#🥚︱eggwars

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sweet terrace
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so does switch

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so does ps4

fallow grotto
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bedrock is better anyway 🤷‍♂️

sweet terrace
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ehh

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both have their advantages and disadvantages

fallow grotto
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SPEED BRIDGEEEE

sweet terrace
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nyoom

fallow grotto
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zoom

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i friend requested u

sweet terrace
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princexyder?

fallow grotto
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no

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Ufu

sweet terrace
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oh

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thats the only one i have rn

fallow grotto
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its Geno7101 right?

sweet terrace
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mhm

fallow grotto
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ok i sent it again

sweet terrace
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stiiiill no request

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what if I sent you one?

fallow grotto
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yeah do that

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oh

sweet terrace
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oh huh

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it worked?

fallow grotto
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im adding u on cubecraft

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not xbox

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lol

sweet terrace
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OH

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lmao why didn't you say so xd

fallow grotto
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hahaha

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my bad

sweet terrace
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its fiiiine

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do we bother defending the EGG

fallow grotto
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i dont lol

sweet terrace
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pog

fallow grotto
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sometimes depending on the map i get obsidian 🤷‍♂️

sweet terrace
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???

fallow grotto
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can we agree that fairytale is a bad map?

sweet terrace
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idk i havent played it yet

fallow grotto
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oh no

sweet terrace
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ok i hate this map

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i remember this one

fallow grotto
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we join and someone is talking about "hax"

sweet terrace
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uh oh

fallow grotto
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lol i like that one but we can get another

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u wanna try this?

sweet terrace
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sure

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so beef only yes?

fallow grotto
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yeah

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we can get gold very easily

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u need armour lol

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they have swords

sweet terrace
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incoming

fallow grotto
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ok lets go

sweet terrace
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where you at?

fallow grotto
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ded lol

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im coming to middle now

sweet terrace
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I GOT THEIR EGG

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HAHAHAHAHA

fallow grotto
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they are literally targetting me

sweet terrace
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my food straight up wont register what

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I fell off

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while holding crouch

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ok

fallow grotto
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lol

sweet terrace
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HE HAD A BOW

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FFFF

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want iron armor?

fallow grotto
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sure

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sadly beef cant really compete with diamond swords

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i was in a game earlier with a guy who was flying and teleporting

sweet terrace
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yikes

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its sad how only at the end they decide to go with the beef strat

fallow grotto
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lol

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they can only 2v1 beef

sweet terrace
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yep

fallow grotto
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beef noobs

sweet terrace
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i'm evil

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look at our egg

fallow grotto
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lol

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do u just wanna sit here and defend the egg?

sweet terrace
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we could

fallow grotto
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get diamonds and we can start generator

sweet terrace
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which one?

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i'll try to go for yellow

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UGGGHHHH

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i fell

fallow grotto
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lol

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he has full iron and d sword

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they dont have obsidian

sweet terrace
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LMAO this guy

fallow grotto
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ikr

sweet terrace
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really needed full iron

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for beef?

fallow grotto
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he treid so many times aswell XD

sweet terrace
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this is a official

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bruh moment

fallow grotto
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i really like this map

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cmon we gotta get a win

sweet terrace
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yess

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one more tho after that i gtg

fallow grotto
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oops

sweet terrace
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was that guy

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full diamond?

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AYYY

fallow grotto
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ggs

sweet terrace
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that last guy

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really gapped

fallow grotto
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7 beef kills lol

sweet terrace
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before approaching me

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oh pog

fallow grotto
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lmaoo

sweet terrace
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BEEEEEEFFFFFF

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anyways gotta go now

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was fun!

fallow grotto
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thanks : )

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ggs

sweet terrace
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ggs

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and remember

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weapons are for casuals

fallow grotto
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yes lol

sweet terrace
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some time?

fallow grotto
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YOO

glossy otter
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Anyone want to play Eggwars? It's duo, and dms only

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Since I have no mic

fallow grotto
glossy otter
fallow grotto
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im good then

glossy otter
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Ok

tropic mauve
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only casuals use weapons smh

harsh palm
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Huh

glossy otter
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I use other tools too

harsh palm
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I could join right now

glossy otter
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Also what's the matter with using swords?

glossy otter
harsh palm
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Yea. Imma just eat right now cause I haven't ate since the morning

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I'll be back around 6 minutes

glossy otter
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Kk

harsh palm
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Ight

fallow grotto
gritty briar
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Bring back the old kb and bring back efficiency X ‼️‼️‼️

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NOW

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Please

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Ty.

tropic mauve
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haha no

terse urchin
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Lol why would you ever bring back old kb

fallow steeple
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Can you make custom matches?

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Custom private matches?

surreal bay
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oh and whoever has the better connection

inner acorn
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the old kb, where you can actually function and have a chance against teams, or now where all you can do is run and even that doesnt work

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if u run u just get hit constantly. it literally seems like this game only chooses to give knockback whenever its convenient

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for everyone else

inner acorn
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just avoid fights you cant win then. i have had 0 issue doing 3v1s or 4v1s at all, you just have to separate them into groups of 2 or 1

fringe token
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bruh it doesnt always work out like that. and even before it was so simple to fight groups

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now you can't hit a single person without getting knocked away from them by teammates

inner acorn
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yes it was easier before no doubt, but now it actually takes skill to kill them...and yet you're saying it takes no skill

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it takes no skill because before the majority of the people playing were terrible, and now they all seem like they have reach and hacks (obviously they dont) but its not even fair

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everyone takes too much knockback to the point where it seems it doesn't even matter the circumstances, but kb should depend on how ur moving and where u are. now its just constantly the same, regardless

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if you're on pc, whoever gets hit first is just gonna get combo'd to death

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anywhere really

inner acorn
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they all seem more difficult because its platform specific matchmaking so you cant just bully mobiles anymore

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ok, but ALL the players im against are like this. u can't tell me I was against all mobile players before and thats why I was winning

limber kelp
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thats not the point, u should be able to recover from the first hit

limber kelp
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but there's no way to now. also if ur running you just get hit continuously with no chance to escape, and I've done it to people too

inner acorn
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i play pc and i consider myself to be pretty decent at pvp. i've had people in a combo and they can still hit me when i dont move side to side, because it depends on your movement. they made it intentionally possible to break a combo if the person doing it is close enough to you. unlike the hive, where it literally is 1 hit and you go flying

limber kelp
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it all depends, and thats not always gonna work

inner acorn
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just spam blocks under you lol eventually they'll get caught on one and will be too far behind to hit you

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yeah I've tried. doesn't always work

fallow grotto
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whenever I play skywars and I try to save myself now, it's almost impossible because I get hit into the void by like 10 blocks

inner acorn
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works for me i just spam like a maniac and occasionally have to block clutch

fringe token
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10 blocks??

limber kelp
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thats not how it works all the time

limber kelp
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you should also have like 8 cps if your playing skywars/eggwars

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it helps alot

fringe token
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there's a certain amount of luck that goes into it

inner acorn
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well you arent supposed to always be able to just get away from any fight with no issue

limber kelp
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no, eggwars is 90% skill

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10% strategy

fringe token
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exactly I said a certain amount of luck

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there IS luck in that

limber kelp
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sorry lol 90% strategy oops

fallow grotto
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yeah some people don't have any strategys and whenever I try to hit them off they just refuse to Fall? when they were right next to the edge

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strategies

fringe token
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yeah even with this new kb

limber kelp
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its literally just random sometimes if it wants to work or not

inner acorn
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idk i really like the new kb. makes it so much easier to have a fighting chance in massive gear mismatches so i dont have to gen camp for half an hour. if you are on the receiving end i can see why it would be frustrating but eventually if you play it enough im sure you can find a way to break the combos. or just go to the hive where if somebody exhales on you it sends you to another dimension

fringe token
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thats the issue

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its the exact same problem with the old kb (being inconsisent) but even worse

limber kelp
inner acorn
limber kelp
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I dont think it is

limber kelp
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old kb you hit someone 10 times and they dont move

fallow grotto
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I just want knockbaxk that's a bit lower than the new one and that's consistent

fringe token
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its just as inconsistent and even more likely for u to get scammed in fights

inner acorn
limber kelp
fallow grotto
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anyone wanna play

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sprint reset was kinda dumb tbh

fringe token
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why would they remove it

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and thats also not the issue I have with it

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and are the critical hits broken?

fallow grotto
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im mad bout crits

limber kelp
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I dont see the particles

fallow grotto
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i liked those

inner acorn
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yeah i think crits just dont exist now

fallow grotto
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they dont

fringe token
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bruh that makes no sense

fallow grotto
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i dont see the particles

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do u guys?

inner acorn
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nope

limber kelp
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i dont go for crits

fallow grotto
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exactly

limber kelp
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it just kills you

fallow grotto
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they probably worked hard but I don't think the new updates good :/

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crits were risky

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so they were fair

fringe token
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exactly

fallow grotto
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u jump u take more kb

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so balanced

inner acorn
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yeah im not usually jumping anyway, especially with increased kb that is pretty much a death wish

fallow grotto
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u needed to be smart to know when to use them

fringe token
fallow grotto
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cuz always jumping gets u killed

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now its just constantly the same

fallow grotto
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lol tru

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evry figth similar

inner acorn
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only time i ever did crits was on an afk person or if i get hit and hit them while falling back down from the kb

fallow grotto
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yeah she didn't say that she always jumps itsbjust that whenever it's smart to jump, it doesn't even matter becaude of crits being gone

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it was nice

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for people who got stuck in a hole or somethin

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kill em faster

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why would they even get rid of it

fallow grotto
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idk

fringe token
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why is it so hard to have normal pvp rules

fallow grotto
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wasnt exactly unfair for mobile

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or op for pc

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cuz it made u vulnerable

limber kelp
fallow grotto
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they're

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bruh they should leave it for the players who have some strategy, and know when its smart to jump

fallow grotto
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tru

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this just casual bait

limber kelp
fallow grotto
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and im casual

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yes it is

fallow grotto
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ik itt not

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but it

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it really depends

fallow grotto
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good against noobs

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to kill em faster

fringe token
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its not smart to jump anymore but it was before

limber kelp
fallow grotto
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well im good

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but dont play more than 1 hr a day

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so i think that casual

inner acorn
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yeah it was before because you would take no kb. now you actually do take some and you cant jump on the edge of an island anymore

fallow grotto
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you're kind of hypocritical for saying it's 90 percent strategy and then when were talking about how it's part of the strategy to jump whenever it's convenient (not all the time), you're like nooo it's a death wish, yes now it is a death wish but that's the problem becaude the kb is too high

fringe token
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no, I took so much kb before and I still prefer it

fallow grotto
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true

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old kbb isnt ideal

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i dont want it bacc

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I WANT VANILLA KB

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but still so much better

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yeah why can't we have vanilla kb with crits

fallow grotto
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it was goiod

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but i still think vanilla is a bit better

fringe token
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yeah it is

fallow grotto
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the kb now is too high and the one before is too low so yeah vanilla is the only good option

fallow grotto
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true

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i love em too

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thats y im complaining till they change it

fringe token
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yeah it makes no sense to remove them

small phoenix
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Same

fallow grotto
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i wouldnt care

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but no better alternative server

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hive is ass

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so is mineplex

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lifeboat is lifeboat

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oh my god lifeboat is so bad

small phoenix
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Imagine lifeboat lmao

fringe token
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terrible

fallow grotto
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lol

fringe token
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I used to like that server but yk

inner acorn
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vanilla is probably just as inconsistent though because of some people having ridiculous ping. so they tried to make up for it by making it more than vanilla so at least people would take kb even with the lag

fallow grotto
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hmm perhaps

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maybe i liked it cuz when i 1v1 friends we all hav good pin

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apparently it doesn't work cus I've seen so many laggy people still not fall. its still so inconsistent

inner acorn
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im in NA so my ping never goes below 150

small phoenix
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Sometimes they do 50% more damage

fallow grotto
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ok

small phoenix
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Or it's just a fun status effect

fallow grotto
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vanillas still better than the new kb

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i toght they were 2 x damage 100 percent

limber kelp
fallow grotto
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it doesn't if you know when to use it

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ye

small phoenix
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Man I love getting hit first then getting knocked off the edge making it impossible to come back from

fringe token
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seriously

fallow grotto
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i use it very rarely

small phoenix
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Best thing ever

fallow grotto
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it pisses me off when i see ppl jump

inner acorn
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and get bdied lol

small phoenix
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Crit fighting in cubecraft was so good when you fought someone else who also knew the strat

limber kelp
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bruh you guys say "o jumping and crits were such a good strategy!" then say "I hate the new kb cuz i get hit twice and flung back 10 blocks" I think theres a connection there dont you?

fallow grotto
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okay then why don't they make the matchmaking with the same region

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just like the hive I think

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yo

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i didnt jump tnt

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only like 1 percent of the time

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wtf

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that wasnt my pont

fringe token
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we literally said its good to jump when u KNOW ur safe.

limber kelp
small phoenix
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Combo critting is more consistent than jumping critting

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And it's a careful dance

fallow grotto
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ye

inner acorn
small phoenix
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You don't wanna jump like a mad man and get hit off the edge cause jump knockback

fallow grotto
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"90 percent strategy!!!! if u dont like the new kb ur not even decent!!" "I never jump becaude kts a death wish even tho there's a reason there's crits" kind of a connecttion

fringe token
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seriously good players will know when to jump

small phoenix
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TNT have you done critting recently

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and when to get crits

fallow grotto
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also we mean when we're just normally running at them

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u can 1v1 me man

small phoenix
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It's the best thing ever

fallow grotto
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im decent att the new kb

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I'm not jumping constantly and then going to complain about the new kb

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just isnt fun

fringe token
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its not fun at all

small phoenix
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Truuue

limber kelp
small phoenix
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Have u done critting?

fallow grotto
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i hav

limber kelp
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nope and im not stupid enough to do it

small phoenix
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Dude

fallow grotto
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wut if ur against a wall

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its gr8

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we literally said so many times to only crit when its SMART

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fallow grotto
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forget CRITS

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okay well if you were decent at thinking of strategies maybe u would know when to crit?? u can't just crit out of nowhere and expect to win

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there r BIGGER problems

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LIKE THE RANDOM KB

fringe token
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for real its still very very inconsistent

limber kelp
fallow grotto
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I don't know why you would talk about how it's mostly strategy and not skill and then complain about crits being a thing

small phoenix
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TNT dude

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So

fallow grotto
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it's not guaranteed death??

limber kelp
limber kelp
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fallow grotto
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it's only because uve personally probably critted and wrong times

small phoenix
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Spoken like a dude who doesn't crit

fallow grotto
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no im talking about all platforms

limber kelp
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i jsut think fights r too samey

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sprint

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spam click

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no jump

small phoenix
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Exactlyy

fallow grotto
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no nothing

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just run and click

limber kelp
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idk

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if you knew about your "90 percent" strategy you would know

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because it used to be fun

inner acorn
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you have to be good at aiming and strafing or they can just hit you once and break the combo

small phoenix
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Honestly it's just a bit easy tbh

limber kelp
small phoenix
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Run in

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Hit

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Win

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Gg

fallow grotto
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I got stuck in a ahit chain

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actually we were only talking about the kb on bedrock

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and couldnt escapoe

fringe token
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yes and critical hits were a part of eggwars

fallow grotto
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for like 8 hits

inner acorn
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well if its so easy then nobody should be complaining about people hitting them too far lmao

fallow grotto
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.......

small phoenix
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Man

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ok? they didn't have to make everyone fall backt 3 times as far

fallow grotto
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lol ye

inner acorn
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3 times as far is still only 3 blocks lmao

fallow grotto
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last time

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3 blocks is a lot

fallow grotto
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my argument it isnt fun

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for anyone involvved

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either u beat someone with no effor

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or they beaat u with no effort

limber kelp
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small phoenix
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Prime example of echo chamber here

fallow grotto
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3 blocks like half the area in solo skywars

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lmao

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if tehy made maps bigger i wouldnt be complaining

fringe token
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exactly what I'm saying

fallow grotto
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I literally said it was ok in egg

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SKY is where its insane

small phoenix
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TNT can you explain your argument in detail

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Thanks

limber kelp
limber kelp
fallow grotto
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i guess

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thats fair

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and skywars is no longer about skill, now its complete luck

fallow grotto
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Petition for eggwars map selector

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but egg still take skill

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I still don't understand why you're still talking about strategy and then complaining about crits

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yes it more bout srat

small phoenix
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yes they should make a map selector

inner acorn
# fringe token 3 blocks is a lot

3 blocks is very slightly more than vanilla, and the only reason its any higher is because they made vertical knockback higher so people aren't being sucked to the floor like there's a vacuum there, the way they were before

fallow grotto
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voting system

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vertical kb still excessive

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shouldn't they just reduce downwards kb

fallow grotto
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wouldnt ,ind it to be more

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not make people fly up

fallow grotto
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it's so easy to combo now

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JUST NOT TO THE POINT WHERE 2 PEOPLE CAN MAKE SOMEONE FLY

limber kelp
# small phoenix Why KB is good update

New kb is easily so much better because
A-You no longer have to hit someone 13 times for them to fly back 1 block
B- Its just alot better for the sweaty community
C-Its alot more fun to hit someone once and for them to go flying

fallow grotto
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FLY

inner acorn
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well its either they go high or they dont leave the ground according to the versions we have had

fallow grotto
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yup

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i agree

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neither version was ideal

fringe token
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its a lot less fun because every fight is the same

limber kelp
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i mean, @small phoenix if your remotely decent then you will have alot more fun in this kb

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if your not

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big f for you bruv

fallow grotto
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nani

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Okay well if you claim you're sweaty and a good player why are you saying it's funner to hit someone once and win?

small phoenix
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Dude

fallow grotto
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i am decewewnt

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and i dislike it

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id rather have them not leave the ground, cus im gonna take tons of kb either way

fallow grotto
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cmon

inner acorn
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personally i prefer them going higher up because as i said before, if there is a gear mismatch its actually possible to win. it is definitely harder to 2v1 but its still very possible

fallow grotto
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If you were remotely decent you would understand that crits are a part of strategy

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lol

limber kelp
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it was always possible to win with gear mismatch, i did it all the time before the update, now its just an even fight for everyone no matter the gear

fallow grotto
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yup

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agreed

limber kelp
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and if your remotely decent or sweaty, you can easily not get hit off yourself

fallow grotto
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ppl make it out lik it was impossible

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didn't you guys say that you should be able to do 8cps and that ur sweaty and do block clothes all the time

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NO I CANT

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no matter wut i do

fringe token
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you should never get hit back 13 blocks, it just doesn't even make sense

fallow grotto
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i get hit off

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also it shouldn't be aloud to get hit back that much

limber kelp
fallow grotto
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you could simply spam the mouse and then combo someone to the point where even if they were good they couldn't save themself

inner acorn
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nobody gets hit 13 blocks back unless youre using snowballs or something after they are over the void lmao

fallow grotto
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I really don't understand how u talk about strategy and then complain about crits and now block clutching???

fringe token
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ok ik he was exaggerating but it really seems that far sometimes. no one should get hit back as far as they do now

limber kelp
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its useless

small phoenix
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Not really

fallow grotto
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idk man

limber kelp
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completely useless

fallow grotto
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ur wrong

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but ok

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this isnt even opinion

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well if you were decent and thought about strategy you would know that crits do indeed matter when used appropriately

limber kelp
fallow grotto
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Its a FACT crits r better in certain situations

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it's not that hard to understand

limber kelp
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not proven

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no evidence

fringe token
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and same to u

fallow grotto
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ITS THE BEST THIBG TO DO WHEN CORNNERED

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DPS WISE

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it's actually true??

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THAT IS OBJECTIVE

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let's say tbis

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this

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DPS IS NOT OPINION

small phoenix
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TNT what is your proof that it's more fun to watch someone fly off the edge @limber kelp

fallow grotto
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if you were killing one person and you can't get knocked back in this situation. it would be smart to crit in order to get more damage and kill them before their teammate comes and ruins your chances

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if you were to not crit, there's a chance of their teammate coming and them both hitting you before killing that first guy

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ye

fringe token
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there are so many ways crits are helpful

fallow grotto
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so it is infact a fact

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and

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a strategy method

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ok lets ignmmore crits

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srry tnt

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lol

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but ur wrjong on that

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its just true

limber kelp
polar shale
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yeah i wouldnt be as pissed at the new kb if they didnt get rid of crits

fallow grotto
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You're

small phoenix
fallow grotto
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why do u write like a wattpat writer

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LMAO

limber kelp
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wt heck is a wattpat

small phoenix
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Prepare for some devolving arguments

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u wrote that like a fanfiction

north garnet
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anybody trynna play duos?

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tnt

fallow grotto
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hmm

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im in a trio rn

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also

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1 mor guy

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woould be nice

limber kelp
fallow grotto
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k

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lets go

limber kelp
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user?

fallow grotto
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AquaticGoose815

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he prty leader

inner acorn
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if you need an extra, ping me. i would like to play as well

fallow grotto
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just giv ur username

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why r u saying its fun for him to win for you at full health when u were saying how fun it was to hit someone once and for them to fall

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tnx

small phoenix
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Honestly this is one of the first times I left a match because I just wasn't having fun killing people after one hit and combo

fallow grotto
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yet before you were talking about how fun it is for you to hit someone once and for them to die

limber kelp
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im saying its fun

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tnt can u give another scenario where it would be convenient with this new kb

limber kelp
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did you not read that?

fallow grotto
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because u are I don't understand why you're so mad at crits and literally every strategy in the book

limber kelp
fallow grotto
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I think I can read one sentence it's a bit hard to read when you write a whole book like a fanfiction

limber kelp
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i dont care if you lose

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im just telling you its alot smarter to not die

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willingly kill yourself more like

fallow grotto
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im.just saying its a lot smarter to actually think when to crit then to try out of no where and die everytime without a strategy

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true ngl kinda true true and true

fallow grotto
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but ofc if ur a "decent" player u would know

fallow grotto
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fallow grotto
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fallow grotto
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is he writing another fanfiction

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probably

tropic mauve
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probably

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please do

fallow grotto
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yes I love ur stories

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I wanna add this to a book

limber kelp
fallow grotto
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okay so u give up?

limber kelp
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no

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im just saying lose if you want

fallow grotto
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if u want I can give u tips on how to crit properly

limber kelp
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i dont care

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please write another fanfic before u leave tnt

fallow grotto
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aw its oksy

limber kelp
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that s all im saying

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now cya

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NOOO

tropic mauve
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bro no cap combat ain't even hard

fallow grotto
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not everyone can crit

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dont worry

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😪

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fallow grotto
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😭

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here is an example

Your a sweat. You love to kill people-its fun, in your eyes. Just to see your opponent die with you at full health. It pleases you. Thats why your favorite kit is builder; you rush and punch them off. Before, it took a fight. Now it just takes a tap. So much more convenient and their gone 20 seconds faster.

Isnt that fun??

fallow grotto
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K TKWDA

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adding this to a new book

fallow grotto
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yes let's make a book

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what should we name it

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the tales of the man who hates crits? ngl true true

fallow grotto
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How much critting fulfills me with frustration

limber kelp
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@fallow grotto whats your user again

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@limber kelp pls write more

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:(

fallow grotto
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🐥

tropic mauve
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i don't even need to crit cos of kb

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fallow grotto
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fallow grotto
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fallow grotto
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crit 🤬🤬🤬 fanfiction

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crit x tnt

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🥺🥺

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plz send link when ur done with the fsnfiction

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🤣

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imagine:
you watch, almost as if its slow motion, as your opponent falls to their death after you hit them once. you cry tears of joy as you realize you won. you know you'll never have a fun game of eggwars on cubecraft ever again. it's almost like every game is the same. but you love it
@limber kelp
did I do good

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ngl

fallow grotto
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fallow grotto
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fallow grotto
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fallow grotto
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back in the old days

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fallow grotto
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when we wrote fanfiction about critting

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we'd sing a little song

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outside our window

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and an ugly fat bird would come and we'd tell him to give the fanfiction to the king and queen

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hed fly

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and give it to all the citizens

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and they'd all have tears in their eyes

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staring at the beauty

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of the fanfiction

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but one day

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one dark dark day

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there was a little boy

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who had

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tears of anger

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in his eyes

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he absolutely depised

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crits

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the one time he tried it

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...

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the crits..

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killed his father and stole his wife and children

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the little boy who had a family didn't even knowbhow to say the correct your

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fallow grotto
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he was in misery

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that was a dark xay

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day

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and ever since

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he hated crits

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and made it his mission

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to never make anyone think they're part of a strategy ever again

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what a dark day it was

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he would preach in the church

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about how much 90 percent was strategy

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but would never

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enlighten

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crits

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....

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some people say

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he's still alive to this day

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despising crits

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and waiting for his chance

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to take filthy revenge

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on crits

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cubecraft is assisting him

inner acorn
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this is just sad

fallow grotto
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not sure how to feel about that

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but glad all his work

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finally went through

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true

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so true

fallow grotto
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ngl

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no cap

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no yanky

fallow grotto
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Yankee doodle

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yes brim

fallow grotto
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no brim

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barnee

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barn

fallow grotto
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barney is a pedi

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pedo

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liek Carson

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hes scary

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even barney is funnier tho

fallow grotto
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LSOELRBW

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at least he can carry his own content

fallow grotto
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yep ye0

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yep

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not nvm

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yep ngl

fallow grotto
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do u think Carson likes crits

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he hates it

fallow grotto
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omg

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maybe he can be friends

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with

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he tries to get crits every hit and gets flung into orbit

fallow grotto
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the unknown man of

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1669

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:0000

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the bite of 69??

fallow grotto
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so sad

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yes

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the

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the crit of 69🙀🙀

fallow grotto
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bite

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bite no cap

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cap no brim

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bit no doodle

fallow grotto
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Yankee doodle no brim

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no macaronib

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no crit

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bite no brim

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no macarena

fallow grotto
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no renegade

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did u know

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no charli

fallow grotto
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charli damelio

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is

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a theif

fallow grotto
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a crit hater

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seems like she would be no cap or dodle

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no barney either

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he like crits

fallow grotto
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crits quackity 🤩🤩😍😍🥰😍🥰🥰😜😘😘😘😘

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@fallow grotto

fallow grotto
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OMG

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when the crit do crit

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🥲

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tnt when crit

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@limber kelp

inner acorn
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take a shower

fallow grotto
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ngl

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carson not a pedo

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17 19

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just sayin

fallow grotto
distant glacier
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its almost inpossible to solo a team on eggwars duos now 😦

inner acorn
fallow grotto
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oops no offense 🙂

inner acorn
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and yet you still continue lol

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kind of feel bad you have nothing better to do

fallow grotto
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I'm not arguing

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I'm multitasking :)

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also not sure what u mean because ur also on discord but okay

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feel kind of bad that ur still thinking about the argument

inner acorn
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you are literally continuing it and havent gotten off since, but ok

fallow grotto
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I'm not continuing it its not my fault u seem offended over kb arguments

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and I've taken a break

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unless ur stalking me 😪🧐

inner acorn
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k

fallow grotto
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lmao

limber kelp
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bru

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hey any new fanfics tnt ur a great writer

fallow grotto
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true true 🤏

distant glacier
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ew

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distant glacier
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fanfic weird

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he like fanfic

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I'm not gonna judge

distant glacier
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weird

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they ruined cubecraft

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most likely going to play a diffrent server

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yeah they really did

cursive spindle
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Yo any ps4 player here

gray hornet
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Me

inner acorn
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dang all that conversation last night and now crits are back

agile orbit
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Looking for people to play with about 1 to 2 player

verbal laurel
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Anyone want to play dm me

polar shale
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im still dont like the new kb but this is a bit better

fringe token
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yeah its a bit better but still feels inconsistent, and its still way too much

distant glacier
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skywars is the only thing that improved from the update

mild geode
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i agree

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and funny how skywars was the only game tested loll

mighty fiber
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Where was shiny sandwich from

distant glacier
signal tangle
royal iris
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Anyone wanna play egg wars on PlayStation

gritty briar
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please bring back efficiency X and old KB!!

gritty briar
green plank
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^^

desert jasper
distant glacier
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new kb ruins the game

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makes it feel like a shitty mineplex ripoff

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it aint unique nomo

lapis compass
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The old kb was better

distant glacier
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fr

idle totem
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Commit profanityn’t

mild geode
near pasture
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Kinda liking this new kb

fallow grotto
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same

fallow swallow
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What’s the new kb like

wanton juniper
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A mix between KB1 and KB2

worthy ocean
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Yh its good

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The old one didn’t allow combos

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Really

hidden storm
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hello

wanton juniper
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Hallo

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Im begging to get good but only when I try

naive folio
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Who want to play solo eggwars, we dont have enought peoples

glad night
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is anyone here a pro? if you are DM MEEE

limber kelp
fallow grotto
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imagine being on the leader board?

fallow grotto
distant glacier
# worthy ocean Yh its good

its awful wytb💀 h cant even solo duo withought getting hit off. its never about skill nomo its whoever gets the first hit

digital flax
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Need a duo for egg wars

distant glacier
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same

digital flax
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Wanna play

distant glacier
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sure

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dm me

queen grove
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Need a duo for play

mild geode
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i wish they made obby more expensive in op or something

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the picaxe was a good solution but obviously it was too op still

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it was like the equivalent of a pic you could buy for dozens of diamonds

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so what if they just made obby slightly more expensive and harder to get

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the pic can stay just a little bit above average and the games wont take as long

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like maybe simply just raise it to 5 gold or something

polar shale
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yeah i think that work

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i agree that obby needs to be more expensive in op - its literally the best thing u can use to protect ur egg and its so cheap

tawny oak
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new kb isn't great, had some games ruined by it

fallow grotto
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Uh

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Egg wars anyone

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Me and @fervent marsh are on eggwars

digital flax
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Anyone wanna duo egg wars

fallow grotto
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@digital flax

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I'm down ig

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u down to vc?

digital flax
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Bet

tardy surge
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anyone free for duos?

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also how do people feel about the knockback?

fallow grotto
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looking for 1 more for quad

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and idk what the difference is

fallow grotto
deep gale
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Is anyone free for egg wars

silk furnace
weak oar
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BEEF

fallow grotto
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chicken

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😢

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pork

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🍴

merry shell
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Is there a rank for eggwars leaderboard?

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Also I love hate the new knockback

rich wharf
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does anyone want to party

digital flax
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Anyone wanna duo up

fallow grotto
distant glacier
near pasture
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Fisticoff LVL+5

fallow grotto
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LMFAO

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wrong channekBEJDBWJ

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gritty briar
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bring BACK EFFICIENCY X WOOD PICK

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AND OLD KB

zinc spindle
distant glacier
hard solstice
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Yes

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Old KB was great

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Buggy, but better than what there is now

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At least have a difference between kb done by someone sprinting and just standing still so that way you can't combo people from 8 blocks away without moving

distant glacier
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bro there is no skill

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its basically if u get the first hit then spam for ur life

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thats all it is

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look at the video above it proves my point w the steak

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solo duo is inpossible when two people hit u from 8 blocks away to ur demise

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it sucks

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cubecraft now a shittier version of mineplex

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at least that server makes it someone that works with it

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like cake wars

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but egg wars

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b r u h

last stream
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Ngl, gotta say I got no problemos with the kb

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I don't really have preference.

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But I will say that cube craft has definitely been improving on some of these updates. Gotta say I've never been so proud of em

edgy dragon
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Yeah.

distant glacier
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ur weird bro

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ur weird

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u prolly like camping egg

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u prolly used wooden pickaxe

last stream
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Nah I just don't got a preference for any sort of kb

distant glacier
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u prolly got less that 100 wins

edgy dragon
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The new balance update is good.

last stream
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I'm good with any version is all.

distant glacier
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u prolly put milk first when preparing a bowl of cereal

edgy dragon
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Who does that.

last stream
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Man what's with the hostility good sir?

distant glacier
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naw the only thing they balanced is removing the wooden pic

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thats it

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yall cappin

edgy dragon
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Not really.

distant glacier
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yeah

cinder belfry
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What's not balanced about mobile players against mobile players?

distant glacier
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also gapplea

edgy dragon
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You are aware of the new balance update, right?

last stream
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Simply sharing my opinions buddy. Like I said, I don't really have a preference for the kb. And I like everything else they've done.

cinder belfry
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Instead of PC players against mobile players?

last stream
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Just proud of em.

edgy dragon
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PC players can no longer play with mobile players.

cinder belfry
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I find the platform update to be very balanced

distant glacier
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ion care bout all that

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just that the kb basically ruined eggwars

edgy dragon
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It's still a good update.

distant glacier
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skywars it fits well

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not eggwars tho

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plus it removes the uniqueness

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its like i said

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another mineplex

cinder belfry
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What uniqueness?

distant glacier
#

but worse

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the kb was diffrent than the rest

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the rest of the server was the same

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or around the same

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thats why i played cubecraft

cinder belfry
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Oh this is just about that kb stuff

distant glacier
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yee

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the update ok

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im not mad

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but the kb change

last stream
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Like I said, I don't really care about the kb settings, I'm good with any of em ya know

distant glacier
#

yeah

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but i cant solo duo

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wirhought getting knocked off

cinder belfry
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I honestly couldn't care less about that part of the update.. As long as I can keep building hay bases and trudge hills

distant glacier
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cuz comboing is way to wasy

last stream
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Yeah as long as Starwolf can keep starwolfing it up.

distant glacier
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i rush all the time

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early

cinder belfry
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Starwolf never really cared for the combat, as long as we beat the leprechauns

distant glacier
#

so it really sucks for me

last stream
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I can understand why this would effect pvp based players. It's a big change

cinder belfry
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Well there's Rushers, Campers, Trappers, Hackers, and then there's StarWolf

distant glacier
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yeah ik

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it rlly does

last stream
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But honestly sometimes it's just a matter of changing up the way you approach combat.

distant glacier
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cuz now u need a partner

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u need to have armor that is above other players

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like either u got gapples and in a corner

last stream
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Me personally, what Ive always done is get the drop on my opponent rather than running in headfirst.

distant glacier
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or have iron armor with a iron sword against a couple of stone sword leather armor duo

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if not ur getting knocked off

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no matter what

last stream
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Sometimes all ya need is a change of strategy to grab the upper hand.

distant glacier
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unless u run n trap them

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but if there good ur cucked

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ur ded

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not to mention the other players

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bro the new kb just dont fit

cinder belfry
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..Um, you could just play Never Have I Ever to the enemy team's base.

distant glacier
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not in this sever

cinder belfry
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Or just build a zigzag bridge

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It's very effective

distant glacier
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that takes to long

cinder belfry
#

Too long?

last stream
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Oh trust me, never have I ever is very possible.

cinder belfry
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Tch, not for starwolf

last stream
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The Starwolf Way

distant glacier
#

bruhhh

cinder belfry
#

Starwolf has MASTERED the zigzag bridge strategy..

distant glacier
#

are yall competitive?

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or yall play for the hell of it?

last stream
#

...I don't really know?

distant glacier
#

u play pvp?

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skywars?

last stream
#

We play eggwars.

cinder belfry
#

We're our own kind of competitive

last stream
#

Always trying to top ourselves with some new goal

cinder belfry
#

Like taking on naked Steve himself

last stream
#

Whether that be a win streak. Specific check list, or giant structure m

distant glacier
#

ok

last stream
#

Starwolf shall do it.

cinder belfry
#

Structures such as, but not limited to:

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Coin operated seahorses

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Hay castles

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And of course, the famous trudge hill

last stream
#

Hey! That seahorse is private..

cinder belfry
#

And uh..

#

Pampadoo Steve...

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Probably the strongest CC player ever..

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And of course..

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The anti-enderpearl defense

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The DEATHSTAR

last stream
#

Mach 2.

cinder belfry
#

Now it might just look like some ordinary obsidian layered egg, but nono my friend.. This egg defense includes [REDACTED]

last stream
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HEY!

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We don't reveal secrets like that

cinder belfry
#

...

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I wanna show off-

last stream
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That's my specialty designs!

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Take it down!

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They don't get to know nothing!