🪓︱skyblock

[golden wagon]

Nah

Lol

[short trout]

I only had 20.ems left

I need to play

[golden wagon]

At least we got a chance to get an update,

and it is 5 am for me so I'm going to sleep

Or not, I see the sun

[deep coyote]

funny, that's not gonna happen

[golden wagon]

Most probably

[glacial zinc]

I got to replant all my nw so im chilling

[golden wagon]

But am half way to the end update( the one that I'm making )

[dense lance]

Lucky bloke

[lament quarry]

ITS DOWN AGAIN??

bro it got on like 2 hours ago

now its off again?

ffs

[agile blaze]

i think its been off and on for a bit

[lament quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/there's-nothing-we-can-do-gif-14390726165144583214

[agile blaze]

i got on a while ago now i cant

[arctic depot]

Game back?

[haughty sedge]

Guess

[tulip thistle]

it says under maintenance still

sadness

[modern hemlock]

What island do we unlock iron?

[deep coyote]

birch

[modern hemlock]

Thanks!

Which one is it by numbers

[deep coyote]

I think 5?

[tacit totem]

How long will the maintenance last?

[modern hemlock]

Including the starting island or not

[deep coyote]

not

[modern hemlock]

Oh okay

[proper compass]

Do you know when it will stop being in maintenance?

[dense lance]

@proper compass all we can do it hope and pray it’s soon

[golden wagon]

Yes

[lusty osprey]

Is there an official statement anywhere regarding the downtime?

[proper compass]

Thank you

Does anyone know how to complete the timber mission quickly?

[knotty locust]

plant a lot of trees and mine them

which timber mission?

as in what tree and how much?

[proper compass]

the one from the savannah and there are 2000 logs 😦

[proper compass]

[agile blaze]

still no

[vague ocean]

Why is it down?

[agile blaze]

it just went down a few hours ago no one knows anything i think

[knotty locust]

https://tenor.com/view/colon-three-kitty-crumb-cuptoat-heavy-gif-15723533476185307497

cubecraft devs when they put skyblock down for maintenance for 7 days, only to add ice into the shop and do nothing else ^

[proper compass]

Do you think I can finish the mission before November 22?

[knotty locust]

what mission?

[agile blaze]

probably if you log on for like 20 mins to harvest the logs

[proper compass]

the one from the savannah and there are 2000 logs

[knotty locust]

savanna tree has an average of 9 logs

[glacial zinc]

I think this maintenance is a bonding exercise for all of us

[knotty locust]

so like a little more then 200 trees

[tulip thistle]

is this where we go outside and enjoy the air

[proper compass]

and they take one day and six hours to grow

[proper compass]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-hamster-sadhamster-hammy-hampter-popcat-gif-6094188626957948188

[knotty locust]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[west warren]

Since skyblock is down I went ahead and touched grass

||Jk I was kept busy with people asking when maintenance ends||

[gloomy moth]

I was just starting to not touch grass, today I was trynna spend the whole time on there since I'm new 💀🙏

[tulip thistle]

sometimes its nice enjoying a coffee and sitting outside just to wait for maintenance

[proper surge]

whats wrong with skyblock rn?

when will it be up?

[west warren]

Some hot coco would hit the spot rn

[tulip thistle]

ooooo definitely

[proper surge]

no shot 2 weeks it was down in morning then up for 30 minutes at like 11 then back down

[tulip thistle]

hot cocoa and listening to the menu music

[tight basin]

you can do it in 5 days probably

[fluid mortar]

Bro what happened to skyblock

[compact lark]

is there anything you can say ab why its down for now? just so we have a reason to say to new people

and/or an eta

[west warren]

Bedrock just wasn’t joinable not sure why and for java the items in itemframes and armor stands lost their enchant and names

[compact lark]

ah

[warm pier]

When they open Skyblock??

[compact lark]

after whatever xavi just said is fixed

assuming its to do with updating data

[tired prism]

Is skyblock fuxed

[compact lark]

from 1.21

[west warren]

It won’t be fixed today prob but would most likely tomorrow I hope

It’s pretty late yk

[compact lark]

yeah as its night time for most devs

[tired prism]

Its been a whiile since i played skyblock did the end come out

[compact lark]

not yet

[tired prism]

Darn it

[warm pier]

What happened to Skyblock?

[tired prism]

Noone knows

[compact lark]

we dont know what happened to bedrock

java just is fixing a massive bug

[quartz pier]

😢

[haughty sedge]

Skyblock is just casually imploding

[tired prism]

Is it just me or do they need to add a build battle

[compact lark]

eh

[tired prism]

I feel like its the missing piece

[quartz pier]

They need to add blackstone

[tired prism]

We got bedwars why not build battle

[compact lark]

we have access to asphalt, which is close enough

[compact lark]

because thats just copying every server

servers are different, they have different games, different take on games

and how it works

[tired prism]

Touché

[compact lark]

idk why i said that tbh

multilistening to convos be tough

[tired prism]

..

Anyways i need some skyblock in my blood stream NOW

[compact lark]

sleep and it should be working soon after

[tired prism]

Slight problem

I dont wanna sleep

Cuz i have school early 🙃

[compact lark]

thats why sleeping is a good idea

[tired prism]

Nah u see theres 2 mindsets here

[compact lark]

or just go watch yt or smth

slow down ur brain

[tired prism]

Sleep early get up early

ORR

[compact lark]

sleep late get up early

[tired prism]

Dont sleep and do smth u like

And wake up early

[compact lark]

and feel the after effects

[glacial zinc]

Absolute yappers

[tired prism]

I like waking up 30 minutes before i actually need to get up so my bed somehow becomes comfy

[compact lark]

just swap ur sleep schedule into fitting that

[tired prism]

Yeah

Anyways its 11:59 pm

Its nov 5th

[compact lark]

i has dentist tmr :3

[tired prism]

Now nov 6th

[tired prism]

Gl

Youll need it...

[compact lark]

eh

last week i had an extraction

only 2 fillings this week, with checking on extraction wound

[tired prism]

That sounds horrifying

Extraction

[compact lark]

took like 10 mins, and i didnt feel any pain at all

it just didnt want to clot for a good 3 hours

[tired prism]

I fear the day i get braces

[compact lark]

that only changes ur diet

[tired prism]

Anyways ima head off

زغب那阿里

[lusty hedge]

What happened to the SkyBlock servers I know that they're doing maintenance but what for? And how long?

[tired prism]

Why is arabuc and chinese on my keyboard

[tired prism]

Noone knows

Its prob getting fixed tmr (its night for most of the devs)

[compact lark]

bedrock is an unknown, java is due to a gamebreaking bug with disenchanting

[tired prism]

Bye

[deep coyote]

wait, you can disenchant?

[quartz pier]

Grindstone

[arctic depot]

Skyblock back?

[compact lark]

its force disenchanting all items on armour stands and item frames

[astral pasture]

no 💔

[brittle cipher]

my cactos farm will still produce with the skyblock down?

[deep coyote]

whats the max height cane grows to in this?

[crude forge]

😭😭

[drowsy current]

is that a question?

dang

i dont think so

[green oriole]

No

[glacial zinc]

Just wait

[steady finch]

Haven’t been on in weeks just to come back for maintenance😖🙁

[arctic depot]

Game back?

[thick sluice]

No. I was online 2 minutes ago

[arctic depot]

Ok, thx

[arctic depot]

I just wanted to be playing 😔

[robust sand]

does anyone know when skyblock will be back up again?

[tall jackal]

Honestly same 🤣

[short trout]

Skyblock back up

Also that was a question

[green oriole]

No

[short trout]

@polar zealot add a question mark next time. U had me excited

[deep coyote]

I never realised how much I need to play this until I can't

[robust sand]

i am gold vip in cubecraft. how do i get it in this dc

[compact lark]

lots of green

[short trout]

What's green do?

[compact lark]

eng gen pin, you need to link the cc fourms acc to discord and mc

[short trout]

😨

I copied another person

Been here a few days

[compact lark]

smol

[glacial zinc]

How do i send pics here

[compact lark]

this

forums need to be linked to discord

[short trout]

ITS BACK ONNNN

Jk

[sick lily]

so many new people

take it off and put it back on

[knotty locust]

whilst servers are down anyways

can ice be added to the shops

[arctic depot]

Game back?

[knotty locust]

no

tomorrow

[arctic depot]

🤧

[knotty locust]

hush

[green oriole]

Maybe they updated and deleted everything

[glacial zinc]

It was a little funny..

BRO

[deep coyote]

I'm working on the last islands quests, they can't delete it now

[mossy slate]

Hi, is there going to be a skyblock update?

[knotty locust]

they said they were fixing a game breaking bug

[crude forge]

God I wish. Lol

[knotty locust]

something with enchantments being removed from armorstands and itemframes

[knotty locust]

ice being limited is the worst thing that could happen to a skyblock player

[short trout]

That never happens

[knotty locust]

and i really, really dont want to have to dupe ice

[sick lily]

so damn real

[crude forge]

Yeah that was Java. Bedrock is just nit working. Never heard a reason. At least a full and true one.

[deep coyote]

can't you just make an ice farm...

[knotty locust]

oh you poor soul

expecting skyblock to work?

oh nonono

cubecraft must remove features

[crude forge]

🤣

[deep coyote]

ah makes sense then

[sick lily]

You used to

and then it broke over a year ago

[knotty locust]

literally turn weather cycle back on

and all our problems are solved

[sick lily]

I believe it’s a problem with biome generation

[stoic valley]

Anyone know why we can't sleep in beds?

[knotty locust]

because why would you want to

leave and re join and its day

[crude forge]

Insomnia
🤣🤣

[stoic valley]

Idk, just curious

[stoic valley]

Lmao

[crude forge]

😄

[knotty locust]

no but really, if the game is down anyways they should just add ice to the shop

500 or 1k per normal ice

not gonna ping a dev because i dont wana die

[drowsy current]

why do you guys want ice so bad

[knotty locust]

BECAUSE ICE

ice roads are fast

and its limited

nobody likes limited things

powered rails being limited also sucks

they should just add repeatable quests

[drowsy current]

wdym limited

[knotty locust]

you can only get a limited amount

limited

as in

there is a limit

no its not

[drowsy current]

just bug fixing lol

[knotty locust]

it was because of a bug with armor stands and item frames deleting enchantments from items

and names

bedrock they didnt give a reason for

[sick lily]

You have no idea how awesome ice is

in so many ways

[crude forge]

Ice good.
No limited ice sad. 😥

[knotty locust]

everybody cares about ice

[crude forge]

🤣🤣

[crude forge]

Facts

[knotty locust]

you do it then :)

[crude forge]

I choose.........
Life! 🤣

[knotty locust]

i chose

not losing my money

[crude forge]

Same thing pretty much. Lol.

[knotty locust]

meh truck it

@wise vault would you mind seeing if you guys could add ice to the skyblock shop whilst its down? as someone with a maxed island i think somewhere between 500-1000 coins per normal ice is good

please dont end me 😭

[proper surge]

is skyblock back up yet?

[knotty locust]

no

[proper surge]

any guess as to when?

[knotty locust]

tomorrow

[proper surge]

😭

[knotty locust]

just be patient man

[proper surge]

it wss down the one day i have school off😞

[crude forge]

nods vigorously

[sick lily]

yes please

[crude forge]

sad trombone
I feel your pain.

😭

[wispy matrix]

I was able to get onto my skyblock with difficulty on pc but it’s still down on my phone

[drowsy current]

rn?

[wispy matrix]

Like 4 hours ago

[drowsy current]

oh yeah

it went down again after that

[proper surge]

lol fr

[crude forge]

nods vigorously

[sick lily]

you roleplay?

[crude forge]

I take it you mean me?
I used to. Quite often actually. Lol

[stable latch]

guys i’m going crazy

been almost 24 hrs since i’ve been on

[sick lily]

The action text gave it away, I respect

[sick lily]

seek help

[stable latch]

On my way! to seek help

[glacial zinc]

Absolute fien

[sick lily]

iphone?

[stable latch]

yepp

[sick lily]

I hate that damn “On my way!” correction 😭

[stable latch]

😂😂😂

[sick lily]

like I will NEVER be that excited to be on my to anywhere

[stable latch]

i find it so funny i use it as satire now lmao

[crude forge]

I don't know. I get really excited to go get Mexican food so I can hurry back home to nerd out. Lmao

[glacial zinc]

Do you play javac

I dont KNOW WHAT THT MEANS

Bro said nrs im dead

[sick lily]

the hell is nrs??

[glacial zinc]

point and laugh

She said the server is up

[sick lily]

I’m an adult

[crude forge]

🤣🤣

[sick lily]

looked it up

is it snapchat related?

[glacial zinc]

Nrs

Snap me back before we lose our streak

[sick lily]

I barely even use snapchat tbfr

[crude forge]

Same here.
Never really cared for it. 😄

[glacial zinc]

I used to use snap until i grew a pair

[crude forge]

🤣🤣

21? Oh such a wise and humble age. 😛

[glacial zinc]

skull

That didnt deserve the emoji

[pallid citrus]

so anyways skyblock up yet?

[crude forge]

😭😭

[glacial zinc]

Type shi

[green oriole]

Yep go check

[crude forge]

Meh

[sick lily]

geezer!!

[crude forge]

Bullying? No no no.
Assessing your temperament.
Mayhaps lol

[crude forge]

If that's geezer I ain't divulging my age. Lmao

O.O lol

[glacial zinc]

cpu vs cpu dialogue

[crude forge]

P.S
Bring it! 🤣

[sick lily]

npc..?

a cpu is a computer part..

[glacial zinc]

Yes

A cpu is funnier to sau

[crude forge]

He is just messing. 😦

[sick lily]

mods can we ban this guy

[glacial zinc]

WHO

[crude forge]

The samwise dude

I just checked out of morbid curiosity and it's still down. 0 players and under maintenance 😭

I'm not sure either. O.o
puts on ear muffs

No worries

[glacial zinc]

Pounds innit

[crude forge]

laughs in poor

[glacial zinc]

I miss my creeper spawners (6’4 btw)

[tacit totem]

Is skybloke open now?

[meager onyx]

i need to farm my sugar cane 🙏

[zealous compass]

I added like 150 new melons to my farm yesterday and just want to harvest them. 😭😭

[crude forge]

I just made a creeper farm and started collecting it and my carrots. I miss it already. 😦

[glacial zinc]

Skybloke

[misty quarry]

It’s been down long enough

[meager onyx]

why is it even down

[misty quarry]

👆

[meager onyx]

oh actually?

bru how is that inappropriate language

oh poop i ain’t notice that

@remote ledge can you make the getting 15000 sugar challenge 5K instead 🙏

[misty quarry]

That actually sounds like it sucks

Imma quit while I’m ahead 👍

Load of bs

[meager onyx]

also can they update the skyblock lobby

but why naomijane7

wanna cash app me like $5

[misty quarry]

Should be able to do all of the lobby stuff right at the island any way

It’s pretty lame

[quartz pier]

Is skyblock up?

[meager onyx]

yea

[cursive mural]

damn

yeah?

blub blub

[glacial zinc]

Noamoi

Can you cashapp 20 rupees

[cursive mural]

venomo

maybe

Spoofy?

[sour geyser]

still hasnt been fixed huh

[cursive mural]

cool

[cursive mural]

nope, bedrock is bust for now

[sour geyser]

have george cooper officiate

[sick lily]

it costs like 2 dollars

for a chocolate bar

it’s not that much

just don’t buy chocolate 😭

ah

british people

[sour geyser]

2 is average

2 pounds is like a million turkish liras

[simple flax]

Up?

Millie is skyblock up? Naomis giving me attitude

Yeah yeah

Yup

Completely agree mills

[green sparrow]

[simple flax]

i need a cubecraft sugar mommy

a sugarcube mommy

[sick lily]

???

[simple flax]

language naomi please

[sick lily]

I’m too young for this

[simple flax]

"muck" youre seriously on thin ice

[meager onyx]

right

[simple flax]

kaden?! I didn't know you played minecraft bro

[charred hemlock]

HELLO, what time do they open?

[meager onyx]

idk u

[simple flax]

bro cmon don't play big shot I know you remember me

[meager onyx]

ohhh rightttt jackkk

[glacial zinc]

Oi bruv

[simple flax]

yoioooooo

[meager onyx]

the one who gave me a blowy in 3rd grade right?

[simple flax]

yeah it was crazy bro !!!!! remember that thang like it was yesterday

[meager onyx]

did ur mom ever find out abt us

[simple flax]

she loved it!!!! i shared the news immediately

naomi don't play dumb, millie is clearly not into you

[meager onyx]

robert has bills to pay

[simple flax]

holy hell. i stand corrected!!!!

[meager onyx]

jack

[short trout]

Skyblock up?

[simple flax]

kaden my man

[meager onyx]

can u buy me a pc for christmas

[meager onyx]

jack

[simple flax]

me too robert my graphics card melted!!!!!!!!!

[meager onyx]

green pump or blue tack

SAY WORD

[simple flax]

BLUE TACK!!!!

[meager onyx]

DAMNN SHE GOT GOOGLE ON YOU

[simple flax]

bro said baffoon!!!!!!

[meager onyx]

millie

[simple flax]

gulp

[meager onyx]

shut up innit

[simple flax]

millies mine kaden careful bud

no ttr, i am so sorry :/

alright sorry millie, just a joke

anyways!!!!!

[meager onyx]

oh actually

thank u

naomi

[simple flax]

BRITISH?!!!! XDDD

UR BRITISH!!!!

[meager onyx]

do uk people have like

[simple flax]

need i say more?

[meager onyx]

ovens

and toasters

[simple flax]

I DONT KNOW YALL!!!!
sick tho:)

[meager onyx]

what abt popeyes

[simple flax]

innittttttttttt

[meager onyx]

do you know ksi

from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

[simple flax]

yall be like: SKYBLOCK STILL DOWN INNITTTTTT!!!!! AHHHHHAHAHA

kaden

[fair vessel]

yall when the servers comin back up

[meager onyx]

oi skyblock is still down innit? silly slags aren’t doin their jobs properly fam

[simple flax]

EXACTLY

yo kaden

[meager onyx]

2 mins

[meager onyx]

wsg

[simple flax]

im thinking about yo thang

[fair vessel]

i’ll be counting

[meager onyx]

count faster

no i’m literally from liverpool

[simple flax]

could slags innit

[meager onyx]

i was literally touched by w2s

why do u british ppl find him so attractive

like he ain’t ugly

but he ain’t sexy

[simple flax]

you ate with that one naomi ill give you that!

robert cmon mad you're scaring the huzz

[meager onyx]

what’s zenophobic

imma start using the term zenophobic

guys we should all team up and play skyward

skywars*

[simple flax]

which kind of purge

[meager onyx]

that’s ironic i literally watched that last night

anarchy was fireee

[simple flax]

which of you british slags wants some discord nitro

[meager onyx]

DAMN

[haughty sedge]

Is it back yet

[meager onyx]

yes

[simple flax]

no

yes

[fluid mortar]

Bro what is skyblock going on

[simple flax]

conner, dont get me started

[meager onyx]

what is skyblock going on guys

[haughty sedge]

Reply to me if you have an answer is it online again

[meager onyx]

i gotchu

[simple flax]

no

[fair vessel]

idk

[haughty sedge]

:/

[simple flax]

LMAO

[fluid mortar]

Why skyblock not working

[meager onyx]

y’all are mean to the poor kid 💀

[simple flax]

alright no nitro for yall

[meager onyx]

they’re adding the End update

[simple flax]

JK @haughty sedge I LOVE YOU

[haughty sedge]

Dude I can’t get nitro

Cuz reasons

[simple flax]

oop

[haughty sedge]

Pick someone else

[fluid mortar]

How do you know

[meager onyx]

i work for cube craft

[simple flax]

Robert you want some discord nitro?

[fluid mortar]

Cap

[fair vessel]

i thought you owned it

[simple flax]

robert ill send you nitro

SIKE ROBERT THE LASSES DONT LIKE YOU SO I DONT LIKE YOU

RAHHH

yall ladies okay? I took care of that guy robert

ROBERT YOURE STILL HERE?!?!

alas, my mission is not complete

JUST KIDDING NAOMI I KNOW YOU ARE!!!! HERES SOME NITRO

[meager onyx]

oi where’s my tea yea?

[simple flax]

bloody innit

[meager onyx]

i need my prime and my lunchly innit

[simple flax]

cuppa blood yeah?

[drowsy current]

server still down?

[meager onyx]

no

[simple flax]

its up buda

[drowsy current]

yeah i see

nice pfp @zenith echo

[meager onyx]

💀

corp innit

british ppl are so scary

[simple flax]

robert are you straight or gay? I'm gay and I like you. sorry if thats too forward

[soft widget]

Keeping this channel warm and alive.

[meager onyx]

that’s meannnn

[simple flax]

Stay out of this ladies

[soft widget]

Haven't a clue what's going on. Just know that if I turn on all message notifications. I ain't sleeping

[simple flax]

IM KIDDING NAOMI!!!!

[meager onyx]

this is better then sky block

i’m lying

[soft widget]

I ain't scrolling what feels like hours worth to figure out what that even is

[simple flax]

this is aweome and robert is cool! im lying too

[meager onyx]

british ppl i have a question

do you guys start college at like

15?

[simple flax]

robert gets serotonin bursts from belittling people that he think are lesser than him

JUST KIDDING ROBERT!!!

[meager onyx]

don’t u start college early asf

oh okay i’m trippin

[soft widget]

"requests slow mode to catch up"

[meager onyx]

idek im not american

facts

cant stop seeing their election on my time line

anyways back to bullying randoms on discord

[simple flax]

erection?

OHHH ELECTION SORRY!!!

[meager onyx]

@zenith echo stop bullying the ladies and give us all some money

[simple flax]

@zenith echo me and kaden need money, and A LOT of it

[soft widget]

It really bugs me I can't laugh react to these messages. Dang limitations

[meager onyx]

robert let’s write a diss track on the females

[simple flax]

I DONT GET IT ROBERT I DONT GET YOUR JOKES YOUR BRAIN IS TOO POWERFUL uwu

[meager onyx]

baka oni chan

[simple flax]

actually im joining roberts side too

sorry girls

[meager onyx]

noami u look like a coyote

[simple flax]

you cant handle me naomi... it will never happen. millie is the one for me

[meager onyx]

millie you look like filly

the guy who got allegations in australia

lucky you

[simple flax]

IM KIDDING MILLIE!!!!!

[meager onyx]

hawt

[bitter oak]

Love how all this is in a minecraft server ts funny

[meager onyx]

i was justtt kiddingg

[soft widget]

It's nearly 5am for me. Now I want to lose popcorn in my beard and find them when this place reaches its entertainment peak

[meager onyx]

i would never team up with a robert

[meager onyx]

what..

[simple flax]

im kidding, roberts too powerful for me.

I need some cream

[bitter oak]

Debatable not everyone’s days like this

[meager onyx]

lmao fr tho 😭

[simple flax]

SKYBLOCK IS UP SKYBLOCK IS UP SKYBLOCK IS UP SKYBLOCK IS UP SKYBLOCK IS UP SKYBLOCK IS UP

[meager onyx]

SAY U SWEAR

[soft widget]

Hmm what do make the foam out of. Definitely something edible.

[bitter oak]

Is it actually lmao?

[simple flax]

SIKEEEEE yall really THOUGHT?!?!?!?! NAHHHH

big man

or small giant

or hairy bear

[bitter oak]

Duckhead

[meager onyx]

jack i hope every single one of ur family members get electrocuted to death

jk lol

[bitter oak]

Ong

[soft widget]

Imagine they did release the end.. Wouldn't be the end of the world worth of an update.. Or would it..

[simple flax]

wait... did you look me up? thats exactly what happened to my family. Im not even mad thats impressive.

[meager onyx]

ehhhhmazingggg

[bitter oak]

R u mad over a statement?

[meager onyx]

oh shoot sorry boy

[simple flax]

roberts obsessed with us its incredible

[meager onyx]

BURNNN

[simple flax]

YOUR BLOODY BREAF YE?

[soft widget]

I really wish all this was on a VC
I'd only hear a fraction of the words over the chaos.

[fervent harbor]

Yall acting like 11 year olds anyway is the server up yet?

[bitter oak]

Ahh u do u your life

[meager onyx]

that’s a good idea boy

[meager onyx]

yes

[bitter oak]

No that’s what I’ve been waiting on

[simple flax]

YEAH SURVERS UP LETS GOOO

[meager onyx]

noami he’s had a long day at work

providing for the family

let the man chill

shoot

i’m sorry

[simple flax]

heads up im doing that with everyone that asks

[soft widget]

You can but not on this channel

[meager onyx]

naomi* get it right jeez

when me and my gang pull up

boy you better get to runnin

smt smt smt

[simple flax]

im out of here, add me yall

[meager onyx]

bye jackie poo the 14th

[soft widget]

Sacrifice your sleep. Let the perpetual chatter continue.

[meager onyx]

what’s glitter poot

[soft widget]

Ironically it's Connor. Not the conner from before

The the joke material I have that I can't use due to the likelihood of being banned is a curse and blessing in my head at the same time.

[meager onyx]

girly pop im curious

yea

[soft widget]

Ingame name is identical to discord name.

[meager onyx]

i’m sorry ttr

pls don’t hurt me

millie stick up for me again if ttr gets scary

[soft widget]

The beard hairs absorb the protein from the air.

[glacial zinc]

Noaimi

Is server up

Who is robert

[meager onyx]

he’s also zenophobic

and bald

[soft widget]

The rhymes

[meager onyx]

supports racism too

i believe you

where

robert just put the phone down

hit the hay

[glacial zinc]

yo robert

I dont like you..

[meager onyx]

he’s acc big boss

when robert walks, the world goes into slow mo with cool edit sounds

fact or cap

[soft widget]

I look away for literal seconds, the catch up game is blurring my eyes

[meager onyx]

did u google that robert

be honest

[glacial zinc]

might have cool cars but you can’t compete with my 2016 ford fiesta robert.

[soft widget]

I played too much skyblock recently. I read that as health points and was wondering how much exp that drops.

[sick lily]

WHATTT

[meager onyx]

guys ur scaring me

mr meow the adults are fighting again

what does that even mea

n

what’s a provisional

what are you people saying

[soft widget]

I have neither join with or against anyone. Neutral is where I don't have to reply at mache 10

[meager onyx]

this is what no sky block does to people

maybe he’s gay

ever think abt that

[soft widget]

This chat is rebound entertainment. Instead of exp and trees. We get this chat to grow

[meager onyx]

innit m8

happy birthday boy

thank you girly

wsp

[soft widget]

As someone not in anyone else's country from this list. I'm both confused at the fast food names and thankful as they all sound expense.

[meager onyx]

i’m from canada

and ik ur from canada

[glacial zinc]

I-

Dont like any of you

[meager onyx]

rude much

[soft widget]

South africa. The furthest point from Canada possibly, probably.

[meager onyx]

no it’s perth australia

[glacial zinc]

Robert wishes

[meager onyx]

sorry that was gay and nerdy

[soft widget]

I ain't fit enough for that. I'd rather crawl through the dust

[glacial zinc]

Who is connor

Im so lost

[meager onyx]

SERVERS BACK UPPPP

[soft widget]

Now that's a question I can get behind on. Stealthy

[bitter oak]

Is it really or u playing

[meager onyx]

really

[glacial zinc]

Robert do you have creeper grinder? No thought so

[graceful tiger]

I just woke up

[soft widget]

The back log of skyblockers ready to jump on instantly. I fear a crash from the surge

[graceful tiger]

Why thay maintaince again?

Wut

[meager onyx]

i’m sorry boy i’m just bored and wanted attention

#millieforpresident

[soft widget]

They did say they will announce when it's back on. Keep announcement notifications on at all times

[meager onyx]

ur in this section…

[coarse heron]

Does anyone know when skyblock will be let out of the gulag

[meager onyx]

so stop wasting time

pls dont

DAMN

[soft widget]

I'm gonna need a coffee to recoup the few hours of sleep I didn't get.

[coarse heron]

Ironically my daughters name is Millie

[soft widget]

Make it a wet one and she won't want to

[meager onyx]

isn’t that just adorable

[coarse heron]

I mean she’s almost 2 and a bit of a diva so I guess she’s cool

[meager onyx]

i love that name

[soft widget]

You didn't see me being south African? No idea what Kyle is. Assume a coffee brand. Don't drink monster(energy drinks).
I drink German douwe egberts coffee

[meager onyx]

yea you tell her robert!!

[glacial zinc]

robert your in

[soft widget]

It matters not. I enjoy insults. The glitter sticks better when it's breathed in.

[glacial zinc]

When she doesnt do the dishes i get monsterous

[soft widget]

Them cards better be made of skyblock trees. Recycling

[simple flax]

Naomi say it isnt so..

[meager onyx]

jack is back

[simple flax]

Especially robert

Ill raise it

[meager onyx]

me too

me and jack can be together again

oh gm

nvm*

[soft widget]

Sheesh it spiked to "several people typing". Amusing, haven't seen that in ages

[simple flax]

Roberts member is 13 feet?!!! Kaden thats almost as big as yours!!!

[meager onyx]

trust me it’s grown since 3rd grade

we pushing 44

robert i’m honestly sick of it now

just admit u love the girls

[simple flax]

Oi robert yer willie bloddy slammin innit?

Holy heck

anyways the reason I came back is… SKYBLOCK IS BACK UP!!!!!!

[soft widget]

I feel bad for the discord mods. Going to take hours to properly sort these out. Now double the chaos.

[simple flax]

@polar zealot

[autumn mantle]

It's a world wide thing brotha

[vale aspen]

Hello

Im new to this server

[meager onyx]

wait a second

[simple flax]

Hello normal squirrel, meet robert

[meager onyx]

i recognize that name @autumn mantle

but idk where

[vale aspen]

Hello

[meager onyx]

what games do u play

[simple flax]

lass

[vale aspen]

Does somebody know why skyblock is not working?

[simple flax]

normal squirrel just restart your computer itll work

<3

[soft widget]

When you try to join skyblock it states it's maintenance

[autumn mantle]

You simpin on my boy?

[vale aspen]

Yup

It shows 0 players

[soft widget]

They will announce when it's back on via the announcements channel

[vale aspen]

Okie

[simple flax]

robert loves to talk to teenagers!!!!!!!!

[autumn mantle]

Ooof

[simple flax]

HE WONT STOP TALKING HE LOVES IT SO MUCH!

[proper fog]

can they finish maintance already my melons need me

[simple flax]

ill raise it well

it

[soft widget]

Literally the same. Melons and birch.

[autumn mantle]

Nope. I just turned 36... lol

[proper fog]

f birch my melons need me

[autumn mantle]

21 year olds would be way too much of a head ache

[simple flax]

roberts an old man!

[soft widget]

Skip the wood and straight to the melons. I approve

[proper fog]

im trying to set up a semi auto wheat farm too

[meager onyx]

pause

[simple flax]

sky robert block

[soft widget]

😄

[simple flax]

robert has a 14 foot semi

omg!!!!

[proper fog]

basically all i do is plant lol trying to do the cookie monster quest

[autumn mantle]

Who needs a rubber band?

[glacial zinc]

free robert til its backwords

[simple flax]

im gonna kick you in the belly!!!!!🥰

[autumn mantle]

Theyre too young to know

No

[simple flax]

ROBERT SO POWERFUL HE MADE A BABY WITH A CONDOM ON

[haughty sedge]

Wow, all the people here are crazy

[simple flax]

diamond king did you get your nitro yet?

[haughty sedge]

Yall are usually too busy grinding skyblock aren’t you

[soft widget]

Doesn't take long. Some wheat and few stacks of cocoa growing. Makes 8 cookies per cocoa +2 wheat. Easy.

[haughty sedge]

Already told you I can’t

[simple flax]

oh yeah... awkward

[autumn mantle]

Haven't played in months

[simple flax]

roberts winning me over....

[haughty sedge]

I don’t need it anyway

[simple flax]

dammnit. i must stay strong

[haughty sedge]

What’s the point

[proper fog]

nah really lol im already at like 30k

[simple flax]

people always ask "whats the point" but never "hows the point" :(

[soft widget]

The addiction has to vent out some where.

[simple flax]

ROBERTA?!?!? ITS A GIRL?!?!?! yup say bye bye tummy kick time

[autumn mantle]

Lmao

[simple flax]

true

Im black!!!!

[autumn mantle]

Never thought it was a mistake. Don't you go looking silly now

[soft widget]

Thief

[sour geyser]

guys I have a question

[simple flax]

yes bugra

[autumn mantle]

Im not wearing pants rn, jokes on you 🫢

[sour geyser]

how do i get a thousand goddamn eggs on skyblock

[simple flax]

you have to delete the system32 file in your windows folder

then you will get eghgs

eggs

[autumn mantle]

Insert disappear gif

[simple flax]

chickens+hopper

[sour geyser]

great answer bro thank you

[soft widget]

Leave ya chicken spawners in a hole with hoppers nearby. Come back in 20 years

[simple flax]

im at 700 eggs

you all don't know what its like to see it all.... i've seen the darkness

[sour geyser]

i havent gotten to the iron part yet tho

[simple flax]

then come back to that quest later

yes I'll file it for you my love

oop

[sour geyser]

dexter morgan

[simple flax]

arthur morgan

[glacial zinc]

Serv up? Im away

[simple flax]

yes

[glacial zinc]

noami can you comfirm?

[autumn mantle]

Trump baby!

[glacial zinc]

Take back the usa !!! 🇺🇸

[autumn mantle]

But i live in California, don't count much

[glacial zinc]

Streaks

Noamis are server up

[sour geyser]

that was fast

u got no one?

[autumn mantle]

It actually takes maturity to joke about politics and not get triggered. I love the SNLs where they make fun of trump. It's hilarious, comedy has no bounds

[simple flax]

I have an itching in the back of my throat that only a man's tongue could satisfy

right here naomi

[soft widget]

The announcements will mention that when it is

[autumn mantle]

Hmu on AOL or myspace

[glacial zinc]

thank you mami

[sour geyser]

imagine having no one to talk to on snapchat

[autumn mantle]

Dreams come true every day

Forgot about bebo

[sour geyser]

ask about it to your father

[soft widget]

Black berry messenger? That still exists?

[simple flax]

BUGRA IS OFFICIALLY IN ON THE ACTION NEW PLAYER LETS GO

teefs

[autumn mantle]

I loved blackberry

[simple flax]

14 ft hang

[autumn mantle]

Only issue was the damn roller balls

[sour geyser]

galatasaray vs manu was great

[autumn mantle]

No

[simple flax]

yes my love

[sour geyser]

nah bro

robert you dont get to talk

[simple flax]

hmm.

[autumn mantle]

Oof, hope karma doesn't hear this

[simple flax]

if its okay with millie.

[meager onyx]

so i’m jus forgotten ig

[simple flax]

WOW

cmon yall aint gonna invite my boy kaden?

[meager onyx]

no robert kidnapped me

[soft widget]

Still have my blackberry. Touch screen. Button keyboard. Nostalgic. Doesn't turn on anymore. Served me well years ago

[simple flax]

what are you guys going to do to me??!!😊

wild tings innit

maaddd

[sour geyser]

we’re gonna leave you alone in a room wit robert

[simple flax]

id rather slit my throat.

[autumn mantle]

Their baby clock starts ticking

[simple flax]

aw:)

we same same

[autumn mantle]

21 and it's already ticking, ouch

Lol

[simple flax]

me and kaden hitting a mango pod juul in the corner with a homeless guy

naomi i keep thinking your pic is a mans forehead

[sour geyser]

prime juul days hit different bro

[simple flax]

ruined my life

ok good.

[autumn mantle]

Hard pass, I already have 3

[soft widget]

When skyblock returns. This chat going to die from the whiplash of people vanishing.

[simple flax]

tell me about it.. THAT THANG HUGE

[autumn mantle]

Love to hate more like it...

[sour geyser]

she actually did it

[simple flax]

much better

[sour geyser]

awww

get a room you two 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[simple flax]

hiding your forehead in that one as well but thats chill

we know your BIG secret naomi

BIG OLD secret right on your face

🤐

[autumn mantle]

Sig 1911

[soft widget]

This sleep over needs sleep

How can the sleep be over otherwise.

[sour geyser]

last time I was at a sleepower the first person to sleep got shot

[simple flax]

okay secret 1. robert (I call him bert) is my step-brother. raised by the same mother

[sour geyser]

oh yea hows the leg

[simple flax]

yeah sometimes bertie boy

baby bert

absolutely disgusting.

innit x

[sour geyser]

tomorrow is brush day

hope you planned something special

[simple flax]

im a woman!

small world

[soft widget]

Other channels exist. Double the ban chance though

[simple flax]

im in your walls baby bertie boy

robert you're a confusing figure

fr

[sour geyser]

my sister identifies as exoskeleton

[soft widget]

As long as skyblock comes out first

[simple flax]

robert dont pretend you have international friends.

[sour geyser]

robert nobody cares about your prime minister

[simple flax]

yutenem

[soft widget]

"loses all items and cash to void due to bug"

[simple flax]

okay

[soft widget]

Wait until you get to cave spiders..

[simple flax]

im a very good bad boy

[sour geyser]

me and my gf went to the gynecologist yesterday

guess how that went

[gloomy shale]

don’t have anything anyway other than a few pumpkins i’ll survive

[simple flax]

MILLIE ARE YOU TAM REY

[soft widget]

Saying that defeats the point of a backup.

[simple flax]

25 on the 11th😎

big bubby says clean behind your ears!

CUZ THEM THANGS STANK

[sour geyser]

jack prolly has some friends that got married and he’s chatting on a minecraft discord server with us

[simple flax]

I BET THE SOIL QUALITY IS GREAT DIRTY LADY
\

[fluid mortar]

Is skyblock working

[simple flax]

I NEVER SAID SLEEP

[simple flax]

yes

[fluid mortar]

K

[gloomy shale]

No I'm asking you if we have a server opening time

[soft widget]

Why get married when you can skyblock. Just makes sense

[simple flax]

millie just use one account its confusing

[sour geyser]

who’s millie

[simple flax]

its really weird that you're doing that actually... you okay?

naomi and I are worried

[gloomy shale]

I am a player lol

[simple flax]

a player 😎

cold naomi.. ice cold!!!!

blah blah blah send the kiss pic

[soft widget]

"o.o" said in a room full of guys

[simple flax]

can i be the dog instead?

AROO AROO

[sour geyser]

tam would you give a shot at naomi

[simple flax]

more of a howl... im still learning

[fluid mortar]

Bro skyblock not working it’s say currently under manintenace

[simple flax]

wow

weird im playing rn

[sour geyser]

ur dad

[soft widget]

Wait for announcements

[fluid mortar]

Cap

[sour geyser]

haha

just like your leg

[simple flax]

ALERT ALERT cream forming cream forming ALERT ALERT

[soft widget]

That name spelling. Kids used to use that version back in school

[sour geyser]

you really shouldn’t have slept

I think jack is giving it a shot

[simple flax]

NAOMI CMON MAN

[soft widget]

Not something I'd want to hear with majority males

[simple flax]

scared of a little cream?

dont address me if you use light mode..

[hearty glade]

Where sky block at

[sour geyser]

dark mode is for people with eyes man

[soft widget]

Look at my beard. Does it not scream sponge?

[sour geyser]

went off to get some milk

[autumn kelp]

When skyblock coming back

[simple flax]

im scared to look at your beard. i can feel its scary dark aura from here

[autumn kelp]

How long has skyblock been offline

[simple flax]

ITS BACK UP JUST NOW!!!!!! RESTART YOUR COMPUTER QUICK!!

[soft widget]

Food bank of split ends and wavy face pubes

[simple flax]

DELETE SYSTEM32 QUICK!!!

[sour geyser]

will it work? I really need my skyblock

[simple flax]

yes it will work very good

[sour geyser]

robert just got up for school

[soft widget]

Sus

[sour geyser]

its pe day

[simple flax]

im completely frothed

[hearty glade]

Looking for system 32 deletion tut rn

[soft widget]

Said the lactose intolerant vampire

[sour geyser]

if it doesnt work try chewing your ssd

[simple flax]

I have an awful canker sore in my cheek and i need another humans spit to heal it

microwave your motherboard to restore it

[hearty glade]

Doesn't sound smart bro

[sour geyser]

just trust me bro

[autumn kelp]

When do you all think we will get the end update

[hearty glade]

Alr deleting system 32 rn

[soft widget]

You mean hawk tuah therapy

[autumn mantle]

Prolly 5 years...

[autumn kelp]

Before gta 6

[autumn mantle]

Lol

[simple flax]

you look so british fr

[soft widget]

Chorus trees that take 50 years to grow per block

[sour geyser]

who’s the parrot now

[hearty glade]

WTF MY COMPUTER

[soft widget]

Bacon popcorn

[simple flax]

is it working better rye

[hearty glade]

You cooked my pc

[bitter oak]

Rip

[simple flax]

cooked like really good?

[hearty glade]

How do I fix

[simple flax]

NAOMI IM SURE HE WILL BE BACK DONT WORRY!!!!

put it in the dish washer

[autumn mantle]

He ran away from you.

[sour geyser]

robert hung himself

[soft widget]

What time is it for.. Yall?

[hearty glade]

Nice try but it won't fit inside my wife

[simple flax]

GEEZUS

[cursive mural]

update: Skyblock is still out :(

[simple flax]

gottem

[cursive mural]

on bedrock at least

[hearty glade]

Yeah she's from a different nation

[thin dust]

Can someone @ me whenever skyblock is up

[hearty glade]

@thin dust it's still down

[soft widget]

Announcements will

[sour geyser]

guys is skyblock still down?

[thin dust]

Idek why I tried

Thx

[simple flax]

NOTICE: SKYBLOCK WILL BE BACK
             ONLINE IN 5 MINUTES
    WE'RE SORRY FOR THE DELAY

EVERY PLAYER WILL BE GIVEN 1000 XP

[thin dust]

Thx

[soft widget]

The emoji's made that look legit

Make a naomijane8 account

[sour geyser]

does it work now?

I don’t get it

[hearty glade]

No

[soft widget]

I feel like we should have a global skyblock chat option. Can be toggled. For all skyblock players.

[sour geyser]

keep trying man