dual monitors smh... quad monitor life
#๐ฎโgame
tender sequoia
ornate cedar
Im just vibin with 3
tender sequoia
as one is not connected due to only 4 slots on gpu and have vr plugged in
fading spade
my gpu has hdmi, display port and vga
ornate cedar
No more displayports left on the graphics card to use, I refuse to use the HDMI port. So either need an other graphics card or be content with my choice of principles
fading spade
why no hdmi?
ornate cedar
Because it isnt DP
and looks too much like it
and bends my dp cables
I refuse to blame my carelessness
fading spade
So... you hate HDMI due to you being careless and not taking enough time to notice the difference in port shape
Got it
ornate cedar
Also it lacks a latch to keep the thing connected
And the fee/royalties to use HDMI can be a reason. Manufacturers side
fading spade
the DP latch frustraes me cause I can barely get enough room to remove my one from the back of the monitor
ornate cedar
You press the thing
and pull
Also if you have little room in the back you might want to use one of those 90 degrees connectors.
fading spade
Is the eShop on the Switch laggy af for everyone or just me?
ornate cedar
I got one for hdmi from the chinese market at 60 cents
ornate cedar
Is the eShop on the Switch laggy af for everyone or just me?
define "laggy af"
ornate cedar
Mr leaker
fading spade
oo Crysis Remastered is on the Switch
BUt CaN It RuN CrySiS?
ornate cedar
You are so hyperactive with leaking you repost them thrice
ornate cedar
I only need two buttons, Ctrl + C and Ctrl + V.
barren pewter
oo Crysis Remastered is on the Switch
BUt CaN It RuN CrySiS?
the answer is clearly yes...but not well
ornate cedar
That is provable lie, sir
barren pewter
vexx
ornate cedar
One cannot type so fast
fading spade
the left joycon has full battery but the right has just over half.... is that normal?!
barren pewter
you're driving me insane
barren pewter
vexxsie
feral ferry
Choke on a green fat fruit
barren pewter
Suck on a cucumber Doge
I hate those
never let them into my house
as well as chicken
feral ferry
Which is more the reason for you to do so
barren pewter
chicken bad
orchid prism
Paradox wants their moneys worth ๐
barren pewter
ah yes
the talking stick
basically the loicense to tolk
which vexxsie don't have
orchid prism
slim token
this guy having an epiphany
feral ferry
Game talk is mine during E3
For I am the game master
And I do nothing with my life other than learn about games 
Anyhow, E3's half done anyways
What's the next show, TGS?
Yeah TGS 2021 Sep 30th
EA has something July 22nd I think, but who cares about EA
barren pewter
jesus fucking christ on a merry-go-round after 735 beers
vexx
calm your tits, m8
barren pewter
Well this show is pretty shit so far
other than stalker 2, yep
feral ferry
calm your tits, m8
Jesus I can't even banter with you
tough jay
About as shit as your average e3 show
I miss the old days of shitting on all the announcements with a group on irc
feral ferry
Ehh there was a time when E3 was genuinely exciting
barren pewter
Jesus I can't even banter with you <:lul:576475280303063096>
there's banter
feral ferry
Nowadays games in general deteriorated
barren pewter
and there's completely losing it
tough jay
We had so much fun laughing about wii music back in the day.
barren pewter
that was the latter my d00d
feral ferry
Too many games as a service and blatant cashgrabs in the industry
tough jay
Personally I found E3 was always mostly shit.
feral ferry
that was the latter my d00d
Yeah keep thinking that and shove a cucumber up your sensitive ass
bleak pike
How is killing floor 2 still going
barren pewter
Yeah keep thinking that and shove a cucumber up your sensitive ass
that's kinda hot, actually
feral ferry
Tbh is there really an event that isn't boring?
feral ferry
Doge I'll calm down when you stop talking
But yeah the one show that might still be good this E3 is Nintendo
Like Nintendo always has actually good presentations
I bloody hate the company, but they have talent
tough jay
For me all the hype simply went away as I got older and as announcements got more spread out.
I don't think E3 itself really got much worse vs early wii / ps3 / x360 era
It's more boring and streamlined but in the past it could be hilariously bad at times.
young hill
feral ferry
Nah he uses Lana and his fleshlight interchangeably
One on odd and other on even days
young hill
Does he notice a difference ๐ค
feral ferry
So do the maths which one has the misadventure of being used on Halloween
young hill
Nice they went all in though
barren pewter
and I'll put it next to my old Coca Cola mini fridge
young hill
I like what Microsoft has become
barren pewter
if I can find it again
barren pewter
So do the maths which one has the misadventure of being used on Halloween
*...good fortune of being used...
ornate cedar
Too many games as a service and blatant cashgrabs in the industry
That is how private businesses are designed to work
young hill
That is how a service model works
And a crappy one
Could be worse
Imagine if all games became like warcraft
barren pewter
๐คฎ
young hill
A subscription but even on PC
barren pewter
I'd quit gaming entirely and start smoking as a hobby instead
young hill
XD
keen urchin
Gabe? Lel
fringe salmon
hope gaben announces artifiact 2
keen urchin
Next Fest 
young hill
I'd quit gaming entirely and start smoking as a hobby instead
Good thing windows Games with Live got butchered
barren pewter
just kidding about the smoking bit
that's fucking expensive AF, makes buying a keycult every year reasonable
young hill
They could do like $1 per month, some good in that but at the end of the day you own nothing
feral ferry
hope gaben announces artifiact 2
Tbh Artifact 2 is already a thing
That was the codename for Artifact rework
Which is already live and actually made the game better
Too bad the game's still basically dead
keen urchin
God that glove
slim token
what bout it
keen urchin
Gamer glove that promises to reduce your reaction times
keen urchin
Apparently it's a HID that captures nerve signals
fading spade
IM A MORON .-.
I forgot the Switch has a physical power button for a long while there
fading spade
Can the joycons gets recharged when the switch is powered off?
when the Switch is docked only it seems
hmm, I will charge them tomorrow, I cant leave the dock powered anyway cause I am out of extension cable sockets so I need to plug my lamp into the one the dock is in rn
bleak pike
they showed so many codes
fading spade
So uh....
Nintendo is allowing more ..... Less kid friendly...titles into the store??
ornate cedar
They were comfortable making Mario a fake doctor
fading spade
Why must I buy Nintendo online to play the nes games??!!
fading spade
Hold up.....
According to this, the Switch should be able to connect to 5GHz wifi
But it couldn't see mine so I had to switch it to 2.4
ornate cedar
5.0GHz has shorter range
fading spade
My phone was right next to it
ornate cedar
Good reception?
fading spade
It's got full reception currently on 2.4GHz wifi
And my phone is roughly the same distance away
ornate cedar
2.4GHz goes further than 5.0 and better through walls
The 5.0 could be too low for nintendos standard
and thus plainly refuses to allow you to select it
fading spade
The usual rule of thumb is 2.4GHz wifi has better range, but the Switch does so poorly with 2.4GHz wifi it turns out 5Ghz is better in almost every case.
ornate cedar
Hmm. Your network could have a different encryption method than the switch can work with
fading spade
If that was the case it wouldn't connect to 2.4 either
fading spade
Hmm. Your network could have a different encryption method than the switch can w...
Oh....
Apparently it is the encryption method?!
Lower channel?
ornate cedar
Channel is only relevant when you have other networks around you. As they might conflict with you
most routers automatically choose one with least interferrence
fading spade
My router is my phone until September xd
barren pewter
@feral ferry
just watched the entire stalker 2 E3 video
the visuals alone
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
so pumped
also
that gauss rifle ๐
ripe tendon
google the lyrics?
kinda sounds like melanie martinez but can't imagine she's relevant anymore
unborn spruce
Open google;
Lyrics โlyrics hereโ
Search.
unborn spruce
๐ Cannot begin to tell you how much the lyric search function has helped me.
Best google feature.
ornate cedar
Aight, hacking it is
fallow bronze
Oh....
Apparently it is the encryption method?!
I had to set the Hotspot on my phone to use 5ghz instead of 2.4
It's one or the other
fading spade
It seems to fix it I need to change channel which I doubt I can do on hotspot
feral ferry
fading spade
Yep ;-; Cant get my Switch on 5GHz wifi
fallow bronze
is your phone's hotspot on 5ghz?
fading spade
Not rn, Ive switched back to 2.4 so the Switch can connect
fallow bronze
fading spade
huh?
fallow bronze
prefer 5Ghz is an option in my hotspot options
fading spade
prefer 5Ghz is an option in my hotspot options
I can also make my hotspot 5GHz
fallow bronze
ok
fading spade
its been on 5 since I gt this phone
fallow bronze
and switch wont connect to that eh
fading spade
Had to swap back to 2.4 cause Switch cant connect ;-;
fallow bronze
nintendo being nintendont i guess
small comet
nintendo doing shit wifi ever since they had wifi in consoles
also dont put unicode symbols into ur wifi ssid
can really fuck up the console
unborn spruce
Nintendo! Not dealing with slightly weird shit in an acceptable way since 2004. Must put a spin on everything.
fading spade
idk how 5GHz is weird shit
fading spade
Maybe it cant connect purely cause this is a hotspot, it seems to work fine on regular wifi if you have a router
unborn spruce
Thatโs probably why.
novel umbra
Nintendo lives in 2007. :P
2013 hardware 
fading spade
Despite the hardware, the games looks crisp
At least the official Nintendo ones, I havent played third party ones yet
unborn spruce
On the 720p display...?
fading spade
and my monitor
unborn spruce
Ah.
fading spade
The built in screen is pretty decent, ffs Callum thinking its shit
unborn spruce
I mean...
720p, not QLED/OLED/other, kinda trash response time, brightness, and refresh rate...
unborn spruce
Maybe for the price itโs good, but comparing it to quite literally anything else on the market...?
60fps is mediocre at best these days.
Shit, for 200 AUD you can have a 120Hz display.
novel umbra
Despite the hardware, the games looks crisp
At least the official Nintendo ones,...
Just no
fading spade
Just yes...
fringe salmon
have we confirmed the same definition of "looking crisp" is used 
fringe salmon
my gamecube games also still look good, but by no means crisp or how they should look if it was hardware from recent years
fading spade
marioKart is definetly 1080p60
novel umbra
On hardware that was just able to get hl2 run on 1080p60fps
novel umbra
marioKart is definetly 1080p60
With barely any textures to speak of
fallow bronze
that said, the colonists is coming to the switch.
weak cypress
Also Angels with Scaly Wings.
unborn spruce
Iโll be real with you, @fading spade, as much as I love the switch it looks utterly awful as a display.
Iโd have expected it from a device from the early 2000s.
But itโs 2021 now.
Just... no.
No, it doesnโt look crisp by recent definition.
fallow bronze
tbh, im still quite happy with my shiled tablet screen. its quite decent.
fading spade
Shiled?
fading spade
Ahhh
fading spade
a โฌ60 handheld that plays the OG Super Mario Bros..... This is neat
but quite a lot of money
fading spade
When the store says "Pro controller" under the "Supported Controllers" list, does that mean it only works for the pro controller?!
wait no, the supported play modes shows the joycons too
fading spade
To buy Crisis or not....
ornate cedar
barren pewter
don't have the cyberpunk on PS4 experience
fading spade
im looking at gameplay on the switch and it seems slid enough
but idk if that is showing handheld mode
barren pewter
im looking at gameplay on the switch and it seems slid enough
probably 720p low at 30fps
and people asked if cyberpunk would be on the switch
bruh
ornate cedar
PepeLaugh HE LACKS CRITICAL INFORMATION
fading spade
It manages to out perform the xbox 360 and PS3 versions of the game
barren pewter
> It manages to out perform the xbox 360 and PS3 versions of the game
meaning more than 24fps at the lowest possible settings
ornate cedar
its 720@30fps
fading spade
Even if I get it on PC, I cant do ray tracing anyway LEL so yeah
but that can run at 60FPS
and 1080P
barren pewter
Even if I get it on PC, I cant do ray tracing anyway LEL so yeah
better experience on PC
just overall
trim rock
Gotta have that high quality SVOGI
barren pewter
I couldn't stand watching cyberpunk on Xbox one
shit's insane
FPS lower than room temp, resolution straight out of 2012
the texture pop in is also nuts
fading spade
Can it continue downloading in sleep mode if docked?
small comet
yes
fading spade
oo good good
small comet
only the official eshop and horizon os tho
fading spade
I assume Horizon OS is the modded one
ornate cedar
In a way, yea
fading spade
the speaker buzzing fully stopped :D
ornate cedar
fading spade
oohhh
small comet
the cfw is called atmosphere
which has several parts like stratosphere, mesosphere and exosphere for different subsystems and handlers
fading spade
oh :P
ornate cedar
Why use a search engine when you can ask on a messaging application without context 
small comet
?
fading spade
There is context
barren pewter
Why use a search engine when you can ask on a messaging application without cont...
why do my balls shrink?
*when cold
small comet
cause ur body heat is greater than the outside heat so they retract to keep up temp for le sperm prod
ornate cedar
why do my balls shrink?
Because a^2 + b^2 = c^2
barren pewter
cause ur body heat is greater than the outside heat so they retract to keep up t...
I know
small comet
its also how u can tell if u have a fever or not or smth
barren pewter
I was just making a funny
fading spade
O.o They are remastering ALL the Crysis games
ornate cedar
You can have a core temp of 41 and feel undercooled
ornate cedar
Who cares about that old benchmark
fading spade
Is the remaster the same game with better graphics or is it totally different like what happened with Modern Warfare?
ornate cedar
fading spade
I know what remastered means .-.
I think Modern Warfare was the exception
cause thats a whole new game with the same name as the OG one
small comet
You can have a core temp of 41 and feel undercooled <:dogekek:846285268289323069...
thats called being sick
fringe salmon
MW was not an exception since it wasn't a remaster
fading spade
ornate cedar
It cant be a exception as it would then fall under different categories
Marketing does not always speak the truth you know
fringe salmon
fading spade
yeh but the OG Modern Warfare aslso has the same namem duh it came first
ornate cedar
Heh?
fringe salmon
yes and it was not a remaster
thus it cant have been an exception to what a remaster is
fading spade
the new one is a totally different game that isnt just the same one with better graphics
fringe salmon
yes
ornate cedar
So marketing did lie
fading spade
they called it a remaster, but its not
ornate cedar
how unexpected
fringe salmon
but it's not called a remaster 
fading spade
it is
fringe salmon
yes and the remastered version is the same as any remastered version
ornate cedar
fading spade
oh, they made two games called the same thing with remastered in the name of one of them even though the game with that name alkready existed from 2007
got it
fringe salmon
yes, the remaster is a remaster the other not
ornate cedar
Welcome to consoles
barren pewter
why must pay?!
seems standard for all consoles
small comet
see
barren pewter
just to play online
small comet
nintendo is cheap
fading spade
they are cheap cause they dont have dedicated multiplayer servers
ornate cedar
And they dont even host the multiplayer themselves just allow it to happen
small comet
especially if u have a few others u know u could just get family for a year for 35bucks which allows 5 people
barren pewter
I've literally spent more on xbox live gold than on my actual Xbox
fading spade
o
barren pewter
fading spade
I spent 110 on two games so far
small comet
they are cheap cause they dont have dedicated multiplayer servers
u realize that u still get free shit for it right
fading spade
so yeah...
small comet
and discounts
fading spade
o?
small comet
like first u get some retro games
ornate cedar
Understanding the Razor-Razorblade Model
If you've ever purchased razors and their matching replacement blades, you know this business method well. The razor handles are practically free, but the replacement blades are expensive. King Camp Gillette, who invented the disposable safety razor and founded the company that bears his name, popularized this strategy in the early 1900s. Today, Gillette (and its parent Procter & Gamble) employs the strategy to great profit.
small comet
then u also get some dlc which are exclusive and free
amd sometimes u get discounts
idk if switch online really is the whole razor shit
ornate cedar
Consoles like xbox and ps are
barren pewter
tbh, I did get that value back from my Xbox live gold in games, so it wasn't all bad
small comet
for example warframe doesnt use nintendos online and uses their dedicated network
so u can download and play warframe without paying monthly/yearly
ornate cedar
Thats better than microsoft and sony are offering
small comet
i mean for the new xbox thing its a bit different
cause gamepass is win10 and xbox
so its kinda weird
young crow
game pass ultimate is win10 and xbox
feral ferry
Tons of Elden Ring info
Transcript:
six major areas that function as distinct dungeons, ruled by demigod characters (you don't have to follow an order)
hub confirmed
catacombs, castles, fortresses, mini dungeons etc.
confident that Elden Ring will arrive on its release date
character creator
multiple endings
much higher degree of freedom than before
optional bosses
Battle arts from DS3 return but are not fixed to a weapon (~100 techniques)
Spirits can be collected and equipped apparently (summons)
different types of spirits (use them for assaults, as decoy, for defense etc)
Spirits can be improved apparently
There are also rather useless spirits with other traits
multiplayer support during exploration on the open fields (but you are not able to ride your horses in multiplayer apparently)
ER is more "manageable" due to the many different options the player has but there are still many tough enemies
fall damage is low to keep explorers motivated
there is a world map
the actual dungeons do not have a map
crafting system with materials
Miyazaki guesses playtime is maybe at 30 hours "without too many side trips"
asynchrous multiplayer elements return; you can apparently set up groups (with friends for example) and give their messages/dead bodies etc. higher priority (keyword system, no limit on group size)
fading spade
Inkling girl is adorable ๐ฅบ
feral ferry
tough jay
I very much enjoyed the first game, however knowing Piranha Bytes it is still very much hit and miss.
The Risen trilogy also got progressively worse.
bleak pike
is it just me or are ro cket launchers in bl3 baddd
fringe salmon
generally yes aside from a couple legendary ones
bleak pike
cant wait for xcloud to be on pc
and then i can start playing Gears of War
Same with IPad
itll be on there soon
barren pewter
๐
the dislike ratio for the take 2 interactive keynote should be a sign for the game companies
E3 is for games, not bullshit
barren pewter
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
all I know is that you piss a lot of people off when you lecture gamers during E3 instead of any% speedrunning game announcements like any other company out there
ornate cedar
Just like the religious leaders told us hundreds of years ago to not mix capitalism with religion.
barren pewter
heh
pretty much that tbh
rainbow capitalism
all it does is piss off every party involved
and make the corp in question look like shit
seriously, you're sucking up to a community that couldn't care less what you do
corps just need to not do shit that blatantly offends and they'll be fine
take 2, you done fucked up good
pissed off your market, and failed to capture a new one
unborn spruce
^
That's why Valve is so effective, they shut the fuck up and sell games.
No statements on ANYTHING that aren't games.
barren pewter
Aeon, I'm Bi, and I'm offended by the shit take 2 pulled
E3 is for games and games alone
you talk about games or you fuck off
๐
unborn spruce
I don't even know what they pulled, take2 warrents so little care from me that I don't even tune in.
young hill
Do not forget about "diversity"
unborn spruce
When was the last time Take2 did something I should care about...?
barren pewter
When was the last time Take2 did something I should care about...?
when was GTA V released...
2013
thereabouts
unborn spruce
I didn't care about that either.
unborn spruce
Didn't play it heaps.
Idk, random shooty bangs and fucking about don't amuse me.
Story ain't bad.
But the game? Nothing in replay value.
barren pewter
yep
same with GTA V
online mode is really just a grindfest
still, some of the content added is great
young hill
online mode is really just a grindfest
Not a big deal, but the content is not that great cayo perico honestly sucks ass
barren pewter
like the doomsday and diamond casino heists
young hill
Make grinding suck
barren pewter
Not a big deal, but the content is not that great cayo perico honestly sucks ass
cayo just happens to make several million an hour
unborn spruce
Literally hack in money.
barren pewter
making it the best money making method atm
unborn spruce
Makes all of the content useless.
young hill
cayo just happens to make several million an hour
Sure but what you gonna spend it all once you got the stuff you wanted
barren pewter
and have 10 million in the bank for new content
barren pewter
Sure but what you gonna spend it all once you got the stuff you wanted
idk, run it with randoms and give them good cuts?
finally complete criminal mastermind challenges?
young hill
I mean that considers people being generous and I would that is very unlikely people are sleezeballs
On GTA online
young hill
I've love to do that but I can't get a good crew to do it
I can take part of it if you like
barren pewter
:D
unborn spruce
Imagine playing GTA5 instead of grinding away in Runescape.
Trust me, Runescape is very much a good time waste.
barren pewter
gonna wait till take 2 says the inevitable
barren pewter
either because they realized people will make a stink about it, or because people make a stink about it
unborn spruce
Just go do Seren Stones until 120 mining, it only takes 5 weeks.
Very good time investment.
๐
young hill
gonna wait till take 2 says the inevitable
If they do not cancel take two before that ๐คฃ
unborn spruce
Ikr.
young hill
People were yelling that in chat I heard
unborn spruce
sigh
barren pewter
makes cumming on your female coworker's desk look tame
unborn spruce
Fucking lmao
young hill
Wdf xD
unborn spruce
Aussieland had that once.
young hill
Game talk to this.. xD
barren pewter
(Aeon, that aussie values vid is just... )
unborn spruce
But really, what exactly did Take2 actually do?
I don't actually know.
Didn't watch.
barren pewter
But really, what exactly did Take2 actually do?
lecture gamers about how important diversity is
๐
unborn spruce
...
barren pewter
during E3
barren pewter
when they have so much to announce
unborn spruce
Wrong time.
barren pewter
Wrong time.
THIS
unborn spruce
Like sure, fair point and all that.
young hill
Australian values set a low bar
unborn spruce
But during E3...?
ornate cedar
It was a fuck fest
barren pewter
Australian values set a low bar
Australian values ๐
unborn spruce
Aussie values are both great and awful.
ornate cedar
Nobody in chat gave a shit and became mad there was no content
unborn spruce
I say mostly great, because we get any free medical once.
If I break my legs Medicare is free once and will pay for my entire round trip until I can walk again.
unborn spruce
ANY bad injury.
barren pewter
oooo
barren pewter
we got something similar here
unborn spruce
But only once for completely free.
barren pewter
but anything
unborn spruce
Otherwise theyโll help with anything.
barren pewter
dental is completely on your own tho
barren pewter
But only once for completely free.
and you pay a reduced rate otherwise?
unborn spruce
Yep.
Theyโll also cover stuff like ambulance rides.
So if you fuck up and have to visit the ER the ambulance will grab you for free. Itโs very pog.
barren pewter
๐
unborn spruce
They wonโt cover much else, though. You still pay for your hospital bed, any meds and surgery, etc.
unborn spruce
Yep.
barren pewter
getting drunk on the job?
banging in the prayer room?
holy fuck, this is a job for me
anyway
it is time for me to eat some halva and get some rest
ornate cedar
Im going to declare war on the gauls and commit mass murder as the Romans
barren pewter
Im going to declare war on the gauls and commit mass murder as the Romans
please do
ornate cedar
Also need to move a litttle more up to also get those franks
ornate cedar
Like it should be
ornate cedar
Fucking gauls.
Forced them into a ceasefire agreement. Next turn a spy from them tried to kill my head of state. Then came to demand 1000 denaris. My counter offer was 6 of their 9 provinces, 1000 denaris per turn for 10 turns, map info and having to declare war on the germanic tribes.
My offer was a trade agreement
Well, my generals need some training and the gauls are very weak from what my diplomats could peek at
Rapid expentionism inbound
bleak pike
I finished Borderlands 3! Finally, or well the campaign!
unborn spruce
I finished Borderlands 3! Finally, or well the campaign!
What'd you think of the story?
bleak pike
Compared to 2 poo and the ending was a bit bleh
feral ferry
https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2021/06/todd-howard-is-finally-ready-to-share-some-starfield-details/
Whatever Nintendo is planning
They are going to blow everyone away
Actually
unborn spruce
Hope it's OLED 1080p Switch.
feral ferry
@unborn spruce isn't Nintendo openly traded? Just buy their stocks rn
And sell in a few days
unborn spruce
Probably not an awful idea.
feral ferry
Highly likely their stock price will go up quite a bit
unborn spruce
Mmmmmm, not too expensive, either.
feral ferry
keen urchin
I finished Borderlands 3! Finally, or well the campaign!
How's gameplay vs BL2?
fallow bronze
can it be worse than Borderlands 2? :p
ornate cedar
No
fringe salmon
LOLOL
novel umbra
I take that as a 99%
fringe salmon
no clue, would be funny though
feral ferry
European game company?
I wouldn't be surprised if it's CD Projekt after all of the shit they have done recently
novel umbra
european AAA company
fringe salmon
they only do their own things and a year before W3 launch there was no way they even had the capacity
- I doubt the cdpr managers are doing anything less than crack
feral ferry
they only do their own things and a year before W3 launch there was no way they ...
Uhh
I think you forgot
CDPR back in like 2019/2020 literally said in an earnings call
"We are working on two AAA titles set to launch by 2022"
Separate project from Cyberpunk multiplayer
fringe salmon
yes I did forget about that but I dont get the connection here?
this incident happened in 2014
feral ferry
this incident happened in 2014
That date was not mentioned once anywhere
fringe salmon
yes not in the article directly, but even without it it should've been obvious that a game of such scope, launching in 2022, had to be in planning way before 2019 ๐
feral ferry
Well for an autobiography that was published in 2020, and the fact that "searching for developer took 4 years"
Dunno if Crytek would fall that much
Techland? They've been busy with shit
barren pewter
yes not in the article directly, but even without it it should've been obvious t...
nah, you can patch a 20 year old engine to function as a multiplayer framework and create a game with great visuals, story and gameplay that runs great at launch in a few years /s
fringe salmon
how could I forget
feral ferry
Where would you even find coke in Germany
barren pewter
Where would you even find coke in Germany
the store
fringe salmon
are you serious
barren pewter
most would probably have coca cola
that is actually among the best questions I've ever seen
ornate cedar
In the sea containers
feral ferry
Nah but like, I find it hard to believe Crytek would actually do something like that
fringe salmon
you clearly haven't heard the stories of the boss coming in with his new Ferrari while the workers were waiting on 6 months of payment then
feral ferry
Nop
barren pewter
you clearly haven't heard the stories of the boss coming in with his new Ferrari...
wait
that ain't real
is it?
ornate cedar
I can make it real if you pay up
ornate cedar
Just like the diplomacy with the gauls are
?
fringe salmon
barren pewter
https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/5wzlf2/crytek_employee_here_havent_bee...
what in the actual fuck
ornate cedar
Took two provinces, decimated their bloodline killing 5 generals(with an army of around 1000 men each). With just 1 legion of 1000 men. and their seizefire proposal is for me to return those 2 provinces and repay them a lot of money per turn
Counter offer to them for seize fire was them paying tribute instead, map info and declaring war with another superpower
Killed their king the next turn anyway as they spied on the capital the next move.
Now i just recruited a new legion of 5000 men to overwhelm anything they have left
Mercenary army pog
feral ferry
Well shit, and at some point I was interested in working at Crytek
fringe salmon
ceo isn't the same guy anymore
unborn spruce
Now i just recruited a new legion of 5000 men to overwhelm anything they have le...
All you need is a few thousand landcruisers and hiluxes.
tough jay
Also reading the reddit thread it does seem like Crytek does pay well, when they pay.
barren pewter
All you need is a few thousand landcruisers and hiluxes. <:lul:57647528030306309...
and some chads with milsurp AKs
oh
unborn spruce
๐
barren pewter
and <domain_not_found> air support
unborn spruce
Lmao
barren pewter
seriously
ornate cedar
Me and the boys going to murder some barbarians
barren pewter
error message whenever I think of the modern day franks
because they aren't there
it's all spanish
ornate cedar
The map of legitimisation
barren pewter
partition of france but what context?
what is..."france"?
ornate cedar
what is..."france"?
He means the barabaric war tribe called the franks
barren pewter
๐คฎ
conquered people
currently occupied by the germanic peoples, the english, irish, and the spanish
I mean...look at the map
their old territories are firmly in larger power's control
ornate cedar
The franks were originally from germany
Bavarians, frisians and whatever lifeforms existed back then
tough jay
Dutch is the only frankish language that is still spoken, besides Afrikaans.
afrkaans really doesn't count as it's an offshoot from dutch.
ornate cedar
In the end its all ofshoots of some few roots
unborn spruce
God... please not France or Canada...
โHello sir, where am I?โ
QUEBEC, EH?!?
ornate cedar
You either have Romanic languages(Spanish, latin, etc) or Germanic.
Having a huge empire spanning thousands of years does that kind of thing
barren pewter
God... please not France or Canada...
โHello sir, where am I?โ
**QUEBEC, EH?!?**
that...is quite literally the worst thing that can happen
ornate cedar
Heart.exe has been uninstalled
feral ferry
@barren pewter
I just realized
Starfield releases late 2022
So basically near 2023
TES6 goes into full production
At best we see it 2026
And maybe release in 2027/2028
feral ferry
So a new Fallout literally will release like 2033
ornate cedar
But maybe they can just rerelease skyrim again
feral ferry
2033 is like near 20 years since the last mainline Fallout entry
That's kinda scary
Fallout soon to be forgotten
feral ferry
That's why I said near
But yeah we ain't seeing a new Fallout till 2030
I super doubt we will
TES6 will take a long ass time to develop judging by the scale they are teasing
barren pewter
But yeah we ain't seeing a new Fallout till 2030
I'll wait till then
and if it's truly good when it launches, I'll play the fuck out of it
barren pewter
What if Fallout 2030 actually sucks though
I'll get incredibly depressed
even more than normal
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
shit happens
feral ferry
Tbh I'm far more happy to actually get a space game from Bethesda + a new Elder Scrolls straight after that
barren pewter
I have one small thing to point out
the reason Ubi can pump out lots of games is because they have a shitload of studios
bethsoft has a few
so that timeline of yours makes...not that much sense
I'm sure I'll see a new fallout in 2030 at the latest
feral ferry
What does Bethesda Austin even do
barren pewter
I know
but...they can make multiple games at once
and to not provide a game in a franchise for over a decade is...
well shit
a good measure of that fanbase would have given up on it by then
feral ferry
Tbh when TES6 goes into production
Are we even guaranteed they'll make a new Fallout
They might just make a Starfield 2
barren pewter
Are we even guaranteed they'll make a new Fallout
I'd hope so, fallout 4 pulled in more than 750 million USD iirc, seems worthwhile
feral ferry
Austin can start working on pre-production of a new Fallout
But more likely is that
Since Beth is now owned by Microsoft
Fallout IP will be shifted to other studios
barren pewter
hopefully that means obsidian makes another fallout
feral ferry
Like don't they own the OG devs and Obsidian?
Was it InXile that made the first one?
barren pewter
Like don't they own the OG devs and Obsidian?
Obsidian IS THE OG devs
barren pewter
Obsidian is mostly og black isle devs
feral ferry
Interplay made 1&2
barren pewter
the people who made 1 and 2
feral ferry
Doesn't mean that Interplay can't make a new Fallout
feral ferry
Obsidian is packed of projects
barren pewter
only Obsidian really managed to capture both
ornate cedar
Obsidian is too good and makes them feel incompetent
barren pewter
Obsidian is too good and makes them feel incompetent
made a better game than anything bethsoft made for the fallout franchise in less time than them
barren pewter
yep
but they're part of a huge company now
it would take something outright insane to take them down
feral ferry
Like.. Microsoft?
Mojang became trash
Matter of time before Obsidian goes down the shithole
barren pewter
I just hope they get an opportunity to return to their roots before then
most of the original devs there cut their teeth on icewind dale, baldur's gate and fallout 1 and 2
it's not too much to hope they make one more fallout game before that...no?
small comet
Mojang became trash
nit really mircosoft making it trash
the studio is still largely doing its own thing
the issue is that notch isnt there for hist creative guidance
and apparently someone else has other ideas for how the game should be going into the future
barren pewter
no
just
no
bad idea
minecraft is Notch's baby, and he should be providing guidance on how to move forward with his vision of the game
unborn spruce
Was just asleep but apparently I got woken up by that comment.
Mojang is stupid because A: Microsoft, and B: Management.
It doesnโt help that Notch created Minecraft and now youโre trying to finish a painting without the original artist.
barren pewter
Was just asleep but apparently I got woken up by that comment.
Mojang is stupid...
heya aeon, how did you sleep?
unborn spruce
For about 20 minutes.
barren pewter
noice
unborn spruce
Back to sleep, I was awake for 3 minutes as of now.
feral ferry
Fuck is Notch doing anymore
Dangit Marcus, you came up with the baby of your life, and you ruined him
What a horrible Persson you are
orchid prism
He's living the life he always wanted. Doing whatever the hell he wants without having a horde of whiny children demanding MOAR MEINCRAFT
Hell just look at the cancelled "sequel" to Minecraft. Far too complex for kids to wrap their head around.
feral ferry
Just cause he called Zoe Quinn a cunt
slim token
as long as they add more passive mobs to massacre, all is well
feral ferry
I need him back in video game development
weak cypress
Kazuya.
weak cypress
"choices matter", except not really.
barren pewter
"choices matter", except not really.
save-scummers know that's not how it works
bleak pike
They kinda do xD
barren pewter
fringe salmon
"choices matter", except not really.
-the telltale special โข
weak cypress
Choices mattered in Shadow the Hedgehog, they do not in LiS.
weak cypress
Yea, but you never have a choice to leave the state or some such.
fringe salmon
yeah its not as irrelevant as in telltale games but still a bit overhyped imo
bleak pike
I mean
I wouldn't say its iconic or like godly or anything but I really enjoyed it.
I didn't even know it was overhyped
weak cypress
It's literally the tagline.
slim token
return to monke ball
weak cypress
Mario Party DLC?
bleak pike
Ye lol
bleak pike
The whole snapping the fingers is kinda cringy after the first time xD
weak cypress
So a sequel to fusion?
slim token
i find it snappy
bleak pike
I wish i could understand how people like these games
slim token
prob didn't make it past the entrance in hollow knight
bleak pike
Mario golf looks fun
weak cypress
A new Wario Ware at last.
slim token
waiting for wii 2
fringe salmon
nintendo really out here having the best E3 show
weak cypress
Well, they're doing BotW2 now.
slim token
aether mod
fringe salmon
well, guess enough things out now that interrest me so I'll have to find some bot to get a switch pro on release whenever that happens lmao
keen urchin
Nope
bleak pike
Legit fell asleep on my ipad
fringe salmon
dont think nintendo is the type to announce something like a new console on a broadcast that isnt fully their own show
bleak pike
What's their next thing then
fringe salmon
slim token
master chief for smash
weak cypress
What's their next thing then
Games. Just games.
fringe salmon
no he meant whens the next nintendo direct or similar event
feral ferry
Nintendos E3 was ass
feral ferry
All we really got was a trailer for BoTW2
Other than that, nothing was really new
Other than that Wario and platformer game
But doubt people actually care for those 2
fringe salmon
keen urchin
Eh, considering it's mostly garbage for the Switch...
feral ferry
No
- New Fire Emblem game
- No news on Pokemon Legends: Arceus
- No new gameplay of Pokemon Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl
And most importantly, NO SWITCH PRO
weak cypress
It sounds like you went into it with expectations.
keen urchin
And most importantly, NO SWITCH PRO
It probably ain't ready yet
feral ferry
It's been worked on for a long ass time
Even their partners have access to it, to make accessories and such
Devkits have been sent out
Prolly mainly due to silicon shortage
fringe salmon
devkits doesnt really tell much, could be issues with assembly line for example
feral ferry
However
There is a pretty big indicator as to where Switch Pro went
BoTW2 was touted by somewhat reputable sources to be Switch Pro launch exclusive
If that thing went to 2022 release... then that's prolly where the new hardware is too
fringe salmon
ehhh I guess since its nintendo it could be the case
but holding back a new finished product for so long for that reason just costs money
keen urchin
I don't think it's finished yet
feral ferry
I'm fairly sure it's nearing completion
feral ferry
Nah go for twice that
feral ferry
Like the thing is
If it's not complete
Why are there official retailer listings
You can't "fake" a listing by official Nintendo store on Amazon or Best Buy
barren pewter
mate
very possible they're holding it back
until they can make a decent supply, have games to launch alongside it, etc.
feral ferry
I'll be guessing either the launch isn't ready yet
Accompanying launch titles are not finished
- silicon shortage so they are stacking up a large supply
Not to make another PS5 situation
feral ferry
I'll be guessing either the launch isn't ready yet
Or they just can't decide when to launch it
Cause it was supposed to be launched already
Been delayed multiple times now
Maybe cause E3 will get some backlash over being boring, they'll host some new event later in the summer to really blow things out of the water
barren pewter
that would be awesome
fringe salmon
you do realise this E3 from nintendo was a good show for most nintendo fans
feral ferry
That was boring as shit though
Even my nintendo fanboy gf is bored af
For some reason they forgot ACNH exists
No new content updates announced?
Eh I guess I like that Silent Hill ripoff game and the robot platformer
Shin Megami Tensei ain't too bad either
fringe salmon
new wario ware, new metroid, solid looking new mario games with golf and the second rabbits game
feral ferry
Well that was a lie
https://mobile.twitter.com/kyleblessing/status/1404494669862641667?s=21
"Break in case of actual boredom since we didn't announce anything for our main titles"
barren pewter
should have kept that hoodie in the box, smh
fringe salmon
if metroid, zelda and mario are not main nintendo titles for you, ok
barren pewter
hell, I want a wind waker remake
feral ferry
And I am thinking of like mainline Mario entries
Not some Wario, golf or pub golf or whatever
Like Mario Origami King
fringe salmon
yeah instead of one mainline you get 2 mario games and a wario ware
for zelda they showed the new content that's coming, botw2 snippers and skyward sword coming to switch
feral ferry
Eh I guess those titles have some of those titles
Skyward sword is nothing new, they literally showcased that before
Like half of what they showed is already known
I want some proper bangers from Nintendo, like fresh out of the oven trailers
Not old recycled ones
Microsoft still takes the crown for best presentation
barren pewter
I want some proper bangers from Nintendo, like fresh out of the oven trailers
like a new kirby platformer ๐
fringe salmon
yeah no shit if you look at a leaked list all day the releases don't suprise you ๐
feral ferry
yeah no shit if you look at a leaked list all day the releases don't suprise you...
Nintendo didn't get a leak list
feral ferry
So I came in fresh with hopes up, and still got disappointed
Rabbids got announced at Ubisofts E3
Like a lot of the show was actually wasted for third party titles that were already showcased these past few days
Like Just Dance, Rabbids one
Like if I was Nintendo, I'd ask the respective devs (in this case, Ubisoft) to just put the switch logo at the end of the trailer, and showcase that in their own conference
Meanwhile I will showcase my own first party shit at my conference
tough jay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NjCICl7dDo
Metroid Dread, now that is a title I have not heard about in a long time
tough jay
Overall nintendo's announcements seem better than expected:
Metroid dread
Remake of advance wars 1-2
The great ace attorney finally getting a western release.
fading spade
