🥚︱eggwars

[near pasture]

Woah woah woah.. if you wanna talk valid arguments

[half zodiac]

Orange juice sucks + L friend + i own u + yb better

[near pasture]

You have me there..

[tired monolith]

You’re so negative and annoying for no reason

don’t play the goddamn server

[fallow grotto]

You wanna hear a not valid argument, your art is good

[half zodiac]

🤡

[fallow grotto]

Frrr

[high tendon]

It muhh be nice

[near pasture]

What about my art?

Have I posted before?

..is this a camera?

[cinder belfry]

Yeah..

[near pasture]

Is everyone in here a camera?

[tired monolith]

that makes no sense

try again

[fallow grotto]

You call your own art good, that’s so egocentric

[cinder belfry]

You're being a real Captain Delusionist right now..

[near pasture]

what?

[tired monolith]

are you like 9?

[fallow grotto]

And you a captain furry 🤣🤣

[high tendon]

Anyone wanna run duos

[near pasture]

I'll be right back

[fallow grotto]

Pretty sure

[tired monolith]

“Captain delusionist”

[cinder belfry]

Yeah

Don't expect you to know who that is

[half zodiac]

@cinder belfry ratio + yb better + L opinion + L friends + i own u

[cinder belfry]

😫

[tired monolith]

Dude ur argument is inherently invalid

you’ve already lost this

[cinder belfry]

What argument

[near pasture]

I'm back

[tired monolith]

we r just bming at this point

[dark violet]

Where’s the L bozo

[near pasture]

Just made myself a sandwich..

[dark violet]

You forgot

[half zodiac]

Sorry

[high tendon]

I need a friend:(

[near pasture]

Capybaras are cute

[half zodiac]

L bozo @cinder belfry

[fallow grotto]

LLuke

[tired monolith]

In the end, we can all agree this is a shit tiering

[near pasture]

Whatchu know about rolling on down in the deep

[cinder belfry]

Only if you actually know what the tier list is

[fallow grotto]

It is the dumbest tier list ever

[tired monolith]

???

[dark violet]

Who asked tho

[tired monolith]

what implies that I don’t

[near pasture]

It's not giving superman 😒

[cinder belfry]

Superman?

[tired monolith]

pls stop talking everything u say is cringe asf and unnecessary

[cinder belfry]

Yeah you do that..

[near pasture]

Like this is all kryptonite n stuff..

[cinder belfry]

Pretty sure it's Cryptonite

[fallow grotto]

Frrr

[near pasture]

Well my google autocorrect says otherwise

[fallow grotto]

Pretty sure speak is not a right for you

[cinder belfry]

Right

[near pasture]

..

For a second I thought the room was serious

[cinder belfry]

Kryptonite = Pain for superman = Pain = Cryptocurrency = Cryptonite

[near pasture]

= NFT = cry

[tired monolith]

dawg what

just stop

[cinder belfry]

= Monke

[near pasture]

Agreed

Stop posting about NFT's

...

[cinder belfry]

I tried to tell MrMonkeyNFT that when Voiceverse was announced

He just responded with "You are mad you do not own the art that I own"

[dark violet]

Cringe

[cinder belfry]

😫

[near pasture]

Agreed

[fallow grotto]

You’re just talking about your weird stuff in a MINECRAFT server

[cinder belfry]

Right

[fallow grotto]

Go to dms and shut up

[dark violet]

Fr tho

[last stream]

What the HFIL is going on???

[near pasture]

Minecraft is weird already

[cinder belfry]

The heck is HFIL?

[fallow grotto]

Not as much as you all lol

[near pasture]

Let voley and them tell you!

[half zodiac]

Uncultured

[near pasture]

Minecraft is great but weird

I can't say the same for other games

[cinder belfry]

Such as?

[tired monolith]

Out of all the games that exist

Minecraft is weird

[near pasture]

Well minecraft is also great

[tired monolith]

where u mine coal and build wooden houses

I don’t get how out of all the games that exist, that’s weird

[near pasture]

Well, I did say also great

Other games are good, and weird

[tired monolith]

That’s not what I’m addressing tho

[near pasture]

..huh?

[tired monolith]

I’m specifically addressing the fact you said it’s weird

[near pasture]

What game isnt weird?

[tired monolith]

a lot

[near pasture]

Names in my dms

[cinder belfry]

Such as?

[near pasture]

May I remind you people..

[last stream]

And fight walking Green tnt monsters
Lanky Slenderman people
Dragons
Pig zombies
Three skulled lovecraftian horrors
Travel to heck and back through portals made from rock
And Lazer shooting robo fish

[near pasture]

Eggwars channel!

[last stream]

Minecraft is filled whacky things that make it great

[cinder belfry]

You forgot walking skeleton archers..

[near pasture]

We can all joke around in some other channel

[tired monolith]

lmfao lovecrafian horrors

[cinder belfry]

...scuse me?

[last stream]

He's quoting me..

Luke he's just quoting me, it's okay

[cinder belfry]

I dont see an lmfao in this quote..

Seems random

[tired monolith]

well lmfao is a term used to express amusement !!!!!

[cinder belfry]

....

Thanks for the info

[near pasture]

Or deflection

[last stream]

Yeah, he found my wither joke funny..

[near pasture]

But it can go any way..

So back to what I was saying

[cinder belfry]

Thought so..

[tired monolith]

bruh

[cinder belfry]

What?

[last stream]

So yes.. Minecraft is "weird" but weird doesn't mean bad, it's all perspective folks

[near pasture]

This? This is the best idea anyone's had in this server

[last stream]

Like pineapple on pizza, that's weird, but delicious

[tired monolith]

You saved their argument

[last stream]

I clarified for them

[cinder belfry]

Cool

[near pasture]

I said that too technically!

[last stream]

No problem, all in a day's work

[near pasture]

But this is all pretty funny

[cinder belfry]

You didnt say a thing

Where were you when he was laying into me?!

[near pasture]

..

[last stream]

I like..just got here

[near pasture]

Doing your

Taxes

[last stream]

...

[cinder belfry]

Right..

[last stream]

So was about the tier list I'm guessing?

[high tendon]

Anyone wanna play

[cinder belfry]

Like always

[near pasture]

I dont think there was really a thing to begin with

[last stream]

Oh..this was about the gingerbread map, wasn't it?

[fallow grotto]

What is that map

[near pasture]

The worst one.

[cinder belfry]

Like always

[near pasture]

Second worst

[cinder belfry]

Good choice..

[last stream]

..of words

[fallow grotto]

Oh no here comes the third cringe

[cinder belfry]

You're late

[last stream]

Again.. I haven't done anything..but ok

[near pasture]

I'm in the twilight zone aren't i?

[cinder belfry]

By like 11 minutes by the way

[cinder belfry]

Rod Sterling's or Jordan Peele's?

[last stream]

I thought I did a pretty good job at de-escalating..

[tired monolith]

the least by far at least

[near pasture]

You people are little bogos binted creatures that kidnapped me and put me in a..

Nursing home!

[last stream]

Ok.. somehow I've rubbed some people the wrong way

My bad i suppose?

[near pasture]

Filled with Bundles and Usless updates for great games..

[cinder belfry]

Okay that's Jordan Peele's

[fallow grotto]

Eeww

[tired monolith]

ur fine

[near pasture]

That, or I'm just in the cubecraft server

[tired monolith]

ur capable of comprehending

[fallow grotto]

You remind me to Alextheng but 10000000 times less funny

[cinder belfry]

Right

[last stream]

Riveting-

Anyways

[near pasture]

You mention him everyday, you can just say al

[last stream]

How about we all just go about our merry ways, huh?

No need to keep up with the childish bickering

[fallow grotto]

Alex deserves to be mentioned with the whole username

[cinder belfry]

He can also say ThatThengDude

[near pasture]

I'd love to meet this alex!

[fallow grotto]

He created all the good drama

[cinder belfry]

Or just the theng is

[near pasture]

Drama can be good?

[last stream]

Not really, but eh-

[cinder belfry]

Prospector never said that..

[fallow grotto]

Yeah the funny one

And sarcastic

[near pasture]

Oh

Well go tell him I said salutations

[last stream]

Sounds like an ok guy, give him my best

[cinder belfry]

Best what?

[near pasture]

But all of this? This has been small potatoes

[tired monolith]

why do you guys talk like that

like ur not normal ppl

[near pasture]

Time for the REAL meat

This is the real meat

[cinder belfry]

Well because as Andrew once said, reap..

[near pasture]

Right here

[cinder belfry]

"Bogos Binted"

[near pasture]

Most important

[last stream]

I'm confused.. do i talk weird?

[cinder belfry]

Yes

[tired monolith]

No

[cinder belfry]

Very much so

[last stream]

...Y-You guys never said anything..

Why didn't you tell me!m

[tired monolith]

Just like you read fanfictions every night

the others are inherently weird

[near pasture]

The others?

[tired monolith]

they came out that way

[near pasture]

Meaning there are more?

[cinder belfry]

There's only 4...

[tired monolith]

from the start yes

[last stream]

Read wha?
What do fanfictions have to do with this?

[cinder belfry]

Unless you count panther

[near pasture]

That's it! Reap, Luke, JD, Voley, and whoever else

Send me back!

[last stream]

We're contractually obligated to count panther

[cinder belfry]

Why

[near pasture]

I'm not gonna be in your little cookbook!

For extra terrestrials!

[tired monolith]

fr

[near pasture]

I'd rather be on a very small planet where I defend my breakfast.

[cinder belfry]

Im no culinary chef!

[near pasture]

I dont believe in salads!

[cinder belfry]

Says a lot

[last stream]

Fruit salads?

[cinder belfry]

What?

[near pasture]

Is that an ingredient for your little cookbook?

[cinder belfry]

Fruit salads in 2022?

[cinder belfry]

For the last time, I am no culinary chef

CubeCraft is the only chef here.. And their recipe for gingerbread is Less than stellar..

[near pasture]

Okay this got boring real quick

[cinder belfry]

You ran it into the dirt

[near pasture]

..

[cinder belfry]

Do you have an issue with them?

He just wants to make logoless chip bags

[near pasture]

Issue? I said they have the best idea

[cinder belfry]

Remember that commercial? What was that advertising?

[near pasture]

Imagine a map

[cinder belfry]

Imagining

[near pasture]

And when I say imagine, I dont mean VIP slang

[cinder belfry]

Losing my imagination here

[near pasture]

Imagine a map that has low effort going into decoration, and HIGH effort going into actual balancing, strategies, design, all the things that made Magic map good but minus the decoration as a sacrifice for gameplay boosting

It would be amazing

[cinder belfry]

Sounds like

A nice

B or A tier

Somewhere inbetween..

[near pasture]

I think it would be S

[cinder belfry]

Why?

One island made out of red wool, another out of blue and so on

I need something to look at besides a rainbow

[near pasture]

I just had a joke, but I'll save it for later

[cinder belfry]

Yeah you do that..

[near pasture]

Ok whatever

A tier map

So what?

[cinder belfry]

Possible B

[near pasture]

based

[astral kraken]

guys. I have a question. Do you think attacking is the best tactic or is defense better?

[jagged bramble]

Attack definately

[keen raven]

attack

[near pasture]

Either is good.

Preference is key, good sir! Never forget that

Have an amazing day 😊

[cinder belfry]

Depends on how the game is going

Or how you wanna play

Example:

If this is you, attack

[near pasture]

Also, never try to stick to one playstyle, you should try to have a little fun, unless you're looking to get on the leaderboard.. I send my good luckings to you if that is the case!

[cinder belfry]

If THIS is you, defense

And if this is you, neither. Step away from the device

Get some fresh air..

[gentle yoke]

stop

[cinder belfry]

...

What?

[gentle yoke]

stop

posting

this

garbage

[cinder belfry]

Quit

Talking

Like

This

[gentle yoke]

get 4 iron then rush ez claps

[cinder belfry]

This u?

[gentle yoke]

bruh

[cinder belfry]

What?

[gentle yoke]

if u play mobile then ur actually garbage

lmao

[cinder belfry]

'Scuse me?

[gentle yoke]

like

[cinder belfry]

That guy is using a laptop..

[gentle yoke]

shut up

[cinder belfry]

Thought so

[gentle yoke]

this u?

[cinder belfry]

I mean scratch the baby

Jiren kinda cool

[woeful haven]

Yo

[gentle yoke]

yo

[woeful haven]

Alguien

Que quiera jugar conmigo

?

[gentle yoke]

si

[cinder belfry]

No entiendo

[gentle yoke]

but dis the wrong channel for u my amigo

[woeful haven]

I can speak in English

[cinder belfry]

Oh

[gentle yoke]

I'm sorry

[woeful haven]

I only want to play xd

[gentle yoke]

my b

[woeful haven]

Add

[gentle yoke]

still sweating over here

[cinder belfry]

Take a shower dude

[near pasture]

Wth???

[cinder belfry]

...

[near pasture]

What the heck

That's what it stands for.

[woeful haven]

Join

In English #💬︱english・general

[near pasture]

Eddie would be funnier if 80% of the people I see weren't just like him.

[near pasture]

I've gotten a few hateful PMs so let me clarify, this is a joke.

[fallow grotto]

hmmm

[crude thistle]

Someone want to play duos?

Or teams of 4 doesnt matter

[astral kraken]

positive haha

[astral kraken]

Yea i think the same. Defending is kinda boring lol

[fallow grotto]

I need a mate for egg wars

[tired monolith]

not to mention any early game defending is useless against attackers

[tired monolith]

nice

didn’t even notice I didn’t die

[meager pawn]

I killed 10/11 in 3 minutes

[fallow needle]

someone duo or squad ? spanish or english

[supple mist]

Anyone wanna play dm me

[fallow grotto]

Good job!

Omelet wars

[crude thistle]

After all eggs are broken

[nova arch]

thank you lol

[brave swift]

Before

After and hour and a half

[nova arch]

kill god

[fallow grotto]

3 wins in a hour??

[brave swift]

Hey

I don't go after win

The thing under the wins those uh numbers matter to me

I'ma go get some more kills

[fallow grotto]

YUUUUUUUUUUM

[nova arch]

haha, i didnt mean that with any malice. you got a bunch of kills in a short period of time

[last stream]

The fact you had to clarify at all is extremely disappointing-

[sweet totem]

Me sweaty

[ornate hornet]

Sh voly

smh

xd

[ruby lily]

kills r literally useless????

no lb for them or anything

also they r v ez to get

u could easily kill farm

but its bannable

[fallow grotto]

xdd

[ornate hornet]

Smh

[ornate hornet]

So true

[eager iron]

Hi

[ornate hornet]

Hi

[eager iron]

Hi

[eternal adder]

Eggwards duos alguien🤗

someone eggwars duos

[brave swift]

I mean it makes me feel better about my self and how is it bannable

[ruby lily]

kill farming is bannable

[jagged bramble]

I just hit 200 wins

Yay

[eager iron]

Congratulations

[jagged bramble]

Im so happy rn

[fallow grotto]

Congrats!

Keep that number up! :)

[nova arch]

https://medal.tv/games/minecraft/clips/8izycyH_r7eF-/d1337YUZyA9Q?invite=cr-MSx1RmosOTkyOTU3Miw

Killed an invis kid to win the game lmao

[keen remnant]

eggwars god

[nova arch]

i have no friends; egg wars is my friend

[fallow needle]

ye

[nova arch]

Just played another. Left him on .5 😣 I think he had dia sword va my leather

vs*

[keen remnant]

yes

[grim notch]

That kinda just looks like you kept spawn killing your enemy's for a while-

[reef lynx]

Anybody want to play?

Outta

[grim notch]

Can't

[reef lynx]

Wanna be friends?

[grim notch]

Sure ig

[reef lynx]

Yay

What did I do

[brave swift]

I could prove that that's wrong

[reef lynx]

Mr. Carrot

[brave swift]

Yes

[reef lynx]

Procede

I am judge

[brave swift]

By filming the whole thing and getting just as many kills and has just as much time

[reef lynx]

Innocent

The jury has spoken

[brave swift]

But

[reef lynx]

Case closed

No buts

[brave swift]

Hey I go by my word

[reef lynx]

Fine

Procede

[brave swift]

Be back in like an hour or two

[reef lynx]

Bye

[sturdy lily]

ya

[sweet totem]

Hello

[nova arch]

delete ur deck

[sweet totem]

Hello

[brave swift]

Small update after 45 minutes of play

[brave swift]

I only played 7 matches

And the matches I don't just rush people, Why you may ask well 1. I don't get any kills that way 2. It's less fun 3. I hate people who do that

[grim notch]

Guess you'll hate me then🥲

[ornate hornet]

Same

[brave swift]

No I uh

[ornate hornet]

:/

So u hate this

Then?

[brave swift]

I meant I hate doing it my self he he

Noni don't get you guys

[grim notch]

I feel hated😭

[brave swift]

It was a miss click and a auto correct

Don't we all

I mean this is not the first time someone's falsely accused me of something

[grim notch]

Oh wow 39 Seconds😳

[ornate hornet]

😭

1 of wr

Sorry night

If u r In this server

Idk

[sturdy lily]

how?!?!

[ornate hornet]

well

u see

😄

the end

it was like night run

i guess

[sweet totem]

Join nor mal bed rock

[ornate hornet]

:/

[brave swift]

I'm uploading the video

There's going to have to be a part to because it going to be to long to upload

[brave swift]

https://youtu.be/SIdUsFUaI6c

Done

@reef lynx got the video ready to watch

[south nymph]

I just watched ur vid I thought u were gonna die by the yellow but u pulled it through

@brave swift

[brave swift]

Yeah

[ruby lily]

ohh u get gear to win and bows

no wonder u got 3 wins then

[hollow tinsel]

Who wants to play eggwars?

[sweet totem]

Me

[fallow grotto]

wow 39 seconds

how that even happen

[brave swift]

The whole point of this video is to show that I don't spawn kill, and there's really no fun in winning all the time

[nova arch]

i, for one, enjoy winning greatly

[severe dawn]

I think most people enjoy winning

[fallow grotto]

winning is fun

[severe dawn]

✔️

[fallow grotto]

is there a tower defence chat?

[nova arch]

I think ur right. I was responding to someone, I tend to forget to make use of the reply feature lol

[severe dawn]

Oh lol

[upper ledge]

Anyone egg wars ?

[ornate hornet]

Just like night run

[supple mist]

Anyone wanna play dm me

[ruby lily]

yea but u didnt get many kills in tht game

and no i didnt watch the whole video

soooo ya

[eager iron]

How do I check my wins

[elder yacht]

Add trios pls

[ruby lily]

no

just q 4s bruv

[reef lynx]

Good boy @brave swift

You a good boi

[fallow grotto]

How can you win without being seen in an eggwars

[bright hawk]

Well first you have to make everyone lose respect for you

[fallow grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-red-light-green-light-run-life-or-death-netflix-gif-23369294

Really?

My favorite scene

Bye

[frosty sierra]

at least magic map back

day 1 of begging for magic map

[fallow grotto]

Frrr

[brave swift]

It was only one game I haven't edited the full video sorry it would have taken way to long to upload

[brave swift]

Go to social menu then click profile then click game stats and there you should see a bunch of games and pick which one you want to look at

[brave swift]

Part 2 is almost there

https://youtu.be/GaFpl602fHw

Done

[vale void]

Hey guys! I'm new btw

[grim notch]

Hello!

[vale void]

Hello!

[rough garden]

Hi new btw

That’s a weird name u have but I won’t judge 😊

[vale void]

Me

[rough garden]

Yeah

[vale void]

Ok

[rough garden]

Nvm I don’t think u get it

Dw abt it

[vale void]

Are u also new?

[rough garden]

No

[vale void]

K

[rough garden]

K

[vale void]

K means ok

[rough garden]

Oh K

[vale void]

Good

Do u play cube craft in Minecraft?

U play it

I

Wait gota go do something

[eager iron]

Hello!

[grim notch]

Why else would every single person in this server be here if they didn't play cubecraft?

[eager iron]

True

[grim notch]

75,663 people in this entire server and none of us play it

[vale void]

I play cubecraft

[rough garden]

Yeah

Wait

What’s a cubecraft?

[rough garden]

Nah I play cube craft in fortnite

[vale void]

WAIT U DONT KNOW CUBECRAFT IN MINECRAFT?!

[rough garden]

?

No?

What’s that?

[vale void]

Nvm

I play Fnaf Security breach also

[fallow grotto]

I also played that game ^^

[rough garden]

Sussy baka

[vale void]

Ok

Wut tgis

This

Code

[rough garden]

“Wut tgis”

[vale void]

Haha

[rough garden]

Totally not a virus

You should totally try it

[vale void]

Is this guy a liar

[rough garden]

Yep

Google sarcasm

[grim notch]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

[sweet totem]

Hello

[fallow grotto]

hallo

[quick oriole]

Hello

[elder yacht]

Some ppl don't have 3 friends and every random sucks 😞

[terse spoke]

Any1 wanna play eggwara

Dont have many friends :l

[safe star]

who want to play

[safe star]

i will

[sturdy lily]

sadowlizard

[safe star]

that your name?

any1 wants to play eggwars

[autumn knot]

Me

[remote grotto]

hewwo

[autumn knot]

Wanna play?

[remote grotto]

no im not online sowwy

[autumn knot]

Oki

[remote grotto]

swwy!!1

[sturdy lily]

my friend

[peak rover]

Anyone wanna play some duos

[safe star]

i will

[grand rover]

Gaming

[ruby lily]

sooo? just get someone from lobby

or just play

u shud be able to wipe a team urself

soo 1 person per team wipe

[safe star]

who wants to play egg wars

[distant spindle]

WRRR

[river tiger]

Hi dream

I am peachyard

[proven yew]

@distant spindle Congrats

[delicate bronze]

:(

[fallow grotto]

Well done!

[modern solstice]

@idle totem i retimed our sub 1 its 350ms short off top 6

but we cant really submit it cuz i wasnt recording and u blacked out the stream so it didnt show us going in

[modern solstice]

no

me and raisin just got 35.1

we're uploading

🙂

[nova arch]

where does one go to submit such a record attempt?

[crude thistle]

you go to speedrun . com

[fallow grotto]

Anyone duos bedrock?

[tulip grove]

get bow out of this game!

[fallow grotto]

For real

[tulip grove]

yeah its onli used bye campers and noobs

[fallow grotto]

So trueee

[tulip grove]

so cube fix it in the next update!

a good one this time plz...

not a camper update

[fallow grotto]

yes stop trying to remove the rushing strats

that's literally all the last update tried to do

[idle totem]

OOOF that’s too bad…

Hmu if you ever want to do some runs again though haha

[fallow grotto]

Well done!

I see they both lasted less than 1 minute.

[warped harbor]

I don't see anyone's response when i chat and i have no idea why

[ornate hornet]

Absolutely

Cap

Bravo

Typical

🙄😔😆👻👻🥇🥇

[fallen wave]

Cubecraft should add private lobbies

Me too

I've always wanted to 1v1 my friends but never got to

And I don't like the knock back om the hive

[fallow grotto]

Frrr lol

[ornate hornet]

Ikr

[ornate hornet]

True

[idle totem]

@modern solstice we gotta do some runs omg. I just learned the techniques for rushing properly on cyber city and I got the game down to 3 teams left (including my team) solo queued in literally 40 seconds

If I had a duo it would’ve been a sub 50 I swear lol

[ornate hornet]

:0

xd

[ornate hornet]

Gl then

[willow coral]

Ez

@everyone what is the cyber city pb, I think iifinney has it

Thx

[ornate hornet]

@everyone does this actually work?

[willow coral]

I have notifications off for the server but yea it does

[modern solstice]

Wanna run rn

[modern solstice]

My pb is 42s

It's on my channel

[willow coral]

Ok

I need duo wins if anyone is online, @modern solstice I go fast if ur up

[idle totem]

OOF I got work in 10 mins but I can do some runs in 3 hrs if thats cool

[fallow grotto]

I need a duo

[modern solstice]

That's fine i should have some time in 3 hours

[idle totem]

sick see you then

[fallow grotto]

whats duos wr again ima try running it

[willow coral]

37 sec

I can duo

[fallow grotto]

rly?

[willow coral]

What’s ur ign

[fallow grotto]

my kb is charging ima unplug it and gte in

my ign is Itz Jxmmy

[willow coral]

Ok

[fallow grotto]

can't duo rn acctually my kb won't charge

bruh

[willow coral]

Ok

[fallow grotto]

sry

[sweet totem]

me want to play

me want to play

[willow coral]

Ok

What’s ur ign

[sweet totem]

wut

[willow coral]

In game name

[sweet totem]

emtybuffalo434

[willow coral]

I’ll party

[sweet totem]

join bedrok

vc

[willow coral]

qFloatyy

[nova arch]

i feel like there should be a separate record for full duo lobbies and duo lobbies w four other people lol

[ornate hornet]

Lol

[modern solstice]

@idle totem r u still not allowed to vc??

[ornate hornet]

Does any1 want to play duo?

I am bored

:/

[fallow grotto]

i would but my kb wont charge

its been 3 hours ;-;

[ornate hornet]

F

[idle totem]

i may be able to

[fallow grotto]

my keyboard sucks when it has to charge

[fallow grotto]

u still up for duos?

[restive wharf]

lf a duo for eggwars im ps5 n new to playin it

[ornate hornet]

Sure

[ornate hornet]

Cyber city op?

[fallow grotto]

floaty

u still here?

[ornate hornet]

Ty for playing

@willow coral

[fallow grotto]

u 2

[restive wharf]

wanna plat

play

[modern solstice]

best map

[fallow grotto]

fr?

[willow coral]

I can play in about 1 hour

[willow coral]

Agreed it has a better rate then modern for speed

Although I find modern more reliable

And que it when grinding

[modern solstice]

i got 214 wins in 10 hours just playing cyber city

[quick shard]

Sheesh

[fallow grotto]

is there a secret/trick or something

[willow coral]

Dang

Meanwhile swiftz take a whole 24 hours to get 250

[modern solstice]

i mean hes not that fast but he had the old slow gens and no cyber city

[idle totem]

In 2019 you wouldve hit the leaderboards in 10 hours

also I finish work in 7 mins

[modern solstice]

crazy

btw requirement for top 10 in nov 2020 is top 50 now

[fallow grotto]

is there a trick or u just rush

XD

[modern solstice]

u kill the other teams

and like win

[idle totem]

pfft

[ornate hornet]

Lol

[fallow grotto]

that should be ez

[ornate hornet]

What is it

Modern or cyber

[idle totem]

yeah thats kinda why i stopped i dont have that kind of time ;-;

[modern solstice]

cyber

[brave swift]

Anyone wanna play

[modern solstice]

i only grind for like 1 or 2 days of the week

[ornate hornet]

Fair

[modern solstice]

and like take a break for the rest of the week playing scrims

[fallow grotto]

I'm starting to grind

[idle totem]

nice

[ornate hornet]

Fair

[fallow grotto]

decoration > any map

[modern solstice]

i remember when i was climbing leader board so fast i went from 50th to 22nd in under a month

[fallow grotto]

we all know it

[modern solstice]

overrated map

[ornate hornet]

Scam

[ornate hornet]

Yh

[fallow grotto]

rly?

[ornate hornet]

How

Long did u grind for?

[fallow grotto]

it was 10 blocks to 1 island

[modern solstice]

i grinded like 100 a day

[ornate hornet]

Like per day

Omg

[modern solstice]

hmm like 7 hours

[ornate hornet]

:0

How did u have so much time

xd

[modern solstice]

online school

[ornate hornet]

Ohhh

Fair

[modern solstice]

i grinded 150+ a day for a week

then quit for 3 weeks

[modern solstice]

and back then 150 was very hard

old gens

no cyber city

no map selection

[ornate hornet]

Old times

xd

[modern solstice]

and random queue would always put u in fairytale or fireplace cause they were always featured

[fallow grotto]

ikr

[modern solstice]

and theyre like the 2 worst maps

[ornate hornet]

Ikrrr

It was

Bs

[idle totem]

I play fireplace just cause of the nostalgia

[ornate hornet]

Lol

[idle totem]

I remember playing it on 30 fps on mu switch in 2019

hehe

[fallow grotto]

fireplace way to big and islands to far apart

[ornate hornet]

Where there is an dia gen top of mid

[idle totem]

yeah its not exactly one of the best built maps

[fallow grotto]

btw sry i missed ur stream

i would've donated

[idle totem]

nah no worries

[modern solstice]

it was funny when related screamed abt a 55s game

[idle totem]

bro my previous personal best was like 1:21 a year ago

Casually shattered it second try on stream

[hard linden]

Buck

[modern solstice]

toby told me u almost got a 1:01 perfect

but the kid voided

last kid

[fallow grotto]

what am i watching

[idle totem]

ah yeah at the time it woulve been wr lol

something like that

also im done work want to join duos vc or ranked bedrock

[modern solstice]

go duos

[idle totem]

kk

[fallow grotto]

cya guys

[ornate hornet]

agreed

[fallow grotto]

ima eat then get in again

[ornate hornet]

gl with the runs

[ornate hornet]

gl with the runs

[fallow grotto]

my keyboard delayed me half of the day

;-;

[ornate hornet]

f

[ornate hornet]

f

[buoyant dagger]

im still rocking the 36 fps B)

[ornate hornet]

i am still a nentendo player

😅

[fallow grotto]

i used to be just switched to xbox 3 months ago

[ornate hornet]

fair

[fallow grotto]

20 fps with drifty controllers

[ornate hornet]

lol

[fallow grotto]

it was painful

[willow coral]

That kind of happened for me to, I didn’t grind as much as u but there were points if the lb where 5 places would be 30 wins apart

Last month, the entire 20-30 lb places were 200 wins apart

[willow coral]

Same

[fallow grotto]

u play nintendo?

[ornate hornet]

POG

[willow coral]

Yes

[fallow grotto]

best switch player ever

i was decent on it

[shy rivet]

I’m too tired to work out how the report system works

But could an @admin drop me a dm and Get these toxic players sorted out please?

@fallow grotto @late urchin

Could someone help?

I know I’m being annoying on here but I can’t be bothered anymore

I have 5 mins of footage of them just trapping us on the map and killing us over and over

[severe dawn]

It won’t take that long, just make a report through #❌︱report-a-player

It’s simple I promise

[shy rivet]

Okay thanks

[severe dawn]

Np

[shy rivet]

You right

That shizzles was so much easier than I thought

Much love ❤️

[severe dawn]

❤️

[nova arch]

City easily the worst y'all wrong

Fast but bad

[autumn field]

DM me if anyone wants to play

[nova arch]

Maybe not worst

[fallow grotto]

So trueee

[tulip steppe]

I need a duo ps4 hopefully

[willow coral]

You guys r just not capable of doing fast games and taking out rushes fast

[fallow grotto]

The mid is stupid and also I hate the design of the map

There are fastest ones

[willow coral]

@modern solstice is on a whole nother lvl than the average mc sweat but me personally being not so bad myself say that u guys need a skill boost

[vague hill]

yea

just needs to improve in pvp

[solemn tulip]

Hello

Anyone want to play eggwars duos?

I not the best but not bad

[willow coral]

Me or the other kids?

[solemn tulip]

you

my gamertag is SL Blade6618

[willow coral]

I might be able to get online

Give about 10 min

[solemn tulip]

ok. see you then

[vague hill]

nights

[willow coral]

He needs pvp improvement?

[solemn tulip]

Who?

[nova arch]

"Needs skill boost" vs 4x10 holes at mid

[solemn tulip]

Do you want to play?

[vague hill]

yea

[willow coral]

Ok

Well he seems pretty good to me

But ur good as well so u would know

[solemn tulip]

Hello?

[willow coral]

Hello

I can’t play

[solemn tulip]

Sad 😦

[willow coral]

Bro it’s Friday u can’t expect me to play forever

[solemn tulip]

I know\

I ment sad for you that you cant play. Assuming that you like playing

[vague hill]

well its okay but not the best it could be

[fallow grotto]

hi

[willow coral]

Ok

Well who is the best pvp-er

[vague hill]

Lights

He rarely ever plays though

[rose heron]

Wasn't the answer like subjective?

[vague hill]

?

[rose heron]

The best player thing.

[vague hill]

It’s lights

Pretty simple

[rose heron]

I thought there were many aspects of game or something.

[vague hill]

He said pvp’er

[rose heron]

I mean... yeah.

[vague hill]

And I still believe he is the best player overall in cube

[rose heron]

Even that has different kits and such.

I mean lightschips is indeed pretty good.

[vague hill]

Like that guy is pretty good

He just doesn’t play

[rose heron]

But it's a wild thing to call someone the best.

[vague hill]

It’s pretty simple in cube

Community isn’t really that good

[rose heron]

I mean, even I'm good in between it.

[vague hill]

Well

[rose heron]

Also what's up with your banner?

Why?

[vague hill]

I swear to god

Leave my dog alone

[rose heron]

I think it's a pretty good-looking creature.

[vague hill]

I don’t believe you

[rose heron]

Sad to type the least...

[vague hill]

anyways

back to the top player topic

i cant really think of anyone coming close except jukaidoo

[rose heron]

Don't really know them.

[rose heron]

Do they have any place to see?(How they play).

[vague hill]

very smart

and good at pvp

[willow coral]

There r a view good players and a view smart players but their r only about 100 worth noting a the rest r trash

[vague hill]

id say like top 10-20

[buoyant dagger]

and prof maybe

[vague hill]

no

[idle totem]

Except me on switch

[vague hill]

i agree

[urban prism]

I thought little legend was supposed to be good

[vague hill]

Not top

[urban prism]

Hmm mk

[nova arch]

anyone duos? tm8s are bots and also leave

name is same

[cinder belfry]

Eggwars Bossfights be like:

[last stream]

Greetings CubeCraft
#TeamStarWolf™ here

[cinder belfry]

We MEET-

[last stream]

AGAIN-

[near pasture]

AT-

[cinder belfry]

...

[last stream]

.....

W

Where's the pig?

[cinder belfry]

I dont know..

He should've been here

[last stream]

...last as always

Okay... guess it's just down to business..

[near pasture]

Right.

[cinder belfry]

🐺 🦎 🐵 🐷

[last stream]

As you can see in the screenshot above, StarWolf had an amazing and climactic final boss against the toughest and most creative camper we've ever met!

[cinder belfry]

Having not just one, but TWO phases!

[last stream]

This round was team against team, moving from base to base to gather as many Ressources as possible

Until finally we'd worked them down to just one red

This was no ordinary Red however

This man had stacked pearl on pearls, and had been moving from place to place all I'm hopes of catching us slipping

[hollow ibex]

Bruh I just go around and kill and hope for the best

[cinder belfry]

..Cool

[last stream]

We'd eventually cornered him to the point he'd begun moving up to the top of the center, pearls gone, everything coming down to this encounter

Enter Phase 1

He plants himself at the very top and builds himself in, beginning to rain down arrows in quick swarms at each of us

This man has Clint Eastwood beat for quickest draw in the Wild west

[cinder belfry]

Building up, I thought I'd find Andrew and him going at it 1 on 1. Instead I feasted my eyes on this BEAST!

[last stream]

Indeed!

A beast of a player he was

[near pasture]

From my witness account, by the time I had gotten up there I had noticed he wasn't anywhere in sight, then he rose from the very top of the center.. in the screenshot

[cinder belfry]

We were forced to run in circles around this man, taking shots at weak spots!

[last stream]

After making use of my last pearl, I Wolf O'Donnell was able to begin distract him with quick jabs in circles as Andrew began to make his way up

It was then after i was knocked back, nearly to death, that the loudest KABOOM went off

Andrew having placed loads of explosives to knock the beast from his self claimed pedestal of prestige

Now on the stomping ground with the rest of us

Enter Phase 2

[cinder belfry]

In one swift motion, he spun around and there appeared a shield surrounding the beast!

[last stream]

The man was able to build around himself, shielding up for the incoming onslaught faster than I'd ever seen

However he was forced into a Hasty retreat, using a secret last ditch pearl to head back down to one of the nearby bases

StarWolf of course gave chase, not giving him long to breathe before we were now on a man hunt spanning cross the Entire map

It was after finally catching up that he planted himself down and began to fight a 1v3

Which his click speed had no doubt been ready for

However, the synchronized teamwork of #TeamStarWolf™ was able to force him onto the back foot

He'd pearled across the way, using another pearl hed managed to buy before we'd caught up

But this time he'd not planned ahead as much as he'd thought

As PIGMA had been lurking at his old base, ready to pounce from behind

And with nothing but a wad of carrots, PIGMA was able to knock the man into the void and secure the victory

Now..we at #TeamStarWolf™ have one simple request... Give us more boss fights like this please..

[severe dawn]

0_o interesting story!

👏

[cinder belfry]

Thank you, thank you

[last stream]

Why thank you kind gentlemen and or lady and or none specified

[cinder belfry]

🐺 🦎 🐷 🐵

[near pasture]

I'm the monkey 🙈 🐒

[cinder belfry]

...

Yes

[last stream]

...we know

[cinder belfry]

You're the monkey

[near pasture]

.

🐒

[last stream]

But yes.. Please give us more entertaining and climactic boss battles like these going forward

We know it's hard for some of you to branch out, but we know you can really do good if you give it your all!

So do something creative! Get experimental, and most importantly as always

!Have Fun!

Cause you don't get stories like these by doing the same thing over

And over

...and over

And o- You get the point

Anywho, that's all from us today

See you all you Crafters out on the Cube

-This message was brought to you and partnered by- #TeamStarWolf™

[near pasture]

And as always, from Andrew Oikonny, have an amazing Day/Night everyone! 😊

[fallow grotto]

Quite an interesting story.

[near pasture]

Why thank you, kind stranger!

[fallow grotto]

You're welcome ^^

[fallow grotto]

Does anybody want to play lifeboat

[fallow grotto]

I am jocking

[ornate hornet]

:/

[ruby lily]

:/

[ornate hornet]

Ikr

[ornate hornet]

Na

City

Is calm

U just need to be good at rushing

Tbh

[ornate hornet]

a

Tbh

The first bit is Tru

But voly

Is actually a good rusher

On

Squads