Yeah darts are also called flechettes
#🎮│game
feral ferry
orchid prism
You hear a single sniper shot miss you, see a blinking scope in the distance.
You set up your LMG tripod and let er rip.
No more sniper shots 😄
barren pewter
You set up your LMG tripod and let er rip.
No more sniper shots 😄
yep
barren pewter
but I had a bipod and iron sights
true chads use iron sights
beta males use optics
orchid prism
I remember getting kicked and banned on so many Bad Company 2 servers for being a sniper medic.
barren pewter
lol
BF1 was nothing but that
ffs, half of the medic weapons came with sniper variants
wind quest
bf1 was pretty good
fading spade
TIL there is a special holster for a Makarov where instead of pulling it upwards out the back of the holster, you push it through the holster and it will automatically take your gun off safety, rack the slide and make it ready to fire by the time you aim
novel umbra
Sounds very unsafe
fading spade
welcome to 1950's Russia
novel umbra
Bump into something and get your handgun falling on your feet with the safety off
fading spade
no, you need a lot of force to slide it through
barren pewter
They had optical sights on their bergmann mps
yeppers
and everyone ran around with a bolt action fitted with an optic
or ran around with water cooled MGs
fading spade
I am now level noice in Forza Horizon 4
barren pewter
I am now level noice in Forza Horizon 4
👌
ornate cedar
Or you dont shoot at medics so they dont have to rely on guns to do their job
barren pewter
Or you dont shoot at medics so they dont have to rely on guns to do their job
booooooo
ngl, playing medic is fun, but being immune to gunfire would just ruin it
ornate cedar
ngl, playing medic is fun, but being immune to gunfire would just ruin it
Supposed to, not unable to
orchid prism
orchid prism
I'll play it - I might even pay for once. Just to not have to deal with Vicky 2.
barren pewter
and how that all fell through
barren pewter
Vexxy
feral ferry
Don't insult my lover Todd
barren pewter
- bullshit, and no, I don't care for your lover
and 2) true, but I'm still unsure as to if any game dev can keep a promise anymore
feral ferry
Look I know you got your ass shanked by a dildo without any lube with the 76
Just give Todd a second chance aight
feral ferry
Why tf do people preorder in the first place
barren pewter
the "game + season pass" package
barren pewter
Why tf do people preorder in the first place
hype
feral ferry
Eh
barren pewter
was bigger than the game itself
feral ferry
I preordered once, that was MHW
Couldn't run the game, refunded
And that was I think the last time I ever bought a game full price 
I just don't really pay for software at all
Either discounts or black flag
unborn spruce
Paradox game, tho. I imagine it'll be broken as fuck like any other Paradox game. :L
Pls Paradox... don't break this one.
barren pewter
Pls Paradox... don't break this one.
HOI4
still salty that they break a mechanic
then put in a paywall to get a worse version of it
feral ferry
still salty that they break a mechanic
Me and Stalker Clear Sky faction wars
Just... doesn't really work
So much fun and potential that could have happened
But.. wasn't meant to be
Feature was borked
barren pewter
¯_(ツ)_/¯
look
vexxy
todd can do his thing and sell snake oil
I'm gonna wait for reviews before I even consider playing starfield
slim token
i regret buying prey to this day
unborn spruce
That was a pretty underrated game, tbh.
radiant copper
ho yeah deep space waifu feels great on the lekker
ornate cedar
2B does not go to deep space 
ornate cedar
Mods, but why bother when you have websites
radiant copper
but the resolution on the keyboard is amazing
no no mod
real game
the game is a porn game
but you need to activate the contant
ornate cedar
You cant change constants
radiant copper
ini
ornate cedar
they are constant after all
radiant copper
its an hiden handle in the game files
ornate cedar
Are you for real
radiant copper
got the game ?
radiant copper
oof
ornate cedar
radiant copper
it was that one rigth if you look under her skirt she kills you
hotline miami ? @ornate cedar
barren pewter
hotline miami ? <@!355089263567699970>
hotline miami is actually the most classy game series
I got hotline miami 2: wrong number
game is fire
it's reportedly an improvement over the first, but...the first is probably still stellar
radiant copper
now loking for a game to push my keyboard resoluion lol
radiant copper
my old keyboard was sloppy
slim token
more keys per inch
barren pewter
ah
well then for that you'd want something hectic and fast paced
like Hotline Miami
or...
tetris
radiant copper
ornate cedar
radiant copper
its probably free too
barren pewter
<:pepesweat:660549398417113098>
doge spunk
get it here while it's still warm
sorry
I had to make that joke
anyway
ornate cedar
I hope that my cyber enhanced super soldiers make a chance, if not, the space lasers will be deployed
barren pewter
nah, fallout tactics, that game is actually so hard
radiant copper
sorry i am trying to learn
barren pewter
I've rage quit it at least 50 times
and it took me 100 hours to clear the campaign
radiant copper
something like tech suport, dwarffortress would be insanity to learn on top of that
radiant copper
hades?
barren pewter
Where the game makes clear that it doesnt care if you life or die
that's what games need to do
quit coddling the players
fallout 4 was the worst, too easy even on survival
the FROST mod fixed that fast
I fucking love that mod
ornate cedar
The game will not go out of the way to kill you but if you shoot randomly and on the pda you read a group of monolith have been spotted to run towards where you are
barren pewter
yep
with the FROST mod
it's an open world
it won't spawn raiders on the road in front of you
but if you go to a known raider hideout, expect raiders
ornate cedar
You get the feeling of oh shit, but thank you someone reported it in the first place
ornate cedar
Sometimes you get people moving to your location drawn to the fireing, If they realise you are friendly they wont open fire but help out in the firefight
barren pewter
yep
anyway
I figure I should give into the shadows
get some of that "sleep" they tempt me with
ornate cedar
The gateway drug to dreaming
barren pewter
but...will it be a peaceful sleep, or an absolute fucking nightmare?
only one way to find out
actually, I think I'll start my spasms about now
ornate cedar
I remember going to bed and the dream ending with me being done with the bs and climb into bed telling myself imma wake up soon
barren pewter
mixing redbull and vodka is never a pleasant experience
barren pewter
I remember going to bed and the dream ending with me being done with the bs and ...
ok
ornate cedar
woke up moment later
barren pewter
that is just lovely
ornate cedar
when the demon thinks he can spook you and torture you
barren pewter
I literally played that same day I had all over again
same lessons, same food, same conversations with friends
same bus delay on the way home
literally the same fucking day I just lived through
but while I was asleep
ornate cedar
My dreams have learned to not make it into a nightmare. It ends up with me getting fed up and realising its a dream and them in total shock as im not in full control of the simulation
barren pewter
ngl
that's kinda big brain
like divergent
when tris just realizes
that the simulation
isn't real
🧠
you get 'em, girl
and she can just ignore the actual way to deal with the issues presented and BS through them
like cracking the glass of the fish tank, simply diving into a puddle that magically appears in the soil to escape the birds
she bends it to her will to suit her needs
ornate cedar
Last time it was because I got publically shamed/accused by like 200 people. And after like 10 seconds, of thinking what to do. I responded with, wait this is a dream and im the creator of your existance. And them turning silent all staring at me
barren pewter
damn bro
you show your dreams who's boss
usually I just find a way to shred the dream from the inside out, as opposed to simply denying it exists
I'm not even kidding, one nightmare I had when I was 15
I was in a movie theatre
and everyone in the theatre but me
was my grade 9 french teacher
just multiple clones of her
ornate cedar
Once there was an dream where my home got invaded threatening to kill all of my family. And I just spawned in an army of supersoldiers and went to their homeland to set everything on fire with me just closing my eyes and opening them imagining them all burning
barren pewter
I just kinda made a bomb from things scavenged around the theatre, trapped all those clones in the theatre, and bomb went off
barren pewter
Once there was an dream where my home got invaded threatening to kill all of my ...
O.O
boi
is it just the slavs who get the fucked up dreams?
I got that plot line last night
invaded home, family threatened
ornate cedar
It did resemble a proper battleground
barren pewter
except it ended with me going full john wick on the invaders
with a G11 K2 for whatever reason
the germans sure know how to make boxes deadly as fuck
ornate cedar
Seems its not common to also be able to feel pain, eat and taste it in dreams from what people tell me
I do
barren pewter
usually I just wake up when I've had enough in the way of pain
I remember having a dream where I got stabbed
woke up right as the knife was being slid out of my chest
felt my groin, turns out it wasn't real
ornate cedar
I got mauled by zombie once
ornate cedar
I even remember when i was like around 14 to make sure to not think about zombies to make them appear
Once did that, and noped out to wake up
barren pewter
I don't feel as if I should draw this parallel
but I did the same with my grade 9 french teacher
she actually made that year a living hell
and I still get nightmares of being in her class
being called up to present
ugh
ornate cedar
You do have to wonder if you are a good person when people get nightmares about you
barren pewter
true that
trail dove
The most vivid memory I have of pain is from a dream
barren pewter
either the senses firing at made up stimuli is random, and we three suffer from it
or it's tied to mental conditions
we here all have ADHD iirc, could be that, no?
trail dove
I know I do
barren pewter
I was never diagnosed but I have symptoms just like it, and always have, and my teachers always thought I had it, even the GP thought I had it
ornate cedar
I also remember a train ride through somehwhere. Had to guard it and be the captain. Remember we stopped at a station, some armed men shoot at us, vended off. went to look around realising a big mall and it being unstable due to terrorism. Went back to the train to continue the ride, some old man caught my attention. Asked about who we were, told us what he did and the war in that country, and then decided to quickly turn around and jump of the platform falling like 10 meters. Splattered organs on the floor and then woke up
I remembered directly thinking and questioning why he did that
ornate cedar
Yea, but the image did stick of the corpse
barren pewter
it's horrifying just what the mind can conjure up given stimuli
ornate cedar
It was more middle eastern, north afrikan in surrounding
ornate cedar
Somehow the station had a big ass mall
barren pewter
we both know that dreams don't have to make sense to have an impact
and stick with the dreamer
ornate cedar
Yea, the logic making part is offline during sleeping hours
barren pewter
did my french teacher actually have dried blood on her hands when she taught me?
no
ornate cedar
Usually when it goes online you know you are also in a dream
barren pewter
but the imagery reinforced what I knew, what I felt and exactly what I thought
the dreams are a reflection of the dreamer, at least in my experience
I've always had pleasant dreams when my mind was at ease
which is why those are rarer than fucking unicorns
ornate cedar
Probably just the parts that are awake misinterpreting some signal as actual data and not random noise or unrelated data
When you sleep only the higher levels of congnitions tend to go out. Middle and low level are still active
barren pewter
I like to think that it's two parts of my mind running alongside each other
trying to trip each other
ornate cedar
Which is why reading in your dreams is often impossible or makes no sense. The language center is closed
barren pewter
my subconscious mind always attaching imagery that wasn't actually there, but reinforces the theme to my thicc ass skull
and my smart ass conscious mind trying to see past it to the kernels of truth within the dream
the oddest sparing match plays every night
I wonder what will play tonight
barren pewter
Which is why reading in your dreams is often impossible or makes no sense. The l...
never had any text displayed in a dream of mine
so, that issue was always sidesteped for me
ornate cedar
I do think there is like two minds living in my consciousness. One is pragmatic, saves my life, protecting me and advising me. The other being hyperactive, more compasionate, way more impulsive which seem to be my normal thinking. With the first taking over when shit goes down, even physically taking control to tell me off. But it could be just my conciousness and subconciousness. In any case I like them both
barren pewter
both work together to get you through it
where as my two minds spar in the background and lead to some weird shit
that still oddly makes sense
ornate cedar
Whatever it is, if im unsure what to do and its yelling at me to do or not do something. Imma follow that
It actually saved me from impulsively killing myself multiple times now. It just telling me to stop it, and even physically making me unable to move my body if i tried
barren pewter
O.O
my friend
that's awesome
the only thing stopping me is not wanting to kill the vibe for others
for you, it's your body not wanting to kill the vibe for you
quite pog
ornate cedar
I remember that i had i surgical knife and had it pressed to my vein. unable to move it further, Even if i tried to push further something just was blocking that. at somepoint throwing the knife away
Whatever it is, keep it up
barren pewter
self preservation at it's finest
if you can't consciously do it, your body will do it on it's own
a failsafe
ornate cedar
Or the subconcious is being the rational one
barren pewter
rationality is best left to be dealt with by something else
ornate cedar
It was always a severe over reaction and whatever caused the situation turned out overblown in my mind
radiant copper
nitrogen
ornate cedar
Emotions are wack sometimes
radiant copper
how dare you and not having us on the will
barren pewter
ngl, I oughta sleep
radiant copper
yeah
radiant copper
nothing cofee cant fix
barren pewter
I'm gonna puke in
3
2
1
there we go
anyway
I've got a date with my fucked up mind
radiant copper
sucks
barren pewter
because alcohol is a bitch about 6 hours after you drink a lot of it
barren pewter
yep
I remember that
you said drunk programming was the best
and tony warned you that you wouldn't even understand your code the next day
radiant copper
not the best but code comes out
barren pewter
when you sober up
radiant copper
even if its retarded
barren pewter
it works
radiant copper
it works
radiant copper
dont question it
radiant copper
next guy will pull his hair out of his head and ass tho
barren pewter
next guy will pull his hair out of his head and ass tho
asscrack hair
that is actually the worst
when you shit, if the log touches those hairs
game over
you're gonna have a racing stripe in your undies
radiant copper
the best is to re read your anotation the next day
they are more akin to drunk rambling lool
annyway
nigth
small comet
im diagnosed with smth.... but i feel like i might have adhd but eh
i remember a ton of dreams tho
keen urchin
Holy shit
It's almost impossible to find an interesting game with the amount of trash you have to wade through
ornate cedar
heh
turbid patrol
anyone @here who has found the magical analog settings for CS:GO and/or VALORANT yet?
i thought i would like to have a setting of say the shift key to switch between two different analog input curves and would like the curve settings to be more detailed and labeled.
orchid prism
anyone @here who has found the magical analog settings for CS:GO and/or VALORANT...
My dude. Stop crossposting this. I swear I have have to delete it a third time, you're going on a timeout. 😛
turbid patrol
but its a legit question for the devs, isnt it?
small comet
if u mean microsoft devs yes
turbid patrol
thought the "here" was the problem
orchid prism
What part of "don't post it in several channels" is relevant to that followup question 😛
turbid patrol
so can i post it there if i delete it here? which one is the correct channel for the guys that made the software to see it?
small comet
orchid prism
No no no...
Jesus.
Here. Because you shouldn't be asking the Wooting staff if they have the perfect CSGO profile in the first place. You should look on the Wootabase, or ask here.
orchid prism
It's part "what profile to use" and part feedback. Which goes in #archived_feed_us_back
small comet
i shall wait to receive my whipping
keen urchin
I'm at a loss at what to play and it sucks
I just need to start playing something
But nothing seems inspiring
Powerwash simulator looks good right now
What is this logic?
slim token
y simulate it when you can do it irl
ornate cedar
Domina
fading spade
ornate cedar
Raid?
barren pewter
ye
new D2 raid
dropped at 1pm EST
a buddy was at it for about 11 hours
then realized the boss fight was broken
he never really told me how it was broken
ornate cedar
Sounds like rust
barren pewter
I recall him saying something about being disqualified from an international race to complete the raid if he kills the boss by pushing it off the map/ using the terrain to kill the boss iirc
ornate cedar
So just let the terrain do the work
ornate cedar
Booo
ornate cedar
barren pewter
what I've learned playing fallout and watching Zombieland
is that some rules are meant to be broken
ornate cedar
And rust learned me if you do it right the admin will even enable you
ornate cedar
My friend and I were on a server where two dipshits were constantly raiding people, killing people, door trapping, calling themselves the superior players of the server. So we did a little trolling by making a bait base. Working by making others think you are raiding the base but if they try to jump you... you murder them by hiding under the door. We with a shotgun and pistol took all their high end gear. multiple times... they complained to the admin.. the admin told them to git gud
barren pewter
My friend and I were on a server where two dipshits were constantly raiding peop...
to be fair, rust is a free-for-all
if you kill a super well equipped player with an eoka, you deserve the gear you get off of them
ornate cedar
They pointed to the no rule of no bait bases and he removed that rule on the spot. Oh thanks for telling me about it, looks like bait bases are pretty good
barren pewter
if you do it multiple times in a row to the same person, they're either:
- 12 or under
- drunk or mentally deficient in some other way
ornate cedar
They began ranting in chat about how much we took.
the next day his base was blown wide open
barren pewter
They began ranting in chat about how much we took.
that's a sign you've done well
ornate cedar
Told on themselves being out of ways to defend themselves
barren pewter
ok
so I think this was 1.
playing with a young child
still
dumbass deserved it
and good on you, pinch
ornate cedar
heard they left quickly and made a fuss about it
Nobody gave a shit or knew there was free loot
barren pewter
welcome to rust
makes COD games on the xbox about 10 years ago look like a fucking tea party in comparison
ornate cedar
They thought their leaving meant shit for the server
it even gained more people afterwards
hehehe
barren pewter
because one less toxic child was on
I've seen people leave BF1 matches mid game, just because players were being hella toxic
like one time
ornate cedar
Most people became a lot more shill after that aswell
barren pewter
a campaign
ornate cedar
less shoot first, ask questions later
barren pewter
I was on the attacking side
and my entire team, other than me (support ftw), were scouts, camping in spawn, taking potshots at enemies out far away
after about 5 minutes of not being able to even capture a fucking villa from the top of a hill overlooking the entire thing, I just left
none of my team bothered to switch to another role
they were all completely useless
ornate cedar
Snipers are there to make them keep their head disapear
barren pewter
how the fuck do you capture territory with nothing but one machine gunner running in?
I literally stood no chance
it was actually sad
ornate cedar
Machine gunners are meant for suppression fire. To let the infantry move up
ornate cedar
Snipers pick off the other snipers and machinegunners
barren pewter
Snipers pick off the other snipers and machinegunners
nope
the snipers on that team were complete shit as well
ornate cedar
Lel
barren pewter
having nothing but scouts is always an issue
but if they can't hit shit as well?
ugh
not even kidding
that was the ONE time I rage quit a BF1 match
ornate cedar
rushing 5 men at a sniper means guaranteed success. Which is the goal of frontline infantry, overwhelming numbers
barren pewter
even after calling out for backup from the entire team
not one advanced
so, 31 snipers and one machine gunner attacking against a well balanced group, literally 8 of each class iirc
so 8 shock troops, 8 medics, 8 machine gunners and 8 snipers
ornate cedar
Best to have one push with all firepower behind it to spearhead the enemy lines and cause mass chaos in their ranks
barren pewter
I wish it was that easy pinch
ornate cedar
There is a reason they teach dicipline
barren pewter
I was one person, if I was spotted, I would die, either from someone getting the drop on me, or shooting and giving away my position
I literally had no chance of capturing any territory
ornate cedar
If the officer tells you to run, you run. the entire platoon does
barren pewter
the issue is that the team was 31 hill humping fucks and one actual player
ornate cedar
I would have called in airstrikes and mortars to flush out them out.
barren pewter
I would have
ornate cedar
Which would have been devastating to them especially when they begin to panic being shot at
barren pewter
but all I had was an MG 15 n.A, a modello 1915 pistol, an ammo crate, a single limpet charge, a fire bomb and an axe
that was it
my entire loadout
ornate cedar
and as they have fuck all to counter any charge if their hillbillies are running around
barren pewter
pinch
they did
they had 16 people per objective
I couldn't kill 16 people before the others got to the villa and dropped me
fuck, I couldn't kill 16 people without dying in such close quarters
anyone with an SMG would have mowed me down
barren pewter
pinch, there was no advance
it was 31 snipers hanging back and taking potshots
and me trying to actually do what the attackers are supposed to do
and capture vital objectives
OK
quote from modest pelican gaming that is just too accurate
"Battlefield games are like any good orgy; they require proficient teamwork and communication..."
ngl
so true
BF n00b in question: anti-teamwork n00b
I was on a team with 31 of them
ornate cedar
“One may know how to conquer without being able to do it. ”
― Sun Tzu, The Art of War
barren pewter
dude, I've done it before
you need a full team of committed people who know the goal and their part in it
ornate cedar
“If words of command are not clear and distinct, if orders are not thoroughly understood, then the general is to blame. But, if orders are clear and the soldiers nevertheless disobey, then it is the fault of their oficers.”
― Sun Tzu
barren pewter
ok
pinch
I love Sun Tzu just as much as the next guy
but you just can't apply it to video games
at least not battlefield and COD games
ornate cedar
Thats what tk is for
barren pewter
I can't teamkill in BF1
and even then
why bother
the game would go on until the attackers capture all objectives or have 250 deaths
whichever comes first
then round 2 and 3 would be the exact same
I was not gonna rush in, get killed 750 times
just to lose
seemed like a waste of time to me
ornate cedar
and yet people manage to organise themselves enough to play Napoleonic wars and have functional music units
barren pewter
so I up and left
barren pewter
and yet people manage to organise themselves enough to play Napoleonic wars and ...
I think that my story was because this was around when BF1 became a game with gold
where Xbox gold members (literally everyone with multiplayer) get free games each month
one month it was BF1
and that's when the entire game just became shit
too many hill humping fucks, too little actual teamwork to complete objectives
feral ferry
RE engine is cool
Just don't remember the project being a part of the Capcom leaks
Oh it was
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MH Stories 2 (Q1 FY21)
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DGS 12 (Q1 FY21)
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SHIELD (Q3 FY21)
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RESIDENT EVIL OUTBREAK (Q4 FY21)
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REGOLITH (Q4 FY21)
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"Indies 2" (Q1 FY22)
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"Indies 2 port" (Q2 FY22)
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Dragon's Dogma 2 (Q2 FY22)
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STREET FIGHTER 6 (Q3 FY22)
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ROCKMAN MATCH (Q3 FY22)
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RESIDENT EVIL 4 REMAKE (Q4 FY22)
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ONIMUSHA NEW WORK (Q4 FY22)
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MH NS G (QY F22)
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SHIELD G (Q4 FY22)
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Monster Hunter 6 (Q2 FY23)
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BIOHAZARD APOCALYPSE (Q3 FY23)
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CAPTAIN COMMANDO (Q4 FY23)
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SSF6 (Q4 FY23)
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NEW C (Q1 FY24)
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FINAL FIGHT REMAKE (Q2 FY24)
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POWER STONE REMAKE (Q3 FY24)
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NEW B (Q4 FY24)
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Ultra SF6 (Q4 FY24)
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Resident Evil Hank (Q4 FY24)
ornate cedar
What if you intentionally leak this to see what sticks and what gets binned
Tactical development
feral ferry
This wasn't intentional
Part of the infamous Capcom hacks
Shit ton of stuff got leaked, source codes, projects, etc
Saddest part about the roadmap I guess remains that there won't be a Dino Crisis at least until 2025
ornate cedar
The shareholders were done hearing only about Pachinko machines?
feral ferry
Capcom isn't Konami you fuck
ripe tendon
Dragons Dogma 2 would be nice. I'd be a smidge happier if they added co-op to let friends be Pawns
unborn spruce
Alright bois.
I did Day 1 VOG Challenge Mode.
It took something like 16 hours, I feel immense pain.
ornate cedar
Wha?
unborn spruce
Did it on 3 hours sleep and 2 litres of V.
Somehow victory.
But fucking hell it was awful. Aetheon is cancer and I hate him.
Such a mechanically heavy raid, and it was contest mode as well as being very prone to wipes.
I think we were on Aetheon for a combined 7 hours or something.
ornate cedar
You huffing sulphur dioxide?
feral ferry
Ah, that shitty game
unborn spruce
I mean hey, it’s VOG.
ornate cedar
Some shitty streamer?
unborn spruce
Such a good raid.
Super difficult on D2 contest as well.
Lotta precision is required.
ornate cedar
He raiding hawaii? hope the navy doesnt catch ya
unborn spruce
Didn’t get Mythoclast tho, which feels bad. :L
feral ferry
I think by now he's just a mental man, spewing out crazy words
ornate cedar
Headaches, watery eyes, sore throat, breathing difficulties (including inducing asthma attacks), flu-like symptoms and general lethargy are commonly reported.
unborn spruce
rolls eyes
ornate cedar
He has been huffin sulpher dioxide
unborn spruce
Clearly some kind of simpleton.
ornate cedar
vog or whatever he calls his heroin
ornate cedar
White phosphorous
feral ferry
vog or whatever he calls his heroin
Umm
You think he's been doing underbarrel grenades?
That's kinda explosive, man
unborn spruce
Bruh, if I could get underbarrel grenade launchers in D2 I’d be so happy.
I can only imagine how fucking salty Trials would be if you took in Last Word/Mytho with a noob tube.
feral ferry
The fuck you mean fake
This was literally leaked from their databases
Code Veronica is a project within a certain universe not a dead title tyvm
Plus RE4 generates more clicks than CV
Though I'd dig a CV remaster
I mean if you think that a database breach is fake then, sure, go ahead
Resident Evil Hank sounds pretty pog
I hope it's Hunk and not Hank
Hunk needs some closure
barren pewter
I did Day 1 VOG Challenge Mode.
POG
feral ferry
barren pewter
my buddy nearly cleared it in 12 hours
granted, he was playing with lobotomized monkeys (I wasn't in the raid, me no play D2...anymore)
ornate cedar
Lobotomite
unborn spruce
I did normal in 8 hours or something and challenge in 4 hours.
Maybe normal was 9 hours.
feral ferry
Today we should see a pretty massive E3 leak
Square Enix had their shit leaked
But nothing public
bleak pike
@feral ferry usually I'd say avoid e3 leaks cos it was a fun sort of thing
I used to look forward to e3
Every year
Since I was little
But since Sony backed off and xbox do their own thing it's just poo
ripe tendon
I'm fine with the Sony Nintendo and Microsoft having their own things for big AAA stuff. They take up so much time anyway. But I think the smaller/indie stuff should still use E3 as best they can even if they are exclusive to one platform or another. It's dumb from the big players to section off everything they have and only splits players
fading spade
The "Inbetween Bases Base Built By Bumbo Baggins But Inspired By Iskall" also know as the "IBBBBBBBIBI"
feral ferry
> The "Inbetween Bases Base Built By Bumbo Baggins But Inspired By Iskall" also ...
What
Are you smoking
orchid prism
Man... I found one of the episodes randomly. And ended up marathoning the entire hermitcraft 7 season 😄
fading spade
LOL
I watch Docm, Iskall and Cleo :D
sometimes Mumbo for more restone project stuff
fading spade
random
Nah xd
small comet
i mean does charlie play it?
fading spade
huh?
small comet
altho tbf charlie doesnt play mc
fading spade
^
ornate cedar
feral ferry
Nah Lana has a knack for randomly spewing out phrases that make no sense
#NoContextLana
ornate cedar
If you do the crime, dont be the criminal. - confused man
fading spade
ripe tendon
mostly esports-class titles like Destiny 2, Grand Theft Auto V, Rocket League, and Rainbow Six Siege.
GTA V is an esports title?
small comet
didnt u know
ripe tendon
ignoring Destiny still, but GTA?
ornate cedar
Competitive space lazering people with godmode on
small comet
custom servers can easily see if ure godmoding or not
ripe tendon
Yeah maybe. Only purpose GTA V would serve for me is some of it's ridiculous graphics mods at 4k at this point
unborn spruce
Mate, mate, mate.
ornate cedar
Rockstar doesnt even have dedicated servers
unborn spruce
Trying to tell me that glitching on a fence to kill players with cars from across the map isn’t a valid esports event?
Smh. What a tragedy.
ripe tendon
If you have dedicated servers then you're expected to regularly ban cheaters
They can't be bothered too busy making money from shark cards
unborn spruce
Also remember that GTA 5 has literal casinos you spend real world moneys in.
Can’t have dedicated servers taking from that stream.
Not for idiot gamers that have no impulse control.
ornate cedar
Dont have to buy fake money when i can just add 100million to the bankaccount with one press
unborn spruce
Remember, bruh. It’s the idiot gamers that do it. 
ripe tendon
when did the casino get added? I don't remember that in launch
unborn spruce
After launch.
ripe tendon
which feels like it was back in 2008
unborn spruce
Iirc it got axed or something because literal gambling for money.
ornate cedar
Got blocked in multiple countries for gambling
unborn spruce
But in a shitty video game.
So uhh...
Yeah, shitty gambling in a shitty mess of a game which was actually released on the fuckin’ Xbox 360. Didn’t fly so well, that move.
ornate cedar
Got hit pretty hard and quick
unborn spruce
Back when 720p was acceptable and 4k was still brain-cum in the dreams of an engineer.
Those were dark times.
Scary times.
ripe tendon
Some still can't tell the difference
ripe tendon
My wife can barely tell the difference between 4k/60 fps modded breath of the wild and switch's default botw
ripe tendon
Just how some people are built I guess
unborn spruce
Her eyesight ok?
ripe tendon
No worse than mine
unborn spruce
Mine is fucked and even I can tell 720p from 1080p, might be eyesight issues.
But 720p from 4k? Nah, something stinks there.
ripe tendon
I don't know what it is but it's wild to experience haha
ornate cedar
Your Honor, My Client is Simply Built Different
unborn spruce
i’lL fUckiN dO iT agAiN.
fading spade
feral ferry
For those who are interested in FC6
I wonder if the kid can be killed
Or if the kid is the protagonist
orchid prism
To be fair Ubisoft have never been great with their Far Cry CE stuff
small comet
better than fallout if i do say so myself
unborn spruce
Friendly reminder that the last few Assassins Creeds have all had a labyrinthine mess of a collectors edition series.
Iirc 7 different collectors tiers on Odyssey.
Medusa collections and whatnot.
orchid prism
It looks like it has some strengths and weaknesses.
Definitely grabbing it at some point.
novel umbra
it has an intro that is more than 2 hours long 
at this point he still has not seen the open world
the combat is atrocious
and the narrator is just a terrible idea
orchid prism
mixing genes
making your own weapons
that nice Zelda like zen walking around feeling
novel umbra
making weapons would be alright
if melee combat was not just pressing x
and gun combat was not just bullet sponges
orchid prism
I've waited for it for so long - Gonna give it a whirl 😄
novel umbra
I mean fair
oh also
you have to decide if you wanna join a faction or be their enemy before you even know all factions
and joining a faction determines your long term goal
small comet
so unlike fallout new vegas where u can just nuke all factions before knowing them
u have to befriend one before knowing them
novel umbra
yea but you are not forced to join or kill them as soon as you meet them
small comet
in new vegas?
novel umbra
is an important feature nowadays apparently
even though everyone and their dog has it
but the only game I have seen those used a lot would be forza
small comet
how to activate photo mode irl
novel umbra
press L3 + R3
small comet
doesnt work
novel umbra
novel umbra
do your nipples hurt now
small comet
yes
novel umbra
small comet
why do u make me do these lewd things yama
orchid prism
Not really, no.
wheat kraken
i'm curious since i want to play it but i'm getting more than a little impatient
yea
ripe tendon
Sooo you're saying don't watch the video?
fading spade
:')
orchid prism
fading spade
OFC the only german character in Fortza horizon 4 is named HANS
feral ferry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqsWQpNf4Rk @barren pewter
barren pewter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqsWQpNf4Rk <@!449275309909344266>
hm
I don't care for the soundtrack that much
it's more...icing on the cake, if that makes sense
you wouldn't bother to put icing on a pile of horseshit
but you would on a beautiful cake
feral ferry
Hmm
Gon be a 10 year anniversary soon
11/11/11 -> 11/11/21
Oi
https://twitter.com/FarCrygame/status/1397583714079715333 @barren pewter
Twitter
barren pewter
feral ferry
2 days eh?
barren pewter
+365 for it to release on a platform worth playing on
feral ferry
So he's the bad guy
The good guy
The man inbetween
What kind of character is that presidente lad
Is his kid good, bad, or the ugly?
Nothing is known about that game
But I sure as hell hope it's as good as FC2
feral ferry
And everyone is asking for an FC3.5
This game might seem like a bit of a return to old roots
barren pewter
I hope 6 honestly plays like 5 with storytelling like FC3
ornate cedar
All they are really asking for is vaas
feral ferry
He could in theory make an appearance in FC6
barren pewter
but less quiet
feral ferry
Canonically, he still survives I think
He has like 2-3 different ways of surviving
The do jack shit ending
The he flies away ending
Isn't there also an ending where you just take his throne?
ornate cedar
And you get to choose to either instite a druglord or begin where you started
feral ferry
I thought the story was not that bad
barren pewter
And you get to choose to either instite a druglord or begin where you started
seems like...
feral ferry
And you get to choose to either instite a druglord or begin where you started
Kill both
feral ferry
Take the throne
barren pewter
no
do the right thing
prevent loads of suffering
and just keep the status quo
it sucks, but would make life even worse if you changed it
since it would always be for the worse
ornate cedar
I had let amita take the role. Next day, she was massacaring a village. Ended her life by fire
ornate cedar
Yea, and both were bad options to lead
barren pewter
it's just that house is a good option for all parties
even the NCR and legion, arguably
feral ferry
After having played the NV thing again
I have made my firm conclusion that NCR is best for the citizens of the Freeside
The Strip? Meh
House can control the strip
As long as Freeside is under NCR's control
The amount of poverty and violence there is exorbitant, and NCR is conducting peacemaking and supply operations for the citizens
Whereas House just.. doesn't give a fuck
ornate cedar
wheat kraken
Pagan is the best choice.
Amita wants to ramp up drugs and weapons even more so.
Sabal is a pedophile who wants to knock the country down a few pegs into tradition.
wheat kraken
That's why I said he's the "best choice"
ornate cedar
Ideal choice < best choice
barren pewter
shut up
getting the bad ending is too easy
and murdering those asshole cultists on the volga is too tempting
wheat kraken
as i said. Amita is a crazy bitch, Sabal is a pedo, and Pagan is somehow the most sane.
wheat kraken
i wanna replay FONV but i wanna add mods. but my internet sucks and i'm impatient to download them, install them, deal with all that shit.
etc etc
feral ferry
But he has a code of ethics
"Shoot the Bus. Stop the Bus. Shoot. Stop. Do those words sound the same to you"
wheat kraken
I wanna play a "Lone Ranger" kind of character with the Terrifying Presence perk (see, i can get it right sometimes)
feral ferry
Man Pagan was a certified badass
ornate cedar
Eh, too many doppelgangers
feral ferry
Also teaching the terrorist spy about table manners
They really portrayed him in a very likeable fashion
And there's a good chance if the resistance dies off, everyone will live better
ornate cedar
fading spade
feral ferry
Microsoft - Beth conferences Jun. 13th
trim rock
Aaahhh, hope Beth still gets their separate conferences in the future as they are very memes
bleak pike
@feral ferry bf trailer leaked lol
feral ferry
<@290176243544883200> bf trailer leaked lol
I found what you were talking about, and that's the old one
They have a new trailer for the game, that one that leaked is cancelled
NINTENDO SWITCH PRO Can be announced any day now
Nintendo is gearing up for an imminent official announcement
BoTW2 is also coming with E3
bleak pike
Switch Pro is pretty much what I've been waiting for
feral ferry
Switch Pro is rumoured to be priced far higher than 299, with the OLED, 4K DLSS, etc
bleak pike
If only you could run steam stream without jailbreaking
feral ferry
Not possible
feral ferry
Nintendo's very strict about that stuff
bleak pike
if only
feral ferry
Go cracked or bust
orchid prism
If only you could run steam stream without jailbreaking
People can stream to the Switch without jailbreaks.
bleak pike
But I doubt it'll be as simple this time around
orchid prism
Maybe not STEAM, but I've seen plenty of people do it with PC games.
bleak pike
As Nintendo really fucked up
feral ferry
You can't run it natively if that's what you want
NinSwitch is like a phenomenal handheld android device candidate
But the bastards don't allow that
feral ferry
The rumour is, is that the new guy is based on Mariko
So I wonder if they patched out the soldering exploit
Cause you can crack Mariko with a hack chip
bleak pike
They perched it out in rev 2 switch didn't they
orchid prism
cba to buy another Switch. I'll just wait for someone to allow you to stream Switch emulators to the switch itself xD
bleak pike
Maybe I can finally play animal crossing 
feral ferry
Only available in third world countries for retarded (~150$) pricepoints
I saw some in Indonesia or Singapore I think
orchid prism
https://youtu.be/6BN5Jxm8psE?t=76
The British pound really lost some value...
... confiscated fake game discs and other media... estimated value 500 pounds ... which adjusted for inflation is over 1mil USD
@tacit rose @bleak pike 
bleak pike
wind quest
that's quite strange, I would expect the nathan drake collection to come first. starting at part 4...
orchid prism
Yeah that's weird.
My first reaction was "Great... so I'll have to emulate the first three to enjoy this"
tacit rose
orchid prism
The uhh... forgot a few zeros. And I found that hilarious given Brexit memes 😛
Though uh... I just realized this is the wrong way around. This would have meant the pound had risen in value hilariously. I am fail.
orchid prism
barren pewter
lolnope
fading spade
I dont trust this guy...
fading spade
Luther is an absolute UNIT
fallow bronze
we're lackign a lot of context here :p
fading spade
Detroit become Human
fallow bronze
a
fallow bronze
arent you supposed to be working? 😉
fading spade
Not anymore :')
My work is done for the day
keen urchin
We'll get there