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that sounds like a good recipe
naur
banana strawberry is delicious
get bannana breaded idiota
i mean banana + other fruit is always yum
ban an
i guess it would make sense to work since they put banana and strawberries together in banana split
I just do blueberries
muppet joker
the croaker
i remember suddenly we had a kid's book about a kid who was saving money for steamed pork buns and the rhymes got lost in translations
He's da croaka baby
was something like 'Ang Istorya ng mga Siopao na ayaw sa bata na matakaw' 'The story of the Pork Buns who hated gluttonous children'
bought my brother superfrog saves tokyo for his birthday
nice
Did super frog save tokyo
idk i didn't read it
oh right i just remembered the chicken anime is airing this season?
I bet they do
But fluffy
Based
cat hater too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bJIvk8Cg84 nvm it was just the opening
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maybe pratchett should be cancelled after all
Terry Pratchett shagged my dad
same
Notorious dad shagger
i also shagged your dad
When 
with pratchett
Catstronaut
"you see your first problem is using react"
I'll send you greebo
Yeah ui5 is best
Greebo was one of her blind spots. While intellectually she would concede that he was indeed a fat, cunning, evil-smelling multiple rapist, she nevertheless instinctively pictured him as the small fluffy kitten he had been decades before. The fact that he had once chased a female wolf up a tree and seriously surprised a she-bear who had been innocently digging for roots didn’t stop her worrying that something bad might happen to him
the pure pumpkins
There are type?
I guess red kuri squash
We just pure normal butternut squash
bnuuy

so cute
Red kuri squash (katakana: ウチキクリ) is a thin skinned orange colored winter squash, a cultivated variety of the species Cucurbita maxima. It looks like a small pumpkin without the ridges. It belongs to the Hubbard squash group.
Inside the hard outer skin there is a firm flesh that provides a very delicate and mellow chestnut-like flavor....
Butternut imo

butter deeznuts
The one you linked is more for hearty meals with chili and ginger

I did see that one really cool pumpkin
that I sent in the other server
but that would probably be more for savory stuff
you mean grow
no
why not

boss just announce that we can't say brb on the meetings

it's a good word
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Poor?

oh thats a relief.. they won't get deleted.. though i'm also hoping this becomes tech for AG
i can only imagine how many stitched demon,etc. just get sent into the void every 3 months
Standard is a void no matter what
Orang looking for brain cell
Tariff 30% tax 30%
no u

he's so long
fumo is not amused
Lunch break, but there is no lunch only gym
so its just break
Real fumo?
real fumo
reimu fumo always look like she's hating on you
while marisa looks like she's about to steal ur shit
she is
Unreal wtf you went to jp?
just gotta pay extra
No, in Japan it's even worse
Amiami is way cheaper than Jp stores
Jp stores are x2 more expensive compared to amiami
I had a friend living in japan
That's the prices
Last time when I bought my Sanae it's x3 cheaper on amiami with delivery fee included
oh there are bocchi fumos
on ami
cool
40 usd plus probably another that for shipping
buh
Gub
should i cook salmon or cod for dinner
Salmon
neither go back to eep
what if you exploded
i hate when that happens
Yes and do that to the salmon instead

Never tried but salmon schnitzel sounds noice
eh
cute dog
i mean i dont think it would be bad
not even worse, but i also dont think it would be better than just pan frying the salmon as is
breading the cod is defo better than just poaching it tho
U called ?
@vale drift har julebrus og pepperkaker, blir fest idag
@boreal yarrow its just fact
Plus i liked eating salmon raw
Sashimi
I usually buy 1kg for myself
Last 2 meal
About 25 eur
Did your pc parts finally arrived

eh norweigans are fine
fat
they speak with this uptone at the end that makes them sound incredibly friendly even when threatening you
what's uptone?
South accent is cute when they try to threaten someone
I guess that exist in other language as well
yeah its almost impossible for anything they say to not sound happy/friendly/excited
no relation to updog
what's updog?
Anyone here can I dm that is familiar with PC hardware / bios stuff
better than swedes enjoying their jule musty wusty, friccing athena wannabes
ive touched a pc once or twice in my life 
3 touches minimum requirement
Do not the pc
we write simplified dane you uneducated swine


ill haunt you in genshin
I don't, but I am
idk if athena even plays gacha
I played Genshin for a good bit, obviously never spent money on it
That game rip off wuwa
genshin had good track record, but greed finally caught up and we got insane powercreep and feature creep 
honkai did a thing where suddenly theres a phase 2 and all the older valkyries are suddenly obsolete
which honkai u talking about cuz thats both
impact
hsr went same route
what the weeb
:D
@crisp raven am home, IT'S TIME
Woah sara gachaed
honkers

Yoinked fruits from office
Banana, apples and oranges
Collecting fruits for weekend
what are you planning on doing with those fruits
@crisp raven it's not letting me get membaship D:
honk
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powah miner right?
Freedom obtained time to listen to some haggard
dried cranberries and almonds obtained 

hell yeah
i go axe first, chop maple logs, get second thing
probably axe->pick->animal
Yes
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2 it is
@stiff cloud I think I got pretty good grasp on technique, so I started putting serious effort
2 more days til patch notes?
no it means princess bride
you are the princess bride
pretty decent time, though you might still need some more technique, to give you some perspective, I can pull 2:05 at 18strokes per minute for 5k.
noones bride sadly
I think I'd probably be dying if I went for 31spm, much less time for recovery in the reset
Do you have Concept 2 machine?
ye
Is it fly wheel/airblade too?
its air resistance yeah
@timber karma it happened to me too finally, croonerless crooner
I got an Assault Fitness one. Not sure if there is a lot of difference I just heard that you can set difficulty on Concept 2
I can't on mine
It has a resistance thing on the side, but honestly I can't tell the difference between 0-10 so I just set it to 5
Can't imagine what explosive power I need to do for 2:05 at 18strokes tbh
Yeah I don't know what your background is to know how strong I am in comparison I guess?
As another example, on 500m sprints I can pull 1:50 at full on push for 6 intervals with 2 minute rest
but yeah I just follow, https://thepeteplan.wordpress.com/beginner-training/ and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ykhggcbJrY probably something like this
I watched one video by that guy
I also like his 'roller' sets, where you're doing intense -> cooldown -> intense -> cooldown without resting by stopping
yeah 3 minutes into the video explains what I am trying to, basically pick a stroke rate and stick to it, and you push harder by literally pushing harder, so something like 18-20, and like don't get too much into your head if you stick inside 18-20 you're gucci, if you can hold at 18/19/20, also good
What 500m time do you think he is putting here? Is there a video of him with machine display overlayed?
To me it looks like 3m
probably 2m at a guess based on the way hes pulling and his breathing
I guess the best question is, where do you think your power comes from when you're pushing?
From legs ofc, I feel hamstrings glutes getting hit them most
good good
if you've only recently started though, I would just 100% focus on good form, and picking a stroke rate to keep to.
then you could start doing that pete plan, for the distance and long time pieces, i.e., 20 minutes, I generally stick to an 18-20 stroke rate. For sprints/intervals, i.e., 500m x6 / 2 minute rest, I will push as hard as I can but keeping in mind that I want to keep a similar speed across all the sprints, so not dead push that will leave me gasping, but something I think I can sustain across all 6 sprints.
or if I've picked something I can't sustain, or maybe I didn't drink enough before, or I am just not feel as good that day I'll hold off a little bit, like do 1:55's instead
I am training for 15 years and can do 10 clean pistol squats with each leg.
I'll try next time to focus on really low stroke rate like you suggest but explode with each one to determine if it's me doing something wrong or just innate difference in machines
Interesting, then I would lean toward it being technique tbh
or the machine you're using being different maybe, but generally it should equate everything properly, i.e., if you're at a really high resistance it should say this is high resistance and therefore pull power is high
But yeah other than that not sure, my concept2 rower is set to 5 on its resistance thing.
@muted igloo also rows or used to and I imagine was in similar shape to you so might have some insight.
Thank you, though, I really appreciate the help
al good, always happy to talk rowing it's fun
row row
column column
cell cell
speaking of row, just now i was thinking to row after im done with leg set
leg turn spagetthi before i can row
theres an eldritch horror within him
why
whats the rationale
i love swimming/running hence why asking
got that big motion
plus it's not going blast ur knees like running odes
swimming also op
but gym with pool is rare
bruh why chrome has 1GB of file
nice 7th minion idiot
isnt vanndar start of combat
is it when you have space like drekthar
well didnt matter, went first
shaw
shaw
pizzer for lunch ate
soon pizzer for dinner
white sauce, oyster shrooms and 'nduja

I've been trying to find a way to get rid of an old bookshelf in my room to make space to buy a rowing machine at home 
Since my 1 year gym membership has 1,5 month or so left and I've been skipping a lot because either downpour or 43c under shade this summer
Good news? who knows finally figured out what type of autism i have
Trying to decide if i wanna get some cheapo 260€ magnetic resistance one or get a c2 copycat that's decent for 500€
Ever tried a water rower machine? They don't look terribly expensive
I wonder what's the sound like. Can't be worse than air
Nope, would love to try
It's about 600€ for a decent copycat one but i always kept reading about the tank leaking eventually, and needing to do water maintenance with chlorine tabs
The shwish is the best selling point of it
But probably not worth all these possible headaches
I was considering this one
apparently xgp changed pricing again lol
ig im now grandfathered into old pricing if i dont cancel , was waiting for last day to fully cancel
all the ppl panic canceling getting fucked
I dunno, many bends equals many points of potential failure. Probably doesn't feel sturdy either
Yeah
still will cancel something but keep my main that mainly uses xgp for gaming
The maintenance plus that is mostly why I'm not leaning towards it
the one i'm considering a lot is this, but it's 260 cm long 
Or maybe you're lucky that so many cancelled that they keep the price for old subs
would need to get rid of a bookshelf and the small box i put my shoes in
Good riddance to me tho xgp sucks
just get a bigger house
smh
If it's a c2 clone, then it should fold
same as c2, you have to take it apart at the rail
and turn it into 2 pieces
the alternative is this, cheapo magnetic resistance foldable one
but the rail is shorter too, so it might not be enough for my height which would be shit

This is the one I am using. Pretty small (horizontal) footprint
my problem is that clean edge to edge my wall is 300 cm long, and the beefy one i want is 260
and this one is ~200 cm
so i still need to remove a bookshelf

or you can stop hoarding
oh and those are pretty alright numbers
ooo good call, either way its a shit move lol
if anything 31 spm is way too much
idk how you did 25+ spm for 20 mins lol
cardio god
Yeah, I got it pretty good from years of running
ah you are a runner, makes sense
gotta go fast
with your conditioning you should be aiming for 40-80 min sessions at 20-22 spm
and then mixing it up with some burst 8-10 500m sets at 30-35 spm
burst deez
Rowing is so involved, time kinda flies faster than any other cardio I tried
Time compression machine
it depends, after a while you'll start getting bored
around the time i started telling demo he should also get a rowing machine, i was doing half marathons (~22 km) for fun every week or so
eventually i started compressing my sessions to half steady state, half burst, 20-30 min sessions

Jeez, that's a lot. Gym regulars when they see you be like "yep, this rower is gone for 3 hours I better do something else"
lol yeah pretty much, although they're rarely used pretty much everywhere i feel
i inspired a few people to pick it up alongside me, and even a 84 year old ancient regular asked me to teach him
then he was doing with me

Yep, my gym has two and nobody fighting for them
i've been rowing at this gym for ~4,5 years now, another big part of the reason is that they opened another one, and they've been neglecting this one
And assault bike is all but covered in cobwebs
we also have 2 rowers, one has been ded and never fixed, the other one i've been asking for some maintenance because handle and straps are fucked, still nothing
so it's like whatever then, i only use 1 machine at the gym anyway
ur having a row?
are you having a fit?
speaking of assault, how come you went for an assault fitness rower over a c2 when they're about the same price?
just availabilty? or
Both, c2 is twice the price
Not here sadly
rip, still looks good though
it's when you have space
could've had a scam unit smh
aura

@amber phoenix the 2nd download has hit the client
So is raiden working the "voluntary" 13h work day yet
I tried the demo and be like "yep, I am not as nostalgic about homm3 as I thought". These ancient gaming conventions did not age so well to bring them back 1:1
yeah been considering it a lot lately
thought about it last year
I don't have the space and it's really expensive even second hand
ehhh
old is prob like 1k
new is 1500€ here, a couple used i saw 900-1200€
i'd probably just get new at that point
doesn't need anything special really, just some chain oiling and that's it
@amber phoenix
@stiff cloud do you do anything special for maintenance with c2
oh yeah, didn't think to ask demo
but yeah for my space the only reasonable option is to get a folding one like this
unless i throw half my ancient furniture away

@timber karma@stiff cloud how stop runelite windows notification 
cool tutorial, I cant capture the fucking ore mine
play songs of conquest 
I should have but I keep forgetting, it's just oil every 50 hours
I'm at probably 100-150 hours now so I should oil ot
Change the notifications?
W H E R E
Mm plugins probably, if not I'll have to look in a bit
I think I found it :hmmjL
sigh, my back is sore af
@rigid geode I beat both mythic raids
Notifications plugin or runelite/settings plugin
Idr which
it was runelite settings themselves
its creepy how all the grifters who leech off his success sit there and claim nothing happened, or if it did happen it wasn't bad, and if it was bad that it wasn't actually bad because genocide
so many losers on that website my god
This video is a reupload from Quite Shallow's channel. I didn't make it. I don't own it.
If I'm asked to by the relevant people, I will delete it.
Good day. Don't subscribe.
Holy freudian slip
not idle 
well i just did lw4 episode 2 with all achievements 
very good!

o and if you think he did it, you are a destiny/h3h3 dickrider, or brainwashed by israel
but either way, the video of him laughing when he put kaya into a cage with another bigger dog
and was talking bout how he wanted her to get bit
@amber phoenix did you see that
too many right-wingers are using hasan's behavior to attack leftists as a whole
"he did this bad thing so that makes everything he says wrong" or whatever
i dont think many non-online leftists know who he is
we live in a world where everyone is too stuck up to admit when they're wrong
ridiculous
true
Even here I'm not free of this annoying ass drama 
Completely controversial statement
both sides are people I hate therefore both sides are bad
thanks for coming to my tedtalk
it is the internet, you wont get away from it anywhere
Hasan's a piece of shit more news at 11
Chalking it to "it's the internet" and not how it's being artificially spread by certain people
Hmm
and the people who also jump at hasan nonstop (mostly from LSF and h3h3 which are all major fans of epstiny) are also terrible people
until this started, i thought h3h3 was retired
what certain people
Nah, he's fully transformed into a ghoul in the meantime, figuratively and literally
its funny how the only group to come out fine is idubbbz
The fans of certain streamers like asmonmold and the like, for one.
cuz hasan and h3 worked together before
he is still around?
man
dang these crispy jalapeno pieces are kinda spicy , was expecting flavor not heat
i figured all his racist stuff in the past would kill his career
i mean he's just doing whatever he wants now
@misty willow https://vxtwitter.com/vmfunc/status/1978381353268678670
ah i never watch him
as far as I know he's mellowed out completely
o
guards! he spoke ill of the consort of kindness. five oxen him up.
he did it with hasan
yea nevermind
used to watch hasan long ago, but the whole rich kind schtick is boring
my mouth is a bit spicy rn 
Isnt this a technique for boundary teaching
In dougs
not one i have seen
Human slave pet guy has once again hit my feed.
at the very elast not putting them in a smallish cage

As far as I know the dog has been schooled extensively so I'd guess it was
Lovely occurence
Everytime I forget cybersmith exists, he creeps back in, it's like losing The Game
i watch critical role sometimes
I think if you watch political streamers most of all, you gotta have some introspection
You gotta have actual polsci knowledge
Many dont and they just parrot takes instead of arguing with them
Have any geopolitical knowledge about europe and youll immediately know why american leftists being anti-nato dont know jack about the region
☠️
i dont know many who are?
Hasan is
Over here anti nato sentiments are largely russia-funded tbh, I don't know about over there
Especially before 2022
Also weewoo, company announced no raises next year
Time to apply to other places next year, with my 4yr exp xp
Wonder if Ill even land interviews
being a dev in 2026 lmao
I wonder how devastating the ai bubble popping will be
Real
Hopefully industry shattering
Probably horrible
all the way to the losers who want ai in a fucking fridge
All of the other companies are already losing tho tbh
Its just the Mag7 pumping the stock
Well it will most likely have repercussions beyond the industry. It's in everything.
Hell AI is inflating economic growth and disguising just how stagnant things are getting.
Mild hot take mayhaps, but we should kill every tech billionaire, the peter thiels of the world are driving us to extinction.
the only AI i want, is actually helping people drive, not driving for them, but like when grandpa presses the gas pedal instead of the brake while parking in front of the mcdonalds, it will prevent him from going forward.
What if we made grandma and grandpa not have to drivr to the grocery store
But made it walkable inatead
:0
some of them cant walk so well
Your average person agrees
biden blast
but also some areas can never be more walkable, no matter what you do
Honestly I don't think the average person is aware or cares how bad things are getting.
urban sprawl and grocery deserts are real
That sounds like some commie hippie crap! says man who lives in Major Metropolitan Area
Maybe if american cities built taller buildings, slimmer roads, and strong public transportation
it would be nice
But nah that's communism
they did for a while
Anyway
Water wars in 50 years
Thank god im not bringing anyone into thsi world for that
but then the post WW1, and 1950s happened
where every american wanted a 2 or 3 bedroom house, with a yard big enough for their kids to play in
In the endz they doomed their grandchildren to not play at all
[*]
Cps called if ur kid is outside
I feel like people are more anti-having kids now because youre expected to just... Not let the kid spend time on their own
What the hell are kids supposed to do nowadays anyway
Kid spaces on urban areas get shut off or privatized, online spaces for kids are increasingly non-existent, which is ironically making it worse for everyone else through all this surveillance crap governments and the European parliament are pushing
eh some places are doing better about it
Yeah thank you I definitely want to provide a full scan of my face, and my ID, to a company that is going to get breached within 2 months.
Oh and totally yes please, do have some dogshit ai surveilling my messages so they instaban me for saying "im 9", so glad machines can understand context or sarcasm
Oh I actually agree with the EU on that. The implementation SHOULD be different, but preventing kids from seeing some stuff online is fine
I will die on the hill that social media should be ID bound
so like twitter? reddit? discord?
Twitter, facebook, instagram, tiktok for starters
because i think discord already had a leak on that didnt they?
Yeah, sure, sounds fine now, but when some dogshit populist right wing party, or worse, is in charge what do you think happens to marginalized groups.
Because its a shitty system
they all will be
Yes they had a massive leak, a bunch of shit they said they didn't save got stolen
They could do that already
Theyre doing that IRL in america now
Physically
Too many russian bots online
Literally shaping the policies now (pro ruski party 6% in poland now)
Afd in germany
Don't you think it's naive to think that'll even put a dent in it?
Well, it should kill it shouldnt it?
Cant have posts created by random igor from muchosransk on facebook
China and south korea have online profiles tied to ID as far I know, I might actually be misremembering details
Do you think that has completely curbed it
Well south korea is less relevant since they aren't so... trigger happy.
Not the case
As far as I know they only do age verification for social media
While the strict, universal real-name system was struck down in 2012
Is that not the case as of july this year?
If u can check it pls tell me, interested in results then
Too sleepy and nose too stuffy
I had googled "china online id" was reading the articles from cnn and the economist
Oh i was talking about SK
Oh, no I was mistaken about SK, I think I misremembered because I needed a fake korean id for something online a couple years back
Oh china seems to have real name linked social media
Anyhow, 3.27 soon. 
Real
Got a starter in mind?
I really wanna start with some summoner, that leveling is usually chill
Either bama, domblow or skellie mages
I don't actually know if I'll play tbh
Wholly depends on league mechanic
inshallah ggg will one day present an alternative to acts
falafels for dinner tomorrow yay
woha. dude. chills.
how many calories is that?
Enough for the winter I hope.
If we're doing an obama build it's gonna be minions, I'm sure there's some minions that bombard from a distance.
1984 personified
so dumb. why does it have to look human
when the panopticon is just A Guy
your robot fucker license has been revoked
coming to the realization that i will never see any of my work on this project deployed because everything moves so slow is depressing
Mega Starmie just graced my eyes and I am once again wondering what the hell gamefreak is cooking
the urchin?
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Ah yes, youtube's being cheeky with ad blockers again
i think youtube is down right now lol
arent we all a little down?
maybe youtube came back on the same momment you turned off unlock
ever think about that?

Chomk
did someone ask them for this round UI?
Ah guess thats why it was down. Isn't it weird how they ALWAYS just mess up with the sites UI and other things without giving a notice
so strange
like if it was down for 30 min they act like their company would crumble lmao
I'm still mad at the "Hold to fast forward" feature on touch screen
can't rest my finger on screen lmao
And of course, why would you add an option to your settings to change that? You don't want your users to optimize the product to their perfected, curated wants + needs, that would be crazy
Pens
Pepega
but that would be against the holy corporate grail of creating problems to sell solutions
not that the solutions are of much use usually either
im not gay. mayb u need someone who loves u
okay gotta admit that was really funny




Where the bla
i clicked "get win 11" then nothing happend
so i guess a surprise reboot is inbound
im gonna hate it
dw it will only reboot when your are in middle of something important
while work is unsaved ofc

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@agile cypress @drifting onyx u fk never met the conditions to receive my love anyway
No matter what gender
Time for breakfast
Chicken Pho
@wet gale win11 have issues sure
But it also greatly improve the services and gaming in general compared to window 10
shock how do u feel
You would agrue that linux have better performance than w11, also true but its tiresome to get some app like woke trade, ahk to work properly
probably pretty good because the jays are up 13-4
am i too mean
yes
No
u weak
true and based
Best song ever written
https://open.spotify.com/track/7ooheiWgbyNtGOBTPbjNoq?si=b5cd012cf41c4589
You're love*
I want you are love?
The thing is I just dropped the most badest bassline ever introduced to man, disguised in a 70s disco hit.
hidden in plain sight
it is one key to the puzzle of reality.
Yes
Seriously though, it's not a bad song if you've never heard it before :]
god damn im watching the summer hikaru died
i feel like theres been more bl than horror

I said that without any context 

Very off topic. Go see Tron in the cinemas before it's gone forever
Awoo
no it isn't
yes it is
do
this be you soon
this is why you don't run it on a live environment you fuck
can you vibe meeting
cuz my job is like 3 meeting a day
stopped coding since forever
ydro is too special to code
there are reason why he is living in texas, not seatle
yeah just vibe edit a video of yourself staring at the computer
stream it through OBS
set your caemra to OBS instead of webcam
ez
vibe answer of course
how do you propose we route the exotic currency like NOK, DKK, SEK
these fk are not using EUR
i doubt that those agent can compute an business answer
A highly effective way to route payments in exotic currencies like Norwegian Krone (NOK), Danish Krone (DKK), and Swedish Krona (SEK), which aren't using the Euro (€), is to utilize local clearing systems or direct correspondent banking for each currency.Since these countries have their own currencies and are not part of the Eurozone, routing them directly through the local systems is typically the fastest and most cost-effective solution, bypassing the need for a EUR leg (and thus, SEPA).Recommended Routing Strategies1. Local Clearing Systems (Preferred Method)For routine, non-urgent transactions, the best practice is to leverage the local interbank clearing systems for domestic payments in each country. This requires providing the locally formatted bank code and account number (not always the IBAN) for the beneficiary.CurrencyCountryLocal Clearing SystemKey RequirementsNOKNorwayNorwegian Interbank Clearing SystemRequires a local 4-digit bank number and 7-digit account number.DKKDenmarkStraksclearing / IntradagclearingRequires a local 4-digit bank number and 4–10-digit account number.SEKSwedenRIX (Sveriges Riksbank's clearing system)Requires a local 4–5-digit bank code and a 1–15-digit account number. Note: IBAN cannot always be broken down into local details for SEK.Benefit: Often results in same-day or instant delivery and lower fees compared to SWIFT/wire transfers, as the payment is treated as a domestic transfer.Requirement: Your payment provider or bank must have a direct connection or partnership with a bank in the respective country to access the local clearing system.
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- SWIFT (Standard Wire Transfer)For cross-border payments where a local route isn't available, or for high-value/urgent transfers, the SWIFT network remains the global standard.Routing: The payment will be sent directly from your bank to the beneficiary's bank (or an intermediary correspondent bank) using the beneficiary bank's SWIFT/BIC code and their IBAN/Account Number.Alternative Intermediary: Although the goal is to avoid EUR, some banks might still route the payment via a major USD or GBP correspondent bank if a direct currency-specific route is not established, but a direct NOK-to-NOK or SEK-to-SEK transfer via SWIFT is possible and common.Best Practice: Specify the currency (NOK, DKK, or SEK) clearly in the payment instruction to ensure the funds are delivered in the local currency.3. Fintech/Specialized ProvidersModern money transfer services and B2B payment platforms often offer superior routing for "exotic" currencies.Providers like Wise or other specialized FX brokers frequently aggregate volume and maintain local bank accounts in these countries, allowing them to offer the speed and low cost of the local clearing systems without the user needing to manage complex correspondent bank details.Key Considerations for Exotic CurrenciesDirect vs. Correspondent Banking: Always try to route the payment directly to the destination currency (e.g., USD $\rightarrow$ NOK) rather than using a double-conversion (e.g., USD $\rightarrow$ EUR $\rightarrow$ NOK), as each conversion adds cost and processing time.Liquidity: The SEK, NOK, and DKK are among the most liquid "exotic" currencies, making routing and conversion relatively straightforward compared to truly illiquid currencies.Local Data Format: When using local clearing, ensure you provide the correct local routing and account number formats, as using an IBAN when a specific local format is required will cause delays. The beneficiary's bank is the best source for this detail.
if u keep repeating shit that everyone known in the meeting
just get an AI to impersonate your voice and read the response
you will be fired
MR PRESIDENT GET DOWN
well bitch that's what meetings are for
i propose we delete them nords off the map
implement new system
force them to use EUR
employee of the year, here i come
cant be me

@drifting onyx they have putted you on watch list
are u trying to tunnel eu money into usa
are u an enemy of the states
why have u searched for them currency list
u better have answers before agent icecreams knocks on your door
scandinavians*
Winland*
they use EUR
yes
they can live
we got slaved by swedes, we got slaved by russians and we ended with swedish as our second mother language
@hard anchorwdym by this bro
your not the bnuy
no actually this nordic prince contacted me and let me know that he need to stash his millions of dollars. He would like me to give him access to your bank account so he wire the money.
i think i might get second infraction with this kind of conversation
WELCOME TO THE CLUB
U are a bad influence
I have 0 infractions, I am a W human
ME
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Wtf a code viber
vibe coders will ruin everything
hey don't lump me with those who are 100% vibe coding people
I have an urge to grab that birb
understandable
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Lmao crypto crashed again
when has it not
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wennan wee wuwwigan
Winland wins again
This is a bad idea
yeah watched that this morning
it includes space age stuff in one planet. 
So its a all ore one planet run.
its that mixed ores
Yes by all in one planet I mean alll
that's cursed as fk
does it have the thunderstorms and striders
Striders and bitters in one planet as well.
Also worms.
Im already regreting it. I can't process them yet

Hvande unsealed
trade league be like
poe trade chat be like
Aint u live im vietnam? 20 euros is like a months salary no?
Is that month or year?
Damn
5k net per month is uncommon
Good shit
damn share farming strat
What do you do?
Cool cool
I have Quin level coding
same
yes, 5k gross is senior level dev in eur
my 5k is net
usa job paying more
USA opp probably pay the most
So freelancing?
Are u solo? Or company?
just think of me as a small cog in a big clock
replaceable at any momment
it just happen that my skillset is what they need right now
Sounds like a project manager lmao
u still need coding experience to function in these business meeting
some requirement are impossible to implement
u cant just agree to all the shit business team say
Well yeah
kingdom two crowns looks fun but dont like the graphics
Good on u get that bread 💪
my first job pay about 150 eur/month

year 2007 ish
paying power somewhat help
breakfast cost about 0.5 eur for comparison, 2007 ofc
@rigid geode if u feel like there are no more room to climb, just apply to different company
its that simple
some people stayed in one company for too long
Yeah thats true
other than that, if u prefer to be treated as a human being -> apply for eu corp
I really like my current employment so im happy
more money, less human right -> usa corp
no money/ no human right -> japan corp
thats my experience as a BE dev
Also in uni so 95% of companies dont want people to work less than 40hr/week
dont ever think about applying for game dev
its not worth it, no matter how much they pay
Haha
lmao japan is true
bit biased since i only worked 2 month in one jp corp tho
but still, sterotype exist cuz it does hold some shit in it
its not 100% false
just dodge it to be safe
everyman want certainty, if you can afford to have choices, dodge the shit option
he is small
lithuania corp?
something fishy bro
@amber phoenix
isnt 1 charm slot bad
uncorrupted is 9div
and you only need 2 charm slots 'cause you get 1 free from campaign anyway
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eww you
deep down we're all a little ewwwww
im not poe
bitch im always right
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