🎮│game

[proper cargo]

yea but

now it was unintentional

but just got a message that could only mean someone has died

oh im sorry, did i just mess up your rave party?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

saints row reference!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

third street saints were better than the 6th street saints

third street saints is saints row

[feral ferry]

Um

Guys

lbry.tv/@RE8LEAK:a

Nearly most of the cutscenes leaked

RE8 is really having trouble eh

But honestly the game looks solid

I would definitely give it a try

[ripe tendon]

TIL RE8 is a thing

[feral ferry]

RE8 is Village

@proper cargo

https://lbry.tv/@RE8LEAK:a/C22e720-塔で夫人変異-改-.Mp4-3:7

You liked her

[barren pewter]

the shine on them keycaps is insane

[proper cargo]

he lost half his brain, both his arms, and a leg. and he is still saying that

FUCKING

BOSS

[trail dove]

i think his cybernetics might be acting up a little bit

[orchid prism]

[proper cargo]

fucker blocked me

mother F

[feral ferry]

Well you did pick technically the right choice there

[ripe tendon]

who that

[proper cargo]

some turd burglars i was helping

[feral ferry]

Having watched all RE8 cutscenes

Some are in rough shape

Game's defo not near release

There was one with filmed mocap

And boy it was fascinating

@proper cargo ||Do you think during JudyxV or PanamxV sex scene mocap the entire dev team were just horny af afterwards? ||

Cause man that'd be a really weird thing to witness

[proper cargo]

well, they would have to go through it multiple times to see any texture glitches

so....

might be some jacking off happening afterwards

[barren pewter]

mhm

[feral ferry]

Damn but do they actually do it during mocap?

Or just pretend?

[fading spade]

OMFH THEY HAVE TO MOCAP THE SEX SCENES :O

[feral ferry]

Cause those scenes are kinda weird to mocap

[proper cargo]

"could you take over for a few minutes? i need to go to the toilet"

[feral ferry]

@fading spade You only now realized?

[fading spade]

YES

[feral ferry]

I mean in theory if you got a couple to mocap

They could literally fuck and mocap it

[fading spade]

LOL NU

[feral ferry]

Just the project lead and everyone filming would be kinda corny afterwards

[fading spade]

corny

[barren pewter]

hm

kinda smart

[feral ferry]

I actually need to research this

[barren pewter]

that would keep the animations believable

very believable

[feral ferry]

In theory not to force actors into weird situations they can pretend

Film the male thrusting and shit like that

[barren pewter]

exactly

just make them fuck while they're covered in sensors

for tracking movements

[feral ferry]

I wonder if mocap is well documented

OH NO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujN7tJfP9ZE****

[barren pewter]

yes

this shit is hot

[proper cargo]

[barren pewter]

sadness

[feral ferry]

I mean it's no different than being a film actor

[barren pewter]

[feral ferry]

But boy I'd be cracking up during the recording

[fading spade]

🤔

IM LOGGED IN

[proper cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-thats-hot-cool-amazed-gif-13488740

[barren pewter]

yes

that is actually super funny

[feral ferry]

I mean it's funny and cringy

[barren pewter]

I'd love to do that in the future as a job

[feral ferry]

But if you were the one who had to act

[proper cargo]

the guy in teh sound booth be like "this woman acts better than my wife"

XD

[barren pewter]

or just for shits and giggles

[fading spade]

Google: please verify that you are actually over 18 and not just lying on your google account that you are currently logged into

[barren pewter]

ha

don't do it

[feral ferry]

Imagine telling your crush "I know you won't give me anything, so can we mocap us doing it?"

Ultimate virgin mode

[barren pewter]

that might just end up happening

wait

is that how they make the roblox porn and shit like that?

mocap proper sex

edit with roblox characters and call it a day?

[feral ferry]

I don't want to know

I kinda want to see Cyberpunk mocap now 😅

[barren pewter]

same

[feral ferry]

Mocap is genuinely really really interesting

[barren pewter]

true

[feral ferry]

And it's so much easier to do animations now

Before it was frame by frame

Now it's just have a human walk and you got an animation

[barren pewter]

yup, just need a gimp suit with sensors mocap suit and some other hardware and boom

realistic animations

[feral ferry]

And in theory this is literally acting

So Keanu must have had fun

[barren pewter]

pulling up a stool and lighting a cig?

or leaning on a wall?

[proper cargo]

ohh

more sex

[feral ferry]

https://youtu.be/NGT4GO0Cn_A

This is kinda lit

[proper cargo]

this is sex....

i think...

[feral ferry]

Well

Not really

But yeah?

[proper cargo]

not you

johnny

[feral ferry]

We all know Keanu is the apex virgin

He leads the frontlines of gamers

[proper cargo]

what if keanu actually did mocap johnny's sex scnee

[feral ferry]

Doubt it

You can never see Keanu's face can you?

The one with ||Alt Cunningham or Rogue?||

Oh fuck

Spoilers

[proper cargo]

wtf...

neo?

[proper cargo]

i wish i could be like johnny

johnny is living the life

i think that deep inside, we all wanna be johnny

JOHNNYYYY

[barren pewter]

johnny guitar intensifies

[proper cargo]

johnny silverhand does play 1 mean guitar

[barren pewter]

"play it again, johnny guitar"

[proper cargo]

well

whoever said that corpo hitmen arnt a feature promised got it dead wrong

i just got targeted by a freaking army

i think it had something to do with peralez

[proper cargo]

how do you honk your car...

christ

[ripe tendon]

w/e crouch is I think

mine is ctrl

maybe z or something though. It should tell you in the bottom left unless you turned off ui stuff

[orchid prism]

No point in a horn when there's no AI reaction.

[bleak pike]

https://www.reddit.com/r/cyberpunkgame/comments/keed1m/jumping_out_of_the_car_at_211_mph/

[orchid prism]

(yet)

[ripe tendon]

also true

Maybe they should've delayed it until Dec 2021

[bleak pike]

haha personally i would have been fine witht hat

[orchid prism]

Most would not.

[ripe tendon]

There would've been riots

Not that I dislike the game but sometimes it feels quite bland

[feral ferry]

Nice game Cyberpunk

What is that door name even

[ripe tendon]

Looks like a variable

[orchid prism]

Localization string.

[proper cargo]

yes

[barren pewter]

@proper cargo play it again

johnny guitar

there was never a man... like my johnny,
like the one who they called... johnny guitar

[slim token]

got excited thinking it was gog

[feral ferry]

Nah it's the Callum's discord leak that he posted but official or some shit I guess

[tough jay]

Hmm could still be a good opportunity to get people to play borderlands 3. Never played it.

[placid garden]

huh, already got BL3 from an amd promotion last year

and I guess I can finally play ghost recon on pc too

[barren pewter]

I'd yoink a copy of F4

but I've played it for several hundred hours already on console

maybe even thousands of hours

[placid garden]

already got myself a goty key :(

[tough jay]

Personally epic is not my launcher of choice but I don't mind it that much.

[barren pewter]

I'll take a free game from epic, crack it and that's it

I'd never launch from the launcher or buy a game on it

just because the money goes to more exclusives

yuck

[orchid prism]

[barren pewter]

and because I had a bad experience with the launcher once as well

that I would have not had on steam

[tough jay]

I would put it at the mid teir, below steam / gog but above blizzard, origin uplay

[barren pewter]

true

[slim token]

what have they implemented from the roadmap they promised

[barren pewter]

but they ain't getting a cent of my money if they turn it into another game being epic exclusive

until they stop, I'm not buying from them

[tough jay]

On the linux side they don't actively support it but don't hinder something like legendary either.
Personally my flow is if it's on gog at a reasonable price: gog else > steam > else epic > else whatever else shitty publishers use.

actually steam vs gog kind of pro's / cons for both

[placid garden]

think gog has a more generous refund policy too right?

[tough jay]

don't know, tend to do my research / never needed a refund

[feral ferry]

Can I refund the game I didn't purchase to cover 60% of the cost of the product I got the code from?

[tough jay]

You can refund what you paid, if you paid nothing you get nothing.

[feral ferry]

Can someone tell me wtf is here?

No quest ever leads there

You can't go there without getting creative

[placid garden]

dlc island

[barren pewter]

actually

that makes sense

I'm sure there are other regions of the map that are unexplorable legitimately rn

[orchid prism]

It's not on the official interactive map.

So assume DLC for sure

[feral ferry]

Wait imma check that shit out cause it's a weird af place

Also

Launcher augment is fucking OP

[orchid prism]

Might need the mod that lets you go out of bounds.

[proper cargo]

not even a mod

just someone figuring out how to unlock developer console and simply type noclip

i mean, game has already proven it has no real out of bounds, atleast not beneath the area's that are normally accessable. the vids show you fall endlessly, so there is no sphericle out of bounds section

[feral ferry]

That's a really shit nickname

[proper cargo]

your a shitty nickname

[barren pewter]

you're talking

vexxy::mansen is bad boy : (

[placid garden]

[barren pewter]

come on

you're the shitty nickname

https://tenor.com/view/middle-finger-get-fucked-zachalicious-wolfhaley-wolf-gif-12729881

[feral ferry]

But mansen was naughty naughty

[barren pewter]

mansen is naughty

[proper cargo]

called it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=660M8l3lF7U

[barren pewter]

duh

he's daddy

[proper cargo]

first trainers are up lol

[barren pewter]

cool

lets play

me and the game

[proper cargo]

wake up, samurai. we got a game to mutilate with console commands

[placid garden]

easypunk 2020

[barren pewter]

but I'm gonna hold a knife to this game's throat

till it chokes

[proper cargo]

@placid garden not really sure why you keep saying game is easy. sure, enemies can be taken out in plenty of cheesy ways

[barren pewter]

ngl

this game actually isn't that hard

[proper cargo]

but once shit goes down, they will come down on ya with revolvers and only 3 shot you in ya face

[barren pewter]

that's why you carry shitloads of healing items

[proper cargo]

npc's got no damage limitations, the guns they get is the damage they do. if they got a gun that does 200 damage and ur sitting there at only 300 hp, ur dead

[placid garden]

enemy meet shotgun

[barren pewter]

I always keep shitloads of bounce back and maxdocs

I haven't died once

even though I use blades primarily

[placid garden]

i died to environmental objects

[proper cargo]

i died plenty of times. especially to 6th street. those fuckers are packing guns

[barren pewter]

oh shit

they got guns

[proper cargo]

most other gangs use assault rifles, 6th street use alot of revolvers

only 2 or 3 hits and you are puffing healers like a terrible addiction

[barren pewter]

I have yet to fight the 6th street bois

but maelstrom and tyger claws are jokes

same with arisaka

[proper cargo]

and the later assault rifles arisaka uses are also not that bad. they fire slow, but deal more damage per shot

[barren pewter]

except those arisaka bots

those bots

[proper cargo]

the mechs

[barren pewter]

right

yes

those fuckers

[proper cargo]

you went through the mission where you fought 3 of em at once?

[placid garden]

might as well die

[barren pewter]

nope

[barren pewter]

just the one you fight in the heist

that alone annoyed me

[proper cargo]

not yet? you didnt had a mission where you had to pick up the drone before hte heist?

[barren pewter]

I did

that was maelstrom

and that was too easy

[proper cargo]

the police didnt came?

[barren pewter]

nope

[orchid prism]

Police? Maelstrom?

What are you smoking.

[barren pewter]

were they supposed to?

[orchid prism]

No.

[barren pewter]

@proper cargo is dutchie in the dutch again?

[proper cargo]

dude, in 1 mission you had to pick up the drone from the tyger claws. if things went well, the police would bust in, you were guided by one of the tyger claw guys and at the final place 3 police mechs would come in fucking up ur day

[orchid prism]

MILITECH

[proper cargo]

MILITECH

WHATEVER

THE FUCKING CORPO'S OWN IT ANYWAYS

[orchid prism]

MILITECH IS A CORPORATION, NOT THE GORRAM POLICE 😄

[barren pewter]

bish

spoilers

[proper cargo]

FUCK YOU

[orchid prism]

THE VERY COMPANY WHOSE PROPERTY WAS STOLEN

[proper cargo]

YOU ARE ALREADY BEYOND THAT MISSION

[orchid prism]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-cat-triggered-ahhh-meeeeoow-gif-16764869

[placid garden]

[barren pewter]

but it was the maelstrom

and calm the fuck down

[proper cargo]

i consider militech the police, they are the military police

so f u

[barren pewter]

seriously

[proper cargo]

and the police is also a corpo.

[barren pewter]

bish

[proper cargo]

the entire freaking cyberpunk world is run by corporations

you think the police is an exeption?

[barren pewter]

everyone's a corpo, a gonk or a gang member

gonks are just corpses in waiting

[placid garden]

your mom is a corpo

[orchid prism]

Actually, yes.

[barren pewter]

@placid garden ur mom is a corpo, bish

[proper cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS3-iSEwNhs

[barren pewter]

get fucked

[orchid prism]

Police is still government. Even Maxtac. Corpos have their own "police", assassins and everything in between 😄

[barren pewter]

right

but we are extra cool

we're self employed in cyberpunk

[placid garden]

no u

[barren pewter]

😢

sadness

[placid garden]

:(

[barren pewter]

anyway

[proper cargo]

claire is a clouds employee

[barren pewter]

nah

I doubt it

I'd need to set up a safe word before talking

the safe word is "samurai"

jk

[proper cargo]

unless you really care about a fake psychy evaluation, just say it right away 😛

[barren pewter]

the safe word is "Jeruzalem"

[proper cargo]

[barren pewter]

cuz the moment you hear that, everyone pulls out

😆

[proper cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-why-pepe-the-frog-sad-crying-gif-16026853

[barren pewter]

I already did the mission

[proper cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS3-iSEwNhs

[barren pewter]

also punched fingers

just for kicks

but that's literally where I left off

[proper cargo]

stress casualty

release cyberpunk : when its done

doge. tell me. is the game done?

[barren pewter]

hm

yes

it works perfectly

[proper cargo]

[barren pewter]

no bugs or glitches to speak of

and it runs great on all platforms

[proper cargo]

especially ps4 and xbone

[barren pewter]

I can personally atest to cyberpunk running great on xbox one specifically

I looked at it on one of my friend's consoles and my eyes bled it was a smooth 60 fps with sharp visuals and little-if no texture pop-in dear god I never want to see that again

[keen urchin]

Iunno, I like 'crunch'

[fading spade]

my friend is arguing with me over not needing to take the GPU out of my PC when im driving it home in my car .-.

OFC I should take it out

Ill be surrounding the computer in blankets to cushion it also

[keen urchin]

Just put it on the backside and it'll be fine

No need to take anything out

[fading spade]

on the side panel?

[keen urchin]

Teah

[fading spade]

hmm, oh right

[keen urchin]

So the GPU 'stands' on the boards

Also the CPU cooler

[fading spade]

that needs to come off??

[placid garden]

if its small and not a giant tower then you should be ok

[orchid prism]

I'm sorry - What?

You don't ever need to take components out of your PC when DRIVING it.

If you're having it SHIPPED that's an entirely different matter.

[placid garden]

just don't like, get in a crash

🗿

[fading spade]

you havent seen the roadI live on

barely wide enough for one car

and its two way .-.

[unborn spruce]

@orchid prism I mean... even if you’re shipping it you can get that shaped foam fill for it.

That stops pretty much 100% of movement.

[orchid prism]

Those aren't cheap though 😄

But yeah - That's what you should be doing.

[unborn spruce]

Cheaper than breaking a GPU. :P

[orchid prism]

My point was more in the lines of "You don't need to dismantle a PC to put it in the backseat"

[unborn spruce]

Not wrong.

Maybe.

Would potholes kill a PC?

[orchid prism]

Are you driving in a minefield?

[unborn spruce]

People in the Middle East say yes.

Worst case scenario, possibly.

But no, I was actually thinking those super sharp drop potholes, the little ones that jar you really hard.

Enough force applied to a GPU could maybe snap the teeth, not 100% on that being doable with average potholes, tho.

[bleak pike]

Anyone wanna buy my cold war key

[orchid prism]

You know you want to play WoW, Callum 😄

[bleak pike]

never

also

People are paying others to use their 3080/3090 for activating keys

why?

i thought it would be limited to the hardwarte

[orchid prism]

Because... otherwise they can't get their games.

[bleak pike]

so a new account + new key wouldn't work

[orchid prism]

No?

You literally just have to prove you own a 3080 to get a proper Steam key etcetera.

[bleak pike]

ohhh

interesting

free moneyu

@orchid prism so like if i was to sell my key do i log into their account and do it

[orchid prism]

...wat

You get a key that you type into a tool supplied by nVidia/AMD. It checks if you own the part you're supposed to. It spits out a Steam key.

[bleak pike]

You sure? it asks for my nvidia login

[orchid prism]

Well fuck nVidia 😄

AMD just sends you a key. nVidia used to as well.

[bleak pike]

i can stills ell the key

id just have to login to their account

[orchid prism]

To a friend, yes.

[bleak pike]

well

nah

[fading spade]

since when did COD use battle.net?

[orchid prism]

Since... Activision and Blizzard merged?

[fading spade]

o.o

[bleak pike]

since black ops 4

[unborn spruce]

Activision and Blizzard merged long before COD was on bnet.

Merge was 2008.

[orchid prism]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

[keen urchin]

Is crafting like a super endgame thing?
Cause I feel like you need a shitton to attribute points to even unlock anything good

[unborn spruce]

In CP2077?

@keen urchin

[keen urchin]

Yeah

[unborn spruce]

Crafting is stupidly powerful.

I have a sniper and I upgraded it to Epic and boosted it’s stats a bunch of times now it oneshots everything except mechs.

Defo endgame skill, but it’s worth buying into.

[keen urchin]

Well, you need like level 20 to just get enough attributes to start making shit, it seems

[unborn spruce]

Nah.

Level 12 is when it picks up.

Though I did throw all my levels into crafting.

My boots protect me more than some riot vests tho, so there’s that.

[fading spade]

AXOLOTLS ARE ADORABLE

https://youtu.be/2ceXrhhirmY

[slim token]

they aight

in game

[sleek surge]

I don't work for a gaming company, but large tech company. Engineering was pushed by whomever and semi-crunched most of a year. Then the end of the year was coming up and most would have to forfeit their vacation time if not used. HR and the CEO stepped in and told management they dun messed up, and forced about 3/4 of engineering to take 2-4 weeks of vacation immediately after a big launch during the busiest time of the year. Good times.

[unborn spruce]

Good guy CEO.

[proper cargo]

@sleek surge where u work? i will apply inmediatly lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFxmxo0norQ

[keen urchin]

OMG the physics on slopes

[fallow bronze]

prison architect for free on gog !

[proper cargo]

Ubisoft is also giving away free games on zeh ubistore. Everyone is so charidable this christmass

https://c.tenor.com/d1oMix1gZ6EAAAAM/okay-what.gif

[novel umbra]

but will they give away good games

I would even be willing to pay if they are good

[fallow bronze]

i did read about a free giveaway.. but cant find it now

[novel umbra]

well would be a weird giveaway if you still pay for it

[fallow bronze]

better, antfucker? :p

[tough jay]

Paid givaways, don't give EA any ideas.

[lone oasis]

jurassic world at 90% https://store.steampowered.com/app/648350/Jurassic_World_Evolution/

Steam

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Price

$4.49

Recommendations

30176

Metacritic

69

▶ Play video

[feral ferry]

If only Jude wasn't gay

[orchid prism]

Or at least bi

[feral ferry]

Is she bi though?

Nothing really points towards her being bisexual afaik

[orchid prism]

No... she isn't... that's what I said 😛

[fading spade]

OOOOO :DD <3 thats awesome

[feral ferry]

I swear to god they made Jude gay so they wouldn't have sex during mocap

But yeah they only did VO

Not mocap

[orchid prism]

inb4 someone points out both are hardcore anti-lgbt conservative fanatics or something.

[fading spade]

^^

polish, thats likely ;-;

[feral ferry]

Did you just call an entire culture bigoted?

Wtf Lana

[orchid prism]

[fading spade]

I mean, have you seen the shit that happens in Poland?

[feral ferry]

Yes, but that doesn't mean there's a high chance they are conservatives

[fading spade]

I guess

[feral ferry]

Most new generation people here don't share conservative thoughts I'd say

At least with my generation I haven't heard anyone being bigoted tbh

[orchid prism]

STATISTICALLY

[feral ferry]

It's the USSR-era that's really against that particular thing 😄

[fading spade]

someplace recently made it so same sex couple cant adopt anymore ;-;

[orchid prism]

You uh... you need to follow Polish media and politics a bit.

They recently took a VERY hard conservative/highly pious "gay bad!" stand.

[fading spade]

^^

[fading spade]

oh, wait
they dont play these characters in english

so its not the voices I hear

[feral ferry]

I mean who's in charge of Polish politics?

USSR-era born people

I have my doubts that bigoted ideas are prominent among youth 😄

[fading spade]

fair

[feral ferry]

Again I'll have to come clean

I grew up in a conservative (still conservative) anti anything-not-normal family

My grandma has some strong opinions, mom's more quiet on that stuff

So yeah I did grow up with some strong opinions myself

But eh I met a pansexual girl whom I still live with, and she did change my mind completely

It's hard to argue against simple logic

If someone's happy let them be happy

[fading spade]

pansexual gang :D

ayy

[orchid prism]

That's been my philosophy - I don't pretend to understand the need to be non-binary and such. But it doesn't affect me so why spend energy on complaining about it. Live and let be.

[keen urchin]

Live and let be.
Vegans need to learn about this one.

[fading spade]

OOOOF

[feral ferry]

PETA?

SJWs?

Any organisation that tries to insert themselves in your lives?

[keen urchin]

Funny thing: In CP there's advertisement for '99.5% vegan' products

And it makes a hell of a lot more sense than black and white veganism

[fading spade]

PETA: "Drinking milk means you are a white supremist"

[feral ferry]

Supremacist, Lana, get the correct words out

[fading spade]

shh

english hard

[feral ferry]

You're Irish..

[fading spade]

exactly

we shouldnt be speaking english

although I hate Irish language....

maybe cause we are forced to learn it for 12 years in school

[feral ferry]

"forced to learn it"

Oh boy that hits close to home when it comes to russian

Nobody asked me if I wanted to study russian, I just had to

[fading spade]

for the leaving cert, you need to learn 12 short stories off, just so one of them shows up in the exam
and you need to write a 3 page letter in irish about a topic they give you in the exam

.-.

[feral ferry]

Our end exams were just 500 words..

[fading spade]

O.o

our german exam was a three paragraph letter

and some other questins too

and tape

and a section you had to hold a conversation

[novel umbra]

ok

how did it go

[fading spade]

shit :')

im not good at languages

[feral ferry]

Are you good at anything?

[fading spade]

nah

[feral ferry]

FeelsBadGal

[fading spade]

indeed

well, im good at something...

[feral ferry]

Which would be?

[placid garden]

I’m good at being a dumbass

[trim rock]

guess that EGS free games "leaked" list wasn't legit, whodathunkit

[bleak pike]

might use the coupon

for immortals rising

[ripe tendon]

Not a bad game. Runs like a ubi game, of course, but it's interesting

Feels like a little AC and a little Genshin Impact, and a little BOTW wannabe. I'm not far enough to know if it does any of those parts particularly well though

[orchid prism]

Oh the irony.

People love to hate on Epic...yet their servers are absolutely dying from people trying to get Skylines for free rn 😄

[feral ferry]

But Skylines has always been free, with all the DLC 😛

[hot tartan]

Same thing happened when Epic put GTA5 up for free

[ripe tendon]

Skylines is that popular?

[bleak pike]

No

A lot of people were seeing if "leaks"

were true

[feral ferry]

I mean Borderlands 3 and Horizon being free is a massive stretch

I really doubt Sony'd agree for free Horizon on PC

[tough jay]

Horizon actually the biggest indeed

[feral ferry]

And it released semi-recently for considerable success

Such games get discounts at the very best

Not a free release 😅

[placid garden]

my free games get all the gamers in the yard

[feral ferry]

And shoot them with an AK?

Fun hunting season

[proper cargo]

how the hell do you box in cyberpunk

i cant beat this guy at boxing

[feral ferry]

@proper cargo You move your arm as fast and as powerful as you can towards the opponents' faces

And if the opponents do the same, you try to hit his arm with yours to "block"

Try it, it actually works quite well

[proper cargo]

and the memes roll in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFXlFQ8L32Q

[feral ferry]

They've been rolling in since 5 days ago

[keen urchin]

I had this weird situation where I tried to Twins at boxing, and no matter how much I tried, they basically 3 shot me, and didn't even lose a third of their health after 20 hits.
Came back an hour later, and the fight was actually 'normal'

[fading spade]

sahara!

[keen urchin]

Seen The Lazy Man's Smelter yet?

[fading spade]

where?

[keen urchin]

Cub's

[fading spade]

oo

isk how to get there LEL

[keen urchin]

🤷

[fading spade]

it still works on 1.16.4 :DD

[proper cargo]

https://youtu.be/2uID5aponCg?t=93

XD

jesus christ

[trail dove]

that's terrifying

[proper cargo]

even the ingame characters are aware of the bugs

DUDE

[barren pewter]

I know

[proper cargo]

the police just stops spawning once you kill the four star rating guys

[barren pewter]

it's so bad

on console

[proper cargo]

im killing the entire world now without police intervention

[barren pewter]

cyberpunk in pc is the shit though

[barren pewter]

please don't

[trail dove]

Just leave the children

[proper cargo]

lol. after a while the stars just remove themselves

[barren pewter]

leave the kids, burn the women alive, scalp and behead the men

[trail dove]

^

[placid garden]

woah there

[barren pewter]

what?

was it something I said?

[proper cargo]

fuck it, im gonna finish the game

got 2 side missions that dont wanna continue further and a third that is bugged out

[barren pewter]

bruh, ||I haven't even spoken to hellman yet||

you're fast

[orchid prism]

I'm on my second playthrough. But I reconsidered and shelfing till the first big patches after new year's

[proper cargo]

did you meet fordan greeman yet? 😛

[orchid prism]

Just to have some meaningful changes.

[barren pewter]

who?

[proper cargo]

fordan greeman

[barren pewter]

nope

[proper cargo]

GORDON FREEMAN

[barren pewter]

I'm still at the gas station

with ||panam, and dang, she kinda hot||

[orchid prism]

🍰

A real snacc

[barren pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-fancy-driving-car-ride-gif-16720268

[feral ferry]

Look, ||Panam|| doesn't have a weird Irish accent (I mean Judy's surname kinda suggests she's Spanish but that accent is nowhere near spanish), her character is awesome, she has the looks and she packs the package

The only thing I can really say negative about her is that she's kinda easy to trigger

But that actually is really realistic

[orchid prism]

Judy definitely sounds Hispanic, no?

Or am I deaf:laughing:

[feral ferry]

Most women are really easy to trigger 😄

To me she sounded kinda Irish

[barren pewter]

I think so

the last name is a very latin sounding one

[ripe tendon]

definitely hispanic sounding

[orchid prism]

Accents get muddled easily in a city of that many millions.

[barren pewter]

yes

very true

[orchid prism]

Wouldn't be hard to find a Hispanic with a Scottish last name I imagine.

[ripe tendon]

Mostly seems hispanic in relation to her r's

[wicked latch]

Epic giving away Cities skylines 👀

[barren pewter]

I live that every day

[orchid prism]

Although apparently all Asians have distinct first generation accents in 2077.

[feral ferry]

Rarbg has been giving cities skylines for free for quite some while

[wicked latch]

Who?

[barren pewter]

uh

no one

don't worry your little head about these matters

[feral ferry]

More like "what" not "who"

Regardless

Judy's accent is a good and a bad feature

[orchid prism]

https://c.tenor.com/TbfChfHKkOUAAAAM/ban-button.gif

[feral ferry]

I love that she isn't made to be likeable

[wicked latch]

Ahhhhh

[feral ferry]

Judy's character is honestly really really believable 😄

[wicked latch]

I see TPB has also been doing that, but I was talking about OFFICIAL channel for it :P

[feral ferry]

Have fun paying for the DLCs

[barren pewter]

I will be

[wicked latch]

Bruh, I dont eveb know if I will even play it to begin with

But it is known game

Maybe I will at least install it lol

[feral ferry]

It's not half bad but gets boring

[barren pewter]

also

don't make the mistake I made

[wicked latch]

Well then I will get bored of something I spend 0 money on.

The horror

[ripe tendon]

This has never stopped me from accumulating games

[barren pewter]

same

I have games I haven't touched yet

[ripe tendon]

I have like 800 of those 😂

[feral ferry]

I don't accumulate something that's not Denuvo protected

Borderlands 3 might have been actually worth it, but fuck Borderlands

[wicked latch]

Exactly! Why not grab something for free.

[feral ferry]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/924970/

Steam

Back 4 Blood

Back 4 Blood is a thrilling cooperative first-person shooter from the creators of the critically acclaimed Left 4 Dead franchise. You are at the center of a war against the Ridden. These once-human hosts of a deadly parasite have turned into terrifying creatures bent on devouring what remains of civilization. With humanity's extinction on the li...

Price

$59.99

Release Date

Jun 22, 2021

▶ Play video

[ripe tendon]

I wish I could enjoy those games

[proper cargo]

wish i could joy

🥲

[barren pewter]

wish I could

🥲

[proper cargo]

wish

[barren pewter]

w

🥲

[proper cargo]

v

[barren pewter]

l

🥲

[feral ferry]

@proper cargo You want to JoyToy?

You already live in netherlands just head to the nearest red lights

[barren pewter]

ey

you got a point

actually, @feral ferry, knowing his...proclivities, he may already live in one

[keen urchin]

Gotta do main quest now

Nothing else left to do

[ripe tendon]

Oh damn I forgot the put Arch in this game as a bike company

[feral ferry]

You know what I realized while playing Cyberpunk?

||The whole game is literally to take down a good guy that is Yorinobu ||

||At least he's far better than Soburo. Nothing against Hanako, but Soburo needed to die tbh.||

[orchid prism]

||Unless he takes over his son body. Funtimes||

[feral ferry]

That's a massive spoiler 😄

[orchid prism]

Y'all saw nothing. I definitely didn't forget bbcode.

[feral ferry]

But yeah the old man's an asshole

[orchid prism]

He's downright scary

[feral ferry]

When you look into the guy's ||Yorinobu's|| history, he's actually not bad

He had a lot of good points in his life

[orchid prism]

||Go for the devil ending for some real dystopian shit.||

[feral ferry]

That was the one I chose

Boy was it shock value

||Should have just shot both the girl and destroyed the Soburo's relic down in the Mikoshi||

Tbh then ||Takemura|| would go apeshit mode

[orchid prism]

||It's SO on point for Arasaka to basically use the soulkiller program to steal scientist/celeb/politician brains and memories and just blatantly exploit them for their own means.

And I love how you were essentially a guinea pig for the "revival" program, to allow for some infanticide, which Goro could technically help you||

[feral ferry]

So what did they use for the ||future mayor's brain||?

Cause there was some fuckery over there

[orchid prism]

Lot of potential plot holes there. One can ask how ||You can Johnny can just swap engrams and you are suddenly the invader, not the invaded body.|| And if that's possible... anything is possible per plot.

[feral ferry]

Yeah I sensed some plot holes

Dunno the ending was just kinda weird

Wait actually no

In theory

Although nah it doesn't work like that

Yeah that's just a bit plot hole-ish

[keen urchin]

Plot armour is fucking stupid

[feral ferry]

Hmm

Jon Snow?

Daenerys Targarien?

Literally most people of the Snow family?

[bleak pike]

[ornate cedar]

The tax is unavoidable

rip

[feral ferry]

Decent one

[barren pewter]

but you get an area locked copy

which could be a bad thing for some games

[bleak pike]

i take back my interest

[bleak pike]

you are wrong

[proper cargo]

oh man

just finished the game. got a hold of atleast 2 endings.

[barren pewter]

wait

is that just a steam thing?

[bleak pike]

no, its not been a thing for some time

[barren pewter]

huh

[feral ferry]

Oh I was like, why can't I hack anything?

That's cause I chose to pick Sandevistan instead of hack tools

Which tbh isn't all that useful

[orchid prism]

Super useful for Melee builds.

[feral ferry]

Isn't sandevistan literally like slow time shout in Skyrim?

[orchid prism]

News to me that it is mutually exclusive with hacking though?

[feral ferry]

Yep

Slots in the hack deck slot

[orchid prism]

Wat

[feral ferry]

Dunno I tried the slow time shout in Cyberpunk, literally slows down the time but the attack speed seems similar

So yeah quite useful I guess

[orchid prism]

Anyhoo - It also adds damage.

You get hit less - You get to do more damage.

Win win

[proper cargo]

you climb the ladder faster when pressing left shift

well, i do see my stamina drain, but that climbing aint going faster

[ornate cedar]

sounds fair

[placid garden]

sucks you don't like, slide down the ladder when going down

maybe I play gta too much

[barren pewter]

I just fall down from every drop I see

[proper cargo]

or alot of other games :p

[barren pewter]

must be good for knees and ankles

[feral ferry]

Speaking of Sandevistan

Ah yeah they are called Cyberdecks

[orchid prism]

[feral ferry]

What's the reward for ||apprehending all Cyberpsychos?||

[ripe tendon]

It's a ubisoft game what did you think was gonna happen?

[feral ferry]

LOL WHAT

That's a ridiculous requirement

[proper cargo]

lol

im now doing the nomad start

[feral ferry]

I wanted to fuck up that damn cop

I'll go back there in this playthrough to teach him some manners as a corpo

[bleak pike]

can you get ||Jonnys gun?||

[feral ferry]

Yes

[barren pewter]

ooooooooo

that gun was kinda awesome

[orchid prism]

Hand Cannon.

[feral ferry]

Meh I didn't like it that much

[barren pewter]

when you have to use it ||in that raid on arisaka||

[feral ferry]

In Cyberpunk raw damage and crit multiplier is all that matters

[proper cargo]

you know, as a corpo, you start out by being good friends with jackie. as a nomad, you first meet jackie. i just wonder if all these starts are intertwined somehow. like, you start at your early years as a nomad, meet jackie, move into night city, and make it as a big shot corpo just to lose it all again and end up as a person of the streets 😛

[barren pewter]

hm

[feral ferry]

@proper cargo They did fuck with the starts honestly

[proper cargo]

i know, they cheesed it

but still

the thought behind it

[barren pewter]

I also hated starting with shit

I'd rather start with fuck all

like every other game

[proper cargo]

lol

you never played borderlands 1 did ya

[barren pewter]

nope

[orchid prism]

Corpo wouldn't make sense without the loss.

[proper cargo]

you start as roland, you start out with a very shit weapon XD

[orchid prism]

You're a corporate drone - You don't "do your own thing"

[barren pewter]

every starter weapon tends to be shit

like the dahl pistol in BL2

[proper cargo]

wow wtf

im already doing that night city gig?

wtf...

[barren pewter]

yup

[proper cargo]

the nomad start is much...faster than the corpo start

[barren pewter]

the nomad start is just too fast

[orchid prism]

What? No haha.

[proper cargo]

yea

[barren pewter]

but ||you can get the nomad car later in the game(early act II, iirc)||

[proper cargo]

the corpo start takes way longer

[orchid prism]

Corpo just feels longer, because you're hands off fro the ride.

[barren pewter]

thats kinda awesome

[proper cargo]

heyheyhey

wtf is this

[keen urchin]

I had one with 20 body required
Thankfully the door glitched open, lol. Seemed to have been some easter egg inside? I didn't know what it was supposed to mean.

[proper cargo]

i dont start out with the revolver!

this is blasphemy!!!!

as a nomad you had that sick revolver, but you start out with teh glock? that just doesnt make sense

[orchid prism]

It's almost as if time passes or something. Wild.

[proper cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/listen-here-you-little-shit-bird-meme-bird-listen-here-you-little-shit-gif-19221308

[orchid prism]

Also last I checked you usually have a backpack full of guns after the first tutorial mission 😄

[feral ferry]

So lads

Arasaka or Militech?

[proper cargo]

militech

[feral ferry]

Personally I think Militech's just more advanced 😄

[orchid prism]

Militech - Less||brain slavery||

Also pocket nukes.

[feral ferry]

They are still corporate fags

But less of a fag than Arasaka

And the CEO seemed like a decent lad

[proper cargo]

aww yea. one of dem dudes was packin a revolver

[feral ferry]

Projekt Red, pls fix

[proper cargo]

HA

theres a highway where the railing along the entire exit is floating bout half a meter above the road

i forgot. they promised it right? u doin bad, police coming in right?

makes mechwarrior 5's random spawn system look like sophisticated coding.

[keen urchin]

Feels like the MQ just feeds you free XP

[bleak pike]

i have so much points on steam

but like

nothing i want

they need to addmore...

[shell willow]

Give Bethesda credit, Cyberpunk 2077 is one of their best games

[proper cargo]

get urself a shiny profile

man im going to bed. getting late. ttyl

[keen urchin]

Huh. You're not even allowed to try and fight in the penthouse

[proper cargo]

https://youtu.be/CqEMEjJj4hs

[keen urchin]

Can pull my monowire, but not use it. And hit or not, you just blow up after 3 seconds.
L
A
M
E

[proper cargo]

The best bug is when you john cena a random passerby with a car XD

[ornate cedar]

<execute order 66>

[barren pewter]

yes

that is hot

[ornate cedar]

Pretty hot indeed, just ask kelvin about it.

[barren pewter]

fucking hell

why does everyone have great puns but me

[ornate cedar]

Dont drag Alexader the Great into this...

[keen urchin]

Is there a Tab for quest items? Cause I just looted a special dog tag and can't find it

[orchid prism]

Yes.

[feral ferry]

Fuck Skippy

This thing is so fuckin annoying

[ornate cedar]

Then skip it

[keen urchin]

Where?

Urgh, I can't find anything on the damn tag

I got hypos that can instantly heal gunshot wounds
This very much makes no sense at all

[ornate cedar]

So a deathmarch difficulty is missing as of yet?

[feral ferry]

For those interested

I tried

[ornate cedar]

the only difficulty I played witcher 3 in

[feral ferry]

The island you can't normally reach

[keen urchin]

Very much missing, yes

Game's incredibly easy

[feral ferry]

No it's not?

Wtf are you smoking

[ornate cedar]

No wraiths, 2 shotting you while having to escort an aborted baby?

reeeeee

[vocal lark]

guys how op

[keen urchin]

I'm playing no-kill no-detection wherever possible just to have at least one last challenge

[vocal lark]

is this keyboard

for CS

Val

Fort

seems rigged

[feral ferry]

Dunno the textures on the island are weird

Some are defo unfinished

Some are a lot higher in quality

I mean that place is clearly unfinished

Might be a DLC island, might not

[ornate cedar]

It might be herobrine... oooooooooooooh 👻

[feral ferry]

Oh yeah it's prolly that ||Arasaka controller space station where you get launched to space during one of the bad endings||

https://youtu.be/PitoE28VXyM

Yeah it's prolly just for aesthetics

No work has been done on it

Just static props

[keen urchin]

They need to fix enemies being able to see bodies behind obstacles

[bleak pike]

I just wanna enjoy the game

lol

all these skill trees and weps are annoying

im sick of having a million weps

just give me johnnys gun

[orchid prism]

https://tenor.com/view/news-report-reporter-oof-ouch-stop-sign-gif-16574753

[blissful briar]

In cyberpunk I really hate || that there is a sixth attribute that is just glitching and it never ends ||

[barren pewter]

same

I think that might change with DLC though

[placid garden]

hitman in cyberpunk

[bleak pike]

sold my cod code for £30.00

@orchid prism try sell your wow key on the same subreddit

[orchid prism]

👀

[bleak pike]

https://www.reddit.com/r/SteamGameSwap

[fiery iris]

How's cyberpunk driving on wooting? I can't get analog to work any help?

[bleak pike]

@fiery iris sec

https://www.reddit.com/r/WootingKB/comments/kavqv6/cyberpunk_2077_movementdriving_binds_guide/

[fiery iris]

Ty!

[bleak pike]

https://www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/41

hereya go

[keen urchin]

Satori
||During main job ‘The Heist’, the weapon can be found inside the vehicle in the AV Landing pad. ||
No such thing appeared for me, weird

[orchid prism]

You can go back.

...You're exploiting physics but you can.

Also more importantly - You'll almost always miss this, since you don't go there normally.

[keen urchin]

Is it before you enter? That's the one moment where I didn't check every single corner

[orchid prism]

At what point do you see someone land?

[keen urchin]

Oh, Trauma Team?

[orchid prism]

What? No.

The Heist.

The hotel.

[keen urchin]

If it wasn't up in the suite, I did not see anyone land to be honest

[orchid prism]

It's ||on the helipad ABOVE the suite. You know where the father lands, and walks down from, into the suite||

[keen urchin]

You can get up there? Guess I must have overlooked the way three times

Also, Trauma Team lands there as well.

[orchid prism]

Never seem them in that mission.

Too busy ||bugging out of the door T-Bug unlocks, attempting to reach a ladder and getting shot at by Arasaki AVs||

[bleak pike]

can you fly in this game

[keen urchin]

They arrive 3 seconds before the drone. Forced camera moment.
Also, the balcony has a door, that's pretty close to the ladder. Unfortunately they don't let you leave there

[orchid prism]

Nope

...drone?

[bleak pike]

shame

[keen urchin]

I must say though, I do not like the story telling in this one.
Unlike Witcher, the story feels extremely forced onto you. It doesn't even try to give you an illusion of choice.

[orchid prism]

Not enough vertical "mapped" area to justify that.

[bleak pike]

i guess

[orchid prism]

I just rewatched the entire sequence... what drone xD

Fucking Discord on mobile...one sec

[keen urchin]

The Arasaka Octo-something

[orchid prism]

Here's the way to the ||helipad for the Katana|| - You can run up there after you regain control once the alarm is sounded.

[orchid prism]

No drone in that scene. 🙂

[keen urchin]

In the Ladder cutscene. It shoots you.

[orchid prism]

That's an AV, followed by another AV.

Manned vehicle 😄

No wait.

I am derp.

[keen urchin]

Are you sure? You shoot it down later, from the Delamain. Seemed like a Drone to me

[orchid prism]

It's an AV that does a flyover. The Drone is the shooter. xD

[bleak pike]

@orchid prism tbh that scene surprised me

kinda

i was expecting it to be the other way around

haha

[orchid prism]

Watching/listening the Cyberpunk creator gamemaster a short campaign.

Notice the top right fellow and his character 😄

[bleak pike]

Holy shit

they removed CP2077 from the PS store

[orchid prism]

Yup. The PS4 version is... really bad.

[bleak pike]

https://comicbook.com/gaming/news/cyberpunk-2077-playstation-store-ps4-ps5-sony-refund/

still wow

[orchid prism]

If they had a PS5 version ready they might have not done this,.

But alas 😄

[keen urchin]

Is the scene with the Mantis Blade guy also hardscripted?
||Does it change a thing if you kill him before hitting the pillar?||

[orchid prism]

Nope.

Like every car sequence you have no agency I think.

[keen urchin]

Eh, I'm getting the feeling that nothing you do changes a damn thing at all

2 hours of cutscenes later

I'm bored

Or was it 3 hours now?

[feral ferry]

I feel like for the game Cyberpunk was aiming to be it needed at least few more years of dev time

Look at another game that tries to change the story as you go, Dying Light 2

It's in development hell

At least at this point I actually trust Techland more than CDPR

Always have tbh

[proper cargo]

Man. Sony themselves are offering full refunds and pulled the game from the store

I wonder if keanu wakes up at night, smiling his arse off off the money he makes, or covered in sweat of the rep loss cause he is the face of a disaster.

[feral ferry]

So CDPR came clean with no refunds

Nice

Fuck Sony anyways

Nah Keanu'll be fine he had a great performance

[proper cargo]

It was a nice "gig"

[feral ferry]

Well spoken

[proper cargo]

U think cdpr come off.clean? Course not.

[feral ferry]

Wake the fuck up Adam Kaczinski, we have a game to finish

I'm pretty sure 6th attribute was drone control

Maybe we'll get it later

Dunno you think Projekt Red would advertise the Flathead so much without you being able to control it?

I feel like there must have been some plans for you to be able to use flying-walking drones

[proper cargo]

Or take control of militech's drones

[feral ferry]

Arasaka's killer mechs

Police flying hunter drones

Or then maybe even hack ||Adam Smasher|| and just make him jump off Arasaka building

[feral ferry]

Um, CDPR, please fix?

[orchid prism]

[obsidian monolith]

it must be the worst port in history

according to the amount of drama on reddit

[orchid prism]

They're too young to remember the 2000s.

[novel umbra]

also

worst port to console

[orchid prism]

Back when PC gamers hated consoles, because every game was basically a console to PC port.

[novel umbra]

I mean

still is the case

industry just got big enough that enough good ports are being made nowadays

[orchid prism]

Ohhh no no.

It was a whole different nightmare back then.

[novel umbra]

kinda ig

we still get bad PC ports

big difference is that most of them can be beaten to decent performance at least