🪓︱skyblock

[vale aspen]

Its a mixture

[untold turret]

Git?

[viral trench]

thats a uk thin no?

[untold turret]

yeah , like you’d say you old git

[vale aspen]

At north it is snowy, in the mid it somewhat hot, in the south its cool humid temperature

[untold turret]

just means like stupid really

[viral trench]

😭

[blissful sinew]

what do you guys think is the weirdest word in you language?

[soft widget]

british baka

[vale aspen]

Github

[soft widget]

the word "weird"

[untold turret]

I mean I just speak English

[blissful sinew]

Ahha whhh

Why*

[vale aspen]

Pneumonia

[viral trench]

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

[untold turret]

that’s not a weird word

[viral trench]

debatable

[untold turret]

slimy I think it’s weird

[viral trench]

hev

Thats one

[untold turret]

yes

WOAH

[soft widget]

only word thats weird is literally the word wierd. its in the name

[vale aspen]

The most wierd word just for a common cold - pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[viral trench]

0895 is also one

[proper surge]

I js wanna play skyblock😞

[untold turret]

there acc numbers..

stupid

[viral trench]

😭

[untold turret]

has anyone watched big bang theory ?

[viral trench]

I feel like hev0895 rn

[vale aspen]

Meee

[viral trench]

My mom is obsessed with it

[untold turret]

what about the US office

[vale aspen]

Idk about that

[untold turret]

wth

It’s beautiful

Stunning

would rather die than never watch it

[soft widget]

isnt it called "the office" not "us office"

[blissful sinew]

I’m waching greys anatomy

[vale aspen]

I'll check it out

[untold turret]

Stop I’ve finished it

[untold turret]

Yeah but there’s a uk, us and Australian one

[soft widget]

ahh different flavors

[viral trench]

An aussie office? 😭😭

[stiff coral]

skyblock open??

[blissful sinew]

Reallyy? I’m on season 6 or so

[untold turret]

It’s acc good

[soft widget]

nope

[stiff coral]

YES

oh..

[untold turret]

It gets so good

[stiff coral]

ok 😦

[vale aspen]

U guys checked loki?

[viral trench]

Like the villain?

[soft widget]

my bad that was a typo and was messed up

[untold turret]

Is that like marvel

[blissful sinew]

I’m litterly obsessed with it

[vale aspen]

Yeahh

[soft widget]

yes it is

[untold turret]

Who’s your fav?

[quasi prism]

what is the probleme for skyblock ?

[untold turret]

maintenance

[soft widget]

updating to 1.21

[blissful sinew]

Mcsteamy but hes dead🥲

[vale aspen]

No hugs and kisses
Only bugs and fixes

[soft widget]

why doesnt anyone open and read announcements channel XD

[viral trench]

While sb updates smp goes crazy

[untold turret]

my fav was izzy, but I don’t really have one now

[quasi prism]

all right

[vale aspen]

Hmm

[blissful sinew]

Loved her too!

[vale aspen]

U on which island?

[modern quest]

Thé modo is noob

[untold turret]

that’s mean

[modern quest]

Open Channel of annoncement

[vale aspen]

Btw on which island are you all in

[robust stirrup]

karen

[soft widget]

most probably solo.

[vale aspen]

I mean which biome island

[soft widget]

incorrect. im glitter fart

[modern quest]

Modo is noob bro

[untold turret]

Incorrect your beard man

[quasi prism]

https://tenor.com/view/soundmap-servers-soundmap-servers-app-music-gif-17219563064845905953

actually servers

[soft widget]

you would be the same after the 30th one asking here instead of announcements.

[modern quest]

I asked when will the maintenance end and he told me we don't know

[robust stirrup]

yea and? people can ask that

[soft widget]

yes,, and

[untold turret]

Beef in the Skyblock chat goes crazy

[soft widget]

can i not answer how i want or not at all

[viral trench]

Pillsrs of fortune anyone?

[vale aspen]

Bro do u really release glitter on farting @soft widget

[blissful sinew]

Yes

[robust stirrup]

you don,t have to answer it every time you know

[haughty sedge]

Still nothing?

[quasi prism]

repair the skyblock pls !

[untold turret]

I lied, I do say Bottle uh watuh

[blissful sinew]

Yeah!

[soft widget]

so actually answering dozens of times makes me a karen instead,, of idk.. helpful?

[quasi prism]

i payed for him

[vale aspen]

I would do it but its not in my hand so sorry ✋🏻

[viral trench]

dont worry i know..

[viral trench]

Lets do it

[blissful sinew]

We should make our own discord and play a game together!

[vale aspen]

Lol

[remote aspen]

Is it back up yet?

[soft widget]

imagine getting dirt, water and cobble. make a skyblock island on a pillar.. well until someone spawns a vex or something.

[modern quest]

I asked when will the maintenance end and he told me we don't know

[untold turret]

No

[vale aspen]

Im doing it

[remote aspen]

Doin what

[vale aspen]

There are many wires in there so it would take time

[vale aspen]

Maintenance

[untold turret]

fix them wires

He’s doing the wires

let him cook

[remote aspen]

Bro is doing the virtual wires

[vale aspen]

They are real wires to which im chewing them off

[untold turret]

he’s a squirrel…

[vale aspen]

The nether

[vale aspen]

Yeah

[soft widget]

doubtful. update to 1.21 currently. might have more islands in the future with the new stuff. hopefully anyway

[vale aspen]

Nahh

[untold turret]

I want camels

yeah a camel quest

[vale aspen]

I want flowered acacia leaves and wardens

[simple flax]

BUFFSTONE SWORD HEY NEW ROBERT

[untold turret]

what is happening

[simple flax]

AGLITTERFART GOOD MORNING

[soft widget]

the best kind. unless its a thick fart, then its rainbow cookies i guess

[simple flax]

YES YOU ARE!!!

[untold turret]

I’m Robert aswell actually

[simple flax]

We really have to go over this again?...

Hev youre too nice to be robert, he's an evil man

[soft widget]

been a long day. of nothing. XD

[rigid ore]

What did I join on witnessing lmao

[simple flax]

fine youre not robert

i miss robert though...

Last night was intense in the skyblock discord

things got MESSY

[brazen beacon]

still waiting for the maintenance to be over 😔

[rigid ore]

Messy?

[simple flax]

OH YEAH REAL MESSY

[vale aspen]

I'll invite you in my bday party to spread glitters

[untold turret]

guys who is Robert

I want to know

[rigid ore]

Now I'm curious

[vale aspen]

You're robert

[simple flax]

robert was a frustrated zenophobic guy in here yesterday and naomi is the future mother of his baby and im the uncle

HES COOL THOUGH WE MADE AMMENDS!!!!

[rigid ore]

Maybe we are all Robert

[simple flax]

you do NOT want to be robert

[vale aspen]

Im not a robber

[soft widget]

best double the food. i need all the fooood

[vale aspen]

Yeahh and i will mix fart boosters in that

[untold turret]

What is happening

[simple flax]

FART BOOSTERS NORMAL SQUIRREL YOU'RE CRRAZY

[soft widget]

he has upgraded to Ascended glitter squirrel.

[simple flax]

Deep breaths hev it'll be okay

[untold turret]

no I’m stressed

[simple flax]

ITS OKAY HEV DON'T STRESS. WE NEED SKYBLOCK REHAB

also robert has a very powerful brain, we think he was being mean BUT HE WAS TOO SMART TO UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!

[untold turret]

I’m scared of this Robert guy

What is he comes back

[simple flax]

well i dont see him on the server anymore so either he changed his pfp or he left:(

HE WAS FIGHTING WITH BRITISH GIRLS THEY WERE BLOODY MAD INNIT

but me, as the noble protector I am, saved them from his harsh tellings

so yeah thats kind of what you can expect of me

[untold turret]

I am British

Omg

He’s gonna get me

[simple flax]

DONT WORRY BRITISH LADY

[untold turret]

omg I think I see him outside my house

[simple flax]

what color is his shirt

(if he's wearing a shirt)

[untold turret]

it’s green

[simple flax]

yup thats him. hide. im on my way.

im not even kidding his pfp had a green shirt

[robust stirrup]

oh no

[simple flax]

iris... dont. move. he's near

[untold turret]

he’s inside my house he’s eating my bread

[simple flax]

sounds lowkey chill tbh

mad tings

[robust stirrup]

oh no

really sadd

[simple flax]

:(

[untold turret]

he’s now hoovering

[spring forge]

I hope they open the skyblock

[simple flax]

HE CAN HOVER?! okay roberts growing on me

[cunning bear]

Most casual npc conversation

[spring forge]

Bruh

[untold turret]

I’m not an npc

I’m a real life hev

[robust stirrup]

same

[cunning bear]

Thats what they all say

[untold turret]

who’s all

Just me

[simple flax]

NOTICE: SKYBLOCK WILL BE BACK
             ONLINE IN 5 MINUTES
    WE'RE SORRY FOR THE DELAY

EVERY PLAYER WILL BE GIVEN 1000 XP

[untold turret]

fake news

[quiet nova]

So fake

[simple flax]

NO ITS REAL IM ON RIGHT NOW IM LOSING MY MIND!!!!!!

[untold turret]

wow jack, didn’t expect that from you

[robust stirrup]

jack when you lie? what do we get

[simple flax]

fooled

4 MORE MINUTES I CANT WAIT!!!

[untold turret]

so mean

[simple flax]

IM FROTHING FROM EXCITEMENT

[untold turret]

froth somewhere else u liar

[robust stirrup]

i hope your not make a lie

[simple flax]

you cant escape the froth

[untold turret]

Roberts gonna come get you for lying

[simple flax]

i've defeated robert once before...

[cunning bear]

Are you all mentaly ok?

[simple flax]

AND I CAN DO IT AGAIN!!!

[untold turret]

he’s coming back stronger

[simple flax]

oh no....

[untold turret]

BEACUSE U LIED

he’s real mad

[untold turret]

No x

[cunning bear]

NNN

[untold turret]

guys I want skyblock to open

[simple flax]

nut every day november

3 MINUTES HEV HOLD ON

[robust stirrup]

thats a lie

[untold turret]

your lying 😦

[simple flax]

right slag innit

[untold turret]

woahhh

[simple flax]

WAIT I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS SORRY

[untold turret]

PHAHAHAHHA

[simple flax]

THE LADIES WERE CALLING ME IT

[untold turret]

WOAHHH

IT MEANS I SLEEP WITH EVERHINE

[simple flax]

SIKE I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS HEV

[untold turret]

WOAH

JACK THATS A LOW BLOW

[robust stirrup]

joke

[austere dagger]

Real?

[simple flax]

YUP ITS UP IM ON

[untold turret]

liar

[robust stirrup]

lie its not on

[untold turret]

I just checked

you guys are mea

Mean

[simple flax]

yeah cmon guys youre stressing hev and iris out

[untold turret]

YOUR STRESSING ME OUT

[simple flax]

BLOODY TEA YEAH?

xx

[untold turret]

you absolute slag

[robust stirrup]

ARGGGG

[simple flax]

SO WHAT IF IM A SLAG

IM PROUD TO SLAG

[untold turret]

bet u smell like beans on toast

[simple flax]

ME?!!!! COMING FROM YOU HEV??!!! TEEFS?!

[untold turret]

slag

[simple flax]

let me see them chompers hev

them teefs

mafs class innit

[untold turret]

I speak normally thank you

And my teeth are all there

[simple flax]

IM KIDDING HEV IM SURE YOURE LOVELY TO SPEAK TO

[untold turret]

WHERE ARE YOU FROM

LET ME MAKE FUN OF YOU

[robust stirrup]

jack is gonna to fall fown i think

[tired prism]

Is skyblock back on

[untold turret]

no

[robust stirrup]

no

[tired prism]

: )

[simple flax]

USA DO YOUR BEST 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🦅 🦅🦅🦅

its up

[tired prism]

Oh

[untold turret]

I won’t get too political

[tired prism]

Ill join

[simple flax]

ok

[untold turret]

usa smells like chicken or smth idk

[simple flax]

CHICKEN SMELLS AMAZING

[tired prism]

Bro its ronald mcdonald vs koala harry

[simple flax]

actually im from kentucky so thats appropriate

[untold turret]

ong original recipe

[simple flax]

we have better chicken spots than KFC tho

[untold turret]

raising canes 😝

no

[simple flax]

yes robert

[untold turret]

he’s not Robert.

[austere dagger]

Its only usa ?? Or Germany too

[simple flax]

you're the better robert

canes is pretty good, but the best spots are local

[untold turret]

like where

[simple flax]

I LIED BETTER ROBERT

[untold turret]

chicken is murder

#VEGAN

I’m kidding pls

[tired prism]

Did they say anything about skyblock

[untold turret]

no

[simple flax]

INDI'S IS THE BEST CHICKEN

yeah its up

[tired prism]

Ugggghhhh

[untold turret]

Don’t believe anything that jack says

he’s a liar from America

[tired prism]

Its not up

[simple flax]

EES A LIAH INNIT

[untold turret]

he’s also a Karen

[simple flax]

bloddy hell

[untold turret]

I DONT TALK LIKE THAT

[simple flax]

BLOODY

I DO

[tired prism]

Whats a male karen

[simple flax]

thats how americans talk love xx

[untold turret]

no you don’t u American

Americans talk like this

OMG I JUST LOVE BEING SO RICH AND EATING CHEETOS

oh

Thought it was accurate

[simple flax]

RICH?!?!?!

[untold turret]

I’m American and I love American things

Is that better

[simple flax]

78% OF AMERICANS LIVE PAYCHECK TO PAYCHECK!!

[tired prism]

OmAgaWWWD I JEST LLOOOOVE beiNg wealtheeeeey aNd munChing on mah cheeetosss

[untold turret]

Hahaha

[simple flax]

we have the richest people but everyone else is broke

[untold turret]

are you broke

[tired prism]

What about who check pays

[simple flax]

not broke but def not rich!!!!!

[untold turret]

woah

[simple flax]

HEV - Hybrid Electric Vehicle

[untold turret]

I miss skyblock

Hev is an abbreviation of my name

[simple flax]

ohhhhh i thought YOU WERE A CAR!!!!

[robust stirrup]

me too

[untold turret]

woah

[simple flax]

iris thought that too

[untold turret]

Idk how to take that

[robust stirrup]

noo not that

[simple flax]

START HONKING

[robust stirrup]

i miss skyblock

[austere dagger]

Same

[tired prism]

Is qkyblock dead

[untold turret]

Woah

[robust stirrup]

ooooohhhh danmmmmm

[simple flax]

CUBECRAFT SKYBLOCK

ATTENTION: DISREGARD THE PREVIOUS NOTICE.
THAT MEMBER IS NOT A PART OF OUR TEAM AND
HAS BEEN BANNED.

SKYBLOCK SERVERS WILL BE PERMENANTELY
SHUT DOWN EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY

WOW BIG NEWS

[untold turret]

GET A BLOODY LIFE

SLAG

[simple flax]

you said the word...

THIS MEANS WAR

[untold turret]

BAG OF SLAGS

stop no I never

you didn’t see that

[tired prism]

Did the lumberjack running skyblock get publicly executed

[untold turret]

💯

[simple flax]

IM AT WORK RIGHT NOW TO AFFORD RENT

[untold turret]

I love old people

[simple flax]

BLOODY

[untold turret]

Stop

Rn

[simple flax]

S

L

A

G

[untold turret]

You absolute clown

[bitter oak]

Skyblock been maintenanced for at least a day now, it’s defo gotta be an update

[simple flax]

I'm not kidding I was a clown for 34 years

in the traveling circuis

[untold turret]

how old are you…

[simple flax]

84

[untold turret]

I’m 198

[simple flax]

Those were the days...

[untold turret]

I win

[simple flax]

clowning around

[bitter oak]

He’s 13 at the maximum

[untold turret]

PHAHAHA

I thought most people on here were 18+

[thorny wharf]

my game just crashed trying to open skyblock

0_0

[bitter oak]

Discord is 12+

[simple flax]

im 25

[untold turret]

liar

[thorny wharf]

13+

[untold turret]

I don’t believe anything you say

[simple flax]

im serious!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEV

[tired prism]

Bro im still in my moms womb 😭🙏

[untold turret]

My names not Diddy sorry

[tired prism]

Im -2 months old

[vale perch]

Lunchly older than bro 😫🙏

[tired prism]

Knee surgery older than me

[plush musk]

does anyone know when skyblock is up again

[simple flax]

its up

[tired prism]

Dont trust him

[pallid cypress]

trolling

[simple flax]

you must be bugged. try restarting your computer and wifi and home power

[untold turret]

LIAR

[simple flax]

HEV

[tired prism]

Hes a liah piah pants on fiah

[plush musk]

i know i keckt it a min ago

[untold turret]

BLOODY HECKING BAG OF SLAGS

[simple flax]

WHATS HEV SHORT FOR

[untold turret]

you’ll never know

[simple flax]

BLOODY HEATHER YE?! SLAG NAME INNIT

[untold turret]

WOAH

[simple flax]

YEAHHH

[untold turret]

that’s not my name

[simple flax]

oh

[untold turret]

My names haggis

[simple flax]

YOURE A WIZARD HARRY AHH NAME

[remote aspen]

IS IT BACK UP YET?

[simple flax]

YES

[untold turret]

No

[tired prism]

OIGHT MATE IVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SKYBLOCK BOLOCKS IM GONNA NEED A BLOODY KNIFE SO I CAN FIX THE GAME ON ME OWN

[untold turret]

JACK STOP U 13 YEAR OKD

[simple flax]

IM DOUBLE THAT I TURN 25 ON THE 11TH

[remote aspen]

IMMA JOIN U ON THIS SIDE QUEST

[tired prism]

OIGHT ALISTAIR ME BRUV

[misty quarry]

You guys going nuts over it is starting to make me go nuts over it

[untold turret]

Go bloody nuts

[tight basin]

is skyblock still down i dont feel like checking

[untold turret]

Yes

[remote aspen]

LETS GO🔥🔥🔥🔥

[simple flax]

CUPRAG GOOD NEWS ITS BACK UP IN 5 MINUTES

[untold turret]

JACK STOP

[tired prism]

MATE NO SKYBLOCK IS NO HAPPINESS

[remote aspen]

YES

[misty quarry]

I’m not 9

[remote aspen]

NO SKYBLOCK = NO AIR

[simple flax]

OR WHAT?!?!?! I SERIOUSLY DONT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!

NO SKYBLOCK NO LIFE

[untold turret]

I’m gonna hack into Skyblock and ban you for life

[simple flax]

you wouldn't...

[tired prism]

NO SKOIBLUCK NO KNEE SURGERY

[untold turret]

Oh I bloody would

[simple flax]

yeah?

xx innit

[untold turret]

Init

bruv

[simple flax]

lad

[untold turret]

Wasteman ting

[tired prism]

OI WHO MADE CUBECRAFT

[untold turret]

My nan

[simple flax]

bomBomboclaat

[misty quarry]

Bruh

[tired prism]

WHERES UR NAN MATE

[misty quarry]

They would probably announce when it’s back up

[untold turret]

asleep probs

[simple flax]

aw

:)

YER NANS A SLAG

[tired prism]

WAKE HER UP AND TELL HER TO GO TO WORK

[untold turret]

she’s retired

[tired prism]

SHE HAS A SKYBLOCK TO FIX

[untold turret]

She sleepy innit

[simple flax]

IN AMERICA WE NEVER RETIRE WE WORK TIL WE DIE!!!!! THATS THE LIFE!!!!! 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅

[untold turret]

Erm

Jack do you have any degrees or anything

[simple flax]

yeah

bachelor of science in digital media & design

RAWHHH

[untold turret]

Really? That’s cool

[simple flax]

yeah thanks

[arctic depot]

Game back?

[simple flax]

yup

[untold turret]

No

[viral trench]

i wish

[untold turret]

I’m in college

[simple flax]

YER AT UNI YE?!

[viral trench]

u littehl ghit

[untold turret]

no

I do law, psychology and criminology A levels

[simple flax]

awesome

[untold turret]

It isn’t

[viral trench]

I cant even spell psychoology

[simple flax]

wait does that mean you can read my thoughts?

[untold turret]

yes

[simple flax]

f

[untold turret]

your thinking about Skyblock

and when you turn 15

[simple flax]

thats enough hev

[untold turret]

Get out of here !

He’s 13…

[simple flax]

oop

[untold turret]

KIDDING

PHAHAHAH

[simple flax]

DANG

[untold turret]

THATS FOR LYING

[simple flax]

HEVV!!!

[untold turret]

THATS SO FUNNY OMG

[simple flax]

silly slag

[misty quarry]

You sound disappointed that he’s not 13??

[unkempt horizon]

What convo did i just get into

[untold turret]

PHAHAHHAHA

you went into defence mode so fast

[simple flax]

WAIT WHATS GOING ON

NOOO

[untold turret]

THATS SO FUNNY OMG I CANR

that’s so bloody good from me aye

No hes 18

[simple flax]

good on ye aye xx luv

[viral trench]

excuse me

[untold turret]

PHAHAHH

[simple flax]

:)

[untold turret]

he complemented you

Then freaked out and deleted it

it was so funny

[simple flax]

sorry jd i didn't know you were a little handsome boy

[untold turret]

that’s class

[misty quarry]

He said ur muscles get the blood flowin

[untold turret]

I love this discord

[simple flax]

who needs skyblock

[viral trench]

Thank you cuprag

[simple flax]

I DO I DO

cuprag flirting with jd???!!

confirmed

[untold turret]

woah

he’s 13…

[simple flax]

nice try hev you slag heathen

[misty quarry]

Not me, you

[simple flax]

he thanked you idk

[untold turret]

my house smells like paint

send help i think im high in fumes

[simple flax]

mine smellS LIKE FRIED CHICKEN

[untold turret]

course u American

[simple flax]

IM HIGH FROM DIFFERENT KIND OF FUMES

[atomic yew]

You’re all weird asf

[misty quarry]

I’m high in fumes

[untold turret]

thanks

[simple flax]

PICANTO SKYBLOCK IS BACK UP

[untold turret]

Jack, I swear

I’ll get my nan to beat u up

[simple flax]

please i like that

[atomic yew]

As much chance of skyblock coming back up then there is Kamala sleeping with Trump

[untold turret]

erm

[simple flax]

ID LIKE A VIDEO OF THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[untold turret]

oh

[atomic yew]

Fair.

[untold turret]

Jack do you enjoy American politics

[simple flax]

no

[viral trench]

I turn 14 in like 4 months im so excited

[simple flax]

OH

[untold turret]

Yeah he’s young

[simple flax]

wowee errrr

[untold turret]

what were you saying about his muscles again?

[viral trench]

Im not that young

[untold turret]

artemas hey

[viral trench]

artemas my dawg

[untold turret]

you enjoy his music

[viral trench]

yes hes great

[untold turret]

You were a dream

interesting

[atomic yew]

SKYBLOCK IS BACK UPPPPP! You have to restart your console (whatever you’re on) then log back in

[simple flax]

YESS!!!!!

[viral trench]

I dont listen to fakers

[viral trench]

you were just a dream

[untold turret]

Liars

[simple flax]

I LIKE BEING LIED TO AND BEAT UP BY UR NAN

[untold turret]

WHAT THE HELL

FREAK

[simple flax]

kink shaming? on my favorite minecraft server's discord? wow. i expected more from you hev

[untold turret]

I’ve got hunters chicken and a jacket potato for dinner

[atomic yew]

How old are you lot? Go play outside

[untold turret]

erm I don’t like it outside

[simple flax]

IS EVERYONE HERE BRITISH OR SOMETHING??!

[untold turret]

PHAHAHHA

I’m the only person living in Britain

[simple flax]

bruv, you lot are right slags innit xx

[untold turret]

you can’t have your cake and eat it

[simple flax]

mm

[viral trench]

Literally

[untold turret]

I just want skyblock back

[simple flax]

me and jd homies 4L

[untold turret]

he hates you.

[atomic yew]

Go outside you bunch of LGBT nerds

[untold turret]

He told me.

[simple flax]

you know nothing hev

[untold turret]

That’s a tad far

[simple flax]

IM GAY AND FEEL DISCRIMINATED AGAINST

IM A GAY BLACK MAN INNIT

[untold turret]

we just enjoy talking online

[west warren]

I feel like everyone is starting to get withdrawal symptoms

[atomic yew]

Hahaha

[untold turret]

yeah real

[atomic yew]

Sorry to hear that, hope you get better soon mate

[simple flax]

😂

ITS NOT A CONDITION IM JUST GAY AND BLACK!

just kidding

OR AM I

[random wing]

well i guess the moderator are doing their best but my break day is completly over and i haven't played on my sky. i hope we will get compensation for that...

[viral trench]

…

Ill let jack answer that

[cunning bear]

🤓

[wicked saffron]

is skyblock offline ?

[random wing]

yeah for 36 hours

[pallid citrus]

sheesh

[wicked saffron]

why ?

[random wing]

the patch 1.21.1

[wicked saffron]

when will it come back /

[austere dagger]

how do you know that

[random wing]

he was already over yersteday arround 11h

[austere dagger]

Hmmm

[wicked saffron]

i was online yesterday ?

[west warren]

Doesn't make it 36h btw

[wicked saffron]

in the evening so how would it be already 36 hours

[viral trench]

Its not

[random wing]

he was online 1h30

and then shut down again

[velvet gate]

How you know if it's for 1.21 ?

[cunning bear]

It*

[random wing]

#📢︱announcements

[velvet gate]

Okay ! thx

[simple flax]

SKYBLOCKS BACK UP!

nah jk

[untold turret]

Jack

Jesus

[steady finch]

I’m silently beefing with you🤕😂

[untold turret]

I’m beefing with him loudly dw

@simple flax

come back and be a bloody man and apologise

[simple flax]

You miss me that much

[untold turret]

no

[simple flax]

FINE IM SORRY

GEEZ

[untold turret]

good

[dapper fossil]

drama

[simple flax]

but seriously all jokes aside it is back up now

[untold turret]

Jack I swear to god

Promise

promise it’s up

[dapper fossil]

should i check for yall

if its up

or not

[untold turret]

If ur lying I won’t talk to you ever again and you’ll be so sad

[dapper fossil]

its not up

jack ur cooked

[quartz pier]

[untold turret]

oh my god

[simple flax]

Currently eating chicken

[untold turret]

There isn’t many

[simple flax]

Aren’t

GO BACK TO UNI LUV xx

IM KIDDING HEV

[untold turret]

can someone tell this bloody slag I’m not talking to home because he lied to me again

thanks

[brazen beacon]

is it up again?

[untold turret]

no

[simple flax]

Okay buffstonesword if you ask again you die

[brazen beacon]

😠

[simple flax]

/kill buffstonesword

[brazen beacon]

rip the goat

[simple flax]

Mods can we get this guy killed?

[brazen beacon]

mods send the nukes

[untold turret]

mods can we ban Jack

no he isn’t he’s bullying me

[simple flax]

Mods can we get hevs address

[untold turret]

27 America sucks street

that’s my address slay

[brazen beacon]

woah

[simple flax]

Ok you ate

Xx

[untold turret]

I did eat, I had dinner

you bloody slag

[brazen beacon]

illegal

[simple flax]

im a proud slag

[untold turret]

[simple flax]

Yes

[untold turret]

omg he’s gonna ask for ur number

[simple flax]

Nah just past couple days while skyblocks down

[untold turret]

Guys what the bloody hell

Where’s my cup of tea gone

[simple flax]

You hear something buffstonesword? Sounds like a slag is talking

Right chatter

[untold turret]

what the heck

it’s Jack

That’s a slag

that’s okay I’ll teach you them

[simple flax]

Hev is the ultimate slag but I guess she stopped talking in here idk

[untold turret]

your gonna be British

we have slag

leng

Mush

[simple flax]

NOOO BUFFSTONESWORD YOU DONT WANT TO BE BRITISH

OK GOOD

WAIT NOT THAT PART

[untold turret]

PHAHAHAH

I’m British sorry. Can’t change who I am

[urban cedar]

Hi,
Is the problem fixed?

[simple flax]

is that really you in your pic buffstonesword

yes

[untold turret]

yes it is

[simple flax]

I DIDNT KNOW

[urban cedar]

😦

[untold turret]

I saw u like that

last weekend

omg Jack is that you in your pfp

[simple flax]

yes

[untold turret]

woah

[simple flax]

yeah im a gay blue guy

JESUS

[untold turret]

I’d love a plane in my house

that’s sounds cool

I could fly around my room

no I don’t die

sorry I don’t actually die

I just loose hearts but then I regen because I eat

[simple flax]

BUFFSTONESWORD GOIN CRAZY

[untold turret]

bet

police r gonna go crazy for this chat

😭😭😭

are you actually arab?

[simple flax]

hot

[untold turret]

that’s cool

[simple flax]

SHOUTOUT THE LEBANESE

[untold turret]

I used to call it lesbian

[viral trench]

yup you’ll be convicted soon

[simple flax]

hot

Marhaban

[untold turret]

does anyone like anime

[simple flax]

only movies

[untold turret]

Oh

[simple flax]

shows are too long

[untold turret]

Never mind

[simple flax]

anime shows be like 841 seasons

[untold turret]

I was gonna make fun of it but only if Jack said he liked it because now I feel bad

[viral trench]

No

[simple flax]

aw😊

wait i dont get it

xx

[untold turret]

I don’t wanna make fun of the other guy

[simple flax]

jd hates anime i mean just look at those muscles

[untold turret]

yeah

I feel bad

[simple flax]

yeah you robert

[untold turret]

that’s my dogs name

[simple flax]

you smell weird

[untold turret]

your funny

JOKING

That’s was funny tho

[simple flax]

vibe killed wow

[untold turret]

Such a 12 year old thing to say

Wow I’ll go then

[simple flax]

🤷‍♂️

[untold turret]

no it’s fine, goodbye 🥺

[simple flax]

nah i meant it that way

[untold turret]

PRANK YOU STUPID SLAGS

I’m still here

[wicked rose]

Does anyone know why I cant play Skyblock in bedrock?

[untold turret]

update

[simple flax]

HEY DD

[untold turret]

To

New

Version

[simple flax]

yap

yap

yap

slag

[untold turret]

That’s how I talk irl sorry I’m British

[wicked rose]

okay thank you :)

[untold turret]

In the club we all fam

[simple flax]

in the clurb....

[viral trench]

you can find me in the club

[simple flax]

we all fam

[austere dagger]

Skyblock online ?

[simple flax]

yes

[untold turret]

OMG JACK U GET IT

[austere dagger]

Ohhh helll nahhh

😭

[simple flax]

yeah im cultured

[untold turret]

huge slay

[simple flax]

im pretty smart for a 7 year old

[untold turret]

You keep getting younger by the minute

It’s that an American thing

[simple flax]

im giving slay the boots house down

americans age backwards yes

[untold turret]

oh okay cool

Yeah

Can’t you tell

[simple flax]

buffstonesword you smell like a foot

and your names robert

[untold turret]

he’s originally from Kentucky

No that’s kristmas

[simple flax]

SORRY I THOUGHT YOU DIDNT CARE IM SURE YOU SMELL AMAZING LEBANESE PEOPLE HAVE GOOD COLOGNE SELECTION

KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN

damn right

blue

[pastel fable]

I love how we are talking about kentucky fried chicken xd

[simple flax]

ARCHIE

[pastel fable]

Yeah im tired

[untold turret]

Jack are u proud that I remembered where u are from

[pastel fable]

Lol

[simple flax]

very proud

oops wrong reply

slag

[untold turret]

Slag

[simple flax]

yes

[untold turret]

ew no he’s 12

[simple flax]

THAT SLAG CANT STOP

I'VE SENT SO MANY LMAO

[untold turret]

I’m married soz

[simple flax]

yes

[untold turret]

no

To my husband

Yeah

How did you know

[simple flax]

youre telling me youre married to sherlock himseLF WHAT?!?!

[untold turret]

you jealous

[plain hornet]

is skyblock open again?

[simple flax]

yes

ok

[untold turret]

wow that was flirting

[simple flax]

id be happy to service you bro 👊

[untold turret]

erm

[simple flax]

oop

[untold turret]

Rejected

[mossy slate]

Opened the server or nothing

[untold turret]

Or hev

[simple flax]

YOU BETTER BELIEVE IN ME CUZ IM REAL AND I WILL FIND YOU

[untold turret]

I’m reliable

[simple flax]

IM INSANE

[untold turret]

We know slag

[simple flax]

call me that one more time...

[untold turret]

Skyblock been shut for 6 years Jack…

Move on lad

That’s sweet

[simple flax]

aw

[untold turret]

FREAK

[simple flax]

SLAG FREAK

[untold turret]

SKIBBITY

[simple flax]

not you buffstonesword, the skibbity slag

[untold turret]

ima call u buff

It’s too long to type ur whole name

Slay

[simple flax]

buff zaddy

[steady totem]

Somebody know how long this takes?

[untold turret]

I’ll call u salmon

[simple flax]

5 mins

[untold turret]

omg it’s open

[steady totem]

Till the server works again

[untold turret]

No

[simple flax]

HEV

[steady totem]

🧢

[untold turret]

IT WORKED GLFOR A SECUND

[simple flax]

hev has joined the dark side >:)

[untold turret]

IM SORRY

don’t get me started

It’s ruined friendships

And we have an American who I don’t want to upset

[simple flax]

ALL HAIL THE QUEEN lookin ahh

[untold turret]

I’m real serious abt politics

It’s not a good convo to have

[simple flax]

i think theyre both gay like me

[untold turret]

kamala

no fuxking way are you sat there supporting trump

[simple flax]

queen kamala

[untold turret]

nah not even having this convo

like I said it ruins friendships

[simple flax]

my best friend supports trump tho idrc

[untold turret]

I’m not debating you on this

[simple flax]

kamala is a beautiful black gay man like me!!!!! I FEEL EMPOWERED AND REPRESENTED

[tall jackal]

A lot of people do looking at the result 😅

[untold turret]

next topic

[simple flax]

WHO ARE YOU!!!!

[untold turret]

next topic

[velvet gate]

In french we say : Z'ètes des grands dingos d'avoir élu ce mec

[simple flax]

favorite soap flavor?

[untold turret]

what the hell does that mean

[simple flax]

SOAP

[untold turret]

green apple

[simple flax]

yummy

[untold turret]

electing what man

[velvet gate]

Et bah ça marche quand même, z'êtes toujours des grands dingos

[untold turret]

you just said you support him bro

[simple flax]

Chomp

[untold turret]

I didn’t elevate nobody

[simple flax]

Donal Chomp

[untold turret]

I live in England

[mossy slate]

Xd

[untold turret]

What is even happening

[simple flax]

slag

[untold turret]

Your a slag

[simple flax]

w h or e

[verbal kraken]

Please only speak English in this channel 🙂

[untold turret]

you are

[simple flax]

I LOVE EVERYONE

oop

[untold turret]

are you joking

[simple flax]

OF COURSE HES JOKING BUFFSTONESWORD LOVES EVERYONE

[tired prism]

Is skyblock back up

[simple flax]

yes

[tired prism]

Sigh

[tulip thistle]

still???

[untold turret]

what u guys doing

[simple flax]

violetta is that your real name

[velvet gate]

i say : You are crazy to elect this guys, good luck for all minority community. I'm realy sad for you 😦

[tulip thistle]

i could make it my real name

[untold turret]

slay

[simple flax]

i like it

[tulip thistle]

ty ty

[simple flax]

WORKING

[untold turret]

He wasn’t tho

[stiff coral]

skyblock open ?

[untold turret]

like at all

[simple flax]

yes

[lyric bloom]

Hey does anyone know when sky block will be back

[tulip thistle]

politics are dumb

[stiff coral]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-psychicpebbles-smiling-friends-pim-pim-smiling-friends-crusty-gif-2385448551073129567

[simple flax]

5 minutes

[tulip thistle]

dont give false hope 😔

[velvet gate]

You realy think i say this horrible message. I'm litteraly Pan-Man

[lyric bloom]

Two days and counting 😦

[tulip thistle]

i want it to be up

i miss my skyblock

[simple flax]

skat man

[velvet gate]

Yeah pan man

[stiff coral]

i miss my melons...

[lyric bloom]

Same I miss it

[stiff coral]

my juicy... juicy melons.. (skyblock)

[velvet gate]

Pansexual man 😄

[simple flax]

pansexual means you arent attracted based on gender or sexuality!!!!!!!!!!

[tulip thistle]

if there is a god, he will fix skyblock today

[untold turret]

Slay from Jack there

[velvet gate]

Yey !

[simple flax]

yes maam

[untold turret]

we love everyone here

[simple flax]

OR SIR

[untold turret]

I’m a maam

[simple flax]

ok lady

old lady

[tulip thistle]

miss maam

[untold turret]

I’m a year older than you

Be so fr

HAHAHHAHAHA

[simple flax]

are you 13 or 26

not you buffstonesword

but yes me too

[velvet gate]

D:

[untold turret]

funny joke

[simple flax]

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[untold turret]

what are u guys doing

[velvet gate]

🌈 🏳️‍🌈

[simple flax]

Who wants a code for 1 month of DISCORD NITRO

I AM WORKING

[untold turret]

no girl

What do u do for work

[simple flax]

well i should be working BUT IM ON HERE

graphic designer for a sign company we make SIGNS

[untold turret]

That’s cool

[velvet gate]

I want a pan sign D:

[untold turret]

I want a slag sign please

[simple flax]

funny you say that one of the type of signs we make are called pan-face signs

look it up!

[untold turret]

I’m currently singing

[velvet gate]

O:

[simple flax]

oh contrare! pan faces are actually one of the only signs that arent flat!

[untold turret]

I’ve never known anyone to hate music

[velvet gate]

What are you don't hate ?

[untold turret]

PHAHAHHAH

[simple flax]

FR

all songs? are you okay?

[untold turret]

you seem unwell

[simple flax]

you be on your phone while everyone sing happy birthday

in a corner

[untold turret]

I be under the table

[velvet gate]

x)

[simple flax]

o.o

[soft widget]

Literal head banger

[untold turret]

because I hate it

HEY

[simple flax]

GLITTERFART WE MISSED YOU

[soft widget]

I like how only since skyblock went poof have I been talking here. Never opened it before now.

[untold turret]

Still hate celery

[simple flax]

same

if you like plain celery you have a neurological disorder

PUT SOME PEANUT BUTTER ON THAT THANG IMMA SUCK IT THO

[soft widget]

Top left of my screen I see 114 unread messages in that group chat. Gonna make me readdd

[untold turret]

erm

PHAHAHAH

it’s all bs tbf

Just jd killing Daisy in pillar

[simple flax]

its all really important get to reading

[soft widget]

Crunchy=good

[untold turret]

your not even in it Jack so shut the hell up

[simple flax]

yeah well last night glitterfart and I were chatting up some british ladies so we have a special bond

[untold turret]

We’re u chatting them up or were they running away from you

[simple flax]

a bloody right chat

[soft widget]

"chatting up" I was just watching the spontaneous chaos from the lack of skyblock.. And popcorn. I wish. Just had peanuts

[untold turret]

😭😭😭

[gaunt kite]

Why is there maintenance?

[untold turret]

Version update

[gaunt kite]

Kk

[simple flax]

bye!

SKYBLOCK IS BACK UP

[quartz pier]

Someone said 3 days

[loud bloom]

do we know when maintenance is supposed to be over 😭

[simple flax]

5 mins

[untold turret]

wait why is there maintenance?

[simple flax]

wait

[untold turret]

wait guys is there maintenance?

it’s not letting me on guys

[simple flax]

is skyblock still down?