedrunning a few years back
nice!!!
celeste really did make me realize how fun it is to speedrun. this is addicting
imo celeste is a very well designed game
it definitely is
the fact that you can go into a room and read almost immediately what youre supposed to do? Oh thats so good.
and madelines movement as well, very fun to control
got to c sides 💪 my new favorite room is the end of 2c... i just love flying everywhere in this game
think its fitting to unlock c sides like. 4 days before my 1 year anniversary on t lol
14 deaths! 23:35
was not expecting a good run with bad earlygame, but i smashed the rest of it somehow
like, probably at most 4 deaths past heart gate
at 6, 21:53 pb poggers
i despise badeline with all my soul
6 farewell deaths is ridiculous jesus christ
good job
haven't tried most of these levels since my casual run, mostly stuck at 6a
i have 150 hours on farewell alone lmao
it’s a lot of practice
badeline didnt feel too bad to me i think, it’s about finding the exact path to take whenever you enter the next room so you dont fall out of cycle
half the battle of golden is to find the most reliable routes
i'm so fucking good at this game
i practiced core c side a bit, then tried to do the golden berry
got it first try
oh my fucking god
i'm trying to get the summit golden berry
that's where i died
i'm going to fucking obliterate myself
tomorrow maybe
Yeah i could imagine 😭
Already tried 3b a bit
Horrible
I can only hope that 7b isn’t that much worse than 7a
(Clueless)
7b is probably the hardest after farewell
this sure is an celeste
I was gonna start trying to get golden berries pretty soon
god damn that is far
Yeah uh
Protip
Do not
smh your talking to an autistic person with alot of free time
im working on hollow knight steelsoul as we speak
I am that as well
with no mask or soul upgrades
im already getting damn far
smh
At most chapter 1 and 2, those are fine
im gonna do EXCLUSIVELY farewell just to spite you now
But holy fuck does it gets hard after those
Good luck
I kinda doubt i’ll do it myself
less then 100 people have ever done farewell golden berry iirc
But i’m fueled purely by determination and spite for the game so i probably will
or maybe thats farewell golden berry moon bery
Around 800 on the list
So probably around 3000 ever at most
what about this
Including those that don’t submit
Idk
smh
Lemme check
159 on the list
So like maybe 200 ever
Though most people do this extra stuff to be recognised so it’s probably pretty close to the list number
200 max
smh
LOSERS
justy do the stuff for fun
Anyway you should do that
do what
Golden moon berry
i dont have the dopamine to try that rn
Skill issue
smh im getting therapy in a few weeks
Time issue then?
Fr
smh when is the transhumanist expansion gonna remove al my eccentricities and make me a clone of everyone else
i spent about 280 hours on everything outside of farewell for golds, though there was a while i was trying speedrunning
and i spent 150 hours on farewell so far, at 6 deaths
so do it if you have a few hundred hours to spare
alternatively just have fun
it still takes motivation even if your having fun
i mean to me if i dont want to do it it's probably not fun to do it
oh no im talking about like issues with motivation to do much of anything
its a me issue
motivation is not usually what it seems
fair enough
it takes a lot of motivation yes
my motivation is ridiculous amount of pure spite
also the game feels really good to play
probably helps that i don't get annoyed easily
my motivation is that im ready to call celeste my favourite game, and to honour it i'm willing to put time into 100%, it's not guaranteed that i will ever get there but playing is enjoyable so i play
yeah same tbh
me
good luck :)
nah id win
5b is fucking killing me omg
5b means chapter 5 b-sides?
yea
🙂
i watched philza do a celeste first playthrough like a week ago that was awesome
watching rt play more wouldve been cool but he probably wouldnt have had much fun streaming it, just because i think he doesnt like playing frustrating games on stream
ayyy gg
poggers
i will 100% celeste step by step mark my words
well on the way
good way to spend several hundred hours!
Or less if youre good
pretty sure being good is the result of having already spent several hundred hours
I have like 20
it's a good start
And 5 b sides already done
6b done
nah id win
i think trying to get the 8b golden before the other two was a mistake
at least the hardest rooms are at the start
this will be stupid but how do you get goldens
how do you get access?
i think it's just after you beat core b
spoilers??
ehh not really i don't think
they clearly do not know
||This is c sides*||
technically you need to do every B side+ farewell for it
Golden berry is just deathless
||I’m pretty sure you unlock the berries and c sides at the same time ||
||Moon berry yes. Golden berry is just deathless iirc||
||…no? Moon berry is always unlocked||
||you need to unlock golden berries first to get them, the game doesn’t give you it if you don’t collect it at the start of the level||
I didnt go for deathless til after core so maybe golden berries do require core b
But I looked for moon berry my first playthrough and couldnt find it
skill issue fr
It’s extremely hidden
Hint ||it’s in the last room, see the extra platforms in the electricity||
This will be the thing of all time
whats the point of spoiler tagging if youre just going to write it out anyway
have a bit of consideration for others
Today i will collect the rest of the berries in summit
Then
B sides summit
Then i collect rest of core berries
Then b core
Then farewell?
I really don’t think it’s that big of a deal
it didnt have to be, thats for sure
I just spoilered cus fish did
my comment was more for fish spoilering then not
neither of the things i said spoil anything besides names
Deathless is just a very generic name for the type of challenge it is and everything else requires context to actually spoil something
They would have to already know what the words mean
and also you would have to go through all those spoilers and decide to read the very end to even get spoiled on the names
spoiling names is still a spoiler, and obviously spoilers have different levels of “spoiler-ness”, but in this case it’s clear even from the name that it relates to berries. regardless, you couldve just spoiler tagged any potential spoilers to be safe, when you know somebody here doesnt know it yet
thats not how spoiler tags work, you dont leave some out for fun and hope people realise its part of the spoiler before they read it
that's pretty fast
I have way too much time on my hands
i definitely took way more time
gg!
gg!!!! those wall jumps were so hard to learn but damn are they fun when youre not struggling for an hour
also i came in here to say that like a week ago i FINALLY beat farewell so thats everything in celeste aside from the golden berries. which look painful as hell so im going to Not do those, at least for a bit lol
maybe ill go for moonberry if i wanna hurt myself more lol
congrats!!!!
175 berries les get it
yooo ggs
finally got back around to playing celeste
now i have both dashless and deathless a-sides
damn, nice
dashless isn't easy
cough cough chasm-10a
(this guy, hate this room so fucking much oh my god)
that room wasnt that difficult tbh
that spike corner jump is the bane of my existence
this room was not the worst dashless 1a
Which one is then
(https://berrycamp.github.io my beloved)
tbh i didnt really know how to do checkpoint 1 room
and i was ass at the second last room
The one with the massive jump above the spikes?
Yeah that one’s tough
But you really just need to assign your jump twice and press both buttons as you hit the corner
Same with the room just after with the big gap
huh
If you jump twice at roughly the same time as you jump onto the corner of the spike platform, you get a tiny bit more height
Which is enough to clear the spikes
i dont feel like it's true that you get extra height from pressing jump twice
i think it depends on where and when you time the jump
something about jumping on/by the corner i think?
I think it’s called a cornerboost
i think corner boost is when you dash past a corner and jump at the right time, i dont know if it's the same principle for this
I think the way it works is that it pushes madeline up above the corner with the first jump, then does a full jump with the second jump, while also keeping the momentum you made while going towards the corner since you never really stop
Idk tech names really
you get corner boost if you, for example, dash towards an upper corner and grab jump at the correct time
i know there's some tech with just jumping but idk how that one works
These jumps also need to be really close together, hence why you need two jump buttons
It’s funny how much movement tech appeared out of celeste spike collision being very easy to circumvent
okay i think some people do say the double jump thing
but i think i somehow did it without jumping twice, not sure
There’s another way of going about it, by jumping off the top platform and doing a perfect corner jump
But it seems way harder than the double jump method
Especially since you need to do another double jump in the next room to do a cpop
The one with the big chasm
maybe thats what i did lmfao
oh the next room is where you jump off the second wall as you pass it
yeah the names are confusing cpop means something else according to the internet
i think the thing youre saying is a "corner kick"
Iirc a corner pop is just when you jump off a wall as you pass the lower corner
Though maybe not?
I love tech names
i dont really see anyone using the term corner pop
All tech names in any game are ridiculous
theres ceiling pop
i think the method i was using was 5jump
Yeah
i love unnecessarily difficult solutions in celeste
I mean hey, they make a lot of stupid challenges and hard maps possible
I love how unnecessarily convoluted the movement is
sure but accidentally getting 5jump doesnt help me be better at tech
it just means i wasted more of my time jumping into spikes lmao
If throwing yourself at a brick wall repeatedly is what breaks it down then so be it
o7
I think I may have skill issue.
oh you don't even know
good luck :3
you may need it
I only know one thing
Aside from difficulty
Pointcrow wasn't too happy to find out either
Ah I was stuck on this one too
Is the solution wounce?
i think you're just meant to fling yourself off the last two blocks
as they come to a stop
on the top right block you dash right into it then while it pushes you, you jump left, which carries momentum all the way to the left
no wall bounces
a lot of the chapter is finding the “right” way to solve the rooms, because even though there are usually a lot of ways to solve them, knowing the best method and timing makes the chapter actually not that hard
Halfway done with Farewell
Wait
So glad there's a checkpoint though
1330 deaths so far on farewell
😔 🤚
Really struggling to Chain Wavedashes
I don't know what to do
I just can't seem to get my dash back for the 3rd platform
Why is that when I ask for help I end up doing it...?
Is it finally time for Dan... 
judging by when he's been playing the game, it might be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJIvHfzGjqo there's so much crossovers in this mod that I'm suprised there hasn't been a cease and desist letter
It's finally time! Are you excited? Crossover Collab releases soon!
Crossover Collab is a collaborative mod for the game Celeste (2018) that was developed over the course of the past 3 years. It will be free and available on GameBanana. We will release a tutorial on how to install the collab when it's out!
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Is it good time to mention RT still didn't finish the game?
I mean, why not now, for charity?
I think I missed it, but did RT mention if he's gonna ignore Celeste after climbing on its top?
Like, it IS an ending, but next chapters are still there
I mean if he did then I just kinda chill till the end of times
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- C E L E S T E M O U N T A I N - -
This memorial dedicated to those
Who perished on the climb
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Chapter 2 is my favourite part of Celeste, and this one little moment has stayed with me ever since I first played the game on release in 2018. After the intensity of facing Badeline for the first time, hearing her harsh words of criticism for yo...

