offtopic

[harsh coral]

https://i.imgur.com/3gB3I8d.mp4

[coarse yarrow]

why

you can always just watch something idk

[potent kettle]

Wasn't cat bastion a meme strat?

[void mist]

cause there's nothing else to play

[velvet phoenix]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/816817459985645629/1502753996010426529/image.png?ex=6a02d678&is=6a0184f8&hm=342dd3f620ba5e18b19fca70c9c719f2dcac181fea1dd3b42fc004178f807e18&

[reef gull]

i still cant see human there

thats clearly a dog

[velvet phoenix]

mfw takes effort to see the dog

[coarse yarrow]

it is

Looks like a collie

[coarse yarrow]

lies

[velvet phoenix]

evil

[coarse yarrow]

pov: you are making javascript

[reef gull]

ok i cant unsee the stupid guy face

gimme my doggo face back

[indigo topaz]

district heating install corpa severed my telco line

very cool

[coarse yarrow]

lmfao

how the fuck does that even happen

are they just blowing half the street up

oh well, cable gone, whatever

[indigo topaz]

nah the plans from the telco didnt have the cable where it actually was

very cool

[coarse yarrow]

Come again

didn't have plans

you live in fucking germany

[indigo topaz]

no they had the plans they showed them too

[coarse yarrow]

what do you mean there were no fucking plans

[indigo topaz]

but the cable wasnt where it shouldve been

[coarse yarrow]

again

you live in fucking germany

[indigo topaz]

yes do you think we dont have idjets

[coarse yarrow]

shouldn't there be like 25 different plans

[pine basin]

ay boss, what plant has rainbow roots

[coarse yarrow]

showing the exact location where the cable is

[wise arrow]

damn

[indigo topaz]

apparently not this time around

[wise arrow]

you can preorder the opo find ultra 9 in the uk now

£1449

[indigo topaz]

the exavator guy just said the cable is so old that surely wasnt the comm lines

[wise arrow]

yeah nty

[coarse yarrow]

with 25 different reference points including black holes, the sun, schroeddingers cat, and more

[indigo topaz]

think again, old german village style

[pine basin]

Germoney bureucracy in shambles

or blame the [insert eastern european country] contractor

[indigo topaz]

no the contractor is good

[pine basin]

the one who originally installed the cable

[coarse yarrow]

maybe the contractor was romanian

[indigo topaz]

they do everything by the book so i just blame telekom

[coarse yarrow]

and needed some copper

[indigo topaz]

that probably also was telekom guy back in the olden days

[compact scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/ea-nasir-eanasir-copper-live-reaction-ancient-history-gif-9022442934948268787

[indigo topaz]

anyway got upgraded to unlimited 5g

so i am now very technologia

[compact scaffold]

all's well that ends well I suppose

[indigo topaz]

yeah support was surprisingly solid

[coarse yarrow]

at what speed btw?

[indigo topaz]

depends on phone rotation

current best is 80mbps/15

[coarse yarrow]

huh

[indigo topaz]

well i have usb tethering

from my phone to my pc

[coarse yarrow]

wait wtf

80???

I am scared to ask

[indigo topaz]

rural

[pine basin]

only 80?

[coarse yarrow]

how much would it cost normaly

[coarse yarrow]

I live relatively rural too in switzerland

[compact scaffold]

rural internet, not even once

[stuck ravine]

yeah how much for your 5G

[indigo topaz]

dunno am fine with my 100/30 line

theres no unlimited to pay for iirc

so dunno what it'd cost

[coarse yarrow]

I get 1.7GB/s for 40 CHF

[stuck ravine]

I pay 34 bucks for my router one, and I get about 300 down, sometimes 350

[indigo topaz]

its germany so we get fucked anyway

[compact scaffold]

fat

[dense widget]

Bro full of milk

[coarse yarrow]

flatrate, obviously

[stuck ravine]

I didn't even bother with fiber cause I knew it was gonna be shit here

[indigo topaz]

@terse pawn https://vid-hot.pr0gramm.com/2026/05/11/6764d5cf9369fa57-h264-hd.mp4

[stuck ravine]

Gb or GB ? Cause that's a huge difference

[pine basin]

here new fiber comes with a ball and a chain provided with contract

[coarse yarrow]

1700MB

[pine basin]

really unappealing

[stuck ravine]

Nah no way

I don't believe that

[coarse yarrow]

swisscom moment

[indigo topaz]

work was also a shitshow today

so very funni

[stuck ravine]

That's 13600mbit

There's no way

I live in austria, I might ahve to move

[coarse yarrow]

https://www.swisscom.ch/en/residential/mobile-subscription.html

[stiff cloud]

fat

[coarse yarrow]

you can look yourself lmao

[indigo topaz]

up to if the antenna is in your anus

[coarse yarrow]

it works everywhere

obv not to that speed

[pine basin]

huh their website doesnt really load for me

[stuck ravine]

\

bits

[pine basin]

excuse me?

[indigo topaz]

@granite basin https://vid-hot.pr0gramm.com/2026/05/11/ede94a05c73d32b3-h264-hd.mp4

[pine basin]

You are currently registered as a business customer and are in the residential customers area.

hol up

[torpid temple]

imagine if youve been paying extra every month

[indigo topaz]

@pine basinyou are swiss now

enjoy

[pine basin]

swiss bisniz

[harsh coral]

yo ps5 for free

[indigo topaz]

would be uncool for me

would have to switch corpas

our swiss unit sucks balls

[stuck ravine]

Their fastest plan

[bold knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1496561768615378974/1503405215850958848/394e232880d6c74fb17c8eb4194446bc.png

[coarse yarrow]

considering I saw speeds higher than that it's weirdge

[bold knoll]

Inheritance

[stuck ravine]

I don't think faster speeds are even possible in most places

[compact scaffold]

head too empty for theorie

[coarse yarrow]

maybe because it's an enterprise thing

[velvet phoenix]

what do i do when i have thoughts

[coarse yarrow]

also it def was GB when I signed xdddd

[stuck ravine]

My boss recently upgraded to 5G , we now have 300Mbit across the whole company, instead of 30

[pine basin]

also very cool, INT variable with values between 0-10 is used for something across the software, this particular application only cared of value 0 or 1, yet treats value 2 as same as 1...

[coarse yarrow]

maybe they changed it after fucking up lmao

[bold knoll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYFoN50u9FQ

[coarse yarrow]

either way it is better than german coverage

[indigo topaz]

its weird theoretically my 5g is as good as my dsl

but feels way worse

[velvet phoenix]

but then i am

[coarse yarrow]

because not having ANY CONNECTION MIDDLE OF A FUCKING CITY IS INSANE

[indigo topaz]

low hanging fruit

[velvet phoenix]

and that's not very nice

[pine basin]

wireless moment

[indigo topaz]

not having any connections sounds sussy as well

[bold knoll]

being is the best thing ever wdym

[stuck ravine]

I think the "theoretical" limit for 5G is 10 Gigabit, so they fucked up for sure, or you remember wrong

[pine basin]

Check if you can lock the 5G bands your router reads

[velvet phoenix]

sounds made up as fuck ngl

[stuck ravine]

wait

[indigo topaz]

i dont have a 5g router

i use my phone until they fix my cable

[pine basin]

OH

[pine basin]

good luck

[indigo topaz]

so naturally not as good

[stuck ravine]

Still true

[indigo topaz]

probably bad antenna for the use case

[stuck ravine]

The fuck isa Gibibyte btw

[pine basin]

at least my phone is horrible as a "router"

[stuck ravine]

Who came up with that

[indigo topaz]

i assume its that too

mid range moto edge 50

[stiff cloud]

like the thing computers use

[indigo topaz]

i hate that thing too because the vibration is ass

you dont even notice calls when you walk with it in your pocket

[stuck ravine]

I need good ass vibration

[pine basin]

👀

[indigo topaz]

work iphone in comparison is BRRTBRRT censored word in this discord

[stuck ravine]

[velvet phoenix]

don't we all but like the other way around for some of us

[coarse yarrow]

the memory manufacturers

[pine basin]

https://tenor.com/view/jail-right-to-jail-right-away-parks-and-recreation-parks-and-rec-gif-16177531

[indigo topaz]

its kinda funny swapped off of my samsung cos the vibration was dead and it was out of support

gota motorola with 7y of support (rarely updates irl) and vibration that is ass

small gains

[pine basin]

motorola has a handy gestures

[coarse yarrow]

anyone remembers those old silly motorolas

[stuck ravine]

THe german word for mobile phone is handy, btw

[indigo topaz]

@crisp raven https://store.steampowered.com/app/3767740/Outhold/ gud game btw

Steam

Outhold

Outhold is a tower defense game with incremental-style meta-progression. It's intended to be a short and compact experience, offering around 4-5 hours of gameplay across 10 levels, with some additional endgame content for those who like min/maxing builds.

Addictive game loop
Start a run, see how far you get. Use your collected resources to…

Price

$4.19

Recommendations

1392

[pine basin]

had a rola for work phone until that died, the shake for flashlight was so handy

[midnight dew]

i use chinesium

[pine basin]

didnt need to take off gloves or anything

[stuck ravine]

oh yeah, pretty fun

[indigo topaz]

samsung had the same iirc

[midnight dew]

but probably gonna try rola in 3-4 years

[coarse yarrow]

that you could open and close

[pine basin]

hmm, my oneplus doesnt

[midnight dew]

ye that really good

[pine basin]

or at least havent found it

[stuck ravine]

https://grapheneos.org/
Worst case is always this

[indigo topaz]

my a52 had it too

[midnight dew]

my xiaomi has double tap volume to light up flashlight

[indigo topaz]

cfw is such a meme

[stuck ravine]

Or best case considering what google is planning to do...

[indigo topaz]

if you use banking apps

[rocky trellis]

Tomorrow is new DCC release day! Can't wait to pop my headphones on and hear what crazy shit happens in book 8

[coarse yarrow]

Razor it was called I think

[stuck ravine]

Yeah, I use that at worka bit

[indigo topaz]

new razr

[stuck ravine]

my mom ahs that

Cause it fits into her pocket better

[midnight dew]

interesting

ye after using my new xiaomi i realize camera is not needed for me

any 400$ phone has good enough camera

nowaday

[indigo topaz]

i just want a good cam and long support

dont game on phones

[midnight dew]

most phones can play game nowaday too if it just daily

[indigo topaz]

and it should be relatively cheap but every time i find something that plain sucks

[midnight dew]

unless you say play play

[torpid temple]

pretty much iphone in that regard

[indigo topaz]

so maybe ill just buy used appol next time

[torpid temple]

Nothing really ever beats iphone in terms of support

[indigo topaz]

although i really dont enjoy the work iphone

[torpid temple]

camera wise its been a toss up between who has better hardware/software

[indigo topaz]

but thats probably lack of using it

[coarse yarrow]

ok

real quick

[pine basin]

Ewww the phone does have gesture for flashlight, but I have to draw on turned off screen

thats so ass

[torpid temple]

and smangsmug, apple, google, even chinesium phones are up there

[coarse yarrow]

we should KILL the person who decided that long holding turn off

[midnight dew]

wat

[coarse yarrow]

should open the google assistant

[pine basin]

and its not configurable for what you want

[coarse yarrow]

KILL

[indigo topaz]

the worst is that you can disable google assistant

[coarse yarrow]

WATERBOARD

[pine basin]

just take it or leave it 🔫

[coarse yarrow]

NUKE

[indigo topaz]

and it just pops up that you can now enable it

its kinda alright price wise tho

540€ 256gb iphone 16 pro something

not terrible

[pine basin]

This is configurable at least on my phone

it was on by default

[indigo topaz]

is the dely on navigating normal on 5g btw

feels awful

[pine basin]

fust did you buy 🦀

[torpid temple]

my honor magic 8 pro has an ai button that you can configure at least

quick tap for camera, long tap for screenshot, double tap for flashlight

i'll probably swap it later

but so far its what i like

[indigo topaz]

no they said its not much content

[indigo topaz]

toyed around in the demo and it also felt like choices dont really matter

so i got outhold instead

[torpid temple]

oh and double tapping my power button opens my ewallet

probably most useful feature given i dont really carry cash as much

[coarse yarrow]

tap it like 10 times

https://tenor.com/view/snorbbler-dugong-infested-server-gif-3376149696713761866

[misty willow]

hi joel

[torpid temple]

woe, xnopyt be upon ye

[indigo topaz]

dark tower movie both was alright and a bit weird unsure if i'd rec it

[granite basin]

AH

[misty willow]

https://tenor.com/view/not-a-sigma-sorry-you-are-not-a-sigma-sorry-you're-not-a-sigma-you-aren't-a-sigma-you-are-not-sigma-gif-337838532227751572

[potent kettle]

Apparently if you run multiple games on steam, each game hours played adds up. So you can technically have 1k hours played in a week.

[severe furnace]

This channel is dead

[velvet phoenix]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/648991249327718420/1275315234969747507/attachment.gif

[potent kettle]

Awoo

[coarse yarrow]

ok

what the fuck is wrong with twitter

[torpid temple]

https://tenor.com/view/kasane-teto-birdbrain-bird-brain-penis-jamiep-gif-6424787273708812106

[coarse yarrow]

seeing a fucking vtuber playing a stupid fucking game where you have to literally bark

[misty willow]

mood

[coarse yarrow]

was not on my bingo

[torpid temple]

but u no have penits to aaah about

[misty willow]

wtf

[velvet phoenix]

how do you know 🤨

[torpid temple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjkjJwPUgsA

[velvet phoenix]

mf has dreams about random women on the internet 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

[void mist]

chemist is dead

[granite basin]

which one 🐐

[indigo topaz]

@signal trench https://youtu.be/d0tpnA9E4zg

[signal trench]

kanonenfieber

[indigo topaz]

time for some fortification building

and a bit of trench fun

[granite basin]

Foxhole gaming

[velvet phoenix]

"this isn't what i thought it was"

[pine basin]

yep a parz video

[tawny river]

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingStrange/s/GF5slU3lPv

[misty willow]

sable

https://tenor.com/view/sable-cheese-butter-marten-russian-sable-gif-11677294361682652609

[indigo topaz]

@signal trench https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd_gRKbUtHM

[granite basin]

butter dog
the dog with the butter

[signal trench]

[torpid temple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZRXpmnys7I @distant trench Mr.President, xnopyt has escaped containment.

[compact scaffold]

stimky

[tawny river]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingStrange/s/eIeHjqI1F4

[stiff cloud]

wait they added in-game build guides for poe2? thats neat

[pine basin]

bunnysmr

[pine basin]

it supports text formatting with RGB and ASCII

[stiff cloud]

yeah that honestly will probably help with retention a ton

[void mist]

#2┃general

[stiff cloud]

no

[harsh coral]

jijiji will be put into shadow realm

[void mist]

no

shadow realm doesn't accept me anymore

apparently I am too bright 😔

[stiff cloud]

the spirit ascendancy seems neat as well

[brave crag]

@tawny river

he's gorgeous

[indigo topaz]

someone swapped out my demo

[stiff cloud]

I haven't really tried it since the beta release

with them revamping the layouts of act1-3 to presumably make them less shit, probably give this league a go

[pine basin]

Factorio changed him

[stiff cloud]

shockingly people can want to reasses their opinion of a game

[pine basin]

what if we make "only-poe-2" role for jiji

[stiff cloud]

that's probably better than me just banning him

[void mist]

no balls

[void mist]

meanie

[pine basin]

gimme a sec

[harsh coral]

[void mist]

krooh about to fail with perms and accidentally give me mod

[stiff cloud]

I said nothing the first few times you did it, now you're just being boring

[tranquil aurora]

i can point out a few more people who would benefit from it

[void mist]

idk I get told to go to general chats whenever I even mention poe

so now I just do the same for everyone else

[tranquil aurora]

also no-poe2 role too

[stiff cloud]

no-poe should do all of them

oh, it doesn't

[wise arrow]

ya cause we're better than u

[void mist]

-1 droprate for you

some channels disappeared for me

oh no

[indigo topaz]

re asses for sure

smh

[stiff cloud]

people can say they want chats to go away from here all they want, I don't care, I'll talk about what I want to talk about

[pine basin]

I think that does it

[wise arrow]

innit

[stiff cloud]

lol you removed him from general

I was going to check if I made that role or not

[pine basin]

oh wait he still has poe1

[indigo topaz]

mod caboose

[pine basin]

no escape

[stiff cloud]

give him no-poe

[indigo topaz]

anyway banana + vanilla ice cream or choc

[stiff cloud]

that will remove poe1, but leave poe2

[indigo topaz]

hard decision

[stiff cloud]

in fact it will leave random poe2 channesl, apparently no-poe is active on some poe2 channesl

[pine basin]

that works

[harsh coral]

[void mist]

wow that's a huge punishment, now I need to fix my channel list again

smh

[pine basin]

Should have same roles as before

[harsh coral]

exile got exiled

[void mist]

yyaaa

just had to unfollow a bunch of channels

[pine basin]

cant you just unfollow the category

or you want specific channels

[void mist]

specific channels

btw at the end I was locked out of general chats too, idk if that was on purpose

like both of them

[granite basin]

[terse pawn]

Who's this

[pine basin]

I tried make it only poe2, but the roles dont quite let me cover that

[void mist]

me in the past

damn

[pine basin]

it blankets certain channels

and cba to make exceptions, dont think I even can

[granite basin]

unlimited games but no games ass

[grim zodiac]

Smh just make like 8 new roles 4head

[granite basin]

make 8 new yuzu

[indigo topaz]

ok a full banana with vanilla ice cream it is

thanks for your attention

[grim zodiac]

that’s like 9 more than required

[terse pawn]

Mmmm banana

[pine basin]

ofc you take the banana

[stiff cloud]

It's fine I made it better, if you give him no-poe and no-general now he basically can't talk anywhere

[misty willow]

mmm ice cream

[indigo topaz]

the choc ice cream i bought has bits of choc

and i dont like that

so

[pine basin]

only tooldev

[stiff cloud]

except I guess the other category, so off with the weird tool developers

[grim zodiac]

then why get choc

[misty willow]

noone likes tool devs anyway

[indigo topaz]

i thought it doesnt have bits

[pine basin]

he can be frens with faust then

[void mist]

the best

[indigo topaz]

wow rude

vysie bad

[stiff cloud]

imagine making a tool for a game, what a nerd

[void mist]

imagine being a tool for a game, what a gamer

[stiff cloud]

at least you accept yourself for who you are

[void mist]

I never deny my trueself

[granite basin]

truthsona

[indigo topaz]

fine ill ping hvande for music instead

you meanies

@signal trench https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7kB-J9PrBA

[distant trench]

what did Trommel do to you

[indigo topaz]

exist

[crisp raven]

o oke

[maiden wadi]

"All items destined for your delivery address will be shipped by a responsible courier. "

Istfg if they use Evri or Parcelforce

[harsh coral]

omw

[signal trench]

excellent choice

[wise arrow]

LOL EVRI

[midnight dew]

bruh

[crisp raven]

lescuff

[midnight dew]

Green bird with big beak

[misty willow]

well it's either that or it's named smth like "lacroix's blackbird"

which imo is worse

[crisp raven]

or something horny adjacent

[misty willow]

nou

[crisp raven]

which is even worse

[crisp raven]

[misty willow]

now watch paris is burning

[crisp raven]

the french never saw it coming

[misty willow]

well its not about paris

[crisp raven]

betrayal

[misty willow]

its sadder than it would be paris burning

[crisp raven]

do not the paris

[granite basin]

Paris enflamme

[coarse yarrow]

guess the company

[granite basin]

red bull

[coarse yarrow]

yep

[granite basin]

always up to some bull shit

my favorite is skiing down from everest after staying in The Part That Kills You for well longer than it takes to start dying

[coarse yarrow]

the S in Red Bull stands for safety

[indigo topaz]

Leica

[granite basin]

sorry, I need to be specific: deadly if you don't take an o2 feed and he didn't for any leg of the trek

[wet gale]

and get sherpas to carry you up

[terse pawn]

https://bsky.app/profile/liberal-jen.bsky.social/post/3mlejyyupic2w

Jen , the MT liberal bird lady (@liberal-jen.bsky.social)

@spencilular.bsky.social A pygmy falcon taking a dust bath.

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[misty willow]

good birb

baff

[crisp raven]

baff

[granite basin]

ffab

[terse pawn]

He's wearing it wrong

[harsh coral]

you

[crisp raven]

who manulized the creature

[crisp raven]

a he

[granite basin]

emote wheel

[crisp raven]

why are these sea sausages so weird :D

[misty willow]

nou

[crisp raven]

im not a sea sausage

[misty willow]

you could be

[crisp raven]

make me then

[misty willow]

[crisp raven]

[distant trench]

weird dog

[terse pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/559767043620995105/1503518869166362784/po_pi_po_pi_puppy.mov?ex=6a03a490&is=6a025310&hm=6e1dcd5a1665adff17699c6f853844d615b6f948bdc851bfa9c390be6bd8d91e&

[crisp raven]

[granite basin]

po pi poberman

I need to sleeb I just mixed up doberman and german shep

[timber karma]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DYNKxRVN9fc/ daily manul 131/365

[crisp raven]

fatass

[distant trench]

the poberman

the scourge of genchat once poo league starts

[granite basin]

poberman shepard..

[distant trench]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-7153165970269109918

[drifting onyx]

1.0 when

[agile cypress]

didnt know each epi of the boys is an hr long

[wet gale]

that should be a good sign, if you felt it was shorter

i think u know what i mean

[wise arrow]

Damn next ep of witch hat gonna be pog

[grand crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/luluka-moria-cure-arcana-shadow-star-detective-precure-tanpre-anime-gif-15757365717255778437

[lament sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-luffy-vs-kaido-luffy-v-kaido-luffy-gear-5-gif-13608717213260322025

[agile cypress]

only watched shorts of it

[potent kettle]

@agile cypress @crisp raven @terse pawn @amber phoenix

He is lion around

[terse pawn]

baby

lomg

[brave crag]

Gorgeous

[torpid temple]

@dense widget scp:99

have you ever seen not just clean, but not cluttered 99 speedmart with intact ceilings?

[torpid temple]

https://www.reddit.com/r/malaysia/comments/1t9r4eq/stalled_vehicles_trigger_multiple_collisions_on/ @dense widget

3 fucking bodohs on the road

[hexed jolt]

wait i just saw that

this is not a fan account but the official ggg thing

CRAZY NEW SHIELD!

[potent kettle]

Very awoo

The sub basetype of nade launchers is cool too

[distant trench]

they been doing this for like a year now

intern loves clickbait

[hexed jolt]

i have not interacted with poe2

in a year

explains

[distant trench]

it's in poe1 too man

did you not notice

[hexed jolt]

the harbingers of SHIT

[distant trench]

actually maybe not lemme check

[hexed jolt]

go check it white boy

[distant trench]

thats a hate crime

[hexed jolt]

I have an evil rodent

Under my desk

[distant trench]

man I sure hope I don't have to answer a riddle three to pass
the threatening sphinx:

[hexed jolt]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[formal wraith]

Who is that guy, keep seeing shorts of him in my feed :v

[distant trench]

Wordle 1,788 3/6

⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛
⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

oh baby

[harsh coral]

Ex Diablo Player jumped onto poe like 2 years ago.

[hexed jolt]

latched onto poe2

good game sense

[wary verge]

我現在大小事都靠他
推薦給你們XD

[midnight dew]

XD mentioned

Torchlight infinite

[tranquil aurora]

LOGIN TLI

https://tenor.com/view/torchlight2-gif-24839118

[torpid temple]

actual drug addict tweaker eyes

[potent kettle]

Time to hate my wife.

[formal wraith]

Gives me bad vibes

[harsh coral]

he represents the demographic who dont juice or the average mapper.
that he is friends with ghazzy is another topic if you can stand all the minion whining

[stuck ravine]

No dm is super chill.
He's got generally good and sensible takes.
I watch him occasionally cause he's not as high octane as some of the other guys

But I suppose that's because my views on both games align a lot with his

[harsh coral]

https://tenor.com/view/ridewrem-gif-24456878

[hexed jolt]

okay pobbed in

36 challenges done

multiplied my house of mirrors into 3 stacks from 4 cards

league over, 2 weeks until i can try poo2

[torpid temple]

woah its a vysie

[misty willow]

woah

it's a me

Movie Grid - 05/12/2026:

8/9 Correct

Score: 2324

🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩

whatever, I don't know cameron diaz movies

[crisp raven]

cat

[misty willow]

[paper harbor]

Js got a job, gonna miss the grind on poe 🙁

[formal wraith]

[midnight dew]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DX6V5jhs74Z/?igsh=ZTJmNmRpNzJsdm4z

The council

@dense widget @torpid temple @pseudo lily

[stuck ravine]

Stuff like this is how you identify furries, if they giggle they're a furry

[signal trench]

https://enclose.horse Day 134
💎 PERFECT! 💎 100%

[timber karma]

Movie Grid - 05/12/2026:

9/9 Correct

Score: 2630

🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩

saw opportunity to do a funny twice

actually i could've done it for goldblum too now that i think about it

[crisp raven]

https://enclose.horse Day 134
💎 PERFECT! 💎 100%

that honse took like 10 seconds

[misty willow]

beeg

at least I got good jeff goldblum ones

[dense widget]

https://fxtwitter.com/catshealdeprsn/status/2053914692381540777?s=46

cats with powerful impression 🐾 (@catshealdeprsn)

Found a bug in the code. Touching the leg starts the lick action.😂

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Sir pls fix bug

[harsh coral]

The mask and Charlies Angles comes to mind.
Rest

Chicken

[distant trench]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArEqc3wBnzU buh @torpid temple @crisp raven

[crisp raven]

more cbt content

[distant trench]

calamity ball torture

[misty willow]

[torpid temple]

the cbt continues until yharim improves

[crisp raven]

time to sue joel for the y word

[misty willow]

yippee

[torpid temple]

WHA D:

[vale drift]

thonk

[crisp raven]

its a sara

[misty willow]

onyo

[torpid temple]

aras

[void mist]

5 charm slots?? that's so op you can have like all the charms on you!!!!

[signal trench]

so charming even charms are charmed

[void mist]

so charming that even bards fall for you

well maybe succubus instead of bards

cause bards kinda fall for anyone

[terse pawn]

Succybus

[torpid temple]

ure charming

[signal trench]

[misty willow]

[torpid temple]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-himmel-anime-blows-a-kiss-faint-gif-4289562902817044389

[torpid temple]

yuri? on my racist app?

[terse pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-what-you-are-boykisser-ominous-stare-gif-1854943194524266546

[misty willow]

what am i

[harsh coral]

Mods we need the anti horny Stick in Isle #offtopic.
I repeat:
Mods we need the anti horny Stick in Isle #offtopic.

[terse pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/lesbian-love-kiss-roses-images-kunai-nakasato-gif-16137183908495906257

[torpid temple]

https://tenor.com/view/girl-boy-kisser-gif-11783875655224553370

[terse pawn]

Girlkissing?

[misty willow]

D:

women scary

[distant trench]

https://vxtwitter.com/The28thidiot/status/2053958123803553855

HY-BOREA 🇵🇹 🍉 (@The28thidiot)

heeelllooooo everybody my name is turkiplier and welcome back to five nights at greece

QRT: Y40IFRQTTING
There. You think I'm scared like you?

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 11, 2026, 9:59 PM

[wise arrow]

Being in the office is so boring

Zzzz

[tranquil aurora]

real

[torpid temple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5SEcQAe1AM @dense widget lets play how many road you recognize

I have so far recognized all of it

[winter nacelle]

anyone got advice for a decent and cheap-ish external SSD for poe2 and maybe a few other games? dont need more than 500gb, but i dont want to spend more than 100 euro

[void mist]

good luck with that

[void mist]

I hate cars

so much

[torpid temple]

the less cars on the road the more enjoyable driving becomes

even as a car hater myself

Driving at 3am with no stupid drivers has been the best experience i've had

well, until some racing bozo shows up

[void mist]

yeah I mean chill driving is fun

[torpid temple]

but otherwise just cruising at whatever chill speed is peak

[void mist]

but I could never live in a city without good public transit

Helsinki has ruined me

[torpid temple]

japan and singapore opened my eyes

the fact singaporeans complain about their transit when ours is infinitely dogshit

is funny to me

[void mist]

dw I complain about our transit too

a bus being 5mins early is so annoying

[misty willow]

cities with good public transit are awesome

buh

[torpid temple]

Nah theirs is "our transit is shit, its late 5 minute again"

Meanwhile last time i took my train to work

[misty willow]

berlin is great

[torpid temple]

2 hour delay

:)

[misty willow]

good transit

[void mist]

one of the calmest moments in my life was driving around with a bus in winter

listening to good music

well obviously I wasn't the one driving

[misty willow]

ugh 3h to go

[crisp raven]

vroom vroom

[misty willow]

[crisp raven]

[distant trench]

me when I congratulate someone on a gender affirming surgery but I dont know the gender and that person doesnt like they/them

[misty willow]

-2

[timber karma]

https://girlcockx.com/i/status/2053827804257800329

Bummer T. Vibes, Esq (@VibesBummer)

I’m developing a game where you have to go back to assassinate Adam. It’s a first person shooter.

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girlcockx · May 11, 2026, 1:21 PM

[distant trench]

has anyone ever made a second person shooter

[timber karma]

no but i'm doing one where you kill cain, it's a third person shooter

[distant trench]

no more bag of crafting

it was all a bad dream

[harsh coral]

technicly it would be isometric shooters or where the camera is above the character

[bold knoll]

this seems like AI

all the cars are driving too perfectly

yeah

the truck's wheel is spazzing out

[bold knoll]

this also seems like AI

cats don't do that

[harsh coral]

yeah if you look closely its ai.
and welp noone would transport giraffes that way where they can move out of the caged 1km.

[void mist]

Cool I guess

Wtf did discord do to that

Picture

[maiden wadi]

Huhhh

Like, full on gamepass?

Not some 3 month trial bait and switch?

[coarse yarrow]

actually good nitro thing wtf

[void mist]

Basic version

So 50+ games, 10 hours of cloud gaming

And something else

[winter nacelle]

well, found and bought a decent seeming ssd and case for 120 euro...
now i no longer have to uninstall the entire game every update, or whenever i want to play another game thats bigger than 10gb

[midnight dew]

Fk i got trick by AI

[maiden wadi]

Games list isnt loading

[tranquil aurora]

no more games

[granite basin]

unlimited games

but no games

[misty willow]

we can play board games

[harsh coral]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3856530/About_Fishing/

Steam

About Fishing

About Fishing is a fishing mystery game that blends the calm, meditative rhythm of fishing with the quiet tension of discovery. It drifts between serenity and unease, as every catch brings you closer to uncovering what lies beneath.

FISHING IS EVERYTHING…

Release Date

Coming soon

[terse pawn]

for a dollar name a board game

[misty willow]

settlers of catan

[granite basin]

mm, board game..

[torpid temple]

settlers D:

[harsh coral]

of kingsmarch

[misty willow]

where's my dollar athena

[torpid temple]

I stole it

[torpid temple]

how have you been

[misty willow]

wtf

[granite basin]

when have you been

[torpid temple]

I will do you one better, who have you been

[granite basin]

vhen vill you vear vhigs

[misty willow]

I don't know I'm hungry

[torpid temple]

Hi hungry

[misty willow]

hi joey

[maiden wadi]

Have you been?

[mortal galleon]

What is a good dinner to make

[misty willow]

jollof rice

[mortal galleon]

Hm

[vague atlas]

Dinosaur chicken nuggets

🦖 🦖 🦖

[mortal galleon]

There's none

I don't have any idea where I would find them

[misty willow]

in the dinosaur chicken nuggets store

[mortal galleon]

Definitely no store with that name anywhere nearby

[vague atlas]

Damn asteroids taking out dino nuggets 😩

[mortal galleon]

Mmm

I could make regular chicken nuggets, but I intend to do something that's higher effort than just that

[vague atlas]

Make some gourmet chicken nuggets

[mortal galleon]

frying is too high effort

[vague atlas]

You could just bake them

[mortal galleon]

e

would it even be chicken nuggets then

at that point I could just bake chicken

[void mist]

I need nuggets

Anyone tasted these, any good?

[torpid temple]

its oreo cant imagine anything being bad just aggressively mid

[vague atlas]

Nuggets are just small bite size pieces of fried/baked chicken

With breading

The important part is you can get them in the shape of dinosaurs

[mortal galleon]

well

I would not be able to shape them into dinosaurs

if I make them myself

[vague atlas]

Not with that attitude

[mortal galleon]

No

I could try, but that would be a lot of wasted effort

[torpid temple]

the trick to making shaped nuggies is to freeze em

and also a mold lmao

[mortal galleon]

lol

[torpid temple]

its not particularly a hard thing

just time consuming

[vague atlas]

Isn't that just life at the end of the day

[mortal galleon]

no

like

today's lunch felt worth the effort

[torpid temple]

yknow when discord didnt load in the quality right

it looked like dogfood

[mortal galleon]

bru

your dogs eating good

[torpid temple]

cuz it was just brown blurred

nah i dont have a dog, not anymore

our cat tho

only eats freeze dried chicken

[mortal galleon]

lol

[torpid temple]

has a progression for food and now wont eat anything

[torpid temple]

used to eat rice with egg, even fish meat

and boiled chicken

before thatcat kibbles

now he wont even look at wet cat food from cans

absolutely spoiled

[mortal galleon]

lol

[torpid temple]

unironically a mistake we made

[mortal galleon]

it do be like that

[torpid temple]

giving him better food after learning he's a brat that likes better food

[mortal galleon]

can't crave that which you have never experienced

[torpid temple]

progression be : cat viable milk feed, cat feed, some human food like egg, chicken meat, fish meat, canned cat food, then finally freeze dried chimken

[brave crag]

nasty

[vague atlas]

You should try feeding your cat caviar

[torpid temple]

wanna know the upside?

He legit does not have interest in our food

He can jump onto the table and not give a shit about any of the food

[muted igloo]

Ours loves chicken but still gets ravenous for wet cat food packets

[torpid temple]

the only thing my cat unironically will still eat

is snacks

nothing else

[muted igloo]

If mine even gets so close as getting on a chair and try to sniff the table and the food, i get up, turn the faucet on and sprinkle him with my wet hand

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/753850902447915032/1276012017970577429/LFG.gif

[torpid temple]

I really need to brush the cat

but he will maul me if i tried

[maiden wadi]

That's when you get some kevlar

[torpid temple]

Bastard has so much fur

[maiden wadi]

Mine is shedding rn like crazy

[torpid temple]

i picked him up once and my fucking hand has like 50 strands of his fur

think he shed massively that day

but still

[stiff cloud]

Get those tube things, cling film round the head put some tube on it then get brushing while distracted

[maiden wadi]

Cone of shame

[severe furnace]

🪞

[void mist]

[void mist]

Ok boomer

[hard anchor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve_mYj5O5ls

[muted igloo]

That one has swords and poo 2 doesn't, think about that one

[rigid geode]

Yooo poe2 new league came out?

[hard anchor]

yeh early footag

[rigid geode]

Looks good

[hard anchor]

im in maps

[bold knoll]

yo peak visual clarity

[bleak cedar]

What can you get if you spent 1h on a new origami:

[maiden wadi]

Isnt it coming in 0.5?

[bleak cedar]

First time to craft a paper 🐦

[muted igloo]

No, they also thought it more necessary to create an entirely new cannon weapon type for 1 unique over putting staple melee weapons from every game in existence in

[vague atlas]

[maiden wadi]

So someone in #2┃general lied about them accidentally including swords in the streams footage

Who couldve guessed

[vague atlas]

Okay, to be fair the cannon doesn't involve making new skills. Which is the entire reason swords are held up

[distant trench]

ok but what skills do you need to make for swords. you just need cyclone, cyclone but it bleeds, cyclone but stationary

and then youre done

[vague atlas]

Still it is absolutely wild if 1.0 is released without swords

[maiden wadi]

Would be funny

[distant trench]

they said 1.0 is coming without all classes, its just full campaign now

which means im likely not playing 1.0 either tbh

[bold knoll]

you get what you fucking deserve

[maiden wadi]

0.5 looks cool enough for me to try it again after the 0.1 fiasco

[bold knoll]

(a cool video of it)

[brave crag]

heck yeah bro

[harsh coral]

hm forza horizon 2 doesnt look that bad for a 360 game

[bleak cedar]

The lesson I get from this origami is 25x25cm is the minimum size if I want to craft this bird and it's better to use a paper as thin as possible because so many layers it'll get later

[muted igloo]

Crazy they're trying to go with the idea of calling half a game a 1.0

[hard anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/maxwell-your-actions-will-be-forgiven-cat-forgiveness-cat-happy-cat-joy-gif-9516992593668110987

[hexed jolt]

reverse frank

frank never touches it while you're looking

but if you leave it on the counter and god forbid the door to the kitchen is open too

he will sneakily go there and eat it

and he knows its wrong because when he hears steps approaching

he jumps off the counter and runs the opposite way

[crisp raven]

people seemed okay with paying for 20% of that half too

[dense widget]

im not car pipol so idk kek

[misty willow]

https://tenor.com/view/manul-pallas-cat-stare-bored-gif-26729334

[bold knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1210158154986422282/1503775369700835348/4fe800db-d087-4b9e-a5a3-4cc30eb2e789.jpg

[stiff cloud]

Lol wot, that's not 1.0 then

[distant trench]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

you tell that to the big man

[stiff cloud]

Unless the other classes are dlc

[formal wraith]

Hi demo

[stiff cloud]

Allo

[distant trench]

nah they just wanna push out the campaign without having to delay progress on it to make more and more league content

which makes sense but also like

[crisp raven]

you shall be spanked

[distant trench]

are your animators working sweatshop hours and still not getting it done, maybe theres something wrong going on that isnt just nz hiring issues

because afaik animation is 99% of the bottleneck

but tbf it seems like thats the case in every game DE also keeps saying they cant make Caliban fly because their animators are always busy

[stiff cloud]

I still dislike their whole approach to poe2 tbh, doing leagues in early access is just a waste of time. Have some base mechanics, but get the core game done and then do leagues when it's released

[distant trench]

from a financial perspective its def the right choice

[misty willow]

[crisp raven]

[covert elbow]

big mouth small brain

sounds like my ex

[formal wraith]

[void mist]

either I am really high or these are godtier

[brave crag]

nobody would play that

[harsh coral]

how high are you?

[void mist]

probably around that that high

[stiff cloud]

I said dislike, I never said I knew how to run a successful gaming business

[brave crag]

[void mist]

well tbf these mechanics are the core mechanics

they don't want to ship poe2 out w/o these

[stiff cloud]

but they'll ship without all the classes

[brave crag]

The new deep rock Galactic game going early access has just ruined any appeal of it to me. Now either got to play an incomplete game with very little content or wait 5 years then play with a burnt out Community who already knows how to do everything and maximize every map.

[void mist]

yeah it wasn't a move I liked(shipping w/o classes) but I would argue that gameplay is more important than additional classes atm

[cloud ice]

thats why i buy early access and never play till release outside of testing to see if i like it

[void mist]

and they really don't want to lose christmas money

[stiff cloud]

I also dislike how they tie weapons to skills, reminds me too much of gw2 and I hated it there as well

[cloud ice]

usuallly cause of release sale

[void mist]

atleast they made poe2 a little more* SSF friendlier

ritual change is hjuge

[harsh coral]

little?
poe2 is ssf friendlier than poe1..
so far i made way more progress there than in trade

[cloud ice]

poe2 feels like a slog and leveled skills is bad taste to me

[void mist]

yeah but it's even more friendlier now

[cloud ice]

i want to play with more skills from start

[void mist]

oh I forgot more word

sorry

[cloud ice]

lepog sucks in that way too

[dense widget]

https://fxtwitter.com/JoyfullCat/status/2053667322574016930?s=20

Cats for Happiness. (@JoyfullCat)

omg it's a chocolate cat!

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[harsh coral]

i tried a bunch of shit in ssf compared to trade

[crisp raven]

[misty willow]

me when master

[terse pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/unspeakable-violence-unspeakable-violence-gif-25206571

[crisp raven]

[misty willow]

wow rude

[crisp raven]

no u!

[terse pawn]

don't bully vysi

[crisp raven]

rude smol creature

[terse pawn]

[crisp raven]

no booli

[misty willow]

mods I'm being bullied

[terse pawn]

no crying in gen chat

[indigo topaz]

Bulli the vysi

[torpid temple]

no you see athena

a crying person is easier to bulli

[misty willow]

meanies

[crisp raven]

its okay you can have a shwarma

[misty willow]

would love a good one

[torpid temple]

im only mean to people who deserve it

[misty willow]

why are you being mean to yourself joey

let's talk about your negative self talk

[torpid temple]

https://tenor.com/view/rugrats-lost-control-of-my-life-mixing-cooking-gif-15968069

[crisp raven]

just regain it

[torpid temple]

Where do I spec for it

[crisp raven]

at the altar

[torpid temple]

where's the altar

[crisp raven]

[misty willow]

well have you done enough sacrifices

[torpid temple]

depends, which kind

[misty willow]

one goat a day keeps the blood god away

[torpid temple]

@granite basin alright you stupid goat, come over here.

🔫

[covert elbow]

my whole life is a sacrifice

when will I reap what I've been sowing?

[torpid temple]

well you see, trickle down sowing.

[terse pawn]

[covert elbow]

this guy is a sowing billionaire

[torpid temple]

https://tenor.com/view/vaas-far-cry-3-gif-5337178177503171611

[misty willow]

sorry, missed your chance

[covert elbow]

say sike rn

[torpid temple]

Nah

I dont think I will

[oak basalt]

me bomboclat, im playing ritualist 6 in deadlock and ive got put vs eternus 1 in my lane

[covert elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/this-this-is-glorp-this-is-glorpshit-gif-5930131520514232711

[covert elbow]

what are you playing?

what hero

[oak basalt]

lash

[covert elbow]

damn

I main Lash too

[oak basalt]

so in the end im always useful

[covert elbow]

I wanted to say you deserve it for playing X

but you play Lash

so I can't be Lashing out

[covert elbow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/thats-why-hes-the-goat--k01KREGV16Q71TJFCWDZE3N20YM

[oak basalt]

oh lol ive got to emissary 1 after winning that game

the fact that I and friend technically won lane by souls vs eternus 1 is good

[covert elbow]

I haven't played in months

I'm not playing until release

[chilly harness]

i have no aim and dont like close range fighting so i mostly play rem and paige

[indigo topaz]

still crazy to me that the game isnt out yet

@signal trench https://vid-hot.pr0gramm.com/2026/05/12/98b428a9f74e1a19-h264-hd.mp4

[crisp raven]

awebo!

[signal trench]

pop pop pop pop AYEEEEE

[crisp raven]

it went turbo at the end

[signal trench]

like those old tractors on ignition

[crisp raven]

i dont think ive heard an old tractor

but i'll take your yeehaw word for it

[indigo topaz]

@terse pawn https://vid-hot.pr0gramm.com/2026/05/12/a92d6d22442346f7-h264-hd.mp4

[harsh coral]

Damnit... Wanted to drink some Cocktails...
And today they are closed

[terse pawn]

Stranger danger D:

[signal trench]

https://youtu.be/8U7k_C9ztqI?t=40

[crisp raven]

awebo tractor

[indigo topaz]

https://vid-hot.pr0gramm.com/2026/05/12/d896969543caa065-h264-hd.mp4

[signal trench]

i dont know why but there is odly specific genre of starting those up in winter

[terse pawn]

bebs

[indigo topaz]

time for more mine diver traning documentary

[signal trench]

Faust, BACK TO THE MINES

[misty willow]

hvande what we doing tomorrow

[signal trench]

rotting

[indigo topaz]

mine sweeping

[distant trench]

https://vxtwitter.com/wol_lay/status/2054118274552496155

Wolfram von Funck (@wol_lay)

New engine, networking, GUI, gameplay... it's all coming together 🙏 #cubeworld #cubeworldomega

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 12, 2026, 8:35 AM

cant wait for this version to be somehow even worse

[crisp raven]

bi decade post by wollay

[torpid temple]

anything that tries to be a mc/hypixel clone is gonna be worse by definition now

[crisp raven]

does cube world even count as "now"

[maiden wadi]

Ok holy fuck my nicotine addiction is kind of insane

[torpid temple]

i mean i define clone as in that they dont try to add a twist

[maiden wadi]

Didnt get to vape for 3 hours and was tweaking like a crackhead

[torpid temple]

hytale is distinct enough that it stands out by itself from minecraft

[pine basin]

https://tenor.com/view/is-it-gif-20766212

[indigo topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/harry-brasier-bird-dance-harry-gif-18886150

1 day till 5d weekend

[pine basin]

Tomorrow do be friday

[distant trench]

joel have you ever played cube world

because it has basically nothing in common with minecraft other than the voxel look lmao

[maiden wadi]

I left my vape in the car, but partner took it to get to the job.

Got some 0.4ohm coils, but those dont fit my old vape. At first I tried to open up the vape a bit with pliers, then realized that I should just trim the plastic around the coil. It fit, but would only fire for like 0.5s every once in a blue moon because the protection would kick in due to it not being designed for such low resistance. I tweaked like this for like 2 hours total and went to a shop to buy a disposable+

Like

?????????

I think that's a sign to start quitting

[pine basin]

Actual crack addict

[maiden wadi]

Like genuinely

[pine basin]

Or just start smoking

[maiden wadi]

I dont like smelling like shit

[pine basin]

Not a health advice

[crisp raven]

unhealth advice

[maiden wadi]

I can only imagine how people hooked on stronger stuff feel like when they dont get a hit

Because this was already insane

[indigo topaz]

sounds strong enough for you

[harsh coral]

Well its healthier than whatever he did

[torpid temple]

never did but im just making a statement that similar game styles need to stand out with their own niche, if it has one then good enough

[distant trench]

what is blud wafflin about

[torpid temple]

faffling about even

[harsh coral]

Blocks

[torpid temple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kJv5Msj_7s @crisp raven

[crisp raven]