🎮│game

[fading spade]

unless Nintendo consider ireland and germany in the same region

[feral ferry]

Just homebrew the bitch

[ornate cedar]

this.c: undefined reference to 'this(store)'

[fading spade]

I legit want it for MarioKart

I miss a lot of the tracks from MKDS

90% of the tracks on MK8 are so fucking boring

;-;

[barren pewter]

they are though

both EU member states, equally drunk

maybe it's like logitech thinking Israel is in europe for whatever reason

lol

[fading spade]

oooo ITS THE ONE I HAVE !!! same color too

[ornate cedar]

The only Ireland is in the EU indeed

They like having an economy

[barren pewter]

Brexit go brrrr

and holy hell

Pinch

buddy

[fading spade]

oh

[barren pewter]

now I see why I should have jumped in on the lekker

this 2HE is too good

:D

[ornate cedar]

Another to be blessed with the lekker

[barren pewter]

welp, I got the 2He

basically the lekker but not special in any way

but...my 2HE will be christened with KAT Cyberspace

a true gamer keeb

[fading spade]

is it safe to buy things from random sellers on amazon?

[barren pewter]

rugged yet horribly flashy in all the right places

[ornate cedar]

The lekker switches are the special part 😉

[barren pewter]

in my experience, fuck no

[fading spade]

;-;

[barren pewter]

indeed they are

they're remarkably inconsistent...yet remarkably consistent by gateron standards

usually with gaterons, I get a few switches that are unusable, but with my 2HE...all 113 switches are usable, but varying degrees of

[ornate cedar]

The lekker protects

[barren pewter]

honestly though

none bind, and they're all smooth as hell

good enough for me

[feral ferry]

https://www.ign.com/articles/starfield-mod-support-bethesda

[barren pewter]

noice

so when do I get CBBE and the slutty vault suits?

[feral ferry]

I love you Todd ❤️

[fading spade]

LOL

[barren pewter]

and lana in one

[ornate cedar]

like modders will mind

[barren pewter]

totally forgot to mention that

[fading spade]

OwO

[ornate cedar]

they will yoink the entire engine if they have to

also

bruh

still using that old engine

[barren pewter]

yep

welcome to bethsoft

can't wait for t-posing NPCs and AI dumber than I am

[ornate cedar]

when will they retire the steam engine

[barren pewter]

creation engine may be running out of steam

[feral ferry]

They ain't though

[barren pewter]

although we could argue it did over 12 years ago when fallout 3 was revealed to be a jank-fest of a game

[feral ferry]

Creation Engine 2 is.. very different

[ornate cedar]

Why they call it the same then

[barren pewter]

to give it a bad first impression

[feral ferry]

Ask Epic why their Unreal is on version 5

[barren pewter]

then when it's just mediocre

people are impressed

it's just lowering the bar, chief

[ornate cedar]

Marketing

[feral ferry]

I am honestly very interested in CE2

Like if they ACTUALLY WORKED on the engine as the main distinguishing factor between their old games and new ones

CE2 might honestly be amazing

And I mean, 6x'ing your employees who work on game engine is no joke, they do have some big improvements to the engine coming

If they don't then yeah I'll stop fanboying for this fucking company

[ornate cedar]

Its like naming your new nuclear reactor 'Chernobyl 2'

[feral ferry]

That's like 99% of all running reactors in CIS states

Blimey even the new one they are trying to build in Belarus is a ticking Chernobyl remaster

[ornate cedar]

Great for plutonium

[feral ferry]

I mean I'm fine with it

I ain't got the cash to travel to the real Chernobyl

I might take a brand new one right next to my country

Might even get a fresh dose of rads as well when it explodes

[ornate cedar]

Peak power is amazing. Even the electricity net of the USSR wasnt enough to sink all that outputting power

[bleak pike]

@barren pewter gta Remastered cracked

[fading spade]

why does MC Bedrock kick you out of a server if the game is unfocused in fullscreen?

is in a game, I click youtube on other screen to change song

get kicked from servert when I refocus on the egame

[ornate cedar]

[young hill]

Stop using YouTube to hack mwinecwaf

[fading spade]

I got to unfullscreen the game before I focus on another window

then it no kick

ONLY IN FULLSCREEN

WHY?!?!

[young hill]

Resources get reprioritized I guess

[orchid prism]

Never had that problem.

I do F11 before logging out every time though, cause fullscreen MC during loading is cancer.

[young hill]

F11 works on Java?....

[fading spade]

yes

and Bedrock

[young hill]

Yay

[fading spade]

F5 also works on bedrock

[young hill]

Now I do not need to run in that 🤬 fullscreen

Borderless is the future surrender to it

[ornate cedar]

The display will show only what the OS provides

[bleak pike]

https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/borderless @young hill

[young hill]

Wait, different to f11

[fringe salmon]

given that f11 makes a window fullscreen... yes

[young hill]

Oh

So like chrome

[young hill]

Hmm will have to check that out

[bleak pike]

It's pretty neat

[fading spade]

vanilla can do borderless

[young hill]

Still not as good as Microsoft uwp borderless

But good enough

[fading spade]

UWP borderless?

[young hill]

So if you move your mouse up

The x, square and dash appear

[bleak pike]

Java mc doesn't do borderless fullscreen

I don't like uwp fullscreen

[young hill]

You do not like that the game can be interrupted?

[young hill]

That is fine anything is better than regular fullscreen

[fading spade]

oooohhhh th at

[bleak pike]

I like fullscreen which is why I don't like uwp borderless

[fading spade]

it do

[young hill]

Okay

[bleak pike]

It doesn't lana

How much do ya wanna bet

It has fullscreen or window

[fading spade]

want me to boot up linux and show you? XD

[bleak pike]

Yes

[fading spade]

ffs

[bleak pike]

Wait

Are you getting confused

I'm not on about when you press f11

[ornate cedar]

Are we sharing dwm source code

[bleak pike]

That's just full screen

Java mc only has fullscreen and window

No borderless window fullscreen

[young hill]

We do not need Linux to be turned into a scifi weapon

[fading spade]

xd

ooo pre 1

[ornate cedar]

it already has been

[bleak pike]

OwO lana can access my source code anytime

[fading spade]

UwU

[young hill]

I am too late then

Yondu is dead

[ornate cedar]

dwm returns EXIT_SUCCESS

I like the function die()

it is so passive agressive

[young hill]

I need get to coding again have not in a long while

[fading spade]

🤔 hmmm

you right @bleak pike

Maybe im too used to playing with Optifine

[bleak pike]

Ha!

[fading spade]

O.o Chunk Builder?!

[ornate cedar]

if (pledge("stdio rpath proc exec", NULL) == -1) die("pledge");

[fading spade]

dafuw this setting

[young hill]

Sounds like some group suicide

[bleak pike]

Afaik it isn't avail on optifine too, only resolution changes

[ornate cedar]

https://youtu.be/8dWKnJ3bYek

[young hill]

... always breaking bad

[ornate cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/always-has-been-gif-18932176

[young hill]

No

Put the space laser down

Actually.... Put it back in holster

[ornate cedar]

Lasers..
good old slug throwers
slugs of lead

[young hill]

Even if you use it

Gonna be some recoil

[ornate cedar]

Newton and his laws

[young hill]

Also enjoy being a satellite

[ornate cedar]

Enjoy space

[young hill]

I would be a body stuck in a orbit

[ornate cedar]

Featuring:
the void
some clumps of matter
death rays

Escape the suns protection and even more of the death rays will greet you in the void

[young hill]

Until Thanos opens a portal

[young hill]

Sounds close to the actor

[unborn spruce]

The fuck is this? Chunk builder?

Turns out the wiki knows all.

[trail dove]

I'm ready to roleplay me(after one too many soggy french fries) in fh5

by that I mean I'm ready to slam a camry into a brick wall going slightly above the speed limit

[ornate cedar]

lel

its only illegal if they catch you

[trail dove]

good luck catching the mush left behind after I explode on a wall

can't arrest me if I ded

[ornate cedar]

https://youtu.be/w6ErsZBcG00

[trail dove]

^me but with a v12 supra and asian

[young hill]

Please do not

It sounds funny when you say but do not really do it

[trail dove]

don't worry I won't

not yet at least

[young hill]

Are you high?

[trail dove]

no

I wish

I ran out yesterday

[young hill]

Huh

Are you a domestic dog?

[trail dove]

no?

I don't think so

I just haven't had time to go get more

work + school = not a lot of free time

[young hill]

<_<

Well at least you are staying in school

So much for part 1 one

[trail dove]

meh I get paid for work so it's tolerable

[young hill]

If it did not either you got enslaved at "santas factory" or an internship

[trail dove]

nah I'm not that kind of slave

[young hill]

Uh I have question

Is any of this like a sick joke

Or are you serious every time words come out

[trail dove]

[young hill]

Bruh

[trail dove]

some of it's serious some of it isn't

[barren pewter]

honestly

[trail dove]

I wasn't serious about the slamming my car into a brick wall part, the slave part guess you'll never know

[barren pewter]

oogly seems perfectly normal to me

but my perception of "normal" is completely skewed away from the "norm", whatever that is

honestly though

just like oogly

so ready to pull a doge in FH5

which is...merging into crowded lanes in a city while speeding

[young hill]

.....

They added an open world to the game

[barren pewter]

I'm a bad

fully licenced

driver

[young hill]

Also funny thing in the crew you cannot run anyone ovee

[barren pewter]

boooooo

[young hill]

Do not ask how I know this

[barren pewter]

we know

[trail dove]

I'm an ok fully licensed driver

I have yet to hit anybody so that's a plus

[young hill]

Oh speaking of driving

[barren pewter]

I've only crashed once

[young hill]

Got to drive a forklift today

[barren pewter]

NOICE

[trail dove]

fuck yeah

[barren pewter]

the forklift connoisseur is likely quite jealous

[trail dove]

I got to race an 80-90yo man in a mobility scooter

[young hill]

Oof

To him of course

[barren pewter]

an even match

so

how did it go?

[trail dove]

I won

[barren pewter]

🎉

[young hill]

Guessing someone tossed oogly and he flew back into the mobility scooter as it was going straight

[barren pewter]

it already was though???

[young hill]

Weird

[barren pewter]

Forza Horizon games always were

[young hill]

Oh

[barren pewter]

the actual forza games were not

[barren pewter]

mmm

[young hill]

I played motorsport

[trail dove]

found this gem the other day

[barren pewter]

so

how's the game

little timmy?

[trail dove]

it's wack

[young hill]

https://c.tenor.com/Rg94H053h0sAAAAM/south-park-timmy.gif

[barren pewter]

^^literally what I imagine oogly looks like irl

[trail dove]

[young hill]

Whaaa

You know what you look like

[trail dove]

ok so extreme forklifting 2 is a little loud and I almost shit myself when it opened

[barren pewter]

last time I looked in a mirror was to determine if I needed to go to the hospital to get my face sewn back together again

so...no

[barren pewter]

I really don't

and I couldn't care less

[young hill]

[trail dove]

never in my life have I read the word forkalicious until now

forktastic

[young hill]

https://c.tenor.com/z6xX4YSVxK0AAAAM/forklift-bad_day.gif

[barren pewter]

that smells like worker's comp

POG

especially if that stupid bloke had a union protecting him

[trail dove]

also you can drift in extreme forklifting

guess it wouldn't be extreme without it

[young hill]

I was drifting today

[slim token]

not his fault that rack weak as hell

[young hill]

Is good I guess

[young hill]

There are several issues anyways spacing, probably what is on it and I guess what you said

[barren pewter]

also, inability of the user

[trail dove]

yeah

[barren pewter]

could be tied to drugs or alcohol considering the speed and lack of control

[trail dove]

I was about to say are we just gonna ignore the fact that he hit it probably full speed

[barren pewter]

etc.

still

workers comp

yay

[slim token]

or a simple missinput

[trail dove]

sadly never driven a forklift so not sure how fast they actually go

but I have touched one

[young hill]

They should not go that fast

[barren pewter]

they don't accelerate that fast

and yes, I've driven one before

possibly while high

[trail dove]

just waiting for a dumbass to leave the keys in then it's mine

[young hill]

4mph

[barren pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-i-am-speed-lightning-mcqueen-cars-meme-gif-14031708

[young hill]

Actually damn annoying

Could not park it today

[barren pewter]

I am

and I love you too

[young hill]

Had to take to teianign wrw

Training area

[young hill]

No you alright

People who ask the same question three fold are annoying Vaas knows what is up

[barren pewter]

Vaas

my homie

so ready to kill his ass again

gotta play FC3 to prep for FC6

and I guess FC5 again but that's boring as shit

[young hill]

That is an oof

They should get rid of keys honestly if that is still a thing

The one I used requires a keycard

Arm rests to be down

[trail dove]

there's a cardboard baler that needs a keycard to operate

[young hill]

To also have the foot on the pedal

And safety harness attached

[young hill]

Hmm

[slim token]

coin operated forklift

[young hill]

So Aldi?

There are tools for such carts now

[barren pewter]

...

what's "Aldi"

[young hill]

Your mom

Got wm

[slim token]

you are asking the wrong questions

[barren pewter]

my mom's name isn't aldi

[trail dove]

it's a grocery store state side

[barren pewter]

nice guess though

[young hill]

German store

[barren pewter]

that would explain it

oh shit right

that

[trail dove]

is it german

[barren pewter]

yes

[trail dove]

hmm didn't know that

[young hill]

It is owned by German brothers

[trail dove]

one of the brothers also owns trader joes

[young hill]

Food is also high quality

[barren pewter]

Nord or Süd?

[young hill]

Even better store

[barren pewter]

[young hill]

The logo that has more than 2 colors

[barren pewter]

I live for trader joes plantain chips

[young hill]

I wish they would stock ginger mints

I blame Canada for not making more

[barren pewter]

I wish America would quit having social issues pop up front, and centre

it affects stock prices negatively

which is not pog

[ornate cedar]

got a loisence fo tha?

[young hill]

No

[barren pewter]

gae

[young hill]

What for

[barren pewter]

get a licence

[young hill]

They showed me 10 minutes of how to do it

[barren pewter]

for recreational forklift driving

[young hill]

And basically forced me to drive it

Sounds normal

[barren pewter]

nope

it's not

[young hill]

They did a background test

[barren pewter]

and you've only gone postal twice

a new low for america

congrats

🎉

[young hill]

What you say Pincus makes sense

Especially with how dangerous it is

Really could say a asphalt car is safer

No lifting

Unless you got some variable suspension

[ornate cedar]

neckbreaking speeds I tell ya, it almost tires me to keep up

[barren pewter]

oh my god, cherry tootsie pops are the shit

[trail dove]

fr

[ornate cedar]

https://youtu.be/PaDK-bF00Us

[young hill]

Kinda annoying the center is some weird confectionary

[barren pewter]

as long as it's got antifreeze in the tank

[young hill]

Makes it feel cheap in my opinion

But I should not be surprised so much food is cheap

[barren pewter]

yeah

I got a bag of...500?

for like 10 bucks

2 cents a piece

[young hill]

I like twizzlers and they may as well be rubber

[ornate cedar]

Hydraulic might stops for no bag of flesh and blood

[young hill]

Well I cannot fall off it and thankfully I have legs

And unlike a car I have nothing to really separate from the dashboard

So eh

[ornate cedar]

Why you falling out of it, forgot the seatbelt?

[young hill]

As unsafe it may be the asile are tightly packed

[ornate cedar]

👀

no

i hope not

[young hill]

Well they go high

[young hill]

Why is that?

[ornate cedar]

you dont use them when someone is standing on the fork

right

[barren pewter]

[young hill]

Nah

Nobody gets to stand on it

[barren pewter]

we totally do that in my workplace with the pallet moving thingies

[young hill]

Covered by a container

Almost always

I guess if someone was under it I could crush em

But for the most part pretty safe

And what moron would be near it of it is elevated

[ornate cedar]

Employer and employee can be fined for safety violations So no reason to not follow the safety guidelines.

[young hill]

It is okay

Doge employees himself

As manger and employee

100% legal

[ornate cedar]

They are really nasty here

20k per infraction last i remember

[young hill]

Where?

[ornate cedar]

netherlands

[young hill]

Oh

[ornate cedar]

we got unions

[young hill]

A lot of places do

And for good reason

Except Google

They will fire people

For literally protesting

Also if you want harass people, Google is a good choice

[ornate cedar]

How can you negotiate without any counterbalance to the employer unions are one way for a fair contract

[young hill]

They pat big moneys to harassers to leave

[ornate cedar]

Treat the employee nicely or you have to deal with no employees

[young hill]

Yeah

[ornate cedar]

Dont like it? The employee doesnt like the salary. everybody is equally disapointedy yay

[barren pewter]

nope

I get paid by someone else

[young hill]

I was kidding

[barren pewter]

imagine actually being self employed

[young hill]

More work than being employed by a third party

Okay have to turn off autocorrect

[barren pewter]

yep, and the pay from the third party is reasonably stable

running your own business, lolnope

[young hill]

Thing is it is possible

Most people take out a loan

[ornate cedar]

but you save so much in pension premiums, if you self employ.... and less working rights to worry about

[barren pewter]

holy shit

Pinch

yes

you're brilliant

[barren pewter]

I know it is, I'm just too busy with uni and don't really have an idea that can sell
(typed on an extremely niche keyboard made by a group of gamers with a vision)

[young hill]

That is fair

[ornate cedar]

I know! who cares that it has been legally required because people just cant be bothered otherwise. Future is for later right..? for the same hourly rate the employer hopes..

[young hill]

Restaurant or clothing shop is fairly basic

You could always sell your....

||pubes|| like you talked about

[barren pewter]

as an NFT

[young hill]

Physical nft store

[barren pewter]

circulate 1500 of em with a blockchain

[ornate cedar]

it will be disruptive

[barren pewter]

sell 1499 of em for...2-3 ether a piece

send one to Vio

[ornate cedar]

i will present the slideshow to the investors

[young hill]

Canadian disrupts Retail

[ornate cedar]

I know all the buzzwords

[barren pewter]

I can see the headlines already

"stoner canuck sells pubes for thousands a strand"

[ornate cedar]

innovative disruptive blockchain digital management platform nft elon musk ponzi scheme you are under arrest for securities fraud by the fbi and such

[barren pewter]

I could actually see that being a thing...what if famous celebrities get in on it?

[ornate cedar]

[young hill]

Engineers, Scientists and Teachers hate em

[barren pewter]

what if Jimmy Kimmel flexes the fact that he owns one of my pubes on the late night shows?

might have to issue more

[ornate cedar]

What if obama shows your pubes at his birthday party?

wow

[barren pewter]

holy shit, a global, decentralised currency, tied to the fact that there's only x amount in the world within the blockchain

my pubes

@unborn spruce

...

[young hill]

I do have a question

[barren pewter]

the future is now

[ornate cedar]

no comment about the majority shareholder

[young hill]

Have you asked ... Erm the one down there if they are okay with it?

[barren pewter]

the kobalds below my desk couldn't care less

[young hill]

Ah

[barren pewter]

seriously

I don't know what you meant by that

[ornate cedar]

They better like it 😉

no one has disliked it and chose to keep being alive

accident happen you see

[barren pewter]

me, since I'll possess and transfer them once people buy em

[young hill]

When doge goes to a dinner party with his partner and they ask what you do for a living, Doge: I sell pubes

[barren pewter]

no, it'll just be a quick funny thing because why the hell not

I won't make a living of issuing out my pubes as currency

[ornate cedar]

You what? human trafficking is illegal, you know!

[young hill]

Yeah just a lil side business

[barren pewter]

just so I can afford a mansion next to drake

small things

you know?

[young hill]

Ah small things

[ornate cedar]

oh your pubes.. not pubescent children

[barren pewter]

we could tie NFTs to children...but that would imply ownership of said kid

[young hill]

Wdf

[unborn spruce]

Fuck there's some ban worthy shit I could say here.

If only this was a private server.

[barren pewter]

lol

[young hill]

That is child tracking with a digital certificate

[ornate cedar]

Thats called a proof of sale in the roman empire

[unborn spruce]

Lmfao

[barren pewter]

wow, this got fucked up fast

and I know Cal will have my head first for this

so...

[unborn spruce]

Lies. The Romans had an entirely different method of consensus.

[barren pewter]

we may

want to stop

[unborn spruce]

PoA, if you know you know.

[ornate cedar]

Did you know the romans had public slaves? Slaves owned by the public/state

[barren pewter]

poggers

[young hill]

Lol Romans are quite terrible

[barren pewter]

you say terrible

I say ruthlessly efficient

[unborn spruce]

You say they're bad.

But the romans were like...

[young hill]

Until the ottomans happened

[unborn spruce]

HYPER progressive for gay rights, which means in modern times Romans = good.

Remember that everyone liked getting anal.

Because Rome.

[barren pewter]

the whole anti-gay thing was a fairly recent phenomenon

shit

[ornate cedar]

Gay emperor

[young hill]

https://youtu.be/kx_G2a2hL6U

[unborn spruce]

I was hoping someone world.

[barren pewter]

even france under Louis XIV was pretty based when it came to dudes on dudes

[barren pewter]

*likes

[young hill]

Ah the church the poor church

[barren pewter]

that hasn't changed since then xD

[ornate cedar]

One of the 'Five Good Roman Emperors' is the one legend Hadrian 😉

[young hill]

Ceaser

[ornate cedar]

The title?

[young hill]

Salad

Eating some makes you related to the Romans

[ornate cedar]

How many stab wound would that take, good sentator

[young hill]

2 scoops

[ornate cedar]

Julius ceasar was immensely rich didnt he personally fund like 2-4 roman legions or something. Recruiting the most loyal and skilled soldiers..

[ornate cedar]

Smash and grab?

[trail dove]

btw I just now got fh5 working

only took ~2 hours

[feral ferry]

@barren pewter

In case you were debating if you were going to spend cash on Rockstar games games

Well the answer is a resounding no, cause that company doesn't deserve a penny

[ornate cedar]

Why would you spend anything on them

[feral ferry]

Griefers and trolls?

Buy a shark card, buy an oppressor mk 2, cancer

[ornate cedar]

even the sharkcards aint worth the price

Cheaper to pay some kid min wage than to buy those cards

never mind me spawning 100mil in the bank (stealthy)

You could say it is grand theft 😳

Also: oppressor mk2 is trash

[feral ferry]

That's not what griefers say

[ornate cedar]

'i win' button

I liked to snipe them, funny chat messages usually followed with them

reminds me,,

you could just spawn money above them and get them banned if you want to ;)

'anti-cheat'

they atleast fix the fps crunching hack yet, giving the entire server 3 frames per second?

[wheat kraken]

MK2 wasn't fun. It ruined gameplay for everyone but dipshits.

The MK1 was fun. You could glide and do flips and shit.

[ornate cedar]

it had the benefit of being in the motorcycle spawn list and bringing me from a to b 🤷
with the motorcycle club shit

[feral ferry]

When I played GTA: O for like a few hours

I did the little network glitch where you go to task manager, stop it from going to network for 16 s I think, and resume connection

Basically Online but singleplayer

Saddest thing was you had to repeat that after every mission since the piece of shit of a game would keep trying to reconnect you to a lobby

Like fuck off I want to play alone

[ornate cedar]

Online, with all your friends. Me myself and I are only allowed to play

its something to make your multiplayer preferable played as a singleplayer

There is not even much incentive to join your friends, other than to fuck around

[fallow bronze]

i didnt get GTA online..

[small comet]

can be done way easier if u have a network switch between you and the router

[fading spade]

It can be done easier in the gosh dang menu

There is an option there to join an empty game

[fringe salmon]

except that's not the same so it wont work for majority of people

having to mess with your net to get a useable empty session is sadly something you had to do since it's release and I doubt they ever change that

[young hill]

That or have poor network operation at a time

[small comet]

just unplug from network switch for 2-3 seconds

[fading spade]

Sometime once offered to give me 999 million in GTA online

That would have been insta ban

[fringe salmon]

Doubt it, usually they delete the money

And sometimes they don’t and sometimes they delete also the legit money and won’t restore it

[fading spade]

O.o

[young hill]

I like your funny words magic man

[bleak pike]

https://twitter.com/FortniteGame/status/1458555063534854145?t=xdJBJJ-OJ3MDXidzJsaXQg&s=19

Fortnite (@FortniteGame)

Coming soon.

Retweets

34119

Likes

238412

Twitter · Nov 10, 2021, 10:00 PM

Uh oh

[small comet]

oh no

why

and why the german theme song

https://youtu.be/d8xoTBZrzko

[fading spade]

that is CURSED

[small comet]

noice

[fading spade]

12 years ago, a 9 tailed fox appeared
IF YOU BELIEVE IT

[ornate cedar]

Managed to sneak 100mil with no issues even going from like level 10 to 80 didnt get me banned. meanwhile my friend got his legitimate account banned and now using the 'bad' account as main,

r* anticheat just does, dice roll would catch more cheaters 🤷 pure chaos

maybe its an pro-cheat system

[feral ferry]

HAH

https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/as-gta-trilogy-pc-is-pulled-dataminers-discover-it-contains-missing-music-and-holy-grail-dev-notes/

Vadim M allegedly discovered that the game’s code contains an uncompiled version of the main.scm file, which contains all the game scripts in GTA III, Vice City and San Andreas.

Vadim M describes the uncompiled version as the “holy grail” for fans interested in the inner workings behind the games, because it includes cut and missing content, as well as notes from Rockstar North staff from that era.

Also

Dataminers found that all the music that was removed from San Andreas due to expired licences is actually still present and that the game simply chooses not to play it. In Vice City, some of its missing music, including Michael Jackson tracks, are not present in the game’s files, other tracks are present but disabled.

[trim rock]

Thanks for making it easy for modders to restore missing content

[feral ferry]

AHAHAHAH

ACTUAL DEV COMMENTARY

[young hill]

Uh... Okay

[feral ferry]

The fuck is this trash of a remaster 😄

Rockstar man you really fell off in the past years, actual rock bottom

[fading spade]

to shag his dirty whore

[feral ferry]

Like I'll be a devil's advocat

[fading spade]

TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE
dafuq is that line of code?!

[feral ferry]

But I would hope to believe

That this is just copied ancient code from 2004

And so is the commentary

[trim rock]

It definitely is

[feral ferry]

That kinda screams insensitive, which is more 2000s than 2021 😄

[fading spade]

but how is a line of "TRUE" valid codE?

[trim rock]

That stuff just wouldn't fly at all in current year.. but also devs when they don't think anyone outside will see why not have a bit of a laugh

[feral ferry]

If it doesn't true once, it might true the second time. 5 trues might make it guaranteed... probably....

• Rockstar Games

Might explain why the game was a bit glitchy

[fading spade]

:')

I wonder what the trilogy is like to play on Switch

[young hill]

We need GTA V mobile already

[feral ferry]

Ahh yeah the code's a copy

Hot Coffee code is present

[fading spade]

touchscreen gta v

fuck no

[feral ferry]

Which is.. fun 😄

[young hill]

Connect your wooting to play

[fading spade]

wut?

[young hill]

Actually probably would not work controller does though

[feral ferry]

Sigh...https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Theft_Auto:_San_Andreas#Hot_Coffee_mod

The fact the code isn't removed makes this all the more funny

[fading spade]

oh, its a mod

[feral ferry]

It's not a mod

It's in the game, but disabled

[fading spade]

ooohh

[feral ferry]

The mod simply re-enables the code

[fading spade]

LOL

[feral ferry]

And Rockstar really, didn't like that

The fact that 17 years later the game still contains that code kinda speaks for the quality of the remaster

[fading spade]

you think theyd release the version of the game with it removed, since they did that way back when

[feral ferry]

The thing is, that mod would be nothing special nowadays

I mean look at Cyberpunk

[fading spade]

yeh :')

[young hill]

CyberJoke you mean

[feral ferry]

The game has nudity and actual sex scenes galore

[fading spade]

C U S T O M I S E Y O U R G E N I T A L S

[barren pewter]

[feral ferry]

Don't forget about lesbian fingering in full 4K detail

[young hill]

Other games could do that

[feral ferry]

16x the detail

[fading spade]

wut

[barren pewter]

Ngl

[fading spade]

is that a custscene?

[barren pewter]

That was hot

[feral ferry]

Female V + Judy

Literally lesbian sex

[fading spade]

I played as Female V but gave her the guy's voice :')

[barren pewter]

And I wasn't expecting it which made it even better

[barren pewter]

Voice determines in-game sex

[fading spade]

oh

[barren pewter]

So they used Male pronouns the whole time

[ornate cedar]

Project developer is slackin'

[fading spade]

what if you got to that cutscene with female V but she has a dick

does the cutscene still happen?

[feral ferry]

Nothing happens

[fading spade]

ooohh ok xd

[feral ferry]

Judy's gae

[young hill]

Huh what

[feral ferry]

So, yeah it won't work

[fading spade]

but still female

[young hill]

I thought I someone make it work

Pongsifu

[feral ferry]

I mean if you mod it somehow it might work but, she's canonically only into females

[ornate cedar]

What if you get both

[feral ferry]

Though I did hear that they did plan to make her bi

Something something cutting room floor

[ornate cedar]

holidays are near and shareholders dont care
so chop chop.. do the... game making
-love your executives

[feral ferry]

Sad thing about CDPR was that the cat was out of the bag when the company's execs decided to "Reward themselves" for a successful release

With tens of millions of $

Something that devs didn't get.. and they were overworked and overabused

[fading spade]

What part of CP77's release was sucessful?

[feral ferry]

At that point you have the same situation as with Ubisoft, Take2

[fading spade]

Please inform me

[feral ferry]

Uhh, it made profit and a big one?

[fading spade]

true..

[feral ferry]

That's all that matters for them

Like back in 2015 it would have been a travesty to the original devs

[bleak pike]

Very big profit

I still need to finish it

[feral ferry]

But you must remember that the OG devs from Witcher 3 left prior to CP2077 release

And the ones that were left bailed afterwards

It's the current execs that fucked the development

[bleak pike]

Same with destiny

[ornate cedar]

What if the employees determined the salaries of the executives its only fair for the executives choosing the workers pay. Would it

[trail dove]

I wish I had the patience to build stuff like that

but due to having a goldfish brain I can't stay focused on it long enough to finish

[fading spade]

same ;-; but for IRL stuff

https://youtu.be/3AxrCs9j5X8

[orchid prism]

Important to keep in mind. These are Youtubers and streamers who do this for HOURS every day, every week.,

[trail dove]

true

[orchid prism]

And a lot of the builds are group efforts. If it not directly by helping place blocks then through trading and grinding of blocks.

So I wouldn't really feel bad about it, unless you're already playing Minecraft 8 hours a day and just can't focus on a single thing 😄

[trail dove]

I could probably do it if I got money from yt

[fading spade]

This bridge was built beforehand in creative mode and just bult by copying in the server world

still massive grind though

[feral ferry]

To be fair, everyone would if they had that opportunity

[ornate cedar]

baby zombie vs 5 year hardcore run

[feral ferry]

https://www.reddit.com/r/skyrimmods/comments/qrwyrg/scripts_appear_to_run_faster_on_the_anniversary/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

So... it's good but it's bad?

https://youtu.be/mLu0jkt7LPM

Beyond Skyrim: Cyrodiil is pretty close to shipping

Also if anyone cares, Shin Megami Tensei V rumours

SMT5 will be getting a console and PC release, at some point

[young hill]

Asses I say, developer options being toggled means squat if the server is selectable and the app does not rely too much on device tracking

I saw that

I keep them on for adb

For Android studio

[fringe salmon]

idk seems like a easy way to stop at least a lot of the kiddies who want easy hacks

especially in a game like pubg that sounds like something I wouldn't mind

game has too many of them already

[young hill]

I mean not much you can hack with developer options, watch it say it is fine when I turn them off. I already have root

https://youtu.be/GttElXQBf9w

Coming out tomorrow

[bleak pike]

@young hill THEY AREN'T GUARDIANS

[ripe tendon]

so one of my PCs shows battlefield 2042 trial on game pass but the other PC, that I want it on, does not lol

Ugh, it's gonna make me restart isn't it

[feral ferry]

I don't see it

[trim rock]

Check on the EA app

[feral ferry]

Ah it's on the EA app

Yeah I don't have such trash like Origin installed 😄

[ripe tendon]

oddly it's on neither for my other PC

oh hey it showed up, magic

[orchid prism]

New FF14 glam.

[fading spade]

https://youtu.be/0XsoriMRL0o

😍 I love this

The song is "The Lost One's Weeping" by "Neru"

[fading spade]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IM SO HYPED TO PALY DISTANCE ON STEAM DECK

PORTABLE DISTANCE, HELL YEH <3 <3 That games is PERFECT for a handheld

[trail dove]

that's a good song

[young hill]

In two days we shall see

Honestly makes some sense

[ripe tendon]

that would be cool

and they should delay the campaign 😛

[bleak pike]

i thought about this before

it would make sense

[ornate cedar]

looky who turned up in my downloading list in steam

[feral ferry]

@barren pewter

Skyrim... finally has some sort of dead children

[ripe tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-my-fetish-scooby-doo-fred-gif-19454172

[ripe tendon]

@fading spade have you preordered this yet https://store.steampowered.com/app/1608230/Planet_of_Lana/

Steam

Planet of Lana

A planet that used to be a place of undisturbed balance between human, nature, and animal has now become something else entirely. The disharmony that had been in the making for hundreds of years has finally arrived in the form of a faceless army. But this is not a story about war. This is a story about a vibrant, beautiful planet –and the journ...

Release Date

2022

▶ Play video

[fading spade]

No but it's on my wishlist

[ripe tendon]

It better be.

[bleak pike]

yes

[bleak pike]

@fading spade help

i aint slept

[boreal viper]

not even 1.17

😤

[bleak pike]

Proud momma ❤️ https://mrpl.me/bd5102b_rfl0.mp4

@quacks®™#5491 mods

they left lol

@fading spade

[feral ferry]

Sigh

No patience 😄

[fading spade]

Hmm.

[trim rock]

but woting no work need help now!!!1 athere ateveryone

[fallow bronze]

you idiot

[meager stump]

#archived_fortnite_double_movement

[bleak pike]

https://tenor.com/view/how-dare-you-greta-thunberg-gif-15130785

[young hill]

https://youtu.be/GttElXQBf9w

[bleak pike]

THEY AREN'T GUARDIANS

[young hill]

Does not bother me one bit

But yes they are miners

[feral ferry]

https://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/markets/article-10192003/BAE-snaps-software-group-Bohemia-Interactive-Simulations.html

[orchid prism]

Iiiiiiinteresting.

[feral ferry]

Well, at least the game dev branch is okay

Maybe they can use the investment to improve their game engine for once 😄

[orchid prism]

I'd love to see more content like the guerilla warfare one. Antisi? or whatever it was called.

[feral ferry]

Antistasi

Also, Overthrow being the more recent "Antistasi-like"

Overthrow's more in-depth, Antistasi is just pure warfare 😄

[orchid prism]

shrug Just remember watching Sovietwomble play it and turn it into pure comedy.

[feral ferry]

Yeah it can quickly devolve into that 😄

[feral ferry]

https://youtu.be/nVCQ4_mnyts

Whatever this game is

It's a fucking atrocity I do not want to touch with even my mouse cursor anymore

[ornate cedar]

optics were common in ww2 right red dot everything

[barren pewter]

I feel sick having watched that

[feral ferry]

Ehh

Not really

Squad, Insurgency: sandstorm

Arma 3 can do well, at times

VR also does guns well

[barren pewter]

yeah

hot dogs, horseshoes and hand grenades is quite good in terms of realism with firearms

[feral ferry]

Bruh

You mean Gun Club VR?

[barren pewter]

if you ignore all the meme guns and such

[fading spade]

Rosalina best girl <3 <3

[ornate cedar]

Because riviting gameplay to reload and switchout the barrel, wow

[barren pewter]

honestly, I'd like that in my video games

lol

[ornate cedar]

Two magazines

new barrel

[barren pewter]

especially weapons with quick replace barrels, many WW2 MGs come to mind

barrel overheats and is unusable?
throw in a new one

[feral ferry]

You have never played Arma with Ace then

[young hill]

I hope not, I want to play it in a month not in about a few months.

[fading spade]

https://youtu.be/b64FiVAGU8w

[feral ferry]

Warframe peeps

https://www.digitalextremes.com/news/digital-extremes-introduces-prime-resurgence-to-warframe

'The New War' Arrives December 2021, a 30+ hour story-based Cinematic Quest

[trim rock]

30+ hour? Yeah... right..

Maybe the grind in between story beats

[feral ferry]

https://www.gamesradar.com/resident-evil-4-villain-sazalar-gets-a-creepy-life-sized-body-pillow-that-you-have-to-see-to-believe/

[fading spade]

I'm upset....
There is one crown level in what the golf I cannot beat :/ and I can't continue until I do

[bleak pike]

Gg they put Coldplay in arcane

Ofc they did xD

[bleak pike]

Like

I'm so blown away how good arcane is

Never played LoL and I'm so invested in the universe

And the animation is just incredible

[ripe tendon]

Jinx is just as hateable in the show as she is in any game

unbearable psycho of a character

Same for Jayce too tbh 😂

Sadly none of the interesting characters have made a real debut yet so let's hope they keep going and bring in some cool shit

[orchid prism]

Time for the TRUE endgame of FF14.

Battling boredom and RSI, trying to get a house.

[fringe salmon]

just make an AHK macro for your mouse inputs and be afk

[orchid prism]

People are very report happy. Not going to risk it. Just a fun thing to do while I have 30mins of downtime to watch a youtube video. Once Endwalker comes it all becomes raffles.

[fringe salmon]

eh, not like they can see it in any way

[orchid prism]

Square can definitely look at logs.

[fringe salmon]

logs of.. mouse movement?

[orchid prism]

Yes...

Timing and specific vector movement. Pretty standard stuff.

[fading spade]

mmm, such motivation

[small comet]

i mean... welcome to the stanley parabel?

theres a storage closet thats just for an interaction with the narrator

where he calls u a monkey

or calls for a monkey

idk anymore

[fading spade]

I got the Broom Closet Ending. The Broom Closet Ending was my favourite ending!

[fading spade]

Oh gosh....someone has the entire dialog lines from the game extracted into a Github repo

oh, translating it to Chinese

[fading spade]

I NEVER SAW THIS ENDING BEFORE

WTF

2:30 minutes hah

[novel umbra]

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2021/11/14/1e238b106a4a47b0.mp4

ok

how do you mess this up so badly

[trim rock]

I see nothing wrong there

[feral ferry]

No

Cause it sucks

"We have added fishing"
My expectations: 📈
Reality: 📉

[barren pewter]

https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-11-14-gta-the-trilogy-has-a-metacritic-aggregate-score-of-0-5

I mean...considering the quality of the studio doing the work, not surprised it ended up this bad

hopefully it improves with patches that seriously need to come out if rockstar wants a chance to salvage this game

[trim rock]

At least modders got some useful contents out of it

[feral ferry]

By useful contents you mean, SOURCE CODE?

[barren pewter]

🙃

[feral ferry]

We can create our own GTA Trilogy at this point, that doesn't suck

[barren pewter]

well, we could, but rockstar would just immediately rip it off

[feral ferry]

Depends on where it's published

[barren pewter]

true

[feral ferry]

If it's a non-profit, they can't do shit

[barren pewter]

non-profit game publisher...

big brain

[fading spade]

https://youtu.be/7qBlz1Xub4w

Portal 1 playthrough with roleplay voiceover

If I miss this, im going to be regurgitating my own ankles

[fading spade]

o.o expensive in both price and storage space...

Probably need to get a 1TB SD card for Steam Deck at the rate games are growing :/

[fringe salmon]

if for whatever reason you want to play games like bf on it, probably

[ripe tendon]

is bf 2042 a big install?

10 hr early access trial with Gamepass/EA play though so fuck fancy editions

47GB apparently

[fringe salmon]

idk but I doubt it's below 50gb

[ripe tendon]

at least that's the folder size of my install

[fringe salmon]

early access might be not having all things if according to steam it wants 100gb

either way dont see how it would be a fun experience to play something like it on the deck

[ripe tendon]

yeah I don't think I could enjoy it but I've learned I hate mobile gaming in any capacity

the good news about 2042's early access though is that you can get your XP farm in and be max level before it officially launches

[fading spade]

Do you consider Steam Deck as mobile gaming?

[orchid prism]

Unless docked? Sure.

[ripe tendon]

It's basically just a PC switch to me

unrelated https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAB7Pn-aRe8

[fringe salmon]

when not docked with steam deck you have neither mouse/kb nor controller as input really so something like mobile/console inbetween

works too, certainly no formfactor that's really suited for a game like battlefield either way

[ripe tendon]

yeah I could see it being a pretty decent emulation toy

[young hill]

Phones are already pretty good at dat doe

[ripe tendon]

ehhh are they? I mean like PS2 or better

[ripe tendon]

yeah they exist but how do they run

[young hill]

Probably good on high end phones

On the most recent ones that is

Like a few years back to today

Also switch emulator is going to become something on android

[slim token]

mc launcher is a mess, time to ditch, as i should have done before

[bleak pike]

i loved it so much

[ripe tendon]

the game or the video?

[bleak pike]

game

[unborn spruce]

MultiMC.

[novel umbra]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Battlefield/comments/qtjc3n/hovercrafts_are_op_2042/

games in 2021

[novel umbra]

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2021/11/14/2b209e45c49e6ce4.mp4

[trim rock]

It's a very well made game

[young crow]

time to see how bad this is

[orchid prism]

That whole piracy rule hasn't changed...

[young crow]

ok better screenshot

[orchid prism]

Don't try my patience.

[novel umbra]

why is hot coffee in the remaster

[orchid prism]

Jack Thompson wakes

[clear parrot]

Why should it not be?

[fading spade]

Because they just have copied over the code before the release that removed the coffee code

[novel umbra]

didn't they also copy code from the fan made reverse engineered one?

[feral ferry]

Nah cause you can't play it

Code's basically 2004 code

[novel umbra]

yea

but the regular game is very playable

totally bug free

[feral ferry]

Unlike the new one

[novel umbra]

no weird shit going on at all

[bleak pike]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Battlefield/comments/qu727w/ah_yes/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

@novel umbra

[novel umbra]

unsure if I like the hovercrafts more than the tank

although that one is good

[fading spade]

They aren't wrong.... You never win in that game

[orchid prism]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDMWMC2KvN8

Oh man... Like in the good old days of Xbox live.

[bleak pike]

@young hill do you think infinite is coming today then?

[young hill]

I am thinking probably not

[unborn spruce]

But if you close your eyes~

[orchid prism]

[unborn spruce]

[orchid prism]

When you're no longer 16 with hyper reaction times

[bleak pike]

Rainbow Six Extraction has a new lower price of $39.99* and includes Buddy Pass.

ayyup

[trim rock]

Not low enough

[barren pewter]

That actually makes it pretty appealing

[bleak pike]

"Includes Buddy Pass: Invite two friends to play with you for free for up to 14 days!"

that is very appealing

[barren pewter]

Yeah

Definitely

[bleak pike]

i cant use my epic coupon for pre orders

it would have only cost me 9 quid

[barren pewter]

👀

Would have been a hell of a deal

[bleak pike]

https://youtu.be/zmhRditAffU

Shame, so sad that halo didn't crossover with destiny

There were "leaks" hinting it

Every other leak was right 8 months before it happened so it was likely

But still no word

[trim rock]

Oh well let's see if there's a surprise HInfinite release where did that even come from

[bleak pike]

However the anniversary event will be in Dec for destiny

[bleak pike]

Some tweet and listing changes

Along with dlc being added to accounts or something

[trim rock]

Billy Gates and The Rock better be there

[bleak pike]

Bill Gates would be kinda cool tbh