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tough jay
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They have probably been spending the last 3 years fixing the bugs in the one line of code they wrote. That way they can safely let the community handle it when they do eventually make / release the game.

feral ferry
feral ferry
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LIFE IS STRANGE: REMASTERED

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Was uploaded by a mistake early

bleak pike
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Best game

barren pewter
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mansen...

bleak pike
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@orchid prism dont be like that

barren pewter
feral ferry
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What'd he say?

bleak pike
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Beautiful game thst not everyone has experienced

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I only finished it last year

barren pewter
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cal, I won't ever

orchid prism
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Horrible game with a shitty story

barren pewter
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because ffs

orchid prism
bleak pike
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Mansen

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Dead to. Me

feral ferry
barren pewter
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I find murdering mindless zombies more enjoyable

bleak pike
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Such a wonderful game ❤️

feral ferry
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It's a basic story that's beautiful for casuals

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It's full of holes for critics

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In general I think it's heartwarming

orchid prism
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It's low tier YA novel dribble. Can't change my mind 😄

bleak pike
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The fuck is a YA novel

orchid prism
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Young Adult. 😛

feral ferry
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A YA novel

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Never heard of girls say YA?

willow quiver
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mansen what's a good story/narrative-driven game in your eyes

feral ferry
orchid prism
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God that's a good question. I haven't played anything narrative driven in a while.

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I'll definitely have to get back to you on that.

barren pewter
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didn't get it

bleak pike
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Young adult

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Wot

barren pewter
bleak pike
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@orchid prism how the tables have turned

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Mr negative over here

orchid prism
bleak pike
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;)

orchid prism
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I've always been negative about that particular game. Nothing new.

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Control is the most recent one I can think of. Remove the gameplay and it tells a really interesting story. Definitely not for everyone though. Very... X-Files.

bleak pike
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Well I loved it a lot, kinda

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Was slow af and had its flaws for dure

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Sure

orchid prism
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Horizon Zero Dawn also had some great moments even if I felt it missed the bigger picture.

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Far too busy with a single protagonist.

bleak pike
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But I loved the characters and the ending made me sick playing it

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Which doesn't happen much

orchid prism
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Dishonourable mention : Quantic Games. "THEY'RE MOVIES, NOT GAMES" And... so is Life is Strange in a way 😄

bleak pike
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Oh for sure

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It's basically a movie

bleak pike
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Not even denying that

barren pewter
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story succed PP dick

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gameplay was fire, then got repetitive fast

feral ferry
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Story basic as shit again

bleak pike
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Horizon story was

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Ooft

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I got like 5 hours in on ps4 i think?

orchid prism
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Oh oh - Bioshock. Didn't enjoy Infinite? but the OG had a great pacing of the story.

feral ferry
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So far in any game, the best writing that made me actually cry is Enderal

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Nothing beat Enderal

bleak pike
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I wonder if j can use my ps4 save in pc lull

willow quiver
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horizon zero dawn gameplay was the second most incompatible thing i've ever felt while playing something after souls combat

bleak pike
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Heard you could got days gone

feral ferry
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Days Gone basic af story

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But fun game in general

bleak pike
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Omg

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What's amazing to you

willow quiver
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me?

barren pewter
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was playing bioshock remastered at 3am a few days ago

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doing the fort frolic level

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oh

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and infinite

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loved that game

orchid prism
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Infinite has an amazing world. But I really don't like the story.

barren pewter
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I honestly liked the burial at sea DLCs more

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especially part 2

orchid prism
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Not a lot of likeable characters. And not a lot of unlikeable characters where "it makes sense"

barren pewter
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the rest was kinda eh

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slate, sends his men to kill you, you mow them all down, then have the option of killing him then and there, or leaving him to be killed by columbia's finest, and he was one interesting character, and he was in and out in 20 minutes

feral ferry
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Why tf are all the faces so weird

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Like they are Sims 4 characters

orchid prism
barren pewter
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like shit d00d

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looks like play dough

ornate cedar
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Looks like the high res models never loaded in

barren pewter
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this would have been acceptable in such a game...7-10 years ago?

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now, that's just embarrassing

ornate cedar
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Looks like the placeholder while it figures out where the actual model has vanished to

bleak pike
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I mean

barren pewter
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cal

bleak pike
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Tell tail hadn't exactly ages well

barren pewter
ornate cedar
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The rule34 models are more detailed

bleak pike
ornate cedar
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I wont give comment how this information was retrieved. The accusation might or might not be randomly decided.

barren pewter
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no one will complain about you liking some hand-drawn porn

feral ferry
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@wind quest

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Where tf r you located

feral ferry
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EU, Aussieland, Gunland?

barren pewter
barren pewter
ornate cedar
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Swim harder

bleak pike
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Sfw renders

fallow bronze
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i couldnt enjoy it, a bit too angsty for me :/

feral ferry
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First render sucks

fallow bronze
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also, i hate time travel mechanics

feral ferry
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Second one looks kinda nice

scarlet wing
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we don't tolerate life is strange slander

ornate cedar
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I will not deny nor confirm the accusation held against me.

feral ferry
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Now go back to lurking where you belong

scarlet wing
feral ferry
bleak pike
ornate cedar
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Rumor: microsoft will release the windows 11 tomorrow for no reason cus lmao

feral ferry
feral ferry
bleak pike
feral ferry
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I mean it's TECHNICALLY 21H2 already

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But I don't expect the H2 release until Fall

barren pewter
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tell me more sweet little lies UwU

scarlet wing
bleak pike
scarlet wing
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16 times the detail

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16 times

scarlet wing
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internet historians video on that

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was great

ornate cedar
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Just like me

barren pewter
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I've watched it at least 30 times

scarlet wing
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yea

barren pewter
scarlet wing
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that shit made me die first tim i watched

barren pewter
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maybe I should...stop

small comet
scarlet wing
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the canvas bag

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yes

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that video is great lol

ornate cedar
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With a shotgun and a blindfold

scarlet wing
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yep

small comet
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this is the best moment

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(has timestamp)

scarlet wing
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yep

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fuck the bag

feral ferry
small comet
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why would u take a canvas bag if u can have lightwood fuckin laminate

barren pewter
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vexxie

ornate cedar
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Light wood laminate Light wood laminate Light wood laminate Light wood laminate Light wood laminate Light wood laminate Light wood laminate Light wood laminate Light wood laminate Light wood laminate Light wood laminate

barren pewter
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I don't want to break my spine to "slob on my knob, like corn on the cob"

small comet
small comet
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crowbcat for good measure

scarlet wing
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gotta wait like

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another two years

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before he does a cyberpunk video

willow quiver
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they've already done it?

scarlet wing
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i mean internet historian

ornate cedar
small comet
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reupload

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of said crowbcat vid

feral ferry
small comet
ornate cedar
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Good investment

orchid prism
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Seems rather apt today.

bleak pike
orchid prism
feral ferry
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6 mins bois

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PayDay 3

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A few other good games

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Life is Strange Remastered Collection will release on September 30th. @bleak pike

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Didn't know that Koch Primetime would be a talkfest snorefest

feral ferry
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@fading spade

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@bleak pikeYou might like this lul

fading spade
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DDLC Plus?

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WOT

feral ferry
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Yeah it was announced a few days ago

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I was just waiting for the official trailer

fading spade
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oo

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new story arcs

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hek ye

feral ferry
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Can't wait for that cute girl to suicide again

fading spade
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right?!!

feral ferry
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I never actually played doki doki

fading spade
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I wish I could go back and play it for the first time again without knowing anything about it

feral ferry
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But that game was memed to hell so I know pretty much all about it

fading spade
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yeah

feral ferry
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Can't be bothered to play it

fading spade
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the game is only good when you have NO IDEA about whats going to happen

feral ferry
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Speaking of games I haven't played but really want to play and can't be bothered to do it

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Emily is Away 3

fading spade
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oh ye

feral ferry
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It's 2008 and AIM is Dead.Better sign up for this Facenook thing everyone's talking about.Explore FacenookWall posts, tagged photos and poke wars. Craft your online persona through nostalgia inducing gameplay.Chat with friends.Everything your character says is up to you. Build up your relationships up, or burn your friend group to the ground.Cho...

Price

$9.99

Recommendations

1793

▶ Play video
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Launched April 16

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This game series, are honestly great

fading spade
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Does Natsuki seem thiccer?!

feral ferry
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No clue I didn't play the game lul

fading spade
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Ah there she is, the merciless, creepy bitch

trim rock
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Yeah that's all I know about it, Just Monika

fading spade
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xd

feral ferry
fading spade
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You can already buy the physical version for console.... wow

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I prefer this version

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Just Sayori

feral ferry
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Anyways get your anime girls off of my channel

fading spade
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This is game channel! and these are game characters :P

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mmm, yes....This is totally 100% true /s

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Sooooo much positive energy

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Uh..... floating body

feral ferry
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You think in a game about superpowers people can't float?

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That looks like Control to me

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Though idk

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E3 LEAKS ARE HERE

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A lot of the games that will be shown got leaked

young hill
feral ferry
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Rainbow Billy
Among Us
Dolmen
Death's Door
Trek to Tomi
Twelve Minutes
The Persistence Enchanced
Atomic Heart
Somerville
Back4Blood
Slime Rancher 2
Stalker 2
Stellaris Console Edition
FAR: Changing Tides
A Tale of Paper
Sherlock Holmes
Arietta of Spirits
Mortal Shell Virtuous Cycle
Unbound World's Apart
Steelrising
I Expect You To Die 2
Shredders
Lemnis Gate
A Plague Tale Requiem
Marvel's Avengers
Eiyuden Chronicle
Wave Break
Diablo 2 R
Research and Destroy
Replaced
AoE 4
Olli Olli World
Forza 5
Grounded
Senua Hellblade 2
Outer Worlds 2
The Forgotten City
Psychonatus 2
Rainbow 6 Extraction
Rocksmith +
Black Skylands
Fracked
Haunted Space
Graveyard Keeper Game of Crone
Wizard with a Gun
Tumble Time
Inscryption
Shadow Warrior 3
Phantom Abyss
Audioclash
Core Keeper
Blacktail
Sifu
Disciples Liberation
Splitgate
DDLC Plus
Raiders Republic
Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hop

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The list is not full

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But essentially 100% confirmed

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This doesn't have many of Microsofts or Nintendo releases, or shit like Pay Day 3 which was announced a few hours ago

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But yeah what you see in the list is 100% coming

young hill
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Few of those look nice

ripe tendon
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but mostly meh

barren pewter
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atomic heart, stalker 2, outer worlds 2

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that's really about all on my radar

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the rest is...not interesting to me

feral ferry
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Hellblade 2?

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Forza 5?

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I'm actually interested in Slime Rancher 2

barren pewter
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forza horizon 5, maybe

barren pewter
feral ferry
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It wasn't a packing experience

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It had potential, but lack of content

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Though it did well for what it was

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Beautiful game overall

young hill
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Among Us is hot though

feral ferry
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It was already unveiled yesterday

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A new map, some skins

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Hide and seek gamemode I think?

young hill
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Ah lame

feral ferry
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That's all

young hill
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Someone made among us rtx no multiplayer since copyright

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I expect you to die is a cool VR game, short but fun.

ornate cedar
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SUS

barren pewter
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VR!!!

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and first person

young hill
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Could all be added easily

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Just animations

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Needed and locomotion

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Plus teleport for vents

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Or it could be better

feral ferry
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Literally murder mystery

young hill
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Yeah but with McDonald nuggets

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In different colors

ornate cedar
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But now we use the words sus and imposter

feral ferry
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People forget Murder mystery has existed for over a decade

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it was fun af

young hill
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Lordus was chasing me

feral ferry
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Just never popped off

ornate cedar
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Trouble in terroristtown

feral ferry
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That one too

ornate cedar
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Liked that one more

young hill
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Lordus saw Lordus vent

ornate cedar
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I will just recite the communist manifesto during the entire debacle

young hill
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I remember playing it in gamers guild in middle school

feral ferry
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Never heard of it sorry

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I never played card games

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Cause I never had any friends lul

young hill
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It was a ton of people

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Random people all ages

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And we even had video game contests

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But that came later long later

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Paid a fee a month for entry and pizza

feral ferry
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I liked playing that ship wars game with myself

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Where you call out spots in a grid and hope it hits

ornate cedar
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I just managed to gamble and swindle myself a load of marbles, minifigurines that were given out with your groceries, pokimon cards mostly

young hill
feral ferry
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It was classic but fun

young hill
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Indeed it is

young hill
ornate cedar
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I remember that we would wager some marbles and the one to get them the closes to the wall gets em all

feral ferry
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So an incarnation of that olympic sport where they roll disks on ice and hope they get as close as possible to the center, while others try to hit your disk out?

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Curling isn't it?

ornate cedar
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kinda, but a hard wall as the line. so it bounces back when you throw with too much force

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Usually with multiple marbles to make it more interresting and more strats possible

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I was unusually good in that. So had to refuse some bets as I didnt want to take all marbles of someone. And gave a number back, usually because it was their favorite ones or just because I did it for the thrill not the marbles themselves.

feral ferry
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Should have comverted those skills into curling

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An olympic sport

ornate cedar
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Dont know how well it converts into the curling world.

keen urchin
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Tremulous
I've been there! It was great rooHappy

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"Narrative driven games" feels like an excuse to not work on compelling game play

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The story can be as good as it wants, if the game play is crap, so is the game

ornate cedar
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Kinda what TLOU 2 did. Barely introducing the characters before killing them all. Player just gets left with the question, who was that?

keen urchin
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Story is like the whipped cream and sauce on your ice cream cup. It's great when it's good, but you won't miss it if the ice cream is good. If the ice cream is bad, nothing will save the cup.

ornate cedar
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Really liked Hellblade Senua's Sacrifice for engaging combat, puzzles. The story and gameplay mixed quite nicely

bleak pike
trail dove
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ddlc was meh

vestal tinsel
unborn spruce
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I introduce to you, anything Ubisoft makes.

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It's to the point that they kinda need a super good system to save the games. :L

feral ferry
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BOYS

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BOYS

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VAAS IS RETURNING TO FC6

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@barren pewter

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Pagan Min my boy as well

vestal tinsel
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Far Cry 6, more like shallow STALKER imitator 6 Kek

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With that said, I may stil play it to experience OP T-62

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I think that is a T-62, cannot get a good image of it

feral ferry
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It is not

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I found which exact tank it is a few months ago

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It was Chinese

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Was it Type 90-IIM?

vestal tinsel
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Even better. I am one of those weird mofos that like CN tanks

feral ferry
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I also dig Chinese tanks

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They have quite amazing looks

vestal tinsel
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A man of class ❤️

feral ferry
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Soon we'll need to have multiple SSDs for games

vestal tinsel
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I wanted the new Intel 670p to have a 4TB option and be PCIE4 (even if it could not take advantage of the full speed of the protocol, it would allow for more combinations be possible)

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but alas..

wind quest
feral ferry
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Was just interesting

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I might have found someone to play Siege with lul

ornate cedar
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Exact GPS coordinates?

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cant waste high tech weaponry now

unborn spruce
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Who even needs high tech weps? Just grab a really good gaming chair. WeSmart

ornate cedar
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Id rather have an ICBM than an RPG with a gaming chair

unborn spruce
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Mate, all that says is you haven’t got the right gaming chair.

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For hardcore gaming.

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It’s the kind of gaming chair that aims for you. Very sophisticated.

ornate cedar
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Self-guided missiles blobhyperthinkfast

wind quest
feral ferry
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Litwania

wind quest
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ah okay

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cool

feral ferry
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Litauen you prolly call it

wind quest
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Litouwen, we call it in dutch 😛

ornate cedar
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Litwa

unborn spruce
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Sidewinder GC Edition.

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nods

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Slap a gaming chair on that missile and watch it fly.

fading spade
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Wow, best cloak design I have ever seen

slim token
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he did say it's the best for a reason

feral ferry
keen urchin
vestal tinsel
fallow bronze
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Indeed, because enjoying games is subjective

vestal tinsel
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Some people think Doom Eternal has bad gameplay. I usually kill them on sight, but they do exist.

keen urchin
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Gameplay can be judged objectively, the level of enjoyment you derive is subjective

vestal tinsel
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But as much as I love Doom Eternal and think its one of the best games ever, SOMA that has far simpler gameplay I still rank higher as an artistic achievement.

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Which is ultimately the higher honour

unborn spruce
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Doom Eternal has awful gameplay...

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Whenever a marauder is out.

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Fuck those guys.

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Actual assholes, the lot of them. ._.

wheat kraken
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I enjoyed Doom Eternal but was just disappointed by it. Not like Cyberpunk disappointed but like... Borderlands 3 main antagonist disappointed.

unborn spruce
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That’s a little harsh.

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Borderlands 3 was absolutely awful.

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Eternal was decent, but comparing it to BL3? Ouch.

wheat kraken
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god no not comparing it to BL3. i'm having trouble finding a good example of the kind of disappointed i felt

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Maybe Fallout 4 disappointed. Fallout 4 was a good game, just not a good fallout. It was fun, had it's highs and lows, etc etc. But it was more of an FPS than the RPG FONV was.

bleak pike
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I wanted to enjoy BL3

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So much

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Still haven't finished it though

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But I didn't enjoy a single bit of my playtime

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I had more enjoyment playing the BL2 final dlc that came out

wheat kraken
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same here but the antagonists felt like highschool bullies... That's the best I could describe them as... They were so mediocre in the face of Handsome Jack.

Then the actual playable characters. I couldn't get behind any of them but Moze and that's cutting it close truly.

unborn spruce
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BL3 is just kinda an awful videogame.

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It’s almost paining to play it.

vestal tinsel
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@unborn spruce But they are easy. Marauders are a good part of the game

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I cant even get back to 2016 and I rated it a good game

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after Eternal its just so slow and easy and honestly shallow

unborn spruce
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I haven’t played Eternal since it launched, dude.

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So I have the memory of the pre nerf Marauders.

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I refunded when they decided to use a rootkit as anticheat.

wheat kraken
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I uninstalled it as soon as I saw the rootkit as anticheat thing. I haven't played since launch as well.

unborn spruce
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Like...

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Holy fuck what? Who the fuck uses a rootkit as anticheat?

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Especially Denuvo, that could have ended SO badly.

vestal tinsel
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You can 2-cycle them

unborn spruce
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Apparently you’re just something of a chad, then. :P

vestal tinsel
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At least in FPS games (in RTS I am SHITE) yes

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but still

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If Eternal had a modding SDK it would be basically the king of FPS IMHO

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but alas, it doesnt have one

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so it cannot be Eternal, ironically enough

vestal tinsel
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Still point is gameplay isnt enough

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Or it COULD be enough. I guess both ways a re fair

fallow bronze
feral ferry
feral ferry
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No but he is

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Not even please

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He is literally returning

barren pewter
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vexxsie

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I am requesting

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that you pog

feral ferry
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Pog is Pagan Min

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That is pog

barren pewter
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nah

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I want more of Vaas' crazy

feral ferry
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@vestal tinsel

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The tank featured in FC6 is actually Type 59-IIA

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At least that's the closest one I could find that looks anything like it

vestal tinsel
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do we have a clear picture of it? I only see snippets of it here and there

feral ferry
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Honestly a bit reminiscent of the T-62M

vestal tinsel
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This is definitely a Type 59/ T-55 turret

feral ferry
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That cannon is something out of Type 59-IIA

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This particular thing

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Is either composite armor or just spaced armor

vestal tinsel
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This is an oblique armour package

feral ferry
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But to my knowledge no chinese tank ever had that

vestal tinsel
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like this one

feral ferry
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That is straight T-62M

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This is a T-62M

vestal tinsel
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This is T-62 yes

feral ferry
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And buddy I am a tank historian, I know what those are lul

vestal tinsel
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the turret is more pancake-like

feral ferry
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The ERA layout is hella weird though

vestal tinsel
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ooh nice. I am just a fanboy

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it seems to be onlyy partial coverage

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likely incomplete mounting?

feral ferry
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I mean I don't think the tank is really out of something textbook

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It's a fake tank

vestal tinsel
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budget ran out lul

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Yeah a fake configuration at least

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IDK what it is though

feral ferry
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Kinda busy lul

vestal tinsel
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ok
here is page in case you need more screenshots

feral ferry
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Do you know which chassis it actually is?

vestal tinsel
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Nope

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I did find it for other fictional vehicles in the game (sonic tank, Rheintochter etc) but not this thing

feral ferry
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Looks familiar weirdly enough

vestal tinsel
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Yeah I think Ive seen it

feral ferry
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After a good thought

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I remembered this thing exists

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MT-LB

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It's fucking hard to play Stardew MP and think of tanks

vestal tinsel
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This thing is cool but I dont think its this one being used here. I remember seeing something that looked exactly like the one above
And Stardew + tanks = normal life 😄 😄

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but dont sweat it I can wait lol

feral ferry
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There is the K-75

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An offshoot project of BTR-50

ornate cedar
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it looks like a wedge with tank tracks to me. reee

feral ferry
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Like I know I have seen it somewhere

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Either that or it's a cut down T-34 front on tracks with a single extra hatch

vestal tinsel
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What if it is some sort of arctic tractor thingy

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hmm

feral ferry
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Like what pisses me off

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Is I either have seen it

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Or my brain thinks it has seen it

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But nothing comes to mind

fading spade
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🤔 Something wrong here.....

feral ferry
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You are wrong

fading spade
feral ferry
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@vestal tinselAfter looking for a while

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I either think it's MT-LB

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Which is unlikely

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Or a weird abomination based on SU-100

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Dimensions fit nicely

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Shape does too

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Also I looked at the game wiki and tanks that are actually based on something have already been connected to their real world counterparts

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That Ice spitter is called "experimental" in-game

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So most likely something made up

wind quest
fading spade
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not yet, Optifine not fully ready

wind quest
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hmm okay, strange that mineplex just out of nowhere shows you random chunks lol

fading spade
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just missing

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not random :P

wind quest
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ah

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i mean

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the top level blocks show lower?

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the path you need to walk on, is down there

fading spade
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nope

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just chunk go byebye

wind quest
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hmm lol

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weird

feral ferry
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2042 gameplay

barren pewter
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me is hype

fading spade
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Link wont open

barren pewter
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👀

feral ferry
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It's like a 1s snippet

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But a good one imo

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Reveal is tomorrow

fading spade
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14 seconds of glitchy animation like in every FPS game cutscene and one second gameplay

feral ferry
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A teaser of things to be shown tomorrow

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But the gameplay has been leaked already

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Not video but images

young hill
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Hopefully some among us gameplay will be shown

feral ferry
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There won't

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How many times can I tell you they already showcased amogus during Summer Game Fest

barren pewter
young hill
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XD

young hill
feral ferry
young hill
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I appreciate it, that you went to the work to find it. I was mostly joking to be clear.

feral ferry
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I could tell

young hill
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Thanks anyways though may as well watch it.

feral ferry
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Eh at this point I lost faith in humanity

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And I just presume they are retarded instead of joking lul

young hill
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Lol

feral ferry
feral ferry
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Guitar teaching software?

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That's kinda nice

feral ferry
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Nah

barren pewter
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he died in the latest gang war pepecry

young hill
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🤣🤣🤣🤣

ornate cedar
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the fool didnt respect the turf of the cheese trade.

young hill
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The yellow road

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As well

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He cheedered a lot of people there

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ebaited into a third countdown

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jebaited

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ornate cedar
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Keep waiting, watch bot

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Ubisoft Forward in 40 mins

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FC6 reveal, few other things

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When is MS? Tomorrow?

feral ferry
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Yep

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Tomorrow

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10AM PT I think

ornate cedar
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"we were so excited" he said in the most monotone voice

novel umbra
ornate cedar
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Big sky mushroom

novel umbra
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or just right after each other?

barren pewter
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so excited

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woooooo

ornate cedar
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Just like the host of the show?

barren pewter
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if you couldn't tell, /s was on

feral ferry
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One right after the other

novel umbra
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ah good

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what a chad

feral ferry
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Geoff trying to cut off E3's head

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His show didn't even have good shit

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Other than Elden Ring

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So fuck off, Geoff lul

fringe salmon
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yea you go, tell him to fuck off for making things better, that'll show em

ornate cedar
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Why would you want co-streaming rights if you need exclusive control to be relevant to the market

bleak pike
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Hmm

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Rainbow six thingy is looking decent

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unless new rayman not interested

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it't the quarantine event of six:siege but a bit more expanded

bleak pike
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Did I miss anything else

bleak pike
wind quest
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yea, it was quite fun. but not much replayability value

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imo

bleak pike
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Well let's hope a standalone game expands on that

novel umbra
slim token
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rainbow six splatoon

novel umbra
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they looks so samey MONKERS

feral ferry
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Just R6 was shown

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I am mainly underwhelmed by the sheer volume of R6 assets reused

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A lot of cool shit like melee take downs

bleak pike
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I ma'am

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Mean

feral ferry
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And actual stealth

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ACTUAL stealth

bleak pike
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It's literally rainbow six

feral ferry
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But still, it's a spinoff of R6S

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Cool? Kinda

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Will it be popular? Nop

bleak pike
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I don't think it's meant to be a hit live service

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Maybe just a one off cheap sell

feral ferry
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It's been in development long enough to be considered a main entry

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people really liked the event. so yea, a little spin-off is cool i guess

barren pewter
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maybe it's a blatant cash grab to fund something else

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like fallout 76?

feral ferry
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Do you even know how this game came to exist

wind quest
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hmm

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People played an exclusive event years ago, they loved it, Ubi makes its own game out of it

barren pewter
feral ferry
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But this game took a lot more than a year to develop

wind quest
#

but fallout 76 is just pure crap. the combat is even bad, something that was pretty good in the previous entries

feral ferry
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It was shit lul

barren pewter
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even compared to fallout 4

wind quest
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meh, i enjoy it. the combat is still pretty good and such. FO4*

feral ferry
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I don't know what they thought with FO4 man, everything about that game, from pacing to story was bad

ornate cedar
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The real fallout was STALKER

barren pewter
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which was several steps back compared to 3 and NV

feral ferry
barren pewter
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fallout peaked in 2010

feral ferry
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Which is sick

ornate cedar
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Now arm up we got monolith moving into our location

barren pewter
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so ready to explore the zone with the boiz boiz boiz

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I'm sure it'll be coop, similar to dying light

bleak pike
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This is summer games fest right

feral ferry
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No

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E3

bleak pike
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Oh, what's the whole schedule for E3

feral ferry
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Day 1 of E3

bleak pike
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You seem to have everything

feral ferry
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Yep

ornate cedar
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You mean cringe 3

feral ferry
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All times are in Pacific Time

bleak pike
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Ah no nothing I care about today

barren pewter
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waiting for take two to say "GTA V enhanced is gonna be on PC too, numbskulls. why think otherwise?"

ornate cedar
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This is the kinda man that knows the bioculture the CEO of bethesda has in their navel

barren pewter
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you cunt

feral ferry
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I just can't wait to finally see my lover again..

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Todd the god Howard

bleak pike
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Wait he wasn't fired yet?

feral ferry
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What, no

feral ferry
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He's the studio head iirc

barren pewter
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the fallout

feral ferry
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She supports my homosexual intentions

barren pewter
feral ferry
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Why do you think I am marrying 'er

bleak pike
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Riders Republic looks pretty good ngl

feral ferry
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Not my type of game so eh

bleak pike
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Same

wind quest
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i played the closed alpha

bleak pike
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But as a game it looks pretty damn good

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AAHAHAHA

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I KNEW IT

barren pewter
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FC6 delay?

feral ferry
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UBI FUCKED UP AND LEAKED SHIT IN ADVANCE

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JUST DANCE 2022

barren pewter
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that game

bleak pike
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Welp we can expect a cringe dance fest

barren pewter
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last time I played just dance, it was on the wiiwii or whatever it was called

wind quest
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wiiu

barren pewter
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no

wind quest
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ooh

barren pewter
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it was the original wii iirc

wind quest
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oooh

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okay

barren pewter
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I just like calling it the wiiwii

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because funny

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ooh lol

bleak pike
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Damn siege having crossplay

feral ferry
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R6S news, and this will be important

bleak pike
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And crosssave

barren pewter
feral ferry
wind quest
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crosssave is a bit late xD

bleak pike
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It literally just said

feral ferry
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Crossplay is still early lul

bleak pike
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They are going to implement it

feral ferry
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Highly doubtful

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They have been talking about it for YEARS

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Fucking YEARS

wind quest
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stadia, pc and one other

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and all consoles

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seperate

feral ferry
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They'll delay that shit

bleak pike
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Then consoles yes

wind quest
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or

bleak pike
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Pc stadia and one other first

barren pewter
bleak pike
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Consoles later

feral ferry
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Manbaby

wind quest
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so, kb+mouse will wreck console players?

feral ferry
barren pewter
wind quest
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nice

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looking forward

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for ez ranked

bleak pike
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Booo can we just skip siege already

barren pewter
slim token
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im going plz ping if new rayman

barren pewter
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I'm still pretty stupid and have next to no social skills

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shit, it's a miracle I've not died yet

feral ferry
ornate cedar
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Controller just sucks and is an inferior input device. Cant compete against the power of the mice

bleak pike
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There are controller users that'll kick your ass

wind quest
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there are

barren pewter
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lol

slim token
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trackmania fall guys lol

ornate cedar
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There probably are

wind quest
slim token
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i should get back into the tm2 series

feral ferry
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The shit is that hair

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Boy you look oogly

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Fucking mop on a head lul

bleak pike
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Lol who is this dude

ornate cedar
wind quest
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😆

ornate cedar
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Ending up with deleting my weapons and armour and still dying

bleak pike
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Why am I watching this again

wind quest
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whaaat

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swords added to valhalla

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nothing else to do

wind quest
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finally xD

feral ferry
ornate cedar
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An actual functional weapon which the vikings would use instead of woodcutting axes like some poor plebs

wind quest
ornate cedar
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Greatswords then

feral ferry
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We didn't have single handed swords?

wind quest
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nope

feral ferry
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You sure?

wind quest
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yes

feral ferry
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Did you play the game?

wind quest
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yea

feral ferry
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Cause I finished it and I'm pretty sure I saw swords thonk

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Then again I mostly used morning stars

wind quest
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you could dual wield greatswords

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but no single handed swords

feral ferry
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Hm, maybe that's what I saw

barren pewter
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lol

ornate cedar
feral ferry
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So arming swords, shit like that

wind quest
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yea

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shortswords

ornate cedar
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Seax?

bleak pike
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Man

barren pewter
#

fallout 76 has a free weekend if you're into S&M

bleak pike
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Why did they have to sponge enemies

ornate cedar
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Because realism

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londoners are just build differend

slim token
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you can thank the years of shankings

fading spade
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so I booted up Gmod

wind quest
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there's also a WWII camp RP, just so you know

ornate cedar
young hill
feral ferry
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Kay Ubisoft has nothing to show

feral ferry
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This is boring as shit

wind quest
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there should be an "unannounced game"

slim token
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is that the girl from at&t

feral ferry
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From what I know Ubisoft has nothing cool in development

young hill
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Yeah

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E3 Ubisoft's conference

ornate cedar
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Cringe^3

feral ferry
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Or PR talk

fading spade
young hill
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Ah well boooo then

young hill
# fading spade wot dat?

So it is a game where a giant slow fatkid consumes skinny kids and turns them to skeletons . He has a ton of health and he can eat. Later the skeletons become ponies or bronies whatever

bleak pike
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It's a shame beyond good and evil 2 is in development hell

ornate cedar
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Yankeeeeeee with no brim

fading spade
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O.o

ornate cedar
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Hey its the Chicken guy

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Why he talking about fish. When the meth be sellin

slim token
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i knew an explosion was not enough to kill him

bleak pike
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Audio sync is out of wack

young hill
bleak pike
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I'm really looking forward to fc6

ornate cedar
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Too bad some wheelchair was too fanantic with his bell huh?

trim rock
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A Ubisoft Original

ornate cedar
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They all dead

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lmao

#

noobs

bleak pike
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I instantly knew it was his son though

barren pewter
#

still waiting for atomic heart news

ornate cedar
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Never let the hostage go

bleak pike
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Was a bit obvious xD

barren pewter
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ping me if there is any

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pls

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:P

ornate cedar
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The best villan was Vaas

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The madlad who wrote himself into the game

bleak pike
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Really looking forward to this game

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Woah

ornate cedar
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Posers

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more content less cold reading

bleak pike
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This is cool

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Ofc season pass sigh

slim token
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that pen pull lmao

feral ferry
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That ending was weird

bleak pike
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Mario?!?!?!

ornate cedar
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Are they selling the new antagonist by talking about how great the past ones were?

feral ferry
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What was that about the Blood Dragon

slim token
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i am going to rage

feral ferry
bleak pike
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You get it for free with the season pass

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I don't look at your shit 24/7 lad

wind quest
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i first thought blood dragon 2 or something...

feral ferry
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Oh that what it was

#

That looks bad lul

ornate cedar
#

Wow, you get a by now free dlc for free if you buy the seasonpack now?

wind quest
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standalone spin-off, but yea

feral ferry
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Was about to say that blood dragon was standalone

wind quest
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they did the same with AC:odyssey, but atleast it was a remastered of AC3

ornate cedar
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I told you French is a speech impediment

wind quest
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lol

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yea, i guess for consoles 🤷‍♂️

wind quest
bleak pike
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Boringgggggggg

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r34 going to work

wind quest
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rabbids r34?

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this is a sequel btw

ornate cedar
#

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I just always find it weird seeing Mario outside of Nintendo

wind quest
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yea

ornate cedar
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Mario being there just feels like a sex scene

wind quest
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hahahahahhaha

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HO HOOOOO, it a meeeee

bleak pike
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This CEO can go fuck himself

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Isn't this the guy who covered up awful abuse and shit

feral ferry
bleak pike
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And pretended it didn't happen

wind quest
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yea, i thought so yea

feral ferry
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No PC - consoles cross play

ornate cedar
feral ferry
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Cause PC playing against consoles would make no sense at all

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In an FPS game

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Also go fuck yourself @bleak pike

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For changing my nick

bleak pike
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Destiny has been doing it lull

wind quest
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😮

ornate cedar
#

His cum shaft is leakin

#

he saw todd again

bleak pike
#

Avatar?

wind quest
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yep

feral ferry
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Avatar the game? lel

bleak pike
wind quest
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the first avatar game, i played a bit too much lol

feral ferry
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I just saw the best reaction to the announcement

#

"But... why?"

bleak pike
#

Prob cos the movies are close to finished

ornate cedar
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I have played enough stellaris to know a saturating orbital bombardment to deal with the live on planet issue good enough

feral ferry
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They are

bleak pike
#

And tbh

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The avatar world is insane

#

Huge potential

wind quest
#

yep, and some quite beautiful environments

bleak pike
#

Luna

#

Ubisofts cloud?

ornate cedar
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Big ships in space and shooting at the planet for few weeks. solves most of the problem of dealing with them

wind quest
#

only reason to buy far cry 6 dogekek

bleak pike
#

XD

ornate cedar
#

I dont need it do be anything more than cute.

#

I am the killing machine

feral ferry
#

FC6 looks promising

#

Not even joking

bleak pike
#

Ye I'm a little excited

feral ferry
#

Might be a decent Far Cry entry

bleak pike
#

Won't buy it though xD

feral ferry
#

Yeah I'm just waiting till Empress cracks it lul

bleak pike
#

As Jim sterling said

#

"please pirate their games"

#

So was there no news on skull and bones? :(

feral ferry
#

The only game I didn't pirate was Anno 1800

ornate cedar
#

Ubisoft cant just make a female character because they can without making an entire messiaya of the people of a character

feral ferry
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Cause it was actually good

#

I still ended up cracking the DLCs though lul

ornate cedar
#

Pretty sexist of ubisoft

#

in otherwords the shape of the ass

bleak pike
#

Guess I'm commiting to this

#

Bored out of my mind

ornate cedar
#

Cant beat Fuse's ass when applying their granade specialty to the hostage area

feral ferry
#

Pinch go fuck yourself

#

Can't even spell Fuze properly

#

Smh my head

ornate cedar
#

Having a short fuse there buddy?

bleak pike
#

Who knew audio described Mario was funny

#

Check this out rn

#

XD

#

Cracking me up

feral ferry
#

Devolver is funny af

ornate cedar
#

Jesus, spoiler warning

feral ferry
#

Geoff with the deaf gamer simulator 2021

#

I am very impressed with the quality of this simulation

ornate cedar
#

He seems more tired than a roman emperor during the crisis of the third century

bleak pike
#

He's done a shit ton of hosting

#

Surprised he isn't dead already tbh

ornate cedar
#

He definitely has some amphetamines to keep him semi lucid

feral ferry
bleak pike
#

Haha I've been watching Geoff since his early days

feral ferry
#

He used to be actually fun years back

#

Nowadays his shows sound like personal cash grabs

ripe tendon
#

His age is definitely more noticeable than it was last year or the year before

bleak pike
#

Tbh I respect him aog

#

A lot

ornate cedar
#

Who would have expected lack of sleep being bad

feral ferry
#

How can we ever forget this

bleak pike
#

He's gone from presenter to running multiple expos etc

#

He's pretty insane

feral ferry
#

FUCK THE OSCARS

#

"I'm a bit jetlagged rn"

ornate cedar
#

This seems more 4 days of jetlag to me

bleak pike
#

Are these things actually even live these days

feral ferry
#

Not really

#

Pre recorded usually

bleak pike
#

Because Geoff just said he has the devolver conference ready to steam

#

Lol

ornate cedar
#

Oh god, they are fucking about the anti-cheat again

#

BIG SKY MUSHROOM

#

HYPE

bleak pike
#

Can you all cure my depression

#

So I can enjoy elder ring

#

Or whatever irs called

ornate cedar
#

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANS JUST HYPED FOR BIG SKY MUSHROOM

#

Dark souls kind of game? seems familiar to it

#

His comments range from thats really cool repeatedly to monotone declarations of excitement

#

With that kind of host, I understand why he needs that exclusivity

#

Nice self-contridiction

#

wow, they are selling community art for money now. how original idea. Maybe valve could do this

feral ferry
ornate cedar
bleak pike
#

What am I watching

ornate cedar
#

shadow warrior seems to play like a modern doom title. But lower energy

vestal tinsel
#

Brave words

#

But it does look awesome

novel umbra
#

og shadow warrior is a better game than og doom for sure

bleak pike
novel umbra
#

kinda unfair comparison

ornate cedar
#

Bravery and stupidity are never far from eachother

vestal tinsel
#

Tech improved dramatically for SW

#

Modded SW vs modded Doom 1 and 2 is now an interesting battle

novel umbra
#

uh yea

#

brutal doom is a thing

#

basically