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hmmm
sadge
lightning, cold or fire
you get nice waifu who ruins maps for you
yeah, something like that
and then they can't detonate mines / traps
Should i just do standard
and don't give you more mine/trap damage
you can choose the damage based on the higher max ele res
oh so now they're prismatic
than have crit, flat spell, etc
There are some skitter looking specters afaik
it would be better if just highest ele res
not max res
idk where you'd even get minion max res
unless you mean YOUR max res
yep
If you are a new player I would just do regular Keepers League. It'll have the most items for trade and normal Path of Exile mechanics. It goes away in like 3 weeks but you should be enough time for you to get familiar with the game a little bit before next league . Francia is a special harder event with more difficulty mods, new kind of balance but not really concept the sentences that they didn't use but gave us for limited events to have fun with and a alternative to the end game mapping tree using items instead of points on your end game mapping skill tree
i am very down for more transfigured minion variants
they are not very down for transfigured auras however
and skitterbots happens to be one
Oh they are an aura skill huh
Do i still get to play the campaign in keepers
ig smite of divine judgement is a trans aura skill nvm it literally gets rid of the aura
yes
leagues (like keepers) are the same game with just fresh economy / characters and some optional new league mechanics
standard is like the base offering
leagues are base + extra
campaign is never optional 😄
I wish campaign was optional
when keepers ends some of the things it introduced become part of the base game
throw me in the endgame
so in 3.28 you will still get to play with some of these 3.27 mechanics
but the main reason really is just economy
standard economy is a dumpsterfire
$5 campaign skip after first completion
leagues are fresh and active and worth doing
I wonder if async has helped any
of course
but its not going to make worthless stuff suddenly worth more
What class should I play
new player experience in standard as far as trade goes is ass
yes even with 2 weeks left theres uh concurrent 10k players
witch you said no?
okay you've played poe2 so you know sort of how path of exile is
oh yea wait nvm u said witch earlier
witch kinda rly strong this league
witch has a lot of builds
lots of choices for builds
(give him some leaguestarters with it)
A short list of places to find builds for new players:
Maxroll.GG's leaguestarter buildguide section has high quality build guides
If you are more into video guides, a playlist by the youtuber Zizaran, he also has a bunch of other video guides for new players.
A collection of minion build guides created/ curated by GhazzyTV
You can also always find popular builds on the Builds section of Poe.ninja, but those aren't really guides, just snapshots of live player builds without any explanation for what makes them good or not good.
good bot
manni got ignite reap on maxroll
and there is some pdot reap on mobalytics
these should be comfy
where is da teaser...
There are a few factors:
1.This is the most important one, but it depends on patch notes.
2.Do you like clear speed or bossing?
3. What flavor of said skill do you typically like in games
I did but.... they all look good ngl
9 minutes
gotta pick one
but yes what is your desired playstyle
Anime wizard
tellin u we meetin exarch's dad
Fock it i said witch im going witch and sticking with it
alright i believ ein you
Witch good
that's fine lol
occy for pops, ele for a good build, and necro if you like minions
but yea +1 to elementalist being the ascend rn
I prio pops personally 
thank god i got in map after level up, maps with deflect are so unplayable
cant wait for it to be gutted
to unplayable
occy pops are crazy loud
reflect?
idk, i'm on diff language
i fear quadruple tap to herald tats, hive ring, elemnatlist and pbod itself
I would also add to saboteur some node buffing the spell based on the ki ND of weapon they are using
ig herald tat nerf is kinda justified with current toys and hive ring just cannot stay in current form
but ele and pbod honestly feel fine :/
Whats good beginner for witch
if they nerf pbod without compensating for casters
idk
need to play a Herald of ice friendly build sometime. I don't care if it's not good 25% mana reservation is worth that shatter sound.
its on them
can also check on mobalytics phys dot version, feels superior to me but guide is kinda mess
I played this
fun build though I dunno if it's better than phys tbh
the hive ring really pops it off
at the point you cooking with hive you rly should swap to pbod heralder imo
cfever + double fbl respite looks like vibe
oh forgot about corrupting fever
pbod is too mainstream
no dot cap for me
not like build uses it any 
with the tree staying I assumed all of them

i dunno
well will they add the ones that aren't even in the game yet?
the datamined ones
where teaser???
theres so many options but it feels like bloat when replicas exist
Les Monstres Renvoient {0}% des Dégâts physiques/élémentaires?
hold on
what if what if
foulborn replica items???
breach heist
you go through a hive and steal their hive shit
come on, where's teaser
just like GGG intended
godamnit now i have to read poe2 lore wtf is an arbiter of ash
thats the main boss dude
he’s the big boss
Fun Floor Patterns the Boss.
dance dance revolution even
Assbiter of ass
The fight has both corridors and circles.
i got that part i meant literally anything lore wise
jijigpt what is the lore
like where does he come from, why do we fight him, what is he?
why do you need it
precursors
KEKL
holy shit bbd reference
cuz i like lore
that took a while
the cosmic lore in poe 1 goes very hard
great job
Fella locked inside a big building with keys obtained from various other boss encounters?
Better open the door, what could go wrong?
Will the next league still have foulborns?
I thought initially he was one of the precursors, but then we got the precursor mtx and its some robots
I am pretty sure he was preparing a nuke
sooo
yea
not even lvl 100
can finally take alira to cap res
put your back into it
i heard maraketh expansion, and endgame revamp
therefore i assume we meeting exarch's dad
cuz the monk dudes who showed up after the winter of the world had a descry and were scared of the cleansing fire
thats where innocence stole his idol from
but then i read there's another fuckwit based on fire named the arbiter of ash who's supposedly old af and also has a descry
now this dude apparently caused thye cleansing but he's also before exarch
but also part of the planet and not the atlas
so what the fuck
reminder ggg retconned a lot of stuff with poe 2
exarch is baby mode of the cleansing fire, it serves a master named the progenitor
so its hard to make out wtf is actually going on
They say murader is a good first class for beginners its hard to pick
brother u spent so long picking a class u could be done act 2 by n ow
roll a die
label 1-6
go
does atlas even exist in poe2 lore
/roll
ahh ok
who is beast
yeah well that and they can fuck off
Tell that to my brain 🧠
hey brain you chose witch
stop retconning lore that nobody has figured out in the first place
its alread ya massive mishmosh of fuckery nobody understands and thats all i want to do
Fine
is because its bad
it wasnt bad just a cool mystery
who on GGG does storyboard
so they are stitching it all together
like we already have a fire dude we need to introduce to the game why the fuck did we stick in another random ass fucker with a descry
i don't even know what a descry is
dying laughing at how many ips this applies too
the big yeller symbol of exarch that innocence changed slightly and uses too
I'm reading a 40k book right now and yes lol
how do people make spectres survive in t16 maps lmao
anything post female custodes I'm ignoring so I got a nice end goal for this series
based
also why the fuck are the threats to wraeclast smaller as the years went by
or at least stalled them
ay wtf Baran is Kiracs brother
honestly the exile mc feels like the biggest threat around if I were kirac
especially witch
witch is unhinged true
poe1-> we literally have world ending gods from space that want to destroy us
poe2-> 30 yrs later we have a dude from wraeclast himself who's a weaker bitch than existential gods that do the same shit but was never mentioned and not a threat before because reasons
good times create weak men
you know whats even funnier
= weak vellains
have you seen the arbiter cutscene?
no i never played poe2 past the release season
right after you beat arbiter the world soul is stolen by yet another dude
no one has ever heard of before
I think it has to do with precursors
we're wow now whoopie the planet is alive
how do you steal the world's soul
he refers to the planet as she
well its a medium sized rock
did it come from the well of souls
for fuck sake why that would have been perfect
there is like no connection as far as I can tell
stupid
he is
isnt he just from the same time
the lightless are golems created by kulemak
why they demons den
or its like mother soul
aul traded a golem to kulemak in exchange for power
kulemak turned that golem into kurgal the lich by infusing it with souls
and then created the lightless army from there
piragon is one of them crystal gals
yeah idk im stuck now with lore and im not gonna get over this unless its some bullshit repeat of poe1
can the exile con channel be 1 | exilecon for the sake of consistency
we dont even an idea of how it will go down
in canon
since all endings rn
are temporary
so lore shifts
go dm the mods
"Let fear of the void... Control you... So She may be reborn"
"A plague-born... Hungry for Her milk... Yet ruthlessly pillaging her... Of all she could give"/"Foul belligerent gods... Ascendants of the feeble... Cursed Her supple flesh... and mind"/"Corruption plagues... and Her wounds worsen... The cleansing foretold is.. preordained"
he have a god from inside the planet thats like a primordial being of wraeclast who's ideals are order, and cleansing with fire using a descry
and we have a big bad god from space who's existed since the dawn of time, who's ideals are..... order and cleansing with fire using a descry
but the big bad space god has never and cannot come to wraeclast...hence why he sent exarch
but exarch is recent and only came after maven + the defeat of the elder....
so why the fuck they're the same?
Bought it stopping at one of those crystal gal targeted places in the mountains yes
everything had those descrptions on it. I just picked it up cause it was pretty and the pyrite was too expensive
Purple is my fav color
it’s a wicked crystal
coincidence
0/10 writing if so
hey man, great minds think alike
big fire dude in the sky thought the same thing big fire dude in the earth
maybe the god from inside a planet has been retconned
but down to using the same fuckin symbol ?
and now its mother soul
ok now that's pushing it a lil bit
every boss just has the same ideals as Thanos
lmao
pruning
and thanos was stupid
exarch
isn't that innocences sigil
its similar but not the same ig
innocence symbol was canonically ripped from the exarch symbol
Well innocence is associated with cleansing fire
All of the bosses like the exarch we fight are just servants of their greater fucked up cosmic deity
maxarius used the fear of the first time the cleansing fire visited wraeclast to establish his religion
bbbut only one npc per association is allowed!
and we're the servant of maven
and kirac is the servant of us
he's prob scared shitless of us man
thats my whole point right now
the arbiter is not
and cant be
well, when you are in a presence of a person who can wipe the floor with gods and cosmic deities...
arbiter is a creation by the precursors, they definitly have encountered the cleansing fire
all proven "god killers"
When I first came back after missing like 7 leagues someone lied to me and said the endgame had a cutscene where he kills you and that leads into the poe 2 storyline 
where and how u learn that
its in the game
aw godamnit
ohhhh yeah so true
this guy knows his lore
arbiter and the mother soul were created by the precursors
i dont wanna play the shitty game
I am not sure if arbiter was created?
https://www.poewiki.net/images/f/f9/The_Envoy.png
My favorite npc besides Tujen and Rog and Kirac and Zana
I am also interested as to who is the guy who fights him
whats the timeline on that
it's hard to be mad at that guy
I like when Envoy just randomly shows up in your map and lore dumps some insane cosmic horror onto you
itd be so funny if the envoy just threw shade at us like the trialmaster
dont shoot the messenger envoy
We got enough mean npcs man faustus is such a jerk this league
I dunno why he's rich af off the taxes we pay
so is he a golem/lightless?

precursors know all kinds of whacky stuff
they terraformed the earth
fair, but he's def a creation and not like an ascencded god or smth ?
they def knew stuff
yes
ok cool that clears a little up, not a ton but a little
wether its a creation from scratch or some sort of mutated being is unknown
It's wild how the Trial of the Ancestors had at least 20+ minutes of fully voiced lore dumps from npcs and that's just gone

I loved hearing the karui gods and goddesses shit talking each other
????????
in poe2
the lore reason is that utula is refusing to participate thats why the trial cannot continure
It's quite funny currently because you get there and Navala informs you that the trial is on hold due to a labour dispute.
nvm arbiter doesnt have 4 arms
technically his wings?
no way 
xdd
the dude in the middle of the corridor
I am 99% sure its him
and others of his race all around
turned to ash
the pretrified dudes in worship of arbiter also look exactly like the dudes from archnemesis
wich is interesting
damn he had worshippers
that means the ones fleeing after the winter of the world are most likely worship him and not exarch/progenitor
hm i cannot find a proper picture of the petrified dudes from archnemesis
and chicken leg seems to be made from one of those arms
but they 100% have the same arms
yh its almost certain this guy caused the fire that lead to the winter of the world
but we also dont know the cannon timeline of when we fight arbiter so 
I still think winter of the world was caused by precursors missmanaging terraforming tech
spooky
wait do u fight him in the past or present
or maybe someome tempered with it
we dont have that
as I told you
we dont know
the atlas we have is in a suspended state where its not really canon
current endgame is in a limbo between past and present lore wise
we will only know on 1.0 release
aw fuck sake
considering we also have the literal corpse of kalandra in the atlas, im guessing its present
like current current atlas is "modern" times
wait what
where we just failed to stop the beast
yes she offed herself to escape the mirror... or atleast one version did
last atlas was the past
what do u mean last atlas
alva says "help me bring him into the temple"
and I am pretty sure they talk about it
and the dudes we had as vendors
yeah but that was the non canon ending
thats what I am saying
and now atlas is in the present
where we just failed to stop the beast
and u just like discover this while mapping?
ah
there is a unique map thats literally a reflection of the lake in the overworld
with kalandras body hanging from a tree at the end
and the mirror broken
and she says something along the lines of "break the image to escape the prison"
or does she have like a literal broken mirror beside her
the screen breaks
ah shit
also yes theres a literal mirror of kalandra on the same tree she hangs from
but broken
well isnt there supposed to be two of them
yes
or something
good and bad
Good thing poe2 lore isn't canon
Or explain how atziri lost a boob
surgery
the bad one was in kalandra league shittalking u in the mirrors we went to
kalandra does talk to you while doing the map, but she talks to the player
the mother soul
Fair
medium sized rock
tf
also dude got himself a throne

i didnt know that
Assbiter
asslesia
googly briefly alleged there was 4 arbiters
Real
not that i know of
might be a misunderstanding with the fourth edict
sec
nvm its from a post of some dude going "what if there was 4"
all of y'alls knowledge of poe lore could go into a book
since there is the arbither of ash
and not just the arbiter
so maybe
all great theories come from dudes like him who sometimes turn out right
there is like a 100 page document
i was just thinking if there was 4 of fire/frost/storm/ruin then that's literally breachlords
https://www.reddit.com/r/pathofexile/comments/1poxzo5/lore_compilation_update_for_poe_327_poe_ii_04/
You need this!
I just wish ggg would finally clarify on timelines with edicts and winter
how was phrecia the second time yall
or more precisely fall of precursors
they cant lol
I feel like a lot of missunderstanding is from that
this is the mother soul without the burning
i had fun
medium sized rock
its kinda curious, arbiter talks about abusing mother soul or the planet
and thats what precursors did
maybe he did cause the thing
now that I look at him
he is kinda like ugh
one of the abyss dudes
why does he have a halo
what about that big old hand thing that grabs xesht
I think people theorize he kills himself?

might also be chalupa
kulemak's bitch 100%
poor chap died for nothing
i doubt he has anything to do with any of the entities we already know, but yes he has a lightless theme to him
weird fellas
wym
its interesting how they are of the same race seemingly
kulemak is a precursor/from around that time
literally sealed in the core of the planet (you fight arbiter very far below ground as he's precursor and the dragon comes from BELOW"
speaks like a lightless -> serves a new master (kulemak)
kulemak had his divine spark stolen and is very weak and needs a new source of power
yeah can be
honestly this whole timeline fuckery could be caused by whatever zana is doing right now
she canonically has fiddled with the timelines already and im 95% sure eagon is young sirus
What he gets for being a Christian.
would be an interesting way to explain the version of the atlas we get
kinda like
they are all canon
yeah its sirus or her son with sirus from a timeline where he didn't go batshit imo
the current poe2 atlas is literally just traveling over wraeclast, but also literally nobody mentions the old atlas, so im guessing zana straight up deletes the atlas from the timeline
so did the precursors
or primevals not sure
one of the old races had influence over the flow of time
pretty sure they are synonimous at this point
just seperated by time
like an ancient egypt type of deal
fair
the edicts such as arbiter or the weird ass spear that can destroy corruption and divinity are all "backup plans" created by the precursors for their own experiments
New timeless jewels for abyssal/precursor/primeval
Any canadians ever try this? Ive been meaning to buy it for awhile
im almost certain they are gonna end up revealing that divinity itself was synthesised by the precursors
naw who buys syrup in a drum
and one of the edicts is burning the world
wait a sec
maybe humans are one of the experiments
yeah the mothersoul itself is the edict
just a hydrogen bomb
asking if a canadian has tried maple syrup
arbiter does kinda look like eater
does he?
yet arbiter talks about the world as if its alive
kinda yeah with the wings at least
This is how a canadian party starts

naw we buy the glass bottles
i mean, arbiter might aswell have been made from the remnants of the cleansing fire and tangle when they first visited
no all poe lore
Reddit is two blocks down unc.
thats what im thinking ngl
blocked and reported
6 actually
and ******
or 4?
that's my line don't steal it wtf
arbiter is poe2 lore 🙄
none of the pics loading
sorry jijigpt
exarch can have these hands
the precursoirs got a view of the eater/exarch's masters and went "oh fuckin shit"
made the world soul which created divine sparks and allowed gods to exist to defend them (edict 1)
made the seed to stop the gods if it goes bad (edict 2)
made the spear to stop the seed if that goes bad (edict 3)
made the arbiter to stop the world if all else fails (edict 4)
and the fifth edict is the player
but i had to know who he is to speculate on poe1 lore
The lore of Path of Exile takes place on the cursed continent of Wraeclast, where the authoritarian Templar empire of Oriath exiles criminals and dissidents to die among ancient horrors. Long before the present era, the Eternal Empire, led by Emperor Chitus and guided by thaumaturgists like Malachai, harnessed virtue gems to channel arcane power, but their experiments triggered the Cataclysm that twisted the land, corrupted its people, and awakened nightmarish gods. As an exile, the player survives Wraeclast’s brutal wilds, confronting corrupted figures such as Dominus and Malachai while uncovering the truth about the Beast—an immense entity whose existence suppresses and distorts divine power. The journey eventually leads back to Oriath, where the High Templar and the god Kitava rise, and the exile’s actions shatter the seal on the ancient gods, unleashing them across the world. In the aftermath, the exile hunts and slays these awakened deities to restore balance, leaving Wraeclast forever scarred by cycles of ambition, corruption, and eldritch power.
boom there's the complete poe lore in 5 sentences
do better
no
nop
i aint want to chatgpt abbridged bs
i wanna know why the arbiter hates his mother
thats not the lore, thats a synopsis
he dont
he hates corruption and humans
he also says "contaminated again"
the "mother soul" is the fourth edict btw, not arbiter
arbiter is just the guardian
thats the mother soul
ah
does it take centuries to load?
its a cycle
yea but if his purpose is to launch the nuke
and it happened again
then he presumably launched a nuke before
yes
i think arbiter had no way of escaping til we opened up the precursors structure
thats prob what happened to the ezomytes
then what are the people around him
how did the 4 arm guy get to him
how did he know of corruption
tom, fred, detlef and bob
Approximately half of POE lore is, "the world would have been fine if you just stop unlocking sealed doors"
so true
precursors made arbiter and gods
-> ezomytes went what the fuck fuck you no we have natural gods and declared war
->precursors said fuck u we made an inferno of a person
I think he was already preparing
->goodbye first ones
to nuke
left or right, help me pls, i cant sleep and it's already 4 am now 
middle
like this doesnt imply the locked door was any obstacle to him
okay, tks guys now i can finally fall in sleep
im assuming ur using dissolution so the regen n shit doesnt really matter much

regen matters for bloodbarrier
no, not dissolution
superior way to play dissolution
yeah but 6k is enough to fill barrier
I am about to ping the whole ggg team just so you guys can get your lore answers
I accept your sacrifice
im already unexcited about the league and gameplay itself so lore speculation is all i got mayne
<@&174997742261764096>
RiP he will not be missed
bro how long till new league
do i have time to make it to poe2 endgame to learn this crap before it
fuck
Oh for sure
fsfs
doesn't look like that ping even works
fuck off that this is the one thing making me wanna play the game again
yes
2 months until 0.5. Three weeks until 3.28
ye it's just a lil prank
red bird spotted it worked 
yet you are here 
viper can u answer me this
sometimes I am here 
riddle me this, batman
honestly, going slow and reading all the lore stuff is a very fun way to do the poe2 campaign
have exarch/eater or their masters w/e ever interacted with wraeclast before eater got deaded?
if kripp says he is interested in the story and lore that means you got something right
literally the thing making me update poe2 is that poe1 has lore gaps
kripp was also like the diablo guy
thats either brilliant or stupid and i love hate it
if he has good things to say about a game i generally trust him
and he skipped everything
well we can also thank kripp for the league cycle
caught
act 4 is amazing for lore ngl
also campaign got so fucking easy in poe2 at this point, they nerfed everything like 6 times since 0.1
do you still think its a fake atziri 
yh i put 400 hrs into first season cuz i really like doing sehkemas and it was new
banned from poe1 channels
try me bitch
wdym fake, im saying its not concurrent with the established lore.. atall
I cannot answer that sorry
because you arent allowed or because you dont know 
cuz u dont know or cuz the lorekeeper will whip you
and now he will fuck off
without answering
"I cannot answer that sorry"
PAG
I stopped using steam just to not see how much time I've sunk into this game
6k hours bankstanding experience pog
hardware prices are through the roof now
yh i need new ram and fuckin waited too long
i upgraded my pc on christmas after using the same pc for 12 years... with an HDD
need new everything
yall turn your pc off??
my friend was building a new pc JUST as ram prices spiked, like he ordered his kit under a week before prices doubled
Needs more maple syrup
needs 32gb ram
honestly at this point might help
same
and another friend and my brother upgraded like 3-5 months before
lul
you mean bios version or what
no motherboard
mine's msi
hwinfo is a good tool
ryzen = amd processor
yeh i use intel processor and msi motherboard
yerp
what the fuck is going on with the channels
wdym?
only thing thats messed up rn is the #exilecon-1 channel lol
they were being moved up and down for some reason, no idea
guys move to canada its great, we have awesome electronics prices and fantastic internet speeds
promise
but milk in bags
WHY WOULD U PUT IT IN A BOX THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
wdym doesn't make sense
why put liquid in cardboard
juice can be in a box so milk can as well
but its not cardboard
its like
lined cardboard
so all the plastic chemicals can get in
i mean i guess, and if i were buying like a small drink for on the go then that makes sense
ofc, normal cardboard is garbage at fluid storage
but for milk at home? just weirdge
and what are bags made of 
im not buying a little, im buying a lot
the bags are made of bag
how much is a lot
just buy a cow
the default when u buy milk here is 3 bags come together
imagine having your own cow that would be sick
is 3 bags equivalent to 1 gallon
1.3l each or 4l total
ugh freedom units
I mean
idk what that means in freedom
thats 1 gallon
here we usually buy 0.5L to 1.5L at once
1.05669 gallons
yeh see we buy 3 times as much on avg
what a waste
i usually get a box with 6 cartons 1L each
thats a lot of milk bro
what do u mean
I can go through a gallon of milk in like a week EZ
u would have like 4 cartons of milk if u got the same amount
plastic for the big bag, plastic for the small bag, plastic for the container
i'd say a gallon of milk for a week yeah
4 boxes of plastic leaded cardboard is equally as much trash
for a family of four
four wtf
Hi guys... I need your help with next league... I loved old breach but I just watched a video saying that new breach is coming core... Is there any mechanic that is similar to it? I played PoE actively only for last 2 leagues and first league I only ran breach, now I was doing Strongboxes and Harbies, but none of those are as fun as old breach was... I will most likely play Flicker strike
no
not at all
idk i go through 3 bags a week
how do you drink a whole gallon
they are small plastic bags
cereal?
gallon a week is not crazy at all tbf
usually just glass of milk/chocolate milk sometimes cereal
maybe if you go to the gym all the time
yeh cereal every morning, use it in cooking, baking
if you do cereal or some form of milkshakes regularly then its not a lot
and make your own protein shakes
ocassional drink
i just really like milk
i am a skinny ass mf
my bones weak
bullshit
it's not bullshit
plastic leaded cardboard is not recyclable
well then that's not the material used here
bro is calcium deficient 
cartons are certainly not well recyclable thats true
we are even instructed to put them together with plastic not paper
There's internal lining made of plastic
yeh so unless ur literally tearing that out
yeah, cans have that too
its not recyclable
It's made out of wood fiber(?) and the inside is made out of plastic that's made from renewable plant based materials
tbf most of the stuff we think is getting recycled is really not
only aliminium and maybe glass gets properly recycled
A new league needs to come out, we got people arguing over plastic in here lol
its all because of those damn microplastics in our brains smh
Here you can see yourself saying it's bullshit
yes cuz i read renewable as recyclable
🙄
literally all plastic is renewable
its made from plants
same as all wood
we just grow more
Damn and somehow it is bullshit 🙄
do you guys want to try the gallon milk challenge with me
drink a whole gallon in an hour
im personally not a fan of diarrhea sir
That…. Doesn’t sound hard..
bro he actually did too i swear
But also the boxes are 100% recyclable
nah
Yah
caught in the crossfire
"Recycled carton is used to make kitchen paper rolls, for example. The aluminium in carton packages is also recycled."
Why would you soak it
lets just all drink milk from a mug
pizza
and have a pleasant jolly time
cuz u put a pizza on it thats literally oozing grease
neither am i
?
but like that doesnt rlly matter
pizza is greasy
nno matter the pizza
You sound like one with that 5lb of grease comment
whoa
bro have u never looked inside a pizza box after finishing it
exile do something
I have
then how tf do u question the grease
jiji eats ethical vegan pizzas
what the fuck are u getting some gluten free pan searced vegan organix pizza?
yeah ok thats literally the dryest pizza box i have ever seen
the fuck
If it ain’t greasy you ate bread sticks with toppings. lol
that's the normal pizza box here
where the fuck do u live
i mean, lots of places line the box with aluminium foil which helps against grease
Finland
oh
what kind of toppings does finland eat
because theres people in sweden that put corn on pizza and stuff and it doesnt sit right with me
fins, duh
yeah ok maybe u guys are just a little more health centered than the rest of us idk
corn very good on pizza
meat, cheese, jalapenos, paprika, olives, egg, fish, vegetables uhh whatever
whatever you can think of tbh
seems good
man mine's always just basic bacon pepperoni cheddar and green peppers
yeah that's like the normal pizza here -bacon usually tho
like pepperoni cheese is probs one of the most common combos
remind me to go to finland for pizza at some point
yeah pepperoni or ham + mushrooms are the usual combos here in poland
It was meh, new place I tested
finally someone buy my shit but with 3 days left smh
ah its just always dominoes for me 
well that makes sense
isn't dominos an USA brand
so ofc the pizzas are greasy xdd
that looks good besides the cinnamon bun lookin stuff is scaring me
it is
the white stuff? it's https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smetana_(dairy_product) this
yeh that
tbf italian pizzas have lotta oil on em too
yh the only other time i have pizza is when my italian buddy makes it lmao
looks so weird
ye I know I am just joking around with the USA thing
thin thin thin, everything is thin even the meat
and its cut into like 4 instead of 8
and i feel like i need to eat it with a fork and knife
but still greasy
yeah italians put like 1 liter of oil per pizza
so anyways when are we going to the oriath pizzeria
dictatorship pizza, so its basically italian
i want karui pizza
so you want magma on your pizza
karui pizza sounds like Hawaiian pizza
literally what i was picturing lmao
me and the lads hitting einhars pizza after the map 🔥
meatlovers
is the only option he serves
one of my local places puts peaches on hawaiian pizza 
it has both
Pineapple on pizza is not bad.
i dont like the peach, but overall the spot is good, and more importantly cheap and not a chain brand
off with his head
i thought it was celebratory pizza for todays teasers
too poor for pizza
what the fuck
thats expensive
it costs me like 22 CAD to get a large pizza delivered
which is like 15 in america cuz we have monopoly money
i buy a family pizza
whenever i order
fuck me my money sucks
twice lower price if you buy from unnamed class of not-so-citizens
50e is like 2 poe supporter packs
damn i just realized i only pay like 5 bucks more for a pizza than i do for a pack of smokes
?
maybe i change habits and just get fatr
here we consider pizzas expensive when they get past like 15€ equivalent for a family sized one 
i usually order a pizza, special ocassions etc
so more fees
no more old breach? 
correct
merc no core? 
how would we know
not a chance


