#🥚︱eggwars
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Even I wouldn't have thought of such a genius solution
thank you kid
We all live in fear and hope we never have to ecnounter you
you're so good it's scary
kid?
sorry to scare you guys...
yea ur so terrifying
i call everyone kid
got me shivering in my seat
dont shiver!!!!!!!!
Maybe you're just cold
youre so smart
youre starting to make me become terrified of you...
Well then we're even
We would make a great team
wouldn't have to do anything because everyone would be so frightened
Great minds think alike
💯
why are u so smart
ur like the smartest person ever
I could just see you shivering through your monitor
should i get u a heater
yes pls
He needs a heater and therapy
😍
i forgot why did i need therapy again
bc u complain sm
you've descended into depression
bc of mr soundable
and your life is spiralling out of control because of it
rude
soundable said it first🤷🏻♀️
don't bring me into this
If you're thinking
think about not being depressed
because that would save me a lot of money
deaf people wouldnt understand
💯
my god i’m so impressed with myself
why
why sir
cus im getting better at combos
yo bro who hurt you today
prooooo
maybe you need therapy
hey dont flip it on mr soundable
but it’s true
he is trying his best to earn money for your therapy
i like the star next to ur name
youre the star next to my moon😉😉
aba
my eye twitched
is that how shy u got
i don’t need therapy
yeah 100%
im earning money for his
That's what they all say
baddie
who lied to u
ok Soundable
it’s ok to get therapy guys
yea it’s ok!! i js dont need it
that’s fine
why
u dont need therapy
soundboe
u need to be signed into a mental hospital
soundable needs therapy someone hurt him today
that’s why he’s in such a bad mood rn
That's not what therapy is for
i agree
he has anger issues
the therapy is for your complaining sir
it is tho
he needa take anger management classes
smart people dont have anger issues
for being stabbed
now ur being dumb
😛
someone hurt ur feelings
hello
this is so hilarious
oh
r we just gonna ignore that
sorry zak a fron
zack a front
who’s ur celeb crush
my future husband
How many messages has been sent Jesus
dawg
102
its dog
myself
Main character syndrome
inta mnwain6l3t
Definitely need therapy for that
Huh
true
soundable d riding
boy u got too excited
wtf r u on abt
werent u shivering js now
do u not know what that means
i don’t think u do
ik but where does that come in the conversation we were just talking abt therapy
it means he js arguing
sureee
Guys I think we should all calm down and take some deep breathes
inhale exhale
no
now he’s thinking logically
tofay
i love fantage too
u have to pay for it
shop
game loot
yeah that
Brunnette ginge and bimbo
guys be nice to me in sensitive
i feel like ur british
OHH
u give me that energy
THABJB YOUU
Yeah now
what then
I'm British
Ofc I am
oh im sorry
UUEHDHDHDH
Pls tell me yk my pfp
CRINGE WHAT
Yeah of course
sorry
edp
VRINGGFEEE
Yes lad
im arabic
tommyinnit
Goated edp
ha
edp is so silly
Edp is goat
mno
ong
He’s my idol yk
ur such boy vivid
Yes I am a boy
Funny innit
huh
innit or outit🤣🤣🤣
Shutup
Love edp
who’s ur idol
i thought we were teammates
Give me ur vip levels
edp
Yes lad
Everyone in britain has the same idol
why be diffrent than other boys it’s ok
It's like a gene
Tbf jimmy sav is good
He’s funny asf
who’s ur celeb crush vivid
Edp
elsa
no
-_-
Love edp
🤣
how old are you people again
i don’t get the hype
funny haha funny haha
16
20
u are not 20
17
13
why not
im 7
He said you're not so you're not
Bimbo
i guessed!!
true true
ur so right
im 14
bingo ringo
pick a ageee goddamn
u have to guess
15
Jimmy saville can help
zak a fron take a guess
stop making fun of me dawgg
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
i think tweety is 14
@distant jasper
tweerty is 18
7 year olds aren't allowed on discord smh
no
yeah
goooofy
zak a fron u r not allowed kid
Just get older
okay
r u the owner of the server
are u 16
no 18
Captain holt
ik i was just joking
jake peralta
jake
Amy Santiago
no
charles boyle
why
Terry jeffords
HELP
IM GNA PEEEE
gina lenetti
Norm scully
i think tweety has a crush on dream
interesting
naaaauyrur
Eggwars duo anyone?
michael hitchcock
hi
Rosa diaz
she loves him
no
Wassup
adrian pimento
dream x tweety
Kevin cosner
cringeeeee
doug judy
dnf
ur cringe
100%
wtf i thought we were friends
LMAOSOD
im just messing with you
no
yes
Jason stentley
This is serious business
ok
there is no messing about
yes
madeline wuntch
true..
oh my gosh
all cause of dream
Trudy Judy
huh
fr
melanie hawkins
hahahaha
Karen peralta
ONG
crinnnngne
TWEETY APOLOGIZE
no
the culture
He's going to need double therapy now
HELEPEP
@faint knoll pls give me all your money
Teddy wellis
poor as
that’s crazy the tables have turned
im running out of people
jakes missing dad
Only reason whys he’s popped up 🤣🤣
ewww
jake
Sophia Perez
scared me more than the nun
i'm totally lost in this name calling spree
bro i can’t say m f
roza diaz's women
they’re playing
NINE NINEEEEE stuff
Shouldn't be swearing as a 7 year old
ur right my bad
true
watch ur mouth kid
and if you're 7 how do you know what d riding is
Genevieve
weeb
nuh
id that ur crush …
nikolaj
Nikolaj dad
tweety violating me
HOW
Fight back
but toji is so sexy i wanna look like him
it’s ok ur in therapy rn
u mean... the realll one?
u can answer
Yh
he’s pixels wdym
❌
HELP EMMEME
He did turn up in the show
ik
B99 on top
those old women captain hold used to talk to when he had an undercover mission
who t f yall talking about
frfrfrfrfr
real people
idk i’m trying to fit in
you wouldnt understand
B99
ok sal
ok zak
Zach
It’s so funny when holt gives under cover
dream is real
Just translate that into 7 year old language
zack
yeah it’s so crazy
the way he tries to act straight
he keeps saying breasts
All he talks about breasts
soundable pls shut up
…
It’s so funny
The last episode when he was dancing
dont tell my friend to shut up
i don’t think u guys like eachother much why are u always fighting
kxllhour please just leave
i love him i miss b99
couple things
Hitchcock is funny
marriage couple therapy
soundable can’t stop insulting me it’s unreal
he sees himself sexy
oh so i’m not ur friend? 😪
wtf r u saying
its ok hes ur dad
???
let's just fight to the death
Cuz he is
heyyyy
no u rrr
his younger self is
who are you
join our convo welcome
And his current
tweety
this convo is annoying
why are you pinging me
right there are so many convos at once
yea i’m feeling so insulted here
THen just leave?
smh
Just watch b99 and see gorgeous hitchcock
ENOUGH
Won't get insulted if you're not here
yaraby
dawg
chub khalas
I don't have netflix
can’t with this soundable guy
smh
he’s js hating
I'm giving valuable life advice
frrr
zak r u sad
soundable
zacky poo
Hes better when he’s older
what’s the best advice uve given
alr wtv u say
that zack is so nice
NO EW
if you're homeless then just buy a house
wtf r u saying
ok
woah
nooo where did kxllhour
I don't
They only use 2 ply toilet paper
be his therapist
say sorry
what if he lashes out at me
kiss him on the cheek
why would he nooo
huh
Get hitchcock to sort him out with his garlic bread
LMFOAOA
hi
u okay?
im playing ffa
Ur gonna die to scully
only those who worship the devil go there
he'll js sit on him and hes dead
omg
scully is so british thing
That’s disrespect
Literally from an American show
noo i love him hes my bsf
oh
what abt modern family
Go get him some crisps
on myflixer
the website
free movies and tv shows
Benidorm is clear tv show
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👌
Ha haha
bsmellah
no
why not
What's scully
what
a scull
Do you want to duo with me
Big gorgeous scully
who
who’s ur celeb crush
You
let's all duo
😉
Yes
ok
we can all hold hands
I was to duo with scully
awww
?
so sweet
Call
ma aba
who t f scully
captain holt 🔛🔝
Big gorgeous scully
british word
Captain holt will twerk
i'm british and I don't even know what that means
i don't recommend for u to search him up bc u will fall inlove
It’s an American show dk why it’s British all of a sudden
(its not i’m just making it up so vividdream7737 gets annoyed)
bc tweety said so
tweety x vivid
.
name a better couple
kl zag
Hitchcock and scully
soundable x kxllhour
YARBSYSHDUCU
Sal hello
ur pfp is so annoying vivid
shotingice6677 hello
Do u wanna duo with scully
no
im scully
Want eggwars rank
I wanna be holt
Sal
yes
i wanna be a boyle
no dont u guys dumb
we know bro
U wanna be like part of the 800 cousins
i’m so good don’t even
maybe tweety doesn’t know
nah sal you're genius remember
yesss
And can be related to Gina
shes beside me
what
yessss i wanna be gina
What is your username
ok
yeah!!!!
give me rank
U wanna be amy
youranus73929202
yes i love jake perslta
I will friend you on cubecraft
pls no
hahahaahaha
so u want u and tweety
omg
wtf
laugh harder
goodbye
i want myself
Nah he want me yk
on
Friend me
Hour man wants me
shut up dont try to steal the spotlight
tell us ur celeb crush firdt
Sal
awwww thats so sweet
He loves me
Your mom
no! me
cringe
why u guys so weird
Shut up and friend me
Bit rude
Sorry
discord people smh
u just seem sarcastic all the time
I’ll friend you uwu
i an sarcastic
Ok
ewwwwww
Its UwU
He's finally caught on
Same thing
…
no
…..
Shut up Sal
no i already knew
woah.
make me😉
Bloody hell
Loser
Why u shouting at ice
so british of u
loser lamo wanna be like oh tottally
who is
Hes shouting at ice
Why is your mom so fat
ur so cringey shutup
Cuz she ate loads
Don't disrespect any mothers like taht
what y’all gonna do ???
werent u being bullied js now
Kiss you
put him in soundbles therapy
why is ur mom so nice
Anyone wanna run duos
That’s just too slow
i guess
real
awwww cute boy
we were?
are we not?
yea we are
The types That I like are brunette ginge and bimbo you fancy a line and I don’t mean playing bingo
alr then dont isult my mommy
js shut up
It’s mc Burberry
its mc gucci
bimbo inta
its mc doanlds
No mc Burberry sings Stella
stella the dog?
Yo
That’s my dog
What
is that skibidi toilet
pls stop
yea
I am
Have u seen that kid on tiktok
you two have so much in common
Starts screaming about it
u r my skibid
ur so fanum tax
Why did they hide the armpit hair
thats bc we r bsfs
I wanted to rate it
😭
i js wanna be ur signa
its 5.43/10
i am it.
shes underwater
What’s this ice bloke doing now
The weight scale?
SHUT UP
How about u sweat on mc and carry everyone here
We can sit in a hole while u carry
yea we can js build a house and u do everything for us
Nah i'll help carry
soundable ily
u want to play w me that badly
♥️
Nah Sal gotta carry while we do nothing
fans
ong
Nah. I don’t wanna carry my back already kills too much
ok shut up im gna go to sleep
yes bc sal is best
Laugh
BO
no we just keep building our house
NO
who cares if she dies
We can build a disco
yess
yes bc im an angel
awe sal
its 5am in the morning and im talking to u people
go to bed
im gna sleeo b4 my mom comes in and tears my ears off
is tweety like ur sister or something
It’s 1
shes my cousin
tell her i said goodnight
Not my fault
ok since u love her sm
Nah I’ll pass
Kxllhour you cheating on me with tweety?
I’ll drown myself
OMG
zac a fraud
Next time we play u can carry instead
ONG!!!!!
ya3
yk im bad
im an ipad kid
no in pro
im
pro
Go rob something
wait one sec
no way
Tbf I do have a spare one
vivid x sal ???
I don't want to hear your excuses
omg send it to me
you cheated on me
Nah it’s awful 😭
that’s rudeee
use the awful one
Nah it’s rather have someone good at minecraft
give me the better one
broo 😭😭
shut up
HELP EMEMME
Yes
vivid is so real for that
Nah Gotta do it off how much they can lift
i am happily married
That doesn't stop some peopl
All ima say is gym girls>
not stopping me
You look like Gina
who is gina
homewrecker
a legend
i don’t even wanna know
u dont have to
Go pull a gym girl
Then carry them on minecraft and check if they good enough
If they bad at minecraft bye bye
Clearly got your priorities straight
lets see if a girl actually looks at u
bet
Yeah ofc they do
They gotta lift tho yk
u sure?
Ofc
🫵🏻
I’m watching footy
Boring
With only 1 finger as well
bro please
Nahhh he lifts it with his left toe
He's just left to go an smash out a workout
m f all i’m doing is lifting keys
Wish I could
Go do bench and I’ll play
sure
Bet
Is Sal online
yea fr
Literally not fair
Wagwan
why r u guys still talking abt me behind my back
Nahhh
u shut up
That’s not very nice
That ice bloke wanted to know if u where online
Least he’s got his answer now
Wagwan
do u change ur pfp 10 times a day
idk u appear everywhere i go
?
Ugh playing as a team/group of 4 is the worst
People are so selfish and dumb like wtf
ikr
duos 🔝🔛
i like duos bc there are more teams and i actually feel useful
to4 i literally js got a sword all the eggs are broken
then idk wtf im doing
and then i see myself either dead either i won but 0 kills
js a random boring w
Lol yeah
Idk sometimes it can be fun but sometimes it sucks
Yeah think I’m going back to duos for now lmao it’s getting annoying
😭
🔥🔥
My diamonds disappeared cus i held them in my hand and broke a block
!ip
Anyone wanna run games
We need to wait for sal to get on for the carry
reported!!
why
😭
ur alr reported im so cool
Well according to his bio he his 2 years old
The date you're born on is also a date
ik
la
whos on rn?
I can get on in like 10
ANY1 EW OR SW?
fr
my party is full srry ill carry u next time
All gd just ping if a spot opens
alr
@keen cargo u down to play eggwars?
I can but not for long cuz I gotta come off at 2
alr
So I got like 30-40 mins
Lemme load bloody hell
i invited u
Wagwan
Just hopped off
when r u gonna go again?
Was playing with them like 2 mins ago
Nah got no clue
Guys what about me and Kxllhour
Wait u that Eddie bloke
Oh
yea
Yh I just hopped off
ok tell me next time ur playigg be
I ain’t gonna be back for like 3-4 hours probs
Got football for an hour and a half
Yh so I’ll be back soon probs
okkk
Just saying ain’t gotta ping twice tho
u on?
I can get on
^
alr ill play in a bit