Give it 8 or 10 more years
#🎮│game
keen urchin
ornate cedar
poop
tough jay
Ugh, I am going to click on that button and finally own amongus.
Not that I have ayone to play it with but still:
trim rock
sus
tough jay
No, that's a town in france: https://www.google.com/maps/place/64190+Sus,+France/@43.2903539,-0.7971704,14z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0xd56e514cedbfd15:0x1e7256113a1317b!8m2!3d43.306782!4d-0.7667969?hl=en
fading spade
Connor: "Hank, please rent many sex Androids for me, I need to find where the Deviant went"
Hank: "This is going to look bad on my expense account"
feral ferry
Avanna not sure many people here care much for Detroit quotes 
At least they feel bare out of place
fading spade
Wow, Even wearing high heels, they sure can fight :O
fringe salmon
#lanas-blogging
ornate cedar
The internet historian knows how to play that game
ornate cedar
it a bot
ornate cedar
its even on the magazines
fading spade
yeah, child androids.... which scares the fuck out of me
ornate cedar
Thats why you shoot them all, ding
ornate cedar
For a free house clearing
fading spade
hm?
fading spade
whats this?
ornate cedar
Techland S.A. is a Polish video game developer and publisher founded in 1991
ornate cedar
What can you do on twitch?
ornate cedar
What would a video game studio stream about?
fading spade
👀 did they get a private build? or are they one of the devs?
ornate cedar
You can set it to anything you want to
fading spade
oh
ornate cedar
you can claim to stream minecraft 2 while you actually stream you browsing the arch wiki
Its against tos but they need to catch you first
fading spade
ahh right...
ornate cedar
like they going to spend the effort to identify what kind of stream you are streaming
Everybody be playing OBS these days
fading spade
:P
ornate cedar
Weird game it just shows your desktop
fading spade
hahaha
fading spade
They could do what discord does and ignore OBS in the task list
small comet
too simple
ripe tendon
Its against tos but they need to catch you first
Is it really?
fading spade
What are jerry?! and where are they taking her????
aww :D the carousel!
Androids believing in a god, what's this world coming to?
Does Markus become || RA9 || ???
Im just after the mission at the || carousel with kara and alice ||
im just thinking long ahead
small comet
nice spoilers
fading spade
I added more
small comet
feral ferry
Dying Light 2 is like Cyberpunk 2077 for me
Peaked my interest with the reveal
And now with the gameplay showcased, slowly killed my excitement
Prolly will release half assed and just not great
small comet
wait the game wasnt cancelled?
feral ferry
Releasing in december
At least according to a leaked slide
Man the fact there are no guns, the melee combat feels weightless, twitchy bad animations, way too much gore in some instances where there is just a massive pool of blood spraying out from an arrow shot
They might try to capitalize on the success on the first game to deliver just a bad sequel
feral ferry
Quite a bit of them
Second one has like, one
And that's a crafted blunderbuss or some shit
Cause "In the apocalypse you can't make guns and ammo"
Metro Exodus begs to fucking differ
fading spade
Releasing in december
nope
feral ferry
Hell even Days Gone had ammunition makers
fading spade
small comet
I KNEW IT
feral ferry
Sigh
small comet
and only replies to 1 message out of context
fading spade
ok, the website
feral ferry
Ever heard of something called "LEAKED SLIDES"
fading spade
Ye
small comet
At least according to a leaked slide
no
u never mentioned them before just now 2 seconds ago
feral ferry
Fml these amateurs
ornate cedar
Precision steel will be a problem for weapons
fading spade
dec 2021
small comet
we are in 2021
small comet
Cause "In the apocalypse you can't make guns and ammo"
still tho... i thought its only the region from the first game thats zombified
ornate cedar
The following dlc added the fact the virus spread outside the containment
small comet
how
ornate cedar
Plus its made as a bioweapon
small comet
wait
feral ferry
Jason Schreier suspects Switch Pro might be announced today
But I kinda doubt his statement
small comet
made as a bio weapon... escaped containment..... Dying Light predicted covid
i knew it
ornate cedar
The militairy made the harran virus yea, thats why they even were able to fully contain the shit
ornate cedar
the infected dont like uv
small comet
i gathered that much
feral ferry
The militairy made the harran virus yea, thats why they even were able to fully ...
But they weren't
Crane got out and infected the rest of the world
ripe tendon
in one ending
ornate cedar
Crane became a sentient volatile
ripe tendon
in another he just died
ornate cedar
Yea, nuke or dont nuke
feral ferry
I kinda doubt the atomic ending is canon, since then we wouldn't even have Dying Light 2
Boom, city gone
Infection gone
ornate cedar
dont nuke is cannon
ripe tendon
It's annoying how they forced you to do the end singleplayer
feral ferry
Yeah psure Crane gets out and spreads the infection or some shit
ripe tendon
yeah he crawls through a pipe and some lady or kid screams when they see him
feral ferry
I mean he didn't at all seem to be friendly considering he was in hunter mode with that roar and shit
small comet
he prob just needed a snickers
ripe tendon
well...yeah
small comet
its dying light 2 on the switch pro in disguise
feral ferry
Amogus
ornate cedar
feral ferry
The hype is shit
The game looks bare bad
Either the compression and twitch stream were laggy
Or the animations are ass
Looks arcade af, not even that fun
barren pewter
I know
I'm gonna wait for review before buying
they got time to clean it up
make it presentable
ornate cedar
If it has the murderin im good
barren pewter
true that
feral ferry
I'm the only one who cares for the story I guess
Though
Days Gone is actually REALLY good
Like the story is basic af, but as a game it's actually fun
The hordes are insane
Just having hundreds of zombies chase you gets your adrenaline up
Very fun game
barren pewter
Days Gone is actually REALLY good
I legit was gonna buy it
but hearing it's good from you as well
feral ferry
I played through the whole thing
barren pewter
I'm sure the story was pretty meh
feral ferry
Like saving civilians conversation being long af and unskippable
fading spade
Detrit become human is the only game ive seen that paints the FBI in a bad light..... GG game :D
feral ferry
But they released a patch already that addresses most of my concerns
And honestly
The hordes are REALLY fun
Like holy shit having a massive pile of zombies rush at you, is fucking scary
barren pewter
that's part of the fun
feral ferry
Even with end game weapons, hordes are not really pushovers
barren pewter
you need to plan and prepare
feral ferry
Like you really easily get flanked and overrun
feral ferry
There really are no boss entities
feral ferry
You have the big brutes, that take a few mags to kill
The sirens, that literally knock you off your bike with their ugly ass voice
And summon a mini horde at you
Oh and the 100% NERO outpost ending makes the game worth playing, believe me
Like the whole game will be like "Okay, expected"
You see the 100% nero ending
And you are like "WHAT THE FUCK"
barren pewter
I mean...
considering what NERO is...
you really can't expect anything other than "WTF"
feral ferry
Btw to get the 100% NERO ending you don't need to finish the whole game, just visit all of their outposts
barren pewter
I know
feral ferry
And refurbish them for civilian life
barren pewter
Oh and the 100% NERO outpost ending makes the game worth playing, believe me
^^
that sounds obvious enough tbh
feral ferry
Which is like, where most of the fucking hordes are
feral ferry
Like I don't want to spoil
barren pewter
don't
feral ferry
But you really get a big shocker there
Get the game, steam or cracked
Idgaf
But play it
barren pewter
bigger shocker than getting tazed?
feral ferry
It's really really fun
feral ferry
bigger shocker than getting tazed?
More like getting your heart punched out by a brute
barren pewter
the last person to do that to me wasn't a brute
but, I think I understand what you mean by that
feral ferry
Man games like Days Gone kinda tell me that I should play more games
Instead of the same shit all the time
Yeah I get you
Sad, but it is what it is
If you want I could be your internet girlfriend
feral ferry
Ah right you got Vio for that
barren pewter
life is finally starting to get back on track anyway
feral ferry
Tasteless, but works
Oo, sick
You better get your grip together you scheisse juden, and come to litwa
barren pewter
You better get your grip together you scheisse juden, and come to litwa
that was so uncool ngl
feral ferry
Go out for some bbq
barren pewter
to call me shit and a jew
and then tell me to go to litwa
which in all honesty, I probably will someday
feral ferry
Tbh unironically, the first thing that I think of when I hear the word "Jew" is "Hitler"
barren pewter
feral ferry
That's why I tend not to think of people's cultures anymore
Cultures don't define the people, you know
feral ferry
But at times it makes for a giggle when you remember someone's of jewish descent
barren pewter
underneath each person is a heart of gold, shaped by culture and values
barren pewter
Go out for some bbq
tbh, slav BBQ is always lacking imo
feral ferry
You don't know where to get some then
I know some good places around here
Tbh I would even mail you food, but no delivery service would volunteer for an overseas international food delivery
And also expiry time
barren pewter
Vexx, try Çiğ köfte
I doubt such delicacies are available in litwa, but if you can get some...do try it
feral ferry
I doubt such delicacies are available in litwa, but if you can get some...do try...
Raw meat dish?
Don't really like those
feral ferry
I'm kind of afraid of salmonella so fuck that
barren pewter
weak man
feral ferry
I might have an iron stomach made out of 20 habanero skins
But raw meat, it scares it
feral ferry
Actually
In our country, I have been to quite a few restaurants
Not ONCE has anyone ever asked me "How do you want your meat done"
Never in a million years
That's some Gordon Ramsay shit
To be like "Rare, medium rare, well done"
feral ferry
Here it's just made for you
barren pewter
always
barren pewter
Not ONCE has anyone ever asked me "How do you want your meat done"
so
how much nuked beef have you had at restaurants?
so cooked that it's wall to wall cooked
feral ferry
None
barren pewter
not a hint of red?
feral ferry
My food is always pepegood
Actually one of my favourite restaurants is this one https://www.facebook.com/kavine.klaipedos.senamiestis/
It's a bar, but it serves legendary status food
The fingers are from early XXth century
Literally, legendary around these parts
These boys
AMAZING food
Fat af, full of chicken or cheese
barren pewter
:|
I can't stand the first and can't do the second in excess...like those behemoths
feral ferry
That's the good thing about our country
You get what you pay for
Not your tiny bits and pieces for 40$
But actual plateful of meat for like, a good 8-10$
Sometimes less
barren pewter
tbh, you can buy a good burger here for like $4-5
feral ferry
Yeah same
barren pewter
so...
feral ferry
Have I ever shown you one of the best takeout joints?
barren pewter
unless you're going to a fancy ass restaurant, you're not gonna be paying $40 a plate
feral ferry
unless you're going to a fancy ass restaurant, you're not gonna be paying $40 a ...
Even then you won't
barren pewter
there actually is a place in my city that charges that much or more for a single course
that place is also fancy AF, wine pairings with each course, and lots of high end ingredients
feral ferry
Can you guess, how much these are priced
This is my favourite takeout joint
Guess the pricing
barren pewter
wtf
barren pewter
5 euros for all that????
feral ferry
Yea
barren pewter
litwa is officially the new Czech Republic
tbh, 1 euro for 1.5 litre of kvass is enough to get me to go there
barren pewter
O.O
that's half to a third of what I'd pay for something like that here
but...money does go further there
feral ferry
Btw if you missed it
4 sausage hot dog
2.50
4 SAUSIGS IN A HOTDOG
Who the fuck does that
fading spade
that is cheap af wow..
feral ferry
Yeah
barren pewter
because people get paid less there
barren pewter
compared to canada, my city? hell yeah
feral ferry
If you lived in this country like 6 years ago
Before we got Euro
And had our own currency
These prices would be 2-4x smaller
barren pewter
making a few thousand a month lets you barely scrape by here
barren pewter
These prices would be 2-4x smaller
what in the actual frick
feral ferry
And it's STILL cheap af
barren pewter
blame euro
feral ferry
Euro did actually fuck our prices
Salaries were converted 1 : 3.4528
But prices 1:1
barren pewter
eeesh
feral ferry
So we are paid the same, but pay like 3.5x as much
So yeah a Big sized dumpling box
Like 1l or so
Was like, .60$?
Now it's 2.5 euro
Back then it was like 60 euro cents
barren pewter
so money doesn't go as far
feral ferry
Not even lying
barren pewter
but...
60 cents for...a litre of dumplings
odd ass measurement, but still
woah
that's a lot of food for so little
barren pewter
if only a dollar stretched that far here as well, ffs can't even buy a coffee here for a dollar
it'll buy a small bunch of bananas at a grocery store, but that's about it
:D
nothing beats some long yellow nanners in the mouth
feral ferry
How much do you even pay for bananas
barren pewter
.56 for a small bunch at my store
barren pewter
you should
feral ferry
I don't really buy fruit in general
Most of em get eaten by wife
I feel malnutrishioned af but eh, who cares
feral ferry
Rn I am on an apple binge actually
barren pewter
eat a healthy mix
feral ferry
I tried an apple like 4 days ago
And been kinda hooked
Fruits and especially veggies are on the expensive side in our country
So I replace them with meat
Cause nothing beats a good pizza
barren pewter
I'm getting these mental images of you injecting apple pulp into your veins like it's krokodil or heroin now
feral ferry
Ayy, krokodil
barren pewter
And been kinda hooked
^^ the phrasing of this mate, just...
barren pewter
I had that with...
think it was...blueberries, the other day
I ended up eating a litre of them in one sitting
barren pewter
apple
lovely
also
fibre helps you actually shit out waste
if you don't get much...
good luck
feral ferry
Doge will wearing headphones 24/7 and blasting songs and medium/high volume impact my hearing later in life?
barren pewter
probably
but I do it too, so...
yeah, my hearing has gotten worse over the years...
I'd not do that if I were you
feral ferry
Rn my YT is on this, Windows is on 100, and amp is on 1/2 vol
So it's on the quieter side
barren pewter
I'm not cool enough to have an amp
but...my current audio setup is surprisingly not shite
doubly so for a razer product
feral ferry
Kraken?
barren pewter
blackshark v2
feral ferry
Ain't that the cheap af one too
barren pewter
the v2
not the v2 X
the v2 X is the budget model
comes with a rubber non-chew resistant cable and no sound card
also half the price of the standard v2
feral ferry
fossil solar
Just get some real headphones
feral ferry
Spacetrooper man speaks the truth
barren pewter
vexx
feral ferry
Oi
barren pewter
do you think this game will get delayed?
feral ferry
Dunno
I suspect yes
The game looks bad
Chris Avellone got kicked out
This to me looks Cyberpunk 2.0
barren pewter
o.O
barren pewter
dude
barren pewter
they kicked Chris out
feral ferry
Chris did a lot of amazing things
barren pewter
and they got rid of him
feral ferry
He just fucked up with women
Sexual harrassment n all
But as a creator, he's incredible
feral ferry
Like most polish things
Oh right
Jess Cliffe
He got "exposed" for "child sexual exploitation"
When the woman I think hid her real age or something
I dunno that was a mess of a story
And Jess is one of the, I think, good guys in the industry
Counter Strike is his brain child
fading spade
Kamski looks like the one guy in Friends but less American
fading spade
the creator of the first android in the game
|| Kamski said he always leaves an exit in his programs ||
|| But he hasnt been part of cyberlife for over 10 years, so maybe they removed that or only he knows this exists? ||
fringe salmon
why are you asking questions that sound like they would be major spoilers when youre in the process of watching the game 
fringe salmon
ah, so just blogging as usual
feral ferry
Just being Lana
And asking questions about a game I think nobody here has played
Lana you should join this https://discord.com/invite/ps
I think you will find more people probably care over there
fringe salmon
still have the opinion making a blog or a twitter account to livetweet the impressions make more sense than posting it on discord when it's not a question you actually want an answer to
feral ferry
still have the opinion making a blog or a twitter account to livetweet the impre...
Ah yes Lana the social media influencer/game journalist
Tbh when was the last time she really listened to us?
Dunno I can't think of one
barren pewter
likewise
fringe salmon
just by nature of how twitter for example works it would fit live commentary that isn't necessarily asking for interaction much more imo
feral ferry
Honestly
For her own good, don't touch Twitter
What's the next big, good thing that's not twitter?
feral ferry
I'd rather say Pinterest
But I don't know if that's how it works
Never really used it, just heard of it
orchid prism
It's basically a giant pin board of images.
fringe salmon
think thats just for pictures? never used it either bc the navigation is horrible without an account when I get to it from a google result
orchid prism
Thanks for reminding me to filter it from Google...again
fading spade
Good idea
fading spade
?
barren pewter
you have a lot to talk about regarding games
why not just play them on a stream
provide live commentary
get some simps and the cashflow that comes with it
fringe salmon
I onyl have time after work and during work break
..yes that's when almost every human finds time for things 😅
fading spade
after work I have about an hour., before I go get dinner ready
so its like 8pm before I can do what I want for the night
barren pewter
you could totally stream for a few hours, couple times a week
feral ferry
Like, for us it sounds you talk about random stuff 24/7
barren pewter
ye
feral ferry
At least it feels like today you spent the whole day talking about a game nobody really played
Guess she had a day off
barren pewter
"work" = chatting on discord
fading spade
yeah basically today was a day off
I was told to wait until the meeting tomorrow
feral ferry
"work" = chatting on discord
THAT IS WHAT A DISCORD EMPLOYEE DOES
Unless you work front/back end dev or servers
Then you most likely don't
But a discord mod literally all they do is talk and moderate
feral ferry
So, totally out of context
barren pewter
everything interesting is out of context
feral ferry
I hate how Windows defaults for Office to handle .docx format (Which is how it should be)
Whereas .doc is not associated to anything
barren pewter
wdym
fringe salmon
you could totally stream for a few hours, couple times a week
can't really stream yourself watching lets plays though, not really counting as reaction content so I dont think it could work with copyright tbh
barren pewter
it is set up on my machine to treat it as an openoffice .xml file
feral ferry
At least that's how I got it configured stock
I hate how I have to manually right click all .doc files and "Open with>Word"
trim rock
I don't know don't some twitch streamers literally just watch videos for hours or did they put an end to that
barren pewter
can't really stream yourself watching lets plays though, not really counting as ...
I meant playing the games on her own
playing is better than watching, 13 times out of 10
fringe salmon
yeah but her commentary is 99% from her watching lets plays
trim rock
That's the good content people are looking for indeed
fringe salmon
and yeah people sometimes still just do live reaction, but to other types of content, like highlights or such, feel like restreaming a lets play wouldn't really work
trim rock
Yeah true
fringe salmon
so no livestream but blogging it is then 😛
fading spade
fringe salmon
(or twitter etc.) you know what I meant 
barren pewter
(or twitter etc.) you know what I meant <:rooPout:799619815673036800>
yes, but also no
ornate cedar
kill em all
barren pewter
hm, should finish my pineapple
trim rock
Probably would prefer mastodon
barren pewter
ok pineapple done
fringe salmon
true, keep forgetting mastodon exists though 
ornate cedar
Hard to care about that trash
barren pewter
Hard to care about that trash
hell, I should start streaming
do people watch fallout new vegas still?
maybe with a few hundred mods to keep it fresh?
barren pewter
They do if im doin it
wait
we could do a mikeburnfire thing
but be way worse
murderin' all who violate the be nice rule and such
ornate cedar
Or the psychotic warcriminal doing everything which violate the rules of war, just because they can.
ornate cedar
Nuke a or nuke b. Both
why?
More suffering
barren pewter
Nuke a or nuke b. Both
why?
More suffering
and grenade rifles
never forgetti the grenade rifles
🙏
ornate cedar
I like pistols, so i can emulate US police
ornate cedar
Rules of engagement are atleast less strict than the military
unborn spruce
Remember that time the US police used 108 bullets on a single person, almost all of which missed?
barren pewter
Remember that time the US police used 108 bullets on a single person, almost all...
jesus christ
unborn spruce
And that number trumps the amount of ammo used by German police in a year recently.
barren pewter
up here, if the cops fire a shot at you
- it connects
- it maims or kills you
which was the intended goal
ornate cedar
You can get court marshaled for shooting twice at an armed suspect by military standard
unborn spruce
Cops down under are brutal, man.
fringe salmon
And that number trumps the amount of ammo used by German police in a year recent...
we dont need bullets we have bureaucracy 
unborn spruce
Guy was getting shot at with a shotty so he tried a kinghit since his pistol was slower and knocked the dude on his ass.
barren pewter
Cops down under are brutal, man.
yep
unborn spruce
Aussie cops are pog.
barren pewter
welcome to america
barren pewter
Aussie cops are pog.
canadian cops are as well
british commonwealth cops in general are pretty pog
never forget the bobbies
ornate cedar
Germans like the Dutch also have recognised the right to freedom as a right. Thus escaping police and even jail/prison is allowed
fringe salmon
yup
barren pewter
that's so brilliant, it actually defies logic
ornate cedar
Also extreme scrutany when you even pull your gun. Police gets investigated for the mere action of pulling the gun. Definitely if they shoot
fringe salmon
you just cant break laws while doing so, aka driving over speed limit or so, that would make your sentence worse and you're not going to actually escape a chase without breaking tempo limit lmao
ornate cedar
It does have to be criminal level so above 30km/h outside city limits
else it would just be a fine
barren pewter
It does have to be criminal level so above 30km/h outside city limits
wtf, here it's 10km/h above limit
fringe salmon
it's more inline that you dont have to incriminate yourself so you dont get punished for not speaking up if it would hurt yourself etc.
so yes while it is funny, and if you manage to escape prison and stay away nothing will happen, it's in 99.9% just a technicality
barren pewter
so yes while it is funny, and if you manage to escape prison and stay away nothi...
because the cops are gonna catch you unless you leave for a far off place
I'm sure evading the dutch police is about as hard as getting to kazahkstan or somewhere else far flung and staying put
out of their reach
fringe salmon
and because it's much harder to escape and hide without breaking any laws, easier to bribe a guard to look away than it is to make a 10 meter jump above a fence 
ornate cedar
You are still to sit out your sentence if caught later. You can even choose to go to jail instead of paying fines at 50eur/day
barren pewter
You are still to sit out your sentence if caught later. You can even choose to g...
then cause a daring bank heist, succeed, and use some of the profits to just pay away your jail time
ornate cedar
You cant pay away your jail time though one way only
fringe salmon
no you're reading it the other way than it is
fringe salmon
ornate cedar
If you get 300 euro fine you can just tell em that you cant/wont pay and you get 6 days in jail
ornate cedar
Atleast its written in the law
fringe salmon
well, there some things around it, as in they can try to figure out if you have valuables they can sell off, try to have you sit in longer as a measure to get you to speak up about what you have in valuables etc.
barren pewter
ornate cedar
They cant force me shit.
barren pewter
true that
ngl, I'd be cheesed if the cops tried to get me to squeal about having valuable assets they could take
ornate cedar
Plus if you sell off stuff it might mean you will be more likely to commit crime to return to the same level
barren pewter
Plus if you sell off stuff it might mean you will be more likely to commit crim...
it's a vicious circle
fringe salmon
depending on the case they can also add you on a list that banks and such check if you ask for a loan so you'd never get that or good rates for similar deals
ornate cedar
You are also better off doing your job and pay it off
barren pewter
You are also better off doing your job and pay it off
that's common sense, no?
fringe salmon
just get to a point where you have all of the police and any other law enforcement in your pocket ez
ornate cedar
Never got a fine so dont know how long you get before the time to pay is up. Its months or somethin
barren pewter
Never got a fine so dont know how long you get before the time to pay is up. Its...
a few months is plenty of time to produce a few hundred euros
just means no money for booze for a month or two
ornate cedar
You get a nice letter and it says for what and how much. If you wait too long it gets increased. That happens few cycles
ps: anyone using high beams with people around should feel bad
barren pewter
ps: anyone using high beams with people around should feel bad
yeah
I hate driving at night
just because people have their high beams on
and it shines right into my fucking eyes if I'm driving past them
ornate cedar
If the police catch you with them on by defination you can get a fine
unborn spruce
Oh look, another Far Cry.
feral ferry
Holy shit car fry looks good
unborn spruce
$15 says it’ll be exactly the same feeling as the last 4.
barren pewter
new dawn was awful
feral ferry
Okay I take it away
barren pewter
no doubt
unborn spruce
But in context? Just more of the same.
feral ferry
The environment in car fry 6 looks sick
barren pewter
But in context? Just more of the same.
that's just fine tbh
feral ferry
The human models look like they are from Crysis 1
unborn spruce
Idk, we’ve already experienced Far Cry.
And the stories are all just mediocre aside from the rare one like 3.
barren pewter
The environment in car fry 6 looks sick
yeah, takes place in cuba
barren pewter
And the stories are all just mediocre aside from the rare one like 3.
that's just fine
it was never about that
it was about the gunplay, the open world
the open-ness of the game
unborn spruce
Idk. Kinda wish Ubisoft would really make it something special for once, y’know? It’s just a tired game that hasn’t improved in 4 generations.
feral ferry
Wot ze fuck is this
unborn spruce
Even the open-ness isn’t peak anymore.
feral ferry
An actual flamethrower
unborn spruce
Feels like Assassins Creed in the bad ways, y’know?
unborn spruce
Just wish Ubi would do something interesting with it. Not like they can’t, really.
feral ferry
RED DEAD CRY 6
unborn spruce
If nothing else it’s basically the perfect ground for a brilliant story.
ornate cedar
Is he speaking slovak?
feral ferry
Are bad
barren pewter
the croc looks like actual shit
unborn spruce
Yep.
barren pewter
The bow is from fc3
not a bad thing
unborn spruce
The whole game kinda does, actually. On higher res at least.
Must be polishing atm.
barren pewter
the bow is in every far cry game since 3
ornate cedar
ASVAL
WOOT
barren pewter
pretty much
ornate cedar
Worse than the french
barren pewter
but the FAL is a damn good rifle
ornate cedar
except 308 ones
barren pewter
Worse than the french
surrender or permanently be someone's speed bump
your choice
ornate cedar
Real life they are matte black, atleast that I know of
barren pewter
I don't know about the finish on them
but ffs
the soviets never did nickel plated firearms iirc
ornate cedar
Its matte, atleast should be if you are making a stealth oriented gun
barren pewter
ok
so...
I'm preparing to spend at least $400 on games in the next 18 months
also, far cry 6 can't come out any time soon
that demo just screams "unfinished"
ornate cedar
Smoke seems from 2006
Few sprites moving up
how does some shoulder mounted missile backpack make a chance against a modern tank? Anti-armour tank shells have a hard time with penetrating the plating.
barren pewter
how does some shoulder mounted missile backpack make a chance against a modern t...
¯_(ツ)_/¯
it's a video game
for balance reasons, it should be vulnerable to player attack
ornate cedar
Especially if you dont have a timed explosive with an initial penatrating head
barren pewter
Vexx
feral ferry
Models are like literally Crysis 1 era
ornate cedar
Also animations are stiff
feral ferry
But I think they want to capture the feeling of FC2
So if they succeed, best FC game so far
Horses are in the game which is cool
barren pewter
they already are tbh
they had some damn good franchises
but...they killed them off
unborn spruce
Bruh.
They’ve been in shambles for nearly a decade.
The fuck rock have you been living under?
feral ferry
Valhalla? Just bad
Watch Dogs Legion? Even worse
That battle royale game? Dead
Rainbow 6? Getting worse and worse
Rainbow 6 Quarantine? Nobody asked for
barren pewter
The fuck rock have you been living under?
oh, that rock right next to my friends squidward and spongebob
unborn spruce
Dude... you really have too much hope in Ubi.
feral ferry
They've had actually good games like half a decade ago
Wait lemme check wtf have they released
feral ferry
Dude... you really have too much hope in Ubi.
I don't, cause they are shit with all of their sjw values
unborn spruce
sigh Ubisoft at their best has been other companies midrange.
barren pewter
I don't, cause they are shit with all of their sjw values
get used to it
it's the norm now
unborn spruce
And shit, even tiny studios have put out better stuff than all of Ubi combined.
feral ferry
No I will not
ornate cedar
Why are they all wearing thicc cloth as armour. No one has any plate carries there? Wouldnt even hold sharpnel
unborn spruce
And yeah... it’s the norm.
feral ferry
And I will actively boycott companies that try to bring that shit
barren pewter
game studios like RWS will be the exception to the norm
barren pewter
tbh
unborn spruce
barren pewter
running with scissors has always been the exception to the norm
ornate cedar
Nah that aint irony
feral ferry
It's actually been only 2 years since their last good game
Growtopia is a 2019 release
ornate cedar
Hmm, how the fuck did they not think of locking the tank hatch. Someone can just open it and pull someone out
bruh
ww2 shit
barren pewter
Hmm, how the fuck did they not think of locking the tank hatch. Someone can just...
damn
feral ferry
Okay, their last good AAA game
unborn spruce
And iirc the dev studio was not only tiny but acquired by Ubi mid development.
barren pewter
that's like afghan military level shit
unborn spruce
BRUH.
feral ferry
BEST Anno game so far
unborn spruce
That’s still not good.
unborn spruce
That’s a good long while ago and Ubi churns out games.
feral ferry
Not good?
ornate cedar
Tanks have locks on the hatches nowadays. It allows them to not get fucked by a hand granade
unborn spruce
Hey 4head, not trashing Anno.
feral ferry
Anno 1800 is actually a great game
ornate cedar
1404 is good
feral ferry
It's one of their main-er franchises and they hit the nail right on hits head with 1800
ornate cedar
me likey
barren pewter
But that being their last good release is awful.
yep
feral ferry
1800 takes 1404 and just improves it
feral ferry
I played the 1800, it was actually really good
ornate cedar
Like bad sales
barren pewter
hell, I'm not gonna buy it on Epic's shite store and not on ubi's either
both suck
unborn spruce
sigh Doge, listen...
Do you really seriously believe Far Cry 6 is going to be a great game. Really seriously?
With Ubi’s track record?
barren pewter
*sigh* Doge, listen...
Do you really seriously believe Far Cry 6 is going to be ...
I expect it to be the same formula as 5
ornate cedar
The pirates life you go then heh
feral ferry
Alright, 2017 was a good year for Ubisoft
unborn spruce
That’s not indicative.
unborn spruce
For Honor? That game with the 16 players?
ornate cedar
battlefront is ea
unborn spruce
Poor For Honor.
unborn spruce
Poor 6 players in For Honor.
feral ferry
Poor For Honor.
Yeah this lad might be good at crypto, but I don't think he's in any kind of authority when it comes to games
For Honor is actually quite good I heard
ornate cedar
For Honor plays nicely
barren pewter
That’s not indicative.
hell, most AAA games break even on preorders alone nowadays
unborn spruce
Oh c’mon, you know the game has been kicked down a lot of times by awful management.
feral ferry
Got quite a bit of following
barren pewter
so, meh
unborn spruce
Game has such good potential, but the playerbase got lacerated hard.
unborn spruce
Mate of mine still plays it, needs a substantial playerbase boost.
It’s on steam already, iirc.
ornate cedar
Eh, managed to play it just fine year ago
unborn spruce
rolls eyes Check out the steam charts. For a game like that it’s not going as well as I’d want.
ornate cedar
I played games with userbases of ~100 and it went well
unborn spruce
Though I’ll shit on it’s netcode, it’s pretty bad.
feral ferry
Well 2015 was great for Ubisoft, Rainbow Six Siege released that year
And it's an actual financial hit
Earns well, good player base
unborn spruce
2015 was 6 years ago. 
ornate cedar
Rainbow six siege was a fuck it all in gamble
unborn spruce
Bruh, the point is that it’s been too long for a company like Ubi since their last really big thing.
ornate cedar
Ubisoft does manage to revive dying franchises i think
feral ferry
In recent years they have been fucking up
But to say that this decade has been a failure? Fuck no
They had some actually good and sometimes insanely good releases
It's only in the past 2-3 years they lost their heads
But that'll get fixed due time, with community backlash and financial repercussions
ornate cedar
Did they change leadership or something?
feral ferry
I think so?
And they have that sexual harassment case going on
Where Ubi said "We will do what we can to ensure sexual harassment never happens" and did nothing
So they are getting shat on again
The guy who got called out for harassing females is still in his job
ornate cedar
Yea, better to define what the more is to ease the minds more
feral ferry
You know, in a way I realize
All of these companies pretend to be on the "left" spectrum
All the inclusion and shit
ornate cedar
So wokescolds?
feral ferry
But in reality they are on the right
barren pewter
You know, in a way I realize
All of these companies pretend to be on the "left" ...
because that's what a lot of the western world is doing
feral ferry
Just in actuality giving no shits about social issues
feral ferry
So, pretend to be left, stay on the right?
I can support that
I'd rather just be openly on the right but eh
barren pewter
So, pretend to be left, stay on the right?
to remain relevant and avoid bad PR from "woke" or whatever those fucks call themselves today
feral ferry
Cxsgenders you mean
ornate cedar
Condemning art is what the nazis did
barren pewter
Condemning art is what the nazis did
they also stole a lot of it, no?
ornate cedar
If it wasnt considered degenerete
feral ferry
Did they ever find those rumoured nazi gold trains?
ornate cedar
Probably somewhere in the swiss alps
barren pewter
Probably somewhere in the swiss alps
haven't those been thoroughly checked already?
ornate cedar
You know how many bunkers it has
feral ferry
Doubt you can check and entire mountain range "thoroughly"
barren pewter
I'm sure the allies checked every centimetre of rail line before anything else
ornate cedar
like 90% of the population or something has room in a bunker
feral ferry
like 90% of the population or something has room in a bunker
Sounds polish to me
barren pewter
on horseback
ornate cedar
even the cavalry against tanks
even the mailman against the SS division embarrassing the entire division taking days and extreme force.
The entire building was shot up
Even plans of sapping the entire building was on the table
against the mailmen
Found the incident
slim token
finally
ornate cedar
what?