general-chat

[swift gate]

dark theme is the way to fo

[robust iris]

Fr

Any dark theme and cozy is good

anyone who uses compact needs to go touch grass

[robust iris]

Yeah

People have pfps for a reason

and imagine using compact mode and light mode

[primal socket]

I use compact discs

[swift gate]

this person runs a server and use it for a desktop

[robust iris]

[robust iris]

For some reason discord markets compact mode for light theme users

[hollow grove]

[robust iris]

Like any time they use compact mode it's always in light theme

💀

[primal socket]

I should probably move to a more bulletproof storage medium, let me pull out the floppy disk drive

[maiden fern]

Hi.

[primal socket]

In its Grrr Reeee clonk sounding glory

[native vector]

<@&1133190842060914839> am i supposed to be able to ping this

[primal socket]

Why…

[maiden fern]

What are you doing?

[native vector]

why can i ping that

[maiden fern]

You can ping it for important stuffs.

[native vector]

ok

[robust iris]

for emergencies. but we usually use the moderator emergency ping :/

[native vector]

like what emergencies

[molten cedar]

Hello poeple of discord!

[maiden fern]

I said. Important stuffs.

[primal socket]

Who is poeple?

[robust iris]

chaos in the chat, people breaking the rules, heated arguments, stuff like that

[still isle]

🦖

[primal socket]

Dino is back

[robust iris]

Hello

[still isle]

I'm not actually back. I have class in 3 minutes 😆

[robust iris]

?

Oh wait I thought you said that's happening

[maiden fern]

But I don't think Event Moderators handles that.

[robust iris]

nvm I can't read context

[copper hazel]

1051213475776581703

[robust iris]

Pretty sure they handle events

[copper hazel]

a racist person

[robust iris]

i mean they usually handle stages and stuff

[maiden fern]

^

[copper hazel]

user ID

[robust iris]

Why do we need his user id

[primal socket]

Then https://dis.gd/howtoreport

[copper hazel]

idk

[robust iris]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[maiden fern]

You can report them here https://dis.gd/howtoreport

[robust iris]

snitch ngl

[robust iris]

you are being sarcastic right

also i'm pretty sure you need their exact messages

[robust iris]

nah i'd only really report someone if they were a scammer or something really bad that i dont think i can mention here

[robust iris]

racist

[robust iris]

i'd ban them or ping mods, not report them on the entire platform

[vocal mural]

💀

[primal socket]

Let me put in the cartoon-sfx-vol2 floppy disk of awesomeness and use pewpew.ogg on this

[robust iris]

i don't like reporting people because i got falsely reported once and i almsot didnt get my account back

[vocal mural]

Is advertising on Bio not allowed?

[robust iris]

pretty sure it is allowed

just so long as i dont mention it in the server

[robust iris]

its allowed

[maiden fern]

It is allowed.

[robust iris]

from here?

[drowsy sluice]

[robust iris]

because if so you are doing a very bad speedrun

this server?

ask a mod or something bro

[primal socket]

Now that’s advertising

[robust iris]

yeah

[vocal mural]

Do would I get banned?

[still isle]

...

[primal socket]

Slowest speedrun ever

[robust iris]

fr

i can do better than that

i think i did do better than that once

[vocal mural]

!ban @feral musk he says to ban lol

[robust iris]

@feral musk simply get better

[maiden fern]

<@&1128064537342517369> | (White) | 912345596881412177

[robust iris]

i can get banned faster that troll tv

[robust iris]

YOU DIDNT HAVE TO PING THEM FOR THIS

[robust iris]

why would you ping mods for simple advertising its not that deep little man

[vocal mural]

Fr

[still isle]

I don't think that was an emergency... @exotic iron is a thing

[copper hazel]

say something racist or promote gambling

[maiden fern]

?..

Anyways.

[primal socket]

I mean I could but I don’t like to make more work for the moderators here because I care about them

[vocal mural]

That was a joke

[robust iris]

[still isle]

Let's not promote this

[robust iris]

I also could get banned faster but I like this server

[copper hazel]

okay

[maiden fern]

That was obviously not a joke.

[robust iris]

I don't want to know what that is

[vocal mural]

All said it's a joke

[robust iris]

@exotic iron exists yknow

[primal socket]

yawn.mp4

[copper hazel]

my message is gone the f-

[robust iris]

i want to be a server booster here but i dont feel like it.

[vivid narwhal]

Evening Town Hall

[maiden fern]

It is not a joke.

[robust iris]

i mean i do but max of two server boosts with nitro

go outside and breathe the fresh air

[robust iris]

fr

[vocal mural]

It is and stay mad

[maiden fern]

Next topic.

[surreal heron]

omg kes hiiii

[maiden fern]

You can get blocked, when you are chill you can get unblocked okay?

[vivid narwhal]

Heya!!

[robust iris]

im gonna keep saying this... TOUCH GRASS

[vocal mural]

Idc when I get blocked lol

[surreal heron]

how is everything?

[primal socket]

That hurt Peapole’s feelings. You made them cry

[robust iris]

Someone blocked me for pinging them in a reply message

[maiden fern]

Hope you'll get better, my dear.

[vocal mural]

lmao

[robust iris]

he hurt my feelings 😭 i cant recover from this

bro that's not a ban speedrun that's a report speedrun

[copper hazel]

dang

[robust iris]

i'm actually embarassed for you, give up already

[primal socket]

You might as well leave at this point. You failed the speedrun

[versed finch]

this is just sad

[maiden fern]

Especially you.

[digital oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/blackie-gif-25635440

[maiden fern]

Fr.

[robust iris]

disappointing, to say the least.

[versed finch]

I mean he got what he wanted but like why

[robust iris]

For real

[primal socket]

It’s kids being kids

[robust iris]

clout and attention

[surreal heron]

Clout???

[vocal mural]

[robust iris]

Yeah we're gonna forget him in about 1 minute

[coarse surge]

Hello peasants

[surreal heron]

i get the attention thing but clout? i dont think that means what you think it means

[robust iris]

do nitro boosters here get any perks

[primal socket]

They don’t get clout. They just get downvoted on Reddit for being painfully sad

[robust iris]

other than role name

[primal socket]

You should find out

[surreal heron]

you get clout from reddit posts

[robust iris]

i'd have to wait 7 days to transfer it back to the old server tho

[maiden fern]

^

[robust iris]

ban speedruns are so cringe

[vivid narwhal]

Good, was playing Yakuza 7 on laptop while I'm out on a business trip

[vocal mural]

[maiden fern]

Anyways, shall we move on to the next topic?

[primal socket]

Well ban slowruns

[surreal heron]

ew buisness. wooo for yakuza 7

[robust iris]

ban neverrun

[robust iris]

i remember this time when i wanted to do a ban speedrun and they just refused to ban me

so i kinda just became an active member there

[primal socket]

I remember my run in with a few ban “speedrunners”. I just timed them out for a week then another week after that

[robust iris]

these "ban speedrunners" think being banned is an achievement

[robust iris]

fr

i'm glad i don't do that anymore

OH MY GOD MY SCREEN

[primal socket]

I bet you they will come back

[robust iris]

do NOT go to the members list of this server, worst mistake of my life

[desert crown]

Are there new discord activity games in the works? Anybody know?

[primal socket]

No spoilers for you

[desert crown]

boooo

[robust iris]

just join the discord experiments server they have all the spoilers there

[primal socket]

Shhhh

[coarse surge]

That means yes.

[desert crown]

Haha ok cool thanks

[robust iris]

can't wait for darker mode and amoled on desktop

and i guess profile effects will be cool but i want ones other than lightning

[primal socket]

You can get Amoled and darker mode on Desktop

[robust iris]

fr?

i know it's in the works but idk about currently

[primal socket]

Turn off the monitor… profit

[karmic hedge]

[robust iris]

chat is this real, i'm gonna turn off my monitor to test

oh my god it's real... when you turn off your monitor it goes all black

[loud dagger]

Soo tired of riding my bike around the city. Can’t wait to drive on my own

[vocal mural]

[robust iris]

i didn't know those existed

do they show up on the profiles of new users?

[loud dagger]

My mom lets me drive her car… only when I’m with her

[coarse surge]

I noticed those yesterday too!

[loud dagger]

And I’m restricted to some roads

[robust iris]

we need more discord easter eggs

waiting for discords birthday so i can get all the achievements again

[coarse surge]

When is Discord's bday?

[robust iris]

wait a minute discords birthday already passed

[queen tundra]

yeah

[loud dagger]

There’s a busy intersection and road I’m not ready to go on yet in my city (it goes straight to the bridge/highway too).

[robust iris]

bruh, usually they have a big thing but i guess not

[robust iris]

may 13 iirc

i want discord party mode back :(

[vocal mural]

[loud dagger]

My actual driving test is in a month. Pass and I get my drivers license

[coarse surge]

Well good luck! You've got this!

[robust iris]

when you view your server as a different role its so funky

[coarse surge]

Your pfp is creepy.

[vocal mural]

Ik you love it 😊

[swift gate]

race black color y 'all not right, that is why i am inter active here

hurt folks feelings

[maiden fern]

Why?

[robust iris]

because people are going online and offline so much that the list is constantly shifting

[maiden fern]

Yeah I opened the member lists and my discord crashed.

[desert nymph]

dnw your pfp is the hottest in history

[swift gate]

_discord never crashed on me

[coarse surge]

I will agree with you just so my chances of being murdered by you are lower.

[dusky condor]

yeet

[coarse surge]

I want a pumpkin spice frapp from Starbucks...

[primal socket]

No yeet

[swift gate]

go get one

[dusky condor]

yes yeet

[coarse surge]

Nah I made my sister do it

[primal socket]

No yeet

[dusky condor]

yes yeet

[swift gate]

my lord laziness today in 2023

i want something i get in my car and drive to get it

[desert nymph]

I’m feeling super lazy today and idk why

[coarse surge]

She is out and about anyways

[robust iris]

@vocal mural Your pfp makes me act up

(please don't kill me)

[primal socket]

Then un-lazy yourself and hug Wumpus

[vocal mural]

Good

[swift gate]

working person vs laziness who wins

[coarse surge]

I can be both

[robust iris]

[desert nymph]

ok

🔫

[coarse surge]

It's a-me, Wumpus.

[desert nymph]

Mario never existed just wumpus

[coarse surge]

All hail the mighty Wump

[desert nymph]

yes

[dusky condor]

[coarse surge]

Bleh, looking at that makes me sick.

[swift gate]

then puke for spinning

[primal socket]

Imagine you’re on a rollercoaster going round and round at top speed

[coarse surge]

I will not be imagining that thank you

[primal socket]

[dusky condor]

[coarse surge]

I do like rollercoasters more than spinning in a chair though.

[robust iris]

Anyone know jeremy lynch?

[primal socket]

Who??

[coarse surge]

It feels like a trap.

[primal socket]

Maybe but if the admiral didn’t say it’s a trap then we’re all good for now

[coarse surge]

Admiral Apple?

[karmic hedge]

[coarse surge]

or Admiral Artichoke?

[normal orchid]

Meep

[copper pecan]

[primal socket]

Honk

[coarse surge]

Do you guys know that song that goes beep beep boop beep beep boop bop?

[primal socket]

What does the fox say?

[dusky condor]

duck

[copper pecan]

That is the most awful description in the world

[karmic hedge]

[coarse surge]

Actually, I think it goes boop boop beep bop

[broken needle]

Tis but a reference

[primal socket]

And now everyone has that song in their head

[coarse surge]

Someone gets it.

[copper pecan]

[coarse surge]

I know who the cool people are now.

[broken needle]

90% of my brain is useless information, memes, and references

[copper pecan]

@broken needle Do you play fallout?

[atomic shuttle]

Do you mean the one that goes (whatever the other guy says)

[broken needle]

It’s from SpongeBob. It’s the episode where SpongeBob and squidward think that Mr. krabs is a robot

[primal socket]

But the 1% is important information of when to clap to the Friends theme song

[broken needle]

Sometimes

[coarse surge]

Yes I have found my people!

[broken needle]

I clap 5 times

[copper pecan]

I swear he becomes a robot in the film

and plankton is ripped

[frigid helm]

Yo

[broken needle]

[dusky condor]

normal things

[broken needle]

No you don’t understand

It’s not references people will get

[coarse surge]

try me

[broken needle]

It’s extremely obscure references from a looooooooong time ago

[dusky condor]

I just have random gun knowledge that isn’t useful for anything

[broken needle]

Who is Chet Ubetcha

[primal socket]

You didn’t do anything. Sad

[elder fjord]

hello

[coarse surge]

Okay you're right

[broken needle]

[copper pecan]

I was gonna say fallout nv character hehe

[broken needle]

Whenever I say you bet, I say Chet Ubetcha

[copper pecan]

but if you say the word outloud

[broken needle]

It’s the reporter from Fairly Odd Parents

[swift gate]

what

[broken needle]

Sometimes! I recently had an urge to play fallout 4

[coarse surge]

I didn't watch that show as much as I should have.

[broken needle]

[dusky condor]

fallout 76 is dumb

[copper pecan]

Which faction do you play as?

[broken needle]

Haven’t decided yet

I just started again

[copper pecan]

I have over 40 hours of my life on it, i can agree

[coarse surge]

Nicki Minaj is in COD starting today...

[swift gate]

https://youtu.be/oO-gc3Lh-oI?si=Mo4SYLiQ5k9GSS_J

[copper pecan]

I'm starting tomorrow

[warped falcon]

hey there i was sent here from the ko-fi discord server
sorry if this is not the right place to ask however i had some problems on my discord with someone trying to "raid", does anyone know and can recommend any discord bots that kick new accounts (in my case accounts younger than a week) instantly when they join?

[elder fjord]

yeah, especially since they banned people who got into the dev room. they figured it out, they earned it.

[copper pecan]

Dyno.

[dusky condor]

I have a singular minute of time playing it because i couldn’t get past the main menu because it required an online membership to even play it

[warped falcon]

dyno can kick new accounts? cool

[broken needle]

Who sent you here? Cause this isn’t a support server :/

[copper pecan]

I have it on pc, xbox, and my playstation, I regret everything about my life

[warped falcon]

someone from ko-fi's server

[broken needle]

I always recommend Beemo. It handles user bot raids

[copper pecan]

dyno and wick do

[warped falcon]

the kofi webpage to be specific, not persons

[sick geyser]

Yo guys I need help

[copper pecan]

Not a support server but go to #peer-help

[broken needle]

I never trust wick

[warped falcon]

its not really a serious raid, just some kid who got mad for being banned for breaking rules and i banned his 27th alt today

[sick geyser]

Thx

[warped falcon]

he comes back with like two accounts each week

[copper pecan]

Why not?

[broken needle]

Too many malicious clones

And the bot requires so many permissions

[warped falcon]

you can just take out the ones that you dont want it to use

[copper pecan]

It;s better than security bot in my opinion, that bot is just an indirect autoban bot

[young jasper]

hello! :D

how is everyone?

[copper pecan]

Meaning if you don't set up the perms, it just insta bans people, and the perms are so hard to find

[swift gate]

tried

[copper pecan]

Always tried 🙏

[warped falcon]

@copper pecancan i ask where exactly i can find that at dyno

[swift gate]

you all ways tried

[copper pecan]

google dyno.

[warped falcon]

i added the bot

i just need to find out how to make it kick new accounts which i cant find

[copper pecan]

ohhhh I misread, sorry, ill send you screenshot

[swift gate]

try being on call all week and with time re group on sleep

[warped falcon]

ok thx

i found it!

[copper pecan]

You will be pinged in #peer-help within the next 10 mins

[warped falcon]

no need, found it!

[swift gate]

https://dyno.gg/

[copper pecan]

I thought there was an anti link tbh

[warped falcon]

good it works

[primal socket]

[coarse surge]

duk

[copper pecan]

But quick note, it does screw up new people wanting to join your discord

[swift gate]

it do not

[atomic shuttle]

[warped falcon]

one question however, how can i make it only kick the users and not ban them, if thats even possible

[swift gate]

i have other join my server before under dyno and bender bot

[primal socket]

It’s always a quacking good time at work

[copper pecan]

New people who join discord want to find new servers to chill in, if they have an auto kick in place, they lose the chance too

[elder fjord]

[coarse surge]

[swift gate]

you do not have set that command to auto kick some one after they join

[copper pecan]

What do you mean?

[swift gate]

it's only after being warn three strikes

[fossil yacht]

[copper pecan]

You may not know what were on about.

[round pumice]

[copper pecan]

We are dyno divers hehe

[swift gate]

it would be temp kick. or temp ban

[primal socket]

I personally don’t like Dyno

[copper pecan]

you cant temp kick, only kick.

[atomic shuttle]

I eat dirt

:3

[copper pecan]

🔴 Mee6 user detected 🔴

[primal socket]

I especially don’t like MEE6

[copper pecan]

Thank the gods

[elder fjord]

how many times have you recived a dm from it dude

[swift gate]

https://docs.dyno.gg/en/commands/ban

[primal socket]

0 because I locked my DMs

[atomic shuttle]

MEE6 is a crypto shill

[copper pecan]

Were not talking about commands lol

[copper pecan]

Mee6 is the biggest money making scam ive ever whitnessed

[swift gate]

ok then

[copper pecan]

Especially when you can recode half of it in under 1-2 hours

[fossil yacht]

[swift gate]

if you want to dyno more read about it before kick some one on they server , then report false kick and it get the whole server banned for fore ever

[fossil yacht]

[primal socket]

Okay I lied, I’m only “neutral” to MEE6 when I personally don’t have to deal with it, same for Dyno

[robust iris]

Discord already implemented the majority of general purpose bot functionality

[copper pecan]

Same, I lied, on the basis that I do not want to get sued

[primal socket]

They can try to sue me. I know I have more money to throw and still win

[left rune]

if mee6 has 10000 haters i am one, if mee6 has 10 haters i am one, if mee6 has 1 hater etc

it has some good utility but everything about the bot is so shady. crypto shilling

[surreal heron]

mee6 sells crypto its gross

[elder fjord]

hello

[robust iris]

It's the biggest red flag

[coarse surge]

Can I sue you for 2 hamburgers and a 10 piece Mcnugget?

With sweet n' sour sauce

[elder fjord]

doing great, how bout you

[copper pecan]

same here

but with ketchup

[primal socket]

No, because lawsuits are expensive, I’d probably counter sue for 9 Big Macs and a 20 piece McNugget

[maiden fern]

@robust iris I love your profile picture, it's cute.

[coarse surge]

You dip your nuggets in ketchup???

[robust iris]

Just invoke the fifth

[elder fjord]

good to hear

[fossil yacht]

of course

[coarse surge]

Put it on your bill (funny duk joke)

[copper pecan]

You can't go wrong with that

[coarse surge]

They accidentally gave me tangy bbq the other day when I wanted sweet and sour.

It was mid

[copper pecan]

Hmmm, I can't agree with you on that

[primal socket]

Let me just find my balancing tray for those mighty Big Macs and McNuggets

[elder fjord]

big mayo fan but i found out yesterday some abominations drink it through a straw.

[copper pecan]

Mayo is undeniably the best condiment

[coarse surge]

Honey mustard is yummy.

[elder fjord]

real

[left rune]

counterpoint: sriracha mayo

[copper pecan]

Mustard

Mayo & Ketchup on top

[primal socket]

No, wasabi (the real stuff, not the gross stuff) is the best

[left rune]

mustard is good as an ingredient but as a condiment...... nasty

[coarse surge]

Incorrect.

[swift gate]

pickles

[coarse surge]

I enjoy a good pickle.

[fossil yacht]

the expensive one? or the american version

[primal socket]

Pickle juice marinated McNugget

[red spruce]

Hello~

[fossil yacht]

oh my god absolutely delicious. sour. sweet. any. i love them

[coarse surge]

A soggy nugg?

[left rune]

pickles 👎

[primal socket]

Yep

[fossil yacht]

chickfila cooks their nuggets in pickle juice

[coarse surge]

I love sweet and spicy pickles

[primal socket]

I did say the good one, not the gross one. So expensive real stuff

[fossil yacht]

they’re both gross i just had to clarify

[coarse surge]

Well you better start enjoying the cheap stuff because I'm taking you to court on the 32nd of this month.

[swift gate]

cheap stuff ?

[coarse surge]

It is.

[elder fjord]

lol

[coarse surge]

I tried, but it is such a serious trial that they wanted to get it done sooner.

[swift gate]

send a lawyer

[primal socket]

Fine oyster and pickle juice marinated McNuggets, burnt to a toasty overly well done texture

[coarse surge]

When's the Kokonaut meal arriving at McD's?

[primal socket]

Right now

[coarse surge]

What does it consist of?

[primal socket]

Exactly this

[coarse surge]

Oh, uh... yaaay

[swift gate]

throws cheap crap the lawyer says he to rich be eating poor man food

[primal socket]

But you only get 1 per box, just ignore the 10 piece on the box, we’re saving money by charging full price

[coarse surge]

McDonald's is for people of all classes.

[coarse surge]

That makes it better.

[swift gate]

eats a nice cook t bone stake

[coarse surge]

How bout you don't even waste a box? Just throw it in my mouth when I get to the window...

[primal socket]

Sure, we also add Carolina reaper sauce on it without you asking or wanting it when we want to

[robust iris]

false marketing?

[coarse surge]

I like a good surprise.

[primal socket]

No there is tape on the 0

[spare mango]

how do you add custom boosting perks to your server? i'm a little confused since there's literally no help online

[swift gate]

where would you like to eat if you where rich ?

[coarse surge]

My house

*mansion

**estate

[robust iris]

i mean... technically they are still houses

[coarse surge]

***island

[elder fjord]

🗿

[primal socket]

[coarse surge]

You can type Nintendo what do you mean?

[copper pecan]

Noobs?

[robust iris]

why do i breathe air

[coarse surge]

Nope is an n word, yes

[robust iris]

why

[primal socket]

Oh they are that kind of special…

[swift gate]

look i work top of chain of folks that pays me good money if i eat in my own home i need to do the the cooking i would not pay some one to cook for me only if it was a party or some thing

[copper pecan]

He was banned.

[robust iris]

blud really didnt use his brain

[coarse surge]

LOL

[copper pecan]

LMFAOO

[red spruce]

Greetings humans

[elder fjord]

oh

[copper pecan]

its not what it looks like

[primal socket]

Finding brain… File error: couldn’t find file.

[red spruce]

Let us not get into that

[copper pecan]

@coarse surge I beg you back me up here

[elder fjord]

lol

[coarse surge]

I don't know this person.

[red spruce]

What has happened while I was away?

[copper pecan]

there was this brain dead guy saying "Why can't I say the N word", so I asked what it was.

[copper pecan]

You betrayed me! Guards get him!

[swift gate]

looks like your stuck in own trap

[robust iris]

brain.exe found. Opening program...

[coarse surge]

Hands off, criminal scum!

[red spruce]

Oh dear Primus

[copper pecan]

I have deleted the message, but if I get banned i'm going to be quite sad.

[ebon rose]

its rosas birthday today!

[rough mist]

You’re all weird

[red spruce]

I am not!

[elder fjord]

hoorae

[primal socket]

File error: Not a valid 32 bit application, closing…

[rough mist]

Who just sits in town hall all day talking 😂

[coarse surge]

What in shawnation!

[copper pecan]

hahaha

[coarse surge]

hehe

[robust iris]

def me before but i am now spending less time on discord

[rough mist]

I work for discord and don’t even chill in here ever

[swift gate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCf40wrpdlc here ya go

[copper pecan]

The janitor? That's not discord worker

[robust iris]

no you dont

[rough mist]

I do lmao

[red spruce]

NOT WHAT I MEANT

[swift gate]

lol

[copper pecan]

Then maybe don't call your users "Weird"

[robust iris]

i dont see a staff badge on your profile

[versed finch]

@ebon rose hihi! please do not advertise in here

[rough mist]

You’re not my users your Jason Citron

[jovial pike]

yo yo yo its been a few months since i talked here

[broken needle]

Then enable your badge

[copper pecan]

"This user is no longer active"

[cursive wing]

Can 2fa be disabled on discord?

[copper pecan]

yes

[robust iris]

yup

[swift gate]

sorry i had to make a funny one

[cursive wing]

Ty

[red spruce]

huffs

[primal socket]

Strange, I would have fired them.

[broken needle]

I also see a shocking lack of the “Discord Employee” role. So what were you lying again?

[primal socket]

Technically misrepresenting yourself is against the Community Guidelines

[robust iris]

plot twist: they dont work for discord

[broken needle]

Well that’s just impersonation

[copper pecan]

Plot twist, they deleted there account when they saw Beathan Redpandaton

[broken needle]

[robust iris]

plot twist: they got timed-out

[copper pecan]

Actually, that may have happened

[broken needle]

Plot twist, I can make things happen to people without touching them. My name is Tom R

[elder fjord]

wow doin me a suprise

[copper pecan]

If thats a joke, I don't get it

[broken needle]

Nah it’s another reference

[primal socket]

Ethan being funny 🍿

[broken needle]

Do people not read Harry Potter anymore?

[robust iris]

choconaut

[coarse surge]

Naur

[swift gate]

no

[copper pecan]

Who reads harry potter, just watch the films lolol

[robust iris]

hey i would eat that

[primal socket]

I used to have all the big Harry Potter books. Don’t know where they went

[broken needle]

Because the books are better

[robust iris]

my friend still reads

[copper pecan]

[swift gate]

who looks at harry potter any ways

[coarse surge]

They are magic so they probably floated away.

[robust iris]

💀

[primal socket]

You’re right, let me go fly to them like a duk

[coarse surge]

You can fly your duk butt to the courthouse

[robust iris]

arent you already in space

[primal socket]

Exactly why I can fly

[rough mist]

Im literally a financial advisor from home ion need recognition in this chat from yall 😂

[robust iris]

the books will come to u eventually

[robust iris]

i thought you worked at discord

[rough mist]

At and for 2 different things

[tired marten]

bread 👍

[hot owl]

yes it is true

[robust iris]

toast is superior to bread

[crimson drum]

Hełło

[tired marten]

lmao

[primal socket]

Bread, I heard bread

[copper pecan]

Oh ye @broken needle did you hear about the fallout tv show being made?

[hot owl]

[robust iris]

wait actually bread is superior to toast nvm

[tired marten]

good answer

[robust iris]

i just like pain a lot but it depends on the pain

[broken needle]

You said you work for discord though

[robust iris]

exactly my point he is getting everything wrong

[primal socket]

And for implies that you’re actively employed

[hot owl]

No it is false

[robust iris]

dont tell me he went afk again

[broken needle]

But hey. Whatever boats your float lol

<@&1128064537342517369>

Me waiting for mod perms:

[swift gate]

rest in pace tay

[robust iris]

nahh im not interested i dont play csgo

[copper pecan]

Can you even get it? Or did they close for you too?

[primal socket]

Let me just magically give you perms hold on

[left rune]

get access to this

[broken needle]

It’s a scam

[copper pecan]

If you actually want it, go on steam, and check if you got lucky

[primal socket]

Get access to this 🚪

[broken needle]

Did what close?

[swift gate]

[hot owl]

Iii

[digital wagon]

[copper pecan]

Town hall moderator position.

[broken needle]

Lol no they didn’t offer it to me lol. It’s not an application

[copper pecan]

Unlucky

[hot owl]

[broken needle]

Like all the other official servers, they ask you to be mod. You don’t apply for these ones :P

[primal socket]

Attempt failed… I tried to honk at Discord’s database to give you perms

[broken needle]

Unlucky for the server /hj

[copper pecan]

I know which official discord server you mod hehe

[swift gate]

you seen it's was click bait

[robust iris]

because just imagine the number of spam if there was an application form 💀

[broken needle]

[broken needle]

[hot owl]

Hoje

[broken needle]

The link? Yeah it was just a scam

[copper pecan]

I won't say as Idk if you want me to tell anyone.

Buttt I do know

[primal socket]

Actually hold on, let me go make a call to their domain registry and have a domain shutdown

[broken needle]

Oh I’m pretty sure most people already know

[digital wagon]

[copper pecan]

Ok mr DTester

[broken needle]

[copper pecan]

Actually, your profile picture does make sense now

[broken needle]

[broken needle]

Someone got me it as a gift

And I love it so much

[copper pecan]

Its top tier haha

[elder fjord]

i like it

[broken needle]

Why thank you!

Next two things on my list are emotes and a plushy. Then a fur suit if I can swing it

[oak quail]

nice hehe

[elder fjord]

brb gotta go eat

[copper pecan]

Discord emojis?

[broken needle]

[copper pecan]

[swift gate]

is a furry chat about to start

[copper pecan]

[broken needle]

I mean I can make it start?

[oak quail]

yeahh

[copper pecan]

Oh no

[broken needle]

Should I braid flowers into my tail?

[oak quail]

maybe

[swift gate]

[copper pecan]

Are furries like what tiktok portray them to be, them annoying people who have too much of an ego?

[broken needle]

Of course not lol

[copper pecan]

[broken needle]

Only reason they have a bad rap is because of a small minority that isn’t even accepted within the furry community in the first place

[swift gate]

hang on

[broken needle]

Not to mention they just don’t understand it and it scares them lol

It’s also funny cause they think that furries are trying to take over the world. Don’t have to take over what you already rule 😉

[copper pecan]

To be honest, and I'm going to be honest here, I thought it was all of you. So thank you for clearing the air.

[digital wagon]

lol

[swift gate]

i am well kown in furry community before you put three since

[digital wagon]

Funny convo

[copper pecan]

[broken needle]

All good! Perspective is extremely important in any context. It’s quite important (in most cases) to understand both sides of something before making a decision

That’s why they call it an “informed decision”

Most people lack the “informed” part

[left rune]

[copper pecan]

To be fair, it is portrayed as only one side.

[broken needle]

It’s true, actually
Furries literally run the internet, and a lot of high level stem positions are occupied by furries

[broken needle]

And that’s the problem. People just take it at face value and then most take it way too far

[copper pecan]

I forgot about them until I started chatting in them

[elder fjord]

ok im back

[broken needle]

Wb

[copper pecan]

[oak quail]

wb

[broken needle]

But anyway, they’re really not that bad. As long as you’re kind and respectful to anyone, you’ll get it back most of the time uwu

[magic dome]

If I pressed x out of the Clyde bot. How do i get him back

[copper pecan]

Ok that uwu wasn't needed lol

[broken needle]

If you’re in a server that can enable it, you can enable it from the server’s settings

[broken needle]

It’s always needed Owó

[copper pecan]

👉👈

[swift gate]

hint to this guy i am in fur city chat and well wholesome, nice folks to chat with

[broken needle]

I will say though, as a mod, being a furry has its benefits

It’s pretty easy to catch those that don’t want to be inclusive

[copper pecan]

What do you mean exactly by that?

[broken needle]

Reminds me of April fools a year back

I made one of the channels in a server I mod a furry channel, and let me just say

The bodies I banned that day laid the foundation of what we are today

[copper pecan]

Smart

[broken needle]

(That’s another quote)

But alas, I must drive home. Toodles!

[copper pecan]

Au revoir!

[primal socket]

Done a ticket

[buoyant reef]

Bye

[frosty dome]

hello there no css its now edited

omg how

[primal socket]

Heyy Juju, how is your day going so far

[buoyant reef]

It was super cool!!

What about yours?

[primal socket]

Pretty tiring, I’ve been watching my neural network train for about 9 hours

[buoyant reef]

Oh no

It sounds very boring (sorry)

[left rune]

[primal socket]

It is sometimes, but I can just sit back and watch things because I don’t need to touch it

[vocal mural]

[hoary echo]

Any advice on who to complain to about a user interface design flaw would be appreciated.

On the Mac app the regular emoji reaction is on the left⬅️ and the super reaction is on the right➡️.

On iOS/iPadOS it is the opposite!

This is annoying.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk soapbox speech.

[swift gate]

[swift gate]

#peer-help

[left rune]

you can try sending feedback thru the support site (dont have a link on mobile but i trust youll find it), dont get any hopes up that they bother listening tho

[primal socket]

How to make that one person cry

[deep monolith]

Dam looking back on how discord has changed over the years I wonder for people who have been using discord longer then me what y’all experience

[primal socket]

Give them that long sentence about a user interface problem

[left rune]

discord has actively been curbstomping their user interface into the ground so inconsistent interface between ios and mac doesnt surprise me at all

[primal socket]

But it’s two completely different platforms to build on…

[low wing]

heya!

[primal socket]

It’s not that easy

[swift gate]

for real but of you pay for the perks i am happy soul

[left rune]

quite frankly i dont care abt the Terrible Horrible Difficulty of moving one tab to the left

it should be the same order on all platforms realistically

[robust iris]

i've been usin discord since january 6 2018 licaz. my main acc

[swift gate]

most of y'all are on windows me on Linux

[deep monolith]

This is my main

[robust iris]

i have a friend who's been usin discord since jun 1 2017

[deep monolith]

Dam

[left rune]

i coulda been in the 2015 gang if my friends bothered swapping over from skype earlier

[primal socket]

I’m on neither most of the time, I have windows for other reasons and it’s game support. Linux for my docker support and Mac for my iOS development. Then my OS for actual work

[deep monolith]

A you are only one year off

[hoary echo]

Thanks

[hoary echo]

Thanks

[left rune]

half a year really

woulda been late 2015

[swift gate]

the other way windows docker Linux is main desktop mac sit for work only @primal socket

[hoary echo]

💯

[deep monolith]

It says you joined discord on jun 4 2016

[left rune]

yes, if my friends wouldve jumped ship earlier we wouldve rolled over around nov-dec 2015

but no one else was rly entertaining the idea of moving platforms yet

[low wing]

i deleted my old account which i made in 2017 to transfer to this account, but ive had friends using it from 2015-16

[trim sphinx]

Kick that person and hurt that person

[primal socket]

No because hurting people is bad

[left rune]

thats rhe biggest hurdle of new chat platforms, no point joining if the ppl u know arent joining

[trim sphinx]

But you asked how to?

[deep monolith]

Na all I had was a phone in 2018 and me and some friends didn’t have phone providers so we used discord to talk

[primal socket]

There was no question mark

[vocal mural]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[primal socket]

Omg Discord be dying on here, took 2 minutes to send that

[robust iris]

True

[trim sphinx]

I KNOW BUT YOU SAYED IT

[vocal mural]

[primal socket]

Said*

[vocal mural]

Kokonaut

[trim sphinx]

Stop correcting me you Little Duck

[robust iris]

i think i got kicked out of the admin server 😭

[lapis crow]

yall discord lagged too?

[robust iris]

Yup

[primal socket]

*.

[maiden fern]

Heyy, do you mind inviting me to the server for these emojis?

[copper pecan]

Most people did, including me

[maiden fern]

.**

[lethal lagoon]

I wish y'all a nice night! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

[maiden fern]

Not for me.

[feral mulch]

yo

why discord laggy?

[trim sphinx]

I will eat you

[vocal mural]

Kokonaut is NOT Kokonauting

[primal socket]

No because that’s technically advertising and I respect the rules. Because the mods scare me when they’re mad.

[swift gate]

bowl of ramen noodles

[vocal mural]

[digital wagon]

Hi

[maiden fern]

Well, I don't consider it advertising when someone asks you the server invite but okay.

[digital wagon]

Well if they asked for the server invite, and both sides agreed it’s not against rules

[copper pecan]

Let’s not use that emoji, as some people have epilepsy

[celest night]

Receiving Late messages?

[robust iris]

Sounds like it’s their problem

[digital wagon]

Lol

[solemn bolt]

fr

[vocal mural]

Is websites that can make bots without Coding its against ToS?

[copper pecan]

No.

[primal socket]

Well considering it’s mostly in my work Discord server (Similar to Town Hall but less Discord staff). I would…

[maiden fern]

No.

[copper pecan]

But it’s a you problem if you can’t code

[robust iris]

no why would it be

[vocal mural]

Cool 😎😎😎😎😎😎

[digital wagon]

[maiden fern]

All I want is the server emoji, but no worries.
You declined my request, so let's all move on to the next topic.

[digital wagon]

[primal socket]

You are duk now

[vocal mural]

[digital wagon]

Lol

[maiden fern]

[primal socket]

Promoted to duk is the biggest promotion here

[feral mulch]

[royal hollow]

💩

[ornate agate]

hello discord

[feral mulch]

hello discord user

[maiden fern]

Hii.

[eager crest]

[trim sphinx]

What emoji do you want?

[robust iris]

hello fellow human

[robust iris]

feces.

[vocal mural]

hello J human person people

[ornate agate]

[vocal mural]

[maiden fern]

^

[vocal mural]

That how I code my bot

[maiden fern]

@trim sphinx

[vocal mural]

[primal socket]

With spaghetti sauce

[maiden fern]

[robust iris]

i feel like crashing this ""laptop"" rn

[vocal mural]

[maiden fern]

Why is my Discord laggy-

[primal socket]

Someone, somewhere, messed up

[robust iris]

it's either ur wifi or because discord's status page says "Service Under Maintenance"

[primal socket]

That’s for the recent events to the undersea cables in South Africa

[robust iris]

Hi yall

most of the events reported within the last few days are api latency issues

[primal socket]

Yeah but that service maintenance is strictly about the recent events that happened to the undersea cables in South Africa

[maiden fern]

I can't even upload files.

[bold solar]

Crazy

[mystic nacelle]

the first thing i read when i join this channel tf XD

[primal socket]

Cover your eyes

[maiden fern]

Why do people lie about their birthday-

[vocal mural]

[primal socket]

They think it’s cool

[maiden fern]

Like it's not cool. My friend said it was their birthday in March, but she switched it to July.

Kind of weird.

[feral mulch]

I don't know if it's related to the phone or discord, but when I switch from server to server, there is a slight freeze

[broken needle]

People are weird. Kids try and do anything that means they can break the rules (and sometimes the law)

[copper pecan]

Mines fine xD

[copper pecan]

Usually been brought up wrongly then

[vocal mural]

hi

[maiden fern]

My discord crashed, lol.

[primal socket]

They’re the kind of people that would try to get in a bar wearing a trench coat to look more grownup

[robust iris]

lol?

[feral mulch]

my betterdiscord crashed

[robust iris]

cough cough

[vocal mural]

Betterdiscord is against ToS

[broken needle]

Client mods in general are against the ToS

[feral mulch]

yea i know

[robust iris]

and saying you have one installed in this server is a very bad mistake

[copper pecan]

Then don’t say you use it

[vocal mural]

Ur new Mod??

[broken needle]

Not really. But you can’t complain about it crashing

[copper pecan]

Actually, don’t use it all together

[broken needle]

A. I’m not a mod here lol
B. I’m not a new mod, I mod other places

[robust iris]

hii

[broken needle]

Yohio

[vocal mural]

How many discord Mods are in discord?

[broken needle]

What do you mean by “mod?” Do you mean a literal moderator or do you mean Discord Staff? Cause those are two very different things

[primal socket]

You “mod” here in a non mod way with banana nades

[broken needle]

I do like banananas

Do duks like banananas?

[feral mulch]

Discord staff badge has discord nitro? 🤔

[vocal mural]

Mod mean's Moderator

[robust iris]

uhhh...

[broken needle]

Staff get nitro on their work accounts, yes

[broken needle]

Then if you’re asking how many mods are on discord, then tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands

[robust iris]

if not millions

[vocal mural]

Do Discord Moderators have secret on settings and everything ?

[broken needle]

Lol no

[feral mulch]

Hidden features

[broken needle]

Nope

[primal socket]

Yes, it’s called light mode

[robust iris]

no they dont 💀

[broken needle]

Mods aren’t staff

[vocal mural]

They have

[fervent mist]

discord is a scam

[broken needle]

Anybody can be a mod

[vocal mural]

On settings

[primal socket]

Here we go

[fervent mist]

discord scammed me and won't let me file a report

[broken needle]

What secret settings do you think mods have?

[vocal mural]

Nice banned

!Modpanel

[feral mulch]

What are the mods doing?

[vocal mural]

Idk

[broken needle]

Lol you can’t use the mod bots here, not to mention that’s not even a command

[robust iris]

nitro?

[vocal mural]

I see what they have in settings before

Maybe they still have or no

[broken needle]

Again, are you talking about staff or mods?

[fervent mist]

it went away a week before it should of (with no warning at all)

[vocal mural]

Mods

[broken needle]

Because some staff have options for their clients, but no mod would lol

[copper pecan]

Most server owners just use their mods for their own gain, so what’s the point of moderating?

[broken needle]

Mods aren’t Discord Employees

You can start a server and call yourself a mod. That doesn’t give you any special permissions

[robust iris]

did u pay for it?

[feral mulch]

what do you think of those who sell nitro with owo??? 🤔

[fervent mist]

yeah

[broken needle]

Reselling Nitro is against the ToS

[vocal mural]

Btw how to be discord bug hunter

[broken needle]

Nitro issues go through https://dis.gd/billing :p

[robust iris]

are they still charging you or they stopped

[broken needle]

Do you want the fun version or the boring version?

[fervent mist]

i ran out of money so idk

my last dollar went away

[copper pecan]

Watch his banner

[vocal mural]

I just wanted the badge 😀

[feral mulch]

what is most valuable discord badge?

[primal socket]

Yes the boring one please, we love boring ones

[broken needle]

Well how much work are you willing to put in?

[copper pecan]

The amount people will do for a badge is crazy

[broken needle]

Badges aren’t valuable at all. Anyone that says otherwise is disconnected from reality

[maiden fern]

BetterDiscord is against the ToS?

[vocal mural]

Ohhhh then how to be discord owner?

[broken needle]

Yep. All client mods are against ToS

[robust iris]

for 15 pixels on a screen

[vocal mural]

Yes

[broken needle]

How much work are you willing to put in?

[maiden fern]

Do discord detect BetterDiscord?

[vocal mural]

Nvm I just see your banner and I feel said for u :(

[robust iris]

no

[feral mulch]

There are many people using Betterdiscord

There are people who just don't show

[broken needle]

No. Historically they don’t really mind if you’re just using for themes and such. However, it’s unsupported and any issues you have aren’t valid

[feral mulch]

how do you detect them

[copper pecan]

Better discord is so bad

[primal socket]

I mean there is ways to detect it… but I wouldn’t know any specific nor would share that

[copper pecan]

Better discord is the most unstable thing you can inject into your software

[vocal mural]

Not really but it's against ToS

[copper pecan]

It’s really unstable

[swift gate]

[robust iris]

the fact it even exists means that discord needs to improve

[broken needle]

I need to rewrite my bug hunter story

In fact, I’m going to

[vocal mural]

It's cool and thing but it's against ToS

[primal socket]

Make it the Ethan way

[copper pecan]

What’s your current one?

[broken needle]

#general-chat message

[feral mulch]

its frustrating to lose discord 2ad codes

[vocal mural]

Do you guys have server only Discord Moderators on it or nah?

[vivid narwhal]

When are we getting the Netflix series?

[broken needle]

Not anymore

Eventually™️

[primal socket]

Well to be clear, there is modded clients for everything, some improve the experience, some downright illegal and some security issues

[broken needle]

Just because a mod exists doesn't mean the original app is bad

[robust iris]

2ad?

[copper pecan]

Beathan Adventures would be really cool

[feral mulch]

the code page you need to enter for security purposes when logging into your account

i.e. two step verification

[vivid narwhal]

chatgpt pls tldr

[robust iris]

ahh 2fa

[primal socket]

That’s not the Ethan way

[feral mulch]

sorry i said it wrong

[trim sphinx]

[feral mulch]

where can i try the upcoming features on Discord early? 😈

[vivid narwhal]

https://dis.gd/jobs

[primal socket]

.*

[robust iris]

why

[digital wagon]

You can use betaflight

[feral mulch]

whats betaflight?

[digital wagon]

A testing app some use for early stuff kind of

[trim sphinx]

I really need to cook you today haven't i?

[digital wagon]

But it’s full right now, they clear it out each month on the 1st

[vivid narwhal]

Here's a more realistic approach to early access for features - beta and alpha clients (use at your own risk, they often can have bugs)

https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/articles/360035675191-Discord-Testing-Clients

[primal socket]

Hold on… let me put on some hammer pants and dance side to side and say “can’t touch this” and “stop 🔨 time”

[digital wagon]

Holy moly Openai went from 800k+ to 53k just bc of the no accs

[vivid narwhal]

Ordered an americano thinking it was a coca cola

[trim sphinx]

Huuuuh, I will catch you, I can walk too in your Stop time think

[robust iris]

thats impossible

[primal socket]

And stop… hammer time

[velvet fiber]

Bro i just realized that a girl liked me and i messed up 😭😭😭😭

[trim sphinx]

I cook you with your hammer time

[ancient knoll]

guys

[broken needle]

Long before the days of Yore, there existed a guild of knights that banded together to help keep the lands safe from the creatures that inhabited and roamed the lands around the settlements. This band of knights was known as the Order of the Bug Hunters. These were the original Masters, and they sought to help keep the civilians safe from the numerous threats. They formed the Council of Masters, the governing body of the guild, and selected only the best of the best knights from around the kingdom to learn the ways. The Masters would take the knights that were willing to learn the ways under their wings, and teach them the secret, ancient ways of the Bug Hunter, thereby becoming an apprentice. In order to become a Knight in the Order of the Bug Hunters, the Master must deem the apprentice ready, and they must travel on their own across the lands in search of a rare bug that was so elusive, only the best could find it. Once they had slain the mythical bug, they would present it to the Council of Masters as an offering and await judgement. If the Masters deemed it worthy, the apprentice would be knighted into the guild, and bug they slayed turned into a sigil to be affixed to their armor. If a Master were to die, they could appoint their former apprentice to be their successor. They would pass on their golden bug hunter sigil to the Knight and it would be affixed under their bug sigil.
However, word spread about this ancient guild, and some people took an interest in a bad way. Badge hunter clans formed, and they would hunt down members of the Order in hopes to cash in on the glory and respect that they had earned. This forced the Order to go underground, and to hide for centuries, all while still protecting the people. The Order hasn't been seen or heard from in millenia, and some think that they don't exist. But I know they do, and I know they're watching.

[ancient knoll]

did anyone know how to put space in room name

[broken needle]

Room name?

[robust iris]

room name??

[primal socket]

give me a moment to analyze the text

[ancient knoll]

yes

[robust iris]

rooms dont exist on discord iirc

[ancient knoll]

i saw many server put symbols with a space

did anyone have it?

[broken needle]

Are you talking about text channels?

[robust iris]

are you talking about channels

[ancient knoll]

yes

[ancient knoll]

yes.

[robust iris]

there's a special character for that

[broken needle]

Because you can't have spaces or uppercase letters in text channels

[ancient knoll]

how i can find it

[ancient knoll]

i know but i saw many server put symbols with a space

[broken needle]

I wouldn't do that, personally

For me, it's overwhelming

[primal socket]

Could just look it up. But you’re basically making mentions to that channel impossible

[robust iris]

can you send me a screenshot cuz idk what you mean by "symbol""

[broken needle]

They're talking about unicode

[ancient knoll]

alright, Where can I send it to u

[broken needle]

Personally I wouldn't bother with adding symbols, as it can confuse users and make it hard to navigate the server

[primal socket]

Then they’re looking for a whitespace in Unicode

[trim sphinx]

https://www.remote.tools/remote-work/invisible-discord-name#name

[vivid narwhal]

It was for delivery lol

[trim sphinx]

Not sure if they still work

[robust iris]

💀

[ancient knoll]

thanks so much 💞

ty💞

[trim sphinx]

Your Welcome

[primal socket]

You could just lookup U+2002 would of been easier to copy and paste that

[coarse surge]

Do you know the muffin man?

[primal socket]

Isn’t that the person who asked me about my cars extended warranty?

[robust iris]

Would anyone like to start a community server with me?

[coarse surge]

No, that was my father.

[primal socket]

No not really

[lucid badge]

yes

[robust iris]

Ok! Are you dedicated?

[robust iris]

yup

ok people so i just realized ive never had nitro 🧌

[coarse surge]

What kind of community server?

[robust iris]

Dm me if ur interested

[robust iris]

ok?

[lucid badge]

done

[robust iris]

therefore i shall hunt for it

[primal socket]

Don’t beg, I feel like you will

[robust iris]

i never would

[robust iris]

as long as you dont beg

[robust iris]

no im not that kind of guy

although how do you even hunt for nitro

[coarse surge]

whoops I replied to myself hehehe

[robust iris]

i dont know, but ill find a way to

[coarse surge]

It is only 10 bucks a month

[vocal mural]

Me vs everyone

[coarse surge]

You aren't so scary anymore.