#🥚︱eggwars
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Well I never said HOW we built it..
Type A
Tch, annoying to rushers..
They SHRIEK at the sight of mobile players not panicking at their arrival to their base.
They show extreme DISGUST towards zigzag bridges.
I once stumbled upon the "legendary" rusher, and it was just as they say in the complaints
You know what i did?
I gave him my diamond sword, and bent over
You know what he did?
Jumped off.
Like a good little PC rusher
See we don't do your everyday Eggwars games.
Here at #TeamStarWolf™ we encourage new and fun ideas and challenges. Whilst also getting the dubs.
BOOM! The wall that holds the DEATHSTAR
Ain't nobody got games like #TeamStarWolf
And we still came out on top. Cause that's how StarWolf do
SCREAM for me, mikey!
Who's star wolf?
#TeamStarWolf is the uncontested Best teams of 4 Eggwars team.
What level are you guys?
I have no idea
I never check.
I'm 32
Cool
Not to. Bragg but I'm the best controller playee
Hey man ain't no shame in speaking facts.
I'll take your word for it
I like ya confidence
I said scream, Mikey! Like pocahontas screaming for her color god, john smith
Ignore our pet monkey...he's weird sometimes
?
As long as you're having fun ya know
Indeed.
Who is this star wolf noob?
Again
Not who
What
Well there's Rushers, Campers, Trappers, Hackers, and then there's StarWolf
@cinder belfry
#TeamStarWolfis the uncontested Best teams of 4 Eggwars team.
@last stream
me, me, me and me
nah
#TeamStarWolfis the uncontested Best teams of 4 Eggwars team.
@last stream
naw
In that order .
Everytime.
Yes, it's in that order
naw
Why wouldn't it be in that order?
What other order would it be in?
none
But it wouldn't work the same backwards
So uh, anyway, yeah
Wolf is at the bottom yes
...It's first
Lmao
Even though I'm the party leader..
Keep dreaming
You're just the secretary leon
Dreaming of what?
Wait dreaming??
Dreaming that the wolf is at the top
As much as I'd like to be at the top, he is the leader
That's why the wolf is at the top...
Death is at the top and that is where my clan is at, dealing death to the people who are below.
But you're not on team starwolf ..
Not in your team dumb dumb
Wolf is at the top. Then it's the lizard. Then the pig. Then the monkey.
fucking degenerates these days 
You can't be at the top when you're not in the team!
Hey man, no need to get hostile
^
Yeah, don't curse.
....we were talking about the team....why weren't you?
Pretty sure that's against the rules..
That was the discussion...the order of the team .
Oh boohoo
So, bottom line, wolf is at the top
....what are you boohooing?
At you
For..?
....I got that...but why?
Cos I can
..Ha...haha..
...so in other words you had no reason...
Ahem..
Ok then
Again. Degenerates.
Right...
See this is why #TeamStarWolf is and always will be the best Team.
I mean, at least I stay following the rules
Oh no...
What happened here guys
Look what you did, Tom!
You got Him on
They're crying
I Dont See tears
Just great. perfect
Why are you here..?
That's nice to hear fox...
...Good job
You want a cookie or something?
How's the blue panther..
Just keep talking to tommy
Who Tom?
You wont even know im here
...I wish that were true.
I'm calling him Mr Dubois
Why?
There you are...
My reasons are beyond your understanding Lizard.
You're still my little peeping tommy, huh?
Tch, you're talking to second in command, friend!
ew
Ew is right!
Please everyone ignore our Monkey...he's weird sometimes.
I deserve a little more RESPECT!
ooh ooh, ah ah!
I believe they were referring to your DISGUSTING actions, O donell!
Quiet you.
Monke jeans!
Like im not even here
...I wanna call him Thomas instead..
Why not jerry
Sorry. Mr Dubois.* I meant Mr Dubois
Why would it be Jerry?
Cause Tom And Jerry
Cause that doesn't work Fox
His name is Tommy..
Get it?
Tell him, Thomas
Oh my god...
Lmao at these waste of a sperm cells talking
I know right, Thomas?
Maybe a bit too explicit for CC..
Mr Dubois, please if you keep this up then crystal will be next
And none of us want that.
Tom you're not saying much so i'm not sure what you're laughing at
Fox, be quiet.
Looking like you're about to break into someones house and steal all of their things, including joke books and stuff only a child would need
oh, sorry...
Angelica, how long were you standing there for?
Angelica? I thought it was Angelina...
Ah ah ah.....Leave ms Pickles alone.
Oh, nevermind. It was definitely Angelica..
To stay on topic
Wait.....wait a sec...
...
BACONWARS
....I can't believe I almost missed this
😏
Dude, you should've said Chucky..
I Do love me some pickles
But Angelica calls him Finster...
I don't think he would get that...it's kinda before his time
I don't think half of them would remember that show...
Well I know he's watching, I just wanna know if he's like
Still with me
Like caught up
Which is sad since it's a classic.
I'll do it
Wooo
more like...
Boom!
BACONWARS!!!
DEATH Star!
Get it?
Coin operated seahorse!
I like my eggs like my opponents face, scrambled 🙂
... No
...why not?
Mio sign!
Dang fox
Trudge hill!
Buck!!!
...Eggwars stuff... Yeahhhh
HAY castle!
StarWolf: Undefeated when making a trudge hill
Every time...
And no, Thomas, there is no FIFTH THING
Hm?
Stop what?
im tryna not get cringed out
Cringe doesn't make it any less right..
What so ever
ew
We
u sound corny
Ew is right!
Ew is right
stop
"Naw"
I eat my corn like i eat my eggs, scrambled
...Who eats corn scrambled?
ur funny man
...you can't eat corn scrambled..
good ole knee slapper
How would you even?
You have a medal?
for ur goody self
Nice
Should be a second 2nd place medal
Not like its my first time getting that
Just being honest..
If you know what i mean
I'd give him a bronze
You're talking like you have your hands behind your back
..k
All the time
🦗
That Joke made no sense. Don't encourage his lackluster jokes
Come on!
Indeed
It wasnt that bad
He stopped talking
Who the frick scrambles corn?
Imagine planning an argument.
Just thought i'd reference something i saw a few hours ago
Who scrambles corn???
Monkes
Monkeys eat bananas!
Sorry.. I meant Gorillas
Who?
weird
Common mistake
Gorillas aren't anywhere near corn!
Gorillas mostly eat leaves you moron!
Imagine stalking the #1 eggwars team while they're ragging on a super cool monke
:))
Bananas and corn are the same color!
Again, common mistake
What would them being color blind have to do with it?
....They could...
No!
Wouldn't be able to-
They couldn't do anything!
I'll tell you what, Red team vs Brown team
Shut up!
Whats the difference?
Novak knows what its like
You're both morons!
Okay, how about this!
You are embarrassing this Team!
That wasn't even the Question!!
I beg to differ
Corn - ❤️ Banana
Shut up! You're both giving me a headache...
I hate you two so much...
🐺 🦎 🐖 🐒
Do you now see how WE, STARWOLF! Are the greatest, uncontested team of eggwars?
Or the lizard..
Hey!
Shut up you discount secretary!
So back to what i was saying
No, it's "Useless Junk!!"
Must I bring up 2019's Christmas costume party?
Who improvs a birthday suit!?
It was clearly a costume!
There are many people who fear starwolf, including you people stalking us.. too afraid to say anything, you two fear the very sight of our Logo
As should everyone!
I sewed it together myself...
.....you've never sewn a day in your life! You've got noodles for fingers!
The great andrew oikonny approves this message!
....
Very little difference but still
...Leon..even if they were actually ramen. Why would you tell me?
Why would you help my argument.
I'm strong!
Is...is this in the script?
I want you to kill em..
this team was full of hackers
What?
As if.
i was playing eggwars
Think he's talking about someone else-
That makes way more sense.
Even HACKERS fear StarWolf!
Hackers like emma
Look out for Wolf VN3870
As if we'd even need it. Hacks would probably slow us down.
Gosh dang my keyboard
Hey!
...this is a good day.
The wolf mentioned by Mr Mjah has nothing to do with #TeamStarWolf™
Hangin with Finster?
That does not include #TeamStarWolf™️ world wide!
Also Look out for NGHIA1074
Nguyen Hung2197
FunkierClock79
Thats all of them
So Look out for Wolf VN3870 NGHIA1074 Nguyen Hung2197 FunkierClock79
They are all hackers
Hey all, apologies if this has already been asked many times... is there team chat in eggwars & if so what’s the command? I’ve never needed it before but it would be handy atm. Thnx 🙂
I got told I was autoclicking today, I get 7cps lmao
I killed an invis hacker the other day (just by sound and tracking compass), and he called me out for hacking
guys can someone explane me how to report a player
someone is german and wants to play egg wars
Lol
Any one egg wars europe must have mic to discord call
Looking for someone to play eggwars 👀
peepopo
Anybody wanna play I’m goated at the game and I’m bored of solos
what goated means, lmao?
It means amazing
Come priv
oh, k, im free
i got accused of scaffolding today cuz i was speedbridging lol
they said they’re gonna report me
if they’re in this discord - i’m Celery1219, gl getting me banned smh
but u are hacking-
that happens to me all the time. More so when I jum bridge
they thought i was autoclicking too lol
oof
thats so random
someone accused me of hacking when they were hacking once
LOL that’s great
yesterday I fought a 3 team on skywars solo and they all hackusated me
for destroying them
bruhhhhh
seems like theres more teamers then normally
yeah i’ve been seeing that too actually
me
2
in ffa have a lot more
now i cant get more than 150ks
when my best is 212
my useal kill streak in like any gamemode is always six kills
like i always get 2v1 or more
its hard
and have some targeters that i hate a lot
*I got 4v2 once in skywars double *
well teaming is fine in ffa i’m pretty sure but yeah i have been seeing more of it
its is fine just annoying
like i finish a fight and im low, so a guy follow me for like 5 minutes, when i need to pot to fight i hate that lol
lol I use the pot kit to trick poeple
yhe
for me wizard is the best
always a full diamond... is useless when u dont have speed str and regen
speed to combo str to do damage and regen to regen the hits u get
close to immortal
I use speed
mostly
And having speed fights with poeple is like a dogflight with jets lol
and with this new pvp i have a lot of fun when people start flying with the combos
Br?
yeah wizard kit is rly op if you’re good at it
unfortunately i’m not tho lol
so i usually use warrior
Same
I’m still trying to learn combos
play with samurai to learn combos
cya man, good luck
@jaunty stratus what dose that mean sorry
my "lobby" dont look smooth with default template
What dose that mean??
wdum?
its a kit
Ohh ok
My bad ok
Anyone want to play some eggwars?
BRING BACK EFFICIENCY X AND OLD KB ❗ ❗ ❗
this new KB is so awful
and i dont like playing with mobile players. i want some console competition
Well, then switch to console.
Anyways I know I said I wanted to play sw but if everyones cool with me streaming I'd be down to play EW
yea
My ign is
in my post
But it's burstfinish
fyi
Add me on Discord I'll dm you
lol
WE AINT ROCKIN W THE STONE PICKAXE EFFICIENCY V OR THE NEW KB ❗ ❗ ❗ ❗
whats ur opinion weeb
THEY NEED TO BRING BACK EFFICIENCY X ON PICKAXES
My opinion is that everyone can have their own opinion but they don't need to shove it in other peoples faces
:)
nah im not shoving it in ur face im just bringing awareness :)
🧢
wanna 1v1
My opinion, is the new balance system is one of the best updates.
Thats mine too
gotta warn u though im a pretty nasty mobile player
ur lucky im not on console
whats ur name on minecraft kid
You're both lucky you haven't ran into starwolf.
Ok
...
U h
I know you're lying.
You know that your kinda not allowed to use that language
eh
But either way
starwolf is kinda cheeks
Oh really?
that's just lying to yourself
yeah
Are you joking?
Smh
Are you actually joking?
StarWolf?
I don't think you know what Starwolf is.
he mad cheeks
he kept crying
Oh...that makes sense
Lol
🐷
so we 1v1ing or nah?
okay get on shinyfinish
They don't even know what that is!
put the money where ur mouth is
Everytime.
My ign is burstfinish
i sent u it
Duel req?
k
🐷
good luck
ur just mad u lost lmfao
sick and tired
sure u have grown
Of poeple like you
not my fault ur bad bro
Thinking they are cool
🥱
for being total douchebags
im the best player there is
This is unnecessary drama.
ur fr just mad i beat u and starwolf
Stop it with the egotistical crap
You don't even know what starwolf is.
good game bro good game ill stop talking now and ill take waht belongs to me 🏆
Nobody wants to hear it kid
🐷
team starwolf is dogpiss
Ok
You didn't even know it was a team at first
If you've beaten starwolf
You're only clowning anyway.
You are a joke, merely a joke, you will never amount to anything and you are nothing but another pathetic soul who can only try. All you do is try. Because that's all you can do. You will always fail
u failed at winning <3
What are their usernames?
So I'd say it would be the best for you to be quiet and stop before you make yourself look more stupid than you already do.
u listen to this music bor
bro?
ur music taste kinda ass
who broke ur heart bro
Smh people like you are gonna end up with no friends
LOL ur such a weeb with no friends
Hey what happened
u listen to Lil Nas X bro? u gay for that bro
i like wheni grow up
Prolly just some little kid on their moms iPad
Whats going on here?
Mjah10 ShinyFinish is being mean to me
he insulted me by calling me an asshole and pathetic :C
🗑️
i mean jake you did call them a Weeb With No friends
There's no proof of how he lost though.
weebs are all together:D
So you're basically roasting yourself.
im a weeb too:D
🐷
i literally killed him with a sword u 🤡
lmao
Now I recommend you do that to yourself
WOAH
<3
🐷
so original
HOLD ON
bruh
This is unnecessary.
both being toxic rn
ITS MINECRAFT
go back to listening to
How about we all chill out?
go and cry to ur mom bro
It really did
ITS A GAME
no, its a block game...
shinyfinish a reddit user u cant recover from that
ill clap every single one of yall rn in a 1v1 frfr no kizzy up in heaaa
ok, clap me pls
ok, clap me
👏
You're both probably under the age 15 if you're getting this heated over minecraft
lobby 10:D
im 14
dont worry im a calculator gamer
lobby 10 where
Tak6295
And you are a rude little kid who thinks it's cool to be rude to strangers on the internet when in reality it's all you can do because nobody loves you.
lobby 10 in what game
beta games
kk
WOAH
JAKE SHINYFINSH JUST SAID "THATS WHY YO MOMMA DEAD"
Keep trying to look cool kid because in the end it will only harm you
Pathetic
k lmao
what lobby u in
3
K well I gtg
bye noob
Jake insulting people doesn't make you the bigger person
And shiny if you know this is a kid then chill out
I thought rejoining the community would be a good decision but as it turns out it's just little douchebags like you who thinks it's cool to trash on other people.
i hope u leave
u got a first combo
wait there are combos?
I hope you leave, and I'm not talking about the server <3
yhe u got like 5 hits whitout i hit u
Yeah the new update
Just block eachother
k
This kid is just looking to start fights with people he knows he can just pick on
"Insulting Somebody Doesn't Make You The Bigger Person" - Mjah10
gg
gg
the only guy i like in here is apenas eu
the rest of u guys can suck on a sausage
bruh, why?
yes
Smh this kid will never learn
neither will u if ur responding to me im blocking u.
u watch demon slayer apenas?
Every time it says this kid is typing I can practically smell the scent of angry little 3rd grader on mommy’s tablet
Lol
yhe lol
is it good
"Jake just because you're good at minecraft doesn't mean you can "Stare down at them" (You're Probably Too Short To Stare Anyone Down Anyways), My Point Is, Just Because You're Good At Minecraft Doesn't Make You Better Then Everyone." - Mjah10
for me is, like, i love anime and that is a good one:v
And this is the eggwars channel
srr 😥
lol
gg everyone
🐷
Yeah, scram
Gosh.. you guys must have the brain capacity of "Ellen worm"
Which isn't very high at all, mind you
..Yeahh
Speaking of which, why whenever I get on, I just feel like I'm being watched by a low iq girl?
Maybe that's just common
And why do I feel my name being mentioned outside of this server sometimes?
Infact, it might even be irl
Idk
Just random
especially the dream stans
those dudes are gods
.
Anyone wanna play duos
anyone down for trio eggwars
Anybody wanna i play duos? Im on controller mobile btw
@rough dagger, @west solstice amd @digital flax, I advise you to go to #🎉︱looking・for・party if you are trying to find people to play with.
^ It's a dedicated channel for people looking for players to play with.
yhay I learned how to god bridge 😄
nice
hi new player
hi new play, i’m celery
me?
anyone want to play?
me?
anyone from germany??
anyone play with me?
hello?
@fallow grotto @storm mulch @fallow grotto @jaunty stratus @rough dagger @west solstice anyone play with me eggwars?
YEEEES
lets frinds
whats ur name?
ch4pc
ok
i have
on cc
me
anyone wanna play eggwars later
ok
user is aiixella
Tak6295 inv
and no voice chat-
fa?
ok i will after this class
no no no no
whats ur user tho?
i cant- i like to hear music while i play

ok whats your username in minecraft
Tak6295
?
k, inv me for party
me 2, no problem
oh
i didnt got anything-
dont*
lmao
we are frinds now @jaunty stratus
but i think im right, cuz its past...
oh
accept
are you in the cube craft lobby?
yy
me
I’ll join for some quads
IcedSiilver
now ice
im in controller btw
im calculator:V
vortex join
Hold up play like one game real quick
ok
k
nice
rush gray?
orange
Alright you can invite me after that game
ok
lets red they teaming
ok where are u'
middle
gg
UR SO GOOD
nah but thx
my user? on minecraft?
cya
@jaunty stratus ggs
yup
Later sure