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crisp granite
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hm

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I kinda want to get the top end edition

wheat plume
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That happens quite often

crimson wigeon
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It's the exclusive stuff that makes one step it up to the most expensive edition

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and PREMIUM anti-glare etched glass

pale sigil
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The switch style of gamepads is much more superior

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Imagine having a keyboard as a premium feature lol

crisp granite
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wait

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the steam deck would be a good reason to get a compact wooting

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F*ck

wheat plume
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this is shady

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its obfuscated but I see a method mentioning loading a keylogger too

ashen spindle
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let me guess, some youtube video

wheat plume
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yep

misty saffron
wheat plume
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o?

reef tundra
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Just make a file at the root and put in the file that hacking is illegal

wheat plume
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show toast....

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thats android?!

reef tundra
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android doesnt run .exe files and %windows-termonology%

wheat plume
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Unless Windows has a UI element called toast too

reef tundra
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Aliases are a thing..

crimson wigeon
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Toast notifications

wheat plume
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OOHHH, they are called Toasts in Windows too

chrome estuary
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ngl i want one

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i meant a steam deck

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my discord wasn't at latest text

wheat plume
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you got the Animal Crossing Switch!! Fancy

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I love the JoyCon colors for that one

wheat plume
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yeah!

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it is

reef patrol
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I like it - But I'm not paying for it xD

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I'll stick with my halloween themed joycons.

wheat plume
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I just got the standard red and blue

reef patrol
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Got those too - But one joycon drifts up.

wheat plume
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o

reef patrol
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Which is why I bought the Orange/Purple ones.

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So... when wifey wants to play Mario Kart, I take the broken ones.

old marlin
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still not fixed apparently

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your best option is to get replacement parts yourself tbh

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shouldn't be that way though

old marlin
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Problem with the limited edition colors is that afaik you just get one of the regular colored ones as a replacement

reef patrol
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Wouldn't be surprised. thankfully aftermarket shells exist.

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So only software is confused.

reef tundra
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Software does exactly as instructed to do

reef patrol
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I mean the joycons have colour codes in them.

chrome estuary
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you know... i could get the highest upgrade steam deck. I just got another tax return from last year since i was eligible for something the IRS is retroactively applying to last year...

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i'm however seriously considering waiting instead of reserving one

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HAH

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ONE OF THE DESIGNER'S NAMES IS "GREG COOMER"

wheat plume
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COOMER

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LOL

chrome estuary
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not yet

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not til tomorrow and it's a 5$ reservation price

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1280x800 7" screen

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i mean the resolution sucks but 7" that isn't really all that bad.

pale sigil
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That's pretty poo

chrome estuary
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eh

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i'm fine with 60hz

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yeah that would've been nice ngl

pale sigil
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60hz is so ancient now

chrome estuary
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not really

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I've got a 144hz monitor

ashen spindle
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no point in 90hz just to have 30 minutes battery life with games not reaching 90 anyway

chrome estuary
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2-8 while gaming

ashen spindle
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yeah but not even close to that with 90hz

chrome estuary
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with 60 that is

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so like... 1-4 ish if it were 90

ashen spindle
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if we can even trust that for 60

chrome estuary
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8 for portal 2?

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so probably doom eternal medium-high for 1-2?

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shrug

ashen spindle
wheat plume
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Less time than the Switch lel

chrome estuary
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i'm gonna wait for them to release it, if it's good, i'll consider snagging one.

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eh i'd be a little more optimistic for something like this

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this is more a special use case thing like the GPD products

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this isn't the gigantic name PS5, Xbox Series X, and GPUs

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hell you can still go and buy switches.

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yes

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i see them constantly in stores

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minis and fullsize

pale sigil
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I might reserve one

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See what happens

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Afaik you can choose not to go through with it right

chrome estuary
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i mean... i'm not surprised.

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while i'd like a nicer screen on my switch

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i'm not buying another switch for it

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my switch is a pre-patch

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i need to re jailbreak mine

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like re-set it up and get games and shit on it

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my switch is banned actually

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but i don't care, it was never intended to go online

wheat plume
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oh...

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I thought they were sticking to White to differenciate it from the non OLED models

reef tundra
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E Ink display is better. no buts

wheat plume
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Ah yes

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An e-ink display on a gaming console

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That will give the best response times

pale sigil
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Just give me switch Pro with steam link

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Ez

pale sigil
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....

crisp granite
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xD

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I'd love to see the patenting of a handheld gaming device, just because those were made before nintendo even bothered to

ashen spindle
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those guys are gonna be confused when you tell them the PSVita launch year

pale sigil
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I've seen so many "omg it can only run steam cos Linux so what's the point"

crisp granite
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...

pale sigil
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Come on valve

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Why didn't you market it to be very clear you can use windows

reef tundra
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copyright != patent != trademark != trade secret != violation of copyright but they are all related to the low iq take right there

crisp granite
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it's a fucking computer, I can install whatever fucking OS I want that the hardware supports

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which is windows and...any of the bazillion linux distros out there

reef tundra
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Wait until fair use comes to play how they will stumble in court

ashen spindle
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nintendo lawyers are agressive but not stupid and sue everything that internet wants the to sue

pale sigil
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I am every interested

crisp granite
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seriously, how can anything the steam deck an infringement of patents?

pale sigil
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Battery life doesn't really concern me that much

crisp granite
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I'm sure valve thought of all that before bothering to market and start allowing people to reserve systems

pale sigil
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I think I'll reserve one

crisp granite
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I also love how some kiddo posted "a switch clone that can't even run splatoon??"

reef tundra
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They have more lawyers sign off on that than he they have in braincells

crisp granite
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not how that works, champ

pale sigil
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If things go well I can afford it

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If not i can just cancel

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I think?

crisp granite
ashen spindle
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or scalp it if not kek

crisp granite
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I just don't know if I want to get the base model for 500 or the really nice one that would run $820 CAD

reef tundra
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otherwise you can just sell it then and double your money for free #lifehax

crisp granite
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true, I'm sure when they start shipping, people will scalp em

pale sigil
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I'd prob get the 256gb

crisp granite
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I personally would just...use it, or give it to someone else as a gift

pale sigil
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Nah If I didn't like it after I bought it I'd judt sell it for what I paid

reef tundra
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Im definitely going to end up scalping someone amd getting arrested for unagrevated assault with deadly weapon

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in minecraft*

crisp granite
ashen spindle
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I wonder if it's easy to change storage, get the 64gb and put a 1tb ssd in kek

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then sell that for 500 extra

reef tundra
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It seems to me they have directly soldered it to the board

crisp granite
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😬

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that means heat guns and new NAND chips

pale sigil
reef tundra
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So, hot air, a replacement chip, heroin to sooth the pain of fucking it up anyways and you are out of all the money

pale sigil
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My old hardware still lives on in my friends computer aPES_WideEyes

crisp granite
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that's expensive

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just do vodka

ashen spindle
reef patrol
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Oh my

ashen spindle
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also keep in mind the SoC for steam deck is van gogh, what is they ear that the cut off during development? is it the storage on the 64gb version? kek

reef tundra
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Hmmm, seems the market collapsed into quite a restrictive choice of sellers. free market always leads to.. what what the assertion.. eh remember to fear workers rights

ashen spindle
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also keep in mind intel is opening up their fabs so even if they end up buying GF that wouldn't mean they are closing it for outsiders to use

reef tundra
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Vendor lock in has been a looming threat for a while now. They are now confortable enough to admit to it

ashen spindle
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ehh, don't see that happening here

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keep in mind GF even stopped going after their 7nm node so it's not leading tech even anymore

reef tundra
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Doubt they will get the deal through the anti-trust laws

ashen spindle
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why? this isn't something like nvidia buying arm, what would the problem be here?

reef tundra
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Governments can force companies to split, most notable being the oil industry. Where Standard Oil got broken down into 7 independent company for being pretty much an illegal monopoly.

ashen spindle
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but what would be the reason here for it?

reef tundra
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Just being to large to a point that you are forcing to be the only of permitted few

ashen spindle
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but that's not the case here?

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it's not samsung or tsmc eating up GF

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intel barely has any products left that would compete with anything made on any GF node

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Introducing the EVGA Z590 DARK Motherboard The EVGA Z590 DARK once again strikes fear into the hearts of other Z590 motherboards by combining every ounce of power available to the Intel® Z590 chipset and fine-tuning it to perfection. This armed and fully-operational motherboard is born from a 10-layer PCB and powered by a 21-Phase VRM. […]

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oh wiat this aint the x570

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lmao

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wait.. is this just a copy paste of the x570 dark with intel chipset instead? lmao

zenith sonnet
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Schiit EU just had a drop today

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Now waiting for the AMPs....

chrome estuary
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wiat why are you buying 2 modi?

zenith sonnet
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I also bought two Sundara

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One for each ear

static acorn
reef patrol
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I feel so old and grumpy anytime uses the word "drop" these days. It has infested the entire industry. 🙄😏

forest sphinx
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yall hear about this?

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Kinda a games talk thing too

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but also teck

reef patrol
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Yep. Already discussed further up FeelsAmazingMan

pale sigil
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We've discussed it a few times

forest sphinx
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Oh

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I'm late to the party

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Its okay

pale sigil
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I was ahout to say something about it ironically

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I like the idea of using this as my desktop

reef patrol
pale sigil
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With Linux

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And using steam link from my current desktop for games

forest sphinx
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I think its neat for a very specific group of people

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which is basically people who love portable gaming

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3 hours isn't terrible tbh, considering I don't generally have stints of time that long as an adult where I can even play video games in a portable atmosphere

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Its obs not the best either

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but also emulation possibilities on proton could be pretty neat

wheat plume
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Oh.... They replaced a button with shorts instead on YouTube

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Explore is up here now

zenith sonnet
misty saffron
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they’re advertising it as a normal pc

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i.e. you can install any os

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there’s nothing unique about them

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doubt not

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wat

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a laptop with a gamepad plugged in

vagrant pagoda
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i wonder if the emmc uses a different slot>?

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what sucks is the antiglare screen is only the big one

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but ill throw a 1tb if its a stubby or a 2tb if its full size

zenith sonnet
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The SoC in that thing looks amazing on paper

vagrant pagoda
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i mean its a rnda2 4500u

zenith sonnet
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It'll probably make the Switch look like an old boot real fast

misty saffron
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the price is the interesting part

zenith sonnet
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Particularly the CPU side

misty saffron
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you can be sure they ain’t making a profit on selling it

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which is.. maybe not something you wanna do when you sell pcs?

vagrant pagoda
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like 4500u is 6c6t so cpu will be about the same

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and 8gcn to 8rdna2

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so 40% perf uplift there

misty saffron
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the soc is 4c/8t

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though

vagrant pagoda
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it isnt windows

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lol

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its linux with proton

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no need for windows

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have you used proton?

misty saffron
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wine on steroids is what i’ve heard

vagrant pagoda
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yep

zenith sonnet
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I see no need to put Windows on that thing either

vagrant pagoda
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with actual dev support

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and valve is working to get anticheat working on it

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which means more mp games

misty saffron
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can’t wait to see battleye ceo tell valve they absolutely need to log udp connection

vagrant pagoda
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why

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want emulator dosent do linux?

misty saffron
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bro you high?

vagrant pagoda
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dophin, cemu and ryujinx all have native linux

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that are faster than the windows versions

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and are the main emulators for this thing

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considering ryujinx runs some games on the 4700u

misty saffron
vagrant pagoda
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the deck will run it

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yes

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windows supports it

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you have to have a bluetooth adapter that has standby power for it to work on sleep

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which is most built in ones

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lots of usb ones dont support it

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my vr machine has a intel based m.2

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and it wakes from sleep

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with index/vive controllers

misty saffron
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i mean, xboxes were powering on from controllers for years

vagrant pagoda
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and xbox

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i dont have a bluettoh kb

zenith sonnet
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Wonder how much difference the LPDDR5 makes

vagrant pagoda
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but i have a logitech wireless and it wakes from sleep

misty saffron
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pick your poison

vagrant pagoda
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shared memory is king

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if there is support for it

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but there isnt on pc

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at all

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right now

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you mean wake

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hard poweroff the console and the controller wont turn it on

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i like steamcontroller for pc games

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not console ports though

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but like civ

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or rimworld

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it works great

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lol

astral haven
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I really love it for console ports actually

vagrant pagoda
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hd rumble is linear motors right?

astral haven
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Yup

vagrant pagoda
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i love linear motors

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i have a star trek door to my bathroom that is linear motor

astral haven
vagrant pagoda
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if there is a good profile

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which is the lynchpin for steam controller

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they are dumb

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ive never used the ones in my swiftpoint

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lol

vagrant pagoda
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youy dont know that there wont be

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alyx for index

astral haven
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Citadel is apparently gonna have something special for the deck

zenith sonnet
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Other than AMD, Samsung, Microsoft, Sony, Valve, Tesla, who else is using RDNA2?

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It's crazy to think about how widely it's getting used, just a year after launch

astral haven
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sony isnt using rdna2
its lies

zenith sonnet
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Kek

astral haven
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and uh

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thats what happens if you design something competent and sell it with the selling strategy that was required to sell all that gcn garbage

zenith sonnet
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Meh, GCN was never bad
It was just never specialized enough to excel in any area

astral haven
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it specialized the fuck out of fp64

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the problem is uh

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noone cared

zenith sonnet
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Like, maybe the 5 people that use it professionally

astral haven
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it was great for my highschool science teacher yea

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anyone who couldnt afford an nvidia card

zenith sonnet
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What is fp64 good for, and why isn't it seeing more use?

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Why are people using fp32 or fp16 instead?

astral haven
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fp64 is good for precision

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and its not used because its only advantage is precision

zenith sonnet
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Well, I know that much

astral haven
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the magnitude of the numbers is very similar at maximum
and the amount of precision required for graphics is only usually around 10 significant figures

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fp16 can do 10 sig figs within addition and 1 operation of division and multiplication
fp32 can handle pretty much anything to 10 sig figs

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fp64 is really for when you have molecules interacting with human scale objects

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and need the interactions to be directly calculated without shortcuts

zenith sonnet
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Or have a character move on a 2int32*2int32 large tile grid rooKek

astral haven
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nope

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youd be surprised how well floats handle significantly larger numbers than integers

zenith sonnet
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Well, I remember Factorio had that problem

astral haven
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did factorio use floats?

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and what base precision were they using

zenith sonnet
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I can't find the relevant post any more, it's been years

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What I remember is them saying something about the player position not being accurate any more when near the map border

astral haven
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yea

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that happens

reef tundra
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Floating point numbers are standardised and if not otherwise changed should be according to that spec

astral haven
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well no

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floating point in general no

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the exact formats fp32 and fp16 are

zenith sonnet
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Lol, too bad I don't have enough use for a webcam to justify buying a new one

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But I'm tempted to get that Elgato Facecam

astral haven
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why?

zenith sonnet
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Apparently it's actually really fucking good

astral haven
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its $200

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for $200 you can get a pixel for example

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oh holy fuck you can get a pixel 3

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NDI for android costs $20

zenith sonnet
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NDI?

astral haven
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video streaming app of incredible functionality

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latency is negligible and quality is native

zenith sonnet
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Sure
But the camera quality in that pixel isn't really comparable

astral haven
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what

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yea no

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its pretty obviously still webcam quality

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it might be competitive with the selfie cam on the pixel 3 but isnt competitive with the main shooter

zenith sonnet
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Friday July 16th, 10am PDT

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The heck is this time??

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Why can't people just use UTC already?

reef tundra
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Nah m8 its 07:21

zenith sonnet
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So, that's in 10 hours?

chrome estuary
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PDT is 2 hours behind EDT iirc

reef tundra
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3 hours

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EDT has been set to UTC -4;
PDT has been set to UTC -7;

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Dont forget daylight saving can or cannot be in effect somewhere

zenith sonnet
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Also, Kudos to Valve for the anti-scalping system they put together for the Steam Deck

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That actually looks solid

reef tundra
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They didnt just ai the problem away?

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There was once a time, you better hope the clocktower wasnt off in your village

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Believe that railways forced into the standardisation of time

zenith sonnet
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Also, never forget that sound travels slow

reef tundra
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Sound travels pretty fast

zenith sonnet
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Add a second for every 300m you're away from the bell tower

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It depends on the medium

reef tundra
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Just through air it goes 340m/s

zenith sonnet
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Sound travels much faster through steel

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Like, over 5 km/s

reef tundra
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Water has it at around 1.5km/s

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Steel around 5.8 is stainless, 5.92 for mild steel

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Expect that the game to cause a nuclear warhead to go off. can only go up from there

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is that supposed to be coherent?

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So useless. ok next

zenith sonnet
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Seems to have a focal range of 30-120cm, so yeah, it would suck

astral haven
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Does it really not have infinity focus?

chrome estuary
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I like the look of the camera

pale sigil
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Tis a shame the steamdeck is lcd

reef tundra
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lsd? Pill time

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and now we wait

wheat plume
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🤔

wheat plume
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I know what POSIX is anyway....

pale sigil
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Tis a shame, I'm curious about irs performance in dock mode too

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Or well usb c

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Thermals are also gonna be really surprising

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This is getting closer to a dream of mine

reef tundra
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Few hunderd C when placed in an open fire

pale sigil
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Pinch

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I love ya but fuck off

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XD

reef tundra
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Where to?

pale sigil
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Well that was easy xD

reef patrol
young pecan
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International space station.

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👌

shadow minnow
reef patrol
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The berlin wall was still there... if only for an instant 😄

old marlin
wheat plume
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Arch + Plasma

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OOOO NEAT

old marlin
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well

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arch based

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good foundation if you basically want to do your own thing

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also not locked to anything

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if you really wanted to you can flash windows on it

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lol

wheat plume
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It was initially based on Debian

old marlin
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yea but initially they didn't need to shutdown as many background tasks as possible

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I will prob get one

wheat plume
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Plasma desktop is a nice choice tbh

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its lightweight and highly customisable

old marlin
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ye

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I mean

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if you want to you can throw anything on there

wheat plume
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yeh

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is computer

old marlin
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yea

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you can put yuzu on it dafoe

pale sigil
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@wheat plume it can run mostly anything you want

old marlin
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should have enough power

pale sigil
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More than enough

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Just curuous about thermals

old marlin
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should be alright

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same TDP as a switch funnily enough

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15W

dry tendon
timid chasm
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Concerning this Steam Deck...we don't know the specs yet?

old marlin
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we do actually

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all public on their page

timid chasm
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oh they don't have it on the steam page

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you have to go to that one

old marlin
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ye

timid chasm
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so storage is the main price difference

old marlin
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yup

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+anti glare screen

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in the highest tier

timid chasm
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lol ok

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CAUSE WE GO OUTSIDE

old marlin
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lol

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I mean

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it is great for on the plane or on a long car trip etc

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whenever you have long waiting times

halcyon moss
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well the battery life isnt

old marlin
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they claim 2 hours battery life

old marlin
timid chasm
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but I mean with the range of steam games what's that even based on

old marlin
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unless you go to the park to play video games

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even then

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45Wh battery

timid chasm
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You can get what? 2-3 hours of nonstop BOTW play

halcyon moss
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true, better invest in a long usb c cable though 🙂

old marlin
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so you can use a somewhat large battery bank to charge it a bit more than once

timid chasm
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CHARGE ON THE TOP WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY

old marlin
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20Ah battery bank has 74Wh

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since most of them run at 3.7V

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so you get about 2.5 hours AT LEAST from that

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they claim 2-8 so I assume you should realistically get 2 for sure

old marlin
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AT LEAST that is

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  • the 2 hours on itself
timid chasm
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slightly off topic though. For 4k gaming: Keep the 1700x, swap in the 3700x, or get a new motherboard for the 5600x? (I have all cpus available already, and didn't realize how low tier the current mobo is)

old marlin
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lol

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tbh

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I would not get new mobo

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AM5 is around the corner

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if you don't NEED a new mobo

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stay with your current one

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and get a 3700x for cheap

ashen spindle
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around the corner? am5 is coming Q4 2022

timid chasm
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Well I have a 3700x already

old marlin
timid chasm
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I already have all the cpus. Got the 5600x with the plan to just pop it in but checked my personal desktops mobo not the wifes 😬

old marlin
timid chasm
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yes

old marlin
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yea just get a new mobo

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and sell your old stuff

timid chasm
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lol

old marlin
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ig

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should be cheap

timid chasm
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not gonna lie I kinda thought about just selling the 1700x and 5600x and getting an itx board and ordering the sfftime N-ATX

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I like it but it's fucking $303 after shipping

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I also use the PC occasionally for hosting multiplayer games/servers and wasn't sure if the speed of the 5600x made up for a couple more cores on the 3700x. Guess it'd depend on the game

young pecan
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Nah lads.

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The real play are 3900X CPUs on marketplace.

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I found one selling for 350 AUD a few weeks ago. LUL

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Facebook is cancerous, but Facebook marketplace is hilariously good for people with no idea what they have.

wheat plume
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None Like Joshua + IronMouse
Caleb + Ironmouse
Caleb: Singing a song from Sam Haft FOR Helluva Boss
Sam Haft: Wrote song FOR Helluva Boss

This has to be proof that YT Music shuffle mode is not random

pale sigil
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Tis pretty neat valve not allowing people to order a steam deck if your account is new and has not many purchases

wheat plume
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I hope that games count towards that

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cause I havent purchased any Steam hardware

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I imagine a large majority of steam users havent either

pale sigil
#

Mostly when it was made

#

:)

#

We are aware of potential unauthorized resellers, and as an additional safeguard to ensure a fair ordering process, we’ve added a requirement that the reserver has made a purchase on Steam prior to June 2021 for the first 48 hours of reservation availability.

wheat plume
#

oh

#

only for 48 hours

#

Scalp away after that I guess

pale sigil
#

It's kinda important

#

Also limited to 1 per account

reef tundra
#

The Valve anti-scalping unit will scalp any buyers with no product

empty wren
#

Keyboard has changed for no good reason

wheat plume
#

follows the system accent color now?

empty wren
#

Tis green not blue 🤦‍♂️

wheat plume
#

o

empty wren
#

This is consistent though I guess but ugly

crisp granite
#

um...one question, for the Steam deck, does anyone know if the storage is replaceable?

timid chasm
#

No idea. Hopefully it's not soldered

reef patrol
#

I imagine it has built in NVME and an SD slot?

#

Hard to fit faster storage into that.

#

Probably soldered.

timid chasm
#

micro SD won't be too awful though

#

WE CAN HOPE THOUGH

crisp granite
#

I'd hope it's a single NVME 2280 M key

#

shit...maybe it's worth waiting, because I got way too many questions

timid chasm
#

Or just get it and if you don't like it scalp it on ebay 😛

crisp granite
#

but...I'd feel scummy doing so...

timid chasm
#

then sell it for the price youpaid for it

#

fair is fair

crisp granite
#

and I'd get a good amount of growth investing in the stock market instead...

timid chasm
#

Just use a little more effort if you want to find somebody who would actually use it

crisp granite
#

I'll wait for initial shipments and reviews, it's possible the first shipments will have teething issues

timid chasm
#

Not enough growth so quick that you can't decide if it's worth keeping

crisp granite
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

#

I'd like to get the $500 CAD base model, but not if that 64 gigabytes of storage is set in stone

timid chasm
#

I wouldn't even bother with 64gb personally

crisp granite
#

the 256 gb looks good, 160 bucks more, comes with way more storage, carrying case

#

at the same time, not gonna buy it if that storage is set in stone

#

the battery life also looks pretty limiting

timid chasm
#

I would hope it's based on semi-demanding titles

#

which would basically make it the same as the Switch

crisp granite
#

is...portal 2 semi-demanding?

timid chasm
#

if it's running dead after 2 hours of some low poly indie title I'd be sad

#

I'd consider Portal 2 pretty avg for a handheld but I haven't played it on PC or played it in years

#

I think I played it on PS3?

crimson wigeon
#

It probably will if you're running that at a completely unlocked framerate

crisp granite
#

they said battery life improved by a few hours of play time if the frame rate was locked to 30 fps

#

😬

timid chasm
#

oof

crisp granite
#

I mean...a few extra hours is quite pog, but not at the expense of an ungodly frame rate

solemn compass
#
IGN

We went to Valve's office to go hands-on with its new handheld gaming PC, the Steam Deck. IGN's own Bo Moore goes in-depth on how its controller feels, its desktop mode, its price and models, and a whole lot more.

The Steam Deck, is a handheld gaming PC with a form-factor similar to that of a Nintendo Switch. No hard release date has been given...

▶ Play video
timid chasm
#

why even get something that can play PC games if you're gonna limit it to 30 fps

crisp granite
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

timid chasm
#

hmm IGN. Didn't anybody else or important get access?

crisp granite
#

hm...could be decent for long flights

zenith sonnet
#

I feel 2-3 hours is plenty to cover the commute to/from work/school, and some break time, for 90% of the people at least

#

For everyone else, powerbanks exist

crisp granite
#

any word on if the 512 gb model will be available after reservations with the carrying case, preem glass screen and all that?

#

because if I can, I'd like to hold off a bit

zenith sonnet
#

Of course it will be available later on

#

Reservations will be served first, though

crisp granite
#

that's fine

solemn compass
#

it has a full desktop mode if you plug it into the dock

crisp granite
#

👌

solemn compass
#

it could also be a pretty cool portable pc actually, just pack the deck and dock. go into one of those flex office spaces. plug it into the monitor and m+kb, and you can work and after game even

crisp granite
#

yeah

#

that's what I'm thinking

#

that, with a mouse, compact keyboard, could easily fit in a fairly small space

solemn compass
#

yea

#

only the monitor is one of those things you really need with a screen that small

#

just what you wanna do i guess

crisp granite
#

I recall one of the gaming brands made a 1080p portable monitor the size of an iPad

solemn compass
#

oh yea

#

you can even make one yourself with an old laptop or something

#

made a smart mirror myself with an old laptop screen

crisp granite
#

👌

#

personally I'd probably use the steam deck as a separate linux rig to avoid dual booting, as well as being a portable gaming machine if need be

#

the dock would be right next to my windows PC

solemn compass
#

yea, it's actually quite sick

timid chasm
#

I wish it wasn't an APU just cause

crisp granite
#

wait...guys

#

it has a USB-C port, right?

#

e-GPU steam deck?

old marlin
#

not TB

solemn compass
#

yea

#

ooh

timid chasm
#

usb c port for charging

crisp granite
old marlin
#

no

#

TB has pcie lanes

crisp granite
#

oh

old marlin
#

reg USB C does not

crisp granite
#

shit

#

I learned something today

#

thanks

misty saffron
#

wym button unavailable, i just pressed it

crisp granite
#

BRUH

#

that weather...20 degrees?

#

you must be dying

misty saffron
#

yeah quite cold

timid chasm
#

That's perfect outdoor weather

#

I mean unless you want to swim or wear skimpy clothing but otherwise perfect

crisp granite
#

perfect outdoor weather is -10 to -20 Degrees Celsius

timid chasm
#

If you want to stay indoors, sure

#

but if you want to do any work outside ew no

crisp granite
#

nah, I just hate warm environments

#

I like sub zero temperatures

timid chasm
#

Scorpion didn't like that

#

heeey Steve's talking about emmc and SD cards. Goody maybe we'll get some GN storage speed comparisons

halcyon moss
#

they dont have a device

#

so no :p

pale sigil
#

just got home in time for it

timid chasm
#

well considering they don't launch until dec, obviously

#

I'm saying eventually

pale sigil
#

omg i missed my keeb

#

i had to use membrane all week

crisp granite
#

should just have a compact board you take with you

pale sigil
#

i used tod o that

#

but i had no room

crisp granite
#

a buddy of mine in high school had an HHKB Professional 2 Type-S he brought with him everywhere

#

it didn't really take up much space in his backpack

crisp granite
pale sigil
#

i took a mech into uni everyday

#

60%

crisp granite
#

mmm

halcyon moss
#

well

#

lets wait

crisp granite
#

I was going to get a planck

#

something I could throw into a cargo pants pocket

#

so I could never be without a delicious mech board

pale sigil
#

steam be dying

halcyon moss
#

and its dead

crisp granite
#

steamdeck reservations just opened

#

what did you expect?

#

bruh

zenith sonnet
#

I got through

pale sigil
#

getting through

halcyon moss
#

its back

pale sigil
#

checking out

halcyon moss
#

but slow

crisp granite
#

I'm in...but holy fuck, it's slow

pale sigil
#

paypal keeps failing on me

#

it died again

zenith sonnet
#

I use CC
It's been "working" for a minute now

crisp granite
#

steam deck reservation selection page still loading

halcyon moss
#

well im on the payment info page

crisp granite
#

there we go

#

loaded

wheat plume
#

Or.... People just install windows immediately

pale sigil
#

cant use myc ard either

crimson wigeon
#

lerp error with wallet monies

crisp granite
#

I was just gonna use it as a linux rig to avoid the hell known as dual booting

wheat plume
#

True

halcyon moss
#

working on the payment...

crisp granite
#

also...linux gaming somehow doesn't suck that much anymore

#

so...would be fun to finally try it out

wheat plume
#

It only sucks cause anti cheat and devs not making games for it

#

Linux can handle anything you throw at it

pale sigil
#

this is so fucking stupid

crisp granite
pale sigil
#

i juyst cant checkout

crisp granite
#

too small of a playerbase to really be worth it

wheat plume
pale sigil
#

and i got logged out

zenith sonnet
#

WOOOP

crimson wigeon
#

The drifference is that no one wants to develop for MacOS because Apple is a dick to develoeprs

wheat plume
#

Officially ported

zenith sonnet
#

I got it

empty wren
crisp granite
#

if steam keeps pushing proton, that'll likely change sooner rather than later

halcyon moss
#

still on the payment page...

pale sigil
#

been on the payment page loads of times

#

lol

crisp granite
#

bruh

#

I got one in my cart, using my steam wallet

#

pls work

pale sigil
#

my issue is paying

#

lol

#

they wont take my money

crisp granite
#

Cal: "Shut up and take my money"
Valve: "we're swamped with people giving us money, so much so that we can't process your money atm"

pale sigil
#

this is so stupid tho

crisp granite
#

...

#

same thing happened when cyberpunk launched

pale sigil
#

one of the richest companies on the planet

#

steam is just completely dead for me now

crimson wigeon
#

So nothing unusual then

#

This always happens

crisp granite
#

Cal, this is millions of people swamping the page atm

pale sigil
#

i dont really care xD

empty wren
#

do not forget the bots scalping

pale sigil
#

they should still have been prepped

crisp granite
#

or just scalping systems when they arrive?

empty wren
#

Probably or a guarantee to get one like someone could be at work

crisp granite
#

come on

wheat plume
#

Are they using account based protection or IP address based?

crisp granite
#

let me check out

#

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

wheat plume
#

Cause one person could buy many from the same IP under many accounts

crisp granite
wheat plume
#

Oh well

crisp granite
#

payment info loading

#

🤞

#

work, goddamnit

pale sigil
#

it wont

#

xD

forest sphinx
#

You have to have had a steam account since before june 2021 to even make a reservation right now

#

I got one

#

So bots are not as much of an issue

crisp granite
#

I've had a steam account for at least 5 years at this point

forest sphinx
#

plus the 5 dollars down thing obs

#

yup

pale sigil
#

"There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance."

#

ove rand over

forest sphinx
#

so you aren't competing with bots

pale sigil
#

tormenting me

forest sphinx
#

that happened to me about 10 times before it went through

#

so keep trying

#

just refresh and try again

crisp granite
#

permission to say "fuck yeah" granted?

#

because it worked

crimson wigeon
#

I did get to the final payment page the first time but it errored out when confirming, now I'm just getting that error initializing and updating transaction...

crisp granite
pale sigil
#

i am keeping at it

forest sphinx
#

The first 48 hours are reserved for people will steam accounts that are old

#

on sunday you will most certainly be competing with bots though

crimson wigeon
#

ha

empty wren
crisp granite
#

and now I'm possibly on the hook for $814.30+ taxes and shipping down the line

#

FUCK

crimson wigeon
#

There's a ton of bot accounts that meet the requirements

forest sphinx
#

Why would there be bot accounts on steam tho for PURCHASING?

zenith sonnet
#

So, we learned: Use credit cards for your purchases, PP likes to shit the bed when things get busy

forest sphinx
#

That'd be really weird

vagrant pagoda
#

They locked my account from purchasing because they're having errors processing the purchase

crimson wigeon
#

lol me too

crisp granite
#

👏

crimson wigeon
#

Great system you got there Valve

vagrant pagoda
#

I literally have an account I've had since orange box

#

Never had any fraud issues

#

Still going to lock it because they can't process transactions

forest sphinx
#

Man the salt, as if this hasn't happened to literally every hardware item that was hot at all the last year

vagrant pagoda
#

Not true I pre-ordered a vibe a steam controller and an index

crisp granite
vagrant pagoda
#

Didn't have this issue with any of them

empty wren
#

It has in fact it happens to many physical items

crisp granite
#

got another for my dad barely scalped, seems like people only get salty when they lose dogekek

pale sigil
forest sphinx
#

This just means the item is in high demand

pale sigil
#

not getting one ig uess

crimson wigeon
#

thonk it's pending in my purchase history

#

Maybe I'm gucci

zenith sonnet
# pale sigil

Thanks for the heads up, gave my wife my CC before that popped up

pale sigil
#

not for me

#

:/

halcyon moss
#

even cc is not working

pale sigil
#

well

zenith sonnet
#

I've probably been one of the first people to get through

pale sigil
#

im blocked from buying

#

so im out

crisp granite
#

yep, it decided not to process

crimson wigeon
#

Alright time to use my other account pepelaugh

halcyon moss
#

blocked?

empty wren
#

Yellow message

pale sigil
#

this

crisp granite
#

😬

#

welp

#

this entire thing has left me salty AF

pale sigil
#

everyone is getting it

halcyon moss
#

ah yes me too

zenith sonnet
#

Everyone that's using PP is fucked :p

halcyon moss
#

dammit

pale sigil
#

im not using pp

halcyon moss
#

cc also didnt work, ideal didnt work

pale sigil
#

using cc

#

lol

zenith sonnet
#

Shoulda purchased Steam Wallet fund beforehand

crisp granite
#

already a top seller

timid chasm
#

should you? probably not

halcyon moss
#

if you want to drown

timid chasm
#

could you? absolutely

empty wren
#

You got spare clothes?

misty saffron
#

no

crisp granite
#

Swim in the nude

#

less drag

misty saffron
#

hence in this

crisp granite
#

👌

empty wren
#

Then at least in underwear then

halcyon moss
#

underwear

empty wren
#

Unless nude like doge said

halcyon moss
#

swimming in clothing is dangerous

misty saffron
#

doge just wants to see me naked

#

don’t mind him

crisp granite
#

😳

empty wren
#

If they get too heavy should fall

#

Which I doubt will even happen that they absorb that much moisture

pale sigil
#

welp

#

ig ive up

#

😄

reef tundra
#

Dont drown then

crisp granite
misty saffron
#

i can just give you access to my premium snapchat for free

crisp granite
#

there's a reason every pro swimmer wears tight fitting swimsuits and shaves off every little bit of body hair

misty saffron
#

ah not that is not bullshit

#

sad

crisp granite
#

oh, and swimcaps

#

less drag

reef tundra
#

But I dont want to make it unfair for them

misty saffron
#

you thinking i can do sports or what

#

dude i can barely run a lap

crisp granite
#

I used to and I'm a chubby lazy fucker

#

can barely run

halcyon moss
#

well steam store is borked

crisp granite
#

used to sail competitively, also swam endurance

#

under all the chub used to be some muscle

crisp granite
halcyon moss
#

ah yes

empty wren
#

Virtual keyboard theme 🤣🤣

crimson wigeon
#

Yeah that clinched it for me, gotta have it

reef tundra
#

An exclusive xresources config

crimson wigeon
#

(even though am sure it can be copypasterinod to the others)

misty saffron
crisp granite
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

misty saffron
#

don't give a fuck about sports

#

my horribly good metabolism helps me not be fat for now

crisp granite
#

could have been russia's next athlete, playboy and later on, god-emperor

empty wren
#

You mean putin

crisp granite
#

seems like you missed a lot of opportunity

empty wren
#

He is very fit for an old man

misty saffron
#

i am already a playboy and god-emperor

crisp granite
#

...not #1 in russia

#

clearly

misty saffron
crisp granite
#

and #1 in russia is basically #1 in the world because america is into chubby lads

empty wren
#

Or steriods

crisp granite
#

true

#

whatever happened to that rail-thin slav who may be on krokodil asking you for your phone while wearing...ladibas

#

not adidas, ladibas

#

👌

forest sphinx
#

@crisp granite now I can keep my kbdfans67lite

#

(for steam deck use)

misty saffron
#

guess i can't be that if i wear tommy trackpants instead

#

sad

forest sphinx
#

Lemme just try to justify my addictions harder

crisp granite
#

you and me both, pal

misty saffron
#

don't get me started

reef tundra
crisp granite
pale sigil
#

well ye

#

no steamthing for me

crisp granite
#

means more money for warm beer

#

man you brits are weird

reef patrol
crisp granite
#

"warm beer"

halcyon moss
#

hmm beer

reef patrol
#

You can literally just ask a friend to reserve it for you.

pale sigil
#

i tried

#

he is out

#

😦

crisp granite
#

F

reef tundra
#

Dont even know about the magic of money going to the right people. smh

pale sigil
#

other is not online

halcyon moss
pale sigil
#

other is lso out

crisp granite
#

ouch

#

welp

#

gonna definitely wait till I can buy one on shelves

#

or...more likely

#

just buy one of the next gen of RTX GPUs on store shelves instead

pale sigil
#

damn it

#

now ic ant buy titty sim

#

my account is timed out

crisp granite
#

F

reef tundra
crisp granite
#

could be playing one of those 1 pound hentai puzzle games rn

pale sigil
#

IM IN

crisp granite
#

very pog

crimson wigeon
#

Welp still pending...

pale sigil
#

fuckers

crimson wigeon
#

Can't wait to see Q4 2022 availability

halcyon moss
#

lol cant even start steam in online mode

crisp granite
pale sigil
crisp granite
#

backorders for Canada computers on some RTX 3000 cards are dated late next year or even...

pale sigil
#

for fuck sake

crisp granite
#

Q4 2024

#

XD

pale sigil
#

"Reservation Servers are busy, please try again"

crisp granite
#

...

reef tundra
#

Steam servers are pretty solid

pale sigil
#

ya mum is solid

forest sphinx
#

this is wild

#

I don't even know how I was able to tack one down

#

but I have the order confirmation pdf

#

so like

#

im in line

crisp granite
#

o.O

#

the thing is

#

for the price of a steamdeck

#

I could get like...2 KAT profile keycap sets

#

or...save it for that keycult I'll never buy

pale sigil
#

@forest sphinxgz

crisp granite
#

or just save it for my inevitable jump to SFF in a few years

pale sigil
#

i feel like i lost all of my luck when i got my 3080

crisp granite
#

said no one...ever

halcyon moss
#

i dont have a 3080, and i dont have a steamdeck

forest sphinx
#

well

#

the interviews I read with the devs say, if steam deck iteration 1 does well, they will make another

#

seems like

#

its doing pretty fuckin well so far

#

So like

#

if you don't get in on this run, don't fret

crisp granite
#

hm...I might as well wait for R2

forest sphinx
#

first people are always beta testers

halcyon moss
#

true

timid chasm
forest sphinx
#

this is valves first mobile console

crisp granite
forest sphinx
#

The good news is: even if steam stops supporting the steam deck, it will still be an incredible emulation device

#

but steam long term support is pretty damn good

#

even the shit that got canned is still supported for the most part

#

My steam link still gets updates

#

And I bought that thing for 20 bucks

#

and there are people who still swear by the steam controller for some stuff

crisp granite
#

...

#

I swear by custom keyboard and nice mouse

forest sphinx
#

Also like, index shows their commitment to good hardware

#

all in all, I think this has a chance for success

#

the real challenge will be meeting demand despite the global chip shortage

ashen spindle
#

yeah the next version of the steam deck is what I'm waiting for, that one could have hardware better than current gen consoles so it could be quite useful

crimson wigeon
#

Ecks dee wonder if there will be any kind of compensation for this shitshow

crisp granite
#

welp, definitely getting R2 of steam deck

crimson wigeon
#

Are they gonna give out more Valve friends & family packs?

ashen spindle
#

like next gen steam deck could be zen3Vcache + rdna3

crimson wigeon
#

MMmmmMMm

crisp granite
#

quin

#

that sounds nutty AF

crimson wigeon
#

Now imagine the one after that, krey fucking gasm

crisp granite
#

o.O

#

gonna go change my undies out, because these got a sticky surprise in em now

misty saffron
#

and i thought i send horrible shit sometimes

crimson wigeon
#

Now imagine desktop PC components of that generation omegakreygasm

ashen spindle
#

yeah but it' about relative power to a console

#

and in 2-3 gens we have new console hardware again

halcyon moss
#

not for a portable

old marlin
#

"potato specs"

#

cause you need 3080 performance on a tiny screen

#

7 inch screen

crisp granite
#

duh

crimson wigeon
#

Yes you do

crisp granite
#

of course

astral haven
#

It's rdna2 in a portable machine fam

crimson wigeon
#

RTX
ON

old marlin
#

cause gpu perf matters for that?

#

the CPU is more than enough for that

astral haven
#

It will...
The switch is very weak
Vega igps can run it...

old marlin
#

it didn't for ages

#

at least if you don't plan to do like 4k 120hz or some shit

astral haven
#

Like the performance is bad
But better than the switch lmao

old marlin
#

I played it on 1080p perfectly fine like 2 years ago

astral haven
#

Remember the switch is 720p 20-30

old marlin
#

on ryzen 2000

#

the steam deck is a whole gen newer

#

yea uhhh

#

not as much as the switch itself

#

just recall the tegra being ancient by pc standards

#

around the time of the gtx600

halcyon moss
#

stop being grumpy Locke

old marlin
#

didn't have that either

#

with a vega 64

#

2 years ago

dry tendon
#

Locke just hates AMD hardware but he is chill, dont mind him.

old marlin
#

you can even turn off the ugly fog

zenith sonnet
#

Looks like it won't even matter that I got my reservation in so early :p