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misty sable
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Idk

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I play on na

amber phoenix
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heard deadlock is getting extremely toxic lately

misty sable
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its different

amber phoenix
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while the game is super fun

misty sable
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The meta is to pause the game

amber phoenix
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5 other players is not doing

misty sable
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Have your teammates line up headshots

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Then unpause

coarse yarrow
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lmao

misty sable
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And get free kills

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Thats not fun

amber phoenix
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yeah and some absolute nutjobs

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screaming into mic

misty sable
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that too

amber phoenix
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and banging their head on the table

misty sable
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But thats just a valve game

amber phoenix
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some asylum

misty sable
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like i said

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I dont have enough hate in my heart

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So i cant play mobas or cs

maiden wadi
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Stardew valley time

hexed jolt
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poe dead

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tft good

misty sable
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No i already beat stardew valley on 5 runnssss

indigo topaz
misty sable
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I cant go back

misty sable
amber phoenix
maiden wadi
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Then time to grow up and boot up factorio

amber phoenix
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they added 4k slots

misty sable
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i did factorio

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I made the factory grow

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Then i got bored because im not an engineer

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Im a bioengineer

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Very different

quasi trout
maiden wadi
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Did the factory consist of at least 1000 spm though

misty sable
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No but i built the rocket

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And thats what matters

maiden wadi
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Now you get in to space

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With the dlc

misty sable
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I dont have the mod

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or doc

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Dlc

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Or whatever

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I dont rly want to play factorio it requires seeing the world in a way that i do not

amber phoenix
misty sable
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fucking rainman shit

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I played shapez1 and was MILDLY UNIMRPESSED….

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Sorry…

misty sable
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i also have 9000 hours on isaac already

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So we cant boot up isaac

maiden wadi
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How does one

amber phoenix
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find a women

misty sable
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Ive got 800% ultra dead god

maiden wadi
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Do 9k in isaac

misty sable
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Same way i did 16k in ffxiv

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And 14k in wow

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and this league alone 600 on poe

maiden wadi
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Sir you need to get a job

amber phoenix
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i mean those are kinda lol

misty sable
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I have a job

amber phoenix
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wait 1-2 hours for raid

misty sable
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ya

maiden wadi
amber phoenix
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1-2 hours for something else

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hours build up

misty sable
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ya

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Idk

coarse yarrow
misty sable
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No

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i have a job

coarse yarrow
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yeah

misty sable
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And im in a grad program

coarse yarrow
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that's what they all say

misty sable
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Sorry to disappoint

maiden wadi
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Dude's playing during work hours or smth

misty sable
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Im better than you guys

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I dont actually

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Im just

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better

amber phoenix
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i ordered a lotta things lately and now email is bombed by the bots saying pls give product review

misty sable
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no disrespect

amber phoenix
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how about no

maiden wadi
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So he's a vampire

misty sable
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Ya sure

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Thats what ur mom said i think

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Something about being great at sucking

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Mustve meant blood

maiden wadi
amber phoenix
misty sable
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Vampirism

amber phoenix
misty sable
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Idk im bored man

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They gotta invent entertainment

maiden wadi
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Buy a car, make it a drift car

misty sable
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Otherwise i gotta break out the hand sized bed of nails

hexed jolt
hexed jolt
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im just shilling playing the regular league

maiden wadi
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Weld those diffs real good

coarse yarrow
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coward

hexed jolt
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need to do some last challenges

misty sable
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If i was a car guy

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Id be a laptop honda shitbox guy

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But im not a car guy

maiden wadi
misty sable
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Yeah but

coarse yarrow
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cring

misty sable
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Refer to my previous messages

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I dont have the hate in my heart

coarse yarrow
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cars are pure entertainment

maiden wadi
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You only need love for cars

misty sable
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no

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You have to hate others

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You have to get a 80% tint

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And a 360

amber phoenix
misty sable
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And piss off people on the freeway

amber phoenix
misty sable
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thats boring

maiden wadi
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The first time you make ur rwd slip properly is like losing virginity

amber phoenix
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mirage so fun tho

misty sable
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i dont know if i trust that comparison from you ekolin

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You lack the prerequisite experience

amber phoenix
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i almost got attracted to play

coarse yarrow
amber phoenix
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cause of other server poe guild

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in which a big crowd actually playing

misty sable
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Killshot sorry

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come back

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Entertain me

amber phoenix
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so thats kinda more interesting

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feels more lively

maiden wadi
misty sable
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Thats boring

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I already did that one

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And way more creatively

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You cant just double up

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Its lazy

maiden wadi
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Watch me

misty sable
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Im bored

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I should log on poe and play poe

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But poe is only fun when you talk about poe with other players

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And theres 2 issues with that

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1). Discord ded

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2). Poe players are worse than “warhammer counts as social interaction” players

coarse yarrow
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my brother in christ

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you are the poe player

maiden wadi
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Just drink alcohol

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Problem solved

coarse yarrow
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alcohol + car keys

misty sable
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We all are

maiden wadi
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Dont fuck with the car keys

misty sable
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thats how i know

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I speak from eexperience

coarse yarrow
misty sable
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“Haha yea drunk driving meme”

amber phoenix
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dwink n dwiwe

misty sable
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Some things we just dont joke about

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its like those guys who make jokes about The Stein

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It gets old and boring

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Psyop level even

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Fedpost perhaps

coarse yarrow
misty sable
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get creative and funny

misty sable
maiden wadi
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💀

misty sable
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this is a good shirt

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I just wish comedy tees had the funny on the back not the front

maiden wadi
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Some of the white vans I see in the morning are sussy asf, dudes literally driving like drunk

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Not sure if drinking since 4am or just hangover

timber karma
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me when i am mildly inconvenienced

misty sable
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Contractors are always drunk

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comes with the job

misty willow
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time to watch akira

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maybe a nice walk to the lake tomorrow

harsh coral
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They explode atm at my work place.
They semi stop to hide

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Another year and i can finally snatch one away

vale drift
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what the hell are you working at

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blowing up rabbits?

amber phoenix
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@muted igloo what you dont understand

misty sable
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they get a food source

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They consume

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They reproduce

amber phoenix
misty sable
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They overproduce

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They die

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The food source replenishes

harsh coral
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Work bunnies

misty sable
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the bunnies eat more food

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reproduce

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Continue

harsh coral
misty sable
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The predator prey population is a sine wave

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slightly offset

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Pretend 1 is grass and 2 is rabbits

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I wrote a paper on this except using bats and birds

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(Birds of prey eat bats)

midnight dew
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the bun distribution

harsh coral
muted igloo
granite basin
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thank you sensei 🙇‍♂️

crisp raven
granite basin
misty sable
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@crisp raven im bored what do people do for fun these days

crisp raven
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well uh im playing the osrs league

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once im done i'll go finish up usi

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other than that uhh

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terraria? other games?

misty sable
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The osrs league

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Hmmm

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I should do that but i dont have the time

crisp raven
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yea game eats a lot of my time

misty sable
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A). Because employment
B). Because the league is over in 40 days

crisp raven
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megabonk is still fun

misty sable
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Simply not enough time to get the rewards

crisp raven
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i dont care about the rewards

misty sable
crisp raven
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im sitting on nearly 200k league points across the entire thing

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i dont play the main game

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oh if you want an arpg that scratches the poe itch

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theres astroloot

misty sable
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Eg

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Eh

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Is it ssf

crisp raven
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its a single player game

misty sable
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ehh

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big appeal of poe is that you can play whatever you want however you want

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And not be forced into unfun content like expedition

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Cause you can trade

crisp raven
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and that game doesnt restrict you

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when i quit it i had perfect gear

misty sable
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How many hrs

crisp raven
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good question

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idr how long ive played it in total

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2-3 weeks?

harsh coral
misty willow
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master do u wanna go for a walk tomorrow

crisp raven
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walkies are always nice

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you can join us on waklies

rigid geode
amber phoenix
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@rigid geode gukki i will send you 0.572 kg of tortas su maskarponu

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accept decline?

formal wraith
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hai hookoo

amber phoenix
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oo oo

glacial copper
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mmmm salley rooney soo good

rigid geode
amber phoenix
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gym skippers

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whats your excuse

harsh coral
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Not being fat

misty sable
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Go gym

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Levanta pesas

rigid geode
amber phoenix
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say you're burnt out

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door stoppers

harsh coral
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Why use plush when you can use real ones

amber phoenix
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Rel

granite basin
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why when when you whyn

harsh coral
harsh coral
rigid geode
amber phoenix
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damn that really sucks

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but i understand

maiden wadi
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Ive stopped going to gym after getting a job asw

harsh coral
maiden wadi
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I only see gym as an option if I'd do a full on desk job ngl

rigid geode
maiden wadi
bleak cedar
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Lol I get nothing per time I want to ask questions about in-game story of le

rigid geode
bleak cedar
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Alright I'm super upset and mad at that

maiden wadi
rigid geode
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ah, no

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IT desk job mostly

distant trench
rigid geode
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sometimes bit of moving around changing/installing hardware but nowhere near exhausting

rigid geode
maiden wadi
timber karma
maiden wadi
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I thought that I'd start going to gym with my new job, but still a bit too physically demanding so I cba

rigid geode
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yeah fair enough

maiden wadi
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I do some pushups nd stuff tho

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Just so my chest looks nicer

rigid geode
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i cba doing anything at home

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i hate pushups

maiden wadi
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It's just easy and efficient for what it does

rigid geode
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eh

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if youre too weak you cant do it if youre too strong its kinda ass

maiden wadi
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I bet you cant do like 30 pushups and thats why youre not a fan of it

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Well

rigid geode
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hard to progressive overload

maiden wadi
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Im not too strong ig

rigid geode
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i really prefer having gym equipment so i can increase the weight a bit at a time

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constant smooth progression

maiden wadi
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Oh yeah for sure

rigid geode
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also ive has some weird nerve issues when doing pushups

maiden wadi
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It's just like, you gotta show up and stuff

cloud ice
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i invested in a home gym and bought a year membership to an online program to help motivate me

rigid geode
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i mean i like the gym, going is the bad part

maiden wadi
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100%

indigo topaz
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i provide screaming as a service if you need more motivation

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only 20 dolla per scream stream

cloud ice
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i work out almost every day but use the program 3x a week

maiden wadi
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I also cant just go easy in a gym, it's a real issue. Every time I go I work out till fatigue

agile cypress
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oh yeah turns out i wasnt doing push ups or pull ups properly

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now i got better form elbows dont hurt

cloud ice
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was worth for a year to get me into it, help learn the different workouts etc plus im super lazy

wise arrow
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@pseudo lily u watching witch hat atalier? this mf is neo and gojo combined

rigid geode
maiden wadi
cloud ice
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not just workouts but also different types of stuff like yoga , pilates etc

agile cypress
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its harder for sure mayb my form still wrong so doesnt feel that much harder

maiden wadi
maiden wadi
rigid geode
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i can see that yea

agile cypress
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i go slowly heard the quality matters more for building muscle

cloud ice
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bro you need like 20-30 min of a targeted exercise if done right

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what are you doing for a hour

maiden wadi
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For one muscle sure

rigid geode
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30 minutes for 1 exercise?

cloud ice
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i mean i can go longer but i usually am pretty targeted

formal wraith
maiden wadi
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I was doing 3/4 days a week depending on the programme I was on and lifestyle at the time

cloud ice
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idk if i do legs its just 30ish min of legs

maiden wadi
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If you go gym every day sure

cloud ice
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quality over quanity and learning proper form has helped speed things up a lot

rigid geode
cloud ice
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i dont do whole body usually unless its a cardo/hit type of mode

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im way too lazy for all those rapid movements

wise arrow
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that's why push pull legs is op

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you segment your gains into 3 areas

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rotate them every other day (or extra days if you need to rest)

rigid geode
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yeah

wise arrow
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you spend 45-60 mins in the gym 3 ish times a week

cloud ice
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i have no equipment but dumbells

wise arrow
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easy peasy

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you can do it with dumbbells

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do you have instagram?

maiden wadi
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At leat me personally

cloud ice
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would you believe me if i said i have no social media

wise arrow
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yeah but i don't know where else this dude is KeK

cloud ice
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you do breaks but its like 90sec or less

maiden wadi
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I never agreed with that personally

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Didnt work for me

cloud ice
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idk how you would do that exercise with dumbells

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you do what is comfortable when working out tbh

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ive paused for longer, ive done shorter etc just depends

indigo topaz
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smh

cloud ice
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shhhh

indigo topaz
cloud ice
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someone always has to spill the beans

wise arrow
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man

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i checked the dudes website

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and he's just selling shit on his website

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no link to any videos he makes

cloud ice
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yeah its why i just paid out for a legit program

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recorded and live sessions with multiple workout types

maiden wadi
wise arrow
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largedumbbells

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he does a bunch of dumbbell only shit

cloud ice
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every youtube/insta gymbro was selling something or had so many ads it was hard to follow a full workout

wise arrow
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if i can't go to gym i do dumbbells at home

cloud ice
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or you subbed

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like fuck that

wise arrow
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eyah his videos are like 30 seconds long

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and he just goes do x for y seconds for these workouts in order

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and gives you the progression

cloud ice
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i needed to know proper everything or i wasnt gonna do it

misty willow
indigo topaz
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no blade disco scene for vysi

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smh

wise arrow
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the best way to train is to hire a trainer

cloud ice
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i love how they guide every movement and show multiple angles and different ways for those who need more help/assistance

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thats what i did basically just virtual and my own pace

wise arrow
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here in UK they cost like £15-22 an hour

misty willow
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give me calm coffee shop with books instead

wise arrow
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so it's like 70 quid a week

cloud ice
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the entire thing, which is a very nice set of changable dumbells and program was $500

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i will not sub after

maiden wadi
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Yeah I can see hiring a trainer for a few sessions being useful when starting out

wise arrow
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these are my home weights

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i have 2 sets

cloud ice
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the cost was less than a gym here or trainer

maiden wadi
cloud ice
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sure but everything here is

wise arrow
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does the person interface with you?

cloud ice
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if i want yes

maiden wadi
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He better be on 24/7 call

wise arrow
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see that's why it's so expensive ekolin

cloud ice
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i can do live sessions, i can talk to a live coach

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which i have

wet gale
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inb4 AI generated chat

wise arrow
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if you buy something without that

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much cheaper

cloud ice
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they say its not AI and never seemed AI

maiden wadi
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Ig I'm just thinking different because the gym I went to was super oldschool

wet gale
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im dooming ignore my chats

cloud ice
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nah its a legit concern these days

wise arrow
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ngl i havent thought about using AI to build a program

indigo topaz
maiden wadi
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You basically ask for a programme and the owner just poops one out for you free of charge based on your needs and then you ask regulars for how everything is done properly

cloud ice
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the live classes plus recorded programs, new ones monthly would be thousands normally

maiden wadi
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Gone are the days I suppose

wise arrow
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probably one of the few things it would actually be useful for

maiden wadi
cloud ice
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my state is crazy expensive so this was by far cheaper than gym

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plus im in my home

maiden wadi
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Because for the most part when you understand how programmes work it's actually fairly simple

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You have a base list of muscle groups you want to cover, then you just pick whichever exercise suits you better for it

wise arrow
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i used the free trial of the renaissance periodization strength app

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it was so shit

maiden wadi
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I was thinking to try it asw until the expose happened lol

wise arrow
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there's so many of those "expose" videos on the strength industry

maiden wadi
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Then I realized that the old ways are probably more correct than sharlatan scienctubers

wise arrow
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idgaf really

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if you're jacked as fuck you're clearly doing something right

maiden wadi
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I mean, this one was pretty bad

wise arrow
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even if you're on steroids

tranquil aurora
maiden wadi
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And then crying that you didnt win the competition because you couldnt stop eating

wise arrow
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i have no issue with him getting cosmetic surgeries

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bro is pro pharma to solve all our issues

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he has infinite money and will choose to do whatever his brain tells him he wants

indigo topaz
wise arrow
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working out is literally lift weight properly get big

maiden wadi
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It's just not a good look due to the reasons he did it

wise arrow
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that entire industry is 99% body dysmorphia

tranquil aurora
harsh coral
cloud ice
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i just wanted a bigger ass if im honest

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its working so far

indigo topaz
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after 4 seasons i have 800 platinum now

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soon ill be rich

cloud ice
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i really just wanted to fill out my pants better lol

maiden wadi
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For me it was mainly chest and arms. I did love my bench press lol

cloud ice
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using dumbells for legs also does arms which is nice

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for like squats and stuff

wise arrow
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are you a squatter or hip thruster

maiden wadi
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At my peak I could do 110kg at 80kg body weight, I wonder what I could do now if I went to gym for like 3 months

cloud ice
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both

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i do it all for the gains

maiden wadi
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My right arm is now very clearly considerably bigger than left xdxd

cloud ice
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the one i cant do properly still cause i need a lifted platform or yoga blocks to stand on is a squat/hinge cause i hit the floor

cloud ice
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i have to hold the weight with my arms to balance and then it takes it off legs for a second

maiden wadi
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I'm sure that if I trained it would equalize fairly fast

cloud ice
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form sucks

chilly harness
maiden wadi
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At least close enough

chilly harness
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i don't know what this creature is

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but i like it

maiden wadi
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That's a weird dog

wise arrow
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man amazon have gotten so annoying with delivery recently

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they used to deliver on weekends and bank holidays and now they dont in my city

cloud ice
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oh no maybe ppl wanted some days off

harsh coral
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oh no workers rights are righting

wise arrow
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if only it was a workers rights thing and not a cost saving thing

thin cape
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If it works anything like here it's both, as they'd have to pay workers more for sundays and holidays

wise arrow
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so higher wages and people like me happy to pay the premium to pay them sounds good to me

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@stiff cloud lowkey the xp/h at doom is kinda good

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it's like 150k~ an hour

stiff cloud
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most bosses give good xp because its boosted, muspah is the same

indigo topaz
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idk i am happy most people arent forced to work on holidays or weekends

stiff cloud
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muspah is almost twice the xp bonus

indigo topaz
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can live with no packages on those days just fine

stiff cloud
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107% versus 62% of doom

wise arrow
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not surprised it's that good since if you just 1 style it

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your xp is cooked

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gonna hybrid muspah when i get ayak

hexed jolt
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I think if u press the red button youre a conservative

stiff cloud
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ulybot is broken

timber karma
wise arrow
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the online discourse around that is kinda jokes

distant trench
dense widget
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Thinking that or bladestorm

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Discord krangled

dense widget
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Wake up early

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Hope the breakfast stall opens today

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Me want brekkie

formal wraith
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hai fizz

misty willow
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brekk

hollow bronze
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Anyone knows a good and budget wireless keyboard, wireless mouse and wireless headset mostly for gaming (I play cs)?

wise arrow
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(dont buy wireless)

potent kettle
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I did a few days ago bla

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https://youtu.be/Hm5vAPl56jY Lemon pound cake mentioned.

This is one of the best MRE menus in service, which was first produced in 1995 and hailed as a favorite among soldiers, Chili and Macaroni is better than ever. We also check out some on the road MRE components and then come back home to some Santa Fe Rice and Beans - a perfected side dish item.

(Merch)
https://steve1989-shoans.p.fourthwall.com/...

▶ Play video
timber karma
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sir a second isaac has hit the greedier

dense widget
wise arrow
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@stiff cloud 6% wave 8 skeesh 1 day

misty sable
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good shirt

timber karma
misty willow
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jingle your bells, little manul. without an audience to care about you it's the closest thing you'll get to hearing applause.

crisp raven
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theres constant sounds of applause when it walks

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due to the aftershock

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of its fat ass

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okay its ass isnt fat

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the whole thing is a fat

dense widget
crisp raven
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good cat

bold knoll
misty sable
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yeah i was gonna ask

chilly harness
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i don't know but it is friendly

misty sable
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it looks like an anteater

chilly harness
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that was what i figured

bold knoll
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oh it's a badger

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huh

misty sable
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wtf

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Totem is still alive

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and hes a mod for terraria discord now

dense widget
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Damn totem lore got wxpanded

spice tulip
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Got an assortment of fig trees (75) I propegated from cuttings leafing out!

potent kettle
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FBI OPEN UP!

brittle sable
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Fig trees?

pseudo lily
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masta likes fat ass

stable lava
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D4 not good

wet gale
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close one

wild inlet
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those trees are cool

patent pike
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it's funny how you can be washing your walls like

I dunno these don't seem that bad
not sure I really needed to do this
and then step back like
oh.
oh, ok, goddamn
really did need it.

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Wish I could get to the painting already but that's the easy part of painting

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... I am rather glad I saw the city staging the work or I would be very concerned about what just came out of my tap lol

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(like, I know they're working on the water mains and that this is not the norm)

stable lava
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@amber phoenix wake up tony

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Its saturday

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U dont want to waste your weekend on sleep

dense widget
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chat whats for lumch

stable lava
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@agile cypress do u want to visit japan for sight seeing

agile cypress
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not big on the list of things i wanna do but its better than nothing

stable lava
#

Nice

patent pike
#

You know what's nice? Realizing that the property you've been seeking out in a product is one most other people find undesirable, so it's actually cheaper to get the variant you want.

#

I've been looking at hardwood floors like

why do all of these look so fake? and EXPENSIVE.
turns out I want the 'character' or 'natural' boards, and most people don't want their wood floors to actually look like wood for some reason.

#

Cool, half price floors for me lol

patent pike
#

Kinda guessing but also I've looked at enough of them in the last couple days that I feel pretty confident in that guess

#

Current pick is this 'natural finish canadian northern birch', tho

dense widget
#

something like walnut colored

patent pike
#

It's got the variation I didn't know I was after, while still having the nice bright aesthetic I did know I wanted, and it's only 3.89USD/sq ft

#

which I'd be happy to convert into your local units I just don't know what they are lol

dense widget
#

that being said, i may have to opt for lighter colors, since my furniture are dark wood

patent pike
#

It's much cheaper than the other options anyway

#

I got quoted about that to refinish the existing floors, before the contractor (who is a family friend) told me he'd rather not take my money because there was damage he didn't think he could repair.

#

which was a bummer, it's the old school super-narrow slat hardwood, which I love

#

Can probably save enough of it to make a desk out of tho...

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(you'd still need some plywood to bond it, but it'd make a nice top surface and let me keep some of the history, y'know?)

#

I uh... I sorta hate how much of this house I have to replace but at least I get to be the one to do it, toured so. many. bad flips.

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And half of them had major structural issues that would have been easier to address before the cosmetic upgrades

patent pike
patent pike
#

My last place was less than 300 square feet (~30 square meters IIRC?) so I basically had my desk and bed and not much else
But then, also, a full-height, full-depth rackmount cabinet, because I'm dumb like that.

#

Still need to move that but I'm... not in a rush

indigo topaz
dense widget
#

yea

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just gotta farm the body armor

reef gull
#

why the fuck does this appear in my youtube feed

vale drift
#

paid actors

stable lava
#

cuz u watched d4 clips

vale drift
#

ugh

#

why is the red bull store closed

void mist
reef gull
#

did people play d4 too much and then compared d4 to a game patch that was released 12 years ago?

stable lava
#

cuz its sunday, saru

vale drift
#

are you in church yet

dense widget
reef gull
#

like "surely d4 expansion was much better than poe 1 expansion"

stable lava
#

there is one church 0.5 km from my home

reef gull
#

why are u going to church

stable lava
#

leftoever stuff when Francois still here

#

you are free to have faith Soha

patent pike
#

liiiiiiies

stable lava
#

u wont be able to work for the gov tho

patent pike
stable lava
#

decaf?

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no

#

i think my mom side of the family are into christanity

#

they have alt name and stuff

#

crazy folks

patent pike
#

hah, not quite. short version is it's the biggest industry conference, like 30k people in Las Vegas annually.
And given the subject matter, there's a large population of federal agents hoping to gather evidence or make arrests of suspected hackers.

Which has led to a game, 'Spot The Fed'.

In response, a couple of the three letter agencies sent a panel to do a Q&A segment, 'Meet The Fed'.

Anyway. They basically told one of the people asking questions to get a haircut if they wanted to work for the government, and he was like

Lol no I get paid more by people who don't care if I have long hair or tattoos

stable lava
#

new bot in general

patent pike
patent pike
#

naw, just yappy and procrastinating

#

my other option is to go wash the walls in the basement so I can paint

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and that sounds too much like work

stable lava
#

what is your take on D4

patent pike
stable lava
#

ye

agile cypress
#

u must like d4 u keep talking bout it

patent pike
#

I mean, I started playing PoE because I had an itch to play 'Diablo 2 or something like it' but without giving Blizzard money, because fuck Blizzard

stable lava
#

for the good of the world @agile cypress

patent pike
#

So I didn't even know there was a Diablo 4

indigo topaz
stable lava
#

like trimming the branches

indigo topaz
#

he's too scared of anyone knowing tho

agile cypress
#

yeah i didnt even think bout d4 until u mention

stable lava
#

so the tree can grow

maiden wadi
#

Wtf is this humidity where I park at

stable lava
#

whiteknight like faust keep funding blizzard

#

i exist to migrate other people from becoming Faust

#

we need less Faust in tis world

potent kettle
#

Awoo

stable lava
#

awoo

stable lava
maiden wadi
#

It's like legit as if I was next to water, but the water is like half a mile away and cars closer to it dont get as moist

patent pike
#

See, I know y'all are trying to do wolf sounds, I've been informed of as much
but I can't help but imagine it as Nixon from Futurama

maiden wadi
#

But on this corner every car is basically fucked by 100% humidity or smth

indigo topaz
patent pike
#

I knew a guy who made his living flying down to Florida and then driving cars back up to Virginia to get on a train back to the northeast

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because they hadn't been rusted out by road salt

maiden wadi
#

They had a good life and now they are going to die

patent pike
patent pike
patent pike
#

I think the newer models have better coatings or metallurgy or something though, because I see way fewer rusted out shitbuckets than I remember being the norm

#

and like, it's not because everyone suddenly has money for newer stuff

patent pike
#

I actually know the perfect person to ask about this, but they would be... rather annoyed if I called them right now.

stable lava
patent pike
#

Actually... two people

indigo topaz
patent pike
#

One of them does body work and the other does chemistry for ... Ford, I think?

indigo topaz
stable lava
#

kinda

patent pike
indigo topaz
#

yeah blizzard lives rent free in your head

patent pike
#

don't get me started on Sony though - they've been on my shit list for decades now.

#

or do, I love talking shit about Sony.

#

Short version is that if I'd done what they did, I might be getting out of prison about now, so it seems reasonable to still be mad about it.

#

PLUS they fucked over some of my friends in a big way.

#

ahem

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(mind - for having done the same shit they got away with, that's a big part of why it's so galling.)

#

ok I'll stop.

#

Blizzard I don't even remember why I don't like them, not really, just 'grr blizzard bad', I'll cop to that.

shadow fiber
#

@torpid temple

shadow fiber
#

Go back to your marvel avengers fan club

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And your private lobby server looking at luna snow emoting

glacial copper
#

when u win lane while rushing egg and trophy collector

shadow fiber
#

I am never touching rivals again

torpid temple
shadow fiber
#

There is no rein equivalent (unfortunately)

#

Strange is closest but like

#

He doesnt have as much aura as big boy rein

torpid temple
#

Rivals tanks are much better designed than OW tanks tho

#

kit wise

shadow fiber
#

I'd say because their ideas doesnt come out of thin air

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Since marvel is an existing ip

#

And can just pull some bullshit based on their comic abilities

torpid temple
#

that much is true

shadow fiber
#

Point still stands though I hate infinite sustain slop

torpid temple
#

But if someone ported their kit over to ow, I'd probably play most of rivals tanks over ow tanks

torpid temple
#

Ult for every circle of heal support got nuked

indigo topaz
#

ok my nad viso hp50 finally are dead after being held together by tape

torpid temple
#

They also killed a lot of tanks combo game because of cc immunity tho lmao

indigo topaz
#

guess i need to finally buy some new wired closed back headphones

shadow fiber
torpid temple
#

Spiderman literally cant pull past a certain distance because his combos have many cc

torpid temple
#

cuz stadium is 3rd person

shadow fiber
#

But whats great about first person is you have a blind spot

#

And cant peek over walls

torpid temple
shadow fiber
#

Guess depth perception too

torpid temple
#

Also whatever infront of you is obscured

bleak cedar
#

Just craft one... What is it in English?

#

Origami cranes, oh

muted igloo
#

@amber phoenix did you see ela playing that scuffed horror game last night

fickle hatch
#

Yall think me and my bro got enough?

worldly oasis
#

Good morning charts

worldly oasis
fickle hatch
#

Real

#

i’m really enoying this rumcream though

worldly oasis
#

Eww banana rum

fickle hatch
#

First time trying it, i liked pina colada rum cream.

worldly oasis
#

Real man drink tasteless rum that’s for girls

fickle hatch
#

To each their own, straight alcohol fucks my stomach up after one night i had drank almost a whole bottle of moonshine by myself

deft pelican
#

Hey guys

#

What's up ?

hexed jolt
#

because humans are generally altruistic

#

ur a yakubian monster if ur not

mortal galleon
indigo topaz
#

Hm meze99 neo vs fiio ft1 seems to be the decision

void mist
#

yes

misty willow
#

meze looks cooler

indigo topaz
#

It's a shame that both don't have a 3.5mm one sided input for my mic

amber phoenix
amber phoenix
amber phoenix
#

Ripge

indigo topaz
#

Ok went with dt770 pro x

patent pike
#

Thought metal roofs might be an inexpensive option for my garage.
They are not, but apparently they last longer than I will, so that's appealing. The one option had a 100 year warranty.

#

Like... I could get the roof on my house done now and then just... never again lol

misty willow
#

o what's the x

#

I have the regular DT 770s

patent pike
#

which is something you want in high-end headphones, I assume.

#

welll... second tier decent ones, anyway

#

They're not walmart impulse buy garbage but you could spend ten times as much and still not be to the top end lol

indigo topaz
misty willow
#

ah that's cool

patent pike
#

(don't spend more than a couple hundred bucks on headphones you can't tell the difference, nobody can)

patent pike
#

Even modded my old Sony cans to have one

crisp raven
#

defeated by bees

signal trench
#

HONSE

patent pike
#

(bonus - I can swap in a boom mic instead of the regular cable)

dense widget
#

homse

#

hmm

patent pike
dense widget
#

i should go jim now before it starts to be packed

signal trench
#

hmm surely i will get baited by some bee you did

#

THE BEEE

crisp raven
#

i still dont trust the optimal solution lol

signal trench
crisp raven
#

yeah

#

even after clicking back and forth

#

just doesnt make sense

signal trench
#

ye

#

when its just 1 tile diff its so weird

crisp raven
#

i can usually at least logically notice those

#

this one was too nonsensical

misty willow
#

krill issue

signal trench
dense widget
#

Bro one cell is lagging

hexed jolt
#

The specimen is outside

midnight dew
dense widget
#

He look chonky

indigo topaz
hexed jolt
#

He was here most of the day yesterday

#

Looking and ekekekeing at birds

#

And smelling

indigo topaz
misty willow
#

real

#

all the chocolates are foken 90g now

#

and they are more expensive

indigo topaz
#

i just buy tonys now

#

found out that my old wireless headset still works, guess ill use that until the new headphones come in

#

cant believe people praised corsair virtuoso sound back then

#

sounds like shit

misty willow
#

tonys is 5 euro here so more expensive than anything else really sadly

bleak cedar
#

No tonys here because it don't sell in China ScuffGiveUp

indigo topaz
#

4,50 here

#

not on sale on sale it goes to 3,80 or lower

harsh coral
#

@inland narwhal

indigo topaz
#

guess the right person for the job is here

misty willow
reef gull
#

bruh long holidays is melting my brain ScuffGiveUp

indigo topaz
#

why

tranquil aurora
#

@indigo topaz got uber down

#

absolutely dogshit fight

midnight dew
#

Giga

#

D4?

tranquil aurora
#

yea

#

blizzard insist youre playing wow actually and design fights like that

#

and my most intense spell effect is heroic strike or something

#

and i can see whats happening

tranquil aurora
#

meanwhile my average attack

signal trench
#

i see numbers so its fine

indigo topaz
#

big just finsihed the campaign myelf

#

was actually decent

tranquil aurora
signal trench
#

number inflation

#

zimbabwe damage

reef gull
#

we get 4 days off from thursday to sunday

harsh coral
reef gull
#

watching anime instead

harsh coral
#

oh no

reef gull
#

at least its better than watching those tik tok dances all day

reef gull
#

also at least i didnt spend time playing d4 smh

indigo topaz
#

uh

amber phoenix
#

Matcha tea mood

#

@muted igloo

#

Reimu...

crisp raven
#

addicted to drugs at 29 BABA

wild inlet
#

wish steam would just exclude china completely when it calculates positive/mixed on the store page

indigo topaz
#

or usofa

wild inlet
#

why usa

indigo topaz
#

why not

crisp raven
#

butting in everywhere

wild inlet
#

usa doesnt review bomb every time something gets nerfed in a game

crisp raven
#

almost every english discussion has someone shove usa opinions in it

amber phoenix
#

You have all the rights as american to stand for yourself

crisp raven
#

hucu devolved into tsu now

amber phoenix
amber phoenix
crisp raven
#

not racism

amber phoenix
#

what racism

#

no evidence shittalk

crisp raven
#

reread your message

#

"joeys"

wild inlet
crisp raven
#

"no evidence"

amber phoenix
amber phoenix
crisp raven
#

exactly my point

#

you spend too much time with tsu

amber phoenix
#

what point

#

lul

crisp raven
#

brain's fried

amber phoenix
#

i was gonna say case in point for my own

#

and i guess you did the same

#

eh whatever

crisp raven
amber phoenix
#

arent you literally racist to americans

#

devolve btw

crisp raven
#

america is a race?

amber phoenix
#

hypocrite

crisp raven
#

thats news

amber phoenix
#

news to me as well

crisp raven
amber phoenix
#

but joeys struck to you more

crisp raven
#

intelligent conversation as always

amber phoenix
#

learn from the best

#

slap a whar emote to reinforce to your point

#

sigma

crisp raven
#

??

#

the whar emote is an expression of confusion

#

what point

amber phoenix
#

dont even say thats what you been doing all time

#

lol

crisp raven
#

i use it every time you make no sense

amber phoenix
#

lies

#

i make great sense

#

its just you

crisp raven
#

alright mister

#

enjoy your bagel

amber phoenix
#

inverting everything

signal trench
#

invert this

crisp raven
wild inlet
torpid temple
crisp raven
#

nah just some casual racism

torpid temple
#

about what?

crisp raven
#

you just represent all chinese people now

harsh coral
#

@vale drift

torpid temple
#

ah tsu level racism.

#

a classic

crisp raven
#

yeah pmuch

torpid temple
#

mods slacking for letting the people this racist exist still

#

but oh well

crisp raven
#

but nah clearly im confused

#

not the racism

wild inlet
#

is anyone else gonna get a steam controller

crisp raven
#

steamy

misty willow
#

nope

wild inlet
#

:<

torpid temple
#

already have 8bitdo and gamesir x5 lite

#

no point in getting another one

#

also I dont have a spare 400+ to get a steam controller for even if it sells here

#

which is unlikely since steam deck stil isnt sold here

indigo topaz
#

too expensive and the first one sucked

#

so nope

wild inlet
#

pain

harsh coral
#

yeah gonna get it.
i liked the steam controller v1.
reminded me alot of dreamcast one somehow

wild inlet
#

i have a ds4 from when that was new so anything is probably an upgrade at point

stuck ravine
wild inlet
#

sonic.exe type shit

stuck ravine
#

Marios madness is one of those, but then it's a fake song on top

#

Cause that's what SilvaGunner does

granite basin
#

marmite

stuck ravine
#

I wanna try marmite

#

and the other ite too

granite basin
#

just do a little 🤏 tiny

misty willow
#

still need to try it too

granite basin
misty willow
#

ye vegemite

wild inlet
#

i dont

granite basin
#

same shit different country

stuck ravine
#

yeah

#

I heard it's quite different

stuck ravine
#

Am I your teto dealer now?

amber phoenix
#

indeed

#

i got cassia dealers and bau bau dealers

#

and everything in between

#

seiyus

granite basin
#

uab uab

amber phoenix
#

american

granite basin
#

jenadian

amber phoenix
#

the people here want to strip your rights to vote on video games reviews

stuck ravine
#

I don't have Teto currently, out of stock,
But would you be interested in some "Stack" ?

hexed jolt
granite basin
#

why are you trying to post teto's stack

hexed jolt
#

Huge based

stuck ravine
wild inlet
#

ha ha elf

amber phoenix
granite basin
#

shelf

amber phoenix
#

now we're talking

#

the interlap

stuck ravine
amber phoenix
#

ye, he had it since the beta dayts

amber phoenix
#

he's danish living in northern ireland

#

so bit of templar humour

stuck ravine
amber phoenix
#

average monday

stuck ravine
#

But it's saturday

amber phoenix
#

indeed

harsh coral
#

its friday

stuck ravine
#

no?

wild inlet
#

why are teto songs always so doomer