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I want to react to your mess but i can t ....
Discord merch store:
Nitro definitely isn't paying the bills
Nah uh you clearly said wow your dumb
Missed an opportunity there
Your joking by saying to people they are dumb?
I tried nitro when it used to give away free PC games. I actually thought that was a good value. You couldn't get me to sub to nitro now.
tbh i wish there were more chances to handwrite things
i rly like mine actually
You said wow your dumb which means am dumb
Write Christmas card to people
Oh well guess what you can t
Did you learn calligraphy?
I just mailed like 50 Christmas cards
gonna start writing letters for my friends except theyd think im a little freak 
Yes which means am dumb
No. People genuinely love a handheld written letter
Yeah they will think your cringe
There's your and you're you see. So you just said an incomplete sentence:
"Wow your dumb [insert thing here]" ...but it's a missed opportunity
we are all already cringe. its ok
Am not...
meow
Their you said it you said it i am idiot am dumb... again!!!

That cat is typing, get it!
Originally, they were making a joke saying that the d in wyd stands for dumb. They were not calling you dumb
Wyd argument is really entertaining
No, it's annoying.
I don’t think English is their first language 😭
Duh ! He clearly said wow your dumb
are you normally this unhinged

It's detailed the discord complaining
They weren’t calling you dumb, they were saying thats what wyd stands for as a joke
Are you that dense
Can we get an official replay

Jk
im hungy
I forgot. Hello cat
If English isn't your first language then your aren't welcome here. Discord is for English speakers only.
Why you didnt tell me that sooner ?
me too bro me too
meow
😨
They did 😭
This is the only time
Spider man
Eating usually tackles hunger
Don’t be exclusionary
white and orange cat? (cute cat)

I just had some very good pasta
jealous
It's not exclusionary. It's an American app from an American company.
Yes
i ordered borgir
It didn’t have Pokemon meat in it
i want mexican food right now 🤔
Which brings me to the question, what kind of pokemon would you eat with spaghetti
borgir has veggies = healthy
nevermind .
The fish one
Xo
My name is Nolo
Pokemon would probably taste like melted plastic
If necessary
Yes, however, that doesn’t mean people who speak other languages can’t use it….
Hello Nolo
But you responding me shows contradictory behavior
Right... As long as they use English they can use it.
No lol
espeon
this is a tough one but definitely uhh flareon after careful consideration
Their English isn’t the best, sure, but the more they use English the better they will get lol
But with vegetables and meat cuz Im an omnivore
Ok why the eeveelutions
You responded to me that shows you understand what am saying
they look tasty 🗣️🗣️
Spaghetti and Taurus meat
that's a good one
They weren’t fighting they felt as if you insulted them because they didn’t understand. We explained to them that they weren’t being insulted and they understood that.
Why is this feeling far less fun now
English is my FIRST language and I have felt insulted by things I just didn’t understand because of the ways they were phrased
Hello
because they're getting snappy 🤫🤫
Thank you
Then is it REALLY your first language ?🤔. Lol
Not necessarily lol it was kinda open ended it felt perfectly find ro you because you speak English
I only use english on online currently.
there was still a misunderstanding tho
Alexei Solvang! Finally you have arrived. Welcome
Please take an intro to communications class. Hope this helps ❤️
I mean my native language isn t english its the third language i use the most over my four languages ehem five....
helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooo chat who am I gonna annoy today
I'm just trolling you... No insult intended. 😂
learn another language and then you can talk
ong
Hey CookieKitty
This is an English server so you have to speak English….doesn’t mean you have to be completely fluent
i would be confused if i had 4 languages rattling around in my brain too 😭
True.
like im sorry i dont wanna hear it from any english only speakers, learn a 2nd language on a conversational level or higher than that and then lets talk
based
Did they get rid of the international channels?

This tbh
this is a public server 
yes, they're gone for now
Yes
if you want it private, take it to dms my guy
What's going on?
yall arguing over languages? 🥱
petty drama
Wow. Killing Clyde. Cutting international ties. Dark Days
It must be especially hard because we aren’t even using proper English 😭
it's okay bro we know you're doing your best 🙏
if you think (insert language) is difficult, try german. We have like 12 words for the and 6 different grammatical times
these are the dark ages of discord
Clever comeback xd
Is this directed to me?
Caused by thee?
not at all! sorry if it came off that way
Nah they’re talking to the other dude
Thanx mate

im not the one still arguing in a public channel but ok
🍿
What's it about now
Finaly you respond to me lol
language barrier stuff i guess? 😭
Argument roulette
you mean the kid that i kick dropped in self defense?
If you are arguing back you're still starting it, without arguing back it's not an argument. That person is just mad at you
but yeah genuinely infinite respect to ppl learning a 2nd (or 3rd, or 4th etc) language! that stuff is hard, speaking from experience 
pretty much, its just petty at this point
exclusionary policies based on language
Only English is the superior language and only perfection in American servers. Or something like that
(: yeeey am a kid
So you could just choose to ignore them or admit you were wrong.
What the flip
even as someone who would be considered near-fluent or even fluent as far as my english goes there are things i miss just because of language differences
spin the wheel and see what argument you get in discord town hall this time 💀💀

fr 💀
lol
Skibidi isnt even a word
DONT START THE SKIBI STUFF PLEASE 😭
It's the most word that ever worded
I’m Gen Z enough for that 😭
Same
Actually it's Skibidi 😼😼
NOOOO
dunno, after seeing that video of the kid screaming Skibidi when getting vaccinated, I'm kinda starting to believe in it 
Aw man I missed drama again!
dude yeah that was insane 😭
LMAO I saw that
it wasnt anything interesting
I though it was skibdi....
Parker could you say Skibidi with your Jesus pfp 
I giggled
oh no worries then
don't worry burnitory it was dumb
i can make some against payment
Dude whaat please send that to me
you seem about as unpleasant as this new ui... heyoooo
quality brainrot 
If I ever have an child I wouldn't raise that like.
LMAO ur right ngl 💀
burnitory is back with the UI stuff 😭😭😭
Skibidi
They’re a little upset that they became enemy of chat briefly
47
😭 Ty
Theres no way 😭😭
@robust iris is your experience in this server good for you sear ? Let me know!
SKIBIDI STOP STOP STOP
This server is very edible
Yes yes
Have you tried eating it?
Check your feed recommendations
Compliment from a condiment
Skul
Okey the guy who called me a kid XD
if anyone wants some fresh drama, hit me up
idk it doesnt taste great
No please I don’t want this changing my recs 😭
I guess the feed ain't right
thats rich coming from a guy whos bio is french
this server would taste like pudding
black pudding
sometimes its okay but its NOT it today
Skibidi toilet sounds like $%@#
pudding with sprinkles of cyanide
Explain, like a pudding made up of sea slime?
No it'd be like week old hard crusty cotton candy
💀
Anyways
i was thinking chocolate but sea slime works too 😭😭😭
I dont blame
feels more like a gas station hotdog thats been on the roller for days
in a jar?
💀💀
You know when you get chips and you can tell the deep fryer needs fresh oil. I think that's what this chat would taste like. There's a lot of years here with no fresh oil
7 Eleven that was just robbed
Aged chips 😭
Whatever I typed or entered here in 10 minutes could be wrong or true.
real for that
i think this server could also pass as soggy saltine crackers
We call 'em fries round here boy 🦅🦅
This is the most accurate one
How 'bout soggy cold nachos
Wait is Fries America or England. If chips are fries what are crisps
yk that works too
Roll tide🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
soggy cold nachos left out for 2 days
chips
yoyoyo
Server taste like a water bottle left in a hot car for 2 days
Crisps 🇬🇧 = Chips 🇺🇸
Chips 🇬🇧 = Fries 🇺🇸
that's actually insanely accurate 😭
hot coke
Kaw kaw 🦅🦅
Eww bruh 😭
Biscuits = Cookies
Apparently Aussies call both of those chips
Yeah yeah
؟ Q/ What are the reasons that prevent me from transferring the Honor Chip to another person’s account?
Wait fr 💀
Australian isn’t real it’s a fantasy land like Pokemon 😭
@fading radish @mental chasm
Taccy may confirm or deny
It's all interchangeable here. I guess because we cater to Americans and British people. Chips and Fries and Crisps coexisting mostly peacefully
؟ Q/ What are the reasons that prevent me from transferring the Honor Chip to another person’s account?
I don't like Australia everything that lives there is scary
Bruh what
Decoding that 😭
are we sure that australia isnt an urban legend
I'm tryin
Honour chip the badge? The ownership?
Riddle me this: has anybody actually SEEN Australia?
Yeah cause when have you EVER seen Australia on the news for ANYTHING
definitely a myth. it's my favorite one right next to mothman
I'm in Australia. Definitely doesn't exist. Don't visit please
He meant "I'm in an endless void"
its all deepfakes and blender animations
you don't have to ask me twice. i don't want any kangaroos to beat me up 😭
Hi Santa Claus!
Australia is like the chicken little universe yk what i mean
bro why are you just in the middle of the ocean
The sky is below me
Australia is commonly referred to as the 'Bermuda Triangle'
I heard austria has spiders 😱
SANTA IS REAL
LMAOOO
Wrong country
😭 finally the other way
what?? Austria doesn't have spiders?
Trick question
hes not wrong
We're talkin bout Australia man
I mean yeah he not wrong but still
Funniest thing I have seen all day
What is
what language do Australians speak 🤯
They speak in tongues
They speak the German
Ha! The fools are convinced Austria and my mythical Australia are different. Soon my evil plan will come into shape... 😈
They speak the language of Lord of the Rings
They dont have a language they're fake
Sims 4
Simlish 💀
😭
LMAOO 💀💀
LMAO
wanna hear a long german word? Rindfleischettiketierungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz (i didnt make that up its real)
What does that mean
but what does it MEAN
why should i know
That the New Zealand, Australia's much more successful cousin
😭
sul sul
Looks like a keyboard warrior moment
Music to my ears
how to get verified
another one: Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän
He wanna be verified obamna
This is all German?
Beef Labeling Task Transfer Act
it is
69 obama balls is actually my homeboy can someone give him ownership over discord
Hey, the government just passed the Rindfleischettiketierungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
ah ok ok mb
Let's hear his case
He bought me a Rolls Royce for my birthday and pays for its gas
i say they should bring the old icons back like its so ugly
he wants to bring the old color back and make all nitro features free too ...
no way @pearl drum can i get a rolls royce
@chilly saffron https://twitter.com/33YYYYYYY/status/1732493045302431747 Lol
he actually saved my family from a burning building once i think he's a great candidate
Maybe he started the fire
sure
Preposterous...
hii

no wayyyyyy 🤯🤯🤯 thanks homie
Discord
i think he's very trustworthy and he would never do that. right? 69 obama balls? you wouldn't start a fire in my moms house?
Guys, how can I send a bug report? 
the buttons look ugly i want the old ones back the new ones are over simplafeid
SIMPLAFEID
why is he dodging the question 😨
69 obama balls…..
email i think 😭?
quiet you
fr
Thanks
im gonna quiet you forever ya little- wait i don’t wanna get banned
Secret Service!! Get them!!
that's it...69 obama balls set my moms house on fire. clearly he is not trustworthy.
and they had like no reason to change them the old ones looks completly fine
What is up my peoples
me like cant pull a 69 wants obama balls /hs
honestly i just liked them where they were i don't even mind the icon changes 😭
The struggle is up my brother!
im about to commit murder :)
Me when a random reference most won’t get
Nice😭
Hey Drey, how's your Day. Nothing to say? Well okay.
--I'll stop now
Can I join
bro answered for drey 💀💀
I don't really care that much about icon updates, what bothers me is the "no member list" when swiping. it's so ridiculous how they replaced it with reply
Lmfaooo
FR
sure let me find my starter assasin pack-
I was in rhyming mode. It's very destructive
you had the perfect chance to make a pun. like, hi, im having a very good DREY. how about you
Drey has no more games to play :(
Nice👹🫶

Reeeeeeee
the amount of times i’ve swiped to open the member list and just replied to a message is insane
🤡
it be like that
real
LMAO RIGHT
At least let me be the whole circus
🎪
cute pfp
You mean the old ones looked completely fire? 
🤡🎪🤹🤹♀️🤹♂️
it was muscle memory to do that and now i have to open a god damn menu at the top
how do i get in contact with a discord staff

they definitely didn’t
try your hardest 😭
The diplomat
bro i feel like I can't even properly check member list now either, it's listed in such a weird way
let me just summon something real quick (im looking at you Peter McJesusguy)
I KNOW
hi Sol
Well yeah. Why would you want it to be convenient? Of course you'd put it on its own page that you have to flip to at the top of the screen... /s
You gotta start a sacrifice
hewwo we meet again
these are better
😭
Say Discord 3 times in the mirror
IT'S SO DUMB
why would i want my discord to be convenient and easy to use?? that’s stupid…
a staff will wildly appear
got point, got a sacrifice?

the only thing that confuses me about the new UI is that it actually takes longer to get from point a to point b in the app. isn't the goal to make it quicker? i don't think dms and stuff being at the bottom is too strange but the member list is odd
i unfortunately do not 
literally, everything just has its own page now for literally no reason
is the goal to be quicker? Or maybe flashier
hello
no they want you to use the desktop version and get rid of mobile
May I never relate, may I never update 😶🌫️
when i say Peter McJesusguy i mean the one and only @mental chasm
Hi
They claimed that it’s meant to help “new” people understand the the app better
not everyone has a desktop 😭 these insolent fool
This is why I will never use the mobile app again until they fix this
I disabled the swipe to reply thing in advanced settings and it's fine for me now. If you wanna try something
no way 💀 it makes everything take longer
actually ridiculous, it's like they're begging the 9y olds from tiktok to come over
you could ask a discord employee to bring back the old mobile ui or draw 25
yeah and you can’t use a browser on phone cause they made unnecessarily slow
what do you think they would pick
50
ah yes another roblox kid
they’re gonna draw 25
I think it's funny how much people seem to hate discord employees
hello! :3
how is everyone? 
Draw 25 what?
Hi movie
You’ve never seen the meme?
Anything
guys i know this isnt a support server but can yall js hear me out?
Oh good it's the movie guy
happy im getting a laptop soon but my heart aches for all mobile users 😭
what's up?
hearing you out
how?
yeah make sure it’s a good laptop
I don't meme. I'm assuming you draw 25 chance cards
so my account got banned because my friend thought it would be a good idea to spam "i am nine years old" WHICH I AM NOT !!!
Hi worchestra sas

Doubt
after that, my account got deleted, but the strange thing is i didnt get an email to show that i was banned, which you should usually get
Settings > Advanced > Experimental.
I went for the gestures
I love Worchestral music
Who am i gonna bully into the ground today
my copy of infinite warfare does not want to work
womp womp
tyty
i sent multiple requests to discord suypport but i have gotten no emails back so far
I would think that you could appeal in some way by sending your ID in support? not 100% sure the best route there
💯
Aberian
We making it out of the orchestra with this one 🗣🗣📢📢🔥🔥
Gaberian
oh that's..💀 maybe just a selfie of yourself and email it to support?
ong fr fr 😄
as long as you aren't 9 years old it'll work!!!
😭 what is this
ya i sent ya i did that with all proof showing im am above the age to use discord
Idk 💀
but no emails back, which i find quite strange, have i been shadow banned?
dat mod bot be quick
what’s even worse is it feels like everything takes so much longer to load after the layout update
it definitely does
literally my app crashed just switching from dms to servers once
so guys what should i do
Are you really though? Your lack of punctuation and capitalization makes you look like you type like a child types...
they might be flooded with requests from all the new ui backlash, they replied to my nitro refund in like an hour or so when I sent them a message in technical support on the 6th
Wait for their response
It's the weekend. Give it a few days before worrying
no cause same
but I was switching between servers
My apologies kind sir, if my grammar is not up to date.
😔
That's better.
I do find this case quite peculiar...
Congrats Amar!
🙏

Don't jinx yourself
Quite strange 🤔
why the hell do you want it
so what are some next steps i should take? more requests? is there another way to contact discord more directly about this case?
Might even be on an episode of stranger things
they’ll never listen
When you get it will be one of the most awful days of your-- well no it's really fine just a little wonky
not really aside from keep emailing
the incredible true story goes so hard
😱😱😱 omg!!! (i never watched stranger things)
I joined this server this morning in hopes of finding a direct support avenue myself. I don't think discord has anything for support 😞
If you sent a support site at https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/requests/new then the only thing for now will be to wait, but if you didn't include the email associated with your account, make sure to do so. Also, the support system uses Zendesk, so sending multiple emails repeatedly may reset your position in the support queue (based on my experience using it at a former company, depending on their setup)
Refuse to watch it
so how long could it take till they respond?
Demagorgan ahh stuff
Is there have a other langs channel?
me too ive seen too many questionable things 😭
@robust iris flippity flappity ur bout to get attackity
More than likely it could be anywhere from a few hours to a week depending on how many messages they're dealing with currently
You can't turn the UI off Amar. Cherish the time you have left
That and Game of Thrones 😭
or not at all 
Ive joined this server only to complain on the ui
that's been the topic pretty much since the launch, still waiting to hear from Discord
Welcome! Enjoy your stay and here's your ticket --> ||
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The number eleven is super strange 🤯🤯🤯🤕
praying to god it works this time
Your pfp is so hard
invincible and the boys remain my favorite shows of all time 🙏
Bro likes superhero brutality
it's awesome 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
I don’t really watch shows 😭
talking about me?
thanks!
ME EITHER THEYRE THE ONLY SHOWS I WATCH 😭😭...and also bojack horseman
I watched Moral Orel 🗣️
thats like saying “i dont really drink water”
its been like exactly a week, should i submit another appeal?
This ui serves NO purpose, discord should revert it NOW
thank
I just watched moral orel actually
Meet me behind the school after class.
it's really good but im sad it was cancelled 😭
🤝 me too i get u
Remove syncing contacts with my phone number as an option.
🤯🤯fal...
I would submit a technical support request at https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/requests/new rather than an appeal and request escalation; I've not worked with the appeal system really so im not sure if it differs from a regular request
real
I'm a movie type of person
then take ya gluten somewhere else, stop complaining and do something that actually matters
mouse.. 🤯🤯
im not rly a movie person either 😭 unless its with friends
YO SAME
fal a song type person
REAL
slasher movies are the only movies i can stand to watch
Æ
maybe a music video if brave
The new UI is also fugly
sauce.. 🤯🤯
that and MCU movies obviously 😳😳
Im so sleepy
Thats right you just got attacked go and cry
then sleep you goober
with that emoji you've officially seen Oppenheimer 👍🎉
Its only 2:30 I won’t be able to sleep tonight 😭
oh 😭😭..nap?
Ā
nap
I know I said I'm a movie type if person....
But I haven't watched Oppenheimer

I’m taking a nap goodnight 🗣️
confession i watched barbie over oppenheimer
Gn
ME TOO THATS REAL
goodnight i may also take a nap
GOODNIGHT ‼️‼️‼️
i watched both
based
Insane edit 🤯
i just watched barbie and wasn't feeling oppenheimer after 😭
A nap in the night that lasts several hours?
LET'S GO IT WORKED
cheesy edit starts playing with goofy ahh music 🎶
so ein grand バカ (you just got slammed in the ground i three language congratulations)
nah a nap thats also at 2:30 🙃
wsg
🫡 enjoy your nap
🫡
Ü
Don't insult Josh Hutcherson
Alarm set 2 hours and 30 minutes from now 🫠
looking at my loadouts and
these are certainly... something
JOSH HUTCHERSON WHISTLE EDIT
JOSH HUTCHERSON 💀💀💀
can you blow my whistle baby
so バカ he cant even build a word go back to preschool
A must for intro to cinematography
Just gonna loudly shart in Discord's coffee can.
this may be disturbing after that sentence but i really want coffee
:D
josh hutcherson whistle AMV
🫡
what if josh hutcherson is also an urban legend similar to australia?
Van Gogh's unreleased
He's my neighbour. Lives on the cloud up the road
have you ever asked him to blow your whistle?
That last name is as fake as 'Cumberbatch'
sup
loosk like you were a very slippery baby
Cloud and up the road... how is he floating?
You can't hear people through clouds. Everyone knows that
its more like levitating probably
Why you keep insult me
my bad im american...we don't have clouds only burrows
because its fun and i have nothing better to do
Floating from the hard blows
Poor cloud
The lore is I'm in Australia which is a mythical land among the clouds. And now I live with other mythical beings. Very Northern Hemisphere propaganda stuff but it's fun
maybe discord staff lives in australia and that explains why they haven't done anything...they aren't real!!
i feel like i lack the brain cells to understand whats being talked abt in here
love the pfp
Hmmmmmmm
You're not qualified enough for this... go grind up your rank and come back later
jeez
thanks
an its why DO you keep insulting me mister preschooler-i-dont-know-simple-math-or-grammar.
LOL 💀💀
where do i grind?
😭😭 joining general chat for intelligent conversation
get some more exp in the ekitten servers then come back bucko 🤓🤓
Australia
smells sussy
yeah idk what's happening either i'm just playing infinite warfare
the void where nobody will ever find you again
smells like dogshit that's why it's an ekitten server
Go punch a bee hive in Australia
damn that was so nice
do you guys prefer coffee or tea
i heard ekitten servers are 18+ and im still a minor
Bees are pretty chill. Punch a wasps nest to get rapid levels. (Not real life advice)
i prefer water
want a trip there? I can organize you jesus, hell, light at the end of the tunnel and a gun with one bullet (pirate style) for only 20 dollars extra
BASED
sweet summer child.
i only drink WATER and milk and occasionally orange juice 😭
You are hilarious
i think thats really kind of u sir
wasps nest gives you double xp
how are u even alive human?
You don't cram for exams?
so much water
i only drink さくらお茶
afraid not
Oh no my linguistic ineptitude is showing
so ur body is like 30% water 30% juice and 1% orange juice
call me sir one more time (its mx.) and ill take your mortality as payment
Help. 😭
These kids at my middle school's (just to clarify: I'm a high school student, but still help out at the middle school) character breakfast kept trying to get me and the person I was working with to kiss 😭
And then her friends thought we were dating 🤦♂️😭
honestly it's mostly just water if im being honest but yeah basically 😭
Easily fixed with talking
"Oh you thought we were dating. We aren't". Solved.
Embed fail
You suck the water out of fruits and leave the husk
omg im so sorry mx. ....please dont kill me I got a family and jesus
this is the official discord discord server
they actually run grapes through me to make raisins. im actually the only raisin manufacturer.
so u eat raisins with water content and when u do the deed it loses water?
Discords Discord by Discord from Discord but importantly not featuring Discord
yes precisely
The server that killed Clyde. It's that official. Yeah.
delightful as it sounds i might as well try ur technique
oh about that… ur an orphan now BUT ill get you a cab to the orphanage in butzbach for additional 10 dollars
You're raisin the bars man
i forgot how fun this game was holy crap
highly recommend maybe you can be a raisin manufacturer too
too costly mrX ...immma cut down to a 5
Haha... raisin
okay that one was clever
Rasin this nerd
🍇 + 🔥
🪱
maybe i shld make my own starrtup of used raisins
know what you can walk to the next civilization what do i look like friggin JUSTICE LEAGUE?
it will be nice to have a competitor unlike discord
justice league dont do taxi services
yes yes
💀💀💀
My god
exactly also its not mrx its mx so go greet jesus or lucifer now I couldn’t care less
Why isnt there a rasin pokemon
i understand that u have contributed a fruity gif to the conversation ---THANKYOU
dude. yes. this is genius
mx ...like opera gx?
when was the last time everyone had raisins?
It's... raisin
Uhhh maybe like 5 years
i haven't had raisins in like 7 years unironically
when i was raisin my raisin
not a very big raisin person
No raisin in sweets?
dang i forgot the orphan immortality. Yes im exactly as gay as the opera gx twitter
if a box of raisins appeared on your desk, would you eat them?
not really no, i don't eat sweets like that. i only eat savory, salty, or spicy most days
YOYOYO THE RASINS ARE RASIN
Get free raisins in school but... I'm not gonna pay my money for raisins.
oh wow
probably not...id probably just go out and buy some lays 😭
Salty sweets... 
after the sniff test ...yessir
Spicy sweets..... 💀
could be good. like caramel?
the sniff test
yes be impressed also ur adopted now congratulations
quick question, is it normal for a cold to screw with my sense of smell?
gotta make sure they are raisins
I like Fruit and Nut chocolate bars. Which have like 2 raisins per bar
Ok you proved me wrong but explain the spicy
if it looks like a raisin, I'll eat it
Sup
hi
justice league does adoption too now??? can i get wonder woman as my mommy?
could be bird poo or even a lizard poo?
im not wonder woman and im also not justice league but maybe i can pass some void powers down to you

maybe teriyaki? it's sweet but it can also be spicy and it doesn't really throw you off
what does ur void powers include?
its not traditional but it combines the both of them so...
im ngl ive had dark chocolate w chili and it was actually great
a free void pocket, unaliving small things and the rest really depends on the user
ive heard that was good actually yeah
your favorite food right? That's why you're doing the sniff test. (Don't take this too seriously and don't come after me please)
what a great way to die
also this is not tiktok or twitter we are allowed to say kill 😭
Mmm now I want chocolate. And it's your fault
cool ..i pass
i mean i guess as long as it isn't really threatening ⁉️
u dont pass the raised vibe test.....im just disappointed
Not gonna judge without trying
Not gonna judge without trying
Not gonna judge without trying...
CHILI AND CHOCOLATE!!! 
womp womp the no superpowers for you. Now eat this banana i need to keep u alive and be a decent parent
bananas 🤢
TRUE AND REAL
no....cat woman is my parent
also wtf is bananas
Clouds are made of meat apparently
no I excelled at passing the test
i as his parental unit willcome after you
the texture is all wrong...
yes the sniff test
no you won't
Wait what we're singing the praise of raisins but a banana which is clearly superior is cast aside. Wow.
thanks dad
like ill eat a barely green or 100% purely yellow banana but after that they get mushy and gross and too sweet
no, the raisin vibe test
Raisins are good and saw bananas
I am bored
i will but not now i got more important things to do
YES EXACTLY IT HAS TO BE PERFECT
otherwise im not EATING it
my dad mr x will come after u ....after midnight with his power of will from the voids
youre welcome kiddo now eat something even if its a bag of raisins
More bananas for me 
I'll actually buy bananas for home. So they get the financial win there
I'll be at your house before you right leave your room again (it's going to take me a long time until I get there)
Remember kids... don't eat your bananas
ok dad im wining fr
what is your guys' favorite characters 🤔?
Just give them to me for.. umm experiments
nah i wont ...u can eat my banana 😏
A guy with a mustache
he has no such powers, the only powers he has is fraud
my fave varies but its been tears of the kingdom link for a while
ill be behind you on a skyscraper
fair and based
mexican dad
I don't eat green bananas
no thats u
no
No i also have a uno reverse
Those are disgusting
mines black
Sherlock Holmes probably. He's such a jerk but nobody seems to care
deadpool for me 😍😍😍...and then maybe like homelander second
BASED as hell
Yours is going bad.. throw it away
he once again used his powers of fraud....
i tht u were a big dude
yknow what scratch that im not wasting my energy for some wannabe casual
u said u will eat dint u....
The amount of times Sherlock essentially just sent Watson to his death and then laughed it off. Never appreciated anyone
my second confession for today is that deadpool made me behind zesty and i can't go back
he will always be my favorite 🙏🙏🙏
I never said eat.. I said I needed them for special experiments
I'm not going to waste my time talking to a cookie who people say isn't even that good.
if deadpool made u zesty then you should be going back
i struggle to care for superheroes but i do enjoy deadpool
I KNOW BUT I CANT
take it
son come here were gonna chug jug together today
deadpool is everything to me i have a deadpool shrine
u shld return to xmen origins wolverine
wolverine is a little boring to me 😒😒 deadpool just can't be replaced
who is the real spiderman?
This is just an excuse to do voice training
neither 😭
unfortunate
so バカ they dont even understand how multiverses work
if i had to claim to be one though it'd be earth-616 spiderman 🤔🤔
multiverses connected thru discord
insane and probably possible
this may be controversial but i like pineapple on pizza the new discord ui
I'm talking about this world, I wasn't including "other" worlds.
not too controversial
who wants macncheese?
you shdl be doing experiments on my banana and this is a CANON EVENT .... my villain arc
Favourite animated character, after some thought, is Sokka from Avatar the last Airbender. He's just a normal guy in a crazy world messing up. I can relate.
that's my favorite one so far
aww hes just like his parent
you sure u wanna knw why?
who am i?
why is everyone very high as a kite here?
You are the son of a void patron and a sweet summer child
my kite is still on the ground : (
skill issue.
no im king tchala son of king tchaka...BAMBIII
ik
try to raise it like ur weiner mate
its jolly good sunday init
hi
it's a bit dysfunctional
Still, i have macncheese who wants some
Agent8. Welcome
that was a weird introduction tbh
Cool
popping in and already calling people weird. bro will fit right in 😭😭
what if I don't?
Mac n Cheese with little pieces of ham
pineapple on pizza is good ☹️
ur mom is gonna be very dissappointed then
why do you think this
then his parent will roast you in the ground
how
your mom already is disappointed in you
because it’s true 🙏
I've been on team pineapple for my whole life. People get over it
no but like SPECIFICALLY
like is it the flavor or something...like what MAKES you like it
you mean the dead one? Yea thats why shes dead
but atleast im high as akite rt nw
ok im logging off bye
jokes on you, there is only floor where I'm at.
Farewell Agent8
you have a good point
a
the flavor i like it and its different from pizza i usually get
look at this バカ who cant even use grammar
i can still raise it mate
the texture isn't weird to you?
texture is fine it’s not really good or bad
is it..your favorite kind of pizza?
its basically sweet juice on pizza, no?
no i only eat it sometimes
oh okay well if it isn't your favorite i have no qualms. me personally im just a pepperoni guy. or sausage and pepperoni
Bro can't write a full English sentence without forgetting the period at the end.
i love sausage and pepperoni 🔥
WITH red pepper and parmesan
u guys like spider man a lot
Can they make a full English breakfast though
バカ period also f u
i can
peak pizza…
he's only my third favorite but yeah
No.
it is
so we agree....maybe ill have to give pineapple and pizza another chance
Excellent. Please make breakfast and hurl it towards the clouds
i have returned
pineapple on pizza isn’t bad
welcome back
do it :3
i get pineapple on pizza sometimes bcs i usually just get pepperoni so it’s a breath of fresh air tbh
i dont think the clouds will appreciate it
tangerines n pizza >>
i guess i know what im getting for dinner 🤔
and i like it it tastes good
Then try Beetroot and Goats Cheese pizza
u r not the only one tho
never tried 🤔 but i’m not a huge fan of pizza anymore
me nitro's goin out soon
what the HELL is that
what
it was sarcasm please never eat that
mines already gone
I've heard that pineapples contain some kind of mixture of enzymes that break down proteins which causes a weird stinging feeling in your mouth when you eat one.
idk some cultures might have it 😭
skill issue 
i mean he is the most popular marvel character 😭 ofc there's gonna be a lot of spider-man fans in public servers like this
You'll probably never forget it. And hopefully you'll try it when you get the chance
yeah honestly it is
doesn't sting in mine...
how's everyone doin'? 
i’m tirrrreeedddd went to bed at 5, woke up at 8am
strange idk what it feels like because I've never tried a pineapple before
i want to feel the sting 🤔 im curious now
I adopted a orphan
make sense
fr?
thats great
c…chat is thus real 🔥💔
yes meet my new son @robust iris
lol hi
wow he's so cool i really hope he likes eating raisins
locate the nearest pineapple in the grocery store to try out.
Buy it first
oh im going to have to cut it MYSELF 😭?
One of the few fruit that attack you
do you buy it first
Yes, bring a cutting tool with you into the grocery store to cut the pineapple. It's a great idea, I've tried it myself (this is sarcasm)
Hello!
Hello Exotic
no no, im going to do this. and if they tell me to get out ill call in a bomb threat (this is also sarcasm)
no, just steal it (this is sarcasm. Of course you buy it)
I mean, Hey Exotic! Welcome
the movie dialing is so sad
never heard of it
Are you a mod on Disboard?
totally
It is you NM
I was a mod on Disboard. Will be back there soon
ive been meaning to watch a movie called the florida project i heard it was sad
People can be awful
my cat is trying to fake being asleep 💀
Everyone loves Disboard, specifically the new mobile UI, right? (this is sarcasm)
I know what happened. And I’m sorry

true. i was a mod for the indie alliance during r/place and we got raided with gore of dead baby animals
worst thing i have seen on here up to date i think 😭
Implied anonymity is a powerful and dangerous thing
yeah i saw those aswell, there was so much crazy things i saw aswell
very much so. it just encourages people to be their worst selves because they face zero consequences. the internet is truly terrifying 💀
i can't blame them, i can only blame my curosity, if someone talks about gore im probably searching it up in 10 minutes
i don't wanna give off a bad impression, it's simply my curiosity
They think they're so cool until it happens to them
we had to start verifying because people from the void were trying to take intel and stuff during it and i think that's when it got the worst because i mean. it was just not warranted to send gore because of r/place
especially not of little innocent creatures being hurt. i didn't mod after that 💀
jesus
yeah it was pretty bad. 2021 r/place was hectic as hell
so sorry that happened
it's all good. im just sort of sad that people think it's okay to do that sort of thing over a public pixel board on reddit
but then again reddit users are scum of the earth from my experience 😭
real
How do you bring back the old layout??
💀 you can't .
can't right now
Unless u downgrade or use a third party app neither of which i recommend
discord really just downgrading rn
Daily cry about ui, thx xx
happens every couple of hours
well it's pretty bad x_x
please keep the ui just to spite people it would be hilarious
the ui is so sh*t its in the news 💀
You saw it right here folks. It was the movie guy. Asked for it right there 2 messages up. It's okay I got a screenshot 😉
no way
lol
who covered the new discord UI? genuinely who 😭?
you must have had ZERO news to cover if you're talking about a discord ui
no big news source dw 💀
More evidence of their desperation to break into the social media market
imagine CNN covering it 💀💀
LMAO 
i think it's only ok. could be improved and this is coming from someone with experience in HTML design 😭
#fixthediscordgui
was it an upgrade from the previous UI? not really. is complaining doing anything? no, it never does 💀💀
Who wants to work at my fast food restaurant The Fast Kitchen Industry. "Fast Food for a Faster Life"
imma cancel my nitro because discord isnt listening to their community
only time i've seen complaining work is when the first trailer for the sonic movie came out and everybody just started going ballistic
lmaooo
complaining does work if it becomes a group effort
cmon we bullied them into changing sonic maybe theres hope
don't forget the fortnite movement that's being taken out now despite being worked on for a year
oh yeah that too
where did i put my fire– a there it is! That was fasr food once
if its unhealthy itll be faster food for a lesser life
depends on what you mean by faster life ig
what I mean by "faster life" is that you'll die sooner by eating fast food cooked from my kitchen.
ye
clyde wont make it to 2024 lol
ok lol im just dimb
he died before christmas :(
anywhere i can put suggestions for discord updates
well not anyomre バカ
hello, so my friend has stable 5000 ping when connecting voice on discord but he has a pretty good internet (100mbps) and a low ping, anyone knows what could be the problem?
lol :((
Hm
do yall like my idea for a new member list opening method #media message
randmized ping: @robust iris
you only burned down one of the restaurants, there are millions more across the world バカ.
adding more navigation options to the launchpad wouldn't be bad
go see a eye doctor you entrepreneur wannabe
plus it would give ppl the member list swipe they love complaining abt
ba
yup, tho allowing users to fully customize swipe behavior would be the best option, even with the launchpad enabled
Go see therapist, you look like the new breed of people that originated from twitter.
swipe to reply, swipe further to copy message link 😳
multiple options based on swipe length, I'd love that
but I feel people would complain it's unnecessarily complex 
Halfway and back again for user ID
also they are working on swipe to edit 👀
its literally how swipe to edit works heh
but as long as they add a toggle for it, why not
Swipe behavior
- Legacy swipe
- Super ultra fancy one™️
allo
Rajeet
what
hello
Oh sorry. *Rajeet 👋
id like just having member list in the launchpad, and letting ppl customize the swipe actions (reply, delete, edit, copy text, react..)
Nico [ Hates the new UI ]
yup, definitely
Ahahahaha
go see a doctor, we need to save the last braincell- oh wait it died
Work is nearing its end
gotta make brownies, will see you guys sometime later 🙏
maybe the default would be
Your Messages:
Short swipe to edit - Long swipe to reply
Other Messages:
Short swipe to reply - Long swipe disabled
Woah woah whats with all the hostility
what's goin on
Peace and love people peace and love
Mb didn’t mean to reply there
no its discord and hate (and macncheese)
i second this
no you cant hide in multiverse 395 i know you thought I wouldn’t find you there but no.
Migue o harra?
yup i'm going back to playing cod ww2
bye for now y'all
