#š„ļø±eggwars
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I miss typed
its easier if u camp an iron sword
I was in a match lol
I died
oof
Shush
novelic we should play
I wasnāt really paying attention
why not
not in eggwars duos though Im 109 wins from 1k
squads?
my sister and I are getting 1k together lol
me you and geeky
sure we can 1v4 lol
my ign is just my disc name
sent
k
Im on
accept friend req
I do I just dont vc
ok
dang
Any one egg wars duo EU
W pearls and god apples should switch prices
the price of the pearl is good and the god apple only campers use those tbh unless a sweat needs to clutch against other op campers
Funny, I thought rushers didn't need God apples or full iron/diamond no matter what?
I meant like if its a 2v1 and they are cmapers
Still. To each their own ig.
Anyone wanna play?
anyone wanna join our squad, we need one more person, ideally rusher and has good statistics, we have a good win rate and over 7 days of play, lmk if anyones interestedšš¼
Hi
Over 6ft too then, huh?
If anyone wants to play duos lmk
Anyone wanna play
Huh, guess imaginewinningl just took an L
Lol
I never get tired of having fun with the absolute funniest guys, on the best team. #teamstarwolf
first time fighting 12 players at once , i had to change my armor like three times

Not the best team, but itās good that you have fun
Nobody should call themselves the bests, not even if you are first on any leaderboard ā ļøā ļø
i like to say that for any skill, someone is always better and someone is always worse. And if you ARE the best or the worst, it's not like you can tell
and leaderboards for cubecraft are based on NUMBER OF WINS which basically is just a measurement of how much time you spend
sure i have like 2400 skywars solo wins but i lose like 70% of my games
Agreed with this statement
what matters most, i'd argue, is consistency and then you would have to compare both wins AND win/loss ratio good luck trying to have that make sense
Same
An elo system works for 1v1 games but not a game like skywars
My genuine reaction to all of what was said:
Well, since I don't really see any other teams makin the claim to the spot, I'm just gonna go ahead and let #TeamStarWolf⢠keep the spot of best team.
But y'all do as you please :)
I mean, ain't really like any game like a #TeamStarWolf⢠game
You got that right, teacha!
Youāre riiight, leaderboards = time not skills
Agreed, leaderboards are meaningless
They are fun to grind though
Eh
Yeah cause it's 1v1
Or 2v2
Teams are even
2v2 is easy with a good teammate
and even then it's still a measurement of time
If youāre having fun while grinding then thatās actually very good, because almost every player that grinds for leaderboards they just no life the game, and plays 24/7 just for the wins
I dont grind them but I like playing/winning cuz its fun (and I need clips :>)
Yeah, I guess for #TeamStarWolf⢠it's more about the journey than the destination. Wins are neat, but how you get those wins is what makes memories
And ain't no one got as crazy games as good ol #TeamStarWolfā¢
What is considered a ācrazy gameā
Have you ever stared directly into the dark abyss, only for it smile back at you and say "There's a snake in my boot!"
If you answer no to that question, you've never experienced the level of crazy we do on almost a daily basis-
I can tell you what it's NOT.
A crazy game is more memorable than just rushing a base, clutching, getting the egg, and soloing a full iron team (with full iron) It's not getting a "cool combo" on a some guy and killing em. No, it's not as empty as any of what I have listed thus far, it's just madness. Like fighting a toy story cowboy who can fly, and then fighting a toy story astronaut who CAN'T fly but can reach you from across the map.
It's fighting a giant chicken.. (to clarify, guy in a chicken suit)
And somehow LOSING despite our best efforts
It's having to watch as a naked Steve makes his rounds around the map, getting every egg before now zeroing in on you.
Defeating a prospector, only for him to get revenge once you face him on his territory
But overall, it's this madness, these memories, and sharing them together, and overcoming some of the most unthinkable odds imaginable
I now understand
Building mountains, castles, death stars, hotels, and Squidward tortalinis house itself
You all are just mentally insane
Mentally insane like no other
Which is why it nothing but Fact when i say: There ain't no game like a TeamStarWolf⢠game
His name was GTeb
The greatest team, overcomes the most challenging of odds, not because of their individual strength, but because of their ability to work together.
And that, is #TeamStarWolf⢠at it's core
Eh I prefer duels and solos lol
I dont need a team rlly
You all have officially lost your minds
And with that, I'd like to continue my work.
Iād like to go finish your pack xd
lol good luck
Why did I ever agree to do pack making
I shouldāve just sticked to using chr7sts packs
Probably.
Could be that drive to become cubecrafts #1 pack maker, something along the lines of that lol
Hello
why does the party channel even exist anymore..
Idk where the server is to ask but anyone wanna play eggwars in cubecraft with me?
Iām VIP and can make it overpowered if u want
Could be that you haven't linked up your account or smth, idk
Nah, but maybe my friend Vel could, he doesn't seem very busy.
I need a team dm asap
squad*
No, team
good luck.
I need people who play constantly
I do
Ok
Looking for a fourth person in a party, let me know if you wanna join
Anyone š 4 duo partner?
Anyone duos no vc?
Me
I was falling asleep xD
Also Im never gonna be #1
Ah, I see
yea
Is there anything I can actually do about solo teaming. Just played a game and and two people teaming just genuinely ruined the fun
Forums report if u remember their names but cube doesnt rlly care abt cross teaming I dont think ive seen them get banned
Disgrace tbh
I hope they get banned cus I was going to win solo and these two started sharing armour and walking around with each other
So trash they accidentally killed one another at the end trying to shoot me
huh
Hey
Anyone duos?
Anyone wanna play bedrock eggwars?
Vc
Join bedrock duos
Updated finally..
Care to elaborate?
its a good map
Sorry, look at me using big words unnecessarily over here.. Care to explain?
easy for rushers to grind wins like I used to join their parties
its a good map
plus if U need to clutch like a 1v4
they have op dia gens
and I like sitting on top of the burger in the middle
the design is also great
I dont like the bottom part though
and its a 30 rush to mid :))
btw where did you get the pictures for all the maps
what he said
ty :))
And I hope you know that also means campers are a huge problem, you can glitch into the hollow structures, the millions of maxed out generators cause huge lag for players that dont have devices with a i10000 core processor, not to mention how small it is. You know it was a teams of 2 map and there were supposed to be donuts? Would've made it a lot better if they kept the donuts.
I like donuts..
why would u let them until they can max out generators?
campers arent a problem at all if you have a good team
exactly you cant its a rush map
you can all the teams out in like 3 mins
Cubecraft maxes the generators
Yes.
IT LOOKS GREAT
not look at the blocks its made of
I like the burger
also that
maybe I just like food
also the way to deal with the glitchers is tnt
ive done it b4
Everyone has
That doesnt excuse laziness of map design
Just fill in the structures
It's not hard
It takes like 10 seconds
How
You're not supposed to see the inside
its supposed to be hollow
You cant see the inside unless you glitch through
When was the last time you actually saw the map?
tell that to the designer staff
yesterday lmao
Same
I will go and take screenshot right now
if they can glitch in
Hollowness without reason = laziness
No.
ask if they have a reason then
cuz u dont know
cuz u never asked b4
go ask the designer staff
The only map better then food is mangrove
Also incorrect
Please try again (2/3)
shut up
Chances are up (3/3)
wat happens if I reach 3
The answer was laziness.
ok
I have to plug my nose to play it
sounds like a you prtoblem
And even then I can only last 3 seconds before it becomes an aroma
Then I inhale it
I have to jump into the void just to breathe
Have you ever had to jump into a void to breathe?
you're a human you breath like all of us why do you need to plug your nose over a map
no bc I am unvoidable
clutching exists
and kb reducing
wat does that have to do with anything
asked you wat
^
you didnt answer
^
I was saying go ask the designer staff if they meant to fill in the map
And I was saying go ask the designer staff if they meant to skunk spray mangrove
mangrove is a great map
I had to shower for 3 hours just to get the smell out of my uniform
you didnt give a reason why it sucks
??????????
ur fault u stink bruh
Was*
they said cake šššš
Because it doesnt exist anymore
in the thingy they made
Magic*
cakes there too
^^
No, you said is
Cake is 2nd
magic was great for rushing
its gon
Sadly
Anyone duos?
I will live
it doesnt count anymore
thats stupid
I will live to tell people how great Magic was
it was a good map but it no longer deserves to be on the list cuz its gone now
Must've inhaled the mangrove stench..
no we r just talking to u
gives brain damage
...So.. Mangrove is making you hallucinate..?
it was an ok map
Excuse you and your entire race?!
you could get tons of kills at mid
Ok is an overstatement.
cuz everyone went there
Gingerbread was recycled garbage from skywars.
k i l l s
Gingerbread was a Lucky Islands TEAMS OF 2 map
Why would you make that a teams of 4 EGGWARS MAP
It was nearly impossible to play on for longer than 3 milliseconds.
goodbye I wish to forget this convo
exactly
its a fast map
ok bye
Fast maps are easily the worst maps cubecraft could ever make.
A map is lower on the list the more it leans to one play style.
A map is more fun if everyone can have fun
And if anyone must know, the most bottoms of tiers are gingerbread, mystery and picnic!
Ouch, that hurts kinda
Mhm
Hey, If anything I'm only trying to offend the people over at quality assurance.
I agree with everything on A
'Quality' assurance.
Mhm
No no no, Leon.
Quality "assurance"
"Quality assurance"
Yes, overall.
that makes me think ur a mobile player
Sounds much better.
They r
Here we go again
I am.
u 2
š¤£
Here we go again
I could've sworn I've said that before..
Anyway, I'd like to meet the person who made mangrove.
I'd also like to suggest that cubecraft adds frebreeze as a mangrove exclusive item, for 9 iron.
*1 iron
Oh boy..this again
I'm gonna need more than one containers of febreze for that map
It should be cubecrafts' first free item.
And you should be able to buy it in bulk
4 stacks for no iron.
Actually it should just be sitting in front of the villager when you spawn in
Grab and go
ello
J_D is typing a whole essay
First time?
I'm sure one of my esteemed colleagues already stated, but I'll do it again anyway.
Maps are ranked higher on the tier list based on playability, design, care, and balance.
If a map is well designed in looks, has care but into the way it plays with the game, isn't buggy, and is more open ended for all play styles to be effective, the map scores high. The more categories a map fails in, the lower it goes.
So the bottom tier consists of blegh designs, bug ridden maps (Lag, build oversights etc), and lazy rehashes from other game modes.
Higher tier are maps that look great, play great, and overall welcome all players of all play styles (Rushing, camping, random dancing etc) to have a fair chance at winning.
This is all ranked based on feedback and examinations from mobile and PC players at StarWolf. We have no bias to any certain maps and simply list based on the above listed criteria.
The top maps are simply tributes to maps that were removed despite nobody asking for them to be-
So they are there as a form of justice to their former greatness.
jeez bruh
I'm a professional, what can I say?
Should have told us before .-.
My genuine reaction to all of what was said before J_D's message:
To whoever took the time to actually read through, thank you, and I appreciate you taking your time to actually try to understand where the tier list is coming from.
I finished reading 3 minutes ago..
To those of you who don't care, I hope you have a nice day
Well said, Wolf.
And to those who would like to voice their opinion on what I've said without finishing the entire thing
You know who you are
But again, have a very amazing day everyone! š
why is eggwars solos so much less popular than duos?
dont know
imo, solos are much more fun
anyone wanna play duos or squads? I keep getting awful teammates š¤¦š»āāļø
Yh
IDK about my team they always left
i have bad timing lol sorry!!
What in eu
NA #1
Is any up for eggwars Eu
not too gud for xp
I like squads for the 1v4s
It just feels more exciting to do than a 1v1
yeah It is but I die a lot cuz I rush with nothing LOL
Squad no fill be like
Looking for a duo
NA?
Someone play eggwars? im level 21
anyone wanna play eggwars duos on bedrock
Mega for 1v10
Anyone duos
??
kool
Duos anyone?
Quads or Mega anyone?
is it just me or does eggwars not work rn
Neither eggwars or battle arena are working
dang
Iāve been watching as the player count dropped by 1,000 players
it works for me
how bruh this game is dumb
ive been waiting for 30 mins now and it still doesnt work
Anyone down to play Xbox only
Anyone wanna play
Me!!
Anyone wanna play dm me
ok
Someone want to play egg with me?
sure
Can any one play egg wars with me
ok join duos
What you Minecraft name
whats your user
Eny on play egg wars doule
Hi who wants to play eggwars with me
Hey
Eggwars squad?
@north quarry
If anyone wants, mention me or talk at direct
Hello again, cubies!
As Kenny would say.
Well well well.
It appears after going into countless games with multiple VIP sweats, starwolf is on a bit of a streak again.
(Screenshot provided by pigma after our last dub ended)
It appears even this sweaty VIP was confuzzled about what had happened to him!
Oh uhh let me get a full view
Okay, my bad!
Ok NOW I take the screenie like so.. I give it a little casloisals.. aaannnd abracaschroice!
Just goes to show that, when #TeamStarWolf is giving out free Haymakers in eggwars, you'll wake up at home.
Enough said, have a nice day people.
Wait wait, I have a better one!
Just goes to show that when #Teamstarwolf is throwing our magic hands, you'll be left in a mystery.. (map)
the map mystery is kinda confusing
though I camped one game and made a big thing though
but my friend had to go
so I finished the game
Sounds fun.
eh
it was like a 1v2
and we were the 2
with no egg
he had an egg and we kept bowing him lol
Anyone who wants to play with me
bedrock?
I have bedrock and java
ok
Which one do u play
i have both but im bad at java, playstation or xbox?
Laptop
oh, im on playstation
š
vc?
Ok
Who is down to play egg wars squads ( Xbox vc we can use only discord is glitched )
What is it EU
Who wants to play with us
Is 30 min above average time for a game?
Red did a failed attack on our base, we attacked then after and won
A little above Average but I've had 2 hour games
Anyone wanna play duos?
YES
that's so long
my games r all sub 3 min at least
Good dubbies today.
Here's me watching the rest of my boys clap a sweat to death. (Ignore the beta pack)
Good day, my cubecraftians!
oh
Oh?
What are tokens and what are they used for?
The ones you get by breaking the gold block
Looking for a fourth person to join our squad, let me know if you want to join
Very accurate.
SUB 3 MINUTES?
Can I?
Unfortunately we disbanded an hour ago; however, you still down to play?
I am
You guys have room for one more?
a sweat in full diamond
aight
How peaceful
cubecraf broken
š
Idk why the concept of sweats not accepting their stat decrease is such a hard concept.
Who wants to play with me
Me
WHY DO THEY HAVE HANDS
whats broken
Hey I want to be an owner
Who wants to play egg wars
that's bad games too
my best is 43s duos
and 17s duels
and 58s squads
any1 party ?
Egg wars anyone?
Yo
Hi
Hello
Crewmates have hands, y'know!
I do
I even tell other sweats that are at 1 hp āIts ok to loseā
Then they run forever
Lol u just woke up as well?
Hi who wants to play with me
me bro
bedrock or java
I have both of them
bedrock ngl
i get more render distance n my potato
top 30!
Nice
Damn, I got my first game below 3 min, it was 2 min 43 seconds (I think)
Can cc get sued for calling it bedwars instead
Cause using an egg is just weird to me
bedwars was inspired by eggwars
eggwars is the original
I agree
yes
Who wants to play with me
Beautiful comeback today, boys.
.
Who wanna play
Me
well it is
Who tryna play
Yes
Wanna play
Sure
Add me Perkins022
Vc?
Can i join u
Sure ig
K
Yea
Yea
Vc?
We are on vc rn
Anyone who wants to play on bedrock join bedrock chat 2
Duos anyone?
What is your ign
Sure
Hi
Anyone eggwars bedrock?
Anyone eggwars bedrock? be able to vc
Anyone elseās game say that thereās zero players
i think so
any idea how long for
Nope
Yeah I was able to play bridges but not eggwars
Anyone want to play?
Server downļ¼
I think so
Its down and i was really looking forward to it rn
anyone down to play
Anyone on xbox that wanna play?
Anyone on bedrock who wants to play? Preferably eu and no mic
Whats ur ign?
JBrew2010 as spelled I just need a quick bathroom break
Okay
Sorry vc
We can win this
Come back to base
Ok
Super slide
Noooooo I hav to go sorry
Canāt vc, also still loging
Ooh thats maybe why
I on
Kk i invited u
No vc
tt
Yeah
I got diamond gen
Kk
Who dis
Amazing job.
Any duo?
AlguƩm duo?
Duo Any1
let's go? but I'm from Brazil
Speak English a bit?
Bedrock or Java?
I'm from brazil too, want to play?
Vamos, curte eggwars ou skywars?
Os dois
Espera eu acabar uma aq
E jĆ” vamos
Ok qual o nome da sua conta microsoft? O meu Ć©: DaviQgamer
Psn: KNG_Davi08
@sand flicker
GT: FOXCRAFT021
PSN: xMuRaLhAx_
Acabei a partida aqui
Quiser chamar party lĆ” na psn
@indigo pulsar
Ok
Hello anyone wanna play egg??
Are u guys considering making trios?
bro anyone playing bedrock needs to leave
this hurt man why you gotta say that
cmon man unless your on console theres no excuse
most of the times
I thought bedrock was for people that could get java, but didn't want to because java is way harder than bedrock, but your guess is as good as mine.
Other than that, what about mobile players??
why would you waste like 30 dollars on java then not play it and spend another like 20 dollars to play bedrock
it doesnt make sense
yes
Well, usually people will get bedrock first, hear about how sweaty the people over at java are, then stick to what they got.
tbh I got both for fun
Oh, so you do have java?
So bedrock isn't for people who can't play java, it's just for people.
for me I played bedrock first then switched to java for a while
Other than that, I stand by the notion that bedrock is primarily for console and mobile players alike.
but I had no friends on java so I switched back to ebdrock
I see
What about you, console player who believes in a PC free bedrock edition? Why do you play bedrock?
I just have bedrock cause that's what my computer can handle-
I guess mr. Console plays bedrock because he finds it to be easier.
So the lesson here today, kiddos, is that everyone is free to play whatever they want, regardless of whatever platform they may be on.
Wrong
@true oar you on now?
I couldnt move and i couldnt see anything idk what happened
its a glitch
you cant do anything
except to /hub
Ik
Picture if you will: A person completely unable to move and left with nothing to do except stare into the empty abyss.
The dark, empty, and cold abyss that is... The Twilight Zone.
This just a message to all the eggwars āsweatsā If you leave the game whenever you bouta die you just a Nerd
Third match of the day and 5/12 guys left when they got below 2 heartsšæ
I dont
Cuz I dont care abt deaths as long as I win lol
You are a true sweat Bless your soulš
thank you??
wow, I didn't know people actually do that
nerd move
Lol
Never seen anyonw do that
ppl do that?
Iāll get some clips later I thought a lot of people go through it guess Iām unluckyšæ
Duo anyone?
uhh i can in like a hour
alright
Can I dm u about something?
I canāt add u on discord or msg u
Um sure?
U gotta add me I think
The Twilight Zone we call that.
never done that
Never left a game ever
because I never dieš
I do sometimes but the thing that kills me most is myselfš„²
Actually nvm I'll leave if it's on normal, I really don't like playing on normal, in battle I would never leave
anyone down for 2s
sure
We need a trios game mode

^^^
Check out my new suggestion on Eggwars duels!
who wants free egg skins in bedrock?
bruh
who want to play
.-.
Duo Eggwars?
šæitās a clip of a dude leaving
To prove that the nerds I talked about do exist
Not a VIP begging for someone to buy for them.
skul
if its ur birthday wouldnt you get like money or something and gifts
I believe its fake
If it's my birthday, I wouldn't demand for anything, but I would be happy to get gifts from people. Not even money.
Nerd
This isn't a meme channel, where's your cubecraft watermark for a pass?
Thatās a thingšæ
no he is the only one who doesnt
Ha
He probably got vip for free (by realms), specially if you see their prefix
But still, asking for gifts its so annoying
heh cant
Eh
Eh
duos any1?
š for for a duo partner
sh
Anyone looking
the other day someone trapped me and my friend in our spawn with ob bc day ever lmao
fun
ikr
Must be nice.
Anyone want to play
Anyone wants to play
Can i play with u
Sure
Join the vc in which I am there
@spiral storm
Do one think come in my server
@spiral storm
Who wants to play
Family problem had to deal with it
Yes
Sure
Anyone want to play?
sure but can we get two more people
Okay
Duos anyone ? Looking to play with anyone
we can play with you
Yes
Anyone want to play
duos anyone
Hey join us
Anyone here who wants to play
Mornings, people! During a classic game of starwolf, we noticed one of the greens was acting weird, and likeā not trying at all. Turns out they were asking for help to get their teammate unstuck! Wouldn't ya know it, cubecraft has a glitch that keeps the cage there.
So being the good sports that we are, starwolf found a way to get him out, and he was saved! Afterwards, we gave them time to prepare for a fight, and obviously starwolf was victorious.
Still, not everyday that something like this happens
Yo. Anyone wanna play some Duos with me?
so u postponed his death
such a nice guy šš»
its a glitch where you get stuck in the cage
or the void glitch maybe
one of the two
Dude on the map dust in eggwars dous red is closer to the iron gen then blue or is it switched idk
you mean in eggwars duels on the mini map of desert?
Yea
Unless you play Cubecraft lol
Well, my team and I don't really play 60 games in a day, so I guess for #TeamStarWolf it's a rare sight ig
I mean weird stuff like this is a typical Cubecraft thing lol
Almost a feature. Log in and wonder āhmm what will break todayā
bruh i shot someone off a bridge and shot them again as they were falling but medal was having a seizure or something and didnt clip it
oof
Eggwars??,
SURE
Similar thing happened to us the other day
But instead of being nice
We broke their egg killed the rest of their team
Killed everyone else in the lobby
And then me and my friends chatted and messed around for 45 MINUTES
Until they disconnected
:))
Yes well, only a sith deals in absolute garbage plays.
anyone want to play
š
^^^^
U tried the new duel mode bro?
Overpowered = I have no skill
For ctf duels?
Just in general
I just have how the actual pvp takes so long to kill someone
Most of the time kills in eggwars have to do with voiding people
Lol
But I mean it only fun to camp for diamonds armor
is being on as region an excuse for getting 54-0
.-.
Why did u do that?
they r mostly mobile players
but the ones who are pc are sweaty
lookin for a teammate for eggwars 2s on bedrock eu
both not really good but asia is the worst
Looking for someone to play EggWars mega on Bedrock with...
Man, it's great that I was able to participate in helping with the content of this season. I love the cubecraft team!
This bouta be crazy
Got me pumped Fr someoneās name can be marked in Cubecraft history Foreverš«
Iām really excited
to play this tomorrow
ok
whos down for some duos
@fluid otter egg wars?
Are there slime blocks in the redstone shop?
Am I the only one who misses OG eggwars
Yes
lmao
No
you can make a flying machine
Shut up thatās why Iām on it and you aināt
Before birthday got removed
Before egg curses
I'll give u that
6 gold
That's the most expensive item
In the redstone shop
I GOT ASSAULTED 2 SECONDS IN THESE PEOPLE ARE DIFFERENT
When did you all start playing?
thats broken
2021 Easter
2020 summer.
So for like 20 gold I can craft a fully functionnal flying machine
Make a tnt dispenser on it for extra laughs
That might be something the devs didnāt think about.
Why did they add redstone
Ooh so you can
the other one i forgot the name of the way to get up to the egg gives u time to kill the player
kinda stupid
idek