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it's about a woman who's bad at taking drugs
true
nah schlock is like uh
shylock
pretty good movie
slightly trashy
yeah it's awesome
have you seen any Altman stuff?
I watched 3 Women a few days ago it was very Lynchian
I've not
I rec The Long Goodbye and McCabe & Mrs. Miller
both fantastic
The Long Goodbye has the coolest mf of all time on screen
for its entire duration
McCabe & Mrs. Miller too, just look at his fucking drip
Havent seen this movie, but blade is cooler
arguably Blade is as cool as Philip Marlowe
i watched haneke's cache recently though
never forget that wesley snipes was so high for the whole of the filming of blade trinity that he stopped answering to his own name
great movie
I can imagine
Movie or tv show?
movie
have u watched phantom of the paradise
doesn't sound familiar
I'll look it up
wtf
musical horror comedy. yeah this is 100% not for me
I tried watching that other one
Rocky Horror Picture Show
and I turned it off after like 20 mins
rip
fun movie
Each clip have with a separate baggie wtf š
pretty good one
has some issues but decent
DO YOU READ SUTTER CANE
i have a bunch of EA keys. is there any problem for me if i just give them away they dont link to me in anyway? some guy from vietnam want one.
XD
yea its just an access code
you only see that it was used
my code now
thanks reported
thanks reported
how is the starter selection going ? 
might wanna play something niche
for fun
covering fire looks funny as a leaguestart build
but yeah its either that or chronomancer
you mean Supporting Fire of tactician?
yeah
just playing that as a command skill
or I could play crossbow bells with combo :0 on martial artist
i dont have high goals so if its something funny i might play it
doesnt work.
bells only come out on martial shit
martial artist permafreeze + fragmo rounds. trust
what do you mean, it's fucking tuesday
I think fitz is too cooked
What a week huh
It can be a weekend if you want
I have watched a couple veritasium videos and now I need to nap to cool off my head 
@torpid temple leave me alone
https://youtu.be/yx2YuoAnwlQ
This looks fun
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stalker 2?
gamma
Maybe I should do a rerun of gamma
did it get any recent updates?
ye there was a big new patch recently
a bit vibecoded alife+ thats really damn fun
multithreading so game runs a lot better
oh nice
and armour rework across the board
bun privileges revoked
fits home
Erm its actually bnnuy 
Framed #1537
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@timber karma try to have a better film taste than me
every time you send me these it's some hot garbage
you're garbage

Framed #1537
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https://framed.wtf oh ok lmao
what the fuck
haven't watched any monty python stuff
WEEWOOWEEWOO GOOBER ALERT
I'm about to make a room temp IQ move and turn on the oven to cook a pizza
do you normally cook it with the oven turned off
it wasnt a hot garbage
this time around
It's just that it's 34C outside rn
yeah for a change
and 29C inside
well ovens don't emit heat anyway
sausage, onions, mushrooms, peppers
well
you can build combo
on bow/crossbow attacks
and then weapon swap to quarterstaff + place bell + weaponswap back
to proc the bell
mmm okay will see what meat I can get
penis joke
Saturday: You wanna fight and die for Greenland.
Sunday: There are like 8 hypothetical hells and you live in the 9th one.
Monday: People who don't have autism can just fuck right off.
Tuesday: I literally haven't a clue about anything that's going on about anything anymore. But I go my own way and pretend that was the plan all along.
with this
mods uly keeps making penis jokes
Yeah you could.
I did a Test Run Till mid a3 and the Setup i had.
Looked decent.
Shitty bow from A2 start and still rocked big copium on the gloves for the build + freeze triggering the defence node
my top pizza toppings are 50/50 mozza/medium cheddar, onions, minced 50/50 pork/beef, bell pepper, olives. Sometimes I add german salami asw
Yeah it Looks interesting but can you Hit Bell with ranged attacks?
If i recall falsely they removed it in 0.2 or something
minced chicken is surprisingly good asw, havent tried it on pizza yet though
30 kgs of chorizo
that laundry spell from frieren would be so handy for me
since im lazy to do laundry
Laundry is easy, put in wash, hang on rack, wait a day or two
in this weather more like 5 minutes
More like make sure u have detergent, put in half because all of clothes dont fit, wait, then turn on drying then wait, then hang up and repeat for 2nd half
Gets annoying
Sounds like a skill issue
Also don't use a dryer unless you literally have nowhere to rack it, wildly inefficient
But we're talking about an activity that takes like maybe 20 minutes in three stages.
Dont forget ironing
No i do both, because it will 1. dry for fucking ages, 2. might get a weird smell if its humid and dries super slow
If you have a million clothes then u can afford having stuff siting around drying for 2 days
just get more clothes
dry her? woha
Drying for two days? Do you live in the Amazon river?
Send money
Yeah , I got a dehumidifer for winter cause it would take two days otherwise.
Now in summer it's like overnight dry
Put in wash
Wait 2-3h
Put in dryer
Wait 2-3h
Done
dryers badge
spend all the money on the dryer, wonder why electricity bill is so high
can't tumble dry a lot of clothes anyway
Spray da bebby
It depends how often you wash.
I do my clothes bi-weekly
Ah yes, the easily distinguishable bi-weekly
holy 
thats a scary creature
is a possum
Possumbly
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lol
What is so funny lil bro
hate that it's a lottery here whether u get an old tram or a newer one
old ones don't even have ac

There's a joke in swedish saying: when the swiss trains get old they go to germany, when the german trains get old they go to sweden, when the swedish trains get old they go to switzerland
I think the non-AC trains got like 99% phased out in stockholm now though
All trains in Germany have ac.
If it works is another question
Same with toilets but they aint on every train
Tbf, I'm not 100% sure the modern trains have any form of advanced AC. It's not that common in Sweden. But I would be a bit surprised if they didn't have anything
Just thinking of subway and commuter rail, the long distance trains probably vary by price
Sweden is sparsely populated, so trains are much needed and probably underused at the same time. Meaning you can't get expensive trains everywhere, I would assume
woah
waow
Cuties
let us know when we can go eat it
ahh
sentences to kill an italian on the spot
kimchless
mastini pls less hot
wimd does exist
ok polmo med
indeed
i've had this job over a year lol
my home is mor ul rek
applying for mortgage stuff and my bank autofilled that
bought kimchi from some ukrainian shop to try, shit ain't even spicy and doesn't taste much like kimchi
sigh
bold of them to think i'll retire before 90
what did you expect buying ukrainian kimchi
shut up I don't have any korean shops
this is why i love my dehumidifier
4p an hour, clothes dry in 3 hours but with that nice outside breeze texture
it's awesome
Allow me to borrow this picture
my home will be inferno jad soon 
26 sounds too fun

best I can get is the jongga bagged kimchi shredded
that has to be better than whatever you bought this time
CANT WAIT for the ingame PC to come
time to rub da cabbage
yip
why is my pov me looking at some old man rubbing a cabbage raw
you are in the kimchi making class and he's the instructor
why does this instructor loses cabbages every 2 episodes tho
do I just skip the shrimpies
dehumidifier means running pipes, thats effort
who up runnin they pipes
man about to receive a thrown brick:
no
wym pipes
just get one with a water tank
well I have an AC, so no point getting another machine to do it, though it would mean not having to run pipes
Very tempted to just finally buy that mobile split ac
dew it
Wut didnt you just say dryer is expensive?
dryer? i hardly know er
I value my comfort over saving a a day or two drying washing
Demo never had freshly dryed clothes in winter
huh my clothes dry in like 18h just being in apartment
Mine takes 6-18 hours
wash in afternoon and they are more or less dry next morning
Sometimes I can wash during morning and it's ready by evening
-2 low effort

today was a nice day we had 27degrees outside
Damn that's an angle
damn thats a bibi
Damn that's a hotkis
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i wouldve said something but i think mods wouldnt like it
too spicy for the chat
habibi?
this looks nice
Oh hey that 007 game is out
oh it mean mine is better because 32c at the day and 29c at the night
Humidity? 84%
Time of naked body lol
buddy told me it's 30c over there, and it's still may too 
the planet is doomed
be nice if it hurried up about it
2050 speedrun, trust
can't wait for 40c
need to buy some hat for the sun I suppose
34°C here 
Thankfully today is supposed to be the hottest day and it will start to cool down after
my AC is struggling to keep it 26
Service your AC smh
pretty sure you can't get portable ones service
yea fuck you too buddy
ok well first item i pick up is csection never mind unfuck you
died to deli but who cares godhead baby
holy molyntle
slightly easier than tlost
i didn't even try to rig that run
koizumi: i mean maybe it would be good to have peach be playable? so girls have someone to play as!
ļøļø
ļøļømiyamoto: i want to fuck catgirl peach so fucking bad
Quoting ms. chaddghostal (@ChaddGhostal)
ļø
okay Miyamoto

Damn my lazy bum should get back into making Art as hobby
wow, teasing the dog
@terse pawn https://www.kkinstagram.com/p/DYdCstHTR2g/
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An RPG strategy-sim set in the world of Path of Exile where you play as an exile that's retired to a management position. Recruit exiles and kit th...
poe incremental login
Doesn't that exist(or used to atleast?) already
think so
t4s today
login
i guess we no longer get production prodigy for 100% craft rates
i'll miss that thing
mtf right before bottom surgery:
ha
Look at da lil gooba 
aaaa
why he screm
cause frog
don't think people miss it dum dum
chemists at the university of berkeley proposing the chemical symbol for the element with atomic number 105
that one took a while huh
fine pol gets a +2
i had to look up which university it was
dont need to miss it just a little melancholy
+1 because you took too long to type it out so I knew it was gonna be some bullshit
dont you dare
even crazier that it got renamed in honor of that one guy in #1āgeneral that makes a lot of builds
what
look up element 105
look up boobs
holy shit
rick and morty in 1997: wabba lub dubinium dubinium

i'm sorry i have to
on principle for mentioning rick and morty
know that it was a tough choice to make
yeah easy 
guy who downloads boob pics from magnific
bro actually googled boobs for this bit
w?
AI boobs smh
you havent?

of course not i google penis like a true connoisseur
hvande prefers his home grown range free
Yeah
I just tested it
non caged free in the fields
you can grow your own if u want
way ahead of you i've been growing my penis since 1995
wtf
probably a twin i ate in the womb
guy who has a penis: please dont put me in the penis explosion chamber
wtf!
r/twosentencehorror
it's one sentence
the second is: boom
the second sentence horror comes from the -2 reply pol inevitably will do
oh god I hope I dont have to milk the creature's penis
the creature:
grandma 2.0
-2
uly guess what i did this afternoon
cookie clicker players 5 hours in:
have you lot been reading poe 2 general too much
audibly chuckled
lmao
lul
still doesn't get a +2 cus it's not your joke sadly
the new six dollar grandma
I dont need +2s, I have the mandate of heaven already
SIX DOLLAR GRANDMA SPECIAL
one can make a nasty sentence out of this
oh no theyre typing

Northernlion after saying anything and none of his friends respond in .5 seconds
QRT: m1rai5
saying a joke in vc and getting zero laughs
consort of the emperor right before her aunt brings soup as a gift:
hey vys wanna go painting

sussy
the paint isnt stinky dont worry
easiest april's fool floor
pol have you done delete this yet
no my reverse card pool is currently very cool and i don't want to pollute it yet
damn I hoped you didnt know about it
it's only fool, stars, lovers, judgment
it's great content
i've seen plenty of tmtrainer runs lol
challenges are the worst part of any savefile
GL with ultra hard
not because theyre hard because theyre boring
yeah i did a bunch of them for runes, tech 0.5, card against humanity
ultra hard is ez
its fun
though i was hardcore tainted losting for a while so i haven't done any new ones in a min
should probably actually do the fuckass guppy one where you're blindfolded with hairball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBJxW-umQkg finally I can show my favorite isaac clip of all time and have it be in context
sand flies? yeah, it does
bro doesn't even have the mod to turn all giga explosions into fart sounds
just return of the king extended directors cut
what genre
maybe watch a camrip of obsession
ive heard this new animated movie is pretty fun
I am kinda leaning towards hands free
The Sheep Detectives
nah probably finishing castration movie anthology
brian cranston voices a sheep there
see i was thinking the +17 on prestige would be like a base stat
but based on that chat it isnt
so ovl overrides it
that was my only consideration for prestige
hands free is now the pick
I have not
Oh if it's not then it's easy choice
out of polish ones I wanted to watch the hourglass sanatorium

and also three colours but that's french-polish technically
probably should then
mayhaps
car
a nyandai?

Its meowcedes
the meowcedes seems to be losing
honses arent helping with the power
athena i sent you something in the mail
Is it pipebomb

that would be nice, the mosquito would have some friends
https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DYFDLLaTOSe/ @timber karma
chatty lads
how very theatrical of you, making the pipebomb beep
heard UK record temp
yeah they keep track of that
enough anthrax to level a small town
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vysie you fool you sent the bees to athena and the anthrax to the beekeeper
onyo

why people in here try to bee sara
they're not very well beehaved
90 mins the perfect movie length
I miss the time of 90 minute movies
films just being like 2-2.5 hours min are quite annoying
and not 300 min or whatever
theres some movies which make the runtime work
but still
Yeah stuff like Lord of the Rings are fine being that long, but not all films ever
on the one hand, half the time I just want the movie to be 4h long, on the other hand half the time I get restless after 1h
I dont understand how I can not be diagnosed with ADHD
avgn jumpscare in the movie @crisp raven
wao
wao
š ±ļøames
i prefer the 67X days
and i thought i could out sara sara
whos beehaving?
i dont have any bees š
how could that bee
not meant to bee
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This is the greatest lego scandal of All Time
I love capitalism
Tl;dw?
charlie rants for x amount of minutes ig
Old man tried to sell $200k lego collection to cover his medical bills, made a contract with the store where they'd take a % comission. Store got taken over by corporate, says the contract isn't valid because it wasn't signed by the new person that runs it.
xdd in the chat
Can't sue because it would cost more than $200k for lawyers

I'm at 23mins out of 35 so idk if it was resolved yet
@terse pawn @timber karma you're so fucked https://vxtwitter.com/unicouniuni3/status/2059268143709872297
dam...
Wtf thats scared tail
master has not unlocked that mode yet
I saw frank lately do that
Very weird sight lmao
He was scared by a bird trying to get onto the balcony
Vid ended with the company getting sued in small claims, they defaulted on judgement and just closed the store instead of paying out anything
Apparenty there's part2 that's not released on yt yet
being just straight is shrimply boring
platypus
https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DYy5fyVMvX8/ daily manul 146/365
none shall be spared from his wrath :3
fats
smols
smol fats
you making it?
ye
you should get some thin cut soppressata
or even better shaved
at the place I worked at in Toronto, I got to put a pizza on the menu and it was just sauce, basil, mozza, thinly shaved soppressata and parmesan on top after it comes out
was super popular lol
Cooks better asw
It's the easiest way to determine if the pizza place is good or not - trying something simple
Yup, a tomato sauce I make has 5 ingredients and is super, super delicious
Then there's recipes like chicken korma that have 8 -12 spices, bunch of veggies and Cashews lol
I'm just gonna do this portuguese chorizo I bought and some bell pepper and onion
just do stuffed peppers
yeah stuff them again in the crust
stuff them peppers


+0
$+\frac{1}{2}$

that is a fat
ur a fat
knotter
im not a manul 
it's fine there's still time
what does that mean D:
don't worry about it
I'm being ragebaited by chatters ragebaiting a streamer. Why does every low elo player feel like they need to voice their opinion 
I am alive.
I got put under anesthesia. 
Time to play deadlock while zoned out. I bet I wouldn't get reported. 
that is at least 104 bricked enigmas, my god
122 actually, but 18 of them realized after the second rune and rage quit
(and counting)
That's my bad
I was adding Jah Ith Ber but then I realized I auto completed the emoji name and added Ist instead
so I removed Ist and added Ith
Kalguuran Gen Z
wait did multi just make everyone waste their jah runes
what
jah!
Wah?
ok i need more context
Context:
Multi wasted our jah runes
the fuck is a jah rune and etc etc etc
Juh š„
that's jah-ber-ith, which is the WRONG way to make the enigma runeword in diablo 2, one of the most valuable items in the game. the correct way is jah-ith-ber
ok.
Finland
doomscroll

TT wanted to play one more game and my champ gets banned and i the enemies mental boom so its a stomp
Fix the bike
I nap š









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