#🪓︱skyblock
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Y0 in nether, y-64 in ow
So your save isn't screwed
You just have to work for it all back
Yup
Its the downside of having others on your profile
It does warn you tbf
In the invite bit, says to only invite those you trust
Just wait for someone to mine every block and throw into void after you've spent every single coin and your left on 1 block with 1 shop
Then you are screwed
You can also mine the last block via doors
Get a floating villager
Yep
Then break it all
How can I get to the nether?
Island 7
I'm glad that I just built a mega cacti farm, so I can get the money for spawners.
Uhhh no
Cacti farms are a no
what island are you on?
Why?
There's more efficient farms before
Coco beans gives like 4x as much
And only requires a small amount of effort
I don’t want a cat though
I have cocoa too.
Then on island 6 melons are crazy
Then melons are used to get pigs
Pigs then are used to get creepers
Then bing bang bosh. You have 250mil an hour like me
This is like the only sb in existance where cacti farms arent that good
I am on the desert island.
Since cocoa out ranks cacti
And you get cocoa before cacti
And you only need money for 1 thing on desert
After that you unlock melons
Then your far past those 2
but yeah, cocoa is your best money maker rn
We both have ADHD if you couldn't tell
till melons
what nooo...right?
Shhh
@compact lark how many cats do you own?
2
Cool
name as many blocks as you can think for texturing a huge sandstone floor
Chiseled Sandstone
Smooth sandstone
Make it a random between sand, sandstone, and smooth sandstone
Stoned smoothsand
its...
My dogs been weird lately
Those 3 are the only ones that have different top textures
arent they all the same top texture, or am i blind?
Nope
He's decided he doesn't like his bed anymore
Smooth sandstone, sandstone, and sand has different top texture
Preferably smooth sandstone staira
Birch buttons
That's a nightmare
Yes, but sparcely
I tried alright. I used all my brain power for that
Nightmares can be fun
There is a slight variation
Either way
Try and add in corner stairs into it
Adds depth
Leg reveal😱
You didn't pick sandstone
Just alternate with sand
The sandstone picked you
If I ever come to the U.K. I’ll come looking for you in sainsburys. I know what your arm looks like so I will easily find you
Def lucifer that dog is btw
No no. Satan
They're the same
mebbe some stripped birch 😮
Depending on mythology
Shh
okay gonna go do the mom thing for a bit
dont do anything i wouldnt do
dont do anything i wouldnt let daughter do
dont get arrested!
😛
Hmmm
yeah food, lol
Cant be arrested if you're not found
Can't be found if you don't exist
Crazy
Crazy ? I was crazy once
They put me in a room, a rubber room, with rubber rats. Rats? I hate rats they make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room, a rubber room, with rubber rats. Rats? I hate rats they make me crazy.
The “I hate rats” part isn’t in it
And it’s also “they locked me in a room”
I got it from a YouTube video from 2007
That’s quite old
whats the best way to get money for blot out the sun
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Coco beans
BRING BACK ASSASSINATIONS
IT WILL REVIVE CUBE
BRING BACK THE COMMUNITY
CUBECRAFT NEEDS BIG JUGJUG! ( ASSASSINATIONS )
anyone wanna come to magic v hornets tn i got an extra ticket
oh no that is giving um kidnapper
uh huh
im not a kidnapper
o wow congrats!
anyone wanna play?
oh no its giving lonely
oh no its not
what time is the game
tha k you cited
did you lnwo
😮 u spelt my name right
yeah thats the best part lmao
stop
also guess what happens tomorrow
LALALLAA
brb gonna go call my daughter off school for tomorrow
otherwise i have to play wi a BULLY
sorry i didnt hear ur question
IM GONNA SPAM YOU TMR
imma be sick all day tmr
wont be able to make it online at all
already have it penciled on my calendar
Uhm what
I am questioning reality
no such thing tho
so... how can u question it if it doesnt exist? !
YES THEY CAN
so wait... we are in a simulation and within the situation you have a simulation of reality in an interrogation room and are questioning it?!
wow weird, there's a weird blank message between ours
I am questioning reality itself. It ain't responding
_ _
yeah like that but without the name
_ _
yep but it doesnt have ur name either 😮
|| ||
strange
CITED
WHAT ON EARTTH
ARE U RAMBLING ABT
there it is again
I only see this iron badge thing
Its due to the simulation
you guys are all bullies
Probably just a graphical glitch
im gonna break the block beneath you tomorrow cuted
might have to stay away from skyblock tmmrw so the glitch doesnt affect my game 😮
cited is in her own reality
hear we getting a patch in 2024
Yeah
cited
daughter just made me listen to the worlds darkest song but like its got peppy upbeat music its awesome
oml theres that blank message again
buggy buggy
Whats it called?
sweet hibiscus tea? i think
she was so excited to show me
i have a few like that as well, she definitely gets it from me LOL
Fair
we should swap songs sometime! 😄
Hehe yes
Look up sealed vessel (from hollow knight)
Its a masterclass of beauty and tearing your emotions apart
daughter went to do laundry, we will watch them when she get back in
Chat can anyone recommend me a good zombie farm? I need one that drops both items and xp. Can include hoppers and that stuff btw.
Send link in dms and ping me here if you have one.
don’t ping me if you don’t have one
if you dont know how people have children you probably aren't old enough to be on discord, tbh
lioking forward to not playing skyblock tome
and yes, i am old, thats a well established fact
LMAO GRANDMA CITED
yes yes now hush before i whack u wi my cane
GEN X oml
Mwahaha
😝
i swear if my daughter ever comes in a chat and says some dum shizz like that, yall lemme know, so i can beat her up
jd i SAW that
Can you remind me
you dork
watermelons.
Wouldnt know as wouldnt know her online name :p
How can I experience this as a man
okay i will do that
OH NOW U ACKNOHAGEDE ME
L
Close 1983/82
now who got the toddler treatment
u rite... can yall even count that high?
wawawa
Yes
im giving you the toddler treatment drom now on cited
1 2 skip a few 40
🍼 have a bottle lil babbie
💀
proof
Ive shown proof :3
i got a bottle for tou cuted
oh no my name again
isnt it time for your game, oml u gon be late
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40
cheater, u gave them the answer
HUH
lol u quoted the wrong msg
1983 is a year which would make 40 the age. you only need count to 40
You get their age
Hehehe
CUTED U CAN CLAMP SOME BRAIN CELLS TOGETHER AND FIGURE WHAT I MWANT
somewhere between 40 and 200
LMAO
mom them out cited
not sure
her motherly instincts are kicking in
its a constant struggle between "be an asshole" and "be a mom" 😭
YET YOU ACT LIKE BOTH WITH ME
adults dont go "omg u have babby ur must be 900!?!?!?!" tho
WTH
me sitting here with AuDHD
hello adult man i am jd
...
what?
hiya hazel
Tbh the main problem is that you couldn't do basic maths to find out that i was tryna say she was 40
🤣
Hello
what is wagwan you grown ahh man
im dying oml
I wasnt too specific
Basically
this is such a fascinating convo
Watch geowizards play geoguessr
u cant make me, ur not my real dad Dx
but how can i not click on "Lazy Boss Forces Me to do HIS JOB."
Oh thise ones
who said anything about males? O.o
but fair point, should i call u mom instead? Dx
Hmm
emom
What is a non binary parent called actually?
ur an emom
whatever they want to be called /srs
some use mom/dad, some have other words, its chill
Perfect
nah, people legit dyin over those things, i try not to say it as a joke
OMG
look up "ragdoll cat forgets he has a tail"
on yt
do it
gogogo
Those people just overreact tbh
Oh speaking of ragdolls
You see this menace?
Half ragdoll
Half main coon
aww cuute
Imagine a dog sized cat jumping over your fence
omg it is 12 degrees F in my house rn imma kill someone
2.5 days
First person in sight
clifford the big red dog situ
Im sure you know who~
Upside of cold
You can always put on more layers
Downside of heat
There is only so much layers you can take off
ye she threw me a hoodie its all good
nah this one is mrbeast
Oh fair enough
?!
A underswap papyrus hoodie
Hopefully
Its def doable
Maybe can be a stickcraft too if you have the tools
(Orange base + smth underswap based)
gonna turn her into a skeleton so its more realistic
Get some hydrochloric acid, will help
May need enough for a bath tub almost
oml that shizz is expensive
also
fbi might break down my door any second
why do i actually google this stuff
Its stomach acid basically
XD
i have them irl too tho
Same!
Somehow joked about being in a polynamourous relationship with my whole friendship group once
Dk how
But it happened
im so out of it today and i cannot keep my eyes open idk whats even
Just sleep
i did lol
Brain is spamming the turn off button
its almost 7 pm
Its 1am here :p
i keep losing track of what happened to who, so it puts me to sleep lol
Considering i was awake till 5am yesterday...
Well yeah
Stressed induced insomnia is great
just dont be stressed
ez
nah, but ye that sucks
hope you can get some rest tonite tho
ye i have autism too... thats called racing thoughts ... they gave me some medicine for BPD that helps with it a bit so i can mostly sleep now
yeah fr downside xD
And i cant fit in a proper routine either (thanks adhd~)
So its either i get no sleep and soon pass out. Or i stress about having a routine thats not natural and not sleep at all
fun game
does sleeping at unusual times mess up any rigid scheduling like work/school for u?
Sometimes
Normally its like i either get an hour sleep if its before i sleep
Or i sleep to 7am
(So yesterday i slept from 5 to 7)
Given i dont even need to awaken at 7 now (out of education as of last year), but its whats natural to me
My "natural" clock is 11-7
But i can easily live off of 4-5 hrs sleep
thank god for that
i used to stress a lot about keeping a "normal" sleep schedule... or making sure daughter did
finally got to the point where i realized thats all based on "normal" 9-5 work schedules which... are kinda unnatural
so now we just sleep when we sleepy usually
takes a lot of the pressure off
I wish i could do that, likely will take a while for it to build out of me
Easy way is if i exhaust myself fully as a "full reset" of sorts
But well thats unhealthy
ye
It'll fix eventually
hopefully soon lol
hello
hiya
hi
so i bought java+bedrock and for me only bedrock is working
does anyone else have this issue?
i havent had, no
alright
What happens when you try and open up java?
when did u buy them?
so it says buy now and when i click on it it says i already own it
a week ago
Try and restart the launcher?
already tried
uninstall, clear cache, reinstall?
cant
alright
Night chat🥰
Uninstall the whole browser
i dont use browser
night brooke ❤️
ok
Im mixing my words up a lot today
lol
Ok so what happened today, my friend I play skyblock with said the server reset today and he lost all his tools and an armour set after putting them in a chest and when I logged on today I saw all the cocoa beans we planted were gone but he probably just forgot to replant them, what happened to his stuff and the server today
Server got rolled back
srry i cant read
what up lil man
wow good thing i napped today i must have just missed the problem XD
ur a lil man
lol thats still like 12 hrs tho
yes,
im gonna get sum absolutely amazing sleep
no you are lil man
imma laugh if skyblock go down tomorrw because the winter thing
winter update?
neither
both
i think like snowman survival smth
wait arent you on bedrock
JD
well uh
i was just about to say
akwarddddd
idk if we can play lmao
i can play both
but like
no offence
i would rather eat a decaying rat then play bedrock sky lock
phew, dodged that
Ok bro😭
ALSO
just wait till ur computer melts too... then ull want to play bedrock 😭
lol imagine only 35 tabs
Ah well, at least I know I'm not ending a skyblock relationship
avg is over 400, come at me
hope u didnt lose too much
UR BRAIN IS MORE MUSH THEJ YOUR COMPUTER
LMAO IM SORRY that was mean
at least i type real words oml 😝
Cocoa beans were the main thing, we have to grow back from 1 now
ah that sucks, sorry
L2text oml
Not your fault lol
yes it is.
she did this
cited caused all of this rollback
omg omg imagine if id been on and actually finished my dome and then .... rollback Dx
cri
mb
how mad ud be if i legit stopped talking
lookin immaculate
and those the smallest layers
need like 300 quartz stairs tho
but if i wasnt being lazy i woulda finished today i think
i wanna build something big and cool
but im a donut
im good at the making money part
yep too bad u have no builder frenz
i have 1 player in my co op who doesnt play
im too far to inv someone
all these brokies
im mr money bags
fantastic we won and i got 140$ buy 1 get one free jerseys
how was your night
ok mr money bags lemme hold five dolla
oh thats cool af
i just chilled wi my kid, kinda quiet tonight tbh
oh and we watched the irl squid games last night
Why are you having a one sided convo?
its trash but i am hooked
🤣
i was bored but now ur here, i dont have to
Fair
WAIT U SPOSE TO B SLEEPIN
Yeah if you cant tell, i couldn't sleep
Just been watching smth thats on tv called dash & lily
Lil christmas thing
Two people getting to know eachother via a notebook thing, learning who eachother are in the process of doing small little dares
And pushing eachother outside of their comfort zones without knowing the other person in person
First episode will explain the premise basically
ahhh might look it up
Unironically has caught my interest
gonna be bored tomorrow cause daughter goin back to school
Fair
i got you
the guy next to me had a daughter and they were so cute
its so much snow now my internet is trash
Could be worse
no it is stress maker Dx
Nah, the crunch is fun
And i embrace the cold (somewhat)
Better then being too warm, thats for sure
yes but... it downs powerlines, makes the roads impassable, legit snows people in, people put salt everywhere to fight it and the salt ruins shoes and rugs and paint, the slush makes it near-impossible to walk outdoors, etc, etc
plus, heat doesnt affect my internet xD
Tbf where we live are probably very different, i can walk to where i need to in a max of 35 mins
And internet wise, im fine without :p
Salt wise, deal with it hehe
Worst part is slipping, but i have a technique on balance to basically walk like it was pathway
see... here everything is much farther, but also... like... even snow days arent a thing in the schools, they only get off school if being outside for 30 mins would literally kill ya
The last snow day i had tbh was when school gate couldn't open
it gets COLD.
Cold being how cold
I heard earlier it was like 11° or smth there (farennheit ofc)
look at mr moneybags able to migrate in the winter
where are you from cited
Over here i think it got to -6°c
LMOA
Gonna be getting lower in a few days
put the money in my bag
minnesnowta
we north of like over half the more populated parts of canada here xD
okay so -11°c or smth is what its like rn for you
cold is great but when you live somewhere like minnesotes i feel like minne gets very cold
thats too much
yea its not cold yet
OHH your next to idaho
Tbh i can live with ab -14°
just a lil snowy
i mean arizona
cited ur bedrock?
Plays on switch if you havent seen
cited?
So yes that would be bedrock
yeah they dont do school cancellation unless it hits -30 farenheit
yea
Thats almost when oxygen just freezes
-30??!!
grandma cited lives on saturn
like -10 , -20 is fine as long as the roads are clear for the busses
And road safe*
legit they only care if the busses can run
Dont want almost 0 friction
Cuz atp if they keep it on, lawfully you can keep your child home if they rely on road travel
Due to unsafeness
i keep my kid home whenever i say she stayin home cause im her mom lol
but the bus company decides if its school that day
Yeah at the end of the day, you decide
each school district has its own rules, and this one go by the bus company
So..hypothetically speaking
If you sabotage the road
hypothetically
You cancel school for a while
i legit called her in 2 days last week cause the holiday break wasnt long enough and we wanted to play minecraft
Geez
correct xD
Valid tbh
mental health matters 🙂
First person in the left end of the world who cares, woah
tbf... we in a pretty good district, and they actually do care
but partly i genuinely hope they try to say something at any point because 1) i have a good lawyer and an iep rep with claws, and she on an iep and 2) i would rather go back to homeschooling anyway, and in MN theres like 0 hoops to jump through
but she wanna do public school for social reasons, so
Tbh fair for that
Well the option is always there + if she ever needs help with school, well you seem to def have the skills to help that
my biggest problem is... so like she basically stay between a 3.7 and a 4.0 avg, she on the dean's list every quarter, so she getting everything they teach her, right? but...
they do placement tests at the beginning and end of every year, and she always does super well at the beginning, from what she learned/retained over summer she's ahead of grade level. or same when she's homeschooled.
But her scores drop to grade level avg by the end of the year, so...
i feel like school making her dumber? XD
idk
but i mean its her life/future/memories... so... her choice unless it becomes a serious issue... so im just... :/
So they teach you the answer and not how you find out the answer
Basically
Atleast, a majority of teachers do
Some good ones dont, but vast majority, where i live and over there, do it
yeah, and now they doing this... it should be a good thing, because they recognizing different learning styles, but they teaching like 10 ways to do each type of problem, and like.... thats too much
not every kid can memorize every technique and still CHOOSE one, yknow
I understand being flexible, but one universal way works
Oh i connect with this really well actually
You know polynomial devision?
Aka long devision
Dk what its called there
Its with algebra anyways
ye
Well i cant understand it at all
However
I found a cool trick to do it in reverse with the multiplication grid
It requires a bit of logic but its simple when you see it
thats cool u found a trick that works for you!
i agree, school teaches are relied on by memorizing
we ran into a problem where like
okay so when she was like 3, obvs she can already count, so we start math with like
Here's 1 cookie AND we add another cookie so now you have... count them...
D: 2 cookie!
And you eat one
right but
now you know if you say a word after the number, the number doesnt change
so if you know 1 cookie and 1 cookie is 2 cookies
you know 1 hundred and 1 hundred is 2 hundred
Yes
or 1 billion and 1 billion is 2 billion
But is the problem going inside that "word"
so she went into pre-k knowing how to add and subtract
Or at least the concept of that
and they told her, no you cant do that cause you have to start in the ones column
:/
Doesnt matter the method as long as you get the answer
Tbf those are fine
so I'd sub in like 2+3 = a
or 2+a = 5
so by 1st grade she's not afraid of letters in math
but the teacher decides she's mixing up letters and numbers and tries to train her out of it
so because we've done both homeschool and reg school, she get confused about the "right way" sometimes, and like.... the right way is whatever works for you, while consistently giving the correct solution
Absolutely
but nop, not in public school there is one almighty way to do things
i have gone toe to toe wi so many teachers, and like im a retired teacher so they cant doubletalk me and i shut it down quick, but also... idk
like
I do understand that
My school had some teachers that...weren't the best
Lets just say
if college professors are also gonna give her grief, maybe she needa learn more traditional ways
But due to me needing to teach myself a lot i could see thru a lot of it
They're a bit better overall
From what ive heard
and she getting to the point where she know more than me on a lot of stuff... like... i taught preschool, and i taught hs english
my math is crap lol
yeah, well, i guess we'll see
if she even go to college... she wanna work right out of school if she can get a foot in a door somewhere
she doesnt know doing what, btw
just something
xD
Thats something you have a long time to decide for
Even i still dont know really
Just a general idea almost
Just ease her into it
well, and at this point college is becoming... less essential?
Make it not seem life changing (even tho it is)
Cuz it can terrify you out of doing stuff
Anxiety is a silent killer for dreams, that i can say for sure
oh yeah, and she already decided she's living at home even if she does go to college
Keeps you company :p
also that she's gonna stay living wi me till she's at least 25
and that im never getting grandkids
so
thats my future planned for me, ig
yea
either way, im not really one of those... imma say what you do cause im ur mama... types
its her future 🤷♀️
As long as she keeps the say, its fine
does punching creepers to the void counts ?
The final decision
just put me in a nice nursing home, its all good
If youre near the void, yes
really? didnt work for my last quest, ofc thats not creepers yet
Its due to despawn distance
it did for cave spiders tho
128+ blocks and hostiles despawn
gotcha
Because spiders are weird
They're agro then theyre not then they are and its just...
screw em
fair point
is there a quest in which i need to eat cookies?
I think a secret quest. Not sure
Anyone got a simple spider farm sor skyblock
Uhm yes
They do. They just don't move
Unless you use a powered rail
dude they dont work
I got them to work
how show me
Anyone wanna play. .
You don't have boost. You can't stream in the vc
ima vc you then '
simple
Let me get on my pc first
alr
tag me once your on
You seem smart...will a normal mob farm with the spanners in it work well?
Yeah it will
Thanks
How are yall getting Redstone? I got a quest for powered rails
you dont get redstone. the powered rails you get from a quest is all you get
Oh ok
What demonic said
is that the only way
Yes
You don’t have to get a fortune shovel though, if you don’t want to, it just makes it faster.
You can just break it with your fist.
Yo chat can anyone recommend me a good zombie farm that drops both xp and the items? The farm can use hoppers btw. Zombie spawner levels are 10, 12, 14, and 18 btw. Dm me with the link to the YouTube video you recommended. Don’t try calling or pinging me cause I’ll be at school so I can’t respond.
A simple dropper with a high level smite sword
And keep all your spawners the same level
Wait a sec, 16 pillars??? Bro i have 4 and 16 aint possible cuz of 32 blocks width spawnlimkt
good morning, good morning, hello and how are you? im fine, im fine, and i hope that you are too
30 blocks fall into 1 block lava and then another 3 blocks fall killslvl one pigs or can i go even shorter?
(also tough ones)
Or do you mean it like that:? @gritty mango
Fg fg fg ...
Same
Same
Same
Fg fg fg fg sp sp fg fg fg
So
Uhm
Wait
One layer is like this and that times for placed intk a biggersquare? (Every dirtblock represents an open fencegate)
@ whoever knows about this or especially nolife xelia @gritty mango
A 4x4 spawner pillar area is only 24x24....
4 spawner 4 spawner 4 spawner 4 spawner 4
Aint it 4 in every sideways direction from the spawner?
I know
^ count
That's 4+1+4+1+4+1+4+1+4
Then by itself
4x4 spawner pillars
But how is this doable for 16 of spawners per layer? Otherwise i cant do that in just 50 blocks height
Eh
24x24 blocks in a 4+1+4+1+4+1+4+1+4 on each side
It's not hard dude
Height doesn't have anything to do with it
You can do up to 36 pillars like that if you really wanted to
4x4
This is correct. Now do it the other direction
I have 4 pillars on 14x 14 outside tf
Sounds right
The edge ones always are the most
Its squared so
1*1 is 9 blocks
2*2 is 14 blocks
3*3 is 19 blocks
4*4 is 24 blocks
5*5 is 29 blocks
6*6 is 34 blocks
Understand?
Watch this dipsh.. burn
Uhm tf what renders in red here? There should be glass, not redstone
