🎮│game

[small comet]

"doxxing"

[vapid lintel]

Your Honor, I'd like to state to the jury that I haven't played Ark in almost 6 years

[orchid prism]

Good - Cause in PvP it's downright toxic and P2W 😄

[fallow bronze]

I see you've also wasted so much time on ark

[vapid lintel]

I used to be the chief architect for the biggest western megatribe, where I built a fortress so impressively impenetrable that the developers literally changed the way defenses work in the game after touring my build

Teaches me to reach out to devs to discuss game engine limits and to discuss how we could work together to find solutions to problems

[bleak pike]

I re bought it on steam

During 1.0 release

Still didn't touch it lol

Idk my hours on the epic version

[nimble current]

ayy L4D2

[bleak pike]

Playing l4d2 with Mark is just not fun

He's programmed info maximum efficiency aka leaving them mates behind and laughing at them from the safe zone as he just skips everything

[orchid prism]

https://tenor.com/view/bifrost-bifrost-wallet-bifrost-meme-crypto-meme-crypto-gif-10960598008206605317

[maiden tulip]

https://outsidetheasylum.blog/screeps/

another malware game but with 100k players

absolute insanity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxkBLL43yS8

steam is such a mess

[orchid prism]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SZUex4t-8wg

[dawn adder]

61 draws into Laevatain and missed the 66% chance of a featured operator 😔

[cold anvil]

@mellow garden @scarlet marlin didnt get to do the ceremony because audie was sick a couple days ago so I had to wait a day to do it XD, just wanted to showcase all my villagers

[outer pollen]

@proper basin

[young hill]

@rough stump

[willow quiver]

Algum brasileiro ?

[young hill]

https://share.google/CKXtLRtdaiDnNwnC8

[rough stump]

Oh my

[hardy merlin]

Of course it's JavaScript

[orchid prism]

I'm getting way too fucking old. I'm watching someone play Farming Simulator 25 and actually thought for a moment "huh... that could be fun to play, from a business sim point of view"

https://tenor.com/view/hide-the-pain-harold-harold-pain-hide-meme-gif-7962146957933466373

[scarlet marlin]

aww you got some cuties!

[compact oriole]

[compact oriole]

Anyone know of popular/good games to learn coding? Screeps kinda made me curious

Preferably python but any would do

[vapid lintel]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2060160/The_Farmer_Was_Replaced/

Steam

The Farmer Was Replaced

Program a drone using a simple python-like language to fully automate various farming tasks that would otherwise be very grindy. Feel the satisfaction of simply pressing "execute" and watching your drone do all the hard work.

Unlike most programming games the game isn't divided into distinct levels that you have to complete but features a cont…

Price

$9.99

Recommendations

7022

[orchid prism]

IF the_sun_is_high == true THEN
holler "Yeehaw! It's high noon, partner!"
tip_hat()
ELSE
holler "Reckon it's not time yet..."
sip_coffee()
END_IF

[vapid lintel]

Nice day for fishing, innit?

[small comet]

really fun game especially going for fastest playthroughs

or super high maze solves

[mellow garden]

I have another villager moving in this week. Campsite coming in strong already.

[ivory dune]

The waifu came home :3

[small comet]

solo leveling game?

[orchid prism]

Ah yes ... We've reached the grindier part of WWM now. Gotta commit several genocides on local wildlife to upgrade my gear stats.

[ivory dune]

It's the refurbished gacha game on pc. No more microtransactions, everything is unlocked through gaming

You can't even pay if you wanted to, single purchase for the game with continuous updates

And the combat feels really good tbh

They basically high def-ed the mobile game, and made the combat smoother

It is called Solo Leveling Arise Overdrive

Not to be confused with Solo Leveling Arise, the gacha game

They're up to the Demon King, story wise now

With Jeju Island confirmed to be coming

[outer pollen]

Saint Seiya?

Oh

[ivory dune]

It's Solo Leveling!

[hardy merlin]

If you have any sanity and want to get rid of it, try games from Zachtronics/Coincidence
Shenzhen I/O is really close to irl coding, and Molek-Syntez is for when you want to drain your sanity even quicker

[small comet]

i mean the farmer was replaced is also close to real programming as they sort of reimplemented a lot of python stuff

[hardy merlin]

Sure

[small comet]

@hardy merlin did you ever play https://store.steampowered.com/app/1510/Uplink/

[hardy merlin]

Yeah
I was like 12 when I played this, it was in some magazine

[exotic musk]

gm snowy calsy

[sinful cobalt]

There are sure some interesting programing games out there

[cold anvil]

@mellow garden @maiden tulip

@outer pollen !

[mellow garden]

Soon™

[outer pollen]

PEAK!!!

[cold anvil]

I’m super excited!

[proper basin]

Hopefully not the geese

[orchid prism]

Sheep, Deer apparently for armour - as well as a silly amount of metal and jade from various rock crops around the map.

[proper basin]

https://tenor.com/view/fant4stic-say-that-again-gif-16690486418948643620

[orchid prism]

https://tenor.com/view/mining-mlm-motherlode-mine-this-is-not-motherlode-mine-its-just-some-gold-ore-gif-16179684

https://tenor.com/view/wild-thing-gif-14527443523283927149

[hardy merlin]

[mellow garden]

These lobbies in MKW are pretty intense

[cold anvil]

On everybody’s life we’re all playing high guard as soon as it comes out!

[quiet vault]

[mellow garden]

I should really get around to enjoying BOTW and TOTK on my Switch 2

Soon™

[cold anvil]

Botw is really good! I played it like 7 years ago and played it again last nov-dec. idk about totk but I did buy the upgrade pack to play it

Botw takes around 40 hours to beat but you can get way more out of it if you’d like

I have over 100 hours on botw

[hardy merlin]

Master Sword Trials

[bleak pike]

https://fxtwitter.com/Augartistt/status/2015545731818361228

AugArt (@Augartistt)

Animora update, the map is coming very soon. The world map starts covered in clouds, and new zones are gradually revealed as you explore and unlock portals. #UEFN #Fortnite

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FxTwitter · Jan 25, 2026, 10:02 PM

Pretty cool

Guys I almost forgot

Game of the century launches soon

https://store.steampowered.com/app/4128260/Highguard/

Steam

Highguard

From the creators of Apex Legends and Titanfall, comes Highguard: a PvP raid shooter where players will ride, fight, and raid as Wardens, arcane gunslingers sent to fight for control of a mythical continent.

Battle rival Warden crews for possession of the Shieldbreaker, then break into and destroy the enemy base to secure territory in this all-…

Release Date

Jan 26, 2026

[mellow garden]

Sounds mid

[sinful cobalt]

https://www.fangamer.eu/collections/cookie-clicker?utm_campaign=cookie-clicker-launch&utm_source=dashnet

[fallow bronze]

Meh

[compact oriole]

lol they have cpt price in high guard from modern warfare

[trim rock]

Former EA devs alright, wonder what middleware produces this exact warning..

[narrow junco]

I mean it‘s kinda to be expected for a multiplayer shooter to have an anti cheat like that nowadays

[cold anvil]

I've just played through the high guard tutorial, it's a unique take on hero shooters. unfortunately as soon as I got done I got booted off and put into a log in queue even though I was already on.

[small comet]

na the tutorial is offline

lol

imagine

[cold anvil]

wild

[trim rock]

Damn guess the game is a smash hit, wonder what the haters are gonna say now

[cold anvil]

I really wanted to try the other characters some shooting range if they have one

[small comet]

how do you know that.... didnt it just release like today

[cold anvil]

the gunplay and movement is def on point ngl

I see the potential

just the way they presented it at TGA was awful

and the fact they gone radio silence since then showed lack of confidence

[small comet]

or they focused and just wanted to deliver

like what hello games did when they finally got a grip to make the game good

[cold anvil]

yeah that too, my brain might just be rotted from the negative stigma surrounding the game.

[outer pollen]

The only marketing they’ve gotten

[cold anvil]

but I am always open for anything

[small comet]

i mean idk which it is. i am not invested in the game at all or its marketing etc

[cold anvil]

from the very little I played (keep in mind I havent touched in actual match yet) it seems promising

yeah this long in queue is taking forever!

the game is surprisingly small

only 20gb

[hardy merlin]

Ah, beauty of finally being able to pollute on an industrial scale

[sinful cobalt]

the grind is real

@exotic musk this is the real grind not Warframe

[exotic musk]

true

[compact oriole]

https://i.imgur.com/7ZwPk7J.png people mad they cant play

i got into menu after like 30 min of q. tried to play tutorial, nothing happened, kicked back to q, alt f4

ill try in a couple hours or tmrw i guess

[hardy merlin]

I mean
If you advertise your game on the biggest spot on TGA... you'd expect to have at least some server capacity

[small comet]

they have some server capacity

like 2 or 3

slots

[narrow junco]

[orchid prism]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-fuck-is-that-full-metal-jacket-ronald-lee-ermey-hartman-gif-10321193652437803678

[narrow junco]

warframe

[trim rock]

I guess fury is the meta pick, some people consider vigor to be a bit of a meme

[narrow junco]

yeah

i just dont know where i should slot it in

there are too many good melee mods already

[hardy merlin]

I was sneaking through cave and got jumpscared

[narrow junco]

are you playing solo

[hardy merlin]

yup

stupid cats

[sinful cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/pay-attention-to-me-one-orange-brain-cell-kitten-cat-meow-gif-16762328332322827176

i should get my friends into Satisfactory

[narrow junco]

satisfactory with friends is fun

[fallow bronze]

abiotic factor is an amazing game

[quiet vault]

thats crazy

[compact oriole]

geoff is waiting for your apology

[quiet vault]

shit

[verbal nymph]

Best game of the millennia

[compact oriole]

player numbers already going down

[hardy merlin]

What happened? ;-;

[orchid prism]

Hahaha fuck you.

[lone cosmos]

seeing lots of people on twitter complaining about its optimisation and stuff

and weird floaty issues with aiming or something

[compact oriole]

ngl this is the next thing that all multiplayer games with AC will have

and idk if its supposed to help against cheating or just some ploy to get people to move to win11

https://i.imgur.com/9Ivjmbs.png

[orchid prism]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-oh-no-anyway-gif-18887547

[hardy merlin]

What BS is that?

[hardy merlin]

Is it on Stutter Engine?

[lone cosmos]

i fear im not familiar with that terminology

[small comet]

idk why you wouldnt enable either

[orchid prism]

I don't need em.

And historically SB has been a pain.

[small comet]

cant say i have had it be a pain

[proper basin]

unreal engine 5

[lone cosmos]

oh then yah

[proper basin]

wow highguard is uh

very ugly looking

[hardy merlin]

FTB Hytale is coming

[small comet]

also not ftb but create

.

also also wouldnt be create hytale but just a natural part of the game

[iron oak]

Hoping it’s more magic orientated

Like magic stones that can control water or smth

[small comet]

the magic system right now is sadly not even close to there

like 2 staffs thats it

really hope they expand on it

[fading spade]

I haz da Hytale

the foxes are so adorable <3

[iron oak]

They bite

[small comet]

no?

all they do in my experience is drop meat

[fading spade]

Yeah they passive

[small comet]

yeah they become nice passive fertilizer

[iron oak]

Really? I’ve seen foxes attack.

Though they are good fertilizer

[vital wren]

@cyan pewter played some silly games today

[fathom swift]

Yes valorant is a silly game

[iron oak]

It’s the only way to garner attention

[sinful cobalt]

[outer pollen]

[quiet vault]

imagine if that was real

[outer pollen]

[cold anvil]

I really like this game......

[orchid prism]

The graphics look so... flat and mobile ngl

The lack of shadows in particular hurts 😄

[compact oriole]

Bro is trying so hard to make it seem like the next overwatch

[scarlet marlin]

[trim rock]

Yeah looks so flat.. almost like it's being played on a mobile device

[outer pollen]

That’s cause I’m on mobile I have the graphics low

[orchid prism]

[fallow bronze]

Tiny factory

[mellow garden]

The sheer audacity of @scarlet marlin to just sleep on the job

We did build a bridge

[scarlet marlin]

she''s doing the heavy lifting here

[orchid prism]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPoBMSkheYQ

[compact oriole]

Hope y'all apologized to geoff

[orchid prism]

He's too busy counting his paycheck.

[nimble current]

cöncörd två

[compact oriole]

Tbh i think he's either involved in some way or actually thought they're cooking

[nimble current]

not to mention the name is just overwatch with different words

[orchid prism]

It just looks and feels underwhelming and like a hodgepodge of existing shooters. It even does some Fortnite resource grabbing shit.

I will say - First person riding. A rarity in these times.

[compact oriole]

I expected nothing but I hoped it'd be good enough to have a couple of hours of fun

[orchid prism]

I'm going to be very curious to see what Valve will ultimately to with the reviews.

[buoyant osprey]

Høggarde, den nyaste konkordien

[orchid prism]

Waffle House

[pure bear]

ah, the memes are already out

[scarlet marlin]

yooo kevduit!

[hardy merlin]

https://hive.blog/hive-143901/@davideownzall/ubisoft-shares-continue-to-collapse-after-announcements-of-cuts-and-closures-from-a-total-value-of-dollar11-billion-in-2018-to-

[fathom swift]

I think we can demote Ubislop from AAA now. They became the first AAAA but that didn't last long

[hardy merlin]

Who knew that AAAA is actually the sound of screaming

[fathom swift]

(Self proclaimed)

[hardy merlin]

By the way

[fathom swift]

Shhh, don't be scared. It's just the sound of the shareholders

[hardy merlin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Castaways-popcorn-entertained-eating-IjPKRALWvTxOzLLghJ

[bleak pike]

https://fxtwitter.com/Fortnite/status/2015920632538792435

Fortnite (@Fortnite)

A-B-C-D-E-F-G, H-I-J-K-L-M-N-...
︀︀
︀︀1.30.26

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FxTwitter · Jan 26, 2026, 10:51 PM

@cold anvil

[orchid prism]

[outer pollen]

That’s wild lol

[proper basin]

Good collab

[compact oriole]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19qFcGDv_Lg

[orchid prism]

Does sound like a careless oversight more than intent.

Considering how rushed the game feels...not a hard stretch

[hardy merlin]

BRUH

[trim rock]

Good

[compact oriole]

That pic says everything

[exotic musk]

nice

[exotic musk]

10 hours a day for 2 weeks

[trim rock]

Gamer

[hardy merlin]

[novel umbra]

oh it is actually up

it was sitting at just above 20% positive

[outer pollen]

https://fxtwitter.com/pirat_nation/status/2016104397147930826

Pirat_Nation 🔴 (@Pirat_Nation)

Highguard has lost 90% of its players in less than a day.
︀︀
︀︀Reviews are terrible.
︀︀
︀︀The game is on a speedrun to failure.
︀︀
︀︀Geoff owes us an apology.

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FxTwitter · Jan 27, 2026, 11:02 AM

[pure bear]

geoff owes us an apology

[serene orbit]

Geoff owes me more info on dos3

[scarlet marlin]

Geoff doesnt care as long as he gets the bank

[pure bear]

people surprised that the peddler peddles

[outer pollen]

https://youtu.be/u9E9-iGwK_4?

[outer pollen]

[mellow garden]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvskekdB9t4

[green dune]

The Steamdeck cable is almost meant for this.

[mellow garden]

Finally using the Steam Deck charger on useful hardware

[green dune]

https://tenor.com/view/jail-right-to-jail-right-away-parks-and-recreation-parks-and-rec-gif-16177531

[bleak pike]

I feel like people are hating on high guard for the memes

But I haven't tried it yet myself

[maiden tulip]

Its just boring

Running around collecting loot with no music is just not fun

[mellow garden]

It's a game, nothing special about it.

[maiden tulip]

• it's 3v3 and the maps are big

Felt like i was just running around lookinf for shit to do

[bleak pike]

No music? Lol

[trim rock]

No music? Just play your own /s

[maiden tulip]

Literally none outside of the main menu and end of game screen

[bleak pike]

Don't most people mute their music

[maiden tulip]

It felt so... dead

[maiden tulip]

Maybe im not most people? Idk

[bleak pike]

Lol I even mute Minecraft music

[mellow garden]

This is something that annoys me about the arts, there's an abundance of choices. You can do everything right and still lose. How many hero shooters do we need? How many bands that sound a little too like an 80s tribute band do we need? etc etc

[bleak pike]

The only time I enable music is when I'm playing a story or something

[maiden tulip]

Game music/sound effects matter to me

Even in mp games xd

[cold anvil]

It’s seems ok

It is unique

Just doesn’t look it

[mellow garden]

It's actually just trash that never needed to exist.

[cold anvil]

The thing I hate the most about high guard is that the hero’s look like rehashes of other heroes from like valorant and overwatch

[maiden tulip]

The nain issue is that it feels bland it looks bland

[mellow garden]

Who was asking for this?

[maiden tulip]

Geoff

[mellow garden]

It feels like investor slop.

[maiden tulip]

geoff said game good

[mellow garden]

I get that a job is a job but y'all motherfuckers are the reason why the industry rebound is gonna be hard when the investors eventually back out.

[cold anvil]

Deadlock has great character design and I’ve been playing that a bit

Going from deadlock to high guard just hurts my soul

Deadlock is a bit difficult though because I haven’t fully learned the game yet

I love how you can download other people’s builds though it makes it so much easier to learn and understand

[proper basin]

That’s what makes it a good MOBA

other than just good design

[cold anvil]

I’ve been getting my ass kicked but the learning process is fun

I’ve been playing Ivy

Gonna try and take it slow and one at a time if I just dont drop it out of nowhere cause my brain does that sometimes

[mellow garden]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2g1md0l23o

[fading spade]

Oo

[proper basin]

Gun ivy 🗣️

[maiden tulip]

for devs a job is a job and they didnt do anythibg wrong, it's the people in lead positions who just ask for slop and get slop

[mellow garden]

Who keeps funding all these new studios to flop with a game that no one asked for? If you dealt with the problem at the source, we’d save ourselves some real hassle with the waves of live service games that die within a week.

[young hill]

first match

[cold anvil]

Didnt realize update was out

Wonder if they fixed him

He was broken in ptb

[young hill]

In what way

[small comet]

so hytale already runs at 240fps with 1024 chunks loaded in each direction.... but apparently there was still issues to fix and make it run better

[cold anvil]

Fortnite youtooz figures

[barren pewter]

so no far cry 7?
it'll probably be just like 5 and 6
but with absolutely minor flavour changes

[nimble current]

farslop 6 was basically just hanging on giancarlos performance for sales

[fallow bronze]

Now that is a huge upgrade over Minecraft

[sinful cobalt]

👀 would be interesting

[fading spade]

Is this saying that they are making the game run better only on Nvidia or is this saying that the game ran worse on Nvidia so they worked on that specifically?

[small comet]

it says what it says

[hardy merlin]

I like how update to a 15yo game brought in more players than completely new game

[mellow garden]

It helps when the 15 year old game isn’t investor slop

[hardy merlin]

https://youtu.be/Zfk7okTBAs8

[hardy merlin]

Looking at gameplay it's like they wanted to make Apex but different, and ended up with Apex but worse

[compact oriole]

https://i.imgur.com/uy2MJse.png

[iron oak]

I find it so funny we are now attaching slop to any word in order to make a genre of thing

[compact oriole]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0906Cz-59eU

[mellow garden]

I’m taking the piss by calling it investor slop but equally, there’s a real problem with new games and even new studios existing solely for investors. Nobody asked for Highguard. Nobody asks for new studios formed by the remnants of whatever team didn’t survive the last corporate restructure.

[iron oak]

I know, I just find it funny how ‘slop’ has become a adjective used in everyday life.

[pure bear]

whaat nobody wanted generic hero shooter with stylized artstyle nr 100? shocker

the game seems to have some neat ideas tbf but its going into the most oversaturated market there could be

[orchid prism]

It kind of feels like a weird mix of games.

[young hill]

Taking it all in

[manic owl]

im genuinely baffled as to how highguard was greenlit in the first place

[bleak pike]

https://fxtwitter.com/geoffkeighley/status/2016245348210245655

Geoff Keighley (@geoffkeighley)

Opening X this morning!

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FxTwitter · Jan 27, 2026, 8:22 PM

Ok this is a funny post

[hardy merlin]

Except Ubisoft and E33 devs

[hardy merlin]

Ah, I figured out why it had almost 100k players on release

[orchid prism]

Free game. People will be curious.

That also explains the sharp drop in players. They came, they saw, they uninstalled.

No sunk cost, if you didn't stick around to buy skins.

[tough jay]

Looking at what steam reviews say about Highguard it does try to be it's own thing but concept and executiion have serious flaws.
To me feels closer to Evolve in that sense. If they iron out issues it could very well find a niche of players who like it.

[vapid lintel]

Evolve was fun, shame it never took off

Last played: 2015

[hardy merlin]

It was fun at the beginning, but then quickly became boring, whole match could be just monster and hunters running in circles

[trim rock]

It was a gamer's game

[ivory dune]

I loved Evolve :(

[trim rock]

I did enjoy it for a bit when they did that free to play rerelease

[orchid prism]

I miss the Savage series.

Mixing FPS and RTS like you're a foot soldier in Warcraft.

One player on each team playing Warcraft, while everyone else runs around gathering resources, attacking enemy bases and getting "go here" orders from above 😄

Natural Selection 1/2 being the Starcraft take on that formula.

[mellow garden]

The duality of Animal Crossing villagers is astounding. They’ll ask me if I’m cold for wearing a t-shirt during the winter months while they’re wearing a jacket and nothing else, put some trousers and shoes on already.

[scarlet marlin]

they got their furr/scales ofc which you dont have

[mellow garden]

I know the game doesn’t actually have a concept of nudity, it being a kids game after all, but it’s still funny.

Bonus points that the clothes vendor never has winter items in stock when they’ve been on my island.

[fathom swift]

Started a new terraria world to check out the new update. Vanilla master mode feels super easy after playing modded for so long

[hardy merlin]

Vanilla Master mode sucks ass, only thing that changes from expert is that bosses are more tanky and deal more damage, that's it...

[fathom swift]

Yeah but cool trophy

[mellow garden]

Stardew Valley Switch 2 edition hasn’t been released in Europe yet

Something about a bug in the update that released alongside the NA Switch 2 release on Christmas Day

Thanks NA for beta testing

[hardy merlin]

What's the difference between Switch 1 and Switch 2 version though?

[mellow garden]

http://forums.stardewvalley.net/threads/stardew-valley-nintendo-switch-2-edition-–-nintendo-direct-sep12-2025.45096/

[cyan pewter]

@lone cosmos https://medal.tv/games/valorant/clips/m0bvA6PiymNrSHSI_?invite=cr-MSxRejQsMzM3MTkzMzA&v=20

i forgot to send it

[mellow garden]

NPC behaviour in ACNH is funny. They’ll walk to an interior door and then just loop back. Is going inside illegal?

That and finding the most random places outside to do yoga or singing practice.

That they’ll stop doing when you’re in a fixed radius of them. Move an inch away and they’ll continue doing it.

GTA Vice City-tier behaviour

[lone cosmos]

NOOOOOOO

[scarlet marlin]

I like that they added this in NH. In the previous game they were just walking around basically

if you place items/furniture outside, they will interact with it as well

[cyan pewter]

i have failed

[ivory dune]

I missed so many villager talks because they sat underneath a tree, reading

[mellow garden]

I saw one of them taking pictures of a sand castle on the beach. None of them interact with the outdoor furniture placed when you build the first three houses. Pretty sure I can just steal those back and place them elsewhere at this point.

[scarlet marlin]

I mean it depends, deff not everything and it doesnt happen all the time. For example if you place a microphone outside they can start singing

and stuff like that

[mellow garden]

One of them was using my basic wooden bridge for yoga practice. Can’t park there mate.

[scarlet marlin]

dont crash their vibe

[ivory dune]

Just like me fr fr

[mellow garden]

We're a small island nation with a developing economy, we can't afford a blocked bridge.

And the other bridge that exists which I paid 99% of the cost for.

[outer pollen]

https://youtu.be/VzDPnp51UWM?

Can’t wait for Rossi on Endfield

[lone cosmos]

next time you get it trust

[outer pollen]

The same friend who defended Starfield

[mellow garden]

Bad taste award goes to your friend

[scarlet marlin]

yeah u can not expect to have your villagers to most of the work

especially if you wanna get stuff build asap

[mellow garden]

I don't think they do any work

I see one of them walk with sticks occasionally

[hardy merlin]

Does your friend have Stockholm syndrome?

[mellow garden]

My newest villager was sweeping the grass clean earlier

[scarlet marlin]

they will indeed do not do any work

[outer pollen]

He dies on weird hills

[scarlet marlin]

theyre here for the vibes

[outer pollen]

He defended the fuck out of Avowed as well

[scarlet marlin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/nintendo-switch-animal-crossing-KZweJU7HKwLTHewGfh

I do like the fact that the water animals wont use an umbrella when its raining

[hardy merlin]

Maybe just a slop connoisseur then
Or contrarian

Tomorrow! https://store.steampowered.com/app/2610650/Dont_Stop_Girlypop/

Steam

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Just please nerf shotgun

[mellow garden]

I'm yet to have a villager fall sick

So much for my stockpile of medicine

[scarlet marlin]

yeah you really dont have to worry about that

[mellow garden]

I need to increase my island star rating now for the KK Slider concert

1 star island currently

[pure bear]

i do find it funny that the internet decided to basically hate highguard, but at same point its also so generic that its really not a big loss is it

[hardy merlin]

Only thing I find funny about Highguard is that it was marketed as "from creators of Titanfall and Apex Legends"
Aside it's quite meh

[vapid lintel]

All I know is that I'm not the target audience

What I don't know is, who is?

[mellow garden]

This theoretical cross-section of gamers from other live service games they'll never put down

[pure bear]

investors

it's just generic hero shooter aspects blended to gether, marketed as the next big thing, then dies day1 because surprise surprise it is not unique enough to carve a niche or draw players away from their already chosen game

[hardy merlin]

Also it's funny how the servers were dying, people couldn't play, there are huge optimization problems... but in-game shop works flawlessly

[pure bear]

you can make a game that appeals to valorant players but you need to make a game that causes valorant players to drop valorant thats a different hting

[hollow cypress]

if they can edate on it they will be fine.

[pure bear]

honestly having 10k players still is already an accomplishment, they didnt do a full concord at least

this might be salvageable

[hardy merlin]

If you want to have hero shooters you gotta follow TF2, Overwatch and Marvel Rivals - easily recognizable characters, diverse and inclusive enough that people can find their favourites and most important... BOOBA

[sinful cobalt]

Where is booba in TF2 ?

[hardy merlin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/moodman-meme-smile-exil-mEsqfG9Zbuj7CDsroa

[mellow garden]

Marvel Rivals with the swimsuit skins last summer

[hardy merlin]

I mean, look at their character design
Looks like "another generic Korean MMO slop made in UE5"

[mellow garden]

The upside of Discord changing their GIF search provider is that results for "Overwatch" are no longer cropped R34

[hardy merlin]

Wonder why they didn't went with Klipy instead of Giphy, but oh well
I have all gifs that I use saved in favourites

[mellow garden]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-approved-gif-18220485

I, too, have saved a list of approved memes.

[iron oak]

What did they change?

It was tenor right?

[hardy merlin]

Yeah, now it's Giphy on PC
Still Tenor on mobile though

[mellow garden]

Yeah, can confirm it's fine on mobile.

First result for Overwatch

I'll save mods the hassle of deleting it, BUTT...

I really don't know how Overwatch became the OG gooner game

[hardy merlin]

Consult the Wiki
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overwatch_and_pornography

[trim rock]

Ah yes good old Source Pornmaker

[scarlet marlin]

[mellow garden]

Fucking loremasters over here

[mellow garden]

One of my villagers invited me into their house, I beat them at a card game and have purchased a piece of furniture from them. The house was already peak r/malelivingspace but now it's just a sleeping bag, table, and DIY bench.

[scarlet marlin]

when giving the option, be sure to gift them furniture or send them it through mail, they should show up in the house

if you wanna match their vibes or just give them something silly

[mellow garden]

I've gifted some items around

It's just funny they've got a house with basically nothing in

And they still let me buy something

[scarlet marlin]

so they can fund your bridge projects

[mellow garden]

Placed a few benches around the island. Two near ponds, one near a waterfall, and two more on the beach rocks. Should plant a ton more trees and flowers later.

I need to find the other variety of fruit to grow different trees.

[cold anvil]

I have a plan for my island set out but I cannot really act on it until I get terraforming aswell as paths

taking it day by day has been difficult but I am still willing to push through w/o time traveling

[cold anvil]

You can customize their homes with the payed dlc but pretty sure that dlc is meant for post game, which is after you yet get kk slider on your island. Correct me if I’m wrong cause I never bought happy home paradise

[cold anvil]

I love the unique interactions between some villagers and just how they interact with the environment depending on their personality is really neat! Die hard fans give acnh a lot of shade but the game is good!!

[scarlet marlin]

the game is deff not perfect (especially how long it took to get this latest update haha) but it also did a lot of fun improvements!

[cold anvil]

Yeah I 100% agree

Game could use a lot more QOL

Individual tapping A to pick up weeds/items is so annoying

But I really like how you can now snap into the grid with the L bumper now

Thats really good

I really wish it was possible to change the grid’s increment of spaces for more precise placement ngl

[cyan pewter]

@vital wren

[cold anvil]

Really sick

[vital wren]

not the viper stealing your ace

[cold anvil]

Lol

I found yoru a bit difficult to play like I understand his util but not when to use them

What really makes me upset in valorant is when people go into ranked and only know how to play 1 agent

[mellow garden]

The DLC is free with NSO anyway.

[cyan pewter]

we lost pistol btw

[cold anvil]

NSO is a pretty good deal tbh

[cyan pewter]

ggs

[cold anvil]

Lmao

[mellow garden]

I have the expansion pack family tier. £60 a year for up to 8 people is a really good deal.

Five people on my subscription currently.

My Dad, brother, sister, brother-in-law, and myself.

[cold anvil]

I see, providing for the whole family..

[cyan pewter]

fahhh

[cold anvil]

DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT LMFAO

[outer pollen]

Bro lost to Skibidialpha before GTA 6

[cold anvil]

Anyways I feel like everyone should know atleast 1 agent from each class

[cyan pewter]

[cold anvil]

This goes for any hero shooter in a comp setting

I play Skye, Neon, Clove, Omen, and I’m still learning Vyse

I main skye but I noticed an up tick in skye players recently so that has encouraged me more to play other people

Another thing that makes me upset is specifically the type of person that plays a lot of agents but doesn’t know how to play any of them

[mellow garden]

I've got no real comparison point to other Animal Crossing games as this is my first. There's certainly some funny quirks in comparison to other games though.

[cold anvil]

Had an IRL like that when we queued up for valo and it was infuriating but I couldn’t say anything because yk that was the homie I can’t be rude

[mellow garden]

Although it's a 6 year old game at this point, I suspect 3.0 is just enough content to keep people going until we get a new instalment that's Switch 2 exclusive.

[cold anvil]

Me neither but from what I heard in past games certain villagers had more angst but that got toned down with each entry

[cyan pewter]

absolutely gaming rn

[mellow garden]

When do you unlock paths etc? I take it that's all post-game after the KK Slider concert?

[cold anvil]

It’s either right after or right before, it’s been literally like 6 years since the first time I did it lol

You unlock them with nook miles if I remember correctly

[cold anvil]

Let’s up those numbers!!!!1!1!!!1!!1

[mellow garden]

I used some nook milkes to buy a customisable phone case kit but have no idea what to do with it

[cold anvil]

You can make custom designs and put them on your phone case lol

I havent really messed with custom designs at all

Only used it to make my island flag

[mellow garden]

How do you import custom designs?

[cold anvil]

It’s supposed to be the Puerto Rican flag but with a paw instead of a star

[mellow garden]

PAWto Rican

[cold anvil]

Able sisters through codes

[mellow garden]

[cold anvil]

My island is called Fuzzy Rico :3

My theme is gonna be based off well.. puerto rico and my life growing up in florida as well

[mellow garden]

Gonna make a UK themed island

Everyone wears tracksuits and pays by stabbing each other

[cold anvil]

[cold anvil]

Ik some people like to have villagers with their themes but I’m gonna wing it and use whoever I’d like because planning an island is already as difficult as it is!!

@mellow garden since you have NSO I heavily recommend Splatoon 3 and Super Mario Maker 2

Literally the only 2 games I use nso for

@outer pollen I hear splatoon 3’s 11.0 update is pretty big

[mellow garden]

Isn't there a new Splatoon game releasing this year?

[outer pollen]

I haven’t seen anything yet

I’ve just been playing Endfield

[outer pollen]

Raiders

But not multiplayer

[cold anvil]

https://youtube.com/shorts/WrrxxT1pHEc?si=kBc0CuC8pzFdwaUZ

[cold anvil]

Yeah but it’s a story based spinoff

[mellow garden]

Right, right.

[outer pollen]

Damn that flow aura is gonna be nice when stomping these fucking kids in ranked

[cyan pewter]

i cant believe i kept almost 40% hs the entire game

@lone cosmos match history

1 game thats not an mvp

[scarlet marlin]

rank grinds

[cyan pewter]

98/100

[cold anvil]

Why do you always get so aggressive when it comes to splatoon lmfao, is ranked that serious?

[cyan pewter]

out of all those mvps

[lone cosmos]

DAMN

[cyan pewter]

i only got perf bonus on the latest reyna game

[cold anvil]

You did pretty good

[outer pollen]

It is

Idk just something about that game ever since Splatoon 1

[sinful cobalt]

when imo ?

[cyan pewter]

never

[sinful cobalt]

cope

you can hit IMO one day

[cyan pewter]

it might be ggs

[mellow garden]

Not sure if I'm going to get Pokémon Pokopia

[cyan pewter]

im cooaked

[lone cosmos]

Do it.

[outer pollen]

Unless we get a proper physical cartridge I’m skipping

[mellow garden]

Seems very similar to ACNH anyway

Don't really want two of the same game to progress at once

[vital wren]

@exotic musk didn't want to spam general with this but what do you think?

[scarlet marlin]

getting an animal crossing x stardey valley x minecraft vibe

if only it wasnt a switch 2 exclusive

[exotic musk]

that rhino is VERY pink

[vital wren]

[exotic musk]

i fw it

[scarlet marlin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/workouts-by-katya-thicc-wbk-wbkgirls-J2CQ6zHsYuGJRxAxlR

[mellow garden]

Call me an enabler but you should buy the Switch 2

[vital wren]

yay

[scarlet marlin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/empty-wallet-needmyonmiku-TFp4YvcSpb8jGmCZsg

[vital wren]

yup.

[exotic musk]

i like this color scheme as you can tell

[vital wren]

I mean white is simply clean

[exotic musk]

i need to credit farm, i just spent 6 mil credits in a single trade

[vital wren]

want some?

[outer pollen]

https://fxtwitter.com/dexerto/status/2016197202394136583

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

Valve faces a $900 million lawsuit in the UK over Steam pricing and commissions
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[exotic musk]

u cant trade it, and nah i could get max credits today probably if i wanted to

[mellow garden]

Time to break into John Wooting's bank account and pay for the Switch 2 that way

[vital wren]

ye just joking xD is there a new method tho or still chroma against spider?

[exotic musk]

wanna see?

[vital wren]

see what?

[exotic musk]

credit farm

[cyan pewter]

wwe are so back

[vital wren]

yea sure

btw this my baruuk love the colors on him

[exotic musk]

dms

[cyan pewter]

yeah we are back

[mellow garden]

The NPCs are finally using the benches

For about 10 seconds but it's something

Then they move five meters and sit on the floor

It's super funny to see them walk around with a net, sometimes for hours, but not catch anything. Literally clueless.

[lone cosmos]

so close to unlocking black mage

[cyan pewter]

🥀

p3 and s2 in the same lobby

[lone cosmos]

abysmal matchmaking system ngl

[cyan pewter]

i got fried the first half of the game

tbh its entirely on me ffs

[lone cosmos]

your plat should pf carried harder

[cyan pewter]

wtf

120ms ive never seen that before

[lone cosmos]

im always at 10ms

[cyan pewter]

i mean ive never seen ms written like that

[lone cosmos]

hmm

[cyan pewter]

chamber dc'd just to reconnect

[lone cosmos]

chambers are always a lil special

[cyan pewter]

cant get a normal fucking team in valorant

[lone cosmos]

impossible unless your 5 stacking

[cyan pewter]

literally impossible

[lone cosmos]

i hate solo q but i put myself through it

[cyan pewter]

at least im keeping my mvp streak

[lone cosmos]

exactly

[cyan pewter]

@vital wren help

[vital wren]

how you want me to help you?

[cyan pewter]

idk

[vital wren]

need someone to Q with?

[cyan pewter]

i cant get out of gold 1 while mvping every game

🥀

[vital wren]

this a yes?

[sinful cobalt]

good game

[cyan pewter]

as i rank up my enemies get better

but somehow my teammates are getting worse

what the fuck

[vital wren]

THIS A YES?

[sinful cobalt]

thats what happens in every ranked game that i play in r6

[cyan pewter]

ima take a break rq

dude i fucking cant

why the fuck would you dc just to reeconnect at the last possible moment

[lone cosmos]

means they avoid the disconnect penalty

[vital wren]

did I btw mentioned that I am a Neon otp?

[mellow garden]

📈

[outer pollen]

@pure bear

Mtg is so fucked

[cyan pewter]

welp anyways

@lone cosmos @vital wren https://medal.tv/games/valorant/clips/m0osU3kadeemfiJQR?invite=cr-MSxLWXYsMzM3MTkzMzA&v=103

[vital wren]

nice shots

[orchid prism]

https://bsky.app/profile/blizzardwatch.com/post/3mdguib5rdg2p

Blizzard Watch (@blizzardwatch.com)

psst, hey kid, you want a cute lil Ysera pet in Hearthstone? Of course you do! And hey, the first roll's free! (and it'll take you ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY EIGHT HUMAN DOLLARS to actually get her in a gatcha, but, yanno).

-# Ysera is the newest pet in Hearthstone, and she's somehow even cuter than the rest — but this precious pet still costs $158
Last time we talked about Hearthstone pets, they cost $158. It's been a few months, quite a few more of those pets were added to the game, and they still c

Bluesky · Jan 27, 2026, 11:01 PM

[lone cosmos]

what kind of sage wall is that LMAO

[fallow bronze]

Gaming is dead

[cyan pewter]

idk bro

[lone cosmos]

praying for you

[cyan pewter]

subhuman teammates

[lone cosmos]

val was built on this, brick by brick

[cyan pewter]

i dont even know what to play

[vapid lintel]

No, it's just bifurcating between fools and gamers

[outer pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/フローライト-flow-endfield-gif-12757389959336405366

[maiden tulip]

@mellow garden maybe reconsider https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2026/01/psa-dispatchs-visual-censorship-settings-cant-be-removed-on-switch

[mellow garden]

I’ve already installed it

[maiden tulip]

Rip

[mellow garden]

Pretty sure I can’t refund at this point

[trim rock]

Nice

Everyone loves censorship

[vapid lintel]

Everyone loves ||redacted||

[pure bear]

has been since the day secret lair was announced

[hardy merlin]

14days/2hours refund rule?

[little cape]

its from nintendo

https://tenor.com/view/my-money-mine-money-funny-cat-gif-15738602

[sinful cobalt]

Nintendo loves money

poor company

[hardy merlin]

That's like a lawsuit territory at this point

[mellow garden]

You can refund pre-orders until 7 days before release which is when the auto download period starts.

[mellow garden]

That’s PlayStation as well but they’ve largely avoided legal action.

Xbox does have refunds, at least, but it’s buried within layers of Microsoft support.

[mellow garden]

Disappointing though

I was looking forward to enjoying the game handheld

[hardy merlin]

Get it on Steam Deck

[mellow garden]

I don’t have a Steam Deck

I sold mine last year after the Switch 2 released

[little cape]

yeah but this doesnt apply to you since you already installed it.

[mellow garden]

That’s because they’re set to auto-install

[little cape]

those monsters

https://tenor.com/view/pika-angry-pikachu-pokemon-sophey-gif-11174873540234393108

[mellow garden]

That’s not very poggers of Nintendo

[maiden tulip]

dispatch devs be like: guys we nees to censor shit its a nintendo platform
meanwhile on the eshop: https://www.nintendo.com/en-ca/store/products/anime-feet-girls-the-charm-finder-quest-switch/

i'm very confused why they felt the need to censor anything

[mellow garden]

The sheer amount of hentai games I see on the eShop

But they’ve targeted Dispatch

[cyan pewter]

finally

[maiden tulip]

I think its just the dispatch devs being overly careful

Because clearly nintendo dont give a fuck

[lone cosmos]

ninjutso announced a new mouse coming in early feb, its the Sora v3

[little cape]

yuck

sora v2 was ass

[lone cosmos]

their post says “best claw grip mouse of 2026?”

[hardy merlin]

[maiden tulip]

@mellow garden i'd still contact nintendo support before you launch the game, i know someone who once got an eshop refund so

Its rare but its a case by case basis

Dispatch devs did false advertising by hiding this fact till release

What a joke

[lone cosmos]

i fear the lil fella may have fallen over in a miraculous fashion…

[mellow garden]

I'll try

[sinful cobalt]

[fading spade]

wtf is this?!

its a floating eyeball ....

[vapid lintel]

This is a lanapost

[mellow garden]

Now that's pod racing Lanaposting

[maiden tulip]

we literally have cyberpunk on switch which has full nudity and sex so i dont get wtf the ditpatch devs are on about @mellow garden

Customize v's genitals but middle fingers in dispatch are BAD

[mellow garden]

The Witcher 3 has nudity and sex scenes as well

[maiden tulip]

true

Hell we even have bayonetta which is first party published @mellow garden

[little cape]

👀

anyone know if the game still runs poorly ?

[maiden tulip]

It runs fine it has ran fine for a while

@mellow garden seems like nintendo agrees that it's false advetising

[small comet]

an enemy

[fading spade]

i figured..xd

those void thing creep me tf out also

[mellow garden]

I'm ticketing as we speak

It's outside of live support hours in Europe so I'm writing a ticket.

Should've just gotten this on PS5 after all

[vital wren]

would say its playable, not the best experience tho

[eternal stag]

Any tips?

[compact oriole]

last i heard still runs badly

[vital wren]

also before buying, you should know this is 130 gb

[compact oriole]

if it has a demo try that i guess

[vital wren]

would only recommend if you are a starwars fan

[maiden tulip]

play better games

[eternal stag]

:(

[mellow garden]

Now to wait for Nintendo's email support 😴

[pure bear]

@maiden tulip

[maiden tulip]

yes

[vital wren]

[little cape]

shiiiii

you think its worth the $10?

[compact oriole]

if it runs on your system im sure it is

[outer pollen]

Horse Girl

[lone cosmos]

ffxiv, the only game where it gives me a job quest to unlock a new skill bang smack center middle of an area that aggros me

[mellow garden]

Another XIV enjoyer

[lone cosmos]

Indeed

[mossy anchor]

anyone got a good profile for cs2?

[vital gale]

Annyone play brawlhalla

[outer pollen]

legit watching my friend play it right now lol

[vital gale]

Ohh shii

I bought the Wooting 60HE v2 for it

[vital gale]

Im top 100 eu what elo is he

I rarely see ppl play this game

[outer pollen]

I don't think he's ranked lol

[compact oriole]

nioh 3 demo is available. 83gb download

[hardy merlin]

there was a second one?

[compact oriole]

lol

[outer pollen]

Amazing game

[mellow garden]

About the only screenshots of my character I could find that wasn't potential spoiler material

[orchid prism]

We doing FF14 screenshots?

Played a lot of Dancer and Red Mage.

[vapid lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-bravo-looking-good-feeling-handsome-shades-gif-13441770

[mellow garden]

I'm a Paladin main

[orchid prism]

Spot on. I went by Lonny Bravado in FF14 as a very intentional reference.

Equal parts Elvis and Johnny Bravo

[mellow garden]

I randomly generated a surname and ended up as Johners Butcher

[orchid prism]

[mellow garden]

I started as Warrior though

It was more fitting then

[orchid prism]

Changed to Lalafell for a bit but changed back. Just didn't fit.

[mellow garden]

I started as default human male

Au Ra for a bit... but male lizards have sex offender vibes so I changed back

Male Viera was a peak addition

[outer pollen]

I hate Roegadyn dragoons

They look so stupid in the dragoon armor

[mellow garden]

I've got the Cloud Strife haircut which you can only get from community sweepstakes

Too bad it's not yet Viera compatible

Soon™, apparently

[lone cosmos]

have playrd the game fully upto endwalker but lost my acc

[mellow garden]

I won the Cloud Strife haircut from entering this screenshot into a community sweepstakes for the London Fan Fest back in late 2023

[mellow garden]

The behaviour of NPCs that visit your house in ACNH is funny. Mac has turned on my vacuum cleaner, coffee machine, and opened the oven to break up randomly sitting on the floor instead of a chair. At least I won his minigame and got some free furniture.

They seemingly never want to visit other rooms.

[mellow garden]

[cold anvil]

Im hearing they fixed the issue in monster hunter wilds where it would constantly check if you have the dlc content for the game impacting performance heavily

[mellow garden]

I still need to find an apple, peach, and pear in ACNH.

[scarlet marlin]

see if you can trade with someone

goes faster

[pure bear]

they did? would be peak

[cold anvil]

Ik this is not on topic to fruit but getting animals from other players does not count to your critter pedia only if you catch it it does

[pure bear]

oh yeah it says they did lemme start the game

[cold anvil]

Seems to be playable on steam deck now because of the most recent update

[pure bear]

lmao

what a selfown

couldve launched with deck verified but naah lets not optimize our shit

and in the end 1 random internet guy fixes what they didnt in a year

[cold anvil]

Top comment says they could trying to optimize it for a switch release

My friend says that they could possibly be preparing to remove the drm’s

[mellow garden]

Not yet found another person who still actively plays with these other fruit

[pure bear]

werent doing a good job then were they

[cold anvil]

Yeahhh…

I genuinely feel like MHW couldve been goty worthy if it actually ran well

I’m super excited!!!

https://www.youtube.com/live/K_0kl1WiSPg?si=doJaj5_qno2S0ePe

[scarlet marlin]

did you try the ac server?

[mellow garden]

No, haven’t joined any AC-related servers as of yet.

[hardy merlin]

https://www.pcgamesn.com/final-fantasy-ix/classic-ff-games-drm-free-gog

[mellow garden]

Nintendo are going to get cancelled for being woke, you can make a non-binary character.

I will not even bother with the comments on this stream

[cold anvil]

GAY PEOPLE EXIST YES

[mellow garden]

Is this franchise just Animal Crossing but Mii instead of animals?

[cold anvil]

Its much more nuanced than that.

You are under-minding how big this game actually is.

[mellow garden]

I’ve never played games like this

[scarlet marlin]

tomodachi lifeeee

https://giphy.com/gifs/tomodachi-life-virtual-boy-TlxFVhOcW80JW

[mellow garden]

Same for never playing Animal Crossing before

[scarlet marlin]

with this game, its a bit hard to explain. like on the surface its very 'basic', maybe a bit Sims-like. But things can get very chaotic/weird/funny which makes it a lot of fun

i dont know if you got an 3ds, maybe you can try that one :)

[mellow garden]

No, I’ve only got a Switch 2.

Of the Nintendo consoles, that is.

[scarlet marlin]

[hardy merlin]

Isn't that pan?

[cold anvil]

Yeah but gay is much more generalized ig lol

[mellow garden]

Pan? Don’t you use those in the kitchen?

Bad joke alert

Is this voice acting actually in the game?

[nimble current]

woketendo reeeee

cAnCeL nInTeNdO

[cold anvil]

The tts is iconic, was in the original 2 games

The first was on the ds which was a japanese exclusive

And the second much more popular one was made for the rest of the world released on the 3DS

[compact oriole]

and noone gave them shit for replacing VA jobs with tts?

[cold anvil]

You can customize the voice of different mii’s with the tts

[mellow garden]

This feels like drowning your sims in The Sims 1 but they’ve turned it into a full game

[cold anvil]

Idk what to tell you man, they get rid of tts and tomodachi life isnt tomodachi life

[sinful cobalt]

for a sec i read gay and blue

[scarlet marlin]

they added so much

it looks like so much fun!!

[cold anvil]

Also the tts allows for so much variety in the dialogue and allows you to make custom quips and catchphrases

[median haven]

Anybody want some boiling hot water?

[mellow garden]

And they were roommates

[cold anvil]

Tomodachi life on the 3DS even had a song maker where you can change the lyrics

[compact oriole]

is that desktop or notebook

[cold anvil]

I never realized how much they could add without the limitations of the hardware

[median haven]

desktop using a LP cooler

this is the copper version of the cooler

[scarlet marlin]

APRIL 16TH HUUUUUUGE

[mellow garden]

Soon™

[compact oriole]

lp cooler?

[scarlet marlin]

im so excited

[mellow garden]

I could be convinced to try it

[median haven]

low profile

[scarlet marlin]

if you like animal crossing + sims = more chaos

then go for it

[compact oriole]

well ok, trying to cool an intel cpu with anything less than water cooling is asking for it

[cold anvil]

Hate how Nintendo never puts up store pages unless there’s a pre order

[mellow garden]

Still not heard back about a refund for Dispatch on Switch

[compact oriole]

granted i was especially unlucky with my choice of intel wit hthe 13900k but even with water cooling AIO 360mm i got to 100°c+ and undervolted

unless intel somehow comes back im for sure going to go amd next time

[hardy merlin]

Ultra 3 may look interesting

[novel umbra]

man I hope we get that FF9 remake

[orchid prism]

Let the poor developers finish one game at a time.

[proper basin]

3-4 ff7s

[maiden tulip]

The japanese PS5 version of dispatch released today with the same censorship as the switch version

But it's not censored on ps5s outside of japan

Makes me think that the devs were just too dumb to have a jp version and a non jp version on the eshop on switch

Something is possible lol

[orchid prism]

The irony of JAPAN censoring content.

[cold anvil]

Wait censored?

I thought it was automatically turned on but you can turn it off?

[maiden tulip]

Not on switch or japanese ps5s

[cold anvil]

Thats so weird

[mellow garden]

Still waiting on my refund

[maiden tulip]

The devs were dumb and made the japanese version the global version for switch instead of making it a region based thjng

[trim rock]

What could that possibly be

[cold anvil]

They shouldve left it as an option like they did with the pc release. The shock humor is part of dispatch!

[maiden tulip]

CERO says nudity bad

[cold anvil]

It was either a butt hole or dick and balls I forgot

[mellow garden]

I knew I should’ve gotten the PS5 version on sale a few weeks back.

[maiden tulip]

Go through the live chat now that its day time lol

But yeah Ad Hoc just seems to have a misunderstanding of regional censorship

[mellow garden]

The UK store page didn’t list the always on visual censorship either

[maiden tulip]

Cyberpunk on switch (and on other platforms) in japan has censorship and doesn't outside of japan so it's clearly possible

It's just the devs were like yeah no this is the global version for some fucking reason

[cold anvil]

Grrrr how dare japan and nintendo, I NEED to see the genitalia 😡😡😡😤😤🤤😡😡😡😡

[maiden tulip]

I mean i jusr said its not nintendo's fault they allow regional versions lmao

It's the devs fault

[cold anvil]

Ohhhh my bad I didnt read that

[maiden tulip]

Like literally cyberpunk is uncensored has full frontal nudity and sex outside of jp on switch

[cold anvil]

Wait DASHI HAVE YOU SEEN THE TOMODACHI LIFE DIRECT

THE GAME LOOKS AMAZING

[maiden tulip]

No

[cold anvil]

And gay people exist.

[cold anvil]

Sorry for the spoiler

Uhh you should look at it whenever you can :3

[maiden tulip]

nintendo is WOKE 😡😡😡

[cold anvil]

XD

[maiden tulip]

Insert bald guy ranting about starfield.mp4

[cold anvil]

Reminds me of this post I saw a while back

[hardy merlin]

Mario recognizes same-sex marraiges
Luigi deposes corrupt CEOs
Based brothers

[cold anvil]

Absolutely

[cold anvil]

I’m surprised nintendo actually pulled through with it

I knew there was a chance

But the fact they also went out of there way to do it the way they did is really exciting

[proper basin]

well yeah the mario brothas are in new york, they know a lil about both

[cold anvil]

Nonbinary as an option means they/them pronouns

I love when angry white men complain about basic English

It enlightens my day

Time to look up tomodachi life scroll twitter

[iron oak]

nintendo japan is the real japanese government

[cold anvil]

You the real tomodachi life

[mellow garden]

@maiden tulip lol, lmao even

[maiden tulip]

blame the uk

[mellow garden]

Now to just wait for a response to my ticket

[maiden tulip]

idk i only contacted nintendo support like 3 times in my life

But the only recent time

I could do a live chat

[hardy merlin]

[maiden tulip]

It was when i added @proper basin to my family share and for some reason that tripped some security thing

mango the hacker

[maiden tulip]

is pop out yet

I had it on my wishlist

[hardy merlin]

Yee, 13 mins ago

[maiden tulip]

oh neat

Guess i have something to play this weekend

[hardy merlin]

23CAD/18€

[maiden tulip]

I just got done with digimon so like

i need something else to play

[hardy merlin]

Here 15€

[maiden tulip]

O its cheaper cuz i own ultrakill

[hardy merlin]

I just hope they nerfed shotguns
alt fire was so broken

[mellow garden]

I wish more games natively supported Dolby Atmos

Although Sony's custom audio tech being able to output as Dolby Atmos if fine, but devs natively implementing support on all platforms would be better.

Games do sound very good on the Sonos Arc Ultra though

[cold anvil]

Isnt it only 15 dollars

https://tenor.com/view/blob-jelly-memes-stare-at-it-bob's-gif-8902687973428544154

would be better that way though ngl

[mellow garden]

Sony doesn’t let PS5 games use it

Atmos + Vision for all games would be very cool

[cold anvil]

I thought they did thats so weird

most modern tv's come with it

even the cheap ones

[mellow garden]

Dolby won the format war after all

[nimble current]

https://tenor.com/view/starfield-pronouns-rage-gif-16342161817615574795

[mellow garden]

I have a better version of this GIF for y'all

https://tenor.com/view/pronouns-heelvsbabyface-meme-gif-9572738711285684055

[sinful cobalt]

soo the ubisoft launcher crashed for no reason

[orchid prism]

https://giphy.com/gifs/muppetwiki-sesame-street-muppets-elmo-fUQ4rhUZJYiQsas6WD

[sinful cobalt]

it crashed again

i can't Ubisoft PLS

[vapid lintel]

Ubislop

[cold anvil]

I loveeee having to NEED Ubisoft’s software in order to play a game I bought on a completely different platform 😋😋😋

[trim rock]

Ubisoft Originals, nothing but the best

[maiden tulip]

my brother worked on ubisoft connect, i should just... not talk to him ever again

[compact oriole]

im so sorry to hear that. we truly cannot choose our family

[maiden tulip]

he gives me free ubisoft games as an apology

sadly with ubisoft imploding he may lose his job

Who knows at this point

[gusty haven]

@nimble hound

[barren pewter]

Should have used the knitting needles on your spawnpoint when you had the chance

[maiden tulip]

smart

build me a time machine

[barren pewter]

we’ll see

[outer pollen]

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Solid Snake in siege is insane

[lone cosmos]

finally got my blackmage to 40

i HATE level 35 job quest fr

[orchid prism]

Oh god... Black Mage. You're a masochist 😄

[lone cosmos]

its maybe one of the only classes i know upto level 80ish

plus it makes msq easier-ish

[orchid prism]

BM... easy MSQ? Huh... Don't think I've ever heard those words combined. But okay

[lone cosmos]

ley lines is a peak spell when i unlock it

[orchid prism]

I went.... what was it. Monk, then DK in HW I believe, Samurai in Stormblood, and then Red Mage for the rest, until I hit Endwalker max level, and started experimenting. I believe I mostly played Dancer and Gunbreaker, then Warrior for the unlimited health for solo.

I suppose it is easier without a lot of boss mechanics all the time - and no one to move the bosses to your lines 😄

[lone cosmos]

Mmm dancer is a fun pick, samurai too

[orchid prism]

Samurai was cool, but I didn't really enjoy the buildup system they have.
Dancer was a ton of fun, Red Mage as well.

[lone cosmos]

i feel like you may enjoy viper if you found dancer fun

[orchid prism]

iirc I bought the Scythe skin for Warrior and gave myself a farmer look at some point. 😄

[lone cosmos]

hell yeah

[orchid prism]

Ahh... I miss my old apartment. I assume that's long gone by now 😄

Ah yeah sure enough. There he is 😄

[mellow garden]

No, apartments have no auto demolition/eviction timer.

[lone cosmos]

hrothgar farmer

[orchid prism]

I always spent a lot of effort on my class skins.

[lone cosmos]

mm thats valid honestly, nothing beats it

[orchid prism]

Case in point. From my Dancer days 😄

Mmm... looking through my old screenshots. Does look like I finished Endwalker MSQ as Gunbreaker. 😄

[lone cosmos]

snazzy

[orchid prism]

Mmm... Red Mage. A lot of accessories were reused 😄

Jesus...I think I took screenshots of every single cutscene in the MSQ. No wonder I have gigabytes of them 😄

[mellow garden]

@scarlet marlin I have convinced my sister to send the fruit I need in ACNH

Two star island score currently

Closer to that KK Slider concert

[cold anvil]

My progress on cotl

[young hill]

devil made its way to my iridescent shards

[brittle seal]

Anybody down to join a moded mc server with bunch of ppl with proxi chat

[outer pollen]

@cyan pewter remember when miHoYo was good? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1sd5CzR504&list=RDv1sd5CzR504&start_radio=1

[cold anvil]

got all the achievements except for the ones for the new paid dlc

barely started the dlc

gonna play more tomorrow

[hardy merlin]

Why can't buy Hytale

[orchid prism]

Gotta add an accessory first.

[hardy merlin]

yee