the Mc Dee's cumburger
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barren pewter
fading spade
the McCumshot(tm)
barren pewter
it'll be like 3 or 4 actually
weak cypress
Just a normal Tuesday's evening in Wootingland.
barren pewter
to properly coat the bread
feral ferry
@trail dove Eik namen, brol latvieลกu
orchid prism
They forget they have a dedicated channel for this sort of lewd. Silly people.
feral ferry
Or something similar
barren pewter
I smell latvian
fading spade
not everyone is in the channel
trail dove
I don't speak whatever thatvis
barren pewter
are latvians on rn?
barren pewter
if so, send me some riga balsam blyat
I ran out yesterday
they don't sell it here 
also
sprats
feral ferry
How much is postage to CA?
barren pewter
uh
feral ferry
I can send them to you
feral ferry
Also pretty sure I can't ship alcohol
feral ferry
This good?
barren pewter
no
feral ferry
Damn I'd drink that wtf
proper cargo
FUCK...
barren pewter
the original
barren pewter
mint and chocolate? I'd rather have pineapple cum flavour
feral ferry
@proper cargo Just quickhack it
proper cargo
i dont have zeh rams
i got that chunky sniper tho
maybe a single headshot is enough
fading spade
why windows wanna apply wallpape ACROSS them??
feral ferry
It's a great piece of weaponry
What fucking resolution are you playing at
That's like 4K
fading spade
What fucking resolution are you playing at
2 @ 1920x1080
barren pewter
mhm
orchid prism
fading spade
doesnt do it with this wallpaper...wtf
feral ferry
Cause I dunno, Windows is smart and if wallpaper is above 1080p it scales to both?
fading spade
owo
barren pewter
busted all over the hungarian salami
problem is
I forgot to take a photo
sadness
fading spade
how'd it taste?
barren pewter
uh
proper cargo
took me lots of sniper ammo but ive done it
barren pewter
@fading spade salty, both the meat and the special sauce, and spicy
with just a hint of pineapple
it's not that great
maybe it works better with other meats and breads?
fading spade
maybe
weak cypress
That sounds like science.
fading spade
Science isn't about why, it's about why not!
barren pewter
can we scientifically make cum taste like cherry jam?
cuz if so
my girl might come back
weak cypress
The difference between a scientist and a pyromaniac is a clipboard.
fading spade
saving
fading spade
:P
fading spade
:')
proper cargo
the difference between a crazed gunman and an assassin is a mental sickness
fading spade
hmm
barren pewter
I think it's that one is a job
feral ferry
@barren pewter
https://c.tenor.com/92yhm9XyDlwAAAAM/the-goon-dodgeball.gif
weak cypress
Do you think Among Us beans will be a smash spirit or a fortnite skin first?
proper cargo
i think johnny will be a skin in fortnite tho
barren pewter
I think it'll die out before then
proper cargo
all the cool kids do it
barren pewter
i think johnny will be a skin in fortnite tho
no
please no
cyberpunk is actually good
proper cargo
wake the fuck up, fortnite kid. we got an island to burn
barren pewter
fortnite is dogshit
feral ferry
@proper cargo you know Keanu getting an award for best performance is basically granted
barren pewter
duh
proper cargo
duh
barren pewter
really sick cunts think alike, huh @proper cargo?
feral ferry
Maybe he'll be the next Mads Mikkelsen
Keanu that is
Mads is prolly the first Game/Film actor
orchid prism
<@378974856135573504> you know Keanu getting an award for best performance is ba...
Keanu - For having a cameo in the game that practically rips off his lead character in an earlier movie ๐
feral ferry
Hm?
orchid prism
Johnny Mnemonic.
orchid prism
One of the Wick movies?
Youngster!
feral ferry
I don't watch movies
orchid prism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwl5MBzTCRQ
I mean it's only 25 years old ๐
feral ferry
I couldn't tell how many Wick movies there are
barren pewter
go drink a monster ultra zero
feral ferry
Dolph Lundgren, been a while I heard of him
orchid prism
Oh fuck - I never even noticed Vektor is basically a direct reference as well ๐
orchid prism
Doc from the movie I'm referring to.
orchid prism
I'm surprised Ice-T doesn't have a cameo.
feral ferry
Who's Ice-T
orchid prism
orchid prism
Rapper / Actor, yes.
feral ferry
Who?
feral ferry
Is he supposed to be popular? 
fading spade
In ireland yeh
Also I'm messing with you
feral ferry
I know
fading spade
That's clearly peter griffin
feral ferry
I am allowing you to have fun
fading spade
Well then
fading spade
I want fluffy wolf ears for the sole purpose of then being scratched during head pats
feral ferry
Detected furry activity
Initiate self-defence protocols
Behavioral pattern: cautious
fading spade
Not furry
feral ferry
Sounds awfully furry to me 
orchid prism
Parade?
feral ferry
@proper cargo the one from River's questline?
orchid prism
Traps are severely underused - At least in my experience. I have admittedly skipped a lot of side gigs.
feral ferry
The fuckin Farm was annoying
proper cargo
no, its just a random gig up north in town
feral ferry
Who plasters a farm full of mines and autoturrets
orchid prism
Who plasters a farm full of mines and autoturrets
People who know how cancerous corpos are xD
proper cargo
around every corner, exactly inside the turn, he placed mines
feral ferry
For me the favourite place in the game is either Pacifica or Kabuki
orchid prism
Never got to see much of Pacifica. Only swung by for that one main mission and the taxi.
When I replay I'll definitely take more time just driving around, exploring.
feral ferry
I drove around Pacifica just for leisure
It's a very pretty part of city
Dunno why it went so wild there
feral ferry
But that's fascinating
orchid prism
It's definitely interesting to explore. But I'd hardly call "New Vegas" pretty ๐
fading spade
mY fAvOrItE PLacE is ClOUds
orchid prism
Look on the bright side. It's not Fallout where reloading causes mines to despawn randomly.
THAT will mess up your head.
fading spade
O.o
fading spade
That was sarcasm
fading spade
Lizzie Jizzie
feral ferry
What
fading spade
Saw that graffitied to the side of the building
orchid prism
Lizzy Wizzy once committed suicide while on stage. She was dead for an hour but was fortunately revived by a Trauma Team group who replaced her entire body with cyberware. She then finished the concert in her new body.
orchid prism
CB has plenty of interesting characters.
fading spade
enlightened your hmosexuality?
feral ferry
I always suspected for Jerry to like weenies
So River's cutscene was a real eye opener for him
fading spade
my friend went on a job and it ended up with sex in a tank
feral ferry
I would like to meet that friend and press his hand
feral ferry
Fine we can also shake
proper cargo
||the guy had a freaking claymore attached to the door XD||
feral ferry
Wait is the scene a cutscene?
||Or can you fall back||
@proper cargo How do I get the ||Arisaka assassin, elite soldier, and high-end police, plus Oda's "teleport" thingy?||
||The elite close-quarters enemies do this swoosh-swoosh-swoosh almost teleport like movement that makes them real fast and hard to hit||
||Looks like teleporting in a way||
orchid prism
Pretty sure you don't.
You get the "slow motion" by dodging with a certain mod installed. But that's about it. No multi-stepping.
It would be pretty hard to program anyway ๐
feral ferry
Do you know which one I am talking about? ๐
orchid prism
feral ferry
Boy I love his character
But that boss fight was annoying
I got lucky he got stuck in a wall
orchid prism
Hardest fight in the game. Had to give up on Hard after an hour of retrying. My build just wasn't geared to fight him. And I -SUCK- at Dark Souls style melee timing.
feral ferry
I really like that motion all the elite CQB experts do
proper cargo
how to beat oda. seriously pretending THAT is a tutorial?
just use a freaking smart assault rifle
proper cargo
he cant dodge smart bullet
feral ferry
You can't run, and if you run he'll fuck you anyways
orchid prism
I mean - Standing behind a wall kind of defeats the ranged attack ๐
feral ferry
I'll be replaying Cyberpunk rn
Female V, melee only with the ||launcher implant||
Oop spoilers
proper cargo
just get that smart assault rifle from the gig of killing american patriots. its a bad ass assault rifle
killed oda like its nothing
feral ferry
Still not a revolver
My revolver was doing 24k damage per headshot
Actually in the last bossfight, you prolly have an idea who the last boss is
proper cargo
dont spoil it vex
feral ferry
My revolver can consistently deal like 10-15% of Boss's HP bar in a shot
Revolvers are really damn good if you get the perks
feral ferry
No cars with guns - no deal
Wait
If genitals are off
What are the romance options based on?
orchid prism
Your body type and voice.
orchid prism
Genitals don't matter.
orchid prism
Only romanceable by a V with a feminine body type and voice tone
feral ferry
Oof
orchid prism
That's Judy. Apparently Panam is less picky. Just needs male body
feral ferry
Panam's a great gal
Just wish there was more of her
As a matter of fact, there weren't enough cutscenes for Judy or Panam in general
orchid prism
Excuse you? She already gets the most screen time ๐
feral ferry
Ehhh not really?
orchid prism
Her missions are a lot longer and more involved than Judy. And she's the only gal who you can have with you on ||the ending mission||
feral ferry
True yeah
proper cargo
ugh
got a spot on the back of my head. and it feels like...flashbacks to abscess popping vids
proper cargo
might have to see the doc about it. if they got time
we are in a full lockdown after all
yea, the more i touch it, the less it feels like a pimple and more like an abscess
๐
tough jay
The solution is really simple, if people stop buying broken games, developers will stop releasing them.
tough jay
Imagine playing these games before the first sale, more bugs, less performance, more crashes, paying more.
trim rock
But you get to be part of the hype
placid garden
๐คทโโ๏ธ
tough jay
I actually prefer no hype. Just more fun playing the game without any outside pressure.
placid garden
you do you
keen urchin
Well, CP remains piss easy today
Say, is there a hidden Karma system or anything in the game? Does it make any difference whatsoever whether you just knock people out or slaughter everyone? Do bounties have a lasting effect?
orchid prism
There's only karma towards Johnny.
Aka. How he feels about you - For a special, secret ending.
Think... Farcry 4...
Don't bother on your first playthrough.
keen urchin
So I can do the even easier way of just slaughtering people? Great
feral ferry
Far Cry 4 had a karma ending?
The sekrit ending in Far Cry was basically waiting for 5 mins and the credits roll
Which if you ask me is a better ending than the "actual" endings
keen urchin
There's only karma towards Johnny.
It's kinda sad, tbh
Stealth gameplay is a lot better than for example AC
ornate cedar
just like they did in farcry 5
fading spade
I found a ravine with a tree in it...
ornate cedar
Torch it.
The world needs no herecy
keen urchin
Oh wow
Just got hard locked
There's a door in a Motel that I need 20 body or authorisation to enter
And while I was creeping around in front of the door, it randomly opened
Nothing inside but two bots, and I can't get out because I need authorisation to open the door again 
Those bots also have plot armour and don't react to being shot at
Is Room 1242 an easteregg or something I don't know?
placid garden
๐ค
proper cargo
its like
2020 is like...that kind of guy, that says "oh, im going to make your day worse and worse, but i wont wait with the worst until the end of the day" and that day is like now, where cyberpunk comes out.
orchid prism
I bet ya 20 bucks ur gonna have a back sweat problem with that chair
wat
feral ferry
That's an actual thing
I used to have this cheap office chair
My back would sweat a whole lot while sitting on it
proper cargo
Yea
I think that cyberpunk chair would also have that problem. You sit on the chair, and the material and no ventilation makes ur back extra sweaty
proper cargo
Its a nice gig, but its just ur standard gaming chair
Jayztwocents was also boasting about his new chair one vid. You saw the chair for exactly two vids, didnt saw it at any following vid. Never talked about it again
You know, at this point, i think cdprojektred should take the NMS approach. Just shut the fuck up and concentrate on fixing bugs.
Appearently they now wanna deny they specifically meant thry will help people getting their money back
They should halt their pr, go total silent, fix the damn game in the meantime, and let the game speak for itself.
wicked latch
I think they should run away with the console peasant's money and concentrate on the PC-gaming master race
wicked latch
bleak pike
@barren pewter i saw that
barren pewter
I can tell
wicked latch
@bleak pike I was under the impression that a message written in such an obvious overstatement would be taken as a clear joke. Welp...
wicked latch
We need a kekw emote I would say
barren pewter
honestly, I think it was really stupid for cdprojekt red to put cyberpunk on last gen consoles
barren pewter
they knew it would run shit and have problems
wicked latch
Yep
barren pewter
so why go through that PR disaster?
cyberpunk could also have been used as a reason to get next gen
which might have boosted sales of new consoles when they become available
wicked latch
I guess they just REALLY wanted all the money.
I dont know
Or maybe it was an issue of pride... that they COULD do it. Everywhere.
barren pewter
they could have just waited with the money they made from PC game sales
wicked latch
Yep
wicked latch
PC sales alone would have covered it no problem.
barren pewter
true
wicked latch
4.2 mil sales on PCs in first 2 days
Like...
That alone is 252 mil dollars.
And that game WILL keep selling over the years.
barren pewter
also
I'm sure they'll be limited by the hardware for updates and possibly online mode
so it'll be like GTA online, they'll get limited by the hardware and not support last gen
so last gen will get very few, if any updates, apart from the bug fixes in the coming months
orchid prism
(Was referring to something ingame)
barren pewter
I don't feel the suffering of low framerates or bad graphics settings
barren pewter
(Was referring to something ingame)
what in game?
orchid prism
Let's just say the game can account for you somehow magically being able to pay a certain ripperdoc before you're supposed to.
orchid prism
No I mean somehow having the 21K you owe him... when you ask for the upgrades.
I was honestly expecting the game to bug out in magical ways.
barren pewter
I had less than a thousand eurodollars at that point
I really don't get how someone could have 21000 at that point in the game
orchid prism
Not legitimately.
barren pewter
actually
orchid prism
Which is why I'm surprised the game was scripted for it ๐
orchid prism
Yeah you'd have to go very out of your way to get 21K before you get missions.
orchid prism
I'm just surprised they accounted for it, and the convo didn't just bug out.
ripe tendon
You're able to run around before that though unless they eventually force you there
barren pewter
maybe it's to account for another potential glitch?
orchid prism
Can confirm - Do not attempt to pay Viktor when you want the initial stuff. ๐
keen urchin
I'm just surprised they accounted for it, and the convo didn't just bug out.
I did that, lol
It's buggy, though
After paying, you still get the dialogue to pay him back
barren pewter
oooooooooooooooooo
cdpr trolling hard
they drain your account, then ask to drain your account, AGAIN!
orchid prism
After paying, you still get the dialogue to pay him back
I didn't.
I got stuck in a state where I was told to talk to him... and no dialogue options appeared to help me get past that ๐
Game wouldn't spawn in Jackie to get out of there.
ripe tendon
||It'd be more impressive if they spawned Jackie later on ||
barren pewter
if cdpr intentionally broke that option, they get +100 Brownie points
keen urchin
Tbh, I haven't had any issues with bugs
barren pewter
same
novel umbra
Most are animatoon related things
barren pewter
I've only had one minor clipping issue, which required me to revert to a save a few minutes prior to the incident
novel umbra
Which is fine imo
keen urchin
I had one bug that hard locked me into a room
And I had to load a save 30 seconds ago
bleak pike
its just fustrating me
barren pewter
it's not that bad
bleak pike
everything is breaking around me, random deaths, stuck saves which means reload etc
wicked latch
@barren pewter the funnies part is that Cyberpunk will run fine on highend comps from 2012-2014 tbh... you will just have to set the graphics to mid/low.
bleak pike
its just constant issues that bother me
wicked latch
It is just the consoles that are fucked beyond belief xD
bleak pike
if it was just random id be fine
barren pewter
<@!449275309909344266> the funnies part is that Cyberpunk will run fine on highe...
and runs really damn well on mid-high end pc's of this year
like mine
fading spade
<@!449275309909344266> the funnies part is that Cyberpunk will run fine on highe...
I guess my computer is lower than 2012 hugh end cause it runs at 45fps on medium for me
ripe tendon
It's the TP cops that irk me tbh. I can work around the rest
keen urchin
I guess my computer is lower than 2012 hugh end cause it runs at 45fps on medium...
What GPU?
bleak pike
They keep being triggered when i walk around them,.
ripe tendon
like, bitch I just watched you walk out of a silo.
bleak pike
I wish i recorded it
feral ferry
GUYS AN NPC GOT STUCK IN THE GROUND, TOTALLY UNPLAYABLE
ripe tendon
with no doors
orchid prism
They keep being triggered when i walk around them,.
Well yeah.. 9 out of 10 times you're interfering with a crime scene ๐
Don't go there
ripe tendon
you probably bumped them like an asshole
bleak pike
and just stood still for 2 seconds
orchid prism
CALLUM VENTED
ripe tendon
stay in your lane
barren pewter
It is just the consoles that are fucked beyond belief xD
consoles are like low end pc's from 2010-2012 in horsepower
fading spade
Might have to turn GPU heravy settings to low
such as?
if I do, the game will look like t does on console... xd
barren pewter
if I do, the game will look like t does on console... xd
nope
wicked latch
@barren pewter yea I know, the only saving grace is the unified hardware that allows for better optimization.
barren pewter
still better
feral ferry
Police AI is broken, story-based game that has nothing to do with cops is bad now
ripe tendon
why hasn't* HUB worked their ass off more and given us recommended GPU settings or why hasn't NVIDIA doing the graphics guides anymore?
wicked latch
And that has a ceiling.
bleak pike
does it not bother anyone that nips in this game are 2d
fading spade
I didnt notice....
bleak pike
idk why but it triggers me
orchid prism
does it not bother anyone that nips in this game are 2d
They're not though.
wicked latch
Because you want them 3D and pointy
ripe tendon
at least 4
barren pewter
at least 3
feral ferry
V is a cow?
ripe tendon
oh I didn't count V's
feral ferry
Oh
ripe tendon
I was counting Sandra and || Eve ||
barren pewter
V=smoking hot piece of rump roast?
feral ferry
Just smoking piece of electronic garbage || after the relic is done with it||
barren pewter
you gonna make me post nips mansen
feral ferry
Anyhow though, no nsfw channel? A damn shame
bleak pike
there is, just not for that stuff
feral ferry
I want to judge you lads on your nsfw preferences
bleak pike
meme rage is nsfw that bans nsfw
feral ferry
It does though @barren pewter
bleak pike
yall hear about that aircraft?
feral ferry
Minecraft?
barren pewter
what aircraft?
bleak pike
/s
orchid prism
you gonna make me post nips mansen
Don't need to. They're not all 2D as should be painfully evident from your very first mission ๐
bleak pike
everytime i launch the game
feral ferry
I think Callum just wants to be helicoptered
orchid prism
Seeming as you've got a pair in your face.
keen urchin
They were on patrol
Take a second to figure out how their mechanics work, it'll help avoiding frustration ^^
ripe tendon
The only time I've seen nipples is when I'm carrying them in my face in this game lol
Which happens at least twice
barren pewter
Which happens at least twice
damn
feral ferry
Well I can tell you exactly where you can see them
ripe tendon
low armor but high breathability?
feral ferry
Sex scenes, scavenger encounters, your own character nude and certain missions
Quite literally all the nudity
barren pewter
cyberpunk is the game for me then
feral ferry
Boy scavengers still shake me up
feral ferry
Not enough sex scenes*
bleak pike
Also i somehow bypassed gear locking
keen urchin
What still bugs me is how piss easy the game is...
Trying to complete missions without being seen and without killing anyone feels like the only thing with a little challenge to it, but it's getting old fast, when I can just gun down everyone for the same result
Game needs a hidden Karma system, bad
feral ferry
"Piss easy"
Stop playing on normal then
And yeah Projekt was meant to introduce some sort of faction-specific hunters that go after V
Think.. ||as soon after V wakes up after the heist in the trash, and Takemura saves him but then gets pursued by Arasaka cyborg assassins||
Those characters were never seen after that part, which is a damn shame
So, DLCs might fix that
keen urchin
Stop playing on normal then
Lol, normal is for casuals and console peasants
I'm playing on whatever the call 'very hard', naturally
orchid prism
Aww... loot is static.
Found the legendary monowire in the same place as last playthrough
feral ferry
Gib location
orchid prism
I'll give you a hint. It's ||close to Judy's apartment. You get a GIG to off someone there and it's somewhere there. Not hidden but missable||
feral ferry
Hm
I restarted the game to do a second playthrough
Has anyone found the legendary ||hand- launcher||?
Or legendary mantis blades?
orchid prism
Found Mantis. I know you can buy both
feral ferry
Are the legendary ones any better?
orchid prism
Best stats per "tier" of upgrade.
feral ferry
Dunno I hate racing in general so really don't care
orchid prism
It has shooting. ๐
orchid prism
One driver, one shooter.
keen urchin
Found the legendary monowire in the same place as last playthrough
I thought that the first time you mentioned it. Loot isn't static, but certain objects are seeded
orchid prism
Yeah that's what I mean ๐
keen urchin
Does the Monowire have a level?
Or does it scale with character level?
I can't see it under Upgrades
keen urchin
Dunno I finished the last playthrough with 150k or something
I've had 130k at level 10 after buying some legendary upgrades and stuff, lol
It depends on the amount of side content you do, I guess
fading spade
I'm so mad
I didn't get Jackie's bike
Even though I did that mission and went to his mom's car and talked to her
ripe tendon
Even though I did that mission and went to his mom's car and talked to her
|| She didn't leave you a package outside your apt door? ||
assuming you called her
feral ferry
Lol what
fading spade
She didn't :/
feral ferry
Unless creds scale with difficulty
That is plain bullshit
I just restarted and finished 2 main quests and an doing every side content I can find
Level 9 80k creds
Haven't bought a single thing
Looting all the boxes and selling all weapons
ripe tendon
level 12 and like 3k. I buy some thiungs nothing intense. I mostly dismantle
feral ferry
Level 10 130k after legendaries is just bullshit
So explain yourself or fuck off
I was already suspicious after the "game was too easy"
orchid prism
Even though I did that mission and went to his mom's car and talked to her
You can accidentally refuse her.
You can also accidentally end up with the bike, even though you never went (or were allowed to)
fading spade
You can accidentally refuse her.
Oh.... Ffs
orchid prism
Plenty of other bikes. ๐
fading spade
Later isn't good because I have a mission that's 5km away
fading spade
Are you putting points into intelligence?
Ye
orchid prism
You can hack terminals for tons of money.
ripe tendon
Do cars travel 5km as well as bikes?
orchid prism
Something like 1200 with all upgrades and some luck.
Lot of terminals in illegal arcades and clubs.
ripe tendon
Cause you get some of those too
barren pewter
Something like 1200 with all upgrades and some luck.
woah
I maxed out the perk that gives you double money from hacking those things
but I have yet to actually use it
orchid prism
There's a second perk to the left of it I think.
Adds more.
Always aim for the highest level hack. Better payout - Consider being able to do the lower to a bonus.
barren pewter
ok
orchid prism
Having a better cyberdeck with more cache helps you get those.
As long as you don't start a sequence, it won't fail.
So you can end up doing LV2 after LV3 is done if you plan ahead.
barren pewter
I better get a new cyberdeck then
barren pewter
I'm rocking the one you start with
fading spade
It was a pole ontop of a shipping container
orchid prism
Yeah.
barren pewter
granted, I just started act 2
orchid prism
You can find terminals anywhere. Some are impossible to reach without double/super jump. Found that out after 30mins of attempting to reach a particular one ๐
fading spade
Welp
orchid prism
My second run is zero hacking skills. So I'll probably lose out on a lot of dosh.
Funtiem
orchid prism
I can pick up guns while hacking people to death ๐
barren pewter
max out carry weight skills
orchid prism
Still a net loss not being able to touch certain terminals.
feral ferry
I think in my last playthrough I invested like a single skill point into the terminal payouts
Still would net like 1.2k in a single one
keen urchin
Level 10 130k after legendaries is just bullshit
I dunno what to explain?
feral ferry
Still, by the time you'd reach 140k after legendaries you'll also be level 10
That's just cap
keen urchin
Having a better cyberdeck with more cache helps you get those.
OOOOF
I'm using the Paraline, time to upgrade, lol
feral ferry
HAHAHA
I just got a Cyberpunk key
Free of charge
Too bad it's on GOG and not on Steam but eh
keen urchin
How's you get that?
feral ferry
Cracked version
barren pewter
oh
feral ferry
Was waiting for my key
orchid prism
Feel free to send it my way ๐
barren pewter
wait
orchid prism
barren pewter
were y'all playing cracked?
placid garden
maybe I could pawn it off
orchid prism
Technically - Yes.
keen urchin
Legit
barren pewter
I just straight up bought it
keen urchin
I bought it on GOG
barren pewter
I bought it on steam
orchid prism
Waiting for CDPR to send us the keys they promised xD
feral ferry
I couldn't wait till I got the damn key so I downloaded it
keen urchin
Wife's using my copy, though
placid garden
gg
barren pewter
Wife's using my copy, though
damn, this is why spouses suck sometimes
barren pewter
that also applies to siblings
feral ferry
You're on the top of the world just to have a spouse
barren pewter
sharing video games blows
feral ferry
Speak for yourself doge
barren pewter
I'm not saying having a spouse is a bad thing
just that sharing games sucks, especially with family
keen urchin
Disagree. What I hate though is when studios don't allow you to share a game with your spouse. That's just sad
ripe tendon
That's what offline mode is for
placid garden
i share my games with my close friends over steam
only people I trust to not get vac banned lmao
feral ferry
@fading spade did you buy the game?
Kyberpunkie?
Or you naughty naughty cracked version?
barren pewter
Only need a legitimate copy to get the "pre-order" bonus stuff.
the bonus stuff you get is actually kinda good
like that DRM-free katana
orchid prism
Early on it helps - But it loses relevance fast if you don't keep upgrading it.
feral ferry
Why can't I ping @saki
barren pewter
she blocked you bud
feral ferry
She did unblock me though
ripe tendon
Maybe there aint no Saki to ping
barren pewter
Early on it helps - But it loses relevance fast if you don't keep upgrading it.
that's what happened to me
feral ferry
Oof
barren pewter
Oof
pretty sure she reblocked you, I can ping her
put drm on the bonus drm-free sword
smert
feral ferry
Bit of a naughty connotation to it
barren pewter
and it's kinda cool, no arisaka branding, matte black
barren pewter
Bit of a naughty connotation to it
better than "Sir John Phallustiff"
feral ferry
Witcher 3 players will know
novel umbra
@vital wyvern steam version is DRM free as well
fading spade
the game is DRM free anywhere you get it
feral ferry
@fading spade didn't answer my question
barren pewter
@fading spade don't answer
feral ferry
@fading spade answer
barren pewter
lana, don't
feral ferry
do
fading spade
I got it from my friend who got it on steam
feral ferry
Via sharing?
fading spade
ye
feral ferry
You are done
keen urchin
You're ported back up
feral ferry
You will keep falling out of it
At least for me a mech landed on top of me
I got clipped out permanently
Fall down, pop back up, fall down again
keen urchin
Well, not me, I was ported back up
feral ferry
Vice versa
keen urchin
What am I supposed to look at?
keen urchin
Oh, lol
feral ferry
I got that once
novel umbra
didn't have it at all
ripe tendon
subtitle bitches
novel umbra
only got weapon information windows not disappearing
feral ferry
I didnt get that one lol ^
orchid prism
I swear you are just cursed in general, Callum.
Your PC blows up, you keep having rare glitches appear constantly in games ๐
feral ferry
He's almost as bad as Quiette Shy tbh @orchid prism
I was always surprised how she manages to destroy games
Callum is just male Quite Shallow
ripe tendon
I'd break too if he badmouthed me as much as he badmouths his games and PC lol
orchid prism
bleak pike
So ugh the car ai dude let me down
barren pewter
uh oh
bleak pike
he did not follow my request
orchid prism
๐
feral ferry
Might be a bit morbid
But I don't seem to be able to reliably decapitate dead bodies
Sometimes it works rarely, but mostly it doesn't
ripe tendon
If you're lucky like me you can just gently lay them down and watch them explode into a red mist
orchid prism
I love how Cyberpunk uses tech terms for everything. Like Input and Output for boy/girlfriend respectively ๐
feral ferry
Dick for a USB stick into your female "USB male" port?
Never actually knew why tf would someone call a port "male" irl
orchid prism
Ouch haha.
Gangs that look or dress alike are called posers ๐
ripe tendon
female usb wouldn't be male
fading spade
howd you hide the UI?
bleak pike
its a mission
feral ferry
Grats for using the same hairstyle virtually everyone uses
orchid prism
You can uh... also just hit N.
fading spade
o
feral ferry
No?
orchid prism
Mirrors are a shit way to do selfies though.
ripe tendon
not to mention male and female are used for so many components like plumbing parts as well
keen urchin
Got me some Legendary Deck. Should help earning more money
bleak pike
mfw i want to flirt with a girl then i heard a male voice
||this is where im kenu now||
keen urchin
Lol
I've also had girls with male voices
feral ferry
Kinda kinky
orchid prism
this was so predictable
It was ... literally in the trailers. A year ago ๐
Except dumbed down a bit.
Tsh
fading spade
you only here?
fading spade
Lol
I've also had girls with male voices
my character is girl with male voice
orchid prism
It's a shame they changed the plot around a bit from the trailers. I dug the old scene.
feral ferry
I agree, female with male voice? Sad
bleak pike
||haha kinda dissapointed we weren't gonna play a song in first person||.
placid garden
what about a dude with a girl voice
bleak pike
you only here?
yes cos of bugs driving me nuts
feral ferry
That's lit @placid garden
orchid prism
Originally you got a chance to ||kill T-bug||
barren pewter
Originally you got a chance to ||kill T-bug||
w0t?
orchid prism
barren pewter
but why?
orchid prism
fading spade
|| T-Bug is great ||
orchid prism
Watch the trailer from about halfway through.
barren pewter
||she kinda dies on her own mate||
feral ferry
In trailers you just mantis blade DeShawn's bodyguard and splash Tbug's brains out with a revolver
The story is different in the game though
orchid prism
Yeah they changed some things around
feral ferry
Good actually
I liked Tbug
I would have loved for her to be hireable and she'd survive for the endgame
orchid prism
I mean I don't mind her new look - But she gets written off without your say in it ๐
bleak pike
FOR FUCK SAKE
feral ferry
But yeah the only person really unaccounted for in-game when it comes to the trailers is Dexter's bodyguard
orchid prism
I think they're forced for foreign languages.
feral ferry
Yes that british fuck Callum is defo foreign
barren pewter
is uk english a foreign language?
orchid prism
ITS FUCKING STUPID
Please remind me how you speak korean, japanese, chinese, spanish, creole and others fluently ๐
barren pewter
google translate is my guess
bleak pike
orchid prism
You haven't played much if all you hear is English.
keen urchin
I love the thing they did with languages ingame
bleak pike
even when reloading the save they are stuck
keen urchin
It's really great
orchid prism
implants
barren pewter
implants, people
feral ferry
Ban Callum @orchid prism
orchid prism
Can't wait till modders figure out how to change scripting.
orchid prism
To unlock romances, change missions and such. Maybe even tweak generated missions.
bleak pike
Why cant they do it like othr games
barren pewter
@orchid prism ban vexxy, vexxy is being naughty
bleak pike
an options for subtitles only when a different lng is spoken
barren pewter
or give him a time-out
bleak pike
im spoiling the photos....
orchid prism
<@!158168189300244480> ban vexxy, vexxy is being naughty
You're onto something... If only I took bribes or something to not do that... like game keys
barren pewter
hm
ripe tendon
can't take somebody down if they're alerted but also blinded...oook thanks for the bs game
orchid prism
can't take somebody down if they're alerted but also blinded...oook thanks for t...
As in COMBAT? Yeah that's obvious.
feral ferry
Are we going to ignore the one line in the game towards the game that wasn't translated from polish?
ripe tendon
that's stupid.
orchid prism
But you can definitely sneak up on someone blinded, while just in active search
feral ferry
@orchid prism I'll give you that Cyberpunk key if you ban Doge
orchid prism
Honestly they should just swing at you or shoot at you.
Blind is not the same as deaf.
orchid prism
bleak pike
there's a way to launch without the launcher right
feral ferry
barren pewter
what have I done to hurt y'all?
ripe tendon
reboot optics means you cant see shit
orchid prism
<:pepeyes:781266558277648475>
Just launch the actual game exe in bin folder.
ripe tendon
so if I walk up behind them I should be able to grapple at least
orchid prism
so if I walk up behind them I should be able to grapple at least
You can - When they're not in active combat ๐
feral ferry
Yeah you can just launch via the exe
ripe tendon
that's a stupid idea "active combat"
feral ferry
Shortcut it
bleak pike
but i need muh time tracked
orchid prism
Naw.
barren pewter
but i need muh time tracked
that can be a bad thing
bleak pike
i need to let people know im a kool kid
feral ferry
Callum wants to much it seems
bleak pike
playing the new hottest thing
orchid prism
that's a stupid idea "active combat"
What should happen (And they'll probably add this eventually given time) is that they'd try and take a swing at you or shoot in your direction.
Again - Not deaf. They can hear you coming.
feral ferry
Doesn't Steam allow you to make a custom shortcut?
ripe tendon
If they can't hear crouched when not alert doesn't make sense to hear it otherwise
orchid prism
They weren't expecting you when not alerted.
That's... kind of the point of stealth ๐
ripe tendon
but they can find a body and still not be alert ๐ ok.
bleak pike
Jonny is amazing.....
feral ferry
Johnny's a dicky duck
orchid prism
I want to piss him off as much as I can in my streetkid playthrough ๐
orchid prism
And then ||banish him to the shadowrealm and get back my body||
orchid prism
Not that ending.
feral ferry
Let's hope the story expansions fixes the endings
And we can finally get a true good ending
orchid prism
Vexxy ||you can switch engrams with Johnny and take back your body. Banishing him to Cyberspace and living a full life||
barren pewter
can you continue playing the game after the main quest?
feral ferry
@orchid prism is this || the Rogue or Panam path?||
orchid prism
can you continue playing the game after the main quest?
You reload a last save
barren pewter
oh
orchid prism
<@158168189300244480> is this || the Rogue or Panam path?||
"Sun ending."
barren pewter
ok
barren pewter
You reload a last save
is it like new vegas, where the game saves before the second battle of hoover dam?
and gives a warning, like "this is the final stage of the game"
novel umbra
ye
barren pewter
cool
novel umbra
but depending on your character you can't get every ending
barren pewter
maybe that'll get changed in a future update
there might be a post-game in the future
feral ferry
They haven't said anything about DLCs
barren pewter
other than "there will be in the future, both paid and free"
which is good enough for me rn
feral ferry
Yeah if it's like "One free new car, one free new gun" DLC then it's underwhelming
We need gameplay reworks and expansions
Yep
Reddit's shitting on it
Eh it's a fine game
Nothing mold breaking
Nothing spectacular
It's just a fine game
keen urchin
I think it's quite spectacular
Unpolished, but definitely going above and beyond everything else
@orchid prism Turns out, with a Legendary Cyberdeck you're pretty much guaranteed always getting all three datamine hacks
obsidian monolith
it's more like the console people shitting on it
the pc community praises it
fine by me tbh lol
bleak pike
did they just reference matrix with pills
feral ferry
Might have
bleak pike
||"That way you will kill two souls, is that what you want?"|| ugh yes
orchid prism
did they just reference matrix with pills
The game is FULL of Keanu references.
Monowire, Pills from Matrix et cetera.
bleak pike
orchid prism
๐
bleak pike
k den
barren pewter
don't do it
just do what I did and run around night city with your shinkie winkie hangin' out
bleak pike
i have standards
proper cargo
ultimate cyberpunk 2077 challenge. do it commando
placid garden
invest in subdermal, you are invincible
barren pewter
ultimate cyberpunk 2077 challenge. do it commando
challenge accepted
I'm gonna do a run completely naked
bleak pike
proper cargo
oh hol up
the upper plate of hte wooting keyboard is brushed alu right?
it feels metally
i think i can actually powdercoat this
placid garden
crusty
ripe tendon
Why you gotta be like that @fading spade? || Just give the damn guy his car back ||
trail dove
haha i've done that