media

[languid timber]

Idk

and when i change page

[ancient breach]

you cant with soundcloud

[languid timber]

i know 😦

iyi senden

spoti nasi gidiyo

[ancient breach]

english please

fym nope lil bro

[cloud dune]

Someone sent this in my Snapchat group chat

[languid timber]

i support thé orange too

[languid timber]

no u

[pure igloo]

@paper relic

[paper relic]

Well if the message is still there, report it
If not, afaik, there's nothing you can do

[ancient breach]

woah we got an edgelord in chat

[turbid tinsel]

dbi lil bro

@rigid coral

uh..........

[languid timber]

anyone know how to fix my discord looking like this? (Ive already tried in theme settings and its not changing)

[hard ravine]

is that opera?

[jovial geode]

Friendly reminder that memes aren’t allowed in this server ^~^

[jovial geode]

Are you on the web version of the app?

[languid timber]

Look like the background image can't load for some reasons

[languid timber]

Yea does that matter?

[hard ravine]

opera might be the one causing it to look like that

https://www.reddit.com/r/discordapp/comments/14qsu95/my_discord_website_looks_weird/

[shrewd sun]

this is 9 y/o kid

[languid timber]

@stray coyote

[neon canopy]

No 🤓

[languid timber]

also in #general-chat

[ember jasper]

mods pls fix

[lavish quartz]

Uh oh

[sinful summit]

https://tenor.com/view/scooby-doo-scoobydoo-uhoh-ruhroh-gif-19389191

[frigid void]

Buff Mario knows you haven't watched the super Mario show

Really nice peach art

[ember jasper]

cool

where is that?

[hasty breach]

I filmed that from a bridge just next to the Gladstone Park Metra station.

[ember jasper]

wher is taht sorry

in illinois?

[languid timber]

This looks like a game with very good graphics to me.

[hasty breach]

Chicago

[ember jasper]

are you ok?

[hasty breach]

what

[ember jasper]

wandering around in chicago at night?

[hasty breach]

The stereotype of this city being comically dangerous is incorrect. Although some areas of Chicago are dangerous, northwestern Chicago isn’t.

because christmas

[languid timber]

cute

[hasty breach]

the

[ember jasper]

i played watch dogs i know the chi better than you citizen

[hasty breach]

I’ve lived here for more than a decade, mate.

and the map of “chicago” in watch dogs hurts to look at, it looks more like new york than chicago 💀

No, MPI MP36PH-3C

[ember jasper]

but they captured the atmosphere

so gritty and dark so realistic

[shrewd sun]

discord should ban him already

[ember jasper]

just like chicago irl

crime everywhere

[shrewd sun]

im 18 and hes 9

[languid timber]

This is totally not edited at all.

[shrewd sun]

true

[hasty breach]

you sure about that? (yes this is in chicago)

[hasty breach]

no

[ember jasper]

yes look at the crime boss in his limo

and before you say anything man im italian i know about these things trust me

[languid timber]

Now that's a beautiful engine

[hasty breach]

nah mate that’s just gerald (totally)

[hasty breach]

[languid timber]

You saw the CP Holiday Train

It's so pretty with all the lights

[hasty breach]

yes

[ember jasper]

until you notice that the lights are there to distract from a crime infested city, the real life gotham

[hasty breach]

the sound of an EMD F40PH-2 though, absolutely beautiful

[hasty breach]

nah that’s st louis

[cursive beacon]

i dunno man.

[ember jasper]

all the same

[cursive beacon]

(Mike is the scammer I talked about btw)

[hasty breach]

yeah I can tell you’re just doing this to annoy me

[languid timber]

It's so satisfying

[ember jasper]

don't fall for scams

[hasty breach]

either that or you’re just a new yorker

[ember jasper]

yes sorry bro

[hasty breach]

[ember jasper]

i like messing with US-Americans

[wide marsh]

Good you spare the expats

[languid timber]

[hasty breach]

yes

[hasty breach]

[ember jasper]

why do you have such ugly emojis

[hasty breach]

because yes

[near hawk]

no way

[ember jasper]

can we smoke a peace pipe so you can stop using these horrible emojis

[hasty breach]

[near hawk]

😱

[ember jasper]

ok lets meet in san fran for that heard they have som good pipes

[near hawk]

🎄 9 days left until Christmas! ⚠️ Better be your nicest!

[ember jasper]

sheesh

it's actually 8 you were right

[near hawk]

no thats christmas eve

[ember jasper]

americans 😂

[near hawk]

wdym

no 25!

[ember jasper]

normal people celebrate on the 24th

[near hawk]

for me its the 25th

[ember jasper]

in the evening

then the 25th ist the 1st christmas day and 26 the 2nd

imagine opening presents in the morning the day after lol

[cursive beacon]

@ember jasper

[ember jasper]

damn

we have to confront this guy

i have some cousims over there hold on

[tiny furnace]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1109480970287067176/1185740648129769673/20231216_192852.jpg?ex=6590b608&is=657e4108&hm=170c4acb920efeeb1705f2f43cb19674e14a0838e5e70b8caccca577e237c832&

[wise sage]

YESSSSSSSS

[stray coyote]

is this a baguette pillow?!

[wise sage]

yes

[stray coyote]

AMAZING

[wise sage]

weird

[languid timber]

Sandwich

[tiny furnace]

Lmao thankks i got it for a white elephant gift.

[lofty herald]

All fixed. An update per day at this rate sheesh

[wise sage]

omg cute rat

[languid timber]

Thank you

I stole him from the same sewer the ninja turtles live in

[languid timber]

Felt cute might delete later :3

Who's gonna steal shredder now?

[languid timber]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/y486INpxWzA

Found it

[wise sage]

i'm sorry but that looks ai generated

yeah it definitely is

[languid timber]

Yeah, Agree it kinda does now that you mention it.

[gray wedge]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[languid timber]

What?

[gray wedge]

look at the bottom right

[languid timber]

Oh, my...

[languid timber]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCws-9_9wfk

[lofty herald]

Awww 1000+ isn't specific enough for me to make a witty remark about one of the most used words. Gotta be around 60k by now

[grizzled plank]

i 3d printed a piece hold this clock

[torpid idol]

rate my discord setup (web)

[cloud arch]

😄

[languid timber]

Penny of some kinda

Live in the midwest, looks like that coin artwork stuff

[languid timber]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqTTojTija8

[lofty herald]

"I have a goldfish, this is a tree and we... are in a courtroom?"

[ancient breach]

blud is absolutely majestic

[languid timber]

KDE plasma 💀

[ancient breach]

this is pretty funny

[vale nebula]

🐸

[shrewd sun]

discord i found this 6 yrs old kid go ban him now

everyone look

[wild delta]

Some support if you can

[shrewd sun]

discord should ban him

[vale nebula]

ask him something to test his age

like what is 9+10

[languid timber]

this is already enough for a ban actually.

[vale nebula]

he might be joking about his age

or he was born on 29 feb

[shrewd sun]

he not joking

[vale nebula]

how do u know

[shrewd sun]

he born on 2019

we gonna ban him

prepare to ban

[tawdry vortex]

he is 100% joking tell me what u want 😭

[shrewd sun]

he not joking he tell his real age

[twin vine]

Bro 😭

[lofty herald]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPvbet4vAWs
Good song to type to with headphones on

[rare ivy]

cool

[frosty knoll]

hi

[lavish canyon]

Not sure if Mediterranean or hippy...

[languid timber]

Why is this so long lol?

[gray wedge]

Thats garlic bread

[languid timber]

That looks insane, nice job 👍

[marble orchid]

i found a cool tree

[tawdry vortex]

whoaa

may i ask where that is?

[marble orchid]

new york

[lofty herald]

Hello Internet...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gdEuJ1hAVhQ

[gray wedge]

Rockerfeller tree!

Fun fact, this year's Rockefeller tree is from SUNY Binghamton

[marble orchid]

nice

[hazy panther]

Omg isn't that the tree that appears in home alone?

[hazy panther]

Appears in the home alone movie?

[gray wedge]

Nope, they have a new tree every year

[hazy panther]

I mean that square appears in home alone 2

[torpid idol]

budgie* is just the icon pack that is designed for kde

[willow gulch]

I just noticed this page in settings

[tawdry vortex]

friendly reminder that memes are not allowed here.

[vestal flame]

This game from 2008 comes with a Discord status??? 😭

[humble garden]

As a New Yorker I can confirm Rockefeller Center is fun yet deadly

[humble garden]

bruh

[humble garden]

Bruh

Discordia moment

[humble garden]

Chill out

[gilded dragon]

<@&1168422950685384765> lots of NSFW ^

[languid timber]

<@&1168422950685384765> are you guys trolling? bro do something 😭

[dense junco]

@stray coyote nsfw in chat (help)

[jovial geode]

<@&1168422950685384765>

[languid timber]

🤦‍♀️ would never expect this from an official server

[outer nacelle]

I just checked first time the media 😭

[gilded dragon]

how boring is your life from 1 to 10

[languid timber]

why just why? get a job dude you're disgusting

[dense junco]

oops wrong reply hihi

[gilded dragon]

Already did, I guess we gotta wait until they ban them now

[glossy lion]

<@&1168422950685384765>

[jovial geode]

They’re coming. Just ignore it for now

Thank you

[outer nacelle]

This moderation is worse than roblox's 💀

[glossy lion]

Ty mods

[gilded dragon]

thanks 🙏

[dense junco]

ty mods

[wise sage]

Holy s*** sorry for the late response, I was in VR and trying to view my PC screen nearly crashed me

[glossy lion]

Dude. They are human beings. Not robots

[glossy lion]

It's alright. Y'all are the best ❤️

[wise sage]

No that was honestly fine considering what you were pinging about

[jovial geode]

Funny story I was actually in zoom, but went in VR because I was with friends and they thought it was funny, since my camera was the cameras on the VR headset, and when I exited VR it actually crashed my entire computer

[outer nacelle]

I mean, discord has alot of moderators, also its morning for them in America

[wise sage]

https://tenor.com/view/puppies-silly-puppy-cute-puppy-doggys-dogs-gif-17639683

here

[jovial geode]

Pu🅱️🅱️y!

[glossy lion]

Still you can't comment like that. Do you get paid for moderating a discord server?

[glossy lion]

Ah that soothes my eyes ^_^

[outer nacelle]

No, but that is moderators, helpers, bots for

[glossy lion]

I don't think you are hearing yourself mate. Or reading what I'm saying

[outer nacelle]

Also the player just joined discord, atleast theres cooldown for them to text

[jovial geode]

This server has about... 5 ish mods, I believe?

Employees don't mod here. They have their jobs lol

[outer nacelle]

Its servers fault, they have to moderate 500k player server

[jovial geode]

All things considered that was a pretty fast response time

[outer nacelle]

I mean, knowing theres 1 troll in 500k player count, the admins could get more mods

[jovial geode]

I know. I've asked, but they aren't adding anymore

[outer nacelle]

Its their fault 🤷‍♂️

[jovial geode]

They won't even add me /hj

Not entirely. It's logistics shenanigans

[outer nacelle]

You find bugs and report

Find 10+ bugs and then you get the badge

[unborn jay]

In America it’s 5:20 pm

At least in EST

[jovial geode]

Lol no that's not how it works
The number you need isn't actually known by anyone, and it's not just finding the bug. You have to be the first to report it through Discord Testers

Unfortunately the server is currently private, but you can always submit bugs to https://dis.gd/bugreport ^~^
You can also find more information here: https://dis.gd/bugs

[hard ravine]

new ui

[jovial geode]

That's the friends list

[hard ravine]

friends list, You Tab > Your Friends

[jovial geode]

Yes. Click the You tab and scroll to the bottom

[hard ravine]

click you, and click your friends

[jovial geode]

Yes. Because I got used to it since I gave it a fighting chance

I'm not jazzed about the placement either

[hard ravine]

omfg that isn’t an accessibility issue

you’re painting it as that because you want it to be the exact same

you can tap the top for members list 🤷‍♀️

ok

[lethal harness]

i mean you can but it breaks tos

[jovial geode]

Friendly reminder that memes aren’t allowed in this server ^~^

[marble orchid]

worth it

[wary herald]

https://youtube.com/shorts/cVp4dLCIqA8?si=jr-g3PwTbcqWuB3w

[humble garden]

Ig

[marble orchid]

big christmas tree is cool

[humble garden]

That implies Roblox has moderation

[dusty tinsel]

ai generated with stable diffusion, "AIHubChan on a bed sleeping and screaming, white background" (LoRA needed)

[gray wedge]

@restive isle

[turbid tinsel]

dtesters is actually opening occassionally apparently

[jovial geode]

That's why I said "currently"
Keep an eye on https://dis.gd/bugs for updates
I can't say much more than that

[turbid tinsel]

am i going to be kept waiting for a long time lol

[cloud dune]

This image was generated from the prompt “American coat of arms under orange corporate rule”

Why did it generate SpongeBob

[arctic blaze]

hello guys am serj takian

[wide marsh]

wake up!! 🗣️

[lavish quartz]

Bro hu-

[lofty herald]

@lofty herald

Sorry for ping. Playing around with the thing

[wise sage]

found some beautiful vrchat worlds

[tawdry vortex]

i like the second one!

[jovial geode]

I need to make an avatar of myself

[turbid tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/dodging-bullshit-gif-10310379

[languid timber]

The Christmas Train by Kenneth Baird (My first orchestra concert)

sorry my mom's phone quality sucks

it sounded a lot better in person

[sacred summit]

THIS. Now THIS is a FROG

[near quartz]

frog

[turbid tinsel]

THAT IS A FROG

[copper flame]

phrog

[opal gull]

no bugs are little creatures that crawl around and stuff

dumbass

[jovial geode]

[lavish quartz]

frog! :0

[willow gulch]

did you screen record a landscape video while in portrait orientation 😭

[late rock]

Felix from Stray Kids has such pretty freckles

[verbal charm]

Very good.

[shrewd tendon]

@wise sage ^ a real ping this time

[worldly pendant]

https://youtube.com/shorts/UVZYBU-FtJo?si=yXsQXfWGoLlGcumy

[lofty herald]

https://youtu.be/YHxGg3BrYPs?si=4hGoQJ8Z_O_f1w2k&t=169

Urgh not this guy

[chilly canyon]

This new ui bro, plz

[ancient breach]

whats the issue

[potent comet]

What should my kittens name be its a girl

[languid timber]

@languid timber

[languid timber]

It requires valid payment information to sign up.

[languid timber]

-_-

As I said, there's plenty of free options as well.

Why won't you say that first?

[languid timber]

Let me see

[languid timber]

Nope, you must sign in with a payment method

[languid timber]

Fr me

[grave beacon]

Is it for a certain iOS or something? The update doesn’t come up on my App Store

[empty cliff]

what just happened

[chilly canyon]

Not sure

Im on ios dev beta so that might be why.

[grave beacon]

True true

[loud raven]

Hey guys, your guy's opinion to make my desktop cleaner?

it's too unclean

[west python]

👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

[languid timber]

What is it?

[west python]

i was clappin' because that is a nice piece of art right there

[languid timber]

Thank you 😉

[west python]

just add a cherry blossom tree on the cliff and it will be a masterpiece

[languid timber]

Let's see Cal'lcy'Fer reaction

[west python]

im sure she'd love it

[languid timber]

Okay

[languid timber]

Hello @sharp river Wanna to check some art?, Sure here is one #media message

@wide marsh

[wide marsh]

[languid timber]

Now me

[languid timber]

Do it

[wild vale]

???

[echo moon]

wow i sure do love the new discord app whoo boy

[craggy star]

@errant atlas

[errant atlas]

Oh. You need to update the app.

[craggy star]

it WAS active before, but it deactivated by itself and isn't activating anymore

[errant atlas]

Ah, but you don't have the new layout.

[craggy star]

yes because it's horrid

[errant atlas]

This is what I see.

[craggy star]

ah, shoot

i activated the new layout and now i cannot change it back to normal

[errant atlas]

You'll get used to it.

Let's use #peer-help instead.

[craggy star]

this feels like a trap tbh

[grave brook]

thats how they get you unfortunately

they know if they let ppl change back there would be maybe like 2 ppl willingly using the new layout

[marble junco]

🆕

[steady hollow]

help

[rigid coral]

I think I am having an obsession with rice (it’s mushroom risotto and the other one is caramel pork)

[frigid void]

Looks yummy

[next zephyr]

I dont know if id rather have the risotto or caramel pork, both sound amazing!

[rigid coral]

They are

[next zephyr]

I may need to make risotto tonight! got me craving it

[languid timber]

Nice food!

[hazy panther]

Eh I was kind of put off risotto, but I'm sure it's nice.

[tender sundial]

10/10

[ancient breach]

fire

[lavish quartz]

W

[neon canopy]

Best setup I’ve ever seen 🙌

[rigid coral]

ahaha I am glad it motivated you!

[rigid coral]

Thanks 🕺

[rigid coral]

I used to hate risotto but when you cook something your own way, it usually fits your taste ✨

[rigid coral]

Is it on the cat’s litter lol

[turbid tinsel]

well,

dont worry

[hazy panther]

Probably just got put off because of how the restaurant made it

[rigid coral]

Don’t catch toxoplasmosis please

[turbid tinsel]

but the gaming 😮

[jovial geode]

It’s too late for me

[marble socket]

Hello guys ! I've recreated and animated in 3D an illustration from Discord that I love; I hope you'll enjoy it

https://www.instagram.com/p/C1CuCshqRk8/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== 🫶🏼🐸🍄

fabiococciolo_

« Aria nostalgique » 🍄🐸

J’ai reproduit et animé en 3D une illustration @discord !
(projet personnel)

@discord_fr
#art #motion #motiondesign #3d #2d #3dart #c4d #cinema4d #redshift #discord #illustration #reproduction #digitalartist #creative #design #graphicdesign 👋🏼

Instagram

[maiden mantle]

hmm

[willow gulch]

why are some content showing up as poop? the actual media still shows up when you click on it

[lofty herald]

@ripe garnet it looks like a magician

[ripe garnet]

maybe it is

[languid timber]

Omg lol

[shrewd sun]

do you guys still remember this?

[cloud arch]

? 😄

[cloud arch]

😄 win7?

[shrewd sun]

ayo

[cloud arch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/677241858765881345/1186986881154568222/NITRODES.png?ex=65953ead&is=6582c9ad&hm=8b271a97298dd663aea9ccb28ffb3984088f86da01b41ecdffd7950c0f118f25&

[delicate saddle]

All I want for Christmas......
Isss....

[lofty herald]

https://youtu.be/KNDT7EInclo
Was reminded of the bard in Skyrim

It's a bit of a hopeless feeling song with her singing it

[echo moon]

smashes head against wall repeatedly

btw i love having to do THIS everytime i need to check if anyones replied to me without atting me, its just fantastic

its not sending the fkn message so im just gonna

[hazy panther]

Cause they didn't load properly

[languid timber]

I'm not sure if this image is suitable for here lol. This server also had a very young audience.

[echo moon]

i know the reason its THIS slow is because of my oldass slowass android phone BUT i swear it wasnt nearly this bad on the old layout with the same device 🥲

[errant atlas]

You don't have to go to Search and Media, you can just open the Notifications tab. Also, it's taking a long time because Discord has to load hundreds of images at the same time, use the Members tab instead.

[echo moon]

it doesnt GIVE you a notification if noone replies to or pings you
and i dont wanna see only one or two out of context messages i wanna go back to the last message i sent in the server and see if anything has happened since then

[wide marsh]

<@&1168422950685384765> inappropriate images in #creative as well

[willow gulch]

no it seems like the original file was deleted so it was just loading from the media cache

[hazy panther]

oop

[willow gulch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1146521962466791545/1177144348899541082/attachment4.gif

[hazy panther]

this is funny

[late kindle]

i am leaving this server now, bye

[lofty herald]

Phew that took ages

[hazy panther]

@wise sage

[languid timber]

@gray wedge Weird i can't add you

[hazy panther]

They have their friend requests closed.

[languid timber]

I did

[tawdry vortex]

Discord Color Together - Winter Pack

[viral carbon]

why 12 months

weird rule lmao

[last hollow]

Not weird ,use ur common sense

[next zephyr]

Nitro promotions are typically aimed towards new nitro subscribers, it’s common sense 😭

[ancient breach]

guys do you think they are live on twitch

[solid zealot]

@ancient breach average arch installation

[ancient breach]

yes

i dont see neofetch though thats a -1 point

[solid zealot]

[sacred summit]

idk hard to tell

i think you should all look at him

[languid timber]

@sharp river Self promo

[lavish quartz]

Frog

[vale nebula]

Frog

[velvet wave]

This isn't real
The weird thought that he can actually be added into Fortnite now

[lavish canyon]

Thank goodness we can see the thumbnail...

[sacred summit]

thought this was talking about my post at first and i was like ??? lol

[livid mortar]

[ornate wedge]

@uncut shuttle the only thats active and haven't been dead since the 31st centery Z:)

[languid timber]

OPERA GX is hacked

[ancient breach]

its not

[vagrant hawk]

my new cat that i don't have a name for yet 🙏🙏🙏

[next zephyr]

possible names: Concrete, toothbrush, shower curtain

[vagrant hawk]

Shower Curtain 😭?

[frank crag]

awww

mouseeater

[errant atlas]

🤔

[lavish quartz]

They shy 🥰

[frank crag]

call your cat Fido.

it's funny because it's a dog name 😂

[vagrant hawk]

i almost named him scary terry 😭 but i feel like that's a bad judge of character every cat gets scared in cars

[vagrant hawk]

LOL i may. i have a few names im thinking of atm

[sacred summit]

awwww baby

[runic sonnet]

for anyone thats interested in my game development carreer i am working on a betatest for my first person shooter!
heres the preview 👀
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9u5BLnrCxw

(feedback would be appreciated)

[vagrant hawk]

a better look at my cat from earlier

[vagrant hawk]

this looks super cool, ill give it a watch

[languid timber]

What are the stats about

[languid timber]

No not at all

[languid timber]

Thats Discord staff. Check out https://dis.gd/jobs

[hearty harness]

Oh it’s a real job in Discord 😭

[languid timber]

What were you expect?

[hearty harness]

I thought it was staff on discord, where we manage known servers if there are reports on servers we were going to check

[languid timber]

Like its discord staff badge.

[shrewd tendon]

That’s sounds more like trust and safety

[languid timber]

That sounds like a normal moderator actually.

[shrewd tendon]

Ehh

[hearty harness]

Yeah , I aim the badge lmao

[languid timber]

?

[hearty harness]

Yes

[languid timber]

Its for people who work at discord

[hearty harness]

Yes then 😭

[languid timber]

Goodluck

[hearty harness]

Should create a new badge for staff moderation 👀👀 I hope

[languid timber]

There is for mods

[hearty harness]

Oh I see that ! Amazing

[languid timber]

Sadly not obtainable anymore.

[hearty harness]

Need it !💆‍♂️

Oh why ?

[languid timber]

It given to people who take place in +18 moderation programs made by discord.

[hearty harness]

People who make discord official bot ? Like that ?

[languid timber]

No. Like people who pass moderator academy exam. Or people who engage with their community impressively as a moderator and invited to program.

But its no longer exist, and deleted.

[hearty harness]

Sadly :’) Lmao , Discord please hear me make new badge for moderator on this server .

Only for style 😄

[languid timber]

You can't moderate here tho

[hearty harness]

:’( , hmm maybe can make new badge for other and it’s hard to get them , I need badge

[languid timber]

Lets move this chat to #general-chat since this channel is for media

[hearty harness]

Lmao they badge to much so long , look me have no badge :’)

[velvet wave]

What

[odd star]

the app icon i use

[cloud dune]

Strange YouTube livestreâm (marked as made for kids for some weird reason)

But I’m pretty sure cOpPa screwed the entire channel over

It has 10 million subscribers

[fathom pilot]

a snowglobe:

[pulsar hazel]

owner of epic games btw

[compact vale]

mom im famous

https://www.npr.org/2023/01/29/1152350488/nasa-mars-bear-crater

[normal kiln]

are you kidding me

s t f u

[fathom pilot]

i tried to do a pixel art of my minecraft skin:

( its 32x )

[lofty herald]

Puppy in a TV Cabinet

[languid timber]

Does it have 4k support?

[lofty herald]

I'll ask when he wakes up 😅
Also I doubt it

[lavish quartz]

😨

[languid timber]

Cool

[lavish quartz]

💀

[ancient breach]

old ui we ballin

[vale nebula]

HOw

[ancient breach]

a magician never shares

[quaint arch]

HOW

[vale nebula]

a magician never shares

[quaint arch]

… um

[prime cape]

HOW

[analog saddle]

that's interesting

[languid timber]

wowzers

[analog saddle]

are you really on a browser?

[ancient breach]

no thats the ios app

[languid timber]

im on browsing

[ancient breach]

wow i got pings outa that 💀

[quaint arch]

isnt that really sketchy??

[languid timber]

Homescreen! For a topic in chat

[wise sage]

ooooo

[ancient breach]

erm

[languid timber]

I choised icons and wallpaper

[languid timber]

Emo vibes! Love it.

[ancient breach]

doesnt blast my eyes at night

[quaint arch]

ok

[languid timber]

Veri nice

[ancient breach]

what in the flipperoni

[wise sage]

you all have such nice home screens

[sharp river]

Sharing mine as well then!

[quaint arch]

i think i might’ve found out how u did it. but imo its kinda sketchy and what if u get banned??

[ancient breach]

honestly wont really get banned

and sketchy its not really sketchy

[quaint arch]

u never know, what if they will start banning for this

[ancient breach]

they wont

[shrewd tendon]

They could

[ancient breach]

yeah they could

[shrewd tendon]

Better to just accept the old ui is gone then risk anything

[ancient breach]

but i honestly doubt it it doesnt really harm them

[shrewd tendon]

It indirectly does if something happens to your account though

[ancient breach]

but it doesnt affect your account it only changes the ui

[shrewd tendon]

Still technically against the ToS

[ancient breach]

does discord really enforce the client mod rule

if they did they'd all be taken down by now

[shrewd tendon]

They do but there’s no point to take stuff down since new stuff will just pop up

[ancient breach]

personally i dont think its enforced but i dont wanna fight thanks for this unheated convo

[frosty knoll]

thiz pig?

[lost widget]

wow i rly like that!

[languid timber]

bird

[spiral cypress]

Visual bug, non nitro

[silk zinc]

what is that ?

[strange leaf]

i didn’t ask for anything

[silk zinc]

I'm in a vc and i can change my voice status i guess, like gaming, eating etc

[spice phoenix]

so sad 😿

[strange leaf]

anyways

should i go light mode dark mode or midnight on this new ui

[strange leaf]

cool

[spice phoenix]

your dp also too dark 🕶️

[strange leaf]

pfp*

[primal mist]

Ayoo I got thisss

[languid timber]

https://tenor.com/view/bored-tired-lazy-boring-sleeping-gif-16212084192360102384

[marble junco]

My main home screen

[cloud dune]

So I just noticed today that my Christmas playlist that I’ve been using for well over 5 years has had a severe misspelling all along

[hazy panther]

Op

[acoustic idol]

https://media.giphy.com/media/3ofT5CzWVsaJKxNyec/giphy.gif

[languid timber]

Hello

I am first who chatted here!

i mean not the first message in this channel

[languid timber]

No it's the first after the break ends

[languid timber]

ok i see

[languid timber]

Hahaha 😆 😂

First the egg was scared 😱 and second the egg dead

My breakfast

[languid timber]

Lol

That's me on the bike

[hazy panther]

@wise sage

[languid timber]

memes channel when

[hazy panther]

@languid timber none needed

[languid timber]

why

most things i have is memes

[hazy panther]

It's against the server rules lol, it's hard to moderate memes

[lavish quartz]

Same, i have a meme file with over 3.6k memes on it

[viscid gull]

[hard ravine]

@languid timber

[languid timber]

I see now

[viscid gull]

top 10 cursed discord images

[hard ravine]

what’s the misspelling

[cloud dune]

"Nickmas"

[hard ravine]

intentional (it’s by nickelodeon)

[cloud dune]

what is nickelodeon

[hard ravine]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nickelodeon

[cloud dune]

hmmm i think ive seen that somewhere before...

[languid timber]

@turbid tinsel i rizzed up a black car

[cloud dune]

Hello

[languid timber]

hi

[cloud dune]

So I have this weird error in Bing AI image. I typed in a bunch of random letters expecting this to happen

But you’ll never guess what really happened

[languid timber]

?

[cloud dune]

THIS!! This happened!! How and why!?

How did it manage to come up with that, let alone the same theme for every image

[languid timber]

ycdtotv is literally a thing

[cloud dune]

“Limit this search result to English language results”

[languid timber]

yeah i don't use english google

[cloud dune]

Did you already know or did you look it up just now to find out

[languid timber]

i just look it up

[cloud dune]

Did you already know what it is before you looked it up?

[languid timber]

no

[turbid tinsel]

LOL

[cloud dune]

@languid timber how do you not have any roles

[languid timber]

🤷🏻‍♂️

[turbid tinsel]

you can configure them in id:customize

[cloud dune]

Do you think it’s a coincidence or do you think I knew what I was doing

[languid timber]

i think it's just a coincidence

[cloud dune]

https://youtu.be/nOKCyZWO7Ag?si=D8vw9-h-k8WgWH4w found this hilarious video

It seems whenever they say “I don’t know” they get this strange green weird stuff poured on their head and it’s soooooopo funny to me for some reason

[languid timber]

can't believe they just made a comedy show about your random letters smh

[cloud dune]

Ikr

It’s so funny. Not only that, the show comes from my country

For some reason I want that weird gooey green weird very strange stuff poured on me now

It’s so goopy

[languid timber]

lol

find the recipe

[cloud dune]

Lmao my all seeing eyes detect that it’s made of vanilla pudding, applesauce, green food colouring, and oatmeal. Seems tasty

I wouldn’t mind getting it in my mouth

[amber sphinx]

Also i rlly wonder what discord is replace here
https://i.imgur.com/GcYbZ58.png

[cloud dune]

Help! I was trying to do my homework, and then this happened! Do you know what I could’ve possible did wrong because it is very vague.

I’m afraid that I’ll get slimed if I press OK, which is probably my only option. But I want to know what I did wrong so it doesn’t happen again.

[languid timber]

What? I don't understand

[cloud dune]

@languid timber can you please help with my computer error

[languid timber]

Ok

[languid timber]

First shut down your pc, and attach to the pc a bootable GPT USB that has your computer system and Launch your computer and press f12 and reinstall the system and done!

[cloud dune]

What’s a GPT USB

Sounds like instructions for installing a new operating system

[languid timber]

Just a USB has windows system

[languid timber]

Yes you are right

[cloud dune]

I like my windows 11

Should I just press OK, risking myself getting slimed?

[languid timber]

Yes do it

[cloud dune]

Ok if you say so

[languid timber]

Ok

[turbid tinsel]

@cloud dune that is not a computer error

[cloud dune]

what kind of error is it then?

[languid timber]

It's a virus or a game

[turbid tinsel]

you were talking about YCDTOTV before, now you surprisingly got an error about a tv show..?

[cloud dune]

Thanks a lot now this is me after clicking the ok button

I sure hope that weird green stuff didn’t get in my computer

[sacred summit]

ah yeah lemme click on ipgrabberclickthislink! seems trustworthy.

[languid timber]

😁😁

[cloud dune]

It feels good on me but I’m worried that it got in my computer

[split silo]

new Easter egg?

[languid timber]

What

[split silo]

thats normaly a invite link

[turbid tinsel]

it's been there for time, nothing happens

[split silo]

normally you got an invalid invite not "You have got a friend link"

[cloud dune]

🤣

[turbid tinsel]

yeah i know, it's just a bug, not too sure about it though

[cloud dune]

I’m laughing so hard with green gooey stuff on me

[languid timber]

It works

[split silo]

yeah but you can not click on it

then the "invalid invite link" pops out

[languid timber]

It happens right now

People who know that Clyde gone 😞😞

[split silo]

what noooooo why? 😦

[languid timber]

I saw that on Discord news

[storm sail]

It gone at December 1st. Not really "New" tho.

[ancient breach]

discord finally realised it wasnt a good idea

[languid timber]

i remember talking to him every day, he was the only friend i had left :(

[amber sphinx]

tf does this even mean??
https://i.imgur.com/IZDTITC.png

and what happens when i click on ''Add Friend''

[ancient breach]

i think you can figure that out

[amber sphinx]

[ancient breach]

add friend

what does this tell us

[marble junco]

OG

[marble junco]

Nothing

[alpine crag]

You know you can just make your own friend invite link.

It's not some super secret easter egg lol

It just lets people add you directly.

[cold ether]

Here's my cat Shadow sitting next to me one time 🐈‍⬛

[ancient breach]

eat it

[cold ether]

No?

[ancient breach]

why not

[cold ether]

Cause it's my cat and I'm not heartless?

[languid timber]

eat it

life is about eating animals

[cold ether]

...

[ancient breach]

this guy gets it

[languid timber]

seems delicious

[cold ether]

...

[amber sphinx]

Ah ha so i type someone’s username so i can add them

[alpine crag]

No, they need to generate a link first.

There's no "vanity" for users.

[amber sphinx]

Ah oki but how are they generate a link then??

[alpine crag]

On mobile > Friends > Add Friends > "Share Invite"

[south tundra]

definitely fake

they dont have a real badge and they talk in that dumb code speech!!! as if thats special

[languid timber]

block him

[south tundra]

^

[weak frost]

wtf

is happing here

[hazy zodiac]

Just block that guy

[raven sonnet]

oh wrd lemme troll em

[languid timber]

it's not that i don't have a badge, it's just that i disabled the option to show it. 🤓

[south tundra]

lol

[raven sonnet]

frr like I could be owner of discord I js disabled my badge

and I made my discord acc 9 years ago wrd

[jagged tendon]

@solid bone ?

these are not on discord

[median plume]

what

[iron bobcat]

Ikr

[median plume]

strange

[south tundra]

the "states" and "canada" are custom roles lol

[median plume]

🤔

[ancient breach]

these arent anything new

[jagged tendon]

🤨

[languid timber]

the new emojisss

[ancient breach]

apart from that

[jagged tendon]

Do you have these?

[ancient breach]

the avatars are already a thing

[jagged tendon]

https://i.imgur.com/rTJhMSi.png

discord team

[amber sphinx]

Thats cool

[jagged tendon]

@ancient breachbrother

[ancient breach]

why me man

[jagged tendon]

this is not on discord

[ancient breach]

well i cant translate that

[languid timber]

bro's not google translate

[jagged tendon]

I can't understand my friend

[jagged tendon]

This is not available, it may be new, it wasn't there before

[languid timber]

you can't understand your friend?

[jagged tendon]

I don't know English

[languid timber]

you're spanish, aren't you?

[jagged tendon]

🇹🇷

[languid timber]

oh i see

[languid timber]

ok i get it

[jagged tendon]

old emoji

[ancient breach]

why do we need to know this

[jagged tendon]

I think it might be new because I have the discord files.

[ancient breach]

everyone has the files

[jagged tendon]

this is different

[ancient breach]

unless you somehow reversed engineered it then fair enough 💀

[jagged tendon]

There are even managers here

[languid timber]

Scam callers (jk).

[jagged tendon]

🤨

@ancient breachDude, it's bothering you, but will you look at it?

[ancient breach]

theres nothing to look at man

[jagged tendon]

https://i.imgur.com/mVECiBW.png

[languid timber]

@jagged tendon try to unistall(when you will unistall all files will be delete) and re-downloand.

PS: when i did this on my own pc for discord it did delete all files

[jagged tendon]

🤨 I don't want to remove anything

[ancient breach]

what are you on about

[languid timber]

i thought this he meant.
Aclazotz left chat 🏃‍♂️

[jagged tendon]

how was discord made

[ancient breach]

that’s definitely not how

[jagged tendon]

like this

[ancient breach]

thats just designing

[jagged tendon]

ok this is the design

Could this be something new?

[ancient breach]

family center has been out for ages

[jagged tendon]

😇 It might look like this when it opens

[ancient breach]

also already a thing

[jagged tendon]

👍

[jagged tendon]

I don't think this really exists.

[hardy arch]

yeah thats when you hack

[jagged tendon]

@hardy arch

These are the ones that are not in practice

[languid timber]

if they tell me that they falsely reported me, i'm just gonna tell them "L bozo" or "cry about it"

[hardy arch]

they are the hack

[jagged tendon]

I have all the files of discord

[languid timber]

how

[hardy arch]

the hacking sheet...

[languid timber]

what are these

@jagged tendon why do we need all the files of discord

[ancient breach]

@rigid coral can you do something about this fella

[languid timber]

stop the blud from leaking the files

[ancient breach]

no its just spam we dont need

[languid timber]

but leaks the files anyway

[ancient breach]

hes not leaking anything

[hardy arch]

hes the hacking

[ancient breach]

half of these are features already 💀

[languid timber]

ripping then

[hardy arch]

😱😱😱

[languid timber]

he ripped the new emojis

[ancient breach]

which people already know about

[hardy arch]

6gb ?

[languid timber]

isn't it like bad to rip stuff

[ancient breach]

not really

[hardy arch]

im loadi ng

[languid timber]

i mean is it bad to rip stuff without permission

[ancient breach]

hes not ripping either

[languid timber]

where is blud getting this stuff from

[hardy arch]

that is my

[ancient breach]

his windows explorer in appdata i swear 💀

or discord.com/blog

[hardy arch]

he is hack v??

[ancient breach]

how about you stop bullshitting

[hardy arch]

okay thats just a normal-ass set of files
do better hackerman

[ancient breach]

thats what im saying

[hardy arch]

lmao

at least make it look convincing

the hacks !!

[ancient breach]

thats just a normal npmjs page you goof 💀

[hardy arch]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-rotating-apple-gif-22293727

[ancient breach]

dont ping me

[hardy arch]

ok

[ancient breach]

you can just not him hes annoying

[hardy arch]

fair enough

[languid timber]

i poorly ripped the new ui's mic and deafen icon, now you can insult this image

[ancient breach]

😟 hakerman fr

what is blud even saying 😭

[languid timber]

true

[ancient breach]

@languid timber how much you wanna bet this is just some random ass thing completely irrelevant to discord

[languid timber]

Mr Jay if you keep talk to him, he will continue just block him and walk away.

[ancient breach]

who are you

[languid timber]

my soul

how am i supposed to use the calculator with no numbers

[languid timber]

it's a joke

ok

[worn siren]

Please don't take it seriously, it's only a joke

[languid timber]

slow down there bud

you're going too fast with the media

slow it a little, alright?

[ancient breach]

everything here is already in the app

[turbid tinsel]

what's the question?

[ancient breach]

oh theres more than that keep scrolling up

[old nebula]

Don't even need to slow it down thats why there is a slowmode

So have fun (jk)

[candid fog]

hes harmful man watch out!!

[ancient breach]

dawg who are you

[hardy arch]

hack ing ?

real

[worn osprey]

dude's been here over 2h trying to find someone who cares

[hardy arch]

what

[sly flicker]

bro w

[old nebula]

Whats your application?

[sly flicker]

Uhm my bot...

[old nebula]

Yes?

[sly flicker]

yes

[old nebula]

@sly flicker What is your bot?

[sly flicker]

the name or w?

[old nebula]

The name and use

[sly flicker]

MXRP, A bot for MXRP Roblox Roleplay Server

Its a bot for the factions and the main server, server manangement

[old nebula]

Sorry, I don't have enough braincells to help with Roleplay bots

[sly flicker]

Thats not the problem, simply i can send a Veriffy request

[old nebula]

Talk to discord support

[sly flicker]

I verified identity, but after that they blocked me

[sly flicker]

okay

[cold ether]

Here's Marcy who's actually a stray that was found by my step-brother Danny one day and we've been taking care of her for a while and we're not too sure if we're keeping her for good or giving her away to someone or him in the future and she's quite small too cause whenever I see her on my bed next to a pillow that's standing upright or a bed post or sitting in a chair, she's smaller compared to it and she also makes high pitched mews or meows too 🐈 🐱

[vestal flame]

[cold ether]

Dang

[north hearth]

hashtag feeling mischievous

[candid fog]

havin fun, Kesku?

[vestal flame]

No I've been learning UX design for 9 hours a day for 3 days

[gray wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/chair-parry-waffle-house-parry-gif-27308104

[old nebula]

@wise sage You better watch out for the staff my god

[cold ether]

Uh

[wise sage]

LOL

[gray wedge]

oh the customer threw it at the staff 😭

[wise sage]

nah it was fine, no chair throwing

[languid timber]

I'll throw a table (jk).

[old nebula]

Rate my phone design 💀

[old nebula]

THATS what you got from that 💀

[gray wedge]

hm, i feel like the camera in the front should be in the center and the back camera is way too far up

[old nebula]

Thx

[undone osprey]

can someone get me this

[old nebula]

First of all, no lol, and why?

[undone osprey]

i want it

[old nebula]

I want a job at discord, you don't see me with one

[gray wedge]

a patio heater......

[undone osprey]

yup

[solid hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/45r_OAIG97s

[solid hamlet]

Looking for a song; The main beat was, well, a "beat." Like a electric "boom" of sorts, but not explosive. It appears when LeBron appears, and has a Batman quote as a voice overlay. HELP MEEE <3

[languid timber]

eat it

[devout knot]

huh?
I think I just got ghost pinged

[languid timber]

what's the point in having swipe right-to-left bring this panel instead of the active members? i can already see channels by swiping left-to-right. this is truly puzzling to me..

[hybrid idol]

i made a copper golem in better minecraft what should i name him?

[ancient breach]

dave

[tiny onyx]

i need help

[ancient breach]

just refresh

[tiny onyx]

i have tried didnt worl

[hybrid idol]

use the word copper but dave is pretty good

[languid timber]

Hello

[hybrid idol]

hello @languid timber can you pls try to make a name for my copper golem?

[languid timber]

How about "Coppertrox"?

[hybrid idol]

i like it make another with it

[languid timber]

Thanks 😊

[languid timber]

Okay , how about a companion name like "Bronzeforge" for another copper golem?

[hybrid idol]

I know! Mr.Copper Press

[languid timber]

Uhh, maybe 😳

[hybrid idol]

nah

[hybrid idol]

Copperforge

[languid timber]

Oh yes this one is good 👍

[hybrid idol]

thank you

[languid timber]

You're welcome 😊

Enjoy 😉

[hybrid idol]

Let's use Mr.

Mr. Copperforge

[languid timber]

that looks so good, i love the color palette !!

[languid timber]

Oh thank you

[frigid void]

@vale nebula

[vale nebula]

omg tysmm

[frigid void]

Np

[vale nebula]

is that ai generated? there's a third eye on the hat? and the frog on the jacket looks squished

[frigid void]

I'm pretty sure it's not

[scenic cape]

How bad is this

[rigid coral]

10/10 10 being really bad

[rigid coral]

Fun fact but 2FA is required for mass bans

[mild spindle]

what happen is this real

[solid bone]

It's a scam.

[ancient breach]

whats the mutual server i wanna troll them

[solid bone]

That account was likely compromised and used as part of the scam, so feel free to report the issue.

[ancient breach]

ive seen a bunch of spam accounts with discriminators going around

is discord gonna do anything about that

[mild spindle]

hwo i give u that sir

[ancient breach]

"1 mutual server" click on it

[mild spindle]

ty sir respond

[ancient breach]

thanks

[mild spindle]

love man <3 for help

[cold ether]

......

[wanton rover]

Подарите пж тарков умоляю
свечку за того поставлю

[tired peak]

Does anyone actually like this change from a # to a Aa?

[surreal vine]

It's possible

But I don't recommend it can be buggy

[velvet mica]

uhh

[slender sierra]

Used to be all connected (I unplugged it and waiting for display port to arrive) @tardy pollen and @velvet mica (Acer Nitro) (monitor/pc)

(dont mind the chair) ( I just fixed it up today because it was wobbly, and I built my own desk)

[velvet mica]

I see..
there is no pc.

[slender sierra]

(it) is a pc)

said on the description when i bought it

[velvet mica]

nope only monitor ,keyboard and a mouse

where is the f_*-cking pc.

[slender sierra]

uh

[velvet mica]

the big rectangle that u need to turn on.

[slender sierra]

I will show you my old monitior (the one im on now) (its not a pc) and I call it a pc

[velvet mica]

The actual PC. like this.

[slender sierra]

uh im on a monitor

[velvet mica]

Yooooo nice ourple task bar 😎

[slender sierra]

Thanks but uh regarding that I am on a monitor do I need a pc? (I have a monitor the same as this but its acer)

[velvet mica]

How does the PC work with out a case 💀

[slender sierra]

idk

[velvet mica]

The case contains the motherboard CPU and more stuff for sh*-_t to work 💀

[slender sierra]

but how am its working on this monitor?

but the other one wont work and say no signal

[velvet mica]

follow the wires connected to your monitior u HAVE to find a case somewhere nearby 💀

[slender sierra]

What Is a case

[velvet mica]

something like this

[slender sierra]

I DONT HAVE THAT (ITS A MONITOR) (I checked everywhere) (It doesnt have one and it works) (on my monitor rn that im currently on)

[velvet mica]

A MONITOR CAN'T WORK WITH NO PC LIKE HOW A CAR CAN'T WORK WITHOUT FUEL 💀

[old nebula]

💀

[slender sierra]

@velvet mica (how this work than) (without a case)