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it's nice and nippy outside
made tea
blasting black metal and POE
what more could I want
maybe some head
lol 

cheating, im summoning in mark
What the sigma
Which ones
the entirety of US East has been slain
goddamn Trump administration
tip 30% of the internet again
😔
I see. Many. Best to gamble green ones then.
tax the poor
Hucu of Trathus
from car to forest transportation
Piss break while driving
Uly outside arc
he took frank for a side gig to bury someone
oh.
Just 10 minutes left and im at the cemetery
sorry for your loss Uly
not losses
Nah its yearly thing
business
No one died
hm
will be back this evening to hit maps
show piss POV
i feel like getting some hummus
And absolutely CHILL
why didn't i get it yesterday
The car is so cool tho holy i love driving it
I love hummus
coolcar
Lidl has those
hows weather
Hummus + wheat + sos combos
Kaufland > Lidl
For like 1.2 euro
I love hummus with carrote
Cold but very sunny
absolute horse man dinner
lol
Peetah, the horse is here
Im just waiting now because my parents are like 20min behind me
And we're visiting graves togetha
damn no quicksilver flask?
Got 3 cemeteries
you're blasting free bird
Uly has tailwind and his parents are stuck with wanderlust
smh
Frank has aspect of the cat
pog?
Less dura is very good on kinetic fusillade holy you go from 0.7 to 0.217 sec
Equip gmp, attack twice on 0.217 and u have i sane dps
that's crazy
are you saying like 21/20 gem
Even with imperfect timing lets assume 3 flurries a second youre getting 3600 eff dps
Since 3 flurries of 12
Not counting the extra damage per proj in flurry which is like, 9% more per? So average 45% across a flrry
This is the broken skill, not kinetic rain
my face when im competing with cobra lashers and arc users
for chain more dmg cluster
Oh even more, 12% per xd
20/20 is 59% less
das gud papi
Thats 0.28 per flurry im sorri miscalced
a little bit of rounding up wont hurt
jungroan type damage
And less dura at least has the 20% more dmg which more dura doesnt
Trust me hucu it feels so good to use
Im caming
Just press and run
If conflagration is the same then I really wanna play it
careful it might work uly
im respeccing anyway after poison conc of bouncing reaches its limit
right now saving and waiting for discounts on 1x asenath gentle touch, 1x betralyal sting and 2x projectil mediums 
jesus the league mechanic drops so much stuff
ye but its worth its effort since you do have to clear breach and succ blood
Yes
So much pensi
Wait till you get ancient wombs in like act3
Im chilling with tasalios ring easy 100 added cold
graftblood vials tradeable when
btw
red cross
u can ctrl click in and then ctrl click the item again
dont have to aim for the small ass icon to birth
teknologija
@indigo topaz
it's a bit annoying that that's the thing it does since I am used to ctrl click to take things in and take things out
but little reason to take them out anyway so

true true
im gonna assume the bottom 2 lines dont do shit for me
no the impale chance is global
Yknow I feel like rushing this might be a lot more useful to my bumass
Everyone rushes it
Then rush the chance for body armor
And whatever attribute u want
And ur printing 5L
Then go for mod quality GGG
i rushed for weapon
cuz i really need both anyways

You can respec for free anuway
1c btw
Between one and the other
Yeah but funnier to craft urself
i don't like the new breach tbh
only possible to clear full breach in dunes probably
any corridor map is default fail
at least early on
Same as last breach
research that processed foods are 2x cheaper per calorie than healthy food
but then here comes the satan of health costs oh no no
Seems to be green now
damn I didn't even realize my health & ES are sitting so nicely already
wowee
Nothing really changed about how breach operates other than how fast it collapses now tbh
ya got more es than me
poggies

grogchamp
ruetoo mental sanity
3c dogshit
skill sennheiserissue
skill still trash, don't get baited or else you'll alt f4 the league
you have been warned

i am literally doing it rn
uber lab today is doctor retreat
do you understand
wdym
best movement skill
just go into coc ice spear
half the build is shockwave cyclone the other half is gcry

ah shockwave and that gencry meme, not pure cyclone
pure cyclone worked with mercs
otherwise its just glorified cast on crit skill
always was
oh youtube exploding my watch due to uploads
the five minute streamer breaks be like
man golemans are so fucking broken
it still works.
but do you reallly want to spent +10divs todo 11m dps?
https://pobb.in/T4YxCrhSDOc8
thats not really workin innit.
its without merc
1div for 1m dps is rather terrible mileage
only thing left are cyclone paradoxica jump out of the window gameplay
yeag its if you really want to play it you can push it to 43m but you need mb
and svallin
all i know is i made the correct choice going ignite prolif arc
right after lab and it was big nut

cant wait till you get capped out on dps

unless they buffed it in some way i didnt realize
it should top out relatively quickly
don't think that'll be an issue until you decide to do ubers
yeah
my pob has 3 mil naked so that's fine
that's more than my geared melee guy 
for dots you can do pretty much everything comfortably with around 4-5 mil
as in non ubers
damn that window cleaning robot is noice
why do wraps say to grill them for 3 minutes
i aint grilling my wrap, im gonna make damn shawarma now
is it a spider
it sucks big itme
kinda expensivo but my mom has neck issues so itll be good probably
almost instaskip 
me when fud
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ill just do the walk of shame
alright
thx tho

1 pm breakfast 
huc too caring
why did new ui redesigns remove the scroll on volume controls to change volume
fucking tidal and yt
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ill finish act 4 then eat mom
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... I guess decent for act 5 😭

when are we going to cleveland
color me something
WHERE 2H MACE GAEM
oh i see
pconc feels abit like cheating
fucking socket trade filter is broken 
it did also get nerfed tho so.
well maybe rebalanced is more like it
pconc of bouncing is braindead
ngl ive played much faster and stronger starting skills
but yeah bouncing is strong
you have to constantly swap flasks and get them more value in campaign
like what, hollow palm?
oh theres a lot
i'd rather keep on pconcing
over hpalm
hpalm is kinda dookie in that it sacrifices almost all of your defense
some of the arma brands was much smoother play and sunder also one shots most of the campaign
idk im just throwing what ive played and felt much faster than pconc of boucning im going through rn
poisons with pathfinder have obscure packs exploding so thats nice
on top of asenaths
once you get that
foulborn embalmer should fix that


its in some place and 8 sec now
act 8 iirc
rip, i wanted to use flame surge and 2 curses in a 4s trigger sceptre
to avoid arca brand
idk why i thought i can run 80lvl contracts so fresh LMAO
goofy
the tree
gifts are like 200 blood and maps gives 450
ilvls warry ig
1x1=1 1x2=2 1x3=3 3x3=9 6x6=36
type beat
169 graftblood from that one, which is around average
you should do it anyways
I am, just doesn't feel worth it
this is where currency at
400 blvd
more blood spent more reward
blood shall be spilt
i guess grafts with these are nice 
not exact provisioning tho
Hey guys just a heads up if you play warframe, login to collect a 3 tauforged archon shards and warframe slots and weapons slots and a new sayandana for cancer awareness
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wi wi wi frame...
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drinks on the house
reminder to drink and stretch
I'll drink to that
ooo
still stronk
waiter, more lavish wombgift
probably still one of the better ones until map i suppose

new phone who dis
oh hey
your mom
graftblood gain is also a thing
faka u mom

ur Grounded 2
ah what the fuck
nah, always heard about it here and there but never took a look
not instant trade players
oh gotcha
i'll air u

WAITER, WAITER, MORE DIVINE ORBS
what the
mod
stole luck from master
gongonjey
hm wonder what second graft to get
any zoom ones
need to browse wares in poedbhub

are they tradeable
wait thats insane
havent checked tbh
oh saw stash thought stash
neat
right one singular more map, then go lift, yes thats what we're doing
it's only been one more map the last 5 maps
that's sick lol
slams rares and uniques just for the sake of it
ah damn its low lvl
1743 graft but still
i really like the wave half of the league mechanic
its only good because white mobs aren't the main characters with the hp and dmg
which is nice
peepo..
gud luckge
kek
uhh what do i path in the genesis tree
o nice
you get points from collecting green shit
path to body armour and sockets me thinks
quest limbs
i prioritize currency and grafts atm
Path for this first
feel like market for grafts is underrated
then this if you dont use 2H
fud time
hmm
dagger 
i keep pressing dodge roll
does it help
(?)
😮
that's gotta be a billion dollars
crazy item
it's like +4-5 skill points over a leap
and you get more stuff for free that might not be worth a point but still ok
das craze
rip
what about right heating
into the sun with you
oh so you can stabilize it.
progress check
0%
what about hk
see above
lazy bum
save a six link for me
@amber phoenix https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DQXzQd4kynd/ sir get the fuck out that man's hotel
room you weren't invited
i wanna go there
damn
just chrome it ezy
neat
850 dps
No fissures only volcanos
nothing at 780+ lmao
just 1 at 1k dps
big
what if you check by phys only instead of pdps
ye thats the smorter way
is there even a special staff
frfr
true
idunno but i cant use axes
only warstaves and maces
what you talking about?
eventuality rod?
true
eventually it'll be good
yessir
I had forgotten how much of a pain in the ass old jrpgs with random encounters are for finding specific things
cyclone in 2025
DQ8's 3ds port spoiled me
And more gifts for your womb whatever that means

Man this game keeps throwing the wrong golden turd at me
breach really be slowing me down
which map is this
aight
U can search her name in the atlas and it will highlight the map
Was wondering why he hadnt posted in a while
He was busy inflicting giga self harm.
nice
nice
bro what
nice
it's not that good
seems insane if you don't actually read it
you're insane
it's me the jonkler
wuh? @hexed jolt
might be good for res stacking builds
"overcapped" etc
almost no sources of "increased" elemental resistances, so it's a more multipler effectively

chalupa
churro
the scarlet bloom flowers once more
fuck
I forgot to buy some ground slams before uber lab
if I get the thing I am going to be so sad
wasn't expecting to like the alternate breach mechanic more than the original lol
but i'm still way early
How does it work. Same as ZO but for recoup? Aka its based on the es or based on life still
I love it but I do hope when it goes core they let you opt out of either type of encounter
es recoup i hope
from life
since one works best in open maps and the other works best in closed off maps
lowkey just the addition of the progress bar alone makes it better
it's fun to race against it
Oh thats kinda nuts
With the esh thing xd
And champion stuff
did u see the fortify minion chest uly
No what is it
I havent seen anything in the last 7 hours
2.5hr driving now at grammas
Will be playing pou in 4
Holy liveblog
mhh...grilled chees
melee ignite axe pog
ignite zerk sounds pain
Waaaah thats insane batchest moment is it not? Looks cool for... Domblow ....
Domblow .. moment...
Increases and reduction to minion life is op tho is it not
Holy
Nutty putty
15% tho
Good for popcorn builds
Which got a big buff with formless inferno foulborn, granting level 30 minion life
Ur overcapped fire resist increases your maximum life
:)

For popcorn builds specifically I think the foulborn skin of the lords is spicier
50% increased fire res

what mod does that replace
60% fire damage chance to poison
@muted igloo lol challenged a doll house without being ready and got rekt gonna start over
hmm
i'll just do normal
the game is pretty difficult, so you could do hope if you mostly want the story
or you get tilted if you end up losing very deep in
explodys
which bane is that

double poe play challenge?
damn
double
earn
pretty sick spot for the beyond stuff

@muted igloo ok i do hope this time
that was fast 
got rekt by the second bos
trying to beat the boss without recruiting a third person wasnt a good idea it turns out 
noob
the items i buy here do they show up randomly in the story?
how come i couldnt find it anywhere
Oh yeah are the foulborn uniqeus like
Preset in terms of what unique affix gets changed?
yeah but it's rng if and where they show up
(for the most part)
@amber phoenix
free ram
man getting divs while i cannot get through the climb
hucc what templat gets at caverns
template
templet
wow lab 3 is so fucking annoying
contender for the worst 3rd lab on leaguestart so far
aaaand i died, pog
@muted igloo damn this game hard
Big fucking unfortunate
think imma try a different combo
I don't like backtracking lab
tried miss chain boba triest and the illusion sword dude
gonna try sword dude + priest this time
pressel is alright, kinda niche
league mechanic is absolute bonkers for crafting tho
charon and miss chain are very strong together for dots
Sword dude such a fuckin creep though
Spoilers 
oh okie
damn this looks good
but i think scale vest is the play
barrier in roguelites always gud right @muted igloo
nah the tiny girl
oh
and yeah barrier is pretty good
pretty much everything in the game is good
i've done so many runs with different kits because of that
there's a lot of crazy ones
was just browsing

my favs are charon + miss chain dot combo and trisha giga crit buffing
ez
DAYUM
wtf
@muted igloo ok this combo is going kinda nice so far

i didnt know i can reach this numbers
when i started poe i was playing on integrated graphics laptop and then upgraded to 1050ti laptop
does your moni support 260hz?
144 but turned it down to 120
no i got 2 identical monitors and one got scuffed at 144hz and having one at 120 and other 144 makes me irrationally angy
also what ggg policy on macros, i wanna reassign my mouse 5 button to do portal but it double clicks all the time 
all i want is to add delay 
go ham king
No issue with macros
Theyre not checking for them
rip to lil bro
haha so ni12345ce of them 
ye pressel+ironheart is a slow and trusty combo
im lvl 13 and dont wanna play
then dont?
lets gooooooooooooooo
nice, she's by far the most fun to use for me
why
can basically solo the game with her + a bunch of healers/supports
on frankfurt?
london
ah, try frankfurt?
i also used to use london but it was shit like that many times
to the point it made me give frankfurt a try after many years
yea, meant that u aint missing out on much
wow the rares from stabilized breaches hit like a damn truck
thats new
is it christmas
no it's 2 months till christmas
are you christmas

him shaking
cute car
hucu are you abusing league mechanic yet
aren't we all abusing it
@muted igloo damn died to reaper at hope level 1
idk wombgifts stopped dropping for quite some time
weird
i got 2 of these mods
so supposedly 160% more drop of currency one
lemao..
More graft crafting 
what about t0 items
30 qual mageblood where is it
@dense widget https://www.rxddit.com/r/holdmycatnip/comments/1ok1ovk/absolute_cinema/ they're singing a duet
heckin speedge
everything really
or just save gold for other stuff
goldeez
do you still gamba when it mapping?
trading async, respeccing passives
man i am so outdated
faustus

I gambled in Act 3 and got a Storm Prison 
kingsmarch is the main gold sinker tho
eu laggy af again even with vpn
yea the servers are donkey piss right now
swapped from amsterdam to frankfurt to uhh
i think ill do washington
Maybe the real vpn was the friends we made along the way
booooo
if you turned out to be my vpn i'd disconnect instantly
maybe this time it's your isp? frankfurt of all places is super smooth and i didn't see anyone complain about server issues elsewhere 
isp is mostly routing so vpn should fix it
is filterblade down? it doesnt load on my pc
no i mean local issues
filterblade prolly having foopsie woopsie traffic too atm
we had some very brief outages the other day here
idk what that'd be
maintenance, damage somewhere and temp downtime, rerouting for a bit etc
local issues happen but too coincedentally right now then
you could be watching streaming movie
and that a shit ton of data traffic
thats good
vpn = i am not using isp routing
im watching documentaries in the background
amsterdam works for now
alright pizza time
yeah but even with vpn it has to pass through local cables, maybe there's damage somewhere and it's getting rerouted, idk
no idea how it works in this case
ok nvm its just random instances
i just know frankfurt last and this season has been perma stable
which has never happened in 13 years of playing poe

crackfurt'd
servers are way better than usual yeah
ooooh I stabalised my first breach
only currency?
watching a documentary, "the guy won by a landslide, 97% to 3%, independent observers believe it might have been rigged" MIGHT?
what you do with the breach thing jug
lol
so was it rigged?!
well I got my 6l so for now im just gonna do currency
get yourself a sixlinker
yan
divine jumping between 88 chaos and 97 chaos every 3 min wtf
I was gonna say "The only way that would happen is if the other guy was a literal nazi"
he did not see that happen

pacifier ring lol

so lazy to use brush
looks good
so i just use the spoon
to spread the bbq sauce

more dishes ON MY LEAGUE START?
no way
You can't fight Lycia, Herald of the Scourge in the quest one anyway, can you?
oooh got a Regal Implant
it does work on the quest
Are there cases where this is useful?
dont both lines mean basically the same thing
The first means that any mods that give life per strength don't do anything as well, iirc
the second means you just don't get the base life/melee from strength
ohye you get melee from strength too
forgot about that
not that melee exists anyway
lol
decent fee

well good news that's most likely the cap cause ive searched by gold fee
still not old, can do sub 5
damn shouldve hired a hvandi
dayum
you too strong
i am 9h10 mins lmao

i wanna see bo7l's kitava time
1200 min session to lvl 100 in heists
skipped kitava

someone beat god
where id all 
jesus cosplay
where my 1 button ID inside UI

faustus already suffering from billion buttons
im constantly annoyed clicking between manage shop and currecy exchange

@muted igloo yipee
she's smart because glasses
huh so its only 3 levels like sts
shortsighted sadge
he doesn't know...
read books gain debuff
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