#🥚︱eggwars
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Ikr
If 6/12 now easy sub 30
well
exactly
if good team spawns
I have gotten 6/12 before
but still
yellow rushed pinkl
so
thats why i got 32
i got it once but i was with locolimur
ofc i was with him
it was bad spawns anyways
ya
Best spawn is yellow and only cyan and pink stay
Easily sub 20 and if u have best nons ever like 15 seconds
yellow and red are best (reasonable) spawns imo
It takes longer
hi
Anyone down to play? 2’s
any1 up for some eggwars with vc bedrock
can someone play with me egg war duos
pointless
yo im super bored and wanna play some eggward with vc
I know he don’t play anymore Reality
He’s been stuck at 7.2k wins for awhile
There’s a reason I didn’t say Ik he plays 16 hours a day I just mean 100 wins =bout 3/4 hours and he would probably play minimum 8 hours a day his pb for a daily grind is probably 16 hours
I just said “I believe”
Doesn’t make it true
sure
anyone wanna play eggwars and vc
bedrock?
sure, but i don speck english very well, but i can play
i called u in dm
hi
Eggwars and vc anyone?
yes
yes
just encountered the best hacker ever
He was grinding 200 wins a day that it takes like 8 hours
But its can be like 7 hours with a good team and 6 hours with ltm map like gingerbread
I said avg 8
I agreed on that
Exactly
Gingerbread > Love > Basket > Mangrove > Western
egg wars vc
anyone egg wars bedrock
if you are still looking then yeah sure
ok whats your ign
imma dm u it
Anyone wanna make a world lmk
Eggawars hub
Someone wanna play duo?
I believe beach or food is better then western but that depends on your play style
I was talking about speed
I mean western I avg 1 min 30 and beach and food is a lil less
Its the order in speed
Gingerbread : 50s-1min
Love : 50s-1min
Mangrove : 1:10
Western : 1:20
Food :1:20
Beach : 1:30
Imo food is def better if u have a 3 stack compared to western
I can agree with mangrove avg is like 1 min
Food could be faster bc u can get dia swords
Nahhh extra time
12 dias on mid
We just all solo rush and wipe don’t need to waste the time buying the sword
That’s a good 3 seconds off
U just have to get the dia and buy a sword in nons base
Ik but that wastes time
Not really bc u can kill them faster
They don’t got gear anyway tho
Just 2 crits
And it’s done
But if the game somehow goes over a 1:20 we prob would get diamond swords
Ofc u can get sub 1 easily
Idk how but for food I avg around the same time as mangrove
My best is 42s on Food
I avg 1 min 8 on food
Same
Yeah 1:10
I think I have a ss
I got 35 on Mangrove and 37 on western
That was a 8/16 game tho
But Waterfall faster than Beach
Ok I was bout to say ain’t no way cuz record out of 12/16 is 46
Beach hiders + obi speedrun
Tbf they can obby rush in water fall as well and I find beach hiders easier then water fall hiders
Cuz on water fall they just build to the moon
I’d say it’s about even I think beach is a lil better for obby but not much
Takes about a couple seconds more on water fall but still it’s about the same
Cuz for beach u gotta build back a lil while waterfall u don’t need blocks as much
My best waterfall faster than beach
That depends on the server tho
Any game can be a record depending on the other players
I dont play these often maps too
Hi
Hello
Hi
Im unlucky on my rushes
But imo without Ltm maps it’s Mangrove>Food>Beach>Water fall>Western etc
Western in last?
Western is just a annoying map majority of the time the people just build up
That’s the only reason
To many places to build up to
mangrove>western>food>water fall> beach
Yeah thats a pain in eggwars
Thats why i'll make a suggestion to admins about the build limit
Im not saying I hate your list im just saying from my experience western has way to many builders
Its too high
Especially on beach and western
It’s way to high
Even Mangrove
Man grove doesn’t really have many builders but they are annoying
Especially when they go top of mid
on mangrove everybody tries to hide behind the trees for some reason
It’s funny to watch
If u are enough fast nons dont have the time to build blox
And thats why LTM maps make games much faster
But some specially buy only blocks and build up
They are the most Annoying
Bc on maps like Gingerbread u can get every eggs in 20-25s
I feel like that’s every map
If u have a team
The nons dont get stuff so easier to kill them
It’s just the people that run kill the time
- ltm maps are little so just push them in void
The Ltm maps do make it easier most def
But without those it’s kinda slow to deal with builders
Gingerbread and Love are 10-15 blox rush
It’s a good pace
U can rush every bases on Love with builders kits
On Gingerbread one need to buy 12 blox bc side rush is 30 blocks
Btw Reality ima say rq sorry bout the time me and friends trash talked u when we won back to back against u a while back
It’s cuz we needed entertainment
lol
Its ok dw
It was just that we were on a hot streak after beating a hacker earlier so we saw lb people and were happy
.
I noticed in my recs that it was ramdoms dcs
It’s fine
Yes OmegaSleepy
Duos lb players hackusated Char of dc while he play controller on xbox
Char ain’t even that good lmao
Funny af
Nah but fr getting called out for cheating on controller is mad funny
- these guys was level +150
Damn that’s sad
my alt
U have a lot of alts
fr
Btw me ignyourmom and omega were only level 55,60 and Omega being level 107 around the time we fought u so levels don’t mean much
They ain’t
Omega is level 127 now
And Ign is level 70 now
They are Java mains that’s y
I’ll check
I think it’s one of omegas old grinder friends
I see their mutals and that
I’ll talk to him today and ask
If u want
@tame swan how many wins do u have all time
I think only around 1.6k
I only grinded recently
That’s with Omega and Ign
Still tbf I got the 1.6k wins in roughly 48 hours
Ye I saw u stop
Thats a good average
Ye it’s ight
Tbf half the time we don’t queue into the same team so me Omega and ign just fight each other for fun
R u asking if I’m a 2 stack?
I mean are u duo vs squads
U should grind with me and char
We need teammates
We lost a lot of ppl
Ishtar and Lunery don’t hop on or what
Tbf ish plays like a scaredy-cat anyway
Bro is scared to fight without teammates
We might
If u want add me or Omega cuz we’re on the most
I'll add you and i will tell Char to add u
XNSYeti ?
Yep
Yeah we need a good team
Bc we are bored to get not good players and get 20 wins a hour
Since our teammates quit, de hardly grind bc we get ppl that only play 30 mins and cant even rush a base
With a good team 30-35 a hour easy trust me
Def
200 wins in 7-8 hours and with LTM in 6-7 hours
Char has been inactive on egg wars for a while
A little break
Tbf so have me and my friends
He literally grinded 11K wins in 3 months
We took a month + break cuz we already hit top 15 seasonal and then we all fell off
Im top 10 in s1
Ye I saw ur in 8th I think
Omega is about to break top 10
And ign is a lil behind
And I fell off to top 25 only
😭
Its easy to get on top 10
Ye top 5 is where u got cancer
I averaged 100-200 wins a day for like 1 month
Everything above 3rd is annoying to grind
It is most def
Oh
Yeah
Omega vc rq
Ok
Is iVoley ur friend ?
Yes
Imagine getting banned
Imagine
Sure when I got the time
He got work today so maybe later on today
How come to cubecraft is not on the server list anymore
By the ip
Nvm
We arent on today
I was but sw squads
And idk if u wanna play it
O kk
It’s 3:26 rn
Night or day
Day
So usa ?
Yes
Damn
who want play
anyone wanna play teams of 4
Im down
someone aggwars bedrock?
Uhh guys I died 4,829 times in a single game and crashed after we won
I died 4,829 in 5 minutes
Btw if you see me or yeti on the same team were most likely in a party already ( like if you see us in a game) either you guys leave so the games don’t take forever or we can have a friendly scrim
do you need 1 more?
no
مين يلعب
Another person did it I'll dm u the stream if u want actually proof of the glitch that kills u over 900 times in a minute even tho he did it for like 27 minutes and only got like 8-9k deaths he wasn't moving most of the time
any1 duo?
Hi
any1 duo?
You can join us
._.
Any1 down for Duos?
Cherche 2 personnes ps4 pour eggwars à 4 ?
anyone tryna run duos w/ vc dm to join
anyone wanna play?
in half an hour
Where do i report eggwars bugs?
thx
Bro he said that almost 12 hours ago
Anyone want to play eggwars duos
If you do dm me
Egg anyone?
egg wars anyone
how do i unequip pets
anyone tryna play?
lobby loot
This server is trash
who asked
Wow the latest comeback today 20 hours to have a comeback with the most original joke ever
I can't wait for u to have another comeback in like 12 hours like u always do
shut up
Anyone down to do teams of 4 or duos I’m PlayStation but I’m really good I just played a game of 4 and 1v8 without a egg and need to break their egg
Sure
In half an hour? I’ll dm u
Ok
Nice ig
someone down to play eggwars or skywars? eu preferably please
Alguém quer jogar eggwars as 13:00 BR🇧🇷
Sou Brasileiro
Does anybody want to play eggwars
Biiiig W's tonight, Cubelets...
Oooooooooooh
It's the most wonderful tiiiime
Of the yeeeear
Big old dubby's be slappin
And sweatys we're clappin
Vip's we enguuuuuuulf
The return
Of the best teeeam
#TeamStarWolf™
I know it's not Christmas
But it almost feels like it with how often you crafters be handing us the dubs like GIFTS
What a team looks like:
VS what a squad looks like:
Meanwhile, let's check in on the sweats
eggwars anyone
sure
@peak kelp
you ready?
well does anyone want to play egg wars?
I had a team filled with bots.
also i like talking to people
egg wars someone
They are not even talking about you, second they’re all nons
Sounds like not starwolf talk.
fr
no i was right
And why does it need to be trademarked if its a name??
no i was definitely correct
fr
name of mcpe clan
Team*
Oh, good question! It's team brand
Saved you some trouble
squad
Cough
Second cough
Lame.
Very
I’d rather keep it simple
Nerds are smarter versions of geeks
Squads are ransoms playing together
And a Team is...well a Team
Eh
Squad can also be considered a team of 4
That's like saying carrots beef and apples are all the same-
Well, team in this case is being used as a selected group of individuals that make up a more complete whole by complimenting eachothers best traits while being able to fluidly work together.
A squad is...four people
Playing together
Thasa bout it
Good day
Don't.
Tell omega to wake up
fr the starwolf nerds come in here to brag and leave their name as if its an announcement for the server 💀💀
Lame.
Literally saw it coming.
If you're gonna insult us, at least do it properly
If you're too lazy, that's perfectly understandable
It's about what I'd expect
Im gonna try to stay out of the convo but what is considered a proper insult?
Well.. address your opponent correctly at the very least-
You wouldn't insult someone named Dave by calling them frank-
Oh oh! Speaking of insults, I've always found it funny how one of the VIP kill messages in EW literally says "Name made Name hold the L!" Yet also doesn't let you say L as a regular message
Always been funny to me-
the nerddogs go silent for months then come to brag about whatever and act like it means something for everyone here
People post about their W's all the time here, I don't see how adding a bit of style is a crime.
Prob bc its funny
Tru
I mean this in a nice way but not as aggressive as you
Speaking from my experience, I ain't ever heard anyone laugh at em-
Pretty low brow comedy...Amy Schumer level stuff
Oh
Pizazz?
I laugh at kill msgs all the time
Prob cuz i find everything funny lol
About what I'd expect -
Just what they say
I still find (name) used (name) as a punching bag funny
Don't gotta defend it dawg. Your taste is your Business.
Im not im just saying
Why would u expect it from me?
Let's answer your question with another question
You like grinding for the leaderboard? Gettin your stats up and all that?
I was just grinding for 1k wins not the lb
Im not a no life
Still. Good enough
I hit it btw
Just cuz I like playing?
Then what did u mean?
You really want this to get that personal? I'm good to just leave it at that..
How is it personal
Bro I’ve been reading this convo what r u on about?
Well, not you personally
If it was gonna get personal I would respect ur privacy and leave it
Just...don't want it to come off as such
Fr what is this conversation ur having
Its fine
Idk at this point
I honestly don't even know at this point
💀
Oh
It turned into this just cuz i find cubes kill msgs funny
Just got a good sense of humor ig
In simple terms. Certain people find those things funny, and you just happened to fit into that group
That's about it
Nothing wrong or personal
Just an observation
is someone fighting
No
ok kool
We just “arguing” cuz I find cubes kill/death msgs funny
No arguments here good sir
Wait no i didnt mean arguing
Just observations
I meant like a convo
Exactly
what JD saying to that?
Just said that prob cuz this guy ^ said fighting
To answer your question. I kinda guessed awhile ago you'd be the type
Oh
It's not anything wrong of the sort
^^^
Well what do you find funny
Just curious
TeamStarWolf™ nerds*
Idk who of these are on a laderboard and I don’t care
Oh loads of things
Ooof course you don't-
Of course 😇
I check the lbs quite often just rooting for people to get up there
That's cool. Nothing wrong with that-
all the people except u r nons
ur bearable…
at times
Question why are u always in minerware when i do /fl?
W
Because I got bored of eggwars, and minerware turned incredibly funny after the rank update
nons r the opposite of chill
They’re very angry sometimes
So...ya know what...not gonna say it- just gonna admire the irony
Nons are considered newer players or people with no skill. I personally haven’t seen them in action persay (cant spell) so idk if nons is the right word
nons are annoying
Campers yeah
Nons apparently means whatever for whoever is speaking
It doesn't matter at this point
Then we all are
i like to think of nons as people with no ranks or just very bad at the game
True but I’d like to keep my pvp skill and not get washed again tyvm
Fair
yes ik im only silver shush
Then like 75% of cube are nons
yes ig
Should I link my acc?
yeah
Voting is fun
I get no benefit from it, so
^
Eh, not worth the waste
ok kool 👍🏻
Again, that's just me yeah
Plus some prefixes just fit me (voider specifically)
Cool for you dude
Tell that to the sweats who spent 100+ dollars for vip level 30
Just to fly..
So yes sometimes its a waste
cough cough voley cough cough
but its their money
True
Very true
they do whatever with it ykk
Yeah ig
People can do as they please with their income
But still imo its a waste
yezur
Or parents income I suppose-
Man, those nerds still exist?
all types of nerds exist
We do indeed:D
Starwolf team still exists???
I thought they were wiped out??
I thought they just like said: nah bro team dies rn
..wha?
^
I could've sworn the battle of the cross bridge was the end of starwolf team-
No one makes a recovery from that ..
what
Yeah
No idea what u guys are saying
^
It was a battle thing
Idk, a year ago there was some1 being annoying sending ss of that tEaM
Don't worry about it
lol true tho, I feel like I lose my “pvp skills” after I stopped grinding eggwars squads (september 2021) and started to play less tryhard game modes
And second what does tyvm means? I forgot ;-;
Old lore, don't worry about it
Tyvm means thank you very much
The battle of the cross bridge? Yeah
Ohh lol, ty for telling me
Ive just became a chill pack maker
i have also lost my skill since i play 2 times a week max :(
Deserved an epic name
SCHOOL AAA
I play occationally
SAMEE OMGGG
I started like 2 months ago
So starwolf thingy stop being a thing?
Yes 😇
Which one?
The stawolf team.
Thanks god
Starwolf thingy? I'm unfamiliar with this branch-
Completely different
It was a thing in 2021, not anymore
Man, I didn't see any of those guys
school? same
May i just say, very colorful chat at the moment
Usually we're on top of this sort of info-
Yeah
I end it in 2 months 😀
Imma add some green to it
eMerAlD
gg
Quick pfp change
American 🤠
I got fast fingers
😳
Looking good
Ty
😳
But I liked the red panda one 🥲
I miss demon
I got another red panda one
Personally was more fan of the green
Tbh demon worse then teamstarwolf
Demon had that yk that thing thay made him fOnY
There's alot of people worse.
annoying to the point he was funny
True ig
like he would try to roast someone and all he would be able to type would be “kid”
😭😭😭
Worst insult ever fr
There was another dude
Totally offended
An asian one
Oh yeah that guy
Taiyo it was?
I keep accidentally undoing my drawing everytime I switch over here
😳
He blamed me of insulting him or something
yep
🥶
he was more annoying then demon
Ye
demon had like 3 more braincells than him
(taiyo had 0)
Glad I never met em
yezzur
They were kinda annoying
Like Steven universe fans 😄
It’s so cutee
Ty <33
I just realized I’m a fan of red pandas now
Who isnt lol
True lol
I was telling someone that today
Red pandas
I just noticed that I really like them
^
yess
Yes
They’re just like OMGG❤️❤️
That guy
So cutee
I can’t
They’re like OMGGGGHSGAHSVXHSJKDKSK
I can’t believe I didn’t notice this before, I’m mad at myself now >:((
Im back to the slurping tea red panda
I saw one sleeping in a tree
he look mad
They are nocturnal btw
Yaaay
Awwww
He’s just eating
The way they sleep is funny
he generally looks mad
They have those funny eyebrows that makes them looks mad 🥺
yeahhhh
Sadly they’re not allowed as a pet 😢
Ohh, I just typed cute red panda on google and found it lol
How do I kill a mosquito in my room?
Nice
🥶
Im going to spam left click to that Thingy
Turn on a small light (let all the room dark) and it will go to the light, and you squish it with the chancla 👹🩴 🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗
True
😳
I will become my mOm
But my way is the fun way
Cant handle the power of CHANCLA
True lol
👹🩴
you are no fun
Кто пойдет eggwars?
Who party?
Eggwars anyone?
yes
Wish the 2021 Halloween maps came back, these years Halloween maps just don’t feel the same
UncleGlizzy
haunted duos map was good
for egg
Shh
facts
2022 maps are kinda odd
at least in ew
plus Birtday the 2nd best map was removed
#1 map in my opinion
What mode is it on?
Birthday and food are the best maps
rush
Novelic are you playing well?
NRN
anyone want to play eggwars?
"I pick things up and put them down-"
"(name) picked up (name) and threw them into the void"
Maybe not food, but definitely birthday
imo birthday was to big but kinda fun
if they shrunk it down to like 2 levels it wouldve been good
Eh
on food
the middle is chaos
and usually people camp a lot
but it looks good
both maps are colorful
Decorative maps are just for show to me
Like mystery
But they gave up magic for that..
mystery is so bad
its confusing
and the gens are so far away
magic was the best map back then imo
Tru
Can someone play with me
speaking of magic
magic and mayhem was good
I miss it
Anyone know who jasp3d is they changed there ign
why though it was so good
😔
I was destroying this dude in food map and the dude turned on jetpack hacks, watched him get banned in under 10secs
What happened to magic mayhem? I saw it but never played it
Got replaced with flashy garbage
Limited time gamemode
^^
@smoky cipher it’s skeppy, maybe u know this ign
Their*
Ohh , yes I do I had him as a friend that makes sense now ! Thanks @smoky cipher and @fallow grotto for the spelling correction 😂
Np ^^
Egg duos anyone?
u still online
I’ll message ya!
u still playing
yallstill playing
lifeboat better
Gaps are the dumbest things out ther
I combo this guy 6 times but lives cuz a god apple
maybe uh kill them quicker?
Pipe down 🤖
?
Pipe down
Do be fair..that's kinda trash advice..
"Homeless people should just buy a home" vibes
wasnt advice
Who want to play duos
What does pipe down means?
Git gud
crit combo duh
or just run away when u realize the notch is on
combo him in the void
so many things
don’t be dumb and continue a losing fight
^ all this stuff
I always do this when people start eating gapples ^^
I just crit abuse cuz im like that
Called who out?
@carmine cave forgot to nick?
the sr mod i took a screenie with
Also why aren’t you using the pack :((
Oh
Fr
it means “shut up”
i like yes for everything else
i like that one for eggwars
-<
Oh
interesting ok
I need reports but I cant get into any hackers games (for mod if I get accepted which I prob wont)
i have so many clips of teamers and hackers
Sad
i just never reported them cuz i’m lazy 💀
Sadly I need forums reports but Im to lazy to link my acc
F
btw u didn’t accept my duel request 😔
And 1 is well… age
ur less than 13?
Im 13
wtf
Alm 14
i figured u were like 17
LOL
i’m 17
Nice
Fr
im not playing actual games rn

watchin the world series
fair
and im god awful at bedrock anyway lmao
altuve choking
Lol kind of im washed now
rip
Duels is
k
HUH?
LOL
Nice
nice
crazy
are these decent stats? genuine question
(95% of my deaths are falling into the void by block trapping myself <3)
42% win rate
nice
it is better than minne
i don’t play for stats, just play as fast as humanly possible
all my games are <5 minutes
same
Bridges: 3 mins 21 secs Ewto4: 2 mins 34 secs, Ew uels 0 secs cause he left duels 12 seconds kill, Sw solos 1min 43 secs
my fastest is jungle 3:08
solo egg
i won a game in 4 minutes while afk 💀
0 kills 0 elims 0 eggs W
i think my fastest skywars game was like 56 seconds
Great!
anyone playing?
The game was to long
ayy that my first match of day tool lol
Anyone up for playing?
I always have 10-8 eggs destroyed other is very good
ayy
just like doing it
A guy really just spent like 5 minutes getting a bow when I was stuck down below in library
I GOT BAD INTERNET
oops caps srry
so ti froze and i thougt i was walking foward but walked into void
@fallow grotto
yeah i'd prob do that doo 😛
or try to think of a more interesting way to kill ya
that number of kills/eggs is pretty normal for a rusher tbh
5 elims 5 eggs is decent
it’s to be expected if there’s 1 or 2 other players in the game who know how to read
but if everyone is illiterate then u may be able to get 8 or 9 eggs + elims
Blastballs would be interesting ngl
Anyone wanna do Eggwars Duos? Must be good! Looking for someone with a 50%+ Win Rate
If I could freaking win that’s be great but I keep getting goldfish as teammates
find teammates
eggwars anyone
Egg wars?
goldfish enemies too tho
Why eggwars lag so much
Anyone up for egg wars
short?
Long
If that's a short game for u oh god how long does ur games last??
its star wolf so they camp
+carry
Well erm aktually, the average boring starwolf game lasts around 2-5 minutes. And the average fun challenge lasts from 10 minutes to a few hours
So If I could correct myself, short good game. Mid dub.
Good game? You have zero kills and 5 deaths
Mhm, my team got the kills, I built stuff
Idc abt their stats im just mad abt the map