🥚︱eggwars

[velvet merlin]

i did yes

when i finished grinding

ew 2s ew 4s a lot

duels and ew solos for warmup

[sinful patio]

Did u played w char sometimes

In squads

[velvet merlin]

i did

lil bit

[sinful patio]

Then we probably played together

[velvet merlin]

probably at one point

[vague hill]

fr

[prisma plover]

fr

[abstract brook]

for real

[vague hill]

🐢🐢

[neat gate]

Some of you people in eggwars are actually horrible

Dont even be paying attention to when enemies are breaking the egg

[vale prairie]

Hi

[sand flicker]

someone who speaks portuguese?

[wise hatch]

Those are all mobile players mostly

And most people dont rlly care abt their egg if they are a rusher

[vernal eagle]

Gotta go fast

[ruby lily]

thats not very fast

[soft onyx]

I have ever got -Game length: 2Mins 20s

[wise hatch]

Not very fast..

[spring ingot]

adrian

[fallow grotto]

💀

[solemn nexus]

It won't let me purchase the eggwars Halloween bundle does anyone know why

[hybrid dome]

Anyone eggwars

I dont care if vc or not

[sinful patio]

I got game lenght 35 seconds

[ember karma]

lmao

i got 1 min 35 sec

[sinful patio]

Lol

1 minute 10 sec is my average in squads

[ember karma]

lmao

[sinful patio]

My average is faster than ur record lol

[ember karma]

i know but i dont really care on my record, i just enjoy the process

[sinful patio]

U probably dont play with insane players

[ember karma]

yh

i dont

[dull tiger]

only

[sinful patio]

Yes im slow

[vague hill]

fr

[golden escarp]

hey i am looking for someone to play cubcraft with

sorry eggwars

[glad granite]

OMG I KNOW

i’ve tried to buy it so many times

[quasi basin]

Bro never heard abt how over 50% of player base is on phone and guess what genius the screen is like 1 10th of ur screen

[ruby geyser]

he is on phone, he used a capital letter

[vague hill]

people use discord on their phone

and play on other devices

[ruby geyser]

its very unlikely hes on pc tho

[vague hill]

console is a thing

[compact viper]

do most console players play on their ps4 or smth connected to their phone?

[vague hill]

i assume its the easiest way

to use dc

unless they use a computer for it

[compact viper]

hmm

regarding mcbe on win10, what are the prerequisites

do u need a microsoft acc with mc on any other device, or buy it

[vague hill]

i think you gotta buy it

[compact viper]

i assume it worked for me because i have java?

but is having java necessary to get bedrock on win10

[vague hill]

i got bedrock before java

so idk

prob not

[compact viper]

hmm

i had bedrock on mobile before, then bought java

then i got bedrock win10

after the 1.19 thing dropped

[vague hill]

oh

i assume you can either buy it or it comes with java

[compact viper]

it does come with java

but if u have an acc with mcbe mobile it doesnt transfer to win10?

no doesnt explain it though

[vague hill]

i dont think it would

[compact viper]

my java acc and my main bedrock account use 2 different emails

[vague hill]

probably these two then

[grim notch]

Wdym?

[grim notch]

It's a whole bundle now, if you buy it on pc you get both win10 and java edition

[ruby lily]

he was asking if u have mc on mobile do u get it on pc for free

i think

[compact viper]

yes thats what im asking xd

[grim notch]

Oh

[wind swan]

9993764061

coll me

i am paying Minecraft

[sudden topaz]

What

[wind swan]

you friendship me

[fallow grotto]

Nvm I'll probably get banned for saying that

[night finch]

https://tenor.com/view/chill-bro-sorry-dog-hair-gif-16673678

yaa

[ashen scarab]

My Lamborghini and tank

[ornate hornet]

Amazing egg-wars content

Lol

Jokes aside

It is very cool 👌

[vague hill]

oh

[autumn whale]

How the Text So Clean , client? +Client name or TP name?

[vernal eagle]

Huh

I use a different font

on mobile

[autumn whale]

Ah

[coral harbor]

@ashen scarab This is a channel dedicated for eggwars discussions/chit chats. You can show off your creations in #🎨︱creations or #💬︱english・general :)

[prisma plover]

noto sans font

[wise hatch]

It’s noto sans font its built into the mc chat or you can have mojangles

[slate ruin]

I'm going to play Eggwars duo but I don't have a mic

[autumn field]

can someone play

[faint lance]

eggwars is really stupid, pointkess and a copy of bedwars💀

[wise hatch]

excuse me but I am about to correct you

Eggwars was around before bedwars so technically you could call bedwars a copy of eggwars

[grim notch]

Yooooo graveyard is baacckkk

[wise hatch]

yesss

[abstract brook]

gotta love it when people call eggwars a copy of bedwars

[fallow grotto]

+theyre always a whitename

[wise hatch]

Fr

[vague hill]

racist imo

[tulip sedge]

if anyones is tryin to join a cubecraft team jus message me 👍

[wise hatch]

Spamming in every channel

Not cool man :/

[vague hill]

yea you can

by being racist

“prejudiced against or antagonistic toward a person or people on the basis of their membership in a particular racial or ethnic group, typically one that is a minority or marginalized.”

[jovial marsh]

why is this conversation in eggwars?a

[vague hill]

because they responded to a joke

[jovial marsh]

ok

[ruby lily]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[ornate hornet]

Bruh

This guy

I am sorry to inform you

But that is wrong

[ornate hornet]

Ikr

[ornate hornet]

Tru

Bedwars got it main idea of eggwars

And hypixal created skywars and cc copied

That

So it is even I think

Righ :?

[crimson wasp]

there’s a huge difference if you couldn’t tell

[ornate hornet]

^^

[coarse shuttle]

I just love getting spawn trapped early game and gettimg 40 minutesnof torture by 2 dudes

[ruby lily]

could have left?

[ornate hornet]

It is banable

So you can report them

[prisma plover]

💀

[ornate hornet]

Lol

[sick plume]

anyone plays eggwars (in bedrock¿?

[fallow grotto]

Wdym

[golden escarp]

Eggwars?

[fallow grotto]

sure

Im bored

[golden escarp]

Discord call

better communication

[fallow grotto]

Bet

[golden escarp]

add me

[fallow grotto]

i cant for some reason

Whats your #

[golden escarp]

5068

[fallow grotto]

There

[hoary pollen]

@vague hill you should like leave so I can feel gud ab myself

:p

[vague hill]

why dont you feel good about yourself

[fallow grotto]

L

[sand flicker]

someone who speaks portuguese?

[opaque mauve]

Anyone wanna run eggwars bedrock

[maiden jacinth]

This game crashed my Minecraft

I am angewy I couldn't avenge @fallow grotto's ragequit

[fathom pecan]

Does anyone know how to solve this bug

[wise hatch]

u cant

its the void glitch

only solution is to leave

[fathom pecan]

they are not going to solve it, there is no time for this bug

[wise hatch]

fr

[next lava]

Anyone wanna team up

I keep losing with randoms💀

[opaque mauve]

I’m down

Plus look at our names 😎

[next lava]

I’m not the really the best player but sure

[opaque mauve]

Same

[jagged swift]

Ill join ya guys

@opaque mauve

If u want

[opaque mauve]

I like duos personally I’m not sure about him, I’ll add you though for sure. I’m always looking for new people to play with!

[next lava]

Add him

[opaque mauve]

Bet

He’s gotta add me back

[jagged swift]

Hey

Im back sorry

Do

U guys mind if I invite someone?

[next lava]

U up?

Does anyone wanna join to egg wars

So we can play squads

[quasi perch]

YO

[opaque mauve]

Yo anyone down to play in about 10-15 minutes?

[indigo pulsar]

Still down?

[spice holly]

who wants to play skywars/eggwars im a bedrock player with 5000+ wins and i can promise you a win, dm me if you wanna play

[fallow grotto]

eh not my best not my worst

[wise hatch]

Defeats the point of a duel

[bright urchin]

Hello

[mild geode]

Theres literally 2v2 duels normally

[wise hatch]

Yeah

But I mean like eggwars duels

[mild geode]

How does it defeat the purpose then

[ruby geyser]

theres not enough players for 2v2s

[half jacinth]

This game suck fr

[ruby geyser]

probably just a bug

[knotty bison]

Is eggwars bacicly bedwars?

[ruby geyser]

yeah but eggwars came first and it has different items and such

[knotty bison]

Oh ok thanks

I mostly play skyblock so I’m new

[ruby geyser]

cubecraft needs to fix it

[fallow grotto]

I don't think it works when partied, you'd have to send a duel request

if that doesn't work, you're out of luck

[abstract thicket]

Can anyone want to play with me?

[coarse shuttle]

I just net hazard yo

Met

[strong cypress]

@coarse shuttle what client is that?

Or texture pack

[fallow grotto]

probably utopia 16x revamp or mulberry 16x

[rugged pendant]

[strong cypress]

anyone up for play????

[strong cypress]

okay thanks

[fallow grotto]

I'm down

[strong cypress]

WHATS YOUE USER?

sorry had caps on

bruh i literally responded in 20 sec

[wise hatch]

Mulberry 16x by Chr7st

[prisma plover]

party glitch.
it shows in the party menu that there is 2 of 1 person. just disband and invite back

[ornate hornet]

Hi

[upper sinew]

Hey has anybody been sent to the shadow realm after dying in EggWars?

[wise hatch]

Like the void?

[upper sinew]

I'm tired of this bug, second time it happens to me, and I can't report it

[wise hatch]

Yeah

[upper sinew]

Once you die you appear "nowhere" and you can only see in blank

The other players can still see me floating

Lol

[supple galleon]

anyone wanna play?

[gloomy thunder]

Me and my friend we were playing egg wars and he died and found this secret room under the map

[sinful patio]

Ik about this

[slender goblet]

All the maps are offline

[prisma plover]

need servers

[fallow grotto]

OMG I HATE THAT SO MUCH

SOMETIMES IT DOESENT EVEN GENERATE THEIR ISLAND, AND I CANT ATTACK IT

ITS JUST BLANK, BUT THEY CAN SEE IT

[midnight plank]

I had it happen before the only thing I can do is to eat my golden apples

[wise hatch]

Oh wow the submissions got removed

Did cube find enough clips?

[spark magnet]

People weren’t following the right topic and they were using the channel to advertise their channels

I don’t think the channel come back ):

[wise hatch]

Prob why

[lapis helm]

hiiiiiiii

i new

[tight shale]

WHAT MAP???

[fallow grotto]

Dirty people grrr >:((

Me alone on an eggwars lobby 👁️👄👁️

[spark magnet]

Yes 😔

[spark magnet]

Make a wish lol

[serene hare]

Wana play

[fallow grotto]

I can’t rn rip

[plain sand]

Want to play some MinerWare

[prisma plover]

34s duos game

[prisma plover]

3rd best duos

[willow coral]

want a cookie

[upper sinew]

Is this some kind of ritual?

[wise hatch]

probably steve glitch (I think its back)

unless other people arent steves

[upper sinew]

Other ppl aren't Steves o.o

Just those standing there, very weird

[wise hatch]

oh

[left cosmos]

one time

my teammate killed me

how am I supposed to come back after that?

[grim notch]

🤨

What

[gloomy thunder]

@nonaembrand#3005 castle map

[serene hare]

Anyone wana play later on I’ll be on at 730 pm

Dm me

[serene hare]

Spleef them 😵‍💫

[earnest knot]

whats the record for the fastest time for teams of 4 because I just got 4min 29sec

[ruby geyser]

its less than a minute

[fallow grotto]

38 seconds

[full zinc]

Hi

[low mason]

Wait when they say they are all connected... does that mean if every lever in every server of cubecraft got swtched

it will do something?

[ruby geyser]

no

[ruby lily]

💀💀💀💀💀

[south nexus]

Do any of yall play ew duels?

if so whats ur pb

[tawdry saddle]

Egg vars nice

:blobparty:

[last snow]

PB?

[ornate hornet]

Personal best

[hybrid dome]

Any chance ice commin back? In winter ?

[velvet merlin]

maybe

[velvet merlin]

15 sec w final

against randoms

Hbu

[ornate hornet]

Lol

[ornate hornet]

He is a non who started egg duels

[velvet merlin]

good for him

you go kbm!!

[zenith violet]

Hiii

Holaa

#español・general ?

[sinful patio]

35 seconds by me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy3Hmyspd_A

[dense coral]

hi

guys

[prisma plover]

🥶 🥶 🥶 🥶

3rd

[fallow grotto]

e

[keen cave]

e

[keen cave]

∃

[fallow grotto]

e best letter

[keen cave]

ikr

[ornate hornet]

Cheats

He hacks btw

[sturdy carbon]

Sub min

[south nexus]

yoo ionnss

[velvet merlin]

yoo thats me

[wise hatch]

wat??

[velvet merlin]

what

[wise hatch]

u got 15 sec??

[south nexus]

Sqr Raptor7YT

wants to beat u

[velvet merlin]

ik

idrm

im mostly busy w studying

congrats when he does beat me

[south nexus]

What is the most wins you've got in 1 day?

mine is 200

[velvet merlin]

900

i got minimum 250 a day when i was still grinding

[velvet merlin]

couple times

[ornate hornet]

Smh

[velvet merlin]

like 4 hours a day

its not too crazy when you think abt it

not as bad as 15 hours 900 wins

[ornate hornet]

Yh tru

But still

Idk how u have the motivation

To continue

[velvet merlin]

i didnt at the end of it

just set a target, never miss it ever

also actually enjoy it

[ornate hornet]

Tru

I am more egg squads

[velvet merlin]

also watch films/listen to music

[ornate hornet]

Music op

[velvet merlin]

eggs squads is harder to nolife

[ornate hornet]

I normally do that

[velvet merlin]

since you actually need other nolifers

[ornate hornet]

Yh ik

[ornate hornet]

I have them

[ornate hornet]

But yh

[ornate hornet]

Do u still play egg duels

[velvet merlin]

i dont play much cc anymore

[ornate hornet]

A

H

[velvet merlin]

i mainly study

[ornate hornet]

Fair

[ornate hornet]

Fair play

You should play on weekends only

Because

It something to look forward do to

And set goals while studying

[velvet merlin]

you dont look forward to grinding

[ornate hornet]

No

But when I am in a vc

It is the best

That is when it is fun

And when I play on Friday

I want to hit 6k

[sinful patio]

Cant u keep a secret

[ornate hornet]

My sincere apologies

[ancient portal]

Table is a bad teammate bc he doesn't help you and let's your egg break

I'm so mad at him

[ornate hornet]

Bro

Calm

Down

[bright urchin]

Does anyone how i can see how many wins I have?

[south nexus]

@velvet merlin i saw u in the conea vid

[velvet merlin]

social menu -> profile -> game statistics

any games you like

[velvet merlin]

you mightve

[bright urchin]

thanks you

[south nexus]

ionnss can I 1v1 u?

rn?

[velvet merlin]

normally would love to

havent played at all today

maybe another time

[south nexus]

ok

[fallow grotto]

Imagine admitting it 💀💀💀

[vague hill]

joke

[willow oriole]

I can’t jump bridge in mc (that’s what I call speed bridge or mj bridge)
I can sprint bridge tho (no jumping)
I’m on a iPad
I usually do the ‘just to be on the safe side” gameplan where u get gear as u rush

[willow oriole]

Usually 40sec-1min for a duel win and I usually do two kills

[velvet merlin]

not bad for safe rushes

[velvet merlin]

im also on ipad

id recommend just going map temple, rushing with builder kit

its very rare you'll lose ganes, esp with mobile queuing

as long as youre competant

if you do wanna play safe thats fine, but dont grind it

not worth

[rough harbor]

@prime badger

[zenith violet]

Hiii

[midnight plank]

I don’t do safe rushes on duels the enemy probably don’t even have armor

5-20 minutes for solo with safe rush

[midnight plank]

I don’t grind

[velvet merlin]

you can consistently get below 25 sec w builder rush

whether or not you grind

[midnight plank]

Ok

[midnight plank]

I usually get 40sec to 1min

Still

[ornate hornet]

^^^

[midnight plank]

How much time do a pro get 100 eggwars duels wins
1 min per game +100min
1 in 20 games lose +5min
1 in 50 games extra long(5min) +10min
Queue time (10sec) +15min
1 in 20 ragequitter -1min
1 in 50 afk/instaleave -2min
Result=127 minutes (2 hour and 07 minutes)

[velvet merlin]

1 game a min accounts for leaving, losses and long games

and queues/crashes

if you avg 30, which is pretty reasonable

97 mins .-.

also if youre good, you'll only lose once in like 300 or so rand Qs

and long games should only ever reach 2 mins

and thats if you properly choke

[sinful patio]

I tried and it took for me around 90 minutes

[pearl mica]

Kwve e

[lilac jungle]

Join vc

Anyone

@mint jackal

[prisma plover]

i just got 45s, 55s, 59s, 59s, and a 1:01 1 kill away from perfect%
all back to back

in duos

[surreal forge]

[glossy musk]

ку

[solid heart]

@placid phoenix

[prisma plover]

ive got 425+ wins in the past 3 days

150 more today

[hardy flax]

Anyone want to play

[coarse shuttle]

Mulberry 16x

[midnight plank]

[random spade]

This is how you play eggwars right?

[midnight plank]

Ummm no

Too much blocks

Get gear in late game just to be safe

Even is u rush u don’t need space for that much blocks

[ruby geyser]

3 stacks blocks min

[midnight plank]

Oh ok the armor and sword is weird

🐰

[fallow grotto]

it's just australian edition

[random spade]

Thats just for the armor

[midnight plank]

Ok

[wise hatch]

Not at all

[midnight plank]

The armor and offhand is really wired

[random spade]

The armor is such a W

Its backwards

[wise hatch]

Fr

[random spade]

Double dia sword

[wise hatch]

Oh

[random spade]

Its a bit blurry but

[wise hatch]

That’s a lot of gold o-o

[random spade]

Yea

[wise hatch]

U are wearing boots on ur head

LOL

[random spade]

Double dia sword with full diamond boot

[wise hatch]

Where the double dia sword?

[random spade]

Here lemme get a scuffed pic

[wise hatch]

Lol

[random spade]

It doesnt protect you at all tho

XDD

[midnight plank]

Haahahaahahahaha

[wise hatch]

Prob not’]

[random spade]

Full dia chestplate does

I dont have a pic of full chest

[midnight plank]

It says u have 6 prot points

On the boot one

[random spade]

Yea

I do have this

Ikr

[midnight plank]

Bruh

[wise hatch]

Are u a two shot?

[midnight plank]

I got full spawners armor before in skyblock

[random spade]

no

[wise hatch]

How many then

[random spade]

I think 1.5 hearts per hit with a iron sword

Maybe 2

[wise hatch]

Oh

[random spade]

Which is the same as the leather chestplate armor

but the leather has 1.5-1 heart

Honestly I hope it gets patched

Hello

I alr send a report

This is my fav ss tho

[wise hatch]

Nooooo I wanted to try

[random spade]

U can do it now

Just make sure u dont win the game

Otherwise its abusing and I dont want that

Its backwards

Dw about it

This is bedrock so its a bit buggy

Naw I got riches

[wise hatch]

Nice

[random spade]

These ss's are amazing

Anyways if anyone wants to play just go to bedrock vc

[jagged swift]

Im guessing all you have to do is have you inv completely maxed out and then you buy armour

Pieces

[random spade]

Good guess

[jagged swift]

Idk

[random spade]

yea everyone just report it

[jagged swift]

One time they patched it now but I was buying blocks filled my entire inv and it just broke the game and put them into my off hand

I see lol

[random spade]

yea without armor its like taht

[jagged swift]

Whats wrong with it tho

[random spade]

And its been in the game for a while

[random spade]

Full leather chestplate armor has more armor points then normal armor

So you take less dmg

[jagged swift]

Oh darn

What abt all diamond?

[random spade]

All dia chestplate is the same

Just much worse

[golden escarp]

need people

sorry I am pissed at the people in eggwars

about 70 percent of them are AI

[vague hill]

whats the issue with that

[golden escarp]

the decisions they make in game put slippy decisions in star fox to shame

I am just going to tf2 now

[ruby geyser]

isnt that filled with bots

[tawdry hemlock]

https://youtu.be/lwwPuT0wgeQ

[crude dew]

Soul are u still there

[crude dew]

Hey guys anyone wanna play eggwars with me

[ornate hornet]

what is the problem in that may i ask?

[golden escarp]

I explained

[ornate hornet]

Still makes 0 sense

[old bison]

more bad people = fast games

based

[cyan crane]

Anyone wanna play duos

[jagged swift]

When did they add bots?

[golden escarp]

It was an expression.

[golden escarp]

I put it like that? oh ok

I am saying that some of the people that i play with are playing like AI because they make the some bad decisions.

I tell em guard the egg first and not push to get resources to early because enemy's will just run up with a pickaxe and destroy the egg.

I call them back to base because we are being pushed none came.

It is frustrating

[mild geode]

Then dont play with random teammates

If you cant carry them

Or deal with it

[ornate hornet]

Lamb

Mb*

Where tf did auto correct get lamb from

[golden escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-why-im-here-obi-wan-obi-wan-kenobi-star-wars-gif-18535648

[mild geode]

So

Dont complain

[shy tartan]

hi

[prisma burrow]

???

good combo for controller

[hollow harbor]

hello

im already playing sorry

[fallow grotto]

yeah

[jagged swift]

Then just like stop tryna rush and just play for fun

[golden escarp]

I never rush

[autumn field]

CAN SOMEONE PLAY

[nova shadow]

that would kinda be bigging them up a whole bunch.. most of them aren't even semi sentient let alone AI

[golden escarp]

That's what i am saying

I was being nice

which is why i called em AI

[jagged swift]

One day I joined the server went to main lobby and somehow it was like the really super old lobby with all the skyscrapers and stuff was gonna take a ss but was like nah it was prolly an update

Reloged after getting pink

And it was gone

[golden escarp]

Dude i wasn't talking to you

[final ravine]

Its ok

Im controller player too

[ornate hornet]

Tru

[ornate hornet]

May I ask y

[final ravine]

How much time you was playing on controller

[golden depot]

what is that colour saturation on red and purple i swear it isn't normally like that

[shy tartan]

someone is coming eggwars

[golden escarp]

Dude defend the egg

You can't respawn

are you serious

[wise hatch]

Most people don’t care if they lose their egg cause diamonds and gold exist in case you need to clutch

Plus it wastes time

And most people dont know how to rush

So as long as you rush them first

It wont be a problem

[golden escarp]

Bruh

[ornate hornet]

Y defend the egg

[ornate hornet]

^^^^

[fallow grotto]

pepejam

[forest sluice]

guys i need a duo

[abstract brook]

🥚

[icy charm]

how long will the season 1 in eggwars go?!!?

[wise hatch]

idk

[abstract brook]

a while

[fierce sedge]

i tried speedrunning

[prisma plover]

wr

[wise hatch]

^

[full lagoon]

tried to speedrun aswell

[golden escarp]

tomorrow?

[plain sand]

Wow, a very long game.

[faint estuary]

im down

[past rose]

Anyone 4s?

Anyone down for 4s?

Join vc

[ruby lily]

nah its wr

[wise hatch]

^

[peak kelp]

vc and eggwars anyone

[faint estuary]

im down

[fallow grotto]

im so insane!

[mild geode]

See a therapist

[abstract brook]

true

[marsh summit]

Anyone down for duos

[ornate hornet]

What

[ornate hornet]

Hi plucky

[ornate hornet]

Hi fur

[ornate hornet]

Bad

[ornate hornet]

This is better

Sorry

[mild geode]

Hi DeftJustMe

[ornate hornet]

Big fan

Ong

[mild geode]

Am i famous

Damn

[ornate hornet]

Yes

[mild geode]

For what

[ornate hornet]

Idk

Lmao

[mild geode]

Im bad though

[wise hatch]

nah Ive fought you

you're not ba

d

[mild geode]

Really depends on the day

Ping is crazy inconsistent lol

[wise hatch]

wats ur ping?

I average 120-160

it sucks

[mild geode]

Anything between 100 and 150

Ig

[ornate hornet]

Dam

Might must be

:£

[mild geode]

Lol

[ornate hornet]

Mine is 9…

But I sick so it is irrelevant

[mild geode]

Lol

[wise hatch]

I remember when we fought on cube and zeqa lol

u have very low ping

[fallow grotto]

You know you won the rivalry when all they do is leave whenever they see you

[ornate hornet]

Who won….

[royal gulch]

true

[full lagoon]

real my record is 29 seconds on castle

[ornate hornet]

Lol

[wise hatch]

I have the whole recording of our fights if you'd like

[royal gulch]

is that why you always left when nair joined?

[ornate hornet]

No

[fallow grotto]

🗿

[ornate hornet]

Cause u won then

Lol

[fallow grotto]

Foul Asf

@royal gulch I hope yo Pc explode

[royal gulch]

that would give me a good reason to buy a new one

[fallow grotto]

And maybe even motivate you enough to GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM

[royal gulch]

no im not gonna play java

ew

[fallow grotto]

You lied to me

[royal gulch]

about what?

[golden escarp]

When I am done with homework eggwars?

[dawn storm]

why did they remove the solo mode

[mild geode]

This is how most clips on this discord look

[wise hatch]

fr

[ember karma]

fr lmao

[peak kelp]

eggwars and vc anyone dm me

[grim notch]

💀

[wise hatch]

"most"

[fallow grotto]

☠️☠️☠️

10000 delay

[ruby lily]

@fallow grotto frfr the clip u posted in #🌳︱skywars and then called urself insane

[wise hatch]

When you get 200 ping for no reason and are getting instant combos

(Na)

[fathom merlin]

someone duos?

[nova shadow]

I always find that a shame.. I look forward to games where competent / known players join as you then know you're at least gonna have an interesting fight rather than just the usual uninteresting grind

[fallow grotto]

Exactly I be getting pumped seeing actual respectable players who give me and others a run for their money but then the match just gets disappointing when they leave

[nova shadow]

Yeah quite a few always leave. TBH I respect their decision but find it a shame as I love learning how others play and what strats they use. You don't learn too much from nons

[fallow grotto]

I always see people use the word but what exactly is a non?

[ruby geyser]

bad players

[wise hatch]

Bad player, no rank player, etc

[fallow grotto]

Ty

[orchid carbon]

Anyone up for late night Teams of 2?

[velvet merlin]

non donator

[compact viper]

does non donator include people who got ranks gifted?

[tough lynx]

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCS6F_-I_CrX4Loh3hDFRxRQ

[vivid forge]

lmaoo got 21 kills in games of 4

[pseudo harbor]

same

[fallow grotto]

Does tnt do more damage to armour than a sword?

[ornate hornet]

That is y I did not leave when I was vs u

I love playing vs people who r better then me

[wise hatch]

No

[nova shadow]

it really just means someone that hasn't paid for the game... non payer

[nova shadow]

same

[fallow grotto]

Ok, thank you, I didn’t think so but wasn’t 100% sure

[ornate hornet]

It is a challenge

But a fun one

[fallow grotto]

Annoying one when they only just build

[nova shadow]

I prefer to get the high ground. Everyone plays differently tho.. tbh skybasers aren't a challenge but actually add a little bit of different to a game sometimes.. they don't bother me

[errant apex]

POV: Your a non

[fallow grotto]

https://youtu.be/c3trbJDJXVU

10 hit combo

[ruby lily]

mid

actually nah low mid

[wanton juniper]

🤨

[fallow grotto]

Anyone interested in duos rn dm me

[covert geode]

Anyone down to play

dm

[midnight plank]

Get the low ground when pvping on a slope(remember 🐷?) because triangulation.
Also u might get bowed off by a stacked player.

[midnight plank]

I don’t have rank and I’m not bad???
Not paying a penny.

[random spade]

True

[wise hatch]

ok let me rephrase that

a non doesnt know how to play the game

[midnight plank]

True

[wise hatch]

I only got a rank to vote op and to select maps for grinding duos

[keen cave]

It's actually phytagoras 🤓

[fallow grotto]

A non is also a not known player ^^

New pet peeve

KBM players running away from a controller player

And then saying GG after throwing you off🗿

[wise hatch]

you throwing me off cranes still haunts my dreams

get it?

cuz its spooky month-

nvm

[fallow grotto]

It wasn’t even that bad tbh

Now imagine getting someone to .5 and then watching them change their gameplay to fortnite

[wise hatch]

just block urself in somewhere and gap

or run

cuz im weird

[modest horizon]

#💌︱team・help

[fallow grotto]

You gotta Train me one day

I know I’m good but I gotta learn on how to defeat a fortnite clicker

[wise hatch]

bruh Im not even good

I basically quit

been making texture packs

[fallow grotto]

🗿

Nah cmon I seen you play

You ain’t even that bad

[wise hatch]

this weekend I will

[fallow grotto]

The poetic justice it would be for me to hold number 1 on my first day of season 1

And to hold it again and keep it on the last day of season 1

I am In my journey of not touching grass but I can’t go god mode till I can defeat the fortnite clickers

[wise hatch]

I will become ur sensei then ig

[fallow grotto]

Already so much better than elytra

[royal gulch]

but will you get number one?

or even number 2

[wise hatch]

he prob will

[fallow grotto]

I am determined

[royal gulch]

now that im playing again

[fallow grotto]

But I’m number 2?

[royal gulch]

ik

cus i was sick

but congrats

[fallow grotto]

Ok?

[royal gulch]

but there is still a 300 difference with dragon

[fallow grotto]

Sensei back me up a Warrior harassing me

[fallow grotto]

I am determined to not touch grass

[royal gulch]

yeh i noticed

[wise hatch]

300 aint that much if you grind 24/7

[fallow grotto]

You even heard of the education system

It’s this crazy aaa thing where they got you in a building for 8 hours

And they don’t let you play cubecraft

[royal gulch]

yeh so annoying right

[fallow grotto]

Anyways back to grinding Sensei I will make you proud and at least get 50 wins today

[royal gulch]

i mean who needs school if you could get number one in eggwars

[fallow grotto]

Sthu

True tho I want it soooo badddd😭

[royal gulch]

btw its almost the time cc will put me in NA servers

[fallow grotto]

How?

[royal gulch]

bec most of europe is asleep

[fallow grotto]

Oh

[wise hatch]

even if you get 2nd you will have made me proud

[fallow grotto]

Like how you should be

I won’t be proud till I’m first

But thank you Sensei

Back to the grind I go have a good day everyone

[royal gulch]

no, my brake was so long i gave you a little too much hope

break

[fallow grotto]

Your break never mattered to me

What mattered was that I would be above the man I’ve been swapping places with since August 4th

[royal gulch]

btw i thought you went to hive, why did you come back

realized hive was boring af?

[fallow grotto]

Thought about

[grim notch]

It definitely is boring:/

[fallow grotto]

Decided I belonged here

[grim notch]

Only time I was interested in it was when bridges was added and I grinded that but soon got bored of it and went back to the eggwars grind

[royal gulch]

and it happened

na serevrs

servers

there goes my good ping

rip

[fallow grotto]

You not even on you lying aaa mf

Oh nvm you got back on

[wise hatch]

the combos are satifying

[royal gulch]

lol

[grim notch]

Also played the graveyard map a few days ago, it's my favorite map, didn't get to play it much because I kept running into TYSM Giggles and Awabat so I died like 1 minute into games💀

[grim notch]

Ye it is👍

[wise hatch]

I fought both of them once

[royal gulch]

i dont really like graveyard

[wise hatch]

I died to giggles then I died to a diff guy in awabats game

[wise hatch]

graveyard is bad imo

[grim notch]

Played like 8 games with awabat, man's is insane at minecraft, they never died in all the games i played with them💀

[royal gulch]

i like the maps that are circles

like sun

[wise hatch]

ye he is good

[wise hatch]

I like jungle and sun

[royal gulch]

1 sun 2 jungle 3 golf

[grim notch]

I'm always in desert

Or robotic

[fallow grotto]

I lost to fortnite again

[royal gulch]

?

[grim notch]

skill issue

[wise hatch]

do you want me to hop on rn to teach u how to deal with em lmao?

[fallow grotto]

Yuh

@royal gulch

[royal gulch]

?

[fallow grotto]

@wise hatch y’all wanna call

[royal gulch]

sure

[wise hatch]

I dont vc

srry xf

xd*

[fallow grotto]

@royal gulch mama wanna call

Grind later

[royal gulch]

you could join and mute if you want

[wise hatch]

ig

Nvm i gtg do something

[fallow grotto]

Alright mama it’s just me and you then

[royal gulch]

cc vc?

[fallow grotto]

Lemme test something out first

[grim notch]

Ah yes, going to the cc vc to play fortnite👍

[fallow grotto]

NO WE NOT PLAYING FORTNITE

we’re calling people who only build fortnite clickers

[grim notch]

🧢

[keen cave]

I'm a non then😔👍

[fallow grotto]

Liees >:((

[nova shadow]

that moment when you spawn in to an 8 player map with two other sweats and your game crashes 😦 😦

[fallow grotto]

I swear I just saw you

I swear I saw yo aaa

[nova shadow]

Yeah.. i crashed when the cages were released 😦

if iits not the games crashing its cube randomly kicking players out of games.... got kicked just before final 1v1 after a 1 hour mega battle last night.. uuuuugh

[cyan breach]

Anyone down to play eggwars?

[nova shadow]

wat did u mean by "Bruh really" just then in the game?

[fallow grotto]

You threw me for the third time in a row

[fallow grotto]

I thought we was fighting to the death that’s why

[grim notch]

Ye that happened to me too,ran into both Giggles and awabbatt-

[nova shadow]

I don't understand.. u called "meet at mid", which usually means "fair 1v1 at mid" but when I turned up you had better Armour and immediately railed me before I was ready, so after that tbh it was fair game in my eyes . Also.. I don't understand fight to the death when someone has better armour they're almost certainly gonna win plus I didn't have an egg you did.

[fallow grotto]

My fault I ain’t even check tbh natural instinct

[nova shadow]

ah no worries.. all good

[fallow grotto]

Cant wait to see you next time babgural

We tied 1-1

[nova shadow]

it's fun to play against you

[fallow grotto]

Cap🗿

YOU

WHY YOU KEEP LEAVING MY MATCHES BABAGURAL

You cant keep abandoning me I know I asked you once but I take it back😭

It don’t matter bruh don’t leave me😭

[distant glacier]

bruh

[prisma plover]

@light garnet susbaka🤪 pls stop winning or I will call the Cia (at 3 am) 😲 Sus

[distant glacier]

weird

[fallow grotto]

@light garnet Oh yeah make sure you don’t win to many matches or you gonna be in bigggg trouble

Aka ima beat the Blocks and Bricks out yo B Tchaaa

[distant glacier]

bro what?

[fallow grotto]

It’s the best I can say without my message not being sent

[plain sand]

???

[prisma burrow]

huh

[ornate hornet]

Same

[ornate hornet]

Makes sense

Tbh

[prisma burrow]

does anyone want to dm related noobs discord server

[cosmic atlas]

Hello

[prisma plover]

😭

[pseudo arrow]

WhitheredMold7

[fallow grotto]

🐰

[fallow grotto]

@wise hatch

[real quartz]

Anybody finna run it up on eggwars

[wise hatch]

I saw it

[fallow grotto]

ok

[fallow grotto]

🐰

[forest sluice]

u still want too?

[real quartz]

Sure

Dm call me

[forest sluice]

give me like 5 mins

[real quartz]

Ard

@forest sluice what's your user

[forest sluice]

dms

[fallow grotto]

When they stayed at base the entire match and come out after you eliminated 7 others and they say GG after killing you

[wise hatch]

new people like saying "GG" in full caps cuz its prob their first win but it rlly bugs me cuz it seems like they are so excited and screaming it

iidk why its just a weird feeling when u lose like that

[fallow grotto]

Or people like 🐰 JUST NOW CAUSE HE TARGETED ME AFTER LOSING OVER 7 TIMES IN A ROW TO ME

[midnight plank]

I say Gg or gg

[midnight plank]

???
Yellow stained glass(protection 2)

[ruby lily]

remind me to say GG next time i kill u

[plain sand]

This item is illegal.
Fill your inventory with any item that doesn’t cost tokens.
You will put on your items/blocks in the armour slot, then take it out carefully.

[wise hatch]

java or bedrock? I wanna ttry it for fun

[plain sand]

Bedrock

[wise hatch]

alright

[real quartz]

Anybody finna the play egg wars

[fallow grotto]

Shut up

[turbid summit]

😱😱😱😱

[fallow grotto]

Also if anyone see anything about me getting destroyed it didn’t happen

[turbid summit]

Cap

[fallow grotto]

That was my pet kangaroo playing ONG

[turbid summit]

I folded you

FrFr

[fallow grotto]

Nah not you

Straight up I was dragged and obliterated by a kbm on my own livestream

It was hard to look at

[wise hatch]

Rip

[fallow grotto]

Ones happened to me

[quick summit]

...

[fallow grotto]

Moin hätte jemand bock mit mir ne runde zu zocken?

[fallow grotto]

hey, is anyone on

[lament nebula]

Hi RelatedNoobs

[fallow grotto]

how long

ewelp

[golden escarp]

Is anyone up for eggwars?

[last snow]

Sure

[golden escarp]

Add me

[last snow]

What's your username?

[golden escarp]

Discord first

Bruh

I really typed that

what?

[ruby geyser]

same

[golden escarp]

what

what

welp

Goodbye

wow

[whole kraken]

Oh my God, why is the fast pickaxe so OP?

It’s unfair, I got slaughtered twice by the pickaxe. Why is a pickaxe of all things more effective

[midnight plank]

Good for spleef for 1.funny clip to replace all the fun bows that I can’t show and 2.quick clutch for win and 3.why not

[whole kraken]

What

[midnight plank]

The fast pick

I spleefed someone once and got spleefed once

[whole kraken]

Spleefed?

What does that mean

[midnight plank]

Blocks under gets broken

😱

🧱
❌

[whole kraken]

The efficiency enchantment exist

Yes, I understand that

But you can do the same thing with a pickaxe that has the efficiency enchantment

[midnight plank]

It’s way easier to insta mine using fast pick or a slime block bridge

[whole kraken]

But it’s unfair because people are using it in PVP knowing that they have the upper hand

[midnight plank]

Just watch out

Same thing happened to a person on another server

[whole kraken]

No, people are literally using it to kill people

Like, instead of using a sword, they’d use the pickaxe

[midnight plank]

He attacked carelessly and died

[midnight plank]

HUH

Weird

[whole kraken]

Yeah

It’s OP

You can’t get near anyone with the pickaxe if they use it like that

Because they could just spam click with it and kill you

[midnight plank]

Use wood to bridge or stack up

My strat

[whole kraken]

Still, people shouldn’t be using the pickaxe in that way

[midnight plank]

Also if you suspect someone have it(it’s found in mid only) be careful

[whole kraken]

It’s funny how a pickaxe is an effective tool for killing people, it’s not like the sword exist

[midnight plank]

Also is it skywars or eggwars

[whole kraken]

The speedy pickaxe?

[midnight plank]

If it’s in skywars

In eggwar it’s insanely expensive

[wise hatch]

you know you are talking abt a tool...

[whole kraken]

And?

[wise hatch]

its funny

[whole kraken]

Ok

If you’re not gonna contribute but instead make smug remarks, then I’ll ask you to leave

[wise hatch]

I was just stating a fact but ok .-.

[whole kraken]

Anyways

[midnight plank]

It is true

It is funny

[whole kraken]

The ‘speedy pickaxe’ isn’t fair due to its haste enchantment, it allows people to hit others quicker, people could push others easily

[wise hatch]

just crit abuse looool

[whole kraken]

Crit?

[wise hatch]

critical hit

[whole kraken]

Critical hit?

[wise hatch]

does more dmg then a normal hit

[whole kraken]

How do I do that?

[midnight plank]

Jump and when ur falling then hit

I don’t do that instead combo

[wise hatch]

accept my f req

[whole kraken]

Ok, thanks

[whole kraken]

Why?

[wise hatch]

cuz

I need to tell you something in dms