#🎮│game

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bleak pike
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Like do remember

unborn spruce
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Mate, listen.

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Riven is a Wish Dragon.

bleak pike
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The skull next to shaxx

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And how irs effecting him

unborn spruce
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She literally modifies reality at a fundamental level.

bleak pike
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With Savathun somehow using it

unborn spruce
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That Savathun is fucking around with that territory...

bleak pike
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Ik what a wish dragon is xD

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But we knew a while back

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She's been messing with that shit

unborn spruce
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That actually scares me.

bleak pike
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Because of shaxx and eris moan

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Demanding the skull be taken down

bleak pike
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@unborn spruce does it bother you there's a huge ass battle going on in d2 rn

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That the game doesn't even remotely cover

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Between caliti and the give

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Huve

unborn spruce
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What, between the Cabal and EVERYONE ELSE.

bleak pike
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Hive

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Jesus

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No

unborn spruce
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Also Fallen, no?

bleak pike
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There's a full on war going on against the hive

unborn spruce
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She's currently having a go there.

bleak pike
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Against what's their name

unborn spruce
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But yeah, sad about the lack of Hive War coverage.

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Xivu Arath?

bleak pike
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Ye

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Caliti charged against them

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Is currently leading a war

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And mara is watching but focusing on Savathun

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And we only know this bad ass moment from a damn lore book

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-_-

unborn spruce
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Dude.

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Devil's Ruin is pog in PVP.

bleak pike
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Nah

unborn spruce
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40 kills in a Control match with it.

bleak pike
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I mean

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Control

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XD

unborn spruce
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50 if we include Shatterdive.

fading spade
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Wot dis

unborn spruce
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@bleak pike Dude it melts.

orchid prism
unborn spruce
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It's just Prefire if Prefire was a gun.

fading spade
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so... it doesnt do anything?

bleak pike
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It's a flag

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You can use

fading spade
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o

bleak pike
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Or well

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Pattern for a flag

fading spade
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ooohhhh

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I need to find the name of this song

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cause its a fucking bop

bleak pike
fading spade
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?

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why the pin? XD

bleak pike
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Cos I found it pop

small comet
fading spade
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I know what HHA is, just dk what the item was xd

small comet
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id assume around 1 or 2pm

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normal day

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no rain/snow

fading spade
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Yeah, its just windy rn

small comet
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1 or 2pm

fading spade
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and it seems to be playin from the plaza cause if I go too far from the plaza it gtes less loud

small comet
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na its the general theme

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it changes hourly

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and weather based

fading spade
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ooohhhhhh

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wow

bleak pike
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Lol

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Lana already insanely ahead of me

fading spade
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huh?

bleak pike
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And I've had the switch since

small comet
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i gave her shit

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u didnt want stuff

bleak pike
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I forgot tbh

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I mean general progress xD

small comet
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its the 2pm music

fading spade
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you mostly gave me money and took all my weeds xd

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:P <3

small comet
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GET READY TO RELAX! What a beautiful and relaxing soundtrack. I put together this OST edit because it needed to be done! The Animal Crossing New Horizons soundtrack is mindbogglingly amazing and brings back so many good memories of days gone by in previous Animal Crossing worlds! This is the 100% complete FULL Soundtrack and I have included the ...

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bleak pike
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I still haven't built my museum xD

fading spade
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wow

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you well behind... xd

small comet
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i mean tbf

fading spade
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I have the 3 houses and the campsite up now

small comet
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u got tons of money lana

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idk if i ever gave callum stuff

fading spade
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I havent used it much

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ive gathered and sold shit for money lel

bleak pike
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I honestly find animal crossing fun but dreadfully boring

fading spade
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fun but boring?

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wot

small comet
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its like dying

bleak pike
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Basically

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If the switch could run steam link natively I'd be so happy rn

small comet
fading spade
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98 danngg

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My friend was able to find the exact song xd just from the recording xd

bleak pike
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Also I made the person who give me this switch say she was simping lull

fading spade
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huh? XZD

bleak pike
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It was glorious

unborn spruce
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It feels like Firemaking in RS3.

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The people watching is fun, but holy shit Firemaking sucks.

bleak pike
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I really need to get an sd card

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For this switch

orchid prism
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You do!

fading spade
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Why does the music get less loud when im walking on sand?

small comet
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so you can listen to da ocean

fading spade
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oohh

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I mostly end up playing this game in the evenings after 6 cause of work

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so ive never heard this music before in the game

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WHO TF IS PASCAL

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HE SCARED THE FUCK OUT OF ME

orchid prism
fading spade
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Im just swimming in the ocean peacefully, catching sea creatures

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and he fucking pops up out the water behind me and asks for the clam I just caught

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WTF?!

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Uhhh

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Ok then ..

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I got 300 Nook Miles.... and a recipe

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oooo

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mermaid lamp

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its so pretty

fading spade
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Ah, you have a Switchn't!

bleak pike
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Thought you knew that

fading spade
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nuu

small comet
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callum you have a switch:?

orchid prism
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Plsnt - You has a Swotch?

fading spade
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Switchn't

bleak pike
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Just

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Games are so pricy

fading spade
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Especially nintendo ones

bleak pike
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I just have no interest in 90% of the games

round sable
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I really don’t understand why people like switch so much

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Especially now, when steam deck exists

clear parrot
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Mainly the nintendo exclusive games, in my case.

unborn spruce
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Nintendo stuff has an appeal to it kinda like Apple stuff does.

round sable
unborn spruce
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Imo it's the Nintendo exclusives carrying them to victory rn.

bleak pike
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You mean the wii u emulator right

clear parrot
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Good luck using an emulator when you don't have the pc hardware for them.

unborn spruce
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If we had Mario, Smash, Animal Crossing, and Pokemon on a PC then Nintendo would have 0 hardware sales.

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Considering the games can run on anything then you'd be able to just use a toaster.

round sable
unborn spruce
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That console is the ultimate emulation box.

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And with a free dev account you can just run whatever code you want.

round sable
orchid prism
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Pfft... a 360 is cheaper 😄

small comet
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id pick the x over a switch for emulation any day

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way more power

round sable
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Also steam deck is ultimate emulator machine

unborn spruce
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Lacks power for some of the more heavy emulators.

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And remember a Series X can also do 360 games since Xenia still sucks.

round sable
unborn spruce
small comet
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if u dont wanna just play psp and ds

round sable
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Bruh

small comet
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yes

unborn spruce
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We're more talking Wii/WiiU/PS3/360/etc.

small comet
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im certain the x can emulate switch

unborn spruce
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Most of the big consoles are still inefficient.

bleak pike
unborn spruce
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PCSX3 super struggles to run games as another example.

small comet
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xqemu

round sable
small comet
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u mean free

bleak pike
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Pounds

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XD

unborn spruce
fading spade
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ew

round sable
fading spade
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pounds

small comet
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i got 300pounds on my body

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i can buy 6 copies

fading spade
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Google Assistant is drunk

bleak pike
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Sterling

round sable
unborn spruce
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Literally 94 AUD.

fading spade
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58 euro

small comet
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except rich in fat

unborn spruce
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NINETY FOUR AUSTRALIAN DOLLARS.

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Bruh.

fading spade
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o.o

round sable
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Lol

small comet
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im not kim dot com

round sable
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I’m joking

unborn spruce
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A 40 thousand AUD crypto farm can make that in one day, which is a cursed sentence.

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40 thousand dollars worth of graphics cards.

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Can buy that game every day of the year.

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I hate it.

small comet
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i wish i had that crypto farm

fading spade
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TBF, its only 40,000 due to scalpers

small comet
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i could pay my drivers license

fading spade
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its be a lot less at MSRP

unborn spruce
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My cards tend to be worth about 1300 AUD, 40% over MSRP.

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And that ain't scalpers either.

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Only buy cards from randos or people that'll give a good deal.

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So on purely MSRP you could maybe be making 180 USD/day now.

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Which means you can buy Cars 3 about 600 times a year. -_-

fading spade
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thats the most generic game name

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CARS

unborn spruce
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How in the hell is that worth $94?

fading spade
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WB Games is Warner Brothers, right?

unborn spruce
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Does it contain the secret to life?

fading spade
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lel

unborn spruce
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It happened! Finally it happened!!

unborn spruce
fading spade
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Guess thats why the game is so expensive

small comet
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free

bleak pike
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Well

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Not everyone has modded switches xD

small comet
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id say thats a you problem

bleak pike
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I didn't buy this switch xD

fading spade
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is there a service that mods them for you? Like you buy a premodded Switch from them for an extra fee over MSRP

orchid prism
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Probably. But if you have a modded Switch, all you need is the little jiggery pokery and an SD card.

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And of course a PC to re-hack it every time it shuts off.

fading spade
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I assume the Axe is better than the Stone Axe?

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Cause its iron

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In ACNH

small comet
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yes

fading spade
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Star Fragement... those are purely random at night I guess?

small comet
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no

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there from wishing stars

fading spade
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Ah... makes sense

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I found one shortly after getting a shooting star

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shortly...

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it was like 3 hours after

oak gyro
unborn spruce
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Ethermine.

oak gyro
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I forget what they are called. Flypool, ethermine, I can't remember.

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I stopped after I earned $300 USD.

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If that PC has a GPU as well, MoneroOcean will give you better profits.

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It tripled mine and I only have a 1060 6GB.

unborn spruce
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Really now? That pays Monero, no?

fading spade
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This is awesome

oak gyro
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Paid extremely well, just make sure to disable Wownero in the config.

unborn spruce
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Mm.

oak gyro
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3950x and 1060 6GB was making over $3 per day.

unborn spruce
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My rigs use HiveOS, I'll need to check configuration.

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Also really low tier CPUs.

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8100 and 8600 respectively.

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I do have a 3950x and 3900x PC, but the profits there would be minimal.

fading spade
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The 3DS had internet settings music?!

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wut :') why

oak gyro
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You know, as long as you buy them and don't try to repair them.

fading spade
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but specifically for the wifi settings

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wut

unborn spruce
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Never mind it takes 20 seconds and tweezers to plug in...

fading spade
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Apparently swapping the game card reader on the Switch to repair it breaks the touch ability for some reasonm

oak gyro
unborn spruce
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Yeah no.

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Fuck that.

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Maybe if I was using SWARM as well, but compiling shit in HiveOS and then having to tie flight sheets in?

oak gyro
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I only did it because I had a single PC.

unborn spruce
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Then again, I could go back to using SWARM...

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It's kinda fuckin' awesome.

oak gyro
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Regardless I saw about 10% higher profits across the board when I started using MoneroOcean but that's just my experience.

oak gyro
fading spade
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I like the random sounds each button makes when you unlock the Switch

oak gyro
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The DS had so many Easter eggs that I enjoyed finding as a kid.

fading spade
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I am really sad ;-;

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Remeber when I said my DSi works?

oak gyro
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Mhm.

fading spade
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The bottom screen gets such high constrast randomly for some reason

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Might be related to the glitchy lines going across it

oak gyro
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My bottom screen works fine but since you had to use the DS pencil mine was scratched extremely badly.

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I had a clip break by the top screen as well so it doesn't sit upright, it flops around.

unborn spruce
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Remember Pokemon Pearl and the underground?

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I miss the easter eggs in that.

oak gyro
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The underground Pokemon fossil minigame?

unborn spruce
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Yeah!

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That had heaps of eastereggs.

oak gyro
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I used to go to friend's houses and play the game with them for hours.

unborn spruce
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Good times.

oak gyro
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We'd each build our bases and it was always fun.

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How about Soul Silver and Heart Gold beauty pageants?

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I did those more than I'd like to admit.

unborn spruce
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Soul Silver was great.

oak gyro
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I used an Action Replay to start with a Pikachu in one of them.

fading spade
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I just learned about the secret glf game in the Switch that was in the system back in 2017

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Its so wonderful how they honored him that way <3

oak gyro
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Honoured who?

fading spade
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Satoru Iwata

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You could set the date of the Switch back to the day he died
Then perform a hand gesture with a JoyCon in each hand and the game would unlock

oak gyro
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Why would they remove something that wholesome?

fading spade
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Because of japanese culture

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Those memorial items they have for people, they usually keep them around for a year

oak gyro
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Well that's unfortunate.

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I always liked wholesome Easter eggs like that.

fading spade
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Its wonderful how you had to unlock it

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The hand gesture was something he always did when doing presentation videos and whatnot

oak gyro
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Nowhere near as wholesome but there is an Easter egg in Black/White where an NPC mentions the other game and how it could be extremely cool if there were another identical dimension.

oak gyro
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I get to magically disappear for a week tomorrow.

ripe tendon
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I hope it's magical

oak gyro
ripe tendon
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I hope you get to toss at least one dwarf

oak gyro
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I love dwarf toss! It's such a fun game!

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Same with punt the dwarf!

small comet
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what about kill the dwarf

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ill volunteer to be the dwarf

oak gyro
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No, we don't kill dwarfs. We just harass them a lot.

small comet
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what race do you kill

barren pewter
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not at all

small comet
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k doge is out then

oak gyro
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Elves just hide in the secret land of the elves so there is no conflict with other races. Nobody knows where we live after all.

barren pewter
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probably somewhere in canada 👀

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but the part of canada that gets nice and cold during the winter months

small comet
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so

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if i reveal it

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u kill me

oak gyro
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Probably, yeah.

small comet
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i need solid confirmation

barren pewter
oak gyro
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Either that or keep you captive with songs, food, good entertainment and cute elf girls.

small comet
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ill take option 2

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unless those arent for relationships

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then ill just commit sudoku

oak gyro
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Elf girls date, they are just a few hundred years older than you.

barren pewter
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and I love that game

small comet
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idc

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just kill me already

barren pewter
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play, Tony

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it's fun

unborn spruce
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To be fair, Sudoku and Seppuku are basically the same activity.

small comet
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na hurts brain too much

unborn spruce
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So...

oak gyro
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Sudoku is one of my favourite games.

unborn spruce
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That’s my excuse.

barren pewter
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oh

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I get it

unborn spruce
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(I just don’t have the mental patience to do it)

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Idk what it is, but I just can’t.

barren pewter
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🙂

unborn spruce
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It’s official, Elves are Asari.

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Both mature at around 100, confirmed.

barren pewter
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mass effect reference confirmed

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a game series I never bothered to play

oak gyro
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The secret land of the elves is a Narnia thing as you humans would say.

unborn spruce
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Sadness.

oak gyro
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Hidden away in a secretly magical object.

unborn spruce
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Mass Effect good.

small comet
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just frickin kill me already elf girl

unborn spruce
barren pewter
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better idea

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we kill tony

small comet
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yes

barren pewter
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with kindness and cuddles

small comet
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no

unborn spruce
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I vote we keep Tony alive.

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👌

oak gyro
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Option number 2 of keeping him captive then.

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He shall be tortured with eating amazing food, enjoying elvish entertainment, dating cute elf girls and listening to elvish music.

fading spade
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I wanna date cute elf girls

barren pewter
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sounds like that one time I went to turkey with a few friends but elvish instead

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👍

unborn spruce
barren pewter
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yeah, tbh

fading spade
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Yep....

barren pewter
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would love a second half to complete me and complete in turn

unborn spruce
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I’d happily bet you folding money and a kidney that 85%+ of the entire MMO gaming community would fuck an elf.

fading spade
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Yes xd they would

unborn spruce
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I would 1000% make that bet.

barren pewter
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😋

fading spade
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Haha ye

unborn spruce
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Human pate.

fading spade
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It's even worse if you pronounce pate the same way you pronounce date

unborn spruce
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Probably find it somewhere in China, ngl.

barren pewter
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nah, probably somewhere with ancient ritual cannibalism practices

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most of which have died out iirc

unborn spruce
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Modern France

barren pewter
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french diet = small cups of coffee, cigarettes and a feeling of superiority

fading spade
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LEL

barren pewter
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I don't see any cannibalism there

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of course, the dutch have done that before iirc

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eating one of their own

unborn spruce
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People skin ciggies.

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👌

fading spade
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Hmm.....

barren pewter
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👀

ripe tendon
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Don't give me those eyes. You're like 40 years too young

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nobody under 58

unborn spruce
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Hmm.

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Wait a minute.

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Apparently peak sexuality according to @ripe tendon. THONK kappa

small comet
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damn that eye makeup

ripe tendon
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peak sexuality was mentioned at no point

unborn spruce
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Hmmmm.

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Fair enough. THONK

barren pewter
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Aeon...the queen will live for another millennia or so

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I just wonder

oak gyro
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How does one convert elf years to human years?

barren pewter
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at what point will Dane find her hot?

unborn spruce
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She’s a vampire. Just eats servants to gain years.

barren pewter
oak gyro
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By that logic I'm almost 100 human years old.

small comet
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bruh

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like

ripe tendon
small comet
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id date a 240yr odl elf woman

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even

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if it breaks her heart when i die

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way before her

barren pewter
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tony, calm down, Elves are used to being timeless

small comet
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how do you know

barren pewter
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they naturally live long enough to see the world evolve dramatically around them

oak gyro
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649 years old over here.

small comet
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too old

unborn spruce
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Self preservation. If they went insane after 140 years then there’d be no use for infinite life span.

oak gyro
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I'm basically a baby compared to the elder elves.

unborn spruce
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Ergo you assume the elf mentality has a defence against that.

oak gyro
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Elves are awesome. We have pointy ears.

barren pewter
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and I'm a bit jealous of that, also the living longer thing would be great tbh

oak gyro
ripe tendon
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How about the power of flight?

barren pewter
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would mean less of a rush to get things done

small comet
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dating an elf means u never fuck a granny coochie

ripe tendon
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we all have our cons

barren pewter
fading spade
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She was, the image of my fantasy, yeh
Long hair. purple eyes
And two big pointy ears

fading spade
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yes

fading spade
ripe tendon
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Shameless, as we should be

oak gyro
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That

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Okay.

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It's a song about elves.

fading spade
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Yes and not only

barren pewter
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uh...wtf is with this song

oak gyro
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This is... interesting to say the least.

barren pewter
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it's got some very thirsty lyrics

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and is so fucking catchy

small comet
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doge

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any video or song lana shows

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is horny

ripe tendon
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^

barren pewter
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this is worse than an driolín or however you spell it

fading spade
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LOL

ripe tendon
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Not quite Violet but close

small comet
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na lana watches this

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hasbro hotel thing

oak gyro
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I thought it was bad enough already but 2 minutes in he uhh.

small comet
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horny af

barren pewter
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exactly

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I stick to instrumentals for that reason

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no weird lyrics

oak gyro
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Just listen to the song yourself. I'd be ashamed saying or typing it.

barren pewter
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oh, I heard it

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it's very odd

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and kinda hot

oak gyro
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Avanna, how did you find this song?

fading spade
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My friend played it in the car a couple times while driving places

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he knows all the words...

oak gyro
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Interesting.

fading spade
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and sings along...

barren pewter
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O_O

small comet
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thats a littler bigger than i was expecting.... which one of us are you using that on?

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ok

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i see

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lana is as horny as ever

fading spade
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niot my song man

barren pewter
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Lana just needs cuddles

fading spade
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^

oak gyro
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Should I be concerned for anyone in this Discord?

small comet
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yes everyone

fading spade
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Maybe

barren pewter
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pretty much what tony said

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we're a colourful bunch

unborn spruce
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Everybody.

small comet
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so

unborn spruce
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This discord is chaotic neutral.

small comet
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anyone down to kill me now

fading spade
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no

barren pewter
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no

trim rock
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Only if you do the same to me

barren pewter
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but I will happily send a virtual hug

unborn spruce
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Horny chaotic neutral with a splash of extreme depression and lust.

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That’s Wooting DC.

barren pewter
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^^^^

oak gyro
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Still not as distasteful or disrespectful as Cardi B. I'll give it that much @fading spade.

fading spade
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oh gosh .-.

unborn spruce
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Idk how we’re as stable as we are.

fading spade
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Id forgotten that song

barren pewter
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cardi B is disgusting

ripe tendon
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idk what you all are on about

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that's a tame ass song

unborn spruce
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Cardi B needs to go to the Gulag in the sky.

ripe tendon
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sure it has some dirty stuff but it's not that bad

unborn spruce
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Right into the gulag with her.

barren pewter
oak gyro
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Tame for some people maybe. I'm so innocent I haven't even had a first kiss and I'm completely fine keeping it that way. Other people are full of germs.

ripe tendon
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I dunno what that has to do with the elf song

barren pewter
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tony's gonna eat my cock and balls after cutting them off

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that's kinda hot

unborn spruce
oak gyro
#

Tony just start an ASMR reading channel already.

unborn spruce
#

Germ free is overrated.

oak gyro
fading spade
unborn spruce
#

@small comet Yes, do what she said.

small comet
ripe tendon
#

Gonna need the germs to evolve

unborn spruce
barren pewter
#

you'll find someone for you

unborn spruce
#

I cannot possibly understand lack of sex by choice.

#

I just...

#

Brain doesn’t compute.

barren pewter
#

I can understand it

fading spade
#

same

barren pewter
#

have a shit experience once, and you naturally won't bother

ripe tendon
#

lol can't understand something so simple come on

unborn spruce
#

Sex good. Extremely so if you do it right.

barren pewter
#

that includes just interacting with people

barren pewter
oak gyro
unborn spruce
#

Maybe TMI, but literally every time with my gf is a solid 10/10 experience. I can’t imagine going back to the dark times.

#

The dark times. :(

#

Oh god the dark times.

ripe tendon
#

that's how we know you're lying

#

we know you ain't got a gf

barren pewter
#

you're not going to believe this

#

I barely do

#

but he does

unborn spruce
#

I shit you not, I do.

barren pewter
#

aussie cunts are always hot as fuck

#

Aeon definitely is too

unborn spruce
#

shrugs I don’t see it personally.

barren pewter
#

being an aussie

ripe tendon
#

One of those one-way relationships eh

unborn spruce
#

Though she has great things to say about my accent. Apparently aussieland accent is great.

oak gyro
#

Tony should start a reading channel.

#

He'd blow up.

barren pewter
#

yeah

#

Tony, seriously

unborn spruce
#

Tony needs to do this, yes.

ripe tendon
small comet
#

i dont think so

barren pewter
#

you can't say what you are about yourself

unborn spruce
#

I can basically guarantee explosion on YT.

barren pewter
#

with your fucking lovely voice

oak gyro
#

Read Harry Potter and I can listen to it before bed.

unborn spruce
#

Butter voice with Rode NT1000? You just need some acoustic foam.

barren pewter
#

seriously

#

Tony

#

read me The Name of the Wind

#

please

small comet
#

whatever the fuck that is

ripe tendon
#

Tony ignore them

unborn spruce
#

Like... 200 euro for a REALLY good audio foam.

ripe tendon
#

Read me bloodninja chat logs

barren pewter
#

it's one of my favourite books, and you got a damn nice voice

oak gyro
#

Read me Sodapoppin's Twitch chat.

small comet
#

so more than 10 words

unborn spruce
#

@small comet Y’know...

#

Do you like any games?

small comet
#

define like

unborn spruce
#

Play and enjoy routinely.

barren pewter
#

Tony, I'm saving your "I'll eat your balls" post for later use

#

it's a gem

small comet
unborn spruce
#

Ah. That’s a rip.

small comet
#

mainly cause of the enjoy factor

unborn spruce
#

One of those massive holes in YouTube are quest guides and patch notes/tutorials that aren’t filled with bullshit.

ripe tendon
#

And no games are worthy

unborn spruce
#

If you can just read patch notes and not say any bullshit I can immediately confirm successful channel.

small comet
#

bruh i have no knowledge of any game in particular

ripe tendon
#

I don't think that's how youtube works

unborn spruce
#

A good example of a no BS channel is imsikovit, a RuneScape 3 quest channel.

#

Man has the single most popular quests guides on the entire platform.

#

No music, no fluff, he just reads the steps and shows you clearly what buttons to press.

#

Successful YouTube channel.

barren pewter
#

I could also see tony being the next oxhorn

#

a voice one could listen to talking about fallout lore for hours on end

fading spade
#

Read Doom source code

small comet
#

for i am not knowledgeable in any of that shit

#

i cant do it

barren pewter
#

seriously, Tony

#

you're got a super marketable asset

#

you could make bank off of it

ripe tendon
#

read us quakes inverse square root function

unborn spruce
#

Really just do whatever.

barren pewter
#

just keep giving samples of your lovely voice

unborn spruce
#

You have the asset, just fuck around until you become passionate about something.

barren pewter
#

yeah

#

what Aeon said

#

refine the art until you find something that truly works for you

ripe tendon
#

when all else fails just go to OnlyFans

unborn spruce
#

My advice has 3 modes.

  1. Horny (most common)
  2. Awful
  3. Sometimes good
#

Just gotta...

#

Catch me when I’m not a spaz.

barren pewter
#

this is not even horny mode, like it normally is, this is just normal me

#

Tony

#

listen

#

you have a really nice voice and I could see me listening to it for 6 hours straight in an audiobook or podcast

#

and I usually don't do either

small comet
unborn spruce
#

I feel like he could get into some meat canyon chaotic evil shit.

barren pewter
# small comet

ok, listen here, you stubborn dipshit
I refuse to speak, but that is entirely because speaking is difficult for me
I will tell you through text, that you have shitloads of talent

unborn spruce
#

Just use mouth and words, Doge.

barren pewter
#

capitalise on it

#

seize it

unborn spruce
#

English is hard.

barren pewter
#

speaking is hard, regardless of language

unborn spruce
#

This is wrong.

#

Speaking is easy. Making sense is hard.

#

Y’know. Gaddo is living proof of this concept.

barren pewter
#

Aeon, you fail to realise that even opening my mouth to speak is difficult for me

unborn spruce
#

Why?

#

Biological issues or something?

barren pewter
#

I've been constantly throwing up excuses at Vio whenever she wants to VC for better part of a year at this point

barren pewter
#

simply because I will never address that speaking is hard for me, regardless of with whom

oak gyro
#

Does anyone want to try DokeV with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaRbQHlegaM

Dive into a gorgeous and lively world where Dokebi and humans live side-by-side! Watch DokeV’s first official gameplay trailer which premiered at gamescom 2021: Opening Night Live and let’s get a look at what these adorable denizens are cooking up...
This trailer contains actual in-game and gameplay footage. As a work-in-progress, the content is...

▶ Play video
#

It looks like a cute fun.

small comet
#

repost

barren pewter
unborn spruce
barren pewter
#

no

unborn spruce
#

Your excuse is nonsense.

barren pewter
#

just

#

in general

ripe tendon
#

Try it with you? It's singleplayer now isn't it

barren pewter
#

speaking is hard

#

ffs

unborn spruce
#

Speaking is easy.

barren pewter
#

I lack the confidence

#

and I hate interactions with others

oak gyro
unborn spruce
#

Making mouth noises is easy.

barren pewter
#

I speak to family, but only when I absolutely must

ripe tendon
#

I think it used to be an mmorpg. I heard it no longer is

oak gyro
#

Or at least that's what we were told when it started development.

ripe tendon
#

but could be wrong

unborn spruce
#

Make mouth noises.

oak gyro
#

What is DokeV?
DokeV is an upcoming creature-collecting open world action-adventure from Pearl Abyss filled with intriguing stories and set in a unique, vibrant world. Meet Dokebi, whimsical creatures that live side-by-side with humans and encourage people’s dreams from which they gain strength. The gorgeous and colorful world of DokeV is brimming with activities, stories, and experiences, so get ready to befriend tons of Dokebi, embark on an adventure, and rock the world! Who knows, they may be dancing around you, even now..!

#

I'm just happy that Doge understands me somewhat.

barren pewter
#

it's not easy at all

ripe tendon
#

Pearly Abyss, yeah sounds like something they'd do

barren pewter
#

just...less understanding

unborn spruce
#

The action is easy.

novel umbra
ripe tendon
oak gyro
#

It's far from easy.

novel umbra
#

ngl

unborn spruce
#

Open mouth, exhale while flexing vocal cords.

#

Mouth noises are Pog.

barren pewter
#

the action itself is, doing so remotely near others isn't

oak gyro
unborn spruce
#

M8, fuck other people, that’d require going outside.

#

Now insane mouth noises. That’s where it’s at.

novel umbra
#

the artstyle and gameplay seem not really fitting to any western target group

small comet
#

but to degenerate weebs like me it seems good

ripe tendon
unborn spruce
#

Especially alone in your room at 4am. Give the people next door something to be real fuckin’ worried about.

#

If you’re lucky they’ll believe you’re summoning demons.

novel umbra
barren pewter
novel umbra
#

bdo is beyond broken

#

and this is the exact same engine

unborn spruce
#

We just do a little trollin’

ripe tendon
#

I hope Ashes succeeds but I'm skeptical

barren pewter
#

wait...Tony drinks absinthe?

#

pog

unborn spruce
#

Just... strange demon mouth noises at 4am. That’s the play.

#

Troll everyone near you.

#

Go the extra mile to set up some extra stuff.

barren pewter
#

no

unborn spruce
#

Yes.

novel umbra
#

aeon turning into igorrr vocal track in the middle of the night

barren pewter
#

the whole goal is to avoid attention 🙄

unborn spruce
#

Yama knows.

barren pewter
#

you fuck that all up when you're making demon noises

unborn spruce
#

Yama clearly has experience here. Pog.

barren pewter
#

seriously, I'd kill for a cloak of invisibility

unborn spruce
#

Y’know you’ve gotta conquer that fear eventually, right?

barren pewter
#

yep

#

and I will

fading spade
barren pewter
#

after I die

unborn spruce
barren pewter
#

because at that point I basically will be

unborn spruce
#

Unless you plan on suicide then uhh.

#

Yeah.

#

No.

barren pewter
#

I don't plan on it

#

came close a few times though

unborn spruce
#

Well guess who’s gonna need to conquer the fear.

#

You!

barren pewter
#

I'm probably going to live a reasonably long life

#

nothing I can do about it

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

unborn spruce
#

Conquer the fear, Doge.

ripe tendon
#

ohh the reverse psychology approach eh?

#

I don't know if that works on life

unborn spruce
barren pewter
unborn spruce
#

Tony has the pog strats.

oak gyro
#

I found out how to make sure nobody pays any attention to you when you leave the house.

barren pewter
#

do tell

unborn spruce
#

Ffs you too. ._.

oak gyro
#

Wear a gas mask like the plague movies from medieval times and a really creepy cloak.

barren pewter
#

ignore my inability to spell simple words

unborn spruce
#

@oak gyro Nvm, yes.

#

Be a plague doctor.

oak gyro
#

On a more serious note just a jacket and a mask normally works. Don't talk and nobody even looks at you.

barren pewter
#

ey

#

simple is best

unborn spruce
#

Those dudes were the single most stylish people in human history.

small comet
unborn spruce
#

Bird mask, dark robes, smelling like roses.

#

Also great hat.

#

Can’t forget the hat.

ripe tendon
#

spoiler alert though: people don't pay as much attention to you in public as you think

small comet
#

i do

unborn spruce
#

Like the counter intuitive piece of info that whispering makes you less subtle.

ripe tendon
#

maybe if you're an insanely hot specimen of a human being but typically people ignore other people

unborn spruce
#

People pay attention to weird shit like whispering.

barren pewter
#

uh, Hasidic jews get the best dressed peoples award imo, Aeon

ripe tendon
#

plus attractiveness if subjective so not even everybody picks up on that

small comet
#

every woman hot

#

if it can be dated its hot

ripe tendon
#

we have amish where I'm from so even that stuff doesn't phase us

unborn spruce
oak gyro
#

People awkwardly stare at me if I go to a cafe or something and order with a piece of paper.

#

They always stare. Every time.

small comet
#

maybe cause you do it in a non "normal" way

unborn spruce
fading spade
#

People awkwardly stare at me as they walk past me as if im about to rob them or some shit

ripe tendon
#

cause you're sketchy as fuck Lana

#

and as far as we know, a thief

#

😄

small comet
#

as far i know shes horny

oak gyro
#

Sometimes I wish I could understand what others were thinking. Do they just think "This poor girl, she's deaf at the age of 649" or do they think I have anxiety or that I'm mute? I don't know.

ripe tendon
#

you rubbing your hands together as you walk doesn't help things

fading spade
#

I rob you of your joy in life by how self deprecating I am

oak gyro
#

I wish I knew though.

unborn spruce
#

All the time.

barren pewter
#

that's it

#

it works

small comet
barren pewter
#

elves be like

ripe tendon
#

Lana IRL when a little old lady walks by

fading spade
#

🤔

oak gyro
small comet
#

thats

unborn spruce
#

649 though...?

small comet
#

not what they think

unborn spruce
#

Explain?

small comet
#

but ok

oak gyro
small comet
#

prob real age plus 630

unborn spruce
ripe tendon
#

THATS why shes always installing new shit on phones. Cause she always has a "new" phone

fading spade
unborn spruce
#

Elf...?

#

Is 5am too early for me atm?

oak gyro
#

Look at my profile picture. I'm an elf. What more proof do you need?

barren pewter
#

Aeon...do you just refuse to believe that other humanoid species walk this earth?

small comet
barren pewter
ripe tendon
oak gyro
#

Lana has pointy ears too so I wonder if she might also be an elf.

barren pewter
#

your loss

unborn spruce
#

Just... yes.

#

Find me proof, goddamnit.

fading spade
#

LOL

barren pewter
#

Fymrin is an elf, point proven

#

👍

unborn spruce
#

If there are legitimately real sexy elves wandering around I wanna know about it.

fading spade
#

Same

small comet
#

same

ripe tendon
#

aren't we all just the same person reincarnated?

small comet
#

no

ripe tendon
#

I think we might be

unborn spruce
small comet
#

no

barren pewter
#

no, all are just my past incarnation's seed

#

/s

oak gyro
#

I'm not sexy but I am an elf so if you want to know about that as well, hi, I exist.

unborn spruce
#

Human biology, though?

small comet
#

just roleplay along aeon

#

dont question it

unborn spruce
#

I’m taking this too seriously. That do be the thing.

#

I can’t 5am.

oak gyro
#

I'm laughing way too much right now.

#

I am not an elf, Fymrin is.

small comet
#

said the one called Fymrin

oak gyro
#

But I interact through Fymrin.

unborn spruce
#

Ok, in my defence 2021 has been fucked up in such a way that I can no longer dismiss the possibility that you actually have enough mental damage that you identify as an elf as ridiculous.

fading spade
#

Lana is not an elf, Avanna is!

oak gyro
#

I don't know my head hurts.

unborn spruce
#

I miss 2013.

oak gyro
barren pewter
#

that's the point

unborn spruce
#

rolls eyes Were it so easy.

oak gyro
#

^

barren pewter
#

just like I am not Doge_Bot_v4.54 irl

ripe tendon
#

not convinced you're not

unborn spruce
#

You’re implying that the dumbasses floating around don’t exist when they very much do.

oak gyro
#

Hiding behind a persona is much easier than saying "Hi, I'm Jane and I'm 34 and live in Massachusetts and like beer and steak".

#

Made all of that up by the way.

small comet
unborn spruce
#

If your name was Jane fr I’d make Mass Effect jokes.

#

Mass Effect good.

barren pewter
#

because one is really just a fresh coat of paint upon the other

unborn spruce
#

I found the plan was to embrace 100% social bluntness and don’t bother changing myself. Makes life easy.

oak gyro
#

There are parts of the persona that are extensions of oneself while other parts are altered to maintain some level of anonymity or to change something they don't like about themselves.

unborn spruce
#

Social curtesy is for nerds.

small comet
#

well shit

#

i did my persona all wrong then

ripe tendon
#

I want a social curtsey

unborn spruce
#

I don’t care enough to use it.

#

Sledgehammer works fine.

oak gyro
#

Being a mute is an extension from myself while being an elf is simply a personal change because I've always loved elves in games and thought they were cute.

ripe tendon
#

Is that social enough?

unborn spruce
#

nods Sledgehammer good.

oak gyro
#

Make sense Aeon?

small comet
#

why did i not take a persona for the net

unborn spruce
small comet
#

why is my persona just me being real and garbage

unborn spruce
#

So yes.

oak gyro
#

The age thing is simply hiding my age because I'm uncomfortable sharing that information.

ripe tendon
#

cause you're an old soul like me Tony

barren pewter
#

Doge = some stupid dead meme that isn't the stupid me on the verge of killing itself

ripe tendon
#

we are who we are

small comet
#

i could have been such a cool persona tho

ripe tendon
#

maybe for a time

small comet
#

now im just a guy with more than a midlife crysis

fading spade
ripe tendon
#

the real us leaks out eventually

unborn spruce
#

I feel like I’m the weird one here. Everyone else invents a persona.

barren pewter
#

nope, this is literally me but without the name, face, voice and other fun stuff I'd rather not mention attached

small comet
#

bruh i just told u i dont have one aeon

barren pewter
#

because I really don't like sharing those things

small comet
#

are u even reading

ripe tendon
#

the people you regularly communicate with seem to have a persona

unborn spruce
#

Everyone but Tony, fine.

ripe tendon
#

therefore everybody does I guess

oak gyro
#

This is me without the name, voice, face, city, age or any of that attached.

unborn spruce
small comet
#

im dancer

barren pewter
ripe tendon
#

damn I must be something that involved groupies psychos cocaine and crazy then 😬

unborn spruce
#

@oak gyro Open Uber eats and buy a Halal Snack Pack.

#

You’ll love it.

barren pewter
#

pretty sure HSPs do not exist here in canuckistan

#

buy some dim sum instead

unborn spruce
#

@barren pewter Lies.

oak gyro
#

Just so everyone knows as well if I ever go to a Wootup I will not be saying who I am or I'll just claim to be someone random in the Discord because I can.

ripe tendon
#

Makes you really want to think and stop

barren pewter
#

I simply wasn't planning on going to any wootups

unborn spruce
#

You’ll be the one mute person there. THONK

barren pewter
#

unless they have one in Canada

oak gyro
small comet
#

the point is to meet the plebs behind the online pfp

unborn spruce
#

That is not a hard conclusion to make.

barren pewter
#

I ain't flying to the Nederlands for a simple meetup

oak gyro
ripe tendon
#

I can't wait to get back to the Netherlands, my old stomping grounds

unborn spruce
barren pewter
#

no

small comet
unborn spruce
#

Damn.

oak gyro
#

🍚

small comet
#

u the one missing out

oak gyro
#

You get a rice bowl.

unborn spruce
#

Good enough.

#

Rice good.

ripe tendon
#

fucking quinn and his fancy food and wife and shit

small comet
#

ya

orchid prism
barren pewter
#

ladies, ladies

small comet
#

but he said foods on him if wootup happens again

#

so

#

im up to travel

unborn spruce
barren pewter
#

wife and shit in one sentence

unborn spruce
#

(This is why grammar is important)

oak gyro
barren pewter
#

you know what I'm eluding to, and that is fucking disgusting

ripe tendon
small comet
#

id reconsider

unborn spruce
#

Probably.

oak gyro
ripe tendon
#

I say it as a person who knows that everybody reading that understood it

unborn spruce
small comet
unborn spruce
#

Bad jokes are the best kinds.

oak gyro
unborn spruce
#

A good joke makes you cringe.

barren pewter
small comet
#

on your cost

barren pewter
#

eat a politician

small comet
#

as if fymrin would pay

#

lol

oak gyro
#

There's many many things I want to do in Europe.

unborn spruce
#

I have a solution.

oak gyro
#

It would be amazing.

small comet
#

so

unborn spruce
#

Mine on 2 graphics cards for a year and you can go once a year.

barren pewter
#

I'd like to hunt reindeer in sweden if I can as well

small comet
#

i just hire PIs on every mute at the wootup

unborn spruce
#

Give or take.

small comet
#

and figure out who you are

#

ok

ripe tendon
#

I'd like to learn Thai for...a thing

small comet
#

calders wife?

barren pewter
#

private investigators

small comet
#

personal investigators

ripe tendon
#

wow Tony

oak gyro
#

Oh, good luck.

barren pewter
#

yeah, those are expensive

small comet
#

are they tho

#

only need em for a day

unborn spruce
#

Lmao yes.

small comet
#

cause fymrin will be the only one staying longer

unborn spruce
#

PIs in general are insanely expensive.

oak gyro
#

Not only that but if Doge and I went we simply make sure we don't bring anything related to our personas along and it's fine.

barren pewter
#

👍

small comet
#

anyone can tell doge apart