🥚︱eggwars

[wise hatch]

Ig

[ripe zealot]

.

[last stream]

Yes, that round was particularly annoying because Andrew decided to spend all his time building while we were getting swarmed by every other team..

I must admit though.. pretty nice builds

[near pasture]

I was too tired to get any screenshots of them, which is disappointing, but just take my word that they were nice

With an upside down T hidden somewhere there as well.

[last stream]

Nice for Andrew standards anyway

[near pasture]

I must say, the map is flatter than Leon's lizzard chin

[last stream]

Tru

[wise hatch]

Lmao

[near pasture]

Tru

[merry delta]

🤨

[near pasture]

MJAH10 REAL

[jagged star]

anyone wanna play?

[wary otter]

Anyone to play?

[hard elbow]

Wasnt split like removed from the map pool?

[jagged star]

going to get on for like half hour if anyone wants to join

[warped lark]

Anyone down to play, mention me on here

[autumn blaze]

Ye

[warped lark]

Oh shoot fr?

[autumn blaze]

Ye im bedrock

[warped lark]

Pm me

[autumn blaze]

I did

[peak kelp]

@warped lark r u guys still on and can i join

@autumn blaze can i play with yall

[warped lark]

What do you play on?

[peak kelp]

pc

[warped lark]

I mean yea, why not

[peak kelp]

k

join vc bedrock to4

[cinder belfry]

Yeah, it shouldve been Ascent

[merry delta]

They removed it because the sewer strat killed TOO many

[fallow grotto]

It’s sad coming back after a while and realizing you lost all your momentum and motivation

[wise hatch]

Sad

[vapid zinc]

anyone know how long it will take for me to be un temp banned i appealed i have never been banned ever in my life except for at this one all you can eat sushi restaurant so IM just wondering how long it will take ot be unbanned

[quasi basin]

Was it accepted or denied and how did u get temp ban

[hard elbow]

sounds reasonable

[fallow grotto]

I got seeds while playing eggwars..? How?🤣

[delicate wharf]

You know what’s funny? Getting accused of full reach and auto clicking then immediately losing a 1v1 on a fair fight and losing the game

God love Minecraft sometimes

[vapid zinc]

I dont know how I got temp banned 😭

LIKE fr

no idea i was just playing eggwars

no reply yet 😭

[delicate wharf]

Feels bad man

[quasi basin]

U can also get flowers on water fall and carrots forgot the map

[orchid carbon]

Anyone wanna play Eggwars Duos?

[last snow]

Sure.

[orchid carbon]

You available rn? Dm me your ign

[eternal onyx]

hi anyone for eggwars due bedrock?

[eternal onyx]

hi im available

[orchid carbon]

Dm me your ign

[eternal onyx]

bedrock?

[orchid carbon]

Yep

[eternal onyx]

i already sent it to you

[jagged star]

@warped lark or anyone else want to play

[keen cave]

Are you still down?

[jagged star]

no sorry

didnt have a long time to play

[keen cave]

k np

[fallow grotto]

Bro why they stop counting season wins🗿

Y’all said 3 more months😫

[wise hatch]

Saddd

[fallow grotto]

I was chilling and recovering to come back and see I’m third😫

Server Staff gods y’all got me shivering in my Timbers lemme grind

[wise hatch]

Such sadness

[fallow grotto]

Respond to my ticket AINT no way y’all did this to me

[wise hatch]

Ping every staff member for the season to keep on going

Jk

[fallow grotto]

🗿

[hard elbow]

I was so close to 7th place :c

[fallow grotto]

Sad times for all of us

Can’t believe I’m saying this

L cubecraft

[fallow grotto]

Since this is over though I just wanna say you were a really good guy to fight against I avoided you because I would have either really long matches with you which was me mostly running for my life or short matches where I get thrown

[hard elbow]

Understandable

Ty

[fallow grotto]

Turned my sadness into comedy

[reef ferry]

e

[ruby geyser]

cubecraft when you can get faster more accurate answers from other players than from staff

[near pasture]

W for the sponsorship watermark

[fallow grotto]

@ruby geyser

[ruby geyser]

real

[fallow grotto]

real

[reef ferry]

bedrock servers dead??

[golden ember]

real

[orchid carbon]

Anyone wanna do duos?

[icy charm]

Is the egg season 1 done or why isnt it counting any games?

[fallow grotto]

it’s a known bug that should be fixed soon

[icy charm]

oh ok

[knotty gulch]

Anyone down for some games?

[abstract thicket]

Me

[wise hatch]

bruh

[reef ferry]

bruh

[velvet merlin]

they originally planned for s1 to end around this time

im assuming theres just some bug or eventually left in the code that they forgot to change

[fallow grotto]

Once they fix this bug I’m going beastmode🗿

[reef ferry]

noo the poor nons 😭

[fallow grotto]

Technically I’m a non

But yeah poor us😫

[reef ferry]

nah

ur lb

[fallow grotto]

No I’m not🗿

[reef ferry]

huh

[fallow grotto]

Yeah I’m a non

[reef ferry]

bruh

[reef ferry]

3rd on season 1 solo 🤔

def a non

[fallow grotto]

That’s my brother

[reef ferry]

hm

i see

[vague hill]

tbf

[frozen parcel]

bro i was banned for hacking lol i wasnt tho

i guess im to good

[fallow grotto]

When will the s2 come out?

[grim notch]

I hear sometime in November

[nimble bobcat]

Egg dips anyone?

Duos

[peak kelp]

bet

[reef ferry]

double clicking and drag clicking b is strictly prohibited

u do either of those?

[frozen parcel]

No

[reef ferry]

then appeal

[frozen parcel]

How

[reef ferry]

#📝︱appeal・department

[frozen parcel]

Thx

[fallow grotto]

😠

😱🤬🤬

🤬🤬🤬🤬

🤬🤬🤬🤬

😴😴😴😴

👿👿👿👿😈😈😈

🫶🎃😾😿😾😺💀🤡💀💩😿

[strong cypress]

anyone want to play eggwras?

[strong cypress]

0.0

[reef ferry]

oh and btw if u were false banned, it’s likely cuz ur wifi is garbage. inconsistent “hills and valleys” of ping makes anti cheats go crazy

[frozen parcel]

Ah

Thanks a lot

[copper pendant]

Anybody down for eggwars mega I need 9 people?

[real quartz]

Yeah

[quasi basin]

Why megas

[split wharf]

hi

[fallow grotto]

Looking for an alternative to eggwars? Come on down to FFA where you get a kill streak of 30 and then get triple teamed

[compact viper]

wars, wars and more wars

[compact viper]

fr

[keen cave]

Not rlly

I have 1999ms spikes

[reef ferry]

i mean it looks like a heartbeat monitor

spikes are still normal, but 20-70-40-200-40-400-350-20 is irregular

and it just messes more with anti cheat than consistent ping, high or low

[ruby geyser]

its just latency variation

it often happens when youre downloading something

[keen cave]

thats my wifi

[reef ferry]

yes

[reef ferry]

and it’s fine

i’m just tryna explain another common reason for false bans

[keen cave]

I'm just saying

privilege of living in a 3 world country

[prisma plover]

sometime around february

[reef ferry]

not saying false bans are common. that reason for any (uncommon) false ban is common

[keen cave]

Oh that and all the Us/canadians calling me "spoofer"

[reef ferry]

hope that makes sense

[keen cave]

yup

maybe sum like blocks

like being on top of glass panel or fence

[midnight plank]

Sometime there is just times with insane tps lag and ping lag idk why(they last about 1-3 minutes)

[reef ferry]

might be bandwidth

[midnight plank]

It is bcs I’m in duels 🙂

[reef ferry]

oh yeah duels are ahh rn

[wise hatch]

^

[cold venture]

Egg wars, anyone

[fallow grotto]

i play eggwars now

[cold venture]

Team up ?

[fallow grotto]

you can relax

[echo coral]

Any1 dous

Duos

[last snow]

Sure

[tired ore]

is there a way to reconnect to an eggwars game?

[vague hill]

no

[echo coral]

any1 duo?

[fallow grotto]

meh

any1 duo?

[echo coral]

any1 duo?

[cold venture]

Anyone ?

[floral cape]

anyone ?

[echo coral]

Dm for Duo rush

[fallow grotto]

Sure

[jagged star]

anyone want to play?

[last snow]

If your still online sure

[jagged star]

@last snow I’ll be on like like 2 minutes

[last snow]

Ok

[jagged star]

is your name on mc same or discord?

[last snow]

It's JimothyJuice392

[jagged star]

ok ill add you to a party

[last snow]

Ok

[jagged star]

can you vc?

[last snow]

No

[jagged star]

ok, i added you to a prty

[last snow]

Are you bourbon aged?

[eternal onyx]

hi anyone eggwars duo with vc?

[eternal onyx]

still playing?

[odd field]

@jagged star

@last snow

[last snow]

Yes?

[jagged star]

I’ll be on in like 30 minutes prob

[jagged star]

You guys still on

@odd field

@eternal onyx

ill be on just @ me if you want to play

[eternal onyx]

sure

[jagged star]

gimme 5 minutes ill be on

whats your gamer tag?

[jagged star]

?

[eternal onyx]

densgameryt

[jagged star]

ok

[eternal onyx]

densgameryt

[jagged star]

added you

[eternal onyx]

with vc?

[jagged star]

sure ill vc

join bedrovk duos

[ruby lily]

ok

[eternal onyx]

wanna play?

[cold venture]

Who tryna run a 4 man team on eggwars

[orchid carbon]

Anyone tryna do eggwars duos?

[tall heron]

i destroy eggs

[fallow grotto]

any pro eggwars player

[fallow grotto]

yes

[ruby lily]

no

[jagged swift]

Hey I have a question

Can someone help me?

[wise hatch]

Help you with… what?

[ruby lily]

with his question

[wise hatch]

The “question” has no purpose

So how am i supposed to help him

[prisma plover]

help him

[wise hatch]

May I ask specifically what you need help with?

[fallow grotto]

his question

[prisma plover]

i think he needs help with the question

[fallow grotto]

Why did they remove solo eggwars on Java?

[remote wadi]

• insert staff copypasted text for the future of java post *

[fallow grotto]

because you didn't play it

Team eggwars sucks like real bad

the average doesn't think so

Sadly

[jagged swift]

Ok so I figured out the soloution to my problem

I was just wondering if there was a wr for solo queing gamemodes like squads and duos

If I was smart enough to link my acct from cube to disc

I could send a pic

[jagged swift]

It only sucks if you have to rely on your team

[nimble bobcat]

Anyone wanna play?

[cold hamlet]

@fallow grotto

[wise hatch]

Brah so I basically got “bullied” you could say (not rlly) for like 10 mins trying to “help” you

[ruby geyser]

same

[prisma plover]

same

[keen cave]

same

[willow oriole]

same

[wise hatch]

same

[jagged swift]

Yes😶

[wise hatch]

sad

[jagged swift]

Sorry but thanks for trying

[wise hatch]

yw

[jagged swift]

Wait wait can I dm you?

[wise hatch]

about?

[jagged swift]

The pic

Of the like thing I needed help with

[wise hatch]

uh sure I guess

[lyric shale]

egg wars anyone ? vc

[eternal onyx]

hi i can

[sturdy carbon]

Yo anyone wanna grind some EW or SW duos or squads, prefer vc cause can't type fast with Xbox kbm anymore

[jagged star]

anyone want o play

to

[reef ferry]

SAME they ruined xbox typing

(i cant play btw sorry, just relating to ur frustrations)

[sturdy carbon]

In bedrock vc

[ruby lily]

whatd they do

[sturdy carbon]

You'd have to see to realize

[reef ferry]

i’ll do my best to explain:

how it used to be
press enter to open chat, type your message, then press enter to send the message. press esc to exit chat

how it is
press enter to open chat, wait for it to load, chat opens, press enter AGAIN to bring up virtual keyboard (why??), type message, press enter/esc to close virtual keyboard, half the time the message doesn’t even type, press enter a couple times to send the message, you CANNOT press enter to send the messageyou must drag your curser to the bottom right arrow button and click it for the message to send

[reef ferry]

. ^

[fallow grotto]

On what device are you playing?

Oh wait you play on xbox with kbm right?

[reef ferry]

right

[hard elbow]

NONS ARE TEAMING TO KILL ME 😭

[wise hatch]

I was playing hive and 3 people teamed it was basically a 3v1… (dont judge i play hive for fun)

[cold venture]

Egg wars anyone???

[fresh maple]

Anyone who wants to help me make a squad then dm me

[hard elbow]

Its ok

[reef ferry]

hive is sm smoother than cubecraft, but the rules/meta of the games are bad

plus hive kb is fun

cc kb is extremely ping based

[cold venture]

egg wars Anyone???

[wet garden]

bedrock?

WHO WANTS TO PLAY EGGWARS BEDROCK

[fallow grotto]

What are you doing geyz

[ruby lily]

bruh moment

[reef ferry]

it’s so bad 💀

[real quartz]

Anyone want to play eggwars

[echo coral]

Any 1 down duos

[jovial fiber]

IM BANNED AND THEY DENIED MY APPEAL YET I GOT TRICKED BY SOMEONE WITH A KEYMAPPER

[fallow grotto]

sounds like your fault

can't blame the mods on that one

"my brother cheated on my account not me"

[jovial fiber]

but they said keymapper wasnt traceable 😦

so I trusted them

[fallow grotto]

how'd that work out for you

[bold jacinth]

Hive moment

[fallow grotto]

what'd you even keymap to get banned

[wise hatch]

Its fine some guy with 200 ping came in and beat them all

200 ping is op is used right ‘

[bold jacinth]

💀 ye lol

Idk cc pvp whatsoever compared to hives lol

Ive almost only done skyblock here tho i wanna do cc pvp more xD

[jovial fiber]

he said its untraceable

[fallow grotto]

but what'd you do with keymapper

[jovial fiber]

Autoclicker, he sent me a yt tutorial on how to use it

[fallow grotto]

and you thought an autoclicker would be untraceable

[jovial fiber]

ye:(

im dumb

[wise hatch]

its against the cubecraft rules

as an unfair advantage

autoclicking isnt allowed

[jovial fiber]

ik I got tricked ok

I was told its untraceable

[fallow grotto]

It is traceable

[wise hatch]

its fine but maybe check the rules first if you find it suspicious o-o

[jovial fiber]

but im banned

😦

[fallow grotto]

That are the consequences of risking your account 🤠

[jovial fiber]

😦

bye

[wise hatch]

how long is the ban?

[reef ferry]

L cheater

[serene nacelle]

.

[fallow grotto]

30 days probably because of sentinel detection

[echo topaz]

anyone else not getting their wins counted in eggwars solo season 1 leaderboard?

[boreal citrus]

Yeah

[near pasture]

Stealth camping with #TeamStarWolf™️

[cinder belfry]

Got a little setup at Purple base..

[near pasture]

Camping at other people's bases is very fun, stealth camping.

I'm trademarking it since nobody else likes it! #StarwolfStealthCamping™️

[last stream]

#TeamStarWolf™ on the grind once again with the #StarWolfStealthCamping™

Abandoned the egg, packed up, and made ourselves comfy in other people's bases without being spotted until they got eachothers eggs-

[fallow grotto]

Me looking for any people interested in teamstarwolf 🥸🔎🥶

[near pasture]

Oh oh! I love these

[near pasture]

I'll be sure to put the watermark next time we do one of these :>

[fallow grotto]

true

[near pasture]

I like the creative ones

That one's cool

I think I take the W on this one.

[fallow grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-png-speech-bubble-gif-26086226

[near pasture]

Everyone has funny ones omg

Let me check my arsenal

[fallow grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/speechbubble-speech-bubble-please-meme-gif-25693113

[near pasture]

Ok I still have some, I actually panicked for a second

Real quick actually, here's another image of my stealth camping experience (at yellow I think)

[last stream]

Ivoley got some skills

[fallow grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/nerding-speech-bubble-pepe-nerd-gif-26077806

[near pasture]

This my fav one

[wise hatch]

dang it

I missed the convo

I was eating

[last stream]

Dang bro

[near pasture]

Actually I think it's still pretty much open

[last stream]

Well, to catch you up

[wise hatch]

I do that in my free time

[near pasture]

If you'd like to add to the funny

[wise hatch]

I already read it

[last stream]

We're talking about this new stealth camping thing we're doing

[wise hatch]

mostly to stall though

sometimes

[near pasture]

Oh cool

[last stream]

Yeah that's pretty cool

[wise hatch]

incase they have like 10 layers of obby

[near pasture]

That makes sense

[last stream]

We're doing more of a "Try not to get caught until the end" sort of thing

[ruby geyser]

fr

[near pasture]

We're just kinda doing it in like a "dont get caught style"

[wise hatch]

while my teammates (friends) get a pickaxe

[near pasture]

Example, actually.

[wise hatch]

sounds fun

[wise hatch]

I dont have time to do it rn tho

[near pasture]

Ah that's fine

I'm having alot of fun with it

[last stream]

Yeah, just for fun

[wise hatch]

mostly bc pack making (still trying to figure out your ui o_o)

[near pasture]

Oh

Right

[last stream]

I thought we-

[wise hatch]

ui is a pain

[last stream]

Oh...well

[near pasture]

UI is very painful

[wise hatch]

I was making your team a pack???

[last stream]

Yes, I'm aware..

Don't worry..nice to hear it's going well

[wise hatch]

it is

im trying to make some stuff custom

[last stream]

Very nice

[wise hatch]

while doing your requests

[near pasture]

Glad to hear that at least

[wise hatch]

im switching between yours and a hive ytbers pack

hes abt to hit 2k

[near pasture]

Oh that's awesome!

Hope that one's going well

[wise hatch]

im doing the ui for the ytbers pack first

so I know what goes where

so I can do it to your pack

[near pasture]

Right, probably alot less confusing, so that works

[wise hatch]

im keeping notes lol

[near pasture]

Oh lol

[wise hatch]

tabs

are so

fricking

annoying

[near pasture]

Yeah I understand that, since I do art and all

[wise hatch]

plus you got to match it and stuff

but they are basically just a bunch of buttons

just smaller

[near pasture]

Yep

[keen cave]

Hb camp deez

[near pasture]

Stealth*

[strong cypress]

anyone duos?

[eternal onyx]

me, i can with vc

[strong cypress]

okay

@eternal onyx send me your user

good boy/girl

[eternal onyx]

densgameryt

[strong cypress]

join vc

english 3

[tawdry grove]

can i join too.

?*

[strong cypress]

Yeah sure

[strong cypress]

Gg

[torpid briar]

anyone wanna play

[hazy eagle]

I would but ever since the last update the lag is horrible 👀

[torpid briar]

right

[lyric shale]

egg wars vc

[lament galleon]

اثغ

مين يلعب

الو

فاق

[echo coral]

any1 duos

dm

rush

[dusk ferry]

Anyone looking to play some to4

[grim notch]

I wonder if I'm still on the leaderboards🤔

Haven't played eggwars in weeks

[fallow grotto]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[echo coral]

any1 duos

[undone pier]

Anyone duos

[strong cypress]

Yepp

I can also vc

Anyone duos?

[last snow]

Someone for duos?

[lyric shale]

eggwars vc anyone?

[last snow]

Still looking

[lyric shale]

yea sure

[last snow]

What's your username?

[lyric shale]

vc?

[last snow]

No

[lyric shale]

then just do normal dou’s

what’s the deference

😂

[cinder belfry]

Team Starwolf just can't lose

Not to VIPs, not to sweaty campers, not even to sweaty diamondstacking teaming VIPs

And tonight we've proved it

[last stream]

Two teams

Camping Vip lb players

No match

For cube crafts Best Team

Where others would get rolled

StarWolf brings home the gold

[cinder belfry]

Now let me hit yall with these teamer names

FlubbedSiren344

Henry14105

And worst of all

[keen cave]

No one cares

[cinder belfry]

To the sweaty coward that decided to stack full diamond and run around the whole map

jedi diego 27

These are the names of the teamers

[last stream]

-about your opinion*

Fixed that for ya

[cinder belfry]

Camping teaming sweaty VIPs

The whole BUNDLE

In one game

[last stream]

We do this to put those who deserve it on blast since cube crafts report system is...touchy at best

They may not get a ban, but they do get the public shame

[cinder belfry]

From TeamStarWolf

[vague hill]

can I join team starwolf???

[cinder belfry]

Its uh

We're kinda already at max capacity

[vague hill]

let me try out

[cinder belfry]

Sure, when CubeCraft decides to drop teams of 5

[vague hill]

let me play against you guys

[cinder belfry]

W....Why..?

[vague hill]

to try out

[cinder belfry]

Listen, when To5 drops then everyone can try out

[vague hill]

let me replace a member

if I 1v4

[cinder belfry]

..What

[last stream]

... We're Team StarWolf

We don't swap out members..

We're not a squad..

[vague hill]

oh

[last stream]

Go find one of them

[vague hill]

let me 1v2

[cinder belfry]

What, why?

[vague hill]

to play against THE team starwolf

[cinder belfry]

Listen, Team Termite already tried the whole swap out teams thing and look what happened to them...

[wise hatch]

Wha-

[last stream]

Wood munchers are gone-

[vague hill]

what

[cinder belfry]

The whole channel got snatched up by Related

[vague hill]

oh

but related w

[last stream]

Betrayed his team

Team termite L

[cinder belfry]

And Team Starwolf W

[wise hatch]

what is happening

[vague hill]

let me play against THE team starwolf

[cinder belfry]

For lasting longer than team woodplank snackies

[prisma plover]

Real Katy perry

[last stream]

Well THE TeamStarWolf has a strict Play it where it lies policy

[vague hill]

what

[prisma plover]

English

[wise hatch]

Ah yes a friend of my friend arguing with my other friend

[last stream]

No arguments here

Just informing

[prisma plover]

Informing you on how I'm right and your wrong 😎💀🥶💀😊😭

[wise hatch]

Long convo so I assumed arguing

[prisma plover]

My alt

[last stream]

Informing that #TeamStarWolf™ has a policy against pre scheduled games. Only playing games randomly selected by the algorithmic powers at be.

[cinder belfry]

Regardless of how awful the cubecraft algorithm is

Like seriously

Pushing the worst of the worst maps just because people don't wanna play them

[wise hatch]

map selection

[cinder belfry]

VIP problems, Novelic.

[wise hatch]

Costs like 10 dollars

But ok

[cinder belfry]

.

[last stream]

That's two weeks worth of meals.

[wise hatch]

And can someone please call me vel for the love of god

[cinder belfry]

And 5 seconds worth of Gabe Kundas attention

[last stream]

I ain't droppin no 10 on some map selection to play the bummy available maps-

Now if we had Magic, Cake, and got rid of mystery. Then we'd have a different conversation

But we don't

So that's food money

[wise hatch]

You could requeue

[last stream]

....I don't think you understand what we're saying

[wise hatch]

Ofc I don’t

[last stream]

We're saying we ain't droppin 10 whole dollars just so we can choose some of the bummiest maps to play on

I'll play the rubbish for free, but not paying for it-

[cinder belfry]

If you had told me to spend 10 dollars on map selection back in 2019, sure I'd consider

[wise hatch]

It takes at least 30 secs to get the right map by requeuing

[cinder belfry]

Yeah, what do you think we do everyday

[wise hatch]

Now imma sleep

[cinder belfry]

And without money spent

[last stream]

Yeah, that's what we do. I'm saying I'm not paying for it-

[near pasture]

Have I missed the round talk thingy?

[last stream]

Goodnight..you might need that sleep

[wise hatch]

you could’ve said-

[last stream]

...we did..

We said we played for free based on random selection

[near pasture]

Thats a yes

It was a good dubby.

[last stream]

And that I refuse to spend money-

[wise hatch]

Eh it takes me like 1-2 hrs to go to sleep

[cinder belfry]

Especially a whole 10

[last stream]

..

Okay..

[wise hatch]

I Gn y’all

K*

[near pasture]

Gn Vel

[last stream]

Goodnight, buddy

[near pasture]

I scrolled up

Leon used my heat miser message thing

Baaaf

Bad*

[fallow grotto]

Excuses because you’re scared to fight..

[cinder belfry]

Wh..

What?

[last stream]

Sweetheart. We've had this rule since before your time.. It's like batman's no kill rule.
Could Batman kill his opponents? Yes. Should he? Maybe. Will he? Nah.

No matter how tedious the rule may be, it keeps TeamStarWolf from turning into one of...you people-

[near pasture]

The only thing I'll say on the matter is, people are rather stupid for asking for a 4v1 rather than just a 1v1– maybe to sound tougher idk, but it's like that wall ranking thingy.

1v1? Easy.
2v1? You might stand a chance
3v1? Alot less likely.
4v1? There's no way.

Sorry I just wanted to incorporate something from a funni video I saw :>

But literally no matter how sweaty, a 4v1 is just extremely unrealistic

Maybe in valorant. but it's minecraft, and you aren't techno.

[cinder belfry]

Or fruitberries

[last stream]

Now, that isn't to say that some of you haven't taken groups before, or even squads.

However

They aren't #TeamStarWolf™

[near pasture]

Maybe squadstarwolf but otherwise

Eh

[last stream]

Maybe starwold if you're lucky

[near pasture]

Also here's a screenshot of yesterday's stealth camp i didn't get the chance to send

[fallow grotto]

Isn’t it just a rule to avoid loosing to other people and making your team look not as good as you all claim?

[near pasture]

I'll just refer to what I said here and move on

[last stream]

voley, hun, lemme be up front with ya.
#TeamStarWolf™ is no stranger to loss.
But we're all about fun. Our rule isn't about making sure we never lose a game, it's about making sure we never lose what's important, ourselves.

Sweats busy themselves with ego fights.
StarWolf prefers to keep it about what matters. Showing the fun of true Teamwork.

Are we perfect? No. Are we still the best team? You betcha.

Hope that clears that up ✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧

Hope you have an amazing night Voley!

[ruby geyser]

look at who you were talking to

[near pasture]

I— techno..?

[cinder belfry]

.

[last stream]

TeamStarWolf nerds*

[fallow grotto]

writing a 14 page essay on why they don't play against real ppl

[cinder belfry]

15 page essay*

[fallow grotto]

sounds like skill issue tbh

[near pasture]

Teamstarwolf skill issue*

[last stream]

^

[fallow grotto]

y'all have to be the most dedicated trolls I've seen

[last stream]

Gonna be honest..don't got one for that-

[near pasture]

Ok side note, I'm screenshotting this moment as art that was so quardinated or however you say it

[cinder belfry]

Yeah, I dont know about all that

[fallow grotto]

for how long have yall been posting in this channel

[near pasture]

About 3 years

I think

[last stream]

Since...before your time I suppose..

We're veterans at this point-

We've outlived all the other teams that used to chill here

[cinder belfry]

Just ask Team Termite

Oh wait...

[near pasture]

I'll be honest, I think I've had some character development throughout being on here

I used to have a short temper

[fallow grotto]

and for three years no one liked your team

but you still posted

dedicated to the trolling

[cinder belfry]

I mean Mjah10 thinks we're pretty cool..

[near pasture]

I don't think this needs to be explicitly stated but, incase this hasn't been extremely obvious, we post for ourselves mostly and probably the people who do enjoy the stories.

[last stream]

Yeah, and the stories actually pay off.

[near pasture]

Incase people enjoy the stories.

[fallow grotto]

I haven't seen a single positive comment towards you guys

[last stream]

Just earlier this year we were Invited to a special group challenge with 16 other players. They wanted us because they said we were the only team they could find as dedicated to crazy challenges as they were.

[near pasture]

You've only been here for the 1 year

[fallow grotto]

I've been here for 2

[near pasture]

Oh cool, big diff.

Must be a vision issue..

[last stream]

Most positive comments were few and far between

[fallow grotto]

I wasn't reading your stuff back then, most uninteresting stuff to read

[last stream]

But that's TeamStarWolf for ya. Goin against the grain.

[near pasture]

If you thought it was uninteresting, you must have read it then..?

I dont see where this is going.

[last stream]

In a circle-

[near pasture]

I'd like to change it into a triangle.

[last stream]

I'm more for Pentagrams personally

Unless it's a Pythagoras triangle

[near pasture]

Since we are going in a triangle, I'd like to post some funny throwback of when a girl was stuck in the Twilight Zone

I know it doesn't look like it, but take my word for it.

[fallow grotto]

you guys tried to be a better team than jelo and termite

[last stream]

And where they at?

[cinder belfry]

Yeah and look how Termite turned out..

[near pasture]

I haven't heard of jelo until just now.

Dead serious

Infact, one second

[last stream]

Termite was a hard fought rivalry, but we had mutual respect..don't know Jelo..

[near pasture]

Yeah okay, just now heard of that

I'm gonna be honest, this made me crack up

[last stream]

Team Termite only gets brought up these days because..because we bring them up..

[fallow grotto]

and y'all still talk as dry and as scripted as you used to

[last stream]

So..you read it-

[near pasture]

Not even gonna point that out.

[last stream]

Guess it wasn't that uninteresting afterall-

[cinder belfry]

Also, I'd like to add on to this

[near pasture]

I can't find Andrew towers

Woow

There's team jelo for you

One guy and some squishy cat.

[fallow grotto]

no I read Jay's messages

[last stream]

Then..how would you be able to compare it to us if you got it from second hand-

[near pasture]

Nvm i just used the search thing! Here's andrew towers from the old days

[cinder belfry]

Thats like if the turtles decided to not eat the pizza because Mikey said it wasnt good

[near pasture]

You can tell its old because of the lack of beta texture pack, and it was at the birthday map

[last stream]

Rest in piece birthday map..

You were goated..

[near pasture]

Ok forget about whatever we were talking about

How was birthday map a thing for so long???

[last stream]

Cake?

I-...have no idea actually..

[near pasture]

Only to just get replaced with a new one, and then for that one to get taken down a week later..

Basically

[last stream]

I mean..you Know CubeCraft...

Same dudes that gave us "mystery"

Even Voley doesn't like that nonsense

[near pasture]

Tru

I'd like to try something interesting actually

Give me a seconf

Second

Okay so out of "Food" and "Beach" which map is better? Just a random thought I had (To4)

[last stream]

Imma say Beach

[fallow grotto]

Hi

[near pasture]

Hello, stranger! I know you're here to look for someone to play with, but if you don't mind, could you answer this question?

Completely optional

[reef ferry]

interesting

[plain sand]

TNT with no armor = 26.5 damage (13.25 ❤️)
TNT with leather armour = 19.08 damage (9.54 ❤️)
TNT with chain armour = 13.78 damage (6.89 ❤️)
TNT with iron armour = 10.6 damage (5.3 ❤️)
TNT with iron armour using resistance effect from enchanted gapples = 8.48 damage (4.24 ❤️)
TNT with protection 2 iron armour = 7.208 damage (3.604 ❤️)
TNT with protection 2 iron armour using resistance effect from enchanted gapples = 5.7664 damage (2.8832 ❤️)

[ruby lily]

thankyou for more information that no one will read

[near pasture]

You read it.

I think it'd make more sense to say "thankyou for more information that no one will need/use."

[wise hatch]

Nice

[wise hatch]

Oh god they are back at it again…

Yikes

[reef ferry]

but why

[wise hatch]

They like doing match and experiments

Just dont mind them

[reef ferry]

ok

[wise hatch]

Plus I dont think anyone would want to use tnt to kill a player

A sword or pick could do it faster

[ruby lily]

even a fist

[wise hatch]

I just use tnt to break big defenses

For fun

[near pasture]

Pigma uses tnt to kill people

Very cool.

[wise hatch]

I find it a waste of gold

You could buy a gap the price of one tnt

[keen cave]

Hb blastballs

I want to kill some1 w blastballs

Would it be worth the starwolf strat? Maybe

[whole spade]

hi

[near pasture]

Blastballs would make a good satchel.

[whole spade]

who play egg war

[keen cave]

The starwolf campers

[near pasture]

Idk about any other strat

...Team starwolf campers*

[keen cave]

That

[near pasture]

I would've added stealth in there but yeah

[keen cave]

Its the same

[near pasture]

Eh

[whole spade]

pls play me egg war

[near pasture]

I don't play with strangers, someone else might

[whole spade]

pls

[near pasture]

But yeah, blastballs would be good for raze satchels, probably a creative thing

[whole spade]

you minecraft nime

name

[keen cave]

Omg Im getting excited to solo queue squads

Just to snipe starwolf

[near pasture]

One thing I would do is have Pigma place a TNT infront of a base, then use the blastball to launch it across to the enemy base or something

Good luck.

[keen cave]

4v1 couldn't be that hard tho

Bet 4 of u are mobiles

[near pasture]

Eh

1v1 maybe.

[keen cave]

🥶

[near pasture]

Are my blastball ideas not going through?

[whole spade]

h

[near pasture]

Just not alot you could do with that except knock people off of bridges or destroy defense/structures

[reef ferry]

h

[keen cave]

i

[keen cave]

Ems pick

And spam blastballs

[whole spade]

hi\

[keen cave]

If u camp I will camp

😳🥶🥶

[whole spade]

pls play eggwar

[near pasture]

Knowing cubecraft, they'd probably just add some lengthy cooldown for the blastballs

[keen cave]

Well

[quasi basin]

If people camp in a game I just target them the hole game

[keen cave]

Blast and eggs

[whole spade]

my name is mc pro crafter

[keen cave]

Depends on my mood tho

If Im feeling like it, I camp them in the center

Until they get desperated and go for u

[quasi basin]

If I just wanna get the game over with I just get diamonds from mid get a pearl. Iron armour and just rush them since they r probably bad

If I wanna go late or something then I camp mid the hole game

[keen cave]

Yup

Last time I did it I build a castle in mid

[quasi basin]

Also I feel like htoo htoo is not 13 at all

[keen cave]

Demon 2.0?🥶

[quasi basin]

It's that or they don't speak English

[keen cave]

Idk

Maybe not their first language

[quasi basin]

With he's user probably some guy with high ego

He said he's user is mc pro crafter

[near pasture]

Probably a pro at crafting at least

[quasi basin]

Miss clicks and crafts a stack of pressure plates

[keen cave]

Maybe a pro at sitting at dia gen

[quasi basin]

Fr

[near pasture]

Miss clicks and crafts a cake with iron

[quasi basin]

Sits on Dia gen the hole game dies in 2 minutes then leaves or sits on it for another half hour

[keen cave]

Starwolf in a nutshell

[near pasture]

That caught me off guard

[keen cave]

But I pro gamer xXx777xXx sit on em gen

[near pasture]

Tru

[quasi basin]

I tried getting a full double chest of every ore with randoms it's hard to do bc no random person is willing to play a game for 1 hour+

It's easy if u have a full party and the enemy is ur friend and u tell them not to leave

[near pasture]

Funny story, I actually was selected to participate in a game where we needed 1million iron in a ton of chests at mid

I think we got to around 800k before the server force closed itself.

Very fun, there were 20 participants to start, but most left leaving only 11 or 8

4 being starwolf

Technically a 4-5 hour waste of time

[keen cave]

Camping is a waste of time

[near pasture]

Eh

[keen cave]

No

[near pasture]

If it's an encouraged option in the game to get full diamond, it's in the game. that's all I'll say to that.

Andrew towers however

[keen cave]

Hb full naked w pick

[near pasture]

Was possibly the biggest waste of time I ever spent in CC

Eh

There were alot of wiring issues with Andrew towers

Which ultimately led to it's demolition..

[keen cave]

Bro gonna tell me the lore of camping🥶

[near pasture]

Eh

Andrew towers did take some time to build, I must say

[wise hatch]

bruh

I forgot I couldnt send ss

[near pasture]

O

[keen cave]

Oof

[quasi basin]

I'm bored rn and I honestly wish that htoo htoo left the team of 4 vc so I can join

[wise hatch]

Imma link my acc today then

[near pasture]

Kk

[keen cave]

Waits for u

😳

[wise hatch]

anyways I had a picture of good stats when I havent played in like 1 week

[near pasture]

Ooo very nice

[near pasture]

I've only had one answer for this

[last stream]

What's that one queen song?

And another one gone, and another one gone-

[ruby lily]

and another…

[last stream]

Oh gosh, does no one else know that one??
Yeesh I'm old..

[quasi basin]

I'm watching a stream and bro the streamer has high ego and is dum and not even that good at pvp

[last stream]

I'll take my dated references elsewhere..

[ruby lily]

👍🏻

[quasi basin]

Is that 1 if the lyrics or was u just saying that

[last stream]

W...Sir I'm not sure I understand the question

[quasi basin]

U said does anyone know that one queen song and said and another one's gone and another ones gone- is that a lyric or what

[near pasture]

I'm very certain that was a lyric, yes

[last stream]

Oh..y-ye..

That was a lyric..

[prisma plover]

another one bites the dust?

[wise hatch]

Idk each are good imo ‘

But imma choose beach

[near pasture]

Cultured I see

[last stream]

Aaaaaaye

[wise hatch]

Im a disgrace

Im playing hive

[near pasture]

💀

[wise hatch]

The kb is awful but fun to abuse

[quasi basin]

Oh God why r u committing a sin

[wise hatch]

Bc thats what i do

[prisma plover]

hive isnt that bad

besides tw

[wise hatch]

OH THANK GOD

I HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE

SAVE ME FROM HIVE

YESS

[prisma plover]

hive sw > cc sw imo

[wise hatch]

I like the maps better

Not the skywars tho

[quasi basin]

If There's a cliff u should jump off from it

[prisma plover]

theres not 🙂

[wise hatch]

Idk why im maxing out skywars on hive

Im just doing it for fun

Im already about halfway there

Level 41

[quasi basin]

I use to play hive like a year ago and I got to lvl 49 on skywars in 3 months then moved to cc

[wise hatch]

I used to play it a lot when i was on controller

And had a squad..

[last stream]

Sadly, squads don't last..

[wise hatch]

They had to do irl stuff

[last stream]

Yeah..

Tale as old as time

[wise hatch]

Which i prob should as well

I just dont know what

[last stream]

School?

[wise hatch]

I do

[last stream]

Hmm..maybe take up a hobby?

[wise hatch]

Pack making

[quasi basin]

I don't wanna go back to prison never again

[wise hatch]

I dont rlly have any other hobby

Then a big lego I haven’t built for like 3 months

[last stream]

Then from one former inmate to another
Don't go to college

[quasi basin]

I don't wanna goto prison to spend 6 hours learning stuff that I can learn in 5 minutes from searching calculator on google

[wise hatch]

Lol

[last stream]

Well, I took up painting on the side
Maybe try something like that?

Could do bird watching..or some other outside activity

[quasi basin]

I don't get why people goto college u spend like 3 years going into like a million dollars into debt just to get a job that pays like 10% more money

[last stream]

Me personally, I went so I could get my degree. Still in the process of doing so, but I at least won't have to deal with the debt. My tuitions been covered 100% without student loans.

[quasi basin]

Azvxoo anyone know him ?

[last stream]

Never heard of him..

Who is he?

[near pasture]

Was he on team jelo?

[last stream]

Ooo, good guess!

Was he?

Seriously, we're trying to learn more about this team Jelo..

[quasi basin]

Idk he is streaming rn and he was the guy I was saying that has high ego and not even that good

[last stream]

Yeesh..nope, never heard of the guy

[quasi basin]

Apparently he has 1k subs by posting 1 block clutchs on bridge and upload it as a yt short

[near pasture]

Former termite member i'd assume.

[last stream]

YouTube shorts are pretty easy to farm, so I'm not surprised

[quasi basin]

They not even good clutchs can I dm u 1 of the like 800 shorts he posted basically it's the same

[wise hatch]

Oh I suck at painting

[wise hatch]

Who we talking about?

[quasi basin]

Azvxoo or something like that

[wise hatch]

Did they use the SolR pack and upload some clutches to the cube clips thing/

?

Are they controller?

[quasi basin]

Idk

Probably

[wise hatch]

Oh

[quasi basin]

But they have 1k subs by posting 7 shorts a day and uploading basic clutchs

[wise hatch]

Then i remember them

They weren’t even good

1 block clutches

That’s it

They prob freak out irl by saying like “OMG I LANDED THAT WRLEGTHRMYLASWHNHU IM A GOD INSANE!F?WRTEH?”

I smashed my keyboard just so you know

:/

[quasi basin]

They upload clutcha from bridge from clutching on the bridge wall

[wise hatch]

That’s literally a 10 block tall bridge

That’s easy

[quasi basin]

Exactly and they have like 200 shorts of that and they think they are good or something at the game

[wise hatch]

I want to 1v1 them

:))

Get me their yt if you can

[quasi basin]

It's azvxoo and they have comments off

[wise hatch]

Do they link their discord?

[quasi basin]

No

[wise hatch]

how am I supposed to find them then

I couild just randomly queue bridge

[quasi basin]

Idk I'm watching their livestream on yt rn

They playing sw rn

[wise hatch]

how many subs?

[quasi basin]

I told u 1.02k subs or something close to that

[wise hatch]

bruh hes skybasing

[quasi basin]

Ik that's all he does

[wise hatch]

want to snipe him?

Im good at that

[quasi basin]

Sure

Wanna meet in na 2 or something

[wise hatch]

alright I got like 5 mins tho

actually

[quasi basin]

K

[wise hatch]

if hes still streaming in 2 hrs and you are still on

we could snipe then

[quasi basin]

Ok

[wise hatch]

I havbe to go somewhere for personal reasons

[quasi basin]

Okk

He's so dum he try to talk to people without using !! or /pc !

[plain sand]

I’ve tested this out in duels because I have a party member.
With this, I’ll just play with my controller and the other party member prevents idle kicking.

[quasi basin]

The 1 thing I want cc to add to sw and sg is hardcore mode it would make those 2 gamemodes way more fun

[plain sand]

Must not be the owner to do that.

[sturdy carbon]

Hello again

[quasi basin]

But instead of Like having basic items it's op mode but with hardcore

[quasi basin]

Hi

[sturdy carbon]

Is this the brother or the sister 🤣

@quasi basin

[quasi basin]

Brother

[sturdy carbon]

Then I gotta talk to you

Duo vc

@quasi basin

It's a bit of an urgent matter

[quasi basin]

Can we do it in a bit I got to go to a doctor appointment

[sturdy carbon]

Okay

[quasi basin]

And emo+joined the vc

Sooo

[sturdy carbon]

She left

Told her had to talk to someone

But it's a really urgent matter as your sister keeps talking about attempting the end

[quasi basin]

Oh ik

[sturdy carbon]

You saw the messages?

[quasi basin]

She keeps tryna commit it the most recent is like 6 days ago when she stabbed herself

[sturdy carbon]

Not 6, Nov 2nd she tried

[quasi basin]

She's in the hospital ever since yesterday whenever we stopped playing we took her into the hospital and she been there

[sturdy carbon]

Dang

Hope she gets better man

[quasi basin]

Or whenever we last played

I forgot if it was yesterday or the day before

[sturdy carbon]

I heard from her last back on the 2nd

Which was I believe the 3rd for you

[quasi basin]

Idk but I rlly gotta get to the doctor appointment it's in like 10 minutes

[wise hatch]

Bro I just got a flu shot lmao

[quasi basin]

I got a infection in my leg somewhere so I have to goto the doctor every week for a checkup

[wise hatch]

Oh

Sad

Hope it gets better

[fallow grotto]

Any good people here

[lone pecan]

yes

duos or squads?

[fallow grotto]

duo

want to play a few games

[lone pecan]

bet